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Gwyneth Paltrow: School’s Out!

Gwyneth Paltrow: School’s Out!

Gwyneth Paltrow picks up her kids — Apple, 4, and Moses, 2 — from school on Tuesday (April 21) in Santa Monica, Calif.

On Saturday night, the 36-year-old actress let Madonna stay at her Amagansett estate to recuperate after falling off a horse in the Hamptons. Madonna appeared unhurt as she posed for photos on Sunday. In related news, Madge’s appeal of a court ruling denying her request to adopt a 3-year-old girl from Malawi will be heard May 4.

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68 Comments

# 1

Nice body. Average face.

# 2

Poor Madonna. :-(

# 3
geestanza @ 04/22/2009 at 2:36 am

Whoa! She looks like an old Jan Brady.
That’s not bad though. ha ha

# 4

Is she holding Apple or Moses?

# 5

Those kids are so cute. They look more like Chris than Gwyn.

# 6

Apple is a mini Chris I swear!

# 7

Gwyneth is so homely but yes, indeed, those babies are cuties.

# 8

baby’s don’t look happy! and sucking finger at that age?? Not attacking the babies, but just ahhh… amused.

# 9

adorable children but i’ve noticed… Gwyn’s style has changed over the past year. dislike the new red carpet clothes and her outfits are usually quite hideous. she looks better in jeans and tees.

I’m still wondering if they are going to fix Apple’s lazy eye!

tristin23 @ 04/22/2009 at 2:49 am

i think she is cute
but here she looks like a guy.

yes, her left eye needs corrected. My daughter had surgery and her sight is much better.

Well, I guess this probably debunks the theory that she was keeping Moses’s hair long for religious reasons. He already celebrated his third birthday.

Ewwwwww. I think she is so fug. I’ve never understood her appeal.

beansnfranks @ 04/22/2009 at 2:54 am

The little boy looks like a girl.

What happened to this woman? She used to be good looking, but I really dont think this new look works anymore.

it’s a good thing the kiddies take after their dad.

just saying @ 04/22/2009 at 3:03 am

Moses is 3 not 2. He was born April 8, 2006.

Mrs. Holloway @ 04/22/2009 at 3:07 am

I don’t dislike G.P., but I think she’s one of those people that won’t look better as she ages. Some women really hit their stride looks wise in their 30-50’s, but not Gwyn. Her mother on the other hand seems to get more beautiful as she ages.

Her children look like twins. :-)

Does anyone else hate her hair short? She needs to grow it long again! Loved her flowing golden locks!

Paltrow is really not very attractive, but her daughter has an old-fashioned prettiness you don’t see every day.

Sophia's Bush @ 04/22/2009 at 3:27 am

She has legs to die for but I have never thought she was the least bit attractive. Rather plain.

Her husband is cute though and I like his music.

earthling @ 04/22/2009 at 3:29 am

You can tell she’s a good mum.

Agree, GP is not a beauty but she looks comfy and she’s just picking up her kids. Not everyone can look as luminous as Jen Garner while running errands. :-)

mizbehavin @ 04/22/2009 at 3:34 am

Moses is so cute!

Something about her has changed. Her body is great but her face is hard looking. She should stop taking tips from her plastic surgery addict pal. They are starting to look like sisters. Pretty soon Madonna will be the younger one.

Lady Hawk @ 04/22/2009 at 3:44 am

Did anyone catch her Ebay auctions? Lots of really fantastic, expensive handbags and shoes. Why does she always wear such ugly outfits when she must get all those gorgeous things for free? I’ve never understood that.

Gwyneth looks like the lovechild of Sondra Lee and Jan Brady.

I honestly thought that was Apple she was holding in her arms.

I’ve always thought Gwyneth to be a very striking woman. Not an obvious beauty, but very classic features. She definitely warrants a double take! I like that she takes fashion risks and changes her look from time to time. To me, nothing is more boring than someone set in his/her ways. Her children are adorable and she seems to take very good care of them.

Gwyneth is rather plain but has decent bone structure. That can turn an average woman into attractive with the right makeup and styling. During her Miramax years, she had me fooled into believing she was pretty, but it’s increasing evident that was the product of cosmetics and grooming. The last time I found her genuinely attractive was probably 2005. I wouldn’t say she takes fashion risks so much as she overworks trends. Her looks are very repetitive (tights, short dresses/skirts, very high heels) and she doesn’t seem to know when to let up on a trend and try something new. You can always tell when Gwyneth has dressed herself vs. when she’s used a good stylist. Her stylist makes pretty good selections while Gwyn does not. Classic chic probably suits her best, but I suspect she enjoys the attention from being trendy, hit or miss.

The way she uses her relationship with Madonna is really disgusting.

If she was a real friend, she wouldn’t have run to the media with every private detail about Madonna.

I can’t believe people out there don’t think she is attractive. Of course she is. However, have you noticed how many celebrity children suck their thumbs–tired, insecure?

wednesday @ 04/22/2009 at 7:43 am

Is that the same pre-school where Violet Affleck goes? Looks like the same outter building.

That four year old needs to stock sucking her finger. She must be insecure.

I thought Paltrow was supposed to be a good mother. Doesn’t she brag about it in that sappy blog of hers?

sucking finger @ 04/22/2009 at 9:01 am

“That four year old needs to stock sucking her finger”
WHY? It’s a good training for sucking other bodyparts!

do all celebrity kids suck those thumbs?

moses attends vi school @ 04/22/2009 at 9:59 am

Yes WEDNESDAY IT IS THE SAME SCHOOL THAT VIOLET ATTENDS

WOW FIRST BEN ATTENDS MOSES BIRTHDAY AND NOW MOSES
ATTENDS THE SAME SCHOOL AND VIOLET.. WHAT IS GOING ON
HERE…>>FYI HARVEY WEINSTEIN PICKED ONLY GWYNETH TO
PLAY THE LEAD ROLE OF SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE..!!

hatersareselective @ 04/22/2009 at 10:03 am

RHONDa @ 04/22/2009 at 9:54 am do all celebrity kids suck those thumbs?
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lmao. you’ve been effin’ the pitt’s kids on the lower thread for sucking thumb and you won’t eff apple?

still sucking thumbs at the age of 4? kids are not to be judged but parents should tell them not to do! i guess gwyneth doesnt!

Another freakin kid with a thumb in their mouth. Moses hair needs to be cut. He looks like a girl for goodness sake. Next thing she’s going to dress him up in a robe and give him the ten commandments to hold.

moses attends vi school @ 04/22/2009 at 10:56 am

Meanwhile have you seen Shiloh and Zahara’s new pix sucking the life out of there fingers.. They are is the same age as Apple and Moses.. But no one is saying anything about Brad and Angie..being bad parents..Are they??? So grow up her kids are not the only ones ..
She did not run to the media that is what a good friend does.. They found out on their own.. Just like how Madonna the ***** lied because
she was too embarassed because SHE FELL OF THE HORSE HERSELF BUT BLAMED THE MEDIA…SO SPIN CONTROL HAD TO
COME OUT WHEN THE COPS TOLD THE TRUTH..

#44. I commented on Z and Shi sucking their thumbs on the Stop & Shop post. I don’t agree with them sucking their thumbs either. Maybe you should read all the posts before you open your mouth.

Apple is a great mixture of both her mum and dad. Apple is all Gwyn from eyes up and the rest of her face is Chris. Hopefully she’ll end up with Gwyn’s great body too!

Both kids look alike and take after their dad. Apple has her daddy’s eyes.

Now, a pic with Gwen and Jen both in the same shot picking up their kids………………..that would sure make the rounds. Does one set go out the front and the others out the side door?

That has to make for the paps job, an easy one. All they have to do is stand in the same parking lot.

Apple is 5 yrs old and still sucking her thumb,can you say issues,
and the little boy looks like a girl.Dang I don’t have one nice thing to say about her.

Funny how Gwen was so concerned about using “toxic” shampoo in kids hair, and then she goes an lets her daughter introduce all sorts of germs to her system by sucking her thumb.

I don’t know why everybody hates her and her family.

I think she is beautiful and talented. Chris Martin is awesome. and the kiddies are adorable.

Her only fault is being friends with Madonna. Why would you want to hang out with that witch!!

Love Gwyneth!!!!!

pink roses @ 04/22/2009 at 4:25 pm

Apple and Moses are just average looking children. Nothing special about their looks.

Gwyn is average looking too.

ello. …The children are just plain Janes like their mother.

Why don’t Gwyn do something with those children hair. Both of their hair always looks ragged.

Whats with all the thumb sucking and pacify sucking with their children of celebs.

Denise,

Gwyneth is no plain Jane. And her children are adorable!

Jealous much!!

I’m curious who you think is beautiful?

MOSES HAS 3 YEARS OLD

Michaelangelo @ 04/22/2009 at 7:09 pm

Insecure, #37? Please. Mind your own kids.

For all we know, she does all the time with great difficulty, #42.

What are you talking about, #44? Many are saying that.

This woman is a doppelganger for a grown-up Jan Brady these days, so I can understand the plain Jane references. She really isn’t that attractive unless she’s made up for a big event.

It looks like the Martin genes have dominated. The children are mini-mes of their father.

I’m not trying to be mean, but has anyone besides myself noticed how many celebrity babies suck their thumbs? Also, why don’t they let these older children walk instead of carrying them all the time.

I think celebrities have the ugliest children !!!! normal people you see in Walmart & regular children have the cutest children ever!!!!!!!!!

hmmmm….so they go to school in Santa Monica…..interesting.
i always thought they stayed in london. i guess i didnt keep up with the program…

I feel bad for those children…

I don’t think the kids are ugly but we have a saying “Ugly people make the nicest children” LOL….

I like Gwyneth, she has class, talent and is very attractive in a different sort of way, I do not understand how people can say she looks unattractive in these pics - after all her face is covered in those sunglasses…

how old are some folks here LOL…

Imho, Paltrow comes across as too elitist to be classy. I can see her face in these pictures. Her eyes are covered, not her face. She isn’t ugly. I think she has an average face and nice body. Attractive, yes, but not phenomenally or even movie star good looking. She’s just really tall and thin.

Her kids seems cute enough but I see more of her husband in them than Gwyn so far.

She’s living in the US? thought she hated America and all the stupid Americans who live here. Paltrow, do America a favor and please GO away!

Her kids aren’t very attractive.

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