Jennifer Aniston Flip-Flops Fast

dp @ 05/08/2009 at 10:28 pm
But hey, they didn’t end up pregnant 5 months later… so moving-too-fast piece of cake goes to AJ!
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Neither did Angie, stupid.
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Fugly filed for divorce in March of 2005. Shiloh was born at the end of May 2006. Are you honestly suggesting that Angelina was pregnant for over 14 months? Even you aren’t that dumb.

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@Jill:

i said being pregnant - last time i checked, you’re considered pregnant during the first month of your pregnancy, 2nd month, 3rd month and so forth. so 5 months later = 1st month of being pregnant by your timeline.?you don’t need help with math too do you? I’m assuming not since you were able to count from mar 2005 to may 2006.
- tip for you: reading should be followed up with comprehension. and just in case you are unaware - you’re UNpregnant when the baby pops out.

idiot.

thanks for giving me a good laugh though. reduces my exam stress.

dp @ 05/09/2009 at 1:32 am
thanks for giving me a good laugh though. reduces my exam stress.
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What are you studying, advanced finger painting? I’m surprised you got that far.
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You seem to be obsessed with when Brad started shagging Angie or when Angie started seducing Brad, etc. I don’t know if Angie and Brad started knocking boots before or after Aniston filed for divorce and frankly I don’t give a damn. It’s their business. But only a snarky little bítch like you starts counting on their fingers to determine when Angie got pregnant and moralizing like a hypocrite if they had sex before the divorce became final. So what if they did? It wasn’t your marriage, so what’s it to you?
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Stick with your books, honey, and come back and talk to me when you’re ready to face facts like an adult. Life isn’t a fairy tale, and neither was Aniston and Pitt’s marriage, however much you may have fantasized it was. That marriage was on life support before Angelina ever entered the picture. He traded a fake woman for a real one. And what you losers can’t forgive them for is having the unmitigated gall to be happy with each other and their children, while Aniston is getting dumped by man after man after man. Life just ain’t fair.
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Now go practice your finger painting, honey, because your fake-ass intellectualism isn’t impressing anyone, least of all me. You can pontificate and moralize and hypothesize all you want; it’s a poor substitute for real relationshisp but I suppose you have to do what you can with what you’ve got. But you might want to keep in mind that however much you choose to dump on Angelina, or Brad Pitt for that matter, at the end of the day they are still rich, famous, talented, respected, very much in love with each other and raising a family of six beautiful, vibrant children together, Aniston is still a superannuated sitcom hag trying desperately to remain relevant and failing more with each attempt, and you are still a phony, bitter, spiteful, little twerp spewing bullshit all over a blog. Have a nice day.

well what to say, jennifer aniston is a Big fake. why do I say that? well I know it to be true. you see these pics/photos you look at are fake. they are not jennifer aniston. they are of another female. with jennifer anistons face photoshoped onto they body as well as what jennifer is wearing. how do I know this? well i’m that female who she figured she could use. Not no more tho! I am not scared of YOU HE THEM or THEY. you think that you can try to blackmail me HA. I don’t care what you say about me you can put on the web WHATEVER you want! you already have! so what do I have tobe scared of? oh are you going to get me lock up?
call the cops like you do the paps? yeah i’m pretty sure yall called the cops on my ass to help you get started on your why on makeing it look asthough i’m the bad person/crazy person. even gone so far as to putting my fam on the web. mother sister unks yeah! I have NO reason to lie to anyone and that is the truth. I don’t know what else to do. I’ve already called the cops they can’t do **** without legit prof LOL and they look at me like i’m crazy. how fucked up is that ****. humh well thats america for ya we all about the money. who cares if its wrong or right. i’m poor and they got money thats all that counts in this worlds eyes. if you don’t think that what I am saying is not the truth then get at me. i’m Michelle Danielle. oh let me tell you ya boy john mayer and jessica simpson are married and jessica is pregoos with his child. yeah let it be known.

look on the real yall should get at me. because all I can say is that this is BS. look on the real if any of yall on here are lawyers PLEASE get at me! i’m telling you we could when. nobody takes me as telling the truth. so if you are someone who could help me with all of this then forreal I would love you forever no lie GET AT ME. john mayer and jennifer aniston are just the top of the cake of who are involved. I am NOT lieing about any of this. yeah they got a lot of power I know. me I don’t got ****! I need the help can someone please help me? I have some prof like address’s, phone numbers, watch’s that I think really might have some kind of rec.chip in it. coz thats how I belive they got all those voice rec. of my ma and sis and me. I got dates times of when we were together. how would you feel if it were you that was me? and you were trying so hard to fix what they have done to you. I have a paranoid persanalty disorder and john knows this. he knows that I now know what is going on but still he won’t make it stop. he was the one to start all this. I met him first. with some of the comments that I see, to me it seems asthough they are trying their hardest to make me look like some crazy person or better yet wanting me to kill myself. and truth be told its getting hard! on other sites there are some who say they got IP adress’s witch i’m sure they do and used against me. so much more to say GET AT ME if you can help me.
thank you all so very much just for hearing me out. shelly

On the Cover: Tell-Alls Expose Angelina’s Secrets & Lies
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Angelina Jolie is a jealous, cunning liar who schemed to lure Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston, cheated on him with a woman rock star, — and even slept with her own mother’s boyfriend! These are just some of the explosive revelations that could be served up about Hollywood’s most famous mom in two shocking new tell-all books.
In the May 18 issue of Star — on sale today — we have the inside stories about the books about Brad’s baby mama — one to be written by renowned investigative reporter Andrew Morton, the other by Angie’s former bodyguard Mickey Brett — and the revelations they could include paint an unflattering picture of the wild child-turned humanitarian.

One of the shocking claims — detailed in our cover story — that could find its way into one of the books is that a teenage Angelina hooked up with her mother Marcheline’s boyfriend.

“March and her guy had a huge fight, and Angie saw her chance to seduce him,” an insider tells Star. “Angie cried and begged March to forgive her. Of course, March did.”

Morton and his team of researchers are now in LA starting work on his blockbuster. And if he misses any juicy scandals, the ex-bodyguard has his own stories, including her hush-hush liaison with one of the biggest names in rock.

“Mickey the bodyguard knew all about this relationship,” an insider tells Star. “And the details are pretty hot!”

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http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/03/bi tch-snap-out-of-it/

BI ITCH SNAP OUT OF IT!!

Jennifer Aniston couldn’t be any more delusional without being committed against her will to a hospital. People who think they’re Jesus have a better grip on reality than this chick. The Daily Mail says…

…she’s chasing a film role usually reserved for rising young actresses almost half her age.
The star, who rang in her 40th birthday last month, has revealed she has her eyes set on being a Bond girl.
She told Elle magazine: ‘I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles. I’d love to do an action movie. James Bond. Glamour. Daniel Craig. ****-loads of fun.’

I blame crap like Esquire and Vanity Fair for convincing this goblin she was good looking enough to be considered in a class with Halle Berry and Olga Kurylenko. You should only tell Jennifer Aniston she’s good looking if you’re being sarcastic or she cornered you and you’re trying to be polite, in the same way you would tell a Special Olympian he almost made it when he takes a shot in basketball. In reality he ate his shoe and knocked out a counselor with the basketball because he spun around and threw it 900 miles per hour in the wrong direction, but he doesn’t know that. Just pat him on the head and say aww honey you’re doing terrific. The same applies when Jennifer Aniston asks you how she looks.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/03/hahaha-you-suck-jenifer-aniston/

HA HA….YOU SU CK JENNIFER ANISTON!!

does an interview she spends half her time talking about Brad Pitt and how she doesn’t think about Brad Pitt anymore and Brad Pitt was a long time ago and I enjoyed my time with Brad Pitt but that part of my life (the part with Brad Pitt) is over. Brad Pitt. Now I date John Mayer. Hahaha. Marc Malkin from E! says…

A source says that the pair’s on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting Marley & Me. She returned sometime within the last week. “He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” the source said.

There should be a support group for guys in Hollywood who haven’t dumped Jennifer Aniston yet, because that half dozen are outcasts at this point. The list will shrink soon though. This daffy ***** can’t be alone with her (Brad Pitt) thoughts for more than a week. She needs that security blanket 24 hours a day or she’ll lose it, just like me with my Winnie the Pooh when I was nine I mean two.

my bad what I meant to say WAS that jessica had johns baby.

not sure why my comments are in moderation JJ…. let’s not play favourites here to those whiners. if they can dish it out, they should be able to take it also…

correction
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With the world wide web things tend to live for ever and her children could and will run into all these some day.