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Orlando Bloom is Police Officer Protective

Orlando Bloom is Police Officer Protective

Police officer Orlando Bloom holsters his gun and puts on his badge on the set of his new movie, Main Street, on Tuesday morning (April 14) in Durham, North Carolina.

76-year-old costar Ellen Burstyn was also spotted on set.

Former teen heartthrob Andrew McCarthy (St. Elmo’s Fire, Lipstick Jungle) also stars in Main Street as a Lothario business manager.

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ooooohhhh
another sooper seekrit insider!
YAY!
we haven’t had one of those in a while
LOLOL!!!
PATHETIC!
but funny

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Just. Watch.

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BAAAAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!
persistent little twit, ain’t ya.
but still funny
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sits back and waits for this person’s sockpuppets to show up to validate their claims
LOLOL!
this should be good

gorgeous! @ 04/15/2009 at 3:06 pm

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He looks really good in that uniform!
How come the cops around here don’t look like that?

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Man this board is just like Sammies lj was back in the day she made loads of entries about OB. Its all the same just with different girlfriends (MK instead of KB) I guess.

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Sorry. I think he looks like a dork.

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To each his own.
I think that he looks very hot.

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Thank you! Finally someone who agrees with me. Its that…thing…on his top lip. Why do they always give movie cops this facial hair. Does anyone know if his character will be smarmy or good natured but easily bought etc

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Thank you! Finally someone who agrees with me. Its that…thing…on his top lip. Why do they always give movie cops this facial hair. Does anyone know if his character will be smarmy or good natured but easily bought etc

oh Canada @ 04/15/2009 at 4:35 pm

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#79
easily agitated arent ya’?

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I love orly!!!! He’s so sexy(with or without his pornstache)! thanks for the post!

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Anywho: I feel so hot today, Im so sweaty..
CallieM3:Take your clothes off why dontcha?
Anywho: ok. (strips out of her off white underwear and sits naked all fat-ugly and jealous)
Alegria:My god anywho you are gorgeous*salivates and begins to heavy breathe*
Tabbie1977:oh god I’m guna strip too (strips off and stands there naked and flabtastic)
Alegria:Lets all have an orgy girls what say you?
Calliem3:ooh yeah I’m wet already!

*the delphi girls all have sex with one another rubbing themsleves on the flab and giving each other oral sex with their gappy mouths*

Jaded4good:that was wonderful, apart from anywho fuquing my nose!
Alegria:at least we have sex- unlike KerrBloom, they get none! How sad and pathetic all fake crap, they cant have sex like we do and they hate each other and we all love one another!
Anywho: Well… thats all we have- our crazed conspiracy theories, like the shippers, they have orgies with each other too..

Meanwhile over at shipper ranch:

Mayfrayn:Oh ladies, I am so..how you say…. hot..
ladymarmalade:then take your clothes off why dont you
mayfrayn:ok, idea is good (she strips off her orlando bloom graying granny panties and her tits flop to her belly)
Gobsmacked:oh my god you are so sexy mayfrayn I wanna fuq you.
Porzia:Ooh lets have an orgy
Beriawen: ooh good idea, Im wet already

*the shippers have their sex by using mayfrayns t!ts as penii and using their wiry gray hairs as sexual stimulation*

Mayfrayn: That was fantastico! We have sex like KerrBloom do- so romantic and loving, unlike the deplhi loons who just have orgies with each other!!!

MORAL OF THE TRUE STORY:
When you are in the minority you are freaks.

The end.

ho ho ho-green giant @ 04/15/2009 at 7:52 pm

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How sad- pathetic and sad that Orlando’s obsessive fans have to join Sebastians MYSPACE licking his ass- when all they want is Orlando’s ass- its so sad, so transparent and PATHETIC! Added to the fact they are dying…simply dying for Orlando to see their ugly userpic on there and for him to go”omg she is so beautiful, i must contact them”- AH HA HA! Don’t make me wet myself laughing- as IF! You may as well put pics on of your stained @nuses for all he would care!

GET REAL! He likes em,pretty, slim, big boobed, blonde with a tight pussay- no others need apply.

we'll turn it into love @ 04/15/2009 at 7:57 pm

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Orlando looks like his father Colin in these pics… hey ladies Colin is more your age! hahaha sado pedo tendancies-just like your idol Orli who likes his girlfs all adolescent lookin’-.I wonder if I dress up in a school uniform he will like me? hahaha!

BTW Loving these delphi/shipper pi$$ takes, they are spot on and hilarious, both sides=fuking crazy! ME? I’m indifferent to anyone he dates.

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It doesn’t matter what the haters said, because they’ve put their most attention to him and spend lots of time wrote comments.

He looks very handsome in a uniform.

question for the shippers @ 04/15/2009 at 8:16 pm

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Ok I have a very serious question for you guys:

When Orlando and Miranda split, will you continue to support Miranda?

Thanks :)

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@ 92
Honestly, I still support Kate Bosworth. Will I be looking around for Miranda’s projects if they split. Yea.

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Why do posts about ORLANDO’S pictures always turn into a conversation about his gf or ex-gf, rumored fling, dad, etc. etc.? Seriously, if you don’t like Miranda, why are you all going out of your way to mention her and MAKE her important?

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That story would be better if some of them didn’t believe the tin hat conspiracy theories. lol, not everyone thinks those are true.

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this isn’t a blog anymore it’s a lunatic asylum
to the haters of orlando and miranda weve added haters of other posters including those who’ve never even set foot here
just jared could win an award for these threads
for creepiest threads in the blogosphere

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Ahem, haters and shippers. They’re both pretty nutty. And yes this is still a blog whether you like it or not just a anon one where people can mess with other people without revealing themselves. They take advantage of the anonymity of it and mess around.

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the point is that whatever you call the 2 sides they’re all crazy and they all hate someone

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Y kant wee all juzt git along and tressure hourselves?!

more of the orgy.. @ 04/16/2009 at 4:03 pm

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ALEGRIA: You know girl on girl sex is great and all but well…
CMARIE:You miss coq?
ANYWHO:Well we havent ever had it before-or had it in years right?
ALEGRIA:Yeah coq-I wonder if it is all it promises to be…
JADED4GOOD:It sure is! But then again me and my partner havent had it in about a year, he is too busy jacking off over supermodels *sigh*
TABBIE1977:Well theres only one thing for it.. *pulls out a sack of strap ons*
ANYWHO:Well I guess its the next best thing to the real deal right? We can all take turns.

*They take an hour to have a turn on the strap on riding it as if they life depended on it*

ALEGRIA:At least I can now say I have had sex-unlike that KerrBloom-it was bliss, wow what a guy!

MEANWHILE:

MAYFRAYN:You know lady, I havent not had no intercoursers and I wonder what it like- how it feel, man’s part- what is it like?
LADY MARMALADE:I dunno, I’m so fat that I dont get lots of sex, and when I do Im passed out and the guy is using me just as a hole in the wall…
PORZIA:Then why not…
MAYFRAYN:Yes -let us try that clay I modelled on orlandos part, we could use that, I modelled it from the bulge in his trousers and went on a p0.rn site- it will be like his own!
BEIRWEN:Oh my god I’m a spurtin’ already- lets ALL have a go..

*they each have a turn of the hard piece of clay and all yell Orlando and ride him as though they are going to die tomorrow*

MAYFRYAN:Now we know what sex is like- what sex is like with Orlando!! i am so overcome, I am now Orlando’s partner!! He loves me!
LADYMARMALADE:I couldnt get it past my thighs :(
PORZIA: I think next time we should drill a hole in it and put some whipped cream or ajax in it for realism.
MAYFRAYN: STOP!!! IAM THE ONLY WOMAN TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM FROM NOW ON- IAM HIS NUMBER ONE FAN- PROUD ORLANDOS FAN!!! he fucked me the hardest!!!!

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