OlderMon, 04 May 2009 at 9:46 pm
Jennifer Aniston: Smartwater Hush
Jennifer Aniston hushes the crowd in the new Glaceau water brand Smartwater Ad. The ad copy reads:
– PURE SPECULATION we’re not ones to sip and tell, but Jen’s pretty into us (and our vapor distilled purity.)
Last year, Jennifer was featured on a seven-stories tall billboard for Smartwater on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood.
Last week, new Tom Brady Smartwater ads were also revealed showing the NFL superstar working out.
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When your career is in the toilet, all your men dump you, and you have nothing else going for you, you pimp Smartwater. Figures.
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What a non-life this woman has.
Not a bad photo. Still can’t stand the whiny, needy cow though!!!
bottled water is bad for the environment and she shouldn’t be promoting it. It sets a very bad example for young people and it isn’t like she needs the money.
#2&3 So mature and it only took 2 posts to bring up BP in a Jen thread, BP has nothing to do with this woman. And that story is a made up lie, just like the JA going out with a guY who has admitted to liking Golden Showers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and it came from the same place that claimed a couple of days ago that JA is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, you know you can picture John Peeboy mayer drinking dumbwater and peeing all over fillerface. I can’t help but think it is such rich irony. Jennifer Peepot Aniston, shills for dumbwater which is drunk by Peeboy who pees on her.
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Come on you fillerface fans. you know that Peeboy has publicly confessed to enjoying peeing on his women. It was on his blog before he cleaned it up.
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And now fillerface is doing a movie called the baster. And you know what the urban dictionary says a baster is?
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Peeing in someone’s butt.
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You know fillerface herself said that her movies follow her real life. Rumor has it, derailed, the break up, and now - the BASTER because Peeboy Mayer has been peeing in her butt!!
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Da-mn I wish Peeboy was still with fillerface. I do I do I do.
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YAHAHAHAHAHAH
Love her!
http://www.IGotConverse.com
I just noticed how different she looks in this air-brushed ad, compared with the photo of her in JJ’s top pics in top right hand corner.
TEDS @ 05/04/2009 at 11:13 pm
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And that story is a made up lie, just like the JA going out with a guY who has admitted to liking Golden Showers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and it came from the same place that claimed a couple of days ago that JA is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not sure if you are clear enough here but Peeboy ADMITTED that he LOVED peeing on his women. Why do you think fillerface is doing a movie called the BASTER??
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And that confession came from the same place Peeboy wrote that he had been spending April 08 in Japan and how he was in no hurry to get back despite the fact that his relationship with fillerface was supposed to be ON.
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It’s that place called peeboy’s blog!!
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I still think though that fillerface and peeboy are perfectly matched and should stay together. See, now she shills for bottled water which he drinks then generously showers her with. How more perfect can it get? Betcha fillerface is into colonic irrigation.
Bet&Ellie will cream their panties when they see this pic of their idol. And anyone who does;nt like it will be a luantci(lunatic).
Bottled water is so bad for the planet that more and more cities and towns are banning it (including San Fran, New York, Vancouver, Ottawa, etc.).
Check out Inside The Bottle for all the ugly facts about bottled water.
http://www.insidethebottle.org/
She should not be promoting this or involved in bottled water sales as it is VERY BAD FOR THE PLANET.
So now we have to see all of her ads? Great (rolls eyes).
#33 You are right, I was’nt clear. Just angry that TWO posts into a Jen thread, some idiot has to bring up that stupid story about Brad. Yes, Mayer did write that, that is what he likes!!!! Jenhens always say why bring up BP/AJ, but they do it more often.
TEDS @ 05/04/2009 at 11:19 pm
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I just noticed how different she looks in this air-brushed ad, compared with the photo of her in JJ’s top pics in top right hand corner.
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And I’ve just noticed that she’s kinda implying she nekid again!! No t shirt, no stitch of clothing!!.
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LOL. Now tell me why it is that anyone has to shill for dumbwater suggestively nekiid?
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Oh wait!!! I know. ITS BECAUSE FILLERFACE JEN THINKS THAT NU-DI-TY EMPOWERS WOMEN, but being a BASTER does the same!!.
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YAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
http://www.bloggingstocks.com/2007/06/19/is-jennifer-anistons-latest-endorsement-deal-a-smart-choice/
The airbrushed the hell out of that photo.;
Submitted to soon - In reference to my post . But anyway many people were against bottled water way back in 2007. I wonder what happen with the “quit the bottle”campaign.
Smart Water is a rip-off, folks.
I have nothing against any particular brand of bottled water I just choose to do the research. I personally stick to tap. I use a glass rinse and use it again.
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http://planetgreen.discovery.com/food-health/healthier-tap-bottled-water.html
a total fan @ 05/04/2009 at 11:47 pm
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Well, as usual, fillerface can’t shill for dumbwater on her own and that’s why the company had to recruit Tom Brady. :roll:
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But I’m absolutely against bottled water except in cases when you are out and about and you just have to buy water. Even then, usually, I recycle the bottle a several times by bringing refilling it with tap water.
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I was on a beach recently doing a community clean up and the amount of plastic that gets washed up on the beach is frightening.
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And this dumbwater isnt even mineral water like Evian or Perrier. Its tap water to which they added some vitamins.
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I know lots of people believe in consuming vitamins but the reality is that if you eat a properly - balanced meals with lots of fruit, vegetables, nuts and whole grains plus some animal protein (OK I know some vegetarians are going to dispute this but I’m gonna write animal proteins because I firmly believe that humans are omnivores or we would have the digestive system of a cow or rabbit), then there is no need to supplement with vitamins.
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A study (sorry, can’t remember the link) showed that tomatoes are rich in anti-oxidants. But it showed that the subjects derived more benefits eating the entire tomato - then in taking antioxidants in capsule form containing extracts of the same tomato anti oxidants. It seems that the packaging in which we consume our vitamins matter as much as the vitamin itself - if we are talking about being able to digest the stuff and benefit from it.
I do have to agree with the anti-bottled water comments. I wish she - and other celebs I like - would pick environmentally friendly products to endorse instead of things like bottled water, etc.
lylian-here are some safety tips on how to safely reuse a water bottle. You maybe doing this already but Just a little information since I noticed that you mentioned using the bottles several times.
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http://www.ehow.com/how_2070083_safely-reuse-water-bottle.html
There she goes again puckering her fake a$$ lips. No girl, you don’t have a sexy pout. That only works for women with real lips.
Is that a MAN…… or MAN-is-ton…. so MAN-ly…. looking… OMG!
After all the air brushing still looking like THAT?
Please dear LORD…… have……………………………….. MERCY!!!!
a total fan @ 05/05/2009 at 12:17 am
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Thanks. A little concerned about the toxic stuff emanating from the bottles of water. I’ll try not to reuse more than a 3 or 4 times from now.
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Thing is, what is it about reusing the thin bottles which cause release of toxic chemicals. Is it the re-using or is it the aging of the bottle? So, if the release of toxic chemicals is due to aging of the bottle then, if you bought a bottle of water and it sat on the shelf for 6 months, should you throw it out? Haven’t had time to look at the studies but will try to do so some time this week.
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