Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal: Coachella Couple

This is proof that Coachella is totally played out. Reese Witherspoon is the least hip person on the planet. She is dressed like my grandma when she works in her garden. I never thought Jake G was gay until this hookup and now I truly believe he is bearding with Reese. I have a funny feeling that RW is a lesbian and that is a big reason why this works for both of them and why they are in it for the long haul.

@ohmy^^^. AGREED!

jake may be straight (sigh) but he’s the hottest stud in hollywood!

Aw, Jakey had to rush away from his boyfriend to do his photo op with Reese and he didn’t have time to zip up his fly. It looks like he took his mommy to a concert with him. Wonder what Reese did in between photo ops since you know she has no idea who the groups singing are.

The Chinormous beard Jake has with him isn’t doing anything for him either.

Reese you can do better then that girl! You need to dress for your body type.

Ka-ching. That’s the noise I hear every time I see new pictures of Reese on JJ. I bet half Jared’s income comes from these two phonies paying him money to run pictures of their fake relationship.

I agree with Mickey, what is this trend with calling everyone gay it’s getting old and not really funny anymore. Being gay is so accepted nowadays I dont think men need beards at this day and age.

I think if these 2 were interested in publicity, they would come out and say they were gay. Saying they were gay and coming out of the closet would bring them more attention than pretending to be straight. From what I see gay people get more attention than straight people plus from what I’ve seen it even seems to boost their career. Why would he pretend to be straight if he’s gay if there’s no benefit in that?

” Jake fan,” I think Michelle Williams might have a LOT to say about who and when people see Matilda. So don’t put the entire burden on Jake. You might change your name somewhat, but you can’t change your sarcastic tone! Secondly, you don’t know these people. You have no idea who’s friends with who or who they see, or how often.

To the haters who talk about how boring, how ugly, how fake, and/or how disgusting Reese and Jake are alone or as a couple, I ‘d like to say: They have more money then most of us will ever see in ten lifetimes. They work at a job they love, they’re both successful, they can go anywhere they want, do anything they want, and pretty much have great lives. They have friends, and family, and interests. The mean-spirited, vicious people who make such an effort to come on here, to track them, and memorize crumbs and scraps from their comings and goings, have none of the things Jake and Reese have. These are sick, wasted, nasty people. They are maggots who need to crawl back under their rocks.

Bianca, its not difficult to track Jake and Reese since Just Jared posts almost hourly updates on their movements, and on how ‘in love’ they are. If they don’t want the sick, wasted, nasty people commenting on them, maybe they should go out without their pr agents and paps in tow.

I don’t think she would spend all her free time esp away from her kids with someone who is gay and I think he’d say if he was, maybe. I think they are sincere as a couple however boring and dull. If he were really gay and needed a beard though, trust me she would NOT be his choice she is a bit too middle of the road. She is not old either, she is just a southern girl and doesn’t matter how long she is in LA cool will never be attached to her name. He on the other hand is good looking but now seems a bit old for his age, like 28 going on 45? No more skateboards in NY seeing cool bands, etc.. Take those extensions out please…

#42, Yes and they’d get alot of publicity if they announced they were devil worshippers too. But not the kind that results in lead roles in Disney flicks, whichi is what they’ve both been specializing in. Personally I don’t care who is straight and who is gay. None of my business. But if Reese wants to convince us that the much younger Jake and her are a real item and not just for PR, she needs to dress better. It’s almost like they prefer her to look like his older sister, or as is this case, his mother.