Jennifer Aniston is Back in Black

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Angelina Jolie - Former bodyguard claims she has an imaginary friend named Lefsetz

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Okay, part of me doubts the stories coming from Brangelina’s bodyguard. However, a story that Angelina Jolie has an imaginary friend named Lefsetz who gives her advice on acting, sex, mothering and grocery shopping is just way too out there to be made up. Yes, readers, you are not dreaming. According to a book proposal, Angelina has nightly meetings with her imaginary friend Lefsetz in the bathroom before going to sleep. Brad Pitt is perfectly fine with this.

Angelina reportedly met Lefsetz when she was a younger child and didn’t feel she was getting enough attention from her parents. At first, Lefsetz was a dog, then turned into a cat, then into an elephant, then an alien, and now is a full-blooded imaginary human. Lefsetz has comforted Angelina Jolie not only during her divorce, but her parents’ divorce as well. Lefsetz was there to comfort Angelina during her corrupt adoption from Cambodia that ruined the lives of thouswands of orphans in that country forever thanks to Angelina’s baby buying skills.

The proposal says that Lefsetz is actually a healthy addition to Angelina’s mental health, which has never been normal. “Angelina goes from periods of extreme happiness to extreme sadness in a matter of seconds,” the proposal reads. It also notes that two years ago, Angelina would not leave her bedroom for two days because she thought Lefsetz had left her.

Reading this proposal actually makes me feel sorry for the sometimes good actress, sometimes homewrecker, and serial baby snatcher. Angelina Jolie might have taken her mental illness to successful extremes, but it might leave her very disturbed in the end. Even if we are not religious, we should all pray for Angelina’s mental health and pray even harder that the information in this proposal really isn’t true.

NOW, this is fearsome. What a miserable existence. Hearing voices is one of the signs of schizophrenia. If true, Angelina Jolie needs to be committed into a mental hospital.
Why does her father “begging for her to get help” keep coming back to me?

oh boy @ 05/04/2009 at 4:27 pm
NOW, this is fearsome.
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What is really fearsome is your monumental stupidity. Angelina doesn’t need to be committed to a mental hospital; YOU need to be committed to a facility for the mentally incompetent. Anyone stupid enough to believe that bullshit you just posted is too damn stupid to be allowed to run around loose.
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Do any of Aniston’s fans have an IQ of over 50? After reading some of the posts on here, I’m seriously starting to wonder about that. I’d assess your IQ at somewhere in the neighborhood of 35, and considering your idiocy in posting that garbage, that might be a generous estimate.

@Jill:
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Bratt can out do your common sense or IQ any day shes quite the smart one, puts everything into perspective. I’m very impressed with Bratt..
Like I said your addicted to Jennifer and can’t ever leave Bratt is right..

ellie’ @ 05/04/2009 at 7:41 pm
I’m very impressed with Bratt..
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Which says all we needed to know about your minuscule intelligence, honey. Now go look that up because you know damn well you don’t know what it means.
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Ciao.

@Jill:
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Your still here picking on Jen , your are so obsessed its at the point of being insane….Just like your idol.

JP fans have been giving Aniston threads so many hits.
Without the JP fans, ellie and Jade and bet will have to post many, many times for Jared to make x threads worth starting.

Is she filming a horror movie?
She looks scary enough in the 3rd pic…

Brat-

I have read a number of your posts… and they are disturbing, particuluarly the comments referencing Angelina. Let’s focus on Jennifer as it is a Jennifer thread.

Jennifer was married to Brad and their marriage did not last. In January 2005, Brad and Jen announced their legal separation to the public. Jen acknowledged, naturally, that they “tried to make it work” in interview, that they agreed to separate. She filed for the separation and the divorce. She also stated that she knew her relationship was over by the summer of 2004. It has been well documented that they had compatibility issues YEARS BEFORE Brad met Angie. Bratt, it does not seem that you are able to grasp that you can love someone but not be with them forever nor stay in a commited relationship. Jen also has said again, recently, that there were no bad guys, no villains. She said in interview that Brad was free to do whatever he wants now (her words.) Brad has said that the relationship hit a dead end. In essence, they were both saying the same thing. They both wanted out, albeit for different reasons, and said as much.

The problem began when Jen became embarassed and humiliated by how quickly and aggressively Brad moved on with his life and with whom. [Sidenote: When you are over someone, you wish the person well because you understand that the person has a right to happiness even if it is not with you.] The mistake she made was letting the world in on her pain. She thought he would agonize over the separation and demonstrate through a series of ill-fated, rebound flings (as she has been doing.) She never thought Angie would be attracted to Brad, even though Jen knew Brad was attracted to her. Brad tried to keep his amibtion low key. But what do you do if the paps’s zest for gossip is so strong that they are willing to pay half a million dollars for pics of Brad and Angie on the beach in Africa? That was insane, and it has been that way ever since. Outside of Princess Diana, the paps have never gone that wild over ANY celebrity in recent history.

Here is the turning point: Jennifer went to Oprah, the most influential and powerful woman in entertainment, and they HAD A SHOW ABOUT IT. Big mistake. “I was shocked, ..the whole world was shocked!” My, oh,my… talk about fanning the flames. If she only knew then what she knows now. Do not go to the public; instead, show indifference.(Honestly, I thought Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ breakup was more severe.)

But, she could not present herself as indifferent. Several months later, while she is dating Vince Vaughn, she talks about Brad and Angelina again in Vanity Fair in the late summer of 2005. The article was distastefully negative because that was what she was feeling at the time. She talked about her pain, and the public began to feel sorry for her (including me). Unfortunately, she played a large part in the now branded victim role. The public weighed in on the “triangle,” offering judgement on just/unjust, right/wrong, fair/unfair, and forced them to choose sides. If she had just shown indifference (which is how you really demonstrate self control, minimize feelings of insecurity and reduce any onset of exaggerated drama) these posts we respond to now would probably not exist today.

My opinion , I think bet has brown eyes but use blue contacts and has a big chin no brain and is very very very very lonely.

Her puffy face is a new Hollywood trend among older actresses. The ‘Pillow Face’, syringe injections to give a more rounded youthful look to exercised obsessed and diet ravaged ageing celebs.,, trying to keep up with the younger hoties. See Nicole Kidman.

@carol:
i love it! bravo.

John Mayer Quote : “He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Dam- right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the as- to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go as- to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson.

“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem. “

I think jennifer aniston is living in a lie where she smiles to much towards fans, the cameras and out in the street. Just leave her alone and her hair, cos maybe it windy out there. She doesn’t have a bad hairdo day cos, she was nominated as a best soft hair since this January. Anyway, jen is so unlucky with love and yes, she may feel insecure and jealous of her married friends, but that’s life, there are women that are divorced in this world and never got remarried.
She doesn’t need to impress someone else and when she is liked, that means she is liked with interests and laughs. She a comedy person, for heaven sake! She will be in love soon! XX