Jennifer Aniston - Management Movie Poster - FIRST LOOK!

Yuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! iam so sick of chiniston…

Spoiler Alert! More of Jen’s Bad Men/Movie Formula
Today 10:28 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

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We gotta hand it to Angelina Jolie, whether she’s in Tomb Raider popcorn stuff or Changeling fancy flicks, she steals the damn show, something Jen Aniston has never learned how to do.

J.A. is always, always the second fiddle girlfriend to the main dude (Bruce Almighty, Rockstar) or lost in a sea of costars (He’s Just Not That Into You). And it’s even worse when she really is the star. Oh, no? What ***** was featured on the Marley & Me poster? A friggin’ dog. How insulting is that?

And now Aniston’s slumming it (professionally and paycheck-wise) in the indie movie Management, in which we hear Jen, whom we really do love, still manages to get upstaged by a less likely source…

The way underrated Steve Zahn, that’s who. The whole forgettable, formulaic flick—just as we predicted it would be—is not about Aniston. It’s all about Zahn, who plays a nut job in love with an uptight babe out of his league (that would be our Jen).

He pursues her until she eventually cracks and loves him back. Did we spoil the ending? Only way we could’ve done that is if you’ve never seen a movie before.

Damn, if it’s between funky stuff like this and fluff like Marley & Me, stick with the dog movies—at least then she gets paid better. Can we please just give her the $16 mill box office now—the same amount The Good Girl made—and not have to watch the damn thing?

Babe was on a roll for a while with memorable li’l flicks like Office Space and The Good Girl. Then what happened? Brad breaks up with her, and does all her taste in men and movies go flying out the window? Films like Rumor Has It and fellas like John Mayer are all she’s got to show for herself in the last four years. It’s just sad, since we think she deserves a whole lot better than settling for the likes of those flops.

Where’s the murderous babe who was fiercely hot in Derailed, already? Just like Tom Cruise, Jen does nasty so much better than nicey.

—Additional reporting by Becky Bain

The director of Derailed was interviewed and said he had to constantly remind Aniston not to use her Rachel Green mannerisms and had to do retakes. So give credit to where it’s due….the director and not the actress.

Okay, let me see if I’ve got this IUC and tabloid fcukery right… Since the birth of their twins 9 or 10 months ago, Angelina Jolie has been pregnant at least five times and the baby is not Brad’s because Angelina is having affairs with different men, women, dogs and cats and President Obama, whom she plans to marry and then run for president in 2012. But she is also suffering from postpartum depression and cant get out of the bed and sleeps all day but she is too tired because she won’t allow anyone to help her take care of the kids and does it all by herself and this putting a strain on their relationship because Brad Pitt feels overwhelmed because Angelina is working and he can’t handle all the kids by himself and she is mad at him because he rubbed a Nanny’s back so he is now living in three different cities and two continents at the same time while having affairs with Nancy Pelosi, a stripper named Bunny or Honey or ??? all the while pining away for his ex wife whom he calls for advice, while plotting for his future affair with Natalie Portman, who is also getting ready for said affair by making out with Sean Penn. Shiloh and the twins are not his and since they are no longer together he has to take a DNA test so she can prove they are not his kids. Also a tell all book is being written about Angelina’s affairs with men, women dogs and cats and she does not want Brad to find out about what she is doing when he is not around, because he will divorce her even though they are not married because they could not come to terms about a prenuptual agreement although they secretly married three years ago, and were recently trying to beat John Mayer and the Ex to the alter..In the meantime Angelina is collasping on the set of SALT, because she is on a diet to lose 20lbs in 20 days and on another diet to get pregnant, and is sad , so her brother came to move in and play Dr Phil to help mend their relationship, while Angelina, beats the hel l out of Chinchillas and takes their fur and makes a hat and a poncho. The children in the meantime are running wild in a British hotel.

You have got to have an IQ of a retarded monkey who has just suffered a traumatic brain injury to believe this crap………

well, all i know that ugmo better not say ANYTHING about the JP’s again to shill her craptastic movies or she will be PROVEN to be the most pathetic, no talent, coattail rider in recent hollywood history.

anonymous’

may be you can be stepford wife for Arm pity.

For trolls

you are the trolls in this thread. lunatic. anyways do not panic they are not spliting. if they split , they are nut head. They just taking break from becoming the media H of the century.

we are hooked!..can not wait for the “touching” scene!..
The you tube show how funny it is..she is soooo hotttt

@Get real:
Lets keep it real okay

Derailed flop… she was horrible in the role. how do we know?
cause Jen herself said so…

good girl did not make much in the boxoffice although I have a feeling those that watched th film were there for hunky jake rather than Jen.

good girl role she was pretty much playing herself.
bitter.

that was seven years ago.

Rumor has it was a film that actually made some money but Jen just lambasted that film and said she hated it.
she also slammed the HJNTIY film while simultaneaously slamming the Sex and the City film.

Sarah Jessica Parker was surprised and said that it is very hard to make movies for women nowadays and to have an actress slam films made for women is disrespectful.

rossy40 @ 04/17/2009 at 5:44 pm

I have seen her movies & they’re pretty much the same - even “The Good Girl” was boring (a depressed Rachel Greene).
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She is not a risk taker like Jolie — Why? She has had the same hair syle for more than 20yrs, same friends and her ideal holiday resort is the same boring Mexico with same boring group of friends. It is too late for her. At 40+ it will be hard to break the habit. I think she should stop trying and retire. She won’t be missed. Her few remaining fans can watch reruns or videos of friends if they miss her.

cougar lover @ 04/18/2009 at 4:08 am we are hooked!..can not wait for the “touching” scene!..
The you tube show how funny it is..she is soooo hotttt
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Yeh ! she is so hot, if you fancy middle-aged type.

keep it real and truth full

utleast the woman is professtional when she does her job. she knows what is acting and reality. she does not end up dating the men that she is costaring with. The people who can’nt act are the one bring thier acting to realitiy. The one who are not professtional and can not act keep dating the people they costar with. specialy the one who does it continuesly.

Bet the Iliterette:

Aniston doesn’t date the men she stars with in movies………what would you call Vince Vaughn………a girl??? She banged knees with the hired help as well. As for the other male leads, maybe they just weren’t into her…..do you ever think before you type??? She would have jumped Owen in a heartbeat but he’s in love with Kate. So don’t go all kind of moral on us here, the cougar will do just about anyone given the chance……….hey, she did Mayer, that should speak really loud to you.