Jennifer Aniston is a Boots Baster

Wears too much makeup. . Her body is too short to wear sneakers and boyfriend jeans.
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OMG the Goree Girls musical is going to be a terrific bomb. Can’t wait

oh yeah!! she is also on the same level of looks as kathie griffin!! and kathie has just as good a BODY!!

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=04&evt=aniston-boots&pic=jennifer-aniston-boots-baster-05.jpg

She looks like a old time hooker leaving the hotel the next morning after working all night. Rough.

Mimi, do you work for Aniston’s PR? Because if you do, please — don’t treat some of us like we’re idiots. FACT: Aniston has already ‘told all’ in mag after mag, that Brad Pitt LEFT HER. She’s milked that for the last 5 years, and as recently as her last movie that she pimped, she was STILL b*tching and moaning about Angelina and Brad. Going so far as to admit reading Angie’s old interviews and being upset about them , then talking about Brad’s kids and his old voicemails, and snarking on Angelina…all this, when she could have taken the high road and been gracious and MOVED ON. Yet she doesn’t. She correlates her every move to whatever Brad and Angie are doing (see Oscar stalking with the guitar playing urine fetisher) - get ready for her ramp up to Cannes, when she orchestrates her usual ‘new man!’ stage show for the tabloids…like clockwork, she’s done it every mid May for the last 3 years. Brad & Angie set Cannes on fire, aniston makes sure she ’surprises’ the tabloid press with a new guy at the EXACT same moment. :lol: She’s a parasite who cannot get over it. It rules her life - which is terribly uncomfortable and bizarre. It’s fairly sick. Her PR guy is just as obsessed with Brad as she is. If I were his new husband I’d be jealous. I personally think that’s why Huvane takes such great interest in such overwhelming mediocrity as Aniston…it’s Huvane’s way of getting Brad back. He was pretty bummed when Brad left Aniston too - it was like he got left also. Attaching Aniston to his coattails for 5 and 10 years, means Brad has to pay attention to him, even if it’s pure annoyance. Huvane will take that.

Mimi, how about we say it was “uncomfortable” (..and by ‘it’ I mean her pathetic desperate look at me semi-nudity for the x-mas wilson dog movie) because Aniston SAID she was uncomfortable, and because she also said she didn’t mean to strip and the photog and others on set, MADE HER do it. Yeah riiiight, Aniston, like the guys young enough to be your sons, hanging around w/ no clothes just happend to pop by out of pure coincidence. hahaha. she’s such a liar.
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That’s what I mean by her being a liar, and suffering from poor self-esteem yet being a raging narcissist - she wants all the glory, but has no guts - everyone knows she’s an exhibitionist, she’s been stripping down for almost 15 years…she doesn’t have to LIE and make up excuses.

Real sensuality, and sexiness comes from within, from being a strong person who feels that way in the moment and is willing to share it in front of the camera - and creates something exciting….
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….NOT from someone who makes excuses, lies, threatens to sue people who take pics of her exposing herself…it’s always this disingenuous phony look at me crap that she does.

It’s not sexy, nor is it genuine - once again, it’s just desperate, and a way for her to famewhore. That’s why women like her more than men - the manipulative, scheming, fake, mediocre, bordering on unattractive women who identify with her that is.

Most guys I know, think she’s a clingy desperate cougar who can’t get over it.

OMG…look at that face. So fug now. She’s the cat woman!! That IS why she covered up that day with that massive hood, she had some serious juvaderm and restylane injections, OMG - look at those cheeks, and the eyes that are slanted up!!! Ugh. Poor woman. What’s she doing to herself??? What happened to Raacheeeellll????

Ths woman is so ugly. My Mom who is younger than her, think she’s attractive, but I think that’s because she looks like her botoxed sad friends. lol,

mimi..she does not need a man, all she needs is her money to keep her warm at night. And when she is old and lonely, her money will be there to keep her warm..bwahahahahahha

Nobody needs a man, but it sure is nice to have
one.bwahahahahahahaha

When Brad and Angie get old, they will be celebrating children and grandchildren and have each other.

Jen will have her dog, and her freaked out face, from all the cosmetic surgery…..bwahahahahahahaha

Her skin suddenly looks softer and smoother. Good makeup job or has she had work done?

Ugly as usual

All I know is I would be pissed if every time my romantic partner and I had plans to do something, we had to include a third wheel like Jen. She really doesn’t need a man or babies because all of her friends have them. When she feels lonely, she just goes over to Courtney’s pad to play house! David Arquette is better than me because I would tell that ***** to get her own life and stay the hell out of mine! Even when I was single, I had too much pride to live vicariously through my friends. I would never interfere with their relationships, etc. just because I was single. There is a reason people (Jen’s own friends included) want her to find romance-so she can move the **** on from Brad and from bothering them! It’s hard to enjoy your own family and blessings when you have a negative person sitting on your couch saying ‘poor me’! Courtney Cox has done Jen a great disservice by enabling her to be pathetic. A true friend would have kicked Jen’s ass out of her stupor years ago! I would have for sure! But then, I have too much pride to ever be like Jen in the first place! All the beauty and riches in the world is no substitute for real love. All the fans and fame mean nothing in the middle of the night. But, hey, that’s just me!

Any of her fans who want her to hook up with Gerard Butler needs to hang your head in shame. He is a major PLAYER who likes them young and hot and hearsay is in multiples. He will not be faithful one day if she hooks up with him. If you are a fan you had better hope he is one man she stays away from.

And if she is making back to back movies for the next year or so no baby will be on board ever. You fans better get used to the fact that she will likely not ever have kids if this is her true movie filming schedule. But she will have an extended rom com career and that should make her fans happy.

She is lookin different here, not younger not better just different. Her face will not look good in 1940’s hairstyles, they were off the face and curls galore.