Jennifer Aniston is a Boots Baster

Love Jen, hate the boyfriend jeans. I don’t get what celebs see in these jeans, bleh.
I’m really glad she is knocking the movies out, my hubby and I always enjoy watching her, especially when she is paired with a great actor. Gerard Butler, meh, he’s ok. I don’t think she should date him, he seems like the Scottish version of a redneck,lol :-) No offense to anyone.
Actually maybe that is what she needs, she is very laid back and he seems to be as well. I guess we’ll see.
I ♥ Jen ☺

@ANISTON fan:
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You know this is not really her fashion. Its the wardrobe department who picks out the outfits she is to wear.

I really love Gerard Butler, especially after 300. So, I’m curious to hear that he may be dating Aniston. Does anyone know if this is really true, or is it still in tabloid gossip land? I sincerely want to know because I thought Butler was into models and such-I never picture him settling down with ANYONE! Btw, it’s hard to make a player commit-you have to really bring it to keep his/her attention. If the rumors are true, I don’t envy Aniston the task! (Unless she just wants a screw, then more power to her I say!)

@ANISTON fan:

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Picture # 2 is her real clothing, she has been pictured wearing them before. And I don’t think those pants fit her.

Cutain hair, unfortunate looking, plastic surgery, no talent.

mimi…every man she is seen with or co-stars with, you fans always want her to hook up with them. It’s like you are desperate for this pathetic woman to find a man. She can’t keep a man though.

If she does not stop the cosmetic surgery, she is going to look like the cat woman.

no talent hag

OMG…boy, has she had a TOTAL face transplant??? Hahahahaha!! MY GOD!! No WONDER she showed up with that abu gharaib torture hood on…b*tch was prolly swoll up from the flo’ up, and could not move her fckn FACE! Ugh. She’s so shaky, it makes ME nervous. I think she’s having a breakdown…

That said….

It’s so funny to see the Huvane interns (huvane is Maniston’s power PR agent) helping Jared pimp this tired plastic surgery victim.

I can id each and every one of their posts..:lol:

….here’s a clue as to what to look for, for people who want to play along in identifying all of Jen’s PR lackeys….

1)…the posts that assert that Aniston is actually polar opposite than what she is KNOWN to be - you know, the posts that say Jen is ‘laid back,’ when almost everyone who has come in contact with her, including HER (in interviews when she has been struck by the TRUTH bug), have said she’s a NEUROTIC high strung, high maintenance lame.

2)…people that like to say things like ‘we like to watch her when she’s paired with great actors,’ - EXCEPT they know she’s never been — or are you referring to Matt LeBlanc?? …no sorry, at best, she’s been paired with big male comedy stars and has ridden their coattails much like she’s ridden her ‘loser in love,’ Brad Pitt dumpee/reject persona she created 5 years ago and still whines about today.

3)People that post like they’re Butler’s PR person. Sorry to report these reports are premature - Huvane tried this same tactic when they were trying to lure John Mayer back for a time, and couldn’t. Seems Gerry is the go-to fake association Maniston’s pr guy Huvane pulls out of his thong undies to engender excitement in his client.

4)Notice she can’t seem to get attention on her own, without making it about a possible hook up…she and her PR dude know that’s what drives all of the interest, the ‘happiness is the best revenge,’ against Brangelina tactic….it’s sad, because the reality is, REAL LIFE is not how you are perceived in the weeklies or the rags…Maniston seems way too concerned with trying to associate herself with someone she and her PR guy deem a worthy ’successor,’ dropping names and fake stories that have no basis in truth just to create an ‘image.’ The desperation just REEKS.

She’s such a sad shaky lame.

I’ve never wanted her to hook up w/any of her costars. They’re all uglier than she is. Even Vince Vaughn, I still can’t believe she hooked up w/that guy. I don’t want her to find a man, I can careless because I don’t know her. She seems like she is perfectly happy being single, hell, who wouldn’t be when they look like that! I would just like to see the two together because I like them both plus I’d be killing two birds w/one stone when looking at threads :)

Why is she pathetic? Because she is not married and has 10 kids? Since when is being single pathetic? You are pathetic if you think you need to be in a relationship to be happy! She is gorgeous, rich, has a successful career, loved ones, and independent… she does not need a man!

Although these pics aren’t too great, she is still BEAUTIFUL!!

Soooo many jealous hags on here that need to go on and on
about someone they don’t know….I could only imagine what their mugs look like. blahhhh.

Mimi, seriously - do you need glasses?? Aniston’s face is as comely as Sara Jessica Parker’s. I personally find SJP more attractive, simply because she’s natural and embraces her different looks - she seems comfortable in her own skin, but from the slow creeping Jocelyn Wildenstein look aniston has going on, I’d say she is n the verge of a nervous breakdown. The surgery has not turned her into a beauty, (can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear), it just makes her an even WORSE actress because now w/ her limited talent she also seems unable to move her face, and it gives her an odd bloated ‘off’ look. It’s sad. This woman makes me feel bad for her, and want to slap her at the same time - ‘hey jen, you don’t HAVE to be an oscar winner, or look like angelina jolie - just go away and get a life…I promise you’ll be a lot happier if you weren’t deluding yourself constantly.’ You so-called ‘fans,’ should take the same advice.