Jessica Simpson Isn’t Shamu Shy

She looks ridiculous.

Lordy! First of all, she performing at Sea World? Doesn’t the association with whales seem too obvious? But really, she needs to take a long hard look at these pictures and stop living in “I look just fine” land.

omg do u seriously expect jessica simpson to be like “oh **** some ****** named pattycake wants me to be skinny” and then go starve herself. she should be able to do whatever she wants without worrying what people think of her.

I never said anything about her being fat. Just said she looks ridiculous. Which she does. The outfit looks horrid.

OMG….someone help her.

Mika, absolutely, she should be able to so whatever she wants…and look however she wants. But I do believe she is an entertainer who expects people to pay to see her and watch her. She’s the one who choose that outfit to go with those “dance” moves. Poor judgement. Like I said, she needs to take a long hard look at herself and either change her look to a slender young thing or her image to a more mature woman who acts it. One or the other. As an entertainer she needs to consider what others think of her, it’s the biz.

Her supposed $400 million empire is based on the sale of those types of shoes? What gives??

She looks like a.very small person in the dress. She just needs to learn how to choose clothes that flatter her maturing figure. And maybe get a choreographer so she doesn’t look like she’s about to give birth.

Remember when she said people should buy the stuff she endorses because she knows “how to dress to flatter every figure”? She can’t even dress to flatter her own figure. If women buy anything with her name on it, they’ll end up looking like an aging, tubby, truckstop hooker with a beer belly hanging over their too short shorts which they don’t have the legs to be wearing in the first place.

She should have worn a tarp! Cover her up…she’s gross!

its so sad. she is weighty yet her ass is flat as a pancake. smh

I think Jessica Simpson is so pretty and she should eat that big fat taco with no regrets…..just don’t wear the daisy dukes girl!! you dont have to be skinny but you can’t wear those daisy dukes!!!

I think Jessica looks great, and she seems comfortable in her own skin which is clearly more than can be said for the haters!

Jessica Simpson gets a lot of flack for her fluctuating weight and one hand I want to say it’s unfair because we should be sympathetic to the sort of body issues being in Hollywood can engender; however, it’s just too obvious that she crash diets. I mean, literally from week to week this woman appears to be a different person. Such crazy changes can only be the result of DANGEROUS crash diets. It’s obvious that she sips the lemon stuff for a couple of weeks, enjoys the “thin and beautiful” headlines and thin backslides as her body fights starvation. The whole Vanity Fair fiasco was just disgusting…it was obvious that she’d done Atkins or some other crazy diet to be thin…and now, like she was last month (in the infamous “mom jeans”) she’s back to a fuller figure. She should just stop putting herself in danger to be thin. It isn’t healthy AT ALL and it can exacerbate existing issues (see Luther Vandross). But at the same time, she seems to be the only of the Hollyweirders who I can easily say I see this unhealthy trend in. I have to make myself see that Beyonce is just as bad, if not worse. And Rihanna. IBoth these ladies are hailed as setting a standard in Hollywood of the beautiful healthy woman who is proud of her curves, when both of them have admitted to excessive dieting and obviously fluctuate in weight like Jessica. It’s just disgusting. Nicole Richie is a skeleton, people. She’s repugnant , subhuman. Why do we celebrate such decadent behavior?

pic 1: John Mayer doesn’t need to fake a relationship with Aniston when this is his perfect woman.

Not to add to the criticism, but what self-respecting artist performs a non-charity event at Sea World. She is/was just on Vanity Fair looking pretty good, and then she dresses like this and is performing at a fish (water animal) park. At this point I’m thinking this is all intentional, her stylist is putting her in these bad outfits and she’s gorging and losing every other month to remain relevant, or just end up in tabloids.

I’m not hatin’, but I really wish Jessica Simpson had an a**.

her empire is worth $400 million? wow.

i guess that’s why she doesn’t care that she’s let herself go. if i were worth 400 million, i’d retire and probably not give a f$#@ if i gained 15 lbs.

If her empire is worth $400 million, why is she so desperate to be paid in all-she-can-eat Shamu fish snacks in exchange for humiliating herself on stage at Sea World?

She really looks like she is pregnant in those shorts….

I agree with #1 - Jessica started out fresh but has grown into a stupid woman due to her lack of talent.

She looks great! No one should be criticizing her. She looks healthy and happy. :-)

OMG SHE’S PREGNANT? LOOK AT THE WAY HER BELLY IS SHAPED!!!!

She’s a pretty girl, but needs a reality check on that clothing. She could use new management too - she seems talented, but hasn’t been able to create a career path (changing her music too many times). I love the “get ready for greatness”, I think she has a high opinion of herself.

Either she’s preggers or has a big gut.

Either way her legs are still nice.

I don’t care about her outfit what bothers me is her tweet. Whales are not sharks. Whales are not even fish, they are mammals. Sharks and whales are not related in any way. Once again she just makes herself look stupid.

Hope she’s not pregnant. It looks like she’s got a margarita in the picture where she’s eating a platter full of gigantic tacos. She’d be stupid enough to drink alcohol while pregnant, but wouldn’t one of her handlers stop her?

wow she’s big I mean FAT!!!!!!!!!

That is a strange looking woman.

I can’t stand her or her “singing”. BUT I don’t think she’s fat. She is the size of most normal people. No one needs to be a twig like Paris. No wonder young girls have eating disorders if this is considered FAT.

i hate it when she wears daisy dukes
she looks so stupid in them
from the pics, her dancing looks horrible
tbh im surprised she even got that many ppl 2 hear her at the same time =\

a killer whale is not a shark

Poppa Joe pimping out his untalented kid again. Jess will sing at anything. Where’s the artichoke festival this year?
Even Shamu does not want to hear her try to sing. These shoes and outfit are so ugly. I hope these are not in her collection she tries to sell.
In picture 5, Shamu tries to eat Jessica but then in picture 3 she eats him instead.

I didn’t know Shamu could hold a microphone…

which one is jessica and which is shamu??

she’s missing a dance pole

An Orca,or killer whale, is not a shark, it is a mammal. My nephew who is in 2nd grade knows that.. did Jessica even complete grade school?

@barron797:
If i had 400 million I would pay for some lipo and for someone to dress me. She looks atrocious

That is NOT a pregnant stomach. Jessicas stomach is very obviously what is known as a “beer belly”. Anyone who is applauding her for her weight needs to get a brain scan.. weight gained exclusively in the stomach area from to much fatty foods and alcohol is VERY unhealthy, and hard on your heart. Jessica needs professional help. She is definitely not a good example of someone who loves her body, she is abusing her body.

leave her alone she look good

Please stop! No more daisy dukes I just can’t take it anymore; and honey please, squats don’t make your thighs look like that but nice try for blaming how you look on your trainer. You are the only one to blame. but please put some clothes on and keep ‘em there, and someone please burn all her denim shorts!!!

Get ready for greatness, yea! right! get ready for the biggest loser in show business, shamu. Jessica can’t tell if you are a killer whale or a shark. How stupid is that. Like Joan Rivers said in celebrity apprentice, you are a stupid stupid blonde.