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Jennifer Aniston - Management Movie Poster - FIRST LOOK!
Jennifer Aniston shows off her ass-ets in this first look movie poster for her upcoming movie, Management, from OK!
Steve Zahn co-stars in the comedy and gets his hands in places they don’t belong! Woody Harrelson also makes an appearance in the film as Jen’s boyfriend.
The plot resolves around Sue (Jen), who checks into Mike’s (Steve Zahn) motel on a business trip and ends up hooking up with him. After Sue checks out, Mike goes after his new love!
Mangement opens nationwide on May 15!
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Love Jennifer :)
Another flop!!! YUK!
Jen, You are the best! Always!! :)
Hopefully Steve and Woody will make this movie worth watching. Jen, I am sure, will put in another horrible performance.
Who is she?
Love her! She’s awesome. She’s the most beautiful wholesome actress out there. Steve is awesome too.
She is so beautiful.
good lord,boring…………….
Her movies are great! Always unexpected like the ending of the Break-Up, and Marley and Me was incredible- didn’t think I’d get so much from a dog movie. My favorites are Office Space and Derailed. She’s an incredible actress! You have to be good to be a comedic actress, and she is!
what a hack!!
She’s hot.
shes playing yet again …RACHEL GREEN
Jen’s movies always do well at the box office, this one is no exception!
..this chick makes nonstop crāppy romantic romedy after another.
It’s R-rated, opening limited aginst Angels and Demons.
Don’t expect much.
Jess
STOP LYING!!!
She’s got the best body in hollywood… and hair.
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!
She seems like such an amazing person. You can always tell how good of a person is by their friends, and other celebs always seem to say nothing but the best things about her. I wish her the best in all her endeavors.
If people don’t like her why are they so pathetic and commenting on her posts? Get a life! I’m sure there is a thread for a celebrity you do like.
That does not look like Aniston.
Jess-
You are kidding right?
Remember Derailed and Rumor Has It or even The GoodBye Girl?
Dare I name more or is that enough?
You are of course talking about her 2 most recent films, one in which she costarred with a lovable Dog as Rachel Green (opening as a family movie at Christmas and doing great business in the US but not so great outside US), and another in which she costarred with an ensemble cast all at least 7 years plus younger than her as Rachel Green again (not doing much overseas with $93 mil gross in US).
Please get right and get real.
She looks great. I’d like to see it but it is limited so probably
won’t come to our town. Too small. Will see the dvd.
She was very good in Derailed and especially The Good Girl. In fact she got nominated for the Independent Spirit award for Best Female Lead. Anywho, I cannot wait to read the same boring comments from the Brangelina fans that they posted 3 months ago.
I can’t believe they put her in such ugly clothes and she still looks great. Jen always manages to look amazing, even when she’s not trying… except for the time she was wearing that ugly hoodie over her head! My bf seems to be in love with her, and that GQ magazine put him over the edge. She looks really good for her age… I wish I looked like that in my 40’s.
Is that supposed to be THE CHIN? My God, it does’nt even look like her. And her movies are all cra**y, and this will be no exception esp up against Angels&Demons. Also JA had to beg to get this movie and others(Travelling)even released!!!!Stinker
#20 JJ Is not a fan site. It is for comments both good and bad, so go to a JA fan site if you get offended by people saying her movies are cr*p and she is boring,whiny and average!!!!
Aniston fan -
I am a big movie fan and tell it like I feel. I know what I like and I don’t like her cause she can’t act. OK?
I won’t comment on her personally because I don’t know her and only a simpleton says you can tell someone is good by their friends, how idiotic when you don’t know them or their friends personally to judge for yourself.
By the way, fan or no, you should be truthful and admit that poster is just terrible and sooo cheap looking. Her face and body are distorted. I don’t know what it is supposed to represent.
The world (but not people who see thru the illusion) will be stunned when they see Aniston without her hair. Man oh man, is it BAD! She goes mousey-brown. LOOKS DREADFUL. WAY worse than “The Good Girl.”
Jennifer without her highlighted fake blonde hair is down-right unattractive. Cute, teeny-tiny figure, but I mean UNATTRACTIVE. HOMELY is the word that is best applied. She’s nothing without her HAIR. She should thank her hair for any career she’s had.
You just wait. Mark my words.
Sidenote; you can shave Angie’s head and you’ve still got drop dead gorgeous!
lia -
She was terribly and totally miscast in Derailed, she cannot play the part of some aluring female, she does not have the acting range to do so. Poor Clive Owen looked like a wooden man due to her lack of range of emotions. Her facial expressions are telegraphed in every scene.
She was better in The GoodBye Girl because she was essentially playing a drabber version of Rachel Green and that was a change. In fact that is the only film of hers that I actually found somewhat interesting. All of the other films of hers have been exacty the same, Rachel Green dressed in different clothes with different casts in the same voice and tweaking with her hair. She might have extended her acting range if she had taken other chances like TGBGirl type roles but she has not. She plays the same character over and over and over.
JMO
I think it says a lot that they went OUT OF THEIR WAY to make her almost unrecognizable.
Dumb(movie) and Dumber (jen)
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/495198/t/A-Doc-on-the-Oprah-show-says-this-guy-has-the-perfect-face.html?page=1
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The real brad is fug. Jennifer needs to use butt fat to fill in her giant pores like brad did for his holey cheeks.
It’s R rated because she has a sex scene in a laundry room.
#9 You need to get out more and see a better variety of movies. JA is a TV hacktress, still trying to be a movie star after 5 years of dubious movies. And if you want to see a real actress try-Barrymore, Theron, Streep, A>Adams, Berry and many more actresses, who are not afraid to take chances with their roles, instead of playing the same character over and over.
Also that movie poster is AWFUL and cheap looking, just like her!!
the real brad pitt is fug-
Err, just askin, what does that have to do with this movie?
Who or what are you?
This is a Jen movie thread, you know?
What are you lost or something?
Seriously, I saw the preview in a huge theatre last week and the audience practically gasped. She is so homely (face-wise) it’s just shocking. You’ll see. Sorry to hurt any of her fans’ feelings but it’s true.
And toughin’ up people. I love Jolie, but she is WAY TOO thin since being with Brad. I do not like it. She looks best now when pregnant. Not sure what Brad’s deal is…women hook up w/him and then become too thin, Jolie was perfection in Mr & Mrs Smith. It’s like she’s been 20lbs lighter ever since. She needs to put on some weight! And Maniston needs to keep her hair blonde and find a new career (she got SO lucky w/Marley, it raked in the cash cuz of a puppy, NOT HER!) - a tv sitcom would be good for her. That and a man her own age…but first she needs to love herself. She’s still rambling about being rejected by her ex of 4 years. More therapy for Jen.
get real,
you need to get a life. what are you going to do resopnd to everyone just because they have a different opinion? people don’t have to like the movies you like. that’s why everyone has an opinion. you happen to think she is terrible and other people have to think she isn’t. seriously, pathetic.
even the poster looks uninteresting
Love Jen, but not crazy about the movie poster. Hope this movie does well like her other recent ones have.
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Try having 3, 4, then 5 & 6 kids 7 years old and under and you would be run ragged also. Angelina has had 3 kids in 2 years with 2 c-sections. Her body is tired, she needs to not get any new kids for a while but I have a feeling they plan to adopt before this year is over. Give her some time as the kids get older especially the twins and she will gain back some weight. You can’t blame Brad for her present size, he has said she is an overachiever and he tries to get her to rest more, but she is a hands on Mommy (well maybe sorta in that it took both of them to reproduce their 3 youngest, LOL). Take a look of other Moms of many kids and they will look much like Angie in having weight loss.
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Now back to the subject at hand, this poster looks terrible, really bad and really cheap. It is a very low budget indie and maybe it should have gone straight to DVD. Jen did this before M&M and maybe she should have passed this film up. I don’t know if people are ready for a rather raw sex scene in a laundry room.
presh -
How refreshing!! An honest fan. Thanks.
Jess @ 04/16/2009 at 10:16 pm
up against angels and demons. not a chance in hell.
Sorry Jenfans, but look at the poster objectivly, it is terrible!!
I just adore her.. Can’t wait to see the movie shes just a joy to watch. Oh and Good night Angie’s fans you can fight all night over Jen..The one you really love and can’t admit it, your obsessed. Bye!!!
diva689 @ 04/16/2009 at 10:57 pm
Seriously, I saw the preview in a huge theatre last week and the audience practically gasped. She is so homely (face-wise) it’s just shocking. You’ll see. Sorry to hurt any of her fans’ feelings but it’s true.
And toughin’ up people. I love Jolie, but she is WAY TOO thin since being with Brad. I do not like it. She looks best now when pregnant. Not sure what Brad’s deal is…women hook up w/him and then become too thin, Jolie was perfection in Mr & Mrs Smith. It’s like she’s been 20lbs lighter ever since. She needs to put on some weight! And Maniston needs to keep her hair blonde and find a new career (she got SO lucky w/Marley, it raked in the cash cuz of a puppy, NOT HER!) - a tv sitcom would be good for her. That and a man her own age…but first she needs to love herself. She’s still rambling about being rejected by her ex of 4 years. More therapy for Jen.
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I agree with everything you posted. have you seen “marley and me”? I was shocked at how frozen her face is and now i’m wondering why Nicole Kidman gets so much Botox jokes but jennifer doesn’t?
As for Angelina being too skinny ? I think it has to do with stress and dealing with the fact that she chose the wrong dude. She’s pretty much stuck until he dumps HER because she will get so much crap if she was the one doing the dumping. everyone will say what a bad mom she is for leaving their father.
Ellie- you are the one always mentioning AJ in your Jen rants. Maybe you are obsessed, you must be a nut if you really think everyone loves JA, cause i certainly don’t. Yes i am posting here, but there are plenty of Jenhens on AJ/BP threads>JA is an average looking woman with a decent body-just go to any beach and you will see better though!!!!
The film is limited because it is crap - has anyone seen the promos?
I doubt she will be taking her clothes off and posing on a male mag to promote this dud. Guess she will have to talk about her failed relationship with Brad Pitt, how uncool AJ is, make jokes about their kids and wistfully say that she believes in love to make people feel sorry for her.
By the by, all these women that say they love Jen are usually dogs. Drive by a Aniston movie line-up (not that there are ever line-ups) and check out the overweight, spotty, ugly, also dumped women waiting in line to support Aniston.
The film is limited because it is crap - has anyone seen the promos?
I doubt she will be taking her clothes off and posing on a male mag to promote this dud. Guess she will have to talk about her failed relationship with Brad Pitt, how uncool AJ is, make jokes about their kids and wistfully say that she believes in love to make people feel sorry for her.
By the by, all these women that say they love Jen are usually dogs. Drive by a Aniston movie line-up (not that there are ever line-ups) and check out the overweight, spotty, ugly, also dumped women waiting in line to support Aniston.
Whoever made this poster up, should be fired. Jen is way to photoshopped and has anyone noticed that her name is nowhere to be seen? Also JJ calls the “Mangement” at the end-a ref to her Mange hair?
ellie’ is a freak who’s so in love with the ho. She has no life. poor pitiful ellie’ who one minute is praying for us all then the next minute a hateful, racist *****. Get help ellie’ you need it.
Who is that woman on that poster. It certainly is not the chin Aniston.
As far as Angie is concerned some of you have not really seen her. She has always been thin, GO back and look at pics. She is not much smaller today then she was when Madd was a baby Post BBT.. and Look at her during the PR tour of MMS when she was in that print dress. She was thin. I just think people think her body type is Lara Croft. NOT. Yes she was a few pound heavier in M&MS but not much. and yes she is an active Mom to 4 very active kids.(No did not forget the twins unless they are walking), She did not look good after the lost of her Mom, but i think she will gain a few more pounds. 10 pounds on her would be out of this world. But regardless she is still a beautiful woman inside and out. Yeah I confess I am a fan… Sue me.
But this post is about Jennifer. I have to say the poster looks really cheap. It does not look like a movie from a “Alist” star. May 15th will tell a lot. Can she open a movie on her name alone. Steve Z (who is really adorable) is still a supporting actor. Has not moved to the leading man status. Woody Harrison is well what can one say. He just never rode his fame to where it could be after some great movie performances. So that means Jennifer is the pull for this movie. If it does well then she will be able to say it is her success and hers alone. If it flops lets see if she will accept the blame. She usually does not. And no… Marley and Me was not a Jen film. It was about Owen and Marley (just like the book) and HJNTIY was not a Jen film. She had a very small part. If her character was not in the film it would have been the same film. Even if someone else had the part. Back to Jolie.. could you see anyone else as Mrs. Smith.. I don’t think so.
So let us just wait and see if her fans and others support this film. It will also be telling to see her interviews. If she goes the Brad route She will be hung out to dry. Everything written about her being a loser will be proven true. So time will tell. And I too saw the promo for the film. I know it is a INDY. but it does look very cheap. I don’t know but I want to ask her fans Did she produce this through ECHO? I remember her saying she wanted more challenging roles. Why does she not do what Drew B does. Produce the films and star in them. When is she going to do more with the company. Say what you want, but Brad is kicking As$ with Plan B Productions..
Ok, I am bracing myself for the attack. Note to her fans, I did not say anything ugly about her. Just read the post and be a little bit honest. I did speak the truth.
that woman on the cover doesn’t look like aniston and i’m not talking about her hair
I can’t get on JJB, does anyone know what is happening there?
another piece of crap
she looks so ugly and photoshopped
Jen never has a shortage of film offers. Why? Because a lot of people love her.
Successful, healthy, happy and gorgeous!!
Is that Maniston ? that picture is soooo photoshop. but she still look fugly.
Finally, she will be playing Rachel with her real brunette hair. and wondering when will she play Rachel without the blue contact lens. ?
michelle you mean she always has dumb roles to play
you don’t wanna loose?
DO NOT BET ON HER, folks!!
#53 Agree with everything you said….esp about her doing the promos, if she is asked about BP, she should say NO COMMENT, or I have been divorced for nearly 5 years, so I do not want to talk about BP/AJ and esp I will not ever be so stupid as to joke about their kids ever again. Maybe she could talk about Mayer and what a great catch he turned out to be, and how much he humiliated her twice in one year!!!!
Can’t stand this ugly, talentless hag. I wish she would take her Friends millions and go live in Mexico, and she could take some of her crazy-as$$ fans(who’s husbands also left them for a better woman)with her.
It’s honestly the best I’ve ever seen her look. Lol! Finally she looks like herself and not some photoshopped fraud.
she’s kinda sessy but zahn is an idiot douche
what he said about dogs on the tonight show or letterman
once was repugnant and insensitive both
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
her hair looks wonderful…nice change..it may be a wig but regardless, she needs an update like this….and btw, she has a great tush!
Um, she has a white girl’s tush, which means it’s barely noticable.
NOT! The buttocks are flat as a pancake!
That is an awful poster, she looks horrible and her name is not even shown(wonder why?)
Come On, that does’nt even look like her!!!!
big ass
Another BAD BAD movie all of you wait and you will see, she really looks ugly in the movie the poster photoshoped like always do with her. By the way chin does not have alot of fans is only one with different names.
So you guys are saying she ALWAYS plays Rachel Green?? Maybe if you were bored of the first one or two films where she apparantly plays Rachel you should have stopped watching her movies! Why waste your time and money??
Love her I think she is absolutely gorgeous! :-)
why does does she always take the same kind of movie with the same kind of character over and over again??????
come on jen…
don’t you get bored???
The only movie worth looking at is Marley but for the dog. Certainly not for her. The dog is great!!!!! For heavens sake you jen fans speak of Marley and Me as thoough she’d won an Oscar. Hello hello it’s the dog that the people go see that for!!! Kid stuff!!!
yeah i don’t know about that…
I like all Jen’s movies. I’m looking forward to see this movie on May 15th.
I hav to say I don’t know if she plays the same character as I have only seen 3 of her movies I do notice if you take a picture of her from just those 3 films I saw you would not be able to say which film each look went to. I just think she is overrated. She is a B list star at best. The attention she gets is mainly because of her ex husband. Look the other cast members from Friends. They were all better actors and had more talent then she. She was not the star of that show. So why is she getting all the attention? On word.. BRAD.. So if her fan base was from Friends, then why are they not support all the cast in their pursuits. Why does she act as if she was the one that made that show a success. Shame on you Jennifer. Shame on you.
This movie looks well Average at best. The trailer was horrible and not funny at all. So lets see what happens. ITAW #53. I am going to really watch and LISTEN to what she says during the PR. She will be asked about Brad/Angie,.. ONE because she talks about them, and TWO because they are Brad/Angie.. But note they are never asked about her. She is not important in their lives. Maybe she should follow their example
@a total fan:
i thought i was the only one! that totally does NOT look like her!
Haha@ her looking better with a variation of her natural hair color and photoshop
ohhh..really???
Angelina Jolie was the first beautiful woman Brad has ever dated. How lucky can one man be. After dating nothing but ugly actresses, he finally got it right. Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow and Juliette Lewis are all ugly. Maybe the trolls would have been happy if Brad had found another ugly actress. So they could say Jennifer looked better. Instead of the most beautiful woman in the world. We all know JA can not compete with Angelina in looks or talent. Not even in the bedroom.
i can not wait to see her moive. love her.
anonymous
why you bring the two crap people here. i am sure you guys will say becuase people come to your idols thread. i went and check no one is talking about jen in your iodls thread, you lunatic yourself talk about her. the rest of people just posting thier opnion of you own idols which is why the thread is there for.
Teds
pity again about Armpity A list status has been used. what laughable post.
Nobody cared when you said the exact same thing about her yesterday! Have you got nothing better to do with your time than to copy and paste the same message onto every Jennifer Aniston board. Freak!
“Try having 3, 4, then 5 & 6 kids 7 years old and under and you would be run ragged also. Angelina has had 3 kids in 2 years with 2 c-sections.”
nobody else in their right mind would try! she obviously has some void she is trying to fill. if she can’t take care of so many kids and herself she should slow down a bit they aren’t passport stamps. maybe she should go back to cutting!
@mismanagement: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
How can you not know who Jennifer Aniston is?
Wow, another ridiculous thread. The movie poster is horrible, but I think she looks really good with darker hair. Anyone who says this woman is ugly is either crazy or blind. Why is ANYONE talking about Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt in this thread. Open your minds, people.
If you want to see two of Hollywood’s most beautiful movie stars. They will be at Cannes next month. If you want to see a ugly sitcom hack who cannot act just turn on your television.
i think lunatic name is the right name for bragnlunatic. in thier idols thread they are arguing that fox buy of jennifer moives and burn it. they are realy lunatic.
Darker hair looks horrible on her!
Jen has no A*S
You dumb ******* better get out there and see that movie and not just once but 4 or 5 times because if this movie tanks she is done in hollywood and her fizzled career will be ALL YOUR FAULT. Dont let her down make it #1 by going to see it if you love her so much put your money where your mouth is. This is the only way she knows you care by seeing her movies. Do not let poor (oops) Jennifer down she just can not handle more failure.
Michelle @ 04/17/2009 at 12:30 am
Jen never has a shortage of film offers. Why? Because a lot of people love her.
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Michelle, dear heart…………..i sincerely hope yore not this delusional in your real life. if you are, then you shouldnt be surprised that no one takes you seriously.
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If you truly are a fan of this cougar, then you should know even a little bit of the FACTS about her, wouldnt you agree? Heres one tiny little bit of FACT about her career: she does not have an abundance of film offers. let me rephrase that: she is unhappy that she doesnt get movie offers. She said so herself. And the offers she gets are ones that keeps her typecast as Rache Green and she knows that people know she is not capable of playing any other role.
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Thats why in her february interviews, she said she wishes she was offered action movies like Bond Girl and dramatic roles………..yknow, roles like the oens Angie gets. LOL
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And btw, she is one of theproducers of this movie what she is starring in, cos she couldnt get a big studio to bank roll it.
OK now listen @ 04/16/2009 at 11:59 pm
i agree. I have seen lots of photos where she looked thin.
“Fizzled career”. LOL Whatever helps you sleep at night.
that is a creepy looking poster her head doesn’t match her posture wtf?
and of course marley is not in this movie to make a hit, this will be just another flop for ms anniston
TERRIBLE CHEAP LOOKING POSTER! It looks like they are both from the 90’s. The clothes…everything is awful! How the hell do you expect to attract anyone to see this movie, with a poster like that! Alright fans, this is the movie to prove her as a box-office queen. Wonder how she will promote this flick. She got naked for a family movie. This one is rated-R. Is she going to come out with a scandalous sex-tape? hehehe Go Porniston!
How many people on here can truthfully say they made 24 million last year? Not me, so I guess as you all say she is a hack that can’t act, she does good for herself. Good for her.
hOPE @ 04/17/2009 at 2:07 pm
How many people on here can truthfully say they made 24 million last year? Not me, so I guess as you all say she is a hack that can’t act, she does good for herself. Good for her.
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Dont be daft. She didnt ‘make’ 24 million last year. Jen makes at least $14 million EVERY SINGLE YEAR WHETHER SHE GETS OUT OF BED OR NOT, because of RESIDUALS FROM FRIENDS.
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So you can do the math to see what she really ‘earns’ on her own since the end of Friends, but even more importantly, since she became a single woman again. And it aint much, now is it? that is to say, compared with any other B-list actor with other sources of income besides acting.
Yuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! iam so sick of chiniston…
looks like the photoshopped her face way 2 much imo
barely looks like her
Spoiler Alert! More of Jen’s Bad Men/Movie Formula
Today 10:28 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca
Samuel Goldwyn Films, George Pimentel/Getty Images
We gotta hand it to Angelina Jolie, whether she’s in Tomb Raider popcorn stuff or Changeling fancy flicks, she steals the damn show, something Jen Aniston has never learned how to do.
J.A. is always, always the second fiddle girlfriend to the main dude (Bruce Almighty, Rockstar) or lost in a sea of costars (He’s Just Not That Into You). And it’s even worse when she really is the star. Oh, no? What ***** was featured on the Marley & Me poster? A friggin’ dog. How insulting is that?
And now Aniston’s slumming it (professionally and paycheck-wise) in the indie movie Management, in which we hear Jen, whom we really do love, still manages to get upstaged by a less likely source…
The way underrated Steve Zahn, that’s who. The whole forgettable, formulaic flick—just as we predicted it would be—is not about Aniston. It’s all about Zahn, who plays a nut job in love with an uptight babe out of his league (that would be our Jen).
He pursues her until she eventually cracks and loves him back. Did we spoil the ending? Only way we could’ve done that is if you’ve never seen a movie before.
Damn, if it’s between funky stuff like this and fluff like Marley & Me, stick with the dog movies—at least then she gets paid better. Can we please just give her the $16 mill box office now—the same amount The Good Girl made—and not have to watch the damn thing?
Babe was on a roll for a while with memorable li’l flicks like Office Space and The Good Girl. Then what happened? Brad breaks up with her, and does all her taste in men and movies go flying out the window? Films like Rumor Has It and fellas like John Mayer are all she’s got to show for herself in the last four years. It’s just sad, since we think she deserves a whole lot better than settling for the likes of those flops.
Where’s the murderous babe who was fiercely hot in Derailed, already? Just like Tom Cruise, Jen does nasty so much better than nicey.
—Additional reporting by Becky Bain
I haven’t had time to even skim through the posts so if anyone has put this, or similar, suggestion out there, here goes again…
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I have seen her movies & they’re pretty much the same - even “The Good Girl” was boring (a depressed Rachel Greene). She should branch out & doing something she’s never done before - find a script where she has to play (i.e. a girl losing her sight or dying {already been done, I know} or a killer, etc.) and ACT. She has enough MONEY & her OWN production company to do it herself…
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So why isn’t she doing various different roles then co-starring roles, rom-coms & “family” type movies unless she knows her limitations & stays where she’s comfortable.
The director of Derailed was interviewed and said he had to constantly remind Aniston not to use her Rachel Green mannerisms and had to do retakes. So give credit to where it’s due….the director and not the actress.
OOps, I mean the director of THE GOOD GIRL!!!!!!!!
Okay, let me see if I’ve got this IUC and tabloid fcukery right… Since the birth of their twins 9 or 10 months ago, Angelina Jolie has been pregnant at least five times and the baby is not Brad’s because Angelina is having affairs with different men, women, dogs and cats and President Obama, whom she plans to marry and then run for president in 2012. But she is also suffering from postpartum depression and cant get out of the bed and sleeps all day but she is too tired because she won’t allow anyone to help her take care of the kids and does it all by herself and this putting a strain on their relationship because Brad Pitt feels overwhelmed because Angelina is working and he can’t handle all the kids by himself and she is mad at him because he rubbed a Nanny’s back so he is now living in three different cities and two continents at the same time while having affairs with Nancy Pelosi, a stripper named Bunny or Honey or ??? all the while pining away for his ex wife whom he calls for advice, while plotting for his future affair with Natalie Portman, who is also getting ready for said affair by making out with Sean Penn. Shiloh and the twins are not his and since they are no longer together he has to take a DNA test so she can prove they are not his kids. Also a tell all book is being written about Angelina’s affairs with men, women dogs and cats and she does not want Brad to find out about what she is doing when he is not around, because he will divorce her even though they are not married because they could not come to terms about a prenuptual agreement although they secretly married three years ago, and were recently trying to beat John Mayer and the Ex to the alter..In the meantime Angelina is collasping on the set of SALT, because she is on a diet to lose 20lbs in 20 days and on another diet to get pregnant, and is sad , so her brother came to move in and play Dr Phil to help mend their relationship, while Angelina, beats the hel l out of Chinchillas and takes their fur and makes a hat and a poncho. The children in the meantime are running wild in a British hotel.
You have got to have an IQ of a retarded monkey who has just suffered a traumatic brain injury to believe this crap………
Brad should be embarassed that he ever met Jennifer let alone married her. The most pathetic woman in Hollywood. I bet people in Hollywood actually feel sorry for him. I know I do. He has to be annoyed this ball-and -chain is forever talking about him. Even after six kids with another woman.
This self-absorded ugly 40 year old bimbo states ” I will love Brad for the rest of my life”. Even though she didn’t love him when she was married to him. Now that he has found love and happiness with the beautiful Angelina Jolie she is in love with him? I am sure Jennifer lie awake at nights with regrets. Maybe I should have visited him while he was shooting TROY? Maybe I should have communicated more? Maybe I should have encouraged his interest in philantropy? Maybe I should have encouraged his passion for architecture? Maybe I should have passed on the movie (insert anyone of the many flops)? Maybe I should have told him how lucky I am to be his wife? Maybe I should have thanked him when I won my Golden Globe in 2003? Maybe I should have put my marriage first? Maybe I should have spent less time with Courtney Cox? Maybe I should have not worked while he was working? Maybe I should encouraged his passion for photography? Maybe I should have notice how unhappy he was? Maybe I should have offered to go to marriage counseling? Maybe I should have used his fame to get a film role?
I hope the haters notice I didn’t mention anything about kids. I am probably one of the few people who believe. That marriage didn’t fall apart because of children. It failed because there was a lack of love, respect and a common interest.
well, all i know that ugmo better not say ANYTHING about the JP’s again to shill her craptastic movies or she will be PROVEN to be the most pathetic, no talent, coattail rider in recent hollywood history.
anonymous
all you post show about Arm pity me me me me me me me me only my need.
anonymous’
may be you can be stepford wife for Arm pity.
anon
Hollywood feel sorry for him, becase Jen Aniston refuse to become stepford wife.
For trolls
you are the trolls in this thread. lunatic. anyways do not panic they are not spliting. if they split , they are nut head. They just taking break from becoming the media H of the century.
For trolls
you are the trolls in this thread. lunatic. anyways do not panic they are not spliting. if they split , they are nut head. They just taking break from becoming the media H of the century.
we are hooked!..can not wait for the “touching” scene!..
The you tube show how funny it is..she is soooo hotttt
@Michelle:
The roles she received while she was with brad was b/c she was with brad and it was thru his connections.
However, she had a hard time landing roles afterwards. she went dry for a couple of years till she got funding and put up some of her money for the films that now on the filming block.
as for her role with Owen…well the truth is several actresses were considered for the role but they turned it down due to the scandal with Owens suicide… Kate Hudson was a prime choice for the role but b/c of the failed relationship she dropped out… katherine Heigl also passed on it as did two toehr actresses.
Jen was the only one desperate enough to take it.
Owen scandal left the studio squeamish.
@Get real:
Lets keep it real okay
Derailed flop… she was horrible in the role. how do we know?
cause Jen herself said so…
good girl did not make much in the boxoffice although I have a feeling those that watched th film were there for hunky jake rather than Jen.
good girl role she was pretty much playing herself.
bitter.
that was seven years ago.
Rumor has it was a film that actually made some money but Jen just lambasted that film and said she hated it.
she also slammed the HJNTIY film while simultaneaously slamming the Sex and the City film.
Sarah Jessica Parker was surprised and said that it is very hard to make movies for women nowadays and to have an actress slam films made for women is disrespectful.
Jennifer Aniston, what can I say? Whenever I mention she’s not made for the big screen, her defenders always shout: “Have you seen The Good Girl?” Well, yes, I have and I was fooled like everyone else. She’s not in tune with the medium, her performances are just that, performances and not particularly good. Did you see “Rumor Has It”? She’s too much of a personality and not enough of an actress. We’ll be seeing re runs of Friend for years to come. I think that will remain the Jennifer Aniston that everyone knows and likes.
derailed review.
rossy40 @ 04/17/2009 at 5:44 pm
I have seen her movies & they’re pretty much the same - even “The Good Girl” was boring (a depressed Rachel Greene).
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She is not a risk taker like Jolie — Why? She has had the same hair syle for more than 20yrs, same friends and her ideal holiday resort is the same boring Mexico with same boring group of friends. It is too late for her. At 40+ it will be hard to break the habit. I think she should stop trying and retire. She won’t be missed. Her few remaining fans can watch reruns or videos of friends if they miss her.
@Get real:
I do agree that Jennifer aniston was terribly miscast . I read the book and it was great…
Melissa Goerge and Clive Owen were cast correctly just like in the books description of thier characters so was vincent Cassel .
the role that jen got (I truly believed the director was on drugs when he cast her) was meant for a woman who was inded mexican but could pass for caucasian. She was a dark haired very curvy voluptous raven haired beauty.
Monica Belluci would have been a better fit for that role
Selma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
Eva mendes
all would have been a better fit. i was dissapointed when they put a caucasian actress in the role meant for a hispanic or ethnic actress.
Jens role called for her to speak fluent spanish….
goes to show you hollywood still is quite racist and doesn’t know how to stick to a genuine storyline.
cougar lover @ 04/18/2009 at 4:08 am we are hooked!..can not wait for the “touching” scene!..
The you tube show how funny it is..she is soooo hotttt
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Yeh ! she is so hot, if you fancy middle-aged type.
Aniston fan @ 04/16/2009 at 10:20 pm She seems like such an amazing person. You can always tell how good of a person is by their friends, and other celebs always seem to say nothing but the best things about her. I wish her the best in all her endeavors.
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And oh, she is sooooo generous!1 She just gives and gives and gives. She gives MILLIONS to charity. Well, not exactly, but she DID give some used bags, so that’s tjust as good, right? Actually, the only thing I REALLY know about her is that she got duimoed by her husband. For that reason ALONE, I have idolized her for year, because I’m not terribly bright.
Does she donate to charity? NO, but she spends $56,000 in one week on her HAIR while Americans starve. Does she travel to the Mississippi Delta to help impoverished Americans who have no running water, but who could have freash water for only $1500.? NO, but she DOES travel to Mexico to sunbathe because a TAN is second only to HAIR on her priorities list. Can I think of just ONE thing she has ever done for the less fortunate? NO. Because she isn’t comfortable around the POOR, because she’s a selfish BIT@H. but I’m a braindead Stepford Fan who can only repeat the mantra I learned from the FemaleFirst scum — Jen is great! Jen is great! Jen is great!
keep it real and truth full
utleast the woman is professtional when she does her job. she knows what is acting and reality. she does not end up dating the men that she is costaring with. The people who can’nt act are the one bring thier acting to realitiy. The one who are not professtional and can not act keep dating the people they costar with. specialy the one who does it continuesly.
mimi
why do’nt compare her with real actress than action actress and person who always play spy game.
Bet the Iliterette:
Aniston doesn’t date the men she stars with in movies………what would you call Vince Vaughn………a girl??? She banged knees with the hired help as well. As for the other male leads, maybe they just weren’t into her…..do you ever think before you type??? She would have jumped Owen in a heartbeat but he’s in love with Kate. So don’t go all kind of moral on us here, the cougar will do just about anyone given the chance……….hey, she did Mayer, that should speak really loud to you.
dawne
i said actor and actress who fall in love with thier costars consistantly. Jen was valunrable at the time, i can understand her. but people consistantly do it ,have problem with acting and it is unprofesstional.
dawne
she did john , and he was not her costar. andalso, why not she fell in love with him.
Bet says keep it truth full. OK. Hollywoods biggest tramp! Bed hopping, lying sl-t, fake relationship, media manipulating,no talent, idiot… this is what you want your daughters to emulate? Please pick a better roll-model than Jennifer Aniston. She may-be cute and has a nice body, But it will take a lot more than that to impress a moral, normal, intelligent person.
Aniston was ******** her male co-stars on Friends. David S was her back-up screw. There was also talk of her doing the writers to get better lines, story lines and more screen time. There was also the directors…
The truth was Jen also had to audition for Marley and Me and HJNTITY. Her name alone didn’t get her the parts in these movies. The woman owns a production company. Maybe it’s time she started doing something with it.
Jennifer Aniston is your idol ? It is a proven fact that she has been ridden more than a race horse. The dregs of society on this blog that say they love her are nothing more than the flake that they worship. Deaf, Dumb, and, blinded by the fact that they are Fat, ignorant, uneducated, morons……
Ghost,
I haven’t been able to post in a month. I just came on tonight and you are still calling us Jen fans names. Sorry Ghost, but I do not consider myself, any of those names you have called us, in your above comments.
@bet:
a real actor as daniel day lewis pointed out after agreeing with Angie on the oscar roundtable
is one who recognizes that the challenging roles are just mirror images of themselves and they have to peel the layers of themselves to expose that part..
they have to become vuneralbe and not be afarid to expose themselves otherwise by playing it safe you will never attain great acting never understand the craft to its fullest.
this is something the great acting teachers and coaches echoe each and everytime.
to some it comes flawlessly to others it requires dedication to the point that it hurts.
those actors that say they walked away from a part or role in which they became emotionally attached and drained are the ones that gain the prize..kate winslet is a prime example of that .
they are the ones that are willing to peel away the layers and show the truth thru their acting.
A lot goes into acting. All good actors/actresses get to the point where they aren’t acting anymore.
They’re living out their roles. Take Heath Ledger for example. Best actor I’ve ever seen from The Dark Knight,
Actors and actresses don’t just sympathize with the feelings of the character they play. They empathize. They get into it and become the role. I’ve read that a lot of good actors have a part of the character they play stick with them because it felt so real to them
keep it real and turth full
that mean you are saying that , an actress and actors who keep fall in love with every moive costars is professtional?
keep it real and truth full
i think the actress and actors should be able to get out of the character after they have done. they should’nt make the roll as a reality. special when it has to do with with love seen.
Ghost
no one in hollywood have a job to be a model to anyone. i learn from her . she has iner strength. i talking about a woman , who handle abuse from tabloid all herlife and abuse from lunatic. i mean there are a lot of problem in the world, but abuse with the whole world tabloid . i mean who can handle every time you move your ass someone tell you that she is need, she is lonely , she is obessive, she is desprate, while most of the hollywood women does’nt have childern, the only women abuse becuse she does not have a child. . i am not taking about taboid talking they are spliting and the hero is tring to save the realtionship by having a baby or other things. i am talking about real mental abuse and public humuliation due to tabliod abuse. if she handle all this abuse and leave with out frastration like her. that is one hell of woman who has a lot of iner strength.
Ghost
the taboid keep saying that she is needy,but if they ask them what she is needy about? they do not know what to answer.
Ghost
sorry for my spelling
i mean . she is needy , she is obsessive? blha blha
bet @ 04/19/2009 at 9:07 am
keep it real and truth full
i think the actress and actors should be able to get out of the character after they have done. they should’nt make the roll as a reality. special when it has to do with with love seen.
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Hi Bet my friend .
How are you,, You have the right answer you play the role, that’s why its called acting, but these two weren’t acting they already fell in love.
But that’s fine with me Jen is happy exciting to see and I love that smile shes so real !!!
YUCKLY MAKE ME SO SICK, Sorry I never like Jennifer.. She always show off, big selfish by herself, dont care people, she think herself the best that make me sick sick sick to hear from her………… She not pretty.. But mostly very nice of Angelina sweet of angelina.. Brad really love Angelina and their kids so beautiful ..
Jennifer has been a media darling since her ‘Rachel’ cut and then marriage to Pitt. The woman could do no wrong at one point. It’s only been the last, what six months or so? that she has been called out.
Remember The Ivy walk through, that’s when folks started realising that she is nothing more than PR *****. The trips to Mexico and the coochie shots. And her could forget TIFF last year when she pulled a Britney when exiting the car (at least she spared us all by wearing panties). She was high as a kite during most of her interviews.
Then the interviews promoting her movies…chatting about Brad, Angie, her kids, posing naked and blaming the photog when there was backlash. Lying to Oprah.
She is the abuser with her lies. Lunatic, pity for her, blah blah blah.
The type of acting ‘keep it real and truthful’ was talking about is ‘method acting and character acting’, which sadly Jen lacks. I mean she has two acting coaches on set and still can’t act. She needs to sack them!
Jen fans can’t see the truth and they have the nerve to call anyone who doesn’t agree, ‘lunatic’.
One of the reasons why I have gone of her.
so hot
wowowo good movie
Iris:
Then your movie repertoire must incude the hits like, let’s see, any stinker made in HW in the last forty years, cuz honey, this one just reeks. How old are you, 12?? And Fiona, if you think this is hot, man you must be a unich.. C’mon, let’s get real, even though you like jenhag, be real.
keep it real
you real have a lot of list that jen did which is evil. she need to have some kind of stamp on her forhead that shows she is evil. wow i am shocked by your list. how dare she did that?
ellie’
hi freind.
ellie’
hi freind.
bet @ 04/19/2009 at 9:34 am
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Bet Dear, your idol is a known Hw tramp, Oh! don’t you know? She has fcuked every director to most of the crapy movies she has made to get to where she is today. She is a notorous bed hopper. In her own words ” To survive in Hw you have to be fcukable” That quote is from your idol’s own mouth. She has seen more Director’s casting couch than any other actress and that’s a known fact. She has no talent so she uses all that she knows and that is why she is still around, she would have vanished into oblivion like the rest of her costars from friends.
bet @ 04/19/2009 at 9:34 am
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@ Mimi:Bet Dear, your idol is a known Hw tramp, Oh! don’t you know? She has fcuked every director to most of the crapy movies she has made to get to where she is today. She is a notorous bed hopper. In her own words ” To survive in Hw you have to be fcukable” That quote is from your idol’s own mouth. She has seen more Director’s casting couch than any other actress and that’s a known fact. She has no talent so she uses all that she knows and that is why she is still around, she would have vanished into oblivion like the rest of her costars from friends.
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Don’t you know Mini that making things up in here isn’t going to change a thing. What would make you vanish into oblivion? Obsessed much?
Keeping it real @ 04/19/2009 at 12:32 pm Jennifer has been a media darling since her ‘Rachel’ cut and then marriage to Pitt. The woman could do no wrong at one point. It’s only been the last, what six months or so? that she has been called out.
Remember The Ivy walk through, that’s when folks started realising that she is nothing more than PR *****. The trips to Mexico and the coochie shots. And her could forget TIFF last year when she pulled a Britney when exiting the car (at least she spared us all by wearing panties). She was high as a kite during most of her interviews.
Then the interviews promoting her movies…chatting about Brad, Angie, her kids, posing naked and blaming the photog when there was backlash. Lying to Oprah.
She is the abuser with her lies. Lunatic, pity for her, blah blah blah.
The type of acting ‘keep it real and truthful’ was talking about is ‘method acting and character acting’, which sadly Jen lacks. I mean she has two acting coaches on set and still can’t act. She needs to sack them!
Jen fans can’t see the truth and they have the nerve to call anyone who doesn’t agree, ‘lunatic’.
One of the reasons why I have gone of her.
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You can call and beat this woman down, but it should be obvious to you that she has a following; people who enjoy her movies. She does just fine, thank you and she will be around for some time, so get use to it or don’t. Jennifer was right in what she said on Oprah; the writer took basically a couple of sentences of what she said to headline it. The article in VF was far more than about Jolie or Pitt and if push comes to shove, the comments were mild, to what she has been dragged through with Jolie’s comments that confirmed they were far beyond friends on the set of MAMS. I won’t even begin with the comments from Pitt, because quite honestly they don’t interest me. This threesome should be over, but unfortunately using Jennifer to sell the other two seems to sell covers. Enough said.
I can’t believe you guys are such losers, coming to a thread when you clearly don’t like Jen, and talking sh*t. Get a life. If you don’t like her fine, go worship Angelina. Live and let live.
jen fan,
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Hi dear, I sure have missed you! I agree with your comments.Jen does have a following. I have never heard one bad comment from the people that are in her movies. They all have said, she is so easy to
work with and very pleasant. These bad comments on here about Jen
are not going to change our minds about her at all.
antonella @ 04/20/2009 at 12:01 pm
you idiot chiniston’s fans did the same on angie & brad threads so deal with it. you attack our idols we attack yours.
jen fan @ 04/20/2009 at 11:01 am
i agree with mimi. chiniston has fcucked every director and actor and her movies still have gotten no where. humor has it (tanked), derailed (tanked), friends with money (tanked). as for her other BO hits thank god for ben, vince, jim, owen, and that cute dog. if you idiots think she is a box office hit, i can’t wait when Management goes up against Angels and Demons. you fans better run to theater to support your chin. i hope you really show your support because she will sure need it. But i am sure you’ll make up some lame excuses why Management bomb at the BO.
Brad you made a big mistake by allowing this fame obsessed wh@re into your life. You left her ugly azz for a beautiful woman and you still can’t get this big chin, leatherface b!tch out of your life. Please continue to ignore this silly ho. Maybe one day she will stop riding your coattails and fade into TV LAND.
@jen fan: Whether you like it or notMimi didn’t make things up, everything in that post that she listed, has been CONFIRMED. I know its hard for you to accept the truth, because you are such an obsessed Jen fan, but honey, calling the truth ‘lies’ because you want to stick your fingers in your ears to prevent from admitting the truth to yourself, is completely silly. Lying by denying the proven and confirmed list, won’t make the truth go away.
You also said ” Jennifer was right in what she said on Oprah” lol roflmao, um, honey, didn’t you know that Jen was HUMILIATED on Oprah? She was CAUGHT LYING by Oprah! She was CAUGHT OUT! Oprah said she knew AND RESPECTS the editor, thus telling Jen “I don’t believe you”. THEN, Jen back-tracked, and admitted it was NOT taken out of context and she DID say it. You simply refuse to concede any point where Jen is caught out in her duplicious behavior, don’t you? She was CAUGHT RED-HANDED, and there is nothing you can possibly say to counter that, and you know it. You also said (re VF) “if push comes to shove, the comments were mild, to what she has been dragged through with Jolie’s comments that confirmed they were far beyond friends on the set of MAMS.” The sheer level of your dishonesty shows the sheer desperation you have in defending someone that you are so blinded by. Firstly, you are STILL making Jen the victim. Something she explicitly asked you (her starry-eyed fans) NOT to do. Secondly, its now been proven that there was no affair, so just what was Jen “dragged through”? She contributed to the downfall of her own marriage, and you cannot dispute that, either. No one else did, but Jen and Brad. 50-50. There was no affair, so she wasn’t wronged. She wasn’t swindled. She wasn’t raped. So just what was she “dragged through”? The REALITY is that Jen set the VF interview up to gain sympathy (which worked for gullible simpletons like you - a new sucker is born every day) and for publicity. She did this, by staging her bursting into tears scene, and by stabbing her husband in the back in the interview, when he obviously didn’t deserve it. She did this, for attention, sympathy, but also person publicity. Since then, she has continued to drag her own reputation down by her never-ending string of media stunts, crying on talkies, and talking non-stop about the thing that she “doesn’t want to talk about”. Aniston is losing fans. She has dragged herself down. If only she looked at Reece Witherspoon as a role model, but then Jen wouldn’t get herself in the paps every week or promote her movies on the back of Brad and Angelina and this triangle that her side (Team Aniston) initiated and instigated. And continue. If she isn’t using the triangle to sell her movies, and keeping the triangle alive, then she is parading herself naked on magazine covers. The fact of the matter is, the only person who has dragged Jen down, is Jen herself. And in your sub-conscious, you know it too.
can’t wait to see the movie
She’s not doing so hot in her recent movie decisions.
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