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Jennifer Aniston Brings Management To NYC

Jennifer Aniston Brings Management To NYC

Jennifer Aniston hits the red carpet in a beautiful Balenciaga dress at the screening of her new movie, Management at Landmark’s Sunshine Cinema on Tuesday (May 5) in New York City.

The 40-year-old actress finished off her look with Fred Leighton earrings, a Ferragamo clutch and Christian Louboutin T-strap shoes. The event was sponsored by The Cinema Society and Tommy Hilfiger.

Last night, Jen switched places with Jimmy Fallon on his late-night talk show. Aniston did the interviewing and Jimmy did the answering! Check out the clip below.

You can also check out Aniston bowling grapefruits! There’s also Jen talking about filling in as a talk show host at ETOnline.com.

10+ pictures inside of Jennifer Aniston bringing Management to NYC…

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249 Comments

# 1

She looks amazing! So beautiful! That face is so fresh! Love her! Can’t wait for the movie! :)

# 2

Bad outfit…looking old too!

# 3

Dress is too short. Her legs are not long enough to pull it off. And yes, she is looking old in these pictures.

# 4

she looks funny in photo #4 kinda like a man.

# 5

I agree, the outfit looks like it’s hiking up.

# 6
just sayin @ 05/05/2009 at 9:24 pm

the dress looks awful specially on the chest part.

# 7

Jen looks beautiful and young. I love you, Jen!

# 8

I am SO SICK of her freakin’ hairstyle.. “Friends” is OVER!!!” Plus she’s too old for that teenager hairstyle.

# 9
repost of sorts @ 05/05/2009 at 9:30 pm

Oh My, she looks like a tranny. Too much of everything. Hair looks like crap. What happened to her $56,000 hairstylist ChrisMc? This is what happens when you try to pretend you are 20 when you are 40. Brooke Shields looked like this last nite at the Gala.

Dress is too small and too tight and she knows it.

All wrong wrong wrong.

#8, I agree
She needs to step it up and act more sophisticated.

missouri girl @ 05/05/2009 at 9:33 pm

love the dress n heels

Sweetie, get some glasses. She does not look beautiful or young. Her makeup must have been applied with a shovel, it is just caked on and the dress looks 2 sizes too small. She looks terrible here. Did she not look in the mirror before she left her hotel there in NYC for this premiere?

@JR: I totally agree with you. Once again her ego trumped good sense. Just like at the Oscars when she wore the most boring dress there because she was trying so hard. Too hard. As always.

missouri girl @ 05/05/2009 at 9:36 pm

40 is the new 20 # 9 reposts………..duh

@lmao: Lol! But this is what she actually looks like without the magic of photoshop! Hence the name Maniston. She’s a dude. A shim. This is so funny, compare the reality of this to the water ad where they wipe all the wrinkles and realness off her. This is what you get. What a fraud she is.

Not Impressed with JA @ 05/05/2009 at 9:39 pm

****** outfit, legs wide open : prostitute mood !
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She is either about to strike another n*de photoshooting, in a cougar chase en route to the next babyboy or about another spread eagle vajaja show in mehicco to her dear friend’s place, Joe Francis, the child abuser.

truth is this @ 05/05/2009 at 9:39 pm

dress-check

shoes-check-

jen-no no no

OMG..how can a mid age woman were such mini dress?
It looks so desperate.
Also, she has such clumsy poses like a baby elephant.

Management LMAO..it’ll go straight to video in a month.

I hate Brangelina fans. Yeesh go to the Inglorious ******** post!

she can look cute but this dress doesn’t do much for her. washes her out.

Not Impressed with JA @ 05/05/2009 at 9:42 pm

pic 4 : dog about to pee pose. Nasty !

truth is this @ 05/05/2009 at 9:43 pm

missouri girl @ 05/05/2009 at 9:36 pm

Not with Jen.

40 = 40 with Jen.

Try being honest, look at her face, too too much. Like Nicole Kidman used to do but seems to have stopped so much botex since she had her baby. Jen is trying too hard and looks like an overdone dried out turkery. Don’t know what her makeup artist sisters were thinking.

I’d love to look like her, she is like 40 or something. I canonly hope. The dress is really short though.

Anonymous @ 05/05/2009 at 9:44 pm

OMG that outfit is EFFED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole thing is horrible, why would you wake up and decide that an ugly basic grey dress would look great at a premier? She could do sooo much better. Aslo sick of the boring hair do.

Most gorgeous woman on the planet. I want her waist! She’s thin but has a nice butt and gorgeous legs.

#19 You do realise that some people just don’t like Jen, and it does’nt mean they are BP/AJ fans.

truth is this @ 05/05/2009 at 9:48 pm

lia @ 05/05/2009 at 9:40 pm

What are you talking about? This is a Jen thread and all the comments have been about her until you. Obsessed much, can’t stop thinking about others when in a Jen thread? Jen too boring for you, huh? Pitiful you.

Jen looks bad here, this is not a lie, just the truth.

@lmao:

she always looks like a man

Aussie Girl @ 05/05/2009 at 9:51 pm

Sorry, but she looks AWFUL!!!!!!!!!Way to much make-up, boring hair, and ugly stockings. Just Think, she has access to designers and no shortage of money and she chooses a boring grey mini-dress. Her makeup people &stylist(if she has one)should be fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ABSOLUTELY BOOOORING

Can we say FUGLY? She’s trying way too hard…

She looks like The Joker there.

She looks so much younger and certainly has an amazing body !
She can show her legs, because they are perfect!

I never get why everyone hates on her.
Watch her interviews and whatnot, she seems really funny and sweet.
People need to stop being so jealous.
She’s GORGEOUS, and better off without that Brad (:

she looked better on the jimmy fallon show. I guess it was the lighting.

What’s she doing in the third photo? It looks like she’s picking a cootie out of her hair.

Dress is way too short…

Fugly Maniston Managing a FLOP FILM.

she looks amazing!!

She always looks like she is trying so hard to be cool and relaxed. I think this movie will be a total dud.

Aussie Girl @ 05/05/2009 at 10:04 pm

The forth pic is the worst. Why is she standing like a man about to go to bathroom!!

She forgot her pants.

spicylily, thailand @ 05/05/2009 at 10:09 pm

We’re in the same world but opposite side so I may not understand you well enough…..Sorry about that.

This time I simply ask you questions ?
- Why this Jennifer is still around on the headlines ?
- What are her qualities and ability ?

Apparently…..

She can not act…………..always Rachel Green for the past 15 years.

She is not beautiful ……….with a.big nose, square shin ( man’s jawline), her eyes are too close to eachother and her lip is not sensational ( but she did inject something recently).

She always has the same hair style for 15 years (oh my goodness).

She is 40 y/o and looks every bit of 40 y/o woman EXCEPT her brain
seems not functional as a mature woman. She tries to act and dress like 20 something..

There’s nothing much she can talk about in every interview,…. now the S…….T water, getting suntan, going to beaches, staying in shapes, ?

She is always getting dumped..

She took John Mayer back with no self respect in order to get dumped again.

She could not stop mentioning her ex husband because she can’t have another guy equally his look, status, qualities ,etc…

What else ?

Now please tell me a positive thing about her ?
Thank you very much

Not Impressed with JA @ 05/05/2009 at 10:10 pm

Aussie Girl @ 05/05/2009 at 10:04 pm The forth pic is the worst. Why is she standing like a man about to go to bathroom
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My thought exactly ! she is standing like Ricky Balboa pumping her broad manish shoulders !
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I don’t understand how a woman with a mini skirt would stand like this ! it’s obscene !

truth is this @ 05/05/2009 at 10:15 pm

emma @ 05/05/2009 at 9:55 pm

You like Lia need to face the truth, it is all about how she looks here. Can’t you talk about her and just her? Is that so impossible? Is she not acceptable to you unless you try to roll back 5 years or more? Is that all you find of value with her?

So pitiful.

That said you are lying, she does not look gorgeous here. She looks awful, too too too much makeup just caked on her face and a too too small and tight dress.

What a BIMBO!!! Enough with the Romantic Comedies already. You’re too old. And you look like a hooker. JA IS SO LAST DECADE!! Move over for the young and talented.

LOVE her!!!!!!!!!!

i love love love the dress. she look more sexy by day. she look fantastic. love her. love the leg . her body is banging with the dress. love lt.

It's Tuesday! @ 05/05/2009 at 10:23 pm

She looks really, really freaking good!!!

That dress is sick and I need it and want it.

Old?!?!?!?!? Come on, be a little more creative if you want to insult somebody to hurt them but “old” is just too obvious and something a juiced out, dumped 55 year old would call her ex’s trophy wife.

just return to friends @ 05/05/2009 at 10:23 pm

another bland appearance

ugly dress. i hope she did something to her hair, it’s almost covering her face, it’s as if she’s hiding something.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=05&evt=screening-aniston&pic=jennifer-aniston-management-nyc-screening-11.jpg

it doesn’t matter how much she tries she still look like an old ugly hag. her body might looks like a 30 year old but her face looks all wrinkly and ugly.

It doesn’t mean that if your movie is low budgeted you have to look low budgeted too.

The legs are talking to themself,”we are looking good attached to jen banging body and round ass” love her look. sexy babe.

photo number four @ 05/05/2009 at 10:30 pm

i’m proud to be a man!

I watched a little of her segment on the entertainment shows and is it just me or is she on something. Pain pills or something… she reminded me of Paula in one of her pain pill hazes.

of course i foget the perfect smile , when i see that gorgeous dress on her.

Not Impressed with JA @ 05/05/2009 at 10:35 pm

That woman is en route to Madonna2.
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Neck is thick as hell, shoulders are broad like a weight lifting male athlete, pose is like a nasty ghetto truck driver. No feminine grace whatsoever and with that nasty msculine face of hers it’s the total tranny package !
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That’s what you get when you mix male hormones with excessive exercise. You loose the essence of womanhood and you become the embodiment of a tranny.

Not impressed by JA

oh yea , with those leg and round booty and thiny weast, curvy body, perfect arm you called that man body , then a women with flat ass, wooden leg, no waist , man arm would be consdere what?

can i say lunatic lost it when they see gorgoues body of jen.

When i see jen , i am proud to be a woman.

#4 photo
is she trying to demonstrate how mayer pees on her?

I’m an old fashioned gal it seems. I just reckon that a 40 year old woman should act her age, AKA mature, sophisticated, and vaguely intelligent - NOT mutton dressed up as lamb in a too short minidress (O.K. yeah, we know she’s got good legs already), she really needs to get a new ‘do before we all fall asleep. long blonde and dead straight might be O.K. for a 25 year old spunk, but is dead boring on an old chick. she’s been wearing that ‘do for YEARS - let it go jen, and mature gracefully, not like a desperado whose trying to hang on to spunkyville. and while you’re at it, not too heavey on the make up, it’s not hiding your age anymore. instead, do yourself a big favour - with all the money that you spend on yourself, invest in a chin reduction. it really WILL, not only balance your features, but it will stop you looking like a man trying to be a woman….tranny is the word, i think.

neck down young. neck up an old hag with long chin.

that dress with the stockings is totally age-appropriate. can you imagine a 20-year old wearing that? no-uh! Jen is beautiful and she never did hide her age unlike so many actresses who never declare their real age! For all haters, i wonder what you all look like in person that made you say all those things. Do you have a body like Jen? I don’t think so!

Not Impressed with JA @ 05/05/2009 at 10:46 pm

bet @ 05/05/2009 at 10:40 pm Not impressed by JA

oh yea , with those leg and round booty and thiny weast, curvy body, perfect arm you called that man body , then a women with flat ass, wooden leg, no waist , man arm would be consdere what?

can i say lunatic lost it when they see gorgoues body of jen.
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Moron. if you wants to be Maniston next boytoy in the sack, be my guest ! People who have high standards won’t choose that nasty cougar as a model of beauty let alone in an intellectual level !
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She is a nasty manly short legged bimbo who attracts fuglier than her as the ultimate of beauty !

Deelyem

we are not oldfashion, we are the future. who said 40 years old women can not wear short?

Deelyem

we are not oldfashion, we are the future. who said 40 years old women can not wear short?

She should stop working out already, she is starting to look like a man. Really. She is starting to have an arm and chest just like a man. She needs a boob job, asap!

I am not impressed by JA

Shhhh your nonseses.

bet @ 05/05/2009 at 10:41 pm

all you talk about she how great she looks. no wonder you and your old hag are superficial. she cares nothing but her looks. she is so self absorb and so into her looks that men could stand her.

She did not forget to put on a butt-load of makeup, but she did forget to put on her pants.

I MEANT MEN COULDN’T STAND THIS OLD HAG. THAT’S WHY THEY ALL DUMPED HER.

Deelyem

you are just jealous who is 30 somthing and can not wear short becuase your leg are nasty looking.

killer chin.

This look has desperate written all over it. You can tell Jen and her pr team are running scared. Poor old Jen is trying to make John Mayer jealous.

pokeman

oh yea, all the lunatic including you who are here talk about what?

Not Impressed with JA @ 05/05/2009 at 10:54 pm

Imagine when she is about Madonna’s age, she will look like Sylvester Stalonne in a mini dress !

pokeman

i talk about her look , becuase there is no way you are not going to say some thing ,when you see some one looking fantastic.

WTF! Kind of stance is that pic of her straddling both legs wide open.
Yes we know you need a good piece of azz FillerFace but try to contain yourself would ya!!
Gawd this woman is soo phoney it is pathetic! She is pathetic!
The Royal Dumpee of Hollywood! . No man with any sense wants this needy insecure t.wat around any longer than a quickie.
Can’t blame them.

Catt

pokeman , you do not talk about looks!, yet you are analysing one picutre by it self. what an obesstion?.

Katie @ 05/05/2009 at 9:15 pm
She looks amazing! So beautiful! That face is so fresh! Love her!
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Honey, either adjust your monitor or put your bifocals back on. She’s got a ton of makeup on her face and it looks like it was laid on with a spackling knife.
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And can she for Christ’s sake change that damn ratty hairdo! She’s been wearing it for FIFTEEN YEARS!!! She looks like she’s stuck in a time warp.

Catt @ 05/05/2009 at 10:57 pm
WTF! Kind of stance is that pic of her straddling both legs wide open.
Yes we know you need a good piece of azz FillerFace but try to contain yourself would ya!!
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Oh sh*t, look what you went and did! You made me spit out my Pepsi all over my keyboard! ROTFLMBAO!!!

She looks like a 2 bit hook standing on a street corner.

i got bore trashing this ugly chin on US weekly so I came here to trash her some more.

pokeman

” i got bore trashing this UGLY CHIN” what is your subjec? is’nt that about look? dumb.

your wasting to much time trashing the gorgoues babe. her chin is one of her feature that make her different than other hollywood the same looking women.

Not sure what people see in her, always say hair, too tight clothes and CRAPPY films.

[~☆Fug Face JOLie☆~] @ 05/05/2009 at 11:12 pm

b-e-autiful

Um.. why do people tend to bash her down? Calm down.
I was saying she’s gorgeous, because she is. Sorry if you don’t think so.
But she’s awesome, I love her. People who don’t, don’t need to constantly comment on her.

Boy is she trying to hard and looking very stupid, I kind of feel sorry for her then I don’t.

Her dress is way too short, and in some of the photos she looks as if she is tyring to keep the dress from riding up. Those of you who think she looks like a 20 year old really need to get a grip. She is attractive but she hardly looks 20, she looks her age. This was not her best night, too much makeup, wrong dress, and she just looks uncomfortable.

celebrityobsessed. @ 05/05/2009 at 11:34 pm

I love Jen, but the dress? Noooo.

not a good look @ 05/05/2009 at 11:43 pm

Okay @ 05/05/2009 at 11:19 pm

I must agree, she is trying way too hard here and she looks overdone in every way. I am surprised, she usually brings it on the red carpet. But not in these pixs, not at all. And her hair is just there, flat and the same style and color now for years and years. And that dress, well let’s just it is obviously too tight.

Must not be a good movie if they are resorting to cheap tricks like old girl with a hiked up skirt on.

What is up the hair?
I have seen her looked better..She is looking desperate..and the whole outfit is bad..Time to bring the hemline a bit down!!
And trim the hair and take out that hooker color out..
She is not looking fresh..And too much makeup..She looks like a wax figure!!

luv the shoes @ 05/05/2009 at 11:45 pm

Think she could be in early menopause and having hot flashes and thus the min mini shirt she has on? Just sayin.

not look good

it suppose to be tight. that is fashion.

@bet:
why is it that anyone who DARES to say something that’s critical of jen, is deemed ‘jealous’? i am not ‘jealous’ of an older woman who’s trying to look like she’s in her 20s. she’s not getting away with it anymore - she’s beginning to look like a desperado, frantically clinging onto youth. i’m happy to admit that I LOVE the looks cate blanchett (a goddess), ange jolie (beautiful!), even the likes of scarjo, (lovely), but jen? I don’t like anything about her - she’s really VERY plain (IMO!!!), she’s got a HUGE chin, thin little lips, her eyes are too close together, she’s got no cheek bones, a flat small forehead, and is basically VERY BORING in the face department. the photographers must cringe when they’re presented with her face to shoot. it’s flat and bland, but at least they can use airbrushing now, so she CAN look good at times. (funny how she always looks much better in studio shoots, than in candid snaps taken in the street.) she’s got a great body though (and I would have too, if I cared to obsessively spend the time and money on it, that she does). someone must have told her (about 20 years ago, mind you) that she’s got good hair, ‘cos she’s been hanging onto that afghan hound look SINCE. Good on her, if she wants to look like a spunky little thang, but it’s not a look that does a thing for me (or anybody I know); I’d simply rather see a 40 year old woman look, act, and behave like a WOMAN, not a cutsie-pie, spunky little fun girl. she really hasn’t grown sicne she was in her 20s, except she’s now got heaps more money to spend on her image.
http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/young-jennifer-aniston-hair-styles-06.html

Huvane is not lookin too good either. He is usually pretty pulled together on red carpets. He looks like he rolled out of bed for this one. Guess Management doesn’t rate much effort from either Jen or her publicist. That’s a shame as Steve Zahn is a pretty good actor.

suck it all @ 05/05/2009 at 11:53 pm

that is what I called a woman…….go Jen, rescue Brad from AJ, he is regretting now….that he cant be himself anymore…..

Somebody needs to tell that hag, orange blusher is NOT your friend. She looks like a piece of chewed rawhide.

The ***** is back!

Deeleym @ 05/05/2009 at 11:52 pm
http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/young-jennifer-aniston-hair-styles-06.html
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*GASP!!!*
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You mean… she’s NOT a natural blonde?
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And her eyes AREN’T blue?
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Not Impressed with JA @ 05/05/2009 at 11:59 pm

suck it all @ 05/05/2009 at 11:53 pm that is what I called a woman…….go Jen, rescue Brad from AJ, he is regretting now….that he cant be himself anymore…..

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More like a Quaterback who is about to pee with her turbo chin, testosteronic thick neck, nasty old deformed fingers and boxer’s shoulders. She is the poster girl for STEROIDWOMAN en route to TRANNYLAND.

bet @ 05/05/2009 at 10:59 pm
Catt
pokeman , you do not talk about looks!, yet you are analysing one picutre by it self. what an obesstion?
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bet, you ignorant, no-spelling hag, what the hell is an “obesstion”?

@bet you idol drinks male hormone to look fit now
she is turning into a dude
than goodness brad hit that nasty thing an ran away as fast as possible

Poor thing is wearing the tightest girdle to pull it all in because she don’t look at ease. Same as when she was on Jimmy Fallon show. She really does seem very desperate. She reminds me of Madonna.

I want what she is wearing.

YES! @ 05/06/2009 at 12:08 am
I want what she is wearing.
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Why? You ran out of floor rags?

I just watched it- she was great. They should give her her own talk show.

@ yes it will never happen
she is boring

I think that dress is from Hookers R us.

check out those pork hocks.

bet….
angelina is a model before when she 16
she is skiny but sexy jen body is mascular

maniston thinks that keeping the same rugstyle over half her face people will see her the same- never aging. unfortunately she cannot control the human aging process and side by side comparisons of her then and now show she looks her age and has aged even though the rugstyle is the same

she needs another nose job, and eyelid/brow lift, laser dermabrasion (face resurfacing or whatever it’s called), more collagen on her lips, botox all over her face, liposuction on her arms, thighs, calves, face. another breast lift or maybe even bigger implants. and even then she could never be beautiful. why? because she is ugly inside and it seeps through her gigantic pores.

Jill @ 05/06/2009 at 12:00 am

bet @ 05/05/2009 at 10:59 pm
Catt
pokeman , you do not talk about looks!, yet you are analysing one picutre by it self. what an obesstion?
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bet, you ignorant, no-spelling hag, what the hell is an “obesstion”?
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LOL, JILL!

she is hotttt woowowow

She is chunky. She looks like a man

Her hair-flippin’ habit in that video is so very annoying. Cut short that dam–d hair already and stop hiding the face. It must suck to be her.

She needs to dress more appropriately for her age.

She’s always stunning!

My God they do put her on Jared everyday. Does she need the press that bad???

@fug: We can and we will: FUGLY. :D

What is happening with her hair lately? It looks frizzy and in need of a cut. And, please, she is really starting to look like a cougar. The dress is too short and the hair is too long.

@spicylily, thailand: She like dogs.

Sorry, it’s the best I can do. Your English is very good btw. :)

@Not Impressed with JA: And yet this person claims to be a woman, so I guess she’s lesbian and hot for a Maniston?

suck it all @ 05/06/2009 at 1:37 am

We Men Like our women to be plumpy…..not a match stick to go to bed with……..ouucchh….

@pokeman: Lol! :D I’m having a good time too. People are pretty da-mn funny.

@Deeleym: OMG! You almost make me choke from laughing. Lol! That was so unexpected! I mean it’s right there staring at you after the click! And that was taken right before the whole Friends makeover. Explains so much about her gnawing insecurity.

Aussie Girl @ 05/06/2009 at 1:49 am

#124 Yes, she has been on JJ every da*m day, pics of her leaving her trailer on set etc. But at the same time there is a noticable decline in Angelina stories. Like when AJ won VF most beautiful award-Nothing, but a story of JA winning a comp in some mag that i have never heard of(Details?)gets big story. Lots of posters think that JJ has been bought by Huvane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love u Jen

supernova @ 05/06/2009 at 2:14 am

love the dress,leggings and SHOES,specially the colour matches perfect to the dress….and she is stunning…

Most boring person on the planet.
And what happened to her face?
The dress is way too short for an 40 year old and can’t stand her hairstyle.
Boring,boring,boring :mrgreen:

jr=nobody's sweetheart @ 05/06/2009 at 2:35 am

YECH!!!!!!!! Filler Face. Was this a requirement for that Baster movie she is making? Can someone let Jen know it is spring so she can put away her tights?

what is with the micro-skirts??

I looked at the video. Is this Fallon suppose to be funny? Is Aniston supposed to be funny? Strange sense of humour! I have a faint feeling Management is going to be a flop. Well I suppose for some actors it’s just important to make money. I read on other sites of Aniston fans that say that they don’t offer her better scripts. Maybe she just does not have the talent for better scripts or maybe she doesn’t know how to choose better. I think she has her limits and certainly for the moment she is just thinking of making money. Forget the oscar nomination. She will never get one. To get even an oscar nomination or get near to getting one you have to have real talent.

The truth is that Mayer and Aniston were never a couple. It was all acted. That is why he was tipping off the pap agencies, and leaving his car at her house overnight, while he got rides out hidden in the back of cars/limos, on the floor of the back seat under a blanket. HE WAS SEEN TRYING TO SNEAK OUT !!! VAUGHN DID THE SAME TRICK. It was a PR war against Pitt and Jolie. Organised by CAA who manages Aniston, (contractually) Sculfor, Diaz, Mayer, and Vaughn etc…. He has been meeting women on Twitter, sleeping with them as long as they are discreet. Their “relationship” was a SHAM from the beginning. The TWITTER “break up” excuse is a joke; they have no reason to “break up” and now they know audiences know they were faking it, they don’t even care to explain. They did ANYTHING to gain publicity over Pitt to win the Christmas war…..even pose nearly nu-de, talk about pregnancy, create marriage rumors for publicity…etc…Her personal life is HIDDEN. He agreed to a contract to run concurrent with her production, Marley and Me. That is why their (acted) relationship started at the beginning of M&M and ended as soon as the film delivered it was a publicity stunt, funded by the production: same as TBU. What people posting don’t understand is that she doesn’t want a judge a jury of her personal life, and the investors don’t want her personal life effecting the film’s gross return. So that is the truth, and what is more bizarre is that Vince did the same thing with TBU (same as Sculfor). They had a fictional relationship too, that seemed to people reading magazines, as though it was real. It wasn’t. It was all for publicity to stop nosy people like you guys asking personal questions that have nothing to do with you. She owes you NOTHING except a performance after you buy the ticket.

“Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin.”
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Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend.3:23 AM Jan 31st
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“Let me just tell you that Jen is a huge liar and we are having twins,”
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“I’ll be Jennifer Aniston’s (HIRED) Oscars boyfriend.”
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“Bull-twitter”

“I’ll be Jennifer Aniston’s Oscars boyfriend.”
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“It was ALL…. 100%…. ENTIRELY ACTED…. he was (badly, egotistically) playing a part: since day 1 : AND HIRED BY CAA. OK ????”

……….the reason that the news item “Mayer and Aniston have been secretly dating for 3 months was because they timed the Miami photoshoot 1 week before Cannes : due to CAA’s fear that Jolie/Pitt’s second appearance on the red carpet, would decrease Jen’s return value on Marley and Me by millions and millions of dollars………
AGAIN : IT’S MORE BULL-TWITTING

Jen The Hag @ 05/06/2009 at 4:09 am

Meg @ 05/06/2009 at 12:17 am

I think that dress is from Hookers R us.
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bwahahahh that so funny but men will only pay if the face is covered LOL .. she’s fugly and over botox .

She looks like the MASK !!

Jen The Hag @ 05/06/2009 at 4:13 am

Domino @ 05/05/2009 at 9:45 pm
Most gorgeous woman on the planet. I want her waist! She’s thin but has a nice butt and gorgeous legs.

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The above is the most REDIC post i ‘ve read bwahahahhah Jen will be the most gorgeous woman on the PLANET.. IF THE PLANET IS THE PLANET OF THE APES bwahahhahahahhah

THE UGLYCHIN did it again copien Angie. The dress is not ugly she is the ugly one, if you see Peoples magazine edition of the 100 most beautiful you will find Angie’s picture, she is wearing a grey blouse
with a kind of cross desing on the front, of course Angie looks BEAUTIFUL, I am sure when the CHIN saw that picture she ran to get something similar to Angie’s wearing in that picture, try to compare those two picture for yourselves, and you will see, this UGLY OLD CHIN can not be original she always has to copy Angie .
And why is she always scratching her head in all pictures even interview she is constanting touching and scratchin her head, does she have lice or dandruf ? and the pantyhoses does she have some imperfection on her legs,maybe she does not have those hot legs that her loser fans claim, what is she hiding under those pantyhoses?
This ULGY OLD WOMAN is so poor that the only thing she has is her million of dollars, has to be sad be an UNTALENTED and UGLY woman who has to validate herself with a fake body, and fake face, that is the reason not man will ever love her,THE ONLY ASSETS SHE HAS , IS HER MONEY, HE BANANA NOSE, HER BIG CHIN AND HER BITTER HEART, she will be always loveless, childless and UGLY
even with all the money she has there is not plastic surgery can fix that UGLY FACE OF HER.

TEAMJOLIEBITCHES! @ 05/06/2009 at 4:37 am

HAHAHA JUST WANTED TO PISS U ALL OFF… jennifer is looking gross, but she always does so who cares.

JA GOT OWNED BY ANGELINA BIG TIME

ANGELINA IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEAM JOLIE
TEAM JOLIE
TEAM JOLIE
TEAM JOLIE!!!!!!!

@Not Impressed with JA:
hahahahaha…or mickey rourke in a tutu?

Jen The Hag @ 05/06/2009 at 5:20 am

Uggghh look at that face the pores are so big you can even see it even if the pictures is not that close. It’s like looking at the moon crater LOL and what a dumb posed is she trying to be sexy here ..failed!

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photoitemfull.php?yr=2009&mon=05&evt=screening-aniston&pic=jennifer-aniston-management-nyc-screening-03.jpg

jenho anuston got STd @ 05/06/2009 at 5:22 am

jenho anuston looks like one of those aging 5 dollar hooker at sunset blvd trying to look 21 in a mini

jenho anuston got STd @ 05/06/2009 at 5:26 am

this is how old and ugly jenho really looks like in HD without airbrush and photoshop

Jenho anuston looks like a 50 year old 5 dollar hooker trying to look 21 in a mini

In 20 years from now.. all Maniston Minions will still call this TRANNY.. cute…….. LOLOLOL

love you, jen

interesting @ 05/06/2009 at 6:17 am

NBC did not do ONE close up of her face while on Fallon’s show. Must of been an agreement not to show her close up because her skin is so so leathery with giant pores and lots of makeup.

She looks great and normal and sane. She looks happy.

@emma.:
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Better of without Brad??? are you for real???
In 20 years from now, all maniston minions will still saying, Brad can’t wait to go back to your Fugly Man-face Chiniston… so He can be Him self again…. LOLOLOLOL… sitting on the couch all day, waiting for the next BOTOX and FILLER appoinment.
Your idol is still on the RADAR for one thing only… and that is…..
BRANGELINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!
Wake up and smell JM urine and poo….

Jen looks great , love the outfit she can get away with wearing that or anything at her young age of forty with that 20 yr old body that’s right and her young looking face, First of all forty is the now the new twenties for a lot of stars they look amazing..

Jen has such humor , love the show. Jen is so talented it would be fun if she were a late night host, actually her & Jimmy were great together, I really enjoyed the show. Jen can do anything with all her talent . Jen is such a decent person fun and loving and you can see that on the show every interview
Why don’t you all get lost already tired of all the stupid Bull sh it from you something to always pick on. Silly stuff you have nothing bad to say about Jen ever and I mean ever…

Now with the picking again go to AJ site with her little short dress mother of six wearing a mini black dress legs so far apart you can fit every one up there., but once again that’s OK , but of cause Jen is **** for doing that shame on you Jen. Only Angie can spread eagle. With that tight A s s body ..KFP with all little children around. Angie your just marvy as usual.. I really don’t want to bring Angie into anything but go to your idols site and say that crap..But you cant you loving Jen too much.. You always have to know whats Jen is doing at all times.
We enjoy her we adore her honesty and her humor we love her movies..Now you tell me whats wrong with that?

Yes, the dress is too short no matter how good her body is. that pulled up in the front look (similar to the UK Elle cover shot) is the “look, I’m f_ckable” pose. Look closely at her face and eyes. It’s like Cate Blanchett said about actors who go the surgery/injectible route “you can see the fear in their eyes, which are the window to the soul”. Was anyone else at the premier? woody or steve? any of her “friends”? Heard they’re all upset with her because she’s the lone hold out for the Friends movie. Her PR is good though, they’ve been keeping that story under the radar. think her die hard Friends fans would have a different view of her if they knew she’s the reason they’ll be no Friends movie.

Please unswer me one thing.. where is the rest of “FRIENDS” cast???
LOLOLOLOL
Fugly Chinni the Tranny better send a THANK YOU note to Brad and Angie every single day…. LOLOLOLOL
then she can send another THANK YOU note to OPRAH…. LOLOLOL
who makes her this poor lil cute lil GIRL jen….

Hey Jared .Once again you the best … love seeing Jen. You’ve been so good to us .. Thank you..ellie

@ellie’ is Huvane loyalemployee:
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No Honey Jared & I are the friends…. Thank you very much though…

her face is way too ruined with botox and surgeries, her smile is so plastic.

you are Huvane loyal employee @ 05/06/2009 at 7:40 am

@ellie’ is Huvane loyalemployee:
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See how silly you are chinnefer. Poor little girl. Very Rich grown woman.. How old are you? You all can’t say anything bad about Jen I don’t even find that bad even ho fugly dumped botoxed so many others that you say are really quite funny. Its not even an insult to any of us.. I Would never want to repeat Angie’s my god pretty bad… It would make me sick.. If that’s all you can say about Jen over & over again where use to it.. Its silly to us, already… Move on stop being so addicted to Jen, and you most certainly are !!!!

@gem15:
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Thats a walking shot shes stating to walk away, Picky Picky People you are,, But you still can’t leave can you?

@lizabell:
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exactly lizabell, For these people that hate her so much have really nothing to say about her except the same old stuff, b/c they can’t say anything bad.. Jen is just fine..

@LuckyL:
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Ji** knows what the word is.. and that one picture of is she is starting to walk away.. Ji** should see AJ on her pic shes wearing the shortest black dress ever a mother of 6 with children around for KFP. But that’s OK..Only Jen is the a s s wearing something like that out of all the stars. shes such a piggy, right ji**y , and Ji**y can’t ever leave Jens sight ever, shes addicted to Jen.

Off to work. .
Hey sweet Jade Bet lara & jen fan TTUL

She use to be very beautiful 3 years ago, now her face look bizare.
Jen dress usualy very good, here the dress is boring and not flatering.

mamma mia..she is hot!!!!..her face,hair,body and that leg…yummy!

@ellie’:

I agree ellie.. she looks great//she is not tennager but a mature and sexy woman..

She produce this movie..that show how smart she is..and she pull out that david laterman style..so cute…she even insert the smart water advert!..very clever..

@ellie’ is Huvane loyalemployee:

so what?..we are her fans..if you are not why the heck you are in her site..go away!..

We like her cause she is strong woman who experienced very public divorce cause her husband cheating with younger woman but she got the blame..she turn out ok..she maybe stay away of marriage but she is happy single and smart ..she is producing this movie..
she is prefer stay low profile, only when she has to promote movie she is on the spotlight..she has plenty of loyal friends and seem happy.

beautiful lady!

OMFG! Seriously, what the fcuk.

Jen looked terrible. The colour totally washes her out. It’s not so much the length of the dress. It’s the style and cut. Really doesn’t flatter her body. The lights do nothing for her legs…black would have been better. Nicer long lean sillohuette of her legs. Shoes are gorgeous. would have been better in black or even bright popping colour.

Really wish she would change the hair style and colour. It’s really not helping her anymore.

Jen looked alot better on Fallon late night.

@gem15:

Friends movie will not happend yet..cause Lisa kudrow still piss at Matt le blanc..He cheated on his wife Melisa who had disable child with him.

Botox etc..is normal..their business is their appreance..everyone do it..even the younger actress like Jolie..Jen admit it..but she choose not to use again for her acting..(remember Meg Ryan and the gang on movie The Women, they all freeze).

She look hot..and her choice of clothes more simple cause there are no big studio budget..she produce this movie..she recyle her shoes from Marley and Me premire..very recessionista.

Coming here to watch Tranny is just like stopping to watch a CAR-CRASH…. you want to look away but you just CAN’T…. LOLOL
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as for repeating my self… what ’s the diff… in this pass 4 years and counting…. all I ever read at JJ is the same ole… same ole…. same ole… day in and day out!
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in 20 years from now … you Minions will still crying for Brad… hating on Angelina and the Kids…and your Tranny MANiston will stay on the RADAR… thanks to Brad and Angie because they are still so powerful and so much TOGETHER… LOLOL OL and your idol will still wearing the same ole same ole CURTAIN HAIR STYLE …. so may be I will still repeat same ole Massages to you Minions with such a THICK skins just like your idol LOLOLOLOL

Lights= tights.

Typing fast and chatting to kid. Who also said (she’s 16 and into fashion big time) “what’s happened to Jennifer Aniston”?

@french:
Are you kidding me I betcha you didn’t even say that either 3 yrs ago. your saying the same thing as now..

What on earth is she doing in picture 4? She looks like a man taking a pi$$

She’s too plain. She needs a better hairdo and more colorful clothes. Then she wouldn’t look so blah.

@ellie’is huvane loyal employee:
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I don’t really care what you think about me. I hate no one don’t you ever put words in my mouth. Your not getting it we DON’T WANT JEN WITH BRAD do you understand, Don’t you think there happy? So how could that ever happen? you tell me..

When somethings not broken you don’t fix anything . Jen is perfect. Jen has grown to be prettier as ever as a lot of actresses have, but I am a big fan of hers and like her lots..
You can’t even use your real name can you?

TTUL of to work again..

“Brad and Angie are so power full and are so much together” ..then what you keep barking on Jen about?

@david:
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David… we don’t call Maniston fans D.E.L.U.S.I.O.N.A.L. for nothing….
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Oh my dear God…. where have you been all this time… under a rock??Your Idol is as weak as piss.
Low profile??? give me a fukcing break…. LOLOLOLOL
Your idol is the biggest HO in HW… the Ivy anyone?
I pray to God you are right, I do hope her loyal friends will give her advice, to live Brad Angie and the kids alone.. for her to move on with her live once and for all, and to stop trying to looks and dress like 20 when she is over 40.. and to do something with that hair of hers… and while they giving her all that genuine advice.. to also tell her to stop opening her legs up in the air when ever she is DESPERATE for attentions!

Just a thought on why she looks odd in that one photo of her is that these are photos and maybe just maybe she was in the action of walking and this is the pose that was taken. Has anyone taken a bad photo? I am a fan because I think she is funny and is easy to relate to. She is not this great beauty but she has a certain quality that makes it okay not to be perfect.

Those who are calling her gorgeous are lying through their lying teeth. She is not even pretty, let along gorgeous.

Aniston is unattractive on all points.

Big chin, too close together eyes, even with two nose jobs her nose is still odd looking, funny shaped face.

#25…You called Aniston the most gorgeous woman on the planet.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hope

what is not so perfect about that body? what is not so perfect about that face, every one in hollywood does not have the same face stracture, she has jen face, and it look pefect and cuty and sparkly eyes, perfect smile , shiny white teeth. buetifull oval cuty face.

Face it fans of Aniston. She is just funny looking. Strange looking. Unattractive in the face.

@ellie’is huvane loyal employee:
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As Ji++y would say take some meds she knows all the names of them.. calm down over Jennifer what is your problem, If you hate so much actually your beyond hatred..you should leave I don’t want to to have a heart attack.. Why so much anger, Jen has done nothing wrong , and stop bringing up the past, you keep the triangle going , I believe they all moved on.
Where here to admire her we really like Jen whats so wrong with that. No one bring Angie & Brad up but you people why?

spongebob :) @ 05/06/2009 at 11:26 am

OMG! CLEARLY IT’S A BOTOX FACE ESPECIALLY ON THE CHEEKS!!! NOW THAT’S WHAT YOU CALLED TRYING HARD TO LOOK IN TWENTIES (EVEN DRESSING UP TO BE ONE) BUT YOUR AGE STILL SHOWS UNDE YOUR EYES. BY THE WAY, WHERE’S YOUR MAN?!!! DON’T TELL ME, IT ONLY PROVES THAT YOU GET DUMPED EVERYTIME THEY’RE DONE WITH YOUR FREE FOR ALL “THING”.

1) ellie’ @ 05/06/2009 at 8:42 am

Off to work. .

2) ellie’ @ 05/06/2009 at 10:12 am

TTUL of to work again..

3) ellie’ @ 05/06/2009 at 11:09 am

LMAO! This one went to work at 8:42am, came home at 9:30 am perhaps, then went to work at 10:12am and came home at 11:09am. The bathroom or kitchen must be the workplace. Hilarious!

@voe:
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You have no clue what i do.. Now I’m home for awhile. But what i do I have so much respect for myself.. So stop judging everyone even Jens fans there’s reasons and D am good ones why I’m back & fourth. Got it VVVVVVVVV Stop analyzing everything that’s why you sound so stupid..

Jen: “Do you drink smart water?” Jimmy: “Yes” Jen: “Say it into the camera!” LOL LOL LOL LOL OMG She’s too funny! LOL LOL LOL From the pictures of the premiere I don’t like the shoes and the colour of her collant, too much grey. :D But she still looks AMAZING! So fresh! Plus I love her hair on the show, it gives her a natural look! :D

the dress does look like it’s kinda riding up. I think I saw a better version of it when she was on that french talk show….
BUT even on her not-so hit-it-out-of-the-ball-park days, she has better fashion sense than most celebrities.
Outfit is definitely age appropriate for a CELEBRITY in their late 30s and 40s - Jennifer Connelly wore a mini, Madonna, Demi Moore,etc. For god’s sake even ‘Saint’ AJ mother of 20 wore a scarily short dress to a KID-movie premiere last year. So give us all break with the too short a dress crap - she has leggings on!

those who doth protest too much (i.e. multiple posts) only tell us fans that they are insecure about SOMETHING (god knows what…)

Also, some post above said that the her Oscar dress was boring— give me a break! it was GORgeous, and it made the best dressed lists… so don’t know WHAT you are talking about.

We like her because she’s a funny woman, talented, smart, business-savvy, and to top it off pretty hot. IMO she is not a sexy sultry GORGEOUS type (some ppl thinks so and that’s because everybody differs in taste) , but is she unattractive? - no way! She’s a pretty woman, gives to causes she truly believes in, and clearly has friends in her corner. I wouldn’t mind having her life. It’s very charmed.

bet @ 05/06/2009 at 11:00 am
, she has jen face, and it look pefect and cuty and sparkly eyes, perfect smile , shiny white teeth. buetifull oval cuty face.

PMSL!

First time I saw the word cuty (think you mean cutey)

I thought, she’s missed the ‘n’. So it spells c-u-n-t-y

LMFAO

She was cute in Friends and that’s basically where it stopped. I’m kinda over her…who’s next????!!!

Is she serious? I would imagine she is too embarrassed by this wanker of a flick to dress up appropriately…………people may then expect to see a real movie.

You know when you are walking down the street and you see a good body in front of you and suddenly the person looks back and you let out a gasp…………the face is old and does not match the body????

Well, this is the case here. Man, she has bad skin and hair. No excuse with all that cash at her disposal!! Hasn’t anyone had the ballz to tell her when you are ageing, long hair only pulls your already too long face, south?

She is in a time warp and doesn’t know how ridiculous she appears. Women who refuse to age gracefully lose any and all intonation of beauty.

It is all downhill for her. Unfortuately when you are shallow, ageing is hell on a roller coaster. The main beauty deficiency she has is the total lack of serenity on her face brought about by motherhood and love. She’s even stumbling career wise…….what is there left? Just money. Sorry, it just doesn’t do it in life, she should know that by now as well as she should know fame is fleeting……..she has had many years of it, but it too shall pass and what residuals emotionally and spiritually will she be able draw on? It’s not a pretty picture in all respects.

Why people keep on saying she’s old? O_o she is ONLY 40! My mother is 46 and still beautiful, imagine her with all her money if she shouldn’t look GORGEOUS! Hairstylist have always said Jennifer has the most beautiful hair in Hollywood, don’t forget that during Friends all the teenagers wanted the Rachel’s hair cut! Being in your 40 doesn’t mean you’re over, 40 it’s a new beginning people! Stop saying she’s ugly because of her age ’cause this is a LIE and even if she was 20 you would have said that because you’re just jealous of her! GIRL YOU ROCK! :D

hate the Ho @ 05/06/2009 at 1:48 pm

ellie’s a hooker and so is bet. She works out of her home that’s how they both can be on here defending their loser idol 24/7!

she is so beautiful, but always wear her hairs the same.

GOT ONLY BUT LOVE FOR U ELLIE @ 05/06/2009 at 4:10 pm

Love her!!! she is cute cute cute

You know people shouldn’t lie. It’s ok to champion your idol, but “The most gorgeous woman on the planet”? How can anyone take seriously anything you say when you make a comment like that. I guess that’s what I don’t get about some fans, that you outright lie or have totally lost your grip on reality. I guess that’s why they’re called fans ( Fanatics).

She’s an attractive woman and not just for her age, but she does look her age. There’s nothing wrong with that. The days are long gone when a 40 year old whether you are a celebrity or not has to LOOK like her life is over. There are many women out in the world who look equally and even better than her at 40. The things that make people have the illusion that she is younger are her lifestyle, the way she dresses, the superficial way she speaks in interviews, and her hair.

That doesn’t mean that there might not be more to her, only that she isn’t willing to show there is more. I actually liked her in Derailed. I didn’t even know she was in the movie when I started watching it; it was on cable. Unfortunately, she has a penchant for rom-coms. It’s might be time for her to think of doing other roles. Maybe playing a villain would be right for her, something with some meat in it. At some point if you’re an established celebrity , you start making movies that you WANT to make, not what you’re use to making or what your core fans are use to seeing. There has to be some growth. If you’re doing the same type of roles, there is no growth.

What a classy lady! hahahaha
sorry tranny, the short dress is not making the job, we can see the old face, you are 40 all the way!

TWPUMPKIN @ 05/06/2009 at 6:23 pm

What a Bow Wow! She can’t act and she can’t dress! SOOOOOOOooooooo……sick of her!

Jen is just dumb, always horrible interview, never complete a sentence, it’s annoying watching this dumb lady. she has one of the lowest I.Q.

diva @ 05/06/2009 at 7:07 pm
it’s annoying watching this dumb lady. she has one of the lowest I.Q.
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Not to mention her fans…

@hate the Ho:

that was totally uncalled for… considering you’re posting around the same time frame would put you in that category yes? or maybe your job doesn’t involve a computer with internet access? o.w. you would realize it’s pretty easy to surf at work.
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@jaye:

i totally agree with you. Calling ANYone the MOST beautiful in the world is hyperbole. and we all need to kinda take a reality check sometimes. that’s why i never understand the point of these most beautiful polls (like People and VF polls) - beauty is quite subjective and not all about the skin deep aspect - personality, i’ve noticed, plays a big part in it people’s perception of beauty.

@dawne:

thanks dawne… insightful… you know who else never had children? - Katherine Hepburn. you think she didn’t have fulfilling life also? I’m not comparing Jen to the incomparable Hepburn,or that Jen doesn’t plan on having kids, but to say that she’s nothing because she doesn’t have a child is extremely annoying and disappointing that the perception still exists today…

Go crap on George Clooney about it too, and Renee Zelleweger (sp?) as well. Give you something new to b*tch about.

i think her face looks kinda rough
love the dress tho, her legs look pretty nice, love the tights =]
love u aniston!

This page is too funny. :D

The people who are calling her beautiful have really low standards of beauty. But I agree with Jaye her fans seem to flat out tell outrageous lie’s and slander about her. To say that she’s the most gorgeous woman in the world is definately absurd and make’s her fans look delusional.

the lunatic are become out of controll, I do not no why the taboild rull thier life. why they got mad that much .

what happen to this page.

the lunatic are getting frastrated by the minues. it so funny to see them pulling thier hair out becuase of the taboid. why bother them that much. Why they worry too much about other people reading about something that is not going to affect thier idols life.

some of them suggest it jen , becuase no one knows her she is planning to introduce herself to the world. and no one loves her, so she is using them becuase everyone loves them. i just do not get their reasoning something like that.

Insider interviewer @ 05/06/2009 at 10:08 pm

HAS JENNIFER ANISTON BECOME “UN-COOL”?

Online General
May 5th 2009

Tonight at the premiere for “MANAGEMENT”, Jennifer Aniston’s new movie, something amazing happened…
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After being asked what it was like working with her co-star Steve Zahn, Jennifer Aniston was quoted saying, “…I COULDN’T WAIT TO GET TO WORK EVERYDAY!…”. Huh?

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One of the entertainment shows aired footage of this as well, but what’s amazing about this is that Angelina Jolie was quoted saying the exact same thing verbatum in a VOGUE 2007 interview with regard to her working with Brad Pitt. Amazingly, Aniston responded to Jolie’s comments in a 2009 VOGUE interview by stating that Jolie’s comments were “inappropriate” and down right “un-cool”. hmmm,…I smell hipocracy.

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Should Steve Zahn’s wife of 20 years be worried, or at least offended, that her husbands co-star made such a statement? Should Mrs. Zahn be up in arms about the “un-cooooolness” of Ms. Aniston? Or should we as a culture examine the ridiculousness of the double standard placed on the Jolie-Pitts as opposed to other actors, simply because they DARED to become a couple after Pitt’s separation from Aniston, and after the filming of their hit movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith? You decide.
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…But I call FOUL. Especially since Ms. Aniston went on Oprah and defended her Vogue 2009 comments regarding Angelina’s un-coolness by stating she was “…just being honest when asked a question by VOGUE….”. Well wasn’t that what Ms. Jolie was doing in HER interview with VOGUE way back in 2007? Doesn’t make much sense does it? So much for honesty! I guess hipocracy reigns.
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Metaphorically speaking, It appears that Ms. Aniston is straddling both sides of the un-cool and hipocritical fence. If she believes actresses can make such statements about a married co-star, as long as the actress is not doing anything innappropriate (Which is what Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt have affirmed for the last 4 years), then she has to be either “un-cool” herself for making the same statements and/or a hipocrit for criticizing Jolie for making the same statements she herself has made.
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In any case, it seems to me that even in Biblical times, being ‘un-cool’ as Ms. Jolie has been accused of was much more preferable to being a hipocrit , which is what Ms. Aniston appears to be. Ask the San Hedrin who reportedly condemned Jesus.

i know the reason the lunatic getting frastrated about the tabloid. may be the two idols of them are always about thier image , image, image, so they worry too much what other people think of them. so that is why the lunatic worry too much what is written about them.

insider intereview

take your nonsese to somewhere else.

why you lunatic worry about what other people think of your iodls or written about them, is that becuase you know your two idols deep down they worry about their image too much?. so you worry to much for them too. everything has to do about image image what other people think of them, weather they going to be loved by million or not blha bhlha bhla

lol..i think Ellie is Hauvane or Norman!!
haaaaaaaaaaaa
Relax..Nobody cares about potato face!!

ellie’ @ 05/06/2009 at 8:42 am Off to work. .
Hey sweet Jade Bet lara & jen fan TTUL

?????????????????????????????????????????
:mrgreen: Bingo!!!!! :lol:

Seriously, yes she has a good body, that’s why she keeps it on
front page, but for the life of me i can’t figure out WHY she keeps
that MUG in front of the camera, every day it looks different, it’s like
Dorian Gray and the portrait in the attic, it’s some scary shizt.
WOW .. *o*..

@GOT ONLY BUT LOVE FOR U ELLIE:
most 40 year old women like to seen as hot, sexy, intelligent, lovely beautiful, anything but cute……..but ‘cute’ seems to suit jen. always trying for that really young (but sweet and alluring) look. just like your average
16 year old. yeah, that’d be jen!

@100mph:
it certainly IS some scarey shizt!!i can’t work out for the life of me, why she doesn’t get a good inch shaved of that CHIN of hers. money is not an issue for her. i know she’s said that she would NEVER HAVE plastic surgery, but to date, although it’s ‘unofficial’, she’s been rumoured to have (always very subtle)
2 nose jobs
upper lip job
breast augment
botox
a chin reduction would make a hell of a lot of difference..(she could have it done in very discreet stages, like she has everything else done) .AND she could have some cheek implants to give her flat face some interest…and a lip job to give her thin little lips some shape. oh, yeah, and tie that scraggy hair (she pays…..what?? a week to have it look like THAT??) back out of her eyes, and then she just might pass for a reasonable looker. (she HAS got a good bod. - God knows, she dispays it, enough)

yeah…and while she’s getting her lips done, she’d be doing herself a big favour by having them COMPLETELY changed in shape (very slowly, of course) so they don’t look like a boomerang shape when she smiles. -

God, this b*tch will never get best dressed for ANYTHING at this rate.

She looks sort of rattish in the first picture. So sad and unsure of herself. How sad.

Not Impressed with JA @ 05/05/2009 at 9:39 pm

****** outfit, legs wide open : prostitute mood !
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She is either about to strike another n*de photoshooting, in a cougar chase en route to the next babyboy or about another spread eagle vajaja show in mehicco to her dear friend’s place, Joe Francis, the child abuser.
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Lol, your first line is so spot on, especially with pic #4. She doesn’t know what the hell to do with herself.

I’m surprised she doesn’t have swine flu. She’s such an imitation Mexican, always hanging out down there to recuperate from plastic surgery.

@LuckyL:
i love it! actually, i didn’t ever twig that P.S. was the reason for the mexico trips……..of course!

I don’t know why her shoulders look as tough as a football player’s in this dress.

Haha, Night Deeleym~

@LuckyL:
just for interest luckyl, have you seen this one? i’m sure you have, but it makes me feel so happy when i post it, i’ll take any opportunity.
http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/young-jennifer-aniston-hair-styles-06.html

you know? i almost choke with laughter, everytimre i post that pic, but seriously….it must be a ***** being a high profile celebrity. EVERY THING they do, say, wear, is scrutinized and gossiped about. and all that money!, the fame!, the attention! that they get. i really don’t know why they scramble to get to the top, where their lives are very public, and then start getting all hoity, and private, and can barely give their fans a smile, hiding behind newspapers and bodyguards, so they can’t be seen. if they’re so SERIOUS about acting, why don’t they go to the stage, or kids pantomime? even behind the scenes stuff, like directing or something. no, they WANT the attention, the fame, the MULTI millions. it’s the ultimate ego trip.

damn she looks beautiful!

I could never watch the talentless Jimmy Fallon on a talk show. Especially if one of his guests is the supremely talentless Jen Aniston

.

Sorry fans but that is one ugly fake looking broad.

Looks like she has a tumor on her chin now too.

rionemesis @ 05/07/2009 at 4:11 pm

HOT and gorgeous as always, that drees looks beautiful on her and of course her legs do the trick, the interview CHARMING of course so likable xD, keep on with the Jen post Jared, you know she keeps alive these thing!!

Jennifer always looks FRESH…
she has a great body, so why nto wear whatever she wants.,..
she looks like a freaking 18 year old , but a woman but a woman in her prime..she looks HAWT

He he, I visit this site just a few times and I found it really funny, esp. in those threads of Jen. Many ppl keep hating her, and use such harsh words for her wearing some dresses, shoes, make-up, … that they dont find attrative.

Can get why ppl have to be that harsh on a person that they seem not have a chance to meet in real life. Even with their ugly, disgusting neighbor, maybe they dont dare say those comments. It seems that being a celebrity is not happy at all, ppl tend to scrutinize every ur teeny tiny detail and give themselves the right to criticize them as if they were better than you in that aspect, haizzz ^^. I always think that love is a natural sentiment, and hate is not, so still dont know why some ppl have to do spill out such negative words to a non-relative person, that makes them feel happy or satisfied in some way???

Haizzz, whatever, it seems that I dont need to understand it, cause these ppl are non-relative to me, too. Just want to leave a comment about a funny phenomenon, no offense at all.

P.S: I just read about 1 or 2 random pages for some of those threads, so maybe my observation is somehow biased and doesnt reflect well the wholse scenario. If it’s the case, just forget my post ^______^. Btw, sorry for my bad E, I’m from France.

Have to go shopping now, bon-weekend à toutes et à tous.

He he, I visit this site just a few times and I found it really funny, esp. in those threads of Jen. Many ppl keep hating her, and use such harsh words for her wearing some dresses, shoes, make-up, … that they dont find attrative.

Can get why ppl have to be that harsh on a person that they seem not have a chance to meet in real life. Even with their ugly, disgusting neighbor, maybe they dont dare say those comments. It seems that being a celebrity is not happy at all, ppl tend to scrutinize every ur teeny tiny detail and give themselves the right to criticize them as if they were better than you in that aspect, haizzz ^^. I always think that love is a natural sentiment, and hate is not, so still dont know why some ppl have to do spill out such negative words to a non-relative person, that makes them feel happy or satisfied in some way???

Haizzz, whatever, it seems that I dont need to understand it, cause these ppl are non-relative to me, too. Just want to leave a comment about a funny phenomenon, no offense at all.

P.S: I just read about 1 or 2 random pages for some of those threads, so maybe my observation is somehow biased and doesnt reflect well the wholse scenario. If it’s the case, just forget my post ^______^. Btw, sorry for my bad E, I’m from France.

Have to go shopping now, bon-weekend à toutes et à tous.

It is so cool to watch this woman get comfortable with herself and grow from being a girl to a woman. She is totally hot and looks the best she’s looked in her life. Confident and coming in to her own. Very cool.

dear jennifer
because you are 11 born of february

pls for your own luck to attract more real love in your life

wear colour white, cream, light green, blue as often as you can be

stay away from the very badluck colur of gray

if you keep wearing grey

you will not find your true love

best wishes
astrologer who loves you much

one more thing jennifer

pls wear light green bangle of jade

it must be jadeite jade not nephrite jade which is fake

it can be bought in burma (myanmar) in asia for good luck in love

so you can find your soul mate

The dress is too short and makes her look sl.u.tty. It looks like something a corner hooker would wear, not a classy 40 year old woman. Her hair looks very dry and split on the ends. It looks like her hair hasn’t had a trim in a long while. It looks so messy and so dry. Why can’t she wear her hair up and back every now and them? She would look so much younger and better. Her hair is always so drty and messy, and ALWAYS in her face. She has no class and no style.

The dress is awful, the hair is dated, the poses are amateur-looking. Unfortunately, her make-up artist has managed to highlight every flaw in J’s face. She has “smoker’s face” with deep wrinkles evident between her mouth and nose.

No, you are wrong. Jen and Huvane will forever link Brad and Chin, and plant absurd stories about “secret meetings,” “secret texting” - any corrupt thing they can do to keep Jen on magazine covers.

Hello - Brad does not want Jennifer!! He has his dream woman and beautiful family. Angie and Brad have now been together longer than he was married to Chin. Jennifer - be real woman and stop riding the “I was married to Brad Pitt” wagon. He left you for a real woman; time to get over it!

For those of you who keep saying Jen has “beautiful hair” - it’s called extensions! Her former hairdresser has confirmed that she has “tons of extensions” in her hair. Nothing wrong with extensions, most people on the West Coast have them, but be honest!

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