OlderMon, 04 May 2009 at 9:46 pm
Jennifer Aniston: Smartwater Hush
Jennifer Aniston hushes the crowd in the new Glaceau water brand Smartwater Ad. The ad copy reads:
– PURE SPECULATION we’re not ones to sip and tell, but Jen’s pretty into us (and our vapor distilled purity.)
Last year, Jennifer was featured on a seven-stories tall billboard for Smartwater on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood.
Last week, new Tom Brady Smartwater ads were also revealed showing the NFL superstar working out.
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HAHAHAHAHAH!! She looks INSANE in that ad! UGLY and INSANE.
She’s obviously covering her chin. Can’t she promote a thing without going naked? She is sooo shallow person. And her hair has been a mess.
Poor Grangelina and PeePee Pitt fans…
they are so embarrassed their idols got outed for their baby diaper fetish. Sickos.
BRAD IS A HYPOCRITE
HE CLAIMS HE LIVES GREEN, BUT HE DOESN’T USE CLOTH DIAPERS FOR HIS DEVIANT SEX PLAY. HE USES ADULT DISPOSABLE. BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT BRAD! YOU NEED AN EXTRA SPANKING!
Why are all the Aniston fans angry at Angie and Brad for? At least they have kids and a family, something Jennifer still doesn’t have. At least Angelina has a REAL film career and is well you know good with acting. She is very method and is versatile. Jennifer cant even keep a man for more than a year to stay with her.
There’s nothing natural about her. She looks stupid in these photos.
Please remember this is about Aniston and Smartwater and nothing else !! Not even J-P fans are that obsessed that we bring them into every thread. Ok I mentioned them but just to prove a point.
The truth is that Mayer and Aniston were never a couple. It was all acted. That is why he was tipping off the pap agencies, and leaving his car at her house overnight, while he got rides out hidden in the back of cars/limos, on the floor of the back seat under a blanket. HE WAS SEEN TRYING TO SNEAK OUT !!! VAUGHN DID THE SAME TRICK. It was a PR war against Pitt and Jolie. Organised by CAA who manages Aniston, (contractually) Sculfor, Diaz, Mayer, and Vaughn etc…. He has been meeting women on Twitter, sleeping with them as long as they are discreet. Their “relationship” was a SHAM from the beginning. The TWITTER “break up” excuse is a joke; they have no reason to “break up” and now they know audiences know they were faking it, they don’t even care to explain. They did ANYTHING to gain publicity over Pitt to win the Christmas war…..even pose nearly nu-de, talk about pregnancy, create marriage rumors for publicity…etc…Her personal life is HIDDEN. He agreed to a contract to run concurrent with her production, Marley and Me. That is why their (acted) relationship started at the beginning of M&M and ended as soon as the film delivered it was a publicity stunt, funded by the production: same as TBU. What people posting don’t understand is that she doesn’t want a judge a jury of her personal life, and the investors don’t want her personal life effecting the film’s gross return. So that is the truth, and what is more bizarre is that Vince did the same thing with TBU (same as Sculfor). They had a fictional relationship too, that seemed to people reading magazines, as though it was real. It wasn’t. It was all for publicity to stop nosy people like you guys asking personal questions that have nothing to do with you. She owes you NOTHING except a performance after you buy the ticket.
GORGEOUS as always we can´t get enough of her xD!!!!
This is the second time this UGLY CHIN is trying to copy Angie made a romantic comedy few year ago and she is in the cover of the dvd in a pose similar to this with her finger close to the mouth and the hair kid of covering her right eye, the CHIN made another cover last december when she was selling her dog movie , in that picture she is also posing like Angie witht a finger close to her mouth, if someone can put those pictures together and show them so her retarded fans can see how this crazy woman is still trying to copie Angie in those poses.
It is also bad she is trying to sell now plastic bottles although I am not sorprise this UNEDUCATED CHIN can not have any notion of what is going on in the real world, she only knows about yoga and botox.
she is fake and superfitial.
lord please remove this fake azz old witch from the planet once and for all, she gives me night mares, fame w horing all the time, non talent hack, because of her Hollywood has gone to the dogs, fugly .
Her eyes look crazy!! Like she is demon possessed!! All that money spent on hair and it looks so greasy!! My god, she is fug!!
Hey thanks for giving me a reason to stop buying your products Smartwater! I now buy Whole Foods vitamin water (better tasting!) and their electrolyte water (better tasting and cheaper). So this worked out for me.
@ohhh: That and her thin lips of which she’s become extremely self conscious. Oh and check out her robo-nose. Combined with the massive photo-shopping she looks more like a computer generated humanoid than an actual person. Shocker that her roles are so limited. What can a director really do with a fake looking face on camera? Very little.
Jen you are so pretty- love you
Smart water didn’t help Maniston’s intelligence. She’s still dumb.
anon @ 05/05/2009 at 1:34 am
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It was all for publicity to stop nosy people like you guys asking personal questions that have nothing to do with you. She owes you NOTHING except a performance after you buy the ticket.
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YAHAHAHAHAHA
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I agree she owes us nothing. But then the whiny insecure needy fool had to go through a lot of trouble to contract with at least 3 men to put up a public face. She would have saved herself a lot of trouble if she had simply done nothing of that sort.
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But of course, she would then have disappeared into relative anonymity like David Schwimmer and other friends co stars.
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YOu know and I know fillerface NEEDS/CRAVES attention.
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Which is why I feel no guilt giving it to her!!
BTW, You know and I know that Courtney Cox and David Arquette can barely stand her these days. They still go on holidays together you say?? LOL But have you noticed that CC and DA go on “holidays” with F only if there are lots of other people there to dilute F out?
Lovely Jen. She’s always to please to look at. Cute.
#8, Brad and Angie don’t want to be left alone - they live for being watched and talked about, so spare us your tears that they were disturbed. They will be happy with any kind of attention even if it involves a slap in the face - it’s what pays bills in their lives.
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Oh, by the way, Jen looks great.
Jen is so adorable, I hope I age as well as she has, she just gets hotter and cuter every year!
Jen is smart, she wanted out of that sucky marraige to brad tiny peen, and she knew Braddy was doing angie and she was happy about it, gave her a ticket out of a crappy marriage.
Now jen is out having fun and Angie is stuck with dunbass brad, who may wipe with his fingers to save the enviorment from too much toilet paper but uses more enery in one of his homes in a month than a typical american uses in a year , talk about a hypocrit.
Oh and brad and angie seem so happy. hee hee
Are you sure it’s water ? I think it’s Peeboy pee she is tasting !
she doesn’t look so bloated in the face here. a nicely posed, and air brushed pic. where would she be without the smartwater account? down and out, i DON’T think. why is she STILL taking jobs like this - they must be paying her a mint…oh well, there’s a few more million that she can add to the bank account. SMARTwater,… lol
@lela:
there’s no way you’ll age as well as she has, unless you’ve got a stack of money to pay for all the maintenance!
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