Jennifer Aniston is Pickled Purple

PALVASHA @ 05/01/2009 at 7:11 am OMG HOW CAN HER FACE LOOK SO SMOOTH AT THAT AGE, I MEAN I KNOW ITS PLASTIC SURGERY BUT STILL ITS SO NATURAL LOOKING AND LUKCY *****
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It’s called TONS OF MAKEU-UP. Have you seen some of JEN’s pic hiding her face it’s becoz her make-up artist has not put on any make-up on her face. Jen knows when she’s not made up she looks lile somebody else GRANNY. Look up her pictures with her toyboy John Mayer in x17 SHE REALLY LOOK like an old HAG.

I wonder who would be her next TOYBOY when the JP’s hit the Cannes film festival in two weeks time?? Tadaaaa stay tune when the next Jenny the HAG unveil her latest paid ESCORT in a few weeks time.. tick tock.. tick tock!!! bwahahahha

Mickey Brett, Brangelina’s former bodyguard, has submitted a proposal for a tell-all book on some of his major clients. The most explosive details, however, are about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. One can always debate whether or not the details are true, but I have seen the proposal and can reveal some very racy details.

Mr. Brett recalls a time when he heard a lot of baby noises from the bedroom and it didn’t sound like any of Branjelina’s kids. Brad Pitt, wearing diapers and a baby bib, ran out of the room and into the bathroom despite having a bathroom in their bedroom, not realizing Mr. Brett was watching. Mr. Brett then assumed the baby sounds were just a recording. He hid behind the wall to hear some more and realized there was a third person in there. He heard another woman say, “I don’t know if I am comfortable with this.” But when Brad entered the room again, she was pretty much silenced. Then, he heard a lot of spanking going on followed by the recording being turned off. Suddenly, all three began to cry like babies until they climaxed.

I don’t know what to make of this. I can definitely imagine Angelina Jolie being involved in all this, but Brad Pitt? My image of him has just been destroyed! Please stay tuned to this column as I have more explosive details from Mickey Brett’s proposed book.

my God…you people are pathetic. you act like you know these people and can actually comment on the way they feel, felt in the past, think, believe, etc. it’s sad. jennifer aniston is a great woman, with lots to offer besides just her beauty. stop being so nasty about someone you don’t even know. you believe every piece of trash that’s written about jen, but how about the stuff that’s written about brad & jolie, for example the recent tabloid claims that brad and angie are over do you believe that? why not?

who are you to judge someone else? if you spent the amount of time you spend hating jen taking a long, deep look at yourself and your life i think you’d learn something a lot more valuable. it would be a much better use of your time. obviously you have deep seeded issues if you spend this much time bashing, judging and hating a woman you don’t even know. i truly feel sorry for the people on here who are filled with so much hate. it’s very, very sad.

I love Jen Aniston - she is adorable & has a kind spirit - not a bad past like some person I could mention who wants to be known as a saint now. Nothing erases your past unfortunately.

I bet jen when only last for two years max people are tired of her crappy romcom movies, hmmm how will she promote her next movies?? i think her next stop will be PLAYBOY yups we have seen her nips next it will be her vajayjay .. bwahahhahahha !! Naked Jen w/ NORMAN on top of her very fitting coz she love that dog very much . She will be the b i t c h to Norman. I bet she’s willing to have norman’s litter bwahahahhahahhah!!!

Why she keeps telling that she looks much younger for her age. She does not! Look at her: she has money, does lot of workout, can afford expensive treatments, hairdo she pais fortune for, has no husband, kids and tiring job, does not have to worry how to pay bills etc. She looks 40. I have seen many women older than who looks gorgeus without all of those things she affords on daily basis. She just have unattractive facial structure and features.

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You are actually brain dead… but still you have to here just really loving her, Hahahaha you really quite the A S S to write that. I’m very embarrassed for you and your Angie fans.. Shame on you!!!

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I can’t even stoop to your level.. Your embarrassing yourself!!!

Jen looks great. Nothing at all like that Morticia Adams wannabe. LMAO!!!!!!!!

Jolie the hag @ 05/01/2009 at 8:04 am I happen to like her movies. At she doesn’t look 10 years older than she is and she does have a great body. No one is worried about whether she is sick and she doesn’t look like skin and bones. Are you jealous? She is good at comedy so why shouldn’t she do it?
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Ha keep dreaming You delusional jenhags. If Maniston look younger than her age and got a great bod.. Why does the men in her life keep dumping her??? and look John Mayer hook up w/ somebody who is young enought to be Maniston’s granddaughter.. which tell you the real fact… she’s OLD !!

Jen “good at comedy”. #119? You’re joking! Jen has NO comedic timing and can’t act her way out of a paper bag. If it weren’t for who she facked to get into Hollywood, she would be an E list actress.