Miranda Kerr: Salon & Shoes, Oh My!

So the pedicure is for the show? Ok i get it.

Take 3 action. Cut

is scary… in some of the side views her hands are out of proportion with the rest of her…

far too skinny i reckon, she looked much better when she had a bit more weight on her….

Call her generic or whatever…still hotter than the majority of the women out there

@Gege: they are Rayban Wayfarer:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray-Ban_Wayfarer

correction- she IS so beautiful! type-ooooooo!

Fluzy —plz jared don’t put pics with this stupid girl

who cares about her sunnnnny glassess go home mirranda

And once again the haters are the first to show up on one of her threads.
LOLOLOL!!!
I guess that their only purpose in life is to search the internet for posts about the girl that they “are tired of looking at!!”, and are tired of being “forced down their throats!!”.
And once again, the hater with the syntax problem posts more than once.
Soooo pathetic.
And so sad.
But funny!
LOL!!!
She’s gorgeous, successful, sweet, and Orlando loves her.
GET OVER IT!!!

Hey, stupid!
She has normal feet. Didn’t they teach you how to count in school?
And if it was illegal for people who may “gross” people out to leave the house, you would never see the light of day again.
P A T H E T I C

I noticed that she has a wide fivehead… sort of like Kate

Miranda is stunningly beautiful, has a hugely successful career and her
boyfriend Orlando Bloom loves her……all you jealous haters need to
GET OVER IT, Orlando will never be yours…..lol.

Idiot!
LOL!!
I bet the delphites are going to start a thread saying that they have “proof” that her feet are deformed, just because someone said that they are.
Such losers.
Miranda is gorgeous!

The shippers are soooo ridiculous!

“one potato - two potato - three potato - four”

“the last one to speak either shipper or hater - will be the one ending up getting laughed out the door.”

Translation - “Over confidence that you are right and everyone else is wrong, Is almost a 100% Guarantee that you will end up being the one that is Wrong!

Why take the chance?

Ego’s are so fragile and so destructive to the world when they have been injured or bruised….

This is like the popularity contest at a high school….did those terrible tragedies teach you nothing.

All I can say is History of certain events will continue to repeat themselves until it gets it right.

btw….
I don’t give a F.U.C.K. about Grammar ! You think that makes someone more intelligent than someone else? Maybe? Maybe Not.
Just Remember - Intelligence Has Nothing What-so-ever To Do With Common Sense.

Throw stones at me all you want….Just remember You Don’t Know Me! Anymore than any one of you Shipper or Hater alike know what Orlando and Miranda’s relationship really is.

And #24 If you feel that your happiness comes from other people feeling bad because these two are together - Word of Advice - Karma is not a very forgiving spirit…..Those feelings that you wish on them, will come back to you, Ten Fold, in ways you could never possibly imagine. I’m not saying that to be mean or to scare or threaten anyone….just stating the facts…..I am not Karma’s messenger….but I do know, that those who feel they are, get the worst Karma you could imagine. I’ve seen it before.

i love her bag

My expectations for this thread were pretty low considering this is a Miranda Kerr thread. Still, come one people, you can do better. The only one showing any creativity is the poster with the six toes theory. It might not be factual, but at least it’s entertaining. And the fivehead, that one might even be true.

Gerard checks in with his ongoing loopy posts that only his mother could possibly begin to understand.. Miranda seems to attract an disproportionate amount of this type of poster but at least he’s got the headgears whirling even if it comes out as gibberish.

To the whiny Miranda defender - get over yourself , and stop polluting every Miranda thread with your tired old crap. You really need to accept the fact that there are lots of people on the internet who do not like Miranda Kerr. Not all of them can be from Delphi. Delphi does not have that much power or that many members. Some posters like her, some don’t. Do us all a favor and come up with something new for the next post, ok hon, because you’re sounding like a broken record. “It’s delphi, it’s delphi….blah, blah, blah.

Our Orlando and Miranda at Cannes poster is just as dilusional. If Orlando Bloom showed up at Cannes without a project to promote he would be seen as nothing more than a lowlife, publicity hungry famewhore, and rightly so. I’d like to think that he’s a little smarter than that and that he’ll postpone that trip until he’s got a film in the can. Sorry, but that dream photo op of Miranda and Orlando on the red steps of Cannes will have to be put on hold until reality can catch up with your daydream. Until then, check out the old Troy photos, maybe you can put Miranda’s head on Diane Kruger’s body and voila.

I was waiting for that stunning poster to show up, just like she does in every Miranda thread Let me guess, your favorite word is stunning. Yep, got it in one. Maybe the theory that you are from Miranda’s camp, mother or agent, has some validity. Maybe not, but you do not win any award for the grossest overuse of your favorite adjective. Pick a new one, please.

Miranda’s threads are becoming so generic. Every thread has the same responses irregardless of the title or photo subjects. A little more thought and creativity in your replies would be greatly appreciated. And maybe some of you can even limit your comments to specific pictures in the thread instead of your own pro/anti Miranda Kerr agendas which seem to take over each and every JJ thread. Try harder.

Carry on darlings.

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I’m not wishing anything bad or saying anything bad about Miranda or anyone else.

I do wish everyone on this board a long and happy life.

But those who claim to be shippers seem to think that as long as they wish painful feelings on others, whether they know them or not, just because they don’t believe that the relationship is real, those shippers seem to think, “it’s okay to be nasty to them.”

It’s Not.

Reminds me of the stupid look on the one character’s face in Kingdom of Heaven. The guy standing by the roadside, saying, “To Kill An Infidel, The Pope Has Said Is Not Murder. Tis The Path To Heaven.”

A part of me always wants to say to him, “oh goodie, that means I can kill you too.” But that would be wrong. I never said I was perfect, and that I would never have nasty feelings towards others.

It is a constant struggle between the two feelings on a daily basis.
There are all types of people in this world. Some are easier to get along with than others.

I attempt very much to be able to say at the end of the day.

“My conscious is clear.”

You people are bonafide lunatics. Seriously. Good thing Orlando and Miranda are unlikely to ever meet any of you.

The hit is a crime i feel guilty… better stop bringin em

Damn those models at the latest issue of V magazine by Testino is what… freaks of nature

the body the face the sensuality and of course the elegance

supahmodels

The VS angel who will be in Cannes isn’t Miranda but Doutzen!!!! Because every year she’s in Cannes as l’Oréal ambassadress!

I’m sure Doutzen’ll be in Cannes but maybe there’ll be another VS Angel.

Miranda will be attending the Met Ball for the first time!
I can’t wait to see what she wears!

I hope Miranda won’t be in Cannes. This girl is useless!!! She has no class!!!(élégance)And in Cannes, elegance is very very important!!! If, they begin to inviting people like her, le Festival de Cannes will become ringard!!!!!

I don”t see why she’d go in Cannes! If she goes it’s just because she is Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend!!! She and Bar Refaeli would do good friends….

I never said that Orlando with go for sure to Cannes and IF he goes he would go to promote his movies not just to show up he is never been the type .
Lol and if seeing pictures of Orlando and Miranda together brings anyone SUFFERANCE I would pity them it means they have mental problems

Oh don’t mind little T17 cause she’s just jealous (sorry i can’t think of other words. Obviously she wants her fave model to date or have a famous bf. I also think she’s annoyed cause her fave model refused in advance to attend the Gala Event in exchange for a charity event somewhere in Europe and Africa. She really wants her girl to be out there, but her fave isn’t doing that. Maybe she’s also hibernating like her good friend and partner in crime Lima. LOL

Afterall, imo that’s the reason for all her mockery that she decided to make silly comments.

Miranda modeled part time until she finished school, so really her true career has only been for about seven years. And unknown? Hardly. She did a lot of runway work, and was becoming very well known. Well known enough to walk for VS in 2006, less than three years after arriving in NY. And no contract? I think that you are delusional.
And I find it funny that ‘altruistic’ Doutzen is patting herself on the back by getting publicity for her trip to Afrtica. If she was truly a good person not looking for publicity, she would have gone without the camera crew. Like Orlando did when he went to Nepal. If it wasn’t for the UNICEF cameras, we would never have known that he went. He and Miranda both do a lot of work with children without calling the press. THAT is what charity work should be.
Maybe Doutzen will lose some weight on her trip, and be able to walk a runway again. :P

If she was truly a good person not looking for publicity, she would have gone without the camera crew. Like Orlando did when he went to Nepal. If it wasn’t for the UNICEF cameras, we would never have known that he went.

Yes, just like Orlando and Miranda at the australian telehon???Please, that was a pathetic show, a sa way to exploit one seriuos event (like victorian fires) to gain publicity…that was really annoyng!

The haters made a big deal about Miranda not going last year. If it is that important, doesn’t it say a lot THIS YEAR, that she is going?

This year she’s going…. I guess this means that hard work pays back…if you consider dating an actor hard work,of course!

The haters made a big deal about Miranda not going last year. If it is that important, doesn’t it say a lot THIS YEAR, that she is going?

She’s going to Met Ball…so I guess hard work pays back…if you consider dating an actor ‘hard work’, of course…

@58

Oh! There were cameras??? really??? I didn’t notice that!
Please, you’re kidding!
I referred to their pathetic act-drop, non to the presence of cameras on a TV SHOW!….but I don’t think you can get what I’m sayig…That was a seriuos event, not a red carpet to show ogg how much they loved each other, I found this really out of place.
This is my opinion, take it or leave, you’re not obliged to quote!

Are you 4 years old? Please, go out and get something useful to do!

EXACTLY!!!
The fact that all these commitments are linked with his famous boyfriend is just a coincidence indeed!! And leave behind the fact that somehow Megan gale is still a presence in David Jones fashion line…even though Orlando flied to Sydney for their fashion show…what a pity!
BTW, They are 2 smart people and they do know that being together is useful to their careers…let’s be objective!
Otherwise she wouldn’t be going to the met ball and he would already be an ex actor!

I’ dont’ know….maybe the fact that lots of people lost their houses, risked their lives, the distruction of huge sections of victorian wood? I’m not blaming their purpose, that is helping raising money, but their ways!
Again, if you don’t agree, I’ll survive!

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I’m sure that being with Orlando has helped her visibility, but their relationship has not affected his career in the least.

Infact their relationship affected HER career…I’m not hateful at all, I’m just trying to be objective, I’m not offending anyone, just expressing my opinion and I don’t think I need any permission to write it down!
It’ too esay to call people ‘haters’ just because they don’t agree with someone else’s opinion, it’s just riciculous!

Their ways?
They worked all night answering phones to help raise money and awareness, instead of sitting at home and writing a check then telling the world how wonderful they are.
Exactly how is that a bad thing?

LOL!!
That post just proved that you aren’t objective.
You can’t stand someone asking you to clarify your opinion, or disagreeing with you.
Unlike most of the responses to your posts, you can’t give a real reason for your stand, so you attack.
Objective people have a reason for their beliefs. You just don’t like her. That’s different.

You didn’t give reasons, just opinions. We are all entitled to our opinions, but don’t try to claim that you are any more objective that the other person, because you obviously aren’t.
Preaching?
You’re the one who keeps going on and on about the same things.

” i think it’s silly to compare the success of each model”
Agree 100%.
The only reason that the comparisons started was becasue some of Miranda’s detractors (ie: Orlando Bloom fans) wanted to compare her to a more successful model. As if that would matter to her fans, or change Orlando’s feelings for her.
If Orlando was dating Doutzen, the same type of comparisons would be made….”Oh, look how many contracts Gisele has! Doutzen is lucky to have anything, becasue she is so… fill-in-the-blank”.
It’s the same thing that happened to Kate when they were together, and it would happen to anyone that Orlando cose to be seen with.
That’s just how his loonier fans are. Always have been, always will be.

How much money did Miranda have to pay to get her ticket to the Met gala? No invite for her, no designer sponsor so she had to pay her way in. Desperate?

Nice try. Not impressed. Doesn’t change the fact that Miranda was passed over, does it. Your list is a nice group of retiress, wannabe’’s, hangers on and actresses. So yeah, Miranda the dlist panty model fits in with that crowd just fine.

You are also wrong about Delphi. I’m totally happy being a fan of Kate B. who, although not a model, is attending again, and is being sponsored by Stella McCartney. Last year, she was with Karl.
Miranda could only hope to have the fashion connections that Kate has. And she had Orlando when he was still relevant and more important hot.

buh bye

Done with the name calling yet?

You didn’t really read my comment, did you? You just randomly assigned that description to Chanel Iman yourself. Too obtuse or stubborn to get what is staring you in the face Yes, I know who most of the ladies are, in fact the models are quite lovely and walked some good shows and appeared on far more runways than Miranda did. But none of them are influential enough in the world of fashion to garner their own invite. Whether I know of them or not doesn’t change the fact that they are in the same boat as Miranda Kerr - not sponsored for the gala but buying their way into the event.

At least my implied low intelligence level can wrap around that plain fact. And I’d take your responses a lot more seriously if your immaturity didn’t get in the way.

Wow, random models’ names are mentioned… love it

This is tfs and bellazon zlist version.

But here’s a blind item about 2 models… ummm what’s the right word? STUPID models I mean common every model out there wants to attend this ball but these 2 silly models are refusing to attend despite having sponsors. Sometimes i think these two are thinking or planning what they’re going to do together. For example, you won’t go, i won’t also, i’ll have a vacation i’ll have also, you’ll a launch campaign, i’ll have also lol

Stupid model 1 - Givenchy wants to dress her at the event but refused with no reason at all, been hiding for quite some time now for an unvalid reason.

Stupid model 2 - CK of course wil dress their contracted models, Gabriel Aubry (the partner of this model in ads and commercials) with Halle Berry, Eva Mendez (lingerie model for the brand) Brooke Shields (good friend of the brand’s designer) will all be attending. Reason of this model, it’s Queen’s day and i have to party. Besides, my partner in endorsing silly bras and panties won’t be attending, so why would i.

I don’t know that these models are quite unprofssionals. You’ve been paid to endorse a brand and then you’re refusing. WOW

Hu, i heard she’s to busy to marry Orlando, but shes not to busy to go shopping.

You better watch your self Miranda, Orlando wants to have a family and to be amrried and I love Orlando and I am never to busy to marry him and have a family. You will never see me coming eather girl.

You need to grow up first sweetie…

Just saw Miranda on E and the daily 10, she looked beautiful.

i think she is classy and sweet
why are people on the internet so negative
if you have nothing nice to say dont say it at all
does making mean comments make you guys feel good?
to try so hard to put someone else down makes u happy?