Jennifer Aniston: Smartwater Hush

All these mean comments and I only can say: guys, you need some angry control, that’s impossible!

Jen looks GORGEOUS (as always), every year she’s even better, gosh. This woman is a legend, for sure.

Love the pic, love her.

actually, after checking these smartwater pix, for the ‘dark rims around her contacts’, I noticed that her lips are pressed open, under her finger, resulting in a very unnatural pouty look. who says sshhhhh like that? …..no-one! it’s just not done!….except by jen, trying to look full lipped (like you-know-who). God it’s obvious that she’s trying to compete with AJ. just about everything she does (except actually DO humanitarian work) is to one-up on ange; including trying to look anges age, (she only succeeds in looking desperate) be a sultry sex-pot (which she will never do as well as ange, who is a natural) says she’s going to adopt (but never WILL, I betcha! - and ange has adopted 3 so far, plus had 3 bios) she has evolved over the years into the sex-pot (and why not? most others do too - but ange has ALWAYS been a unique eye catcher - sorry, but just look at the pix of HER when she was young, she’s not changed a lot. love her, or hate her, she’s always had IT) I think I understand what drives jen, now. I always thought that she had dealt with the brad thing, but I think she’s still trying to show him (and us?) that she can be just as desirable as ange. but she hasn’t worked out that she’s best to do it as her AUTHENTIC self. that is, a funny little (1/2) greek girl with a good body, who is good at comedy, but nothing much else. she’s not a U.N. rep., she’s not a pilot, she doesn’t seem to want any kids (she’s THREATENED to have/adopt, but never has - and probably never will! - if she’s not maternal, that’s fine!) she doesn’t have a man (nor does she seem to want/need one. she’s alluded to that fact in interviews. and if she doesn’t want/need one, that’s fine too.) in fact, all she DOES do, is make a few million$$ out of each rom-com she makes, work on HER body, work on HER hair, take holidays in mexico, and date guys (that are rumoured to be set-ups anyway.) If they are’nt set-ups, then why are these relationships not lasting?….because she doen’t want them to. ‘cos if she’s got a man and kids, people won’t be able to say ‘poor jen, she’s so SWEET’, and she relies on this mix of the sweet sexpot to get even more publicity, and therefore more money for her to feed her ego, which in turn, will make her feel good. all the other celebs that have been cheated on (e.g. for 1, uma thurman plus countless others, just get on with their lives) sadly, jen will be forever stuck in this triangle of brad, ange and jen even though she tells us that she’s getting on with her life, but she’s NOT. she was very publicly humiliated and I know I for one would be a cot case if it happened to me. reports are that ’she dumped brad’, so at least in that, she can save SOME face, but it really hurts, particularly when another woman is involved (I know - and there IS a lot of self doubt and embarrassment involved) - I just wish that she’d be HERSELF, because underneath that facade is a very strong (and talented - she’s great at comedy) woman. I think she takes herself too seriously. We’re told how she likes to keep her life private. but we’re seeing her continuously on the screen, in the mags, flogging s****water, keeping her publicity wheels turning., making money. It’s probably true what they say about comedians, they’re usually very ‘down’ people when the spotlight’s off. Tony Hancock, Peter Sellers were 2 that I can think of straight away. In fact I think Hancock eventually killed himself. anyway, I think that jen should just retire gracefully from public life, but she can’t because fame is a drug, and she’s got a habit, real bad.

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i’m an armchair theorist! and believe me!, i coud write PAGES about my own neuroses, but i know it would bore you stupid (even more than my opinions of jen!….lol) so i’ll leave it. the truth is that i was really bored last night (aust. time), so i decided to share with you all my rambly old thoughts about the gal. (i suspect a few might agree with me, though)

laura2 @ 05/05/2009 at 6:27 pm you can really tell @ 05/05/2009 at 3:06 pm
You can really tell that she wears blue contacts in that first photo of the ad.
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Yeah. And she’s been wearing them since she was a baby.
How weird is that?
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Almost all such babies have blue eyes because the iris has not yet made brown pigment (called melanin) that colors the iris. It is, however, common for babies to have blue eyes at 2 weeks. Usually, the iris doesn’t make enough melanin until about 3 years of age. So their eye color can change. I don’t know but it seems that she may have started with blue eyes as a child but at one point of her life they seemed to have turned brown. Why all the fuss about them actually being brown and her wearing contact million do it why can’t her fans except that she wears them and dyes her hair blonde?
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Yeah…hair in the face…as usual. Same ol’Jen. Same ol’ part.
She can never change anything about herself, rather boring.
Did someone say she was greedy? I agree…good gosh. How much money does she need?
I heard she won’t even appear in her best friend Courtney Cox’s project. Now, they’re not speaking. I don’t see why not…she does everything else.
I wonder if the other “Friends” are wondering why they aren’t as celebrated as Jen? They did’y marry BradPitt. Ummm, guess that Bermuda Triangle is working out well for ol’Jen. ha ha ha

@Ellie Ann:

Great response. I totally agree with you. Thanks!

Love Jen. She looks good.

Sad to see Jennifer hawking a product that is recognized worldwide for being bad for the environment. I see these ads with her photo and translate “smartwater” into “wastewater.” You’d think her agent would have steered her clear of this project.