OlderSun, 10 May 2009 at 8:25 am
Jessica Simpson Isn’t Shamu Shy
Jessica Simpson pumps up the jams while performing at Sea World in San Antonio, Texas on Saturday (May 9) as part of the park’s “Bud & BBQ” country-music series.
During rehearsals, the 28-year-old country singer wore a navy blue dress but then stripped down to a pair of ‘Daisy Dukes’ cut-off denim shorts for the real deal.
“Going on stage now,” Jess tweeted before her performance. “Get ready for greatness, Shamu.”
After her performance, Ms. Simpson blogged, “Just overcame my fear of sharks by kissing a killer whale.” Pictured below!
15+ pictures inside of Shamu bold Jessica Simpson…
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So she’s comfortable in her own out of shape skin. That doesn’t mean the rest of the world is comfortable at the sight of it being exposed in all its blubbery glory She should show some respect to the public and cover up her unsightly parts.
I’m sure she’s comfortable popping her zits and picking her nose too, it doesn’t mean anyone else wants to see her do that.
Jessica Simpson gets a lot of flack for her fluctuating weight and one hand I want to say it’s unfair because we should be sympathetic to the sort of body issues being in Hollywood can engender; however, it’s just too obvious that she crash diets. I mean, literally from week to week this woman appears to be a different person. Such crazy changes can only be the result of DANGEROUS crash diets. It’s obvious that she sips the lemon stuff for a couple of weeks, enjoys the “thin and beautiful” headlines and thin backslides as her body fights starvation. The whole Vanity Fair fiasco was just disgusting…it was obvious that she’d done Atkins or some other crazy diet to be thin…and now, like she was last month (in the infamous “mom jeans”) she’s back to a fuller figure. She should just stop putting herself in danger to be thin. It isn’t healthy AT ALL and it can exacerbate existing issues (see Luther Vandross). But at the same time, she seems to be the only of the Hollyweirders who I can easily say I see this unhealthy trend in. I have to make myself see that Beyonce is just as bad, if not worse. And Rihanna. IBoth these ladies are hailed as setting a standard in Hollywood of the beautiful healthy woman who is proud of her curves, when both of them have admitted to excessive dieting and obviously fluctuate in weight like Jessica. It’s just disgusting. Nicole Richie is a skeleton, people. She’s repugnant , subhuman. Why do we celebrate such decadent behavior?
No one over 25 should be wearing shorts that short no matter what fitness level, but I have to say, it’s pretty impressive that there isn’t an ounce of cellulite on her legs even with the weight gain!
pic 1: John Mayer doesn’t need to fake a relationship with Aniston when this is his perfect woman.
depressing………loud…….crass………like a transvestite
Not to add to the criticism, but what self-respecting artist performs a non-charity event at Sea World. She is/was just on Vanity Fair looking pretty good, and then she dresses like this and is performing at a fish (water animal) park. At this point I’m thinking this is all intentional, her stylist is putting her in these bad outfits and she’s gorging and losing every other month to remain relevant, or just end up in tabloids.
she looks great, but isn’t very talented
I’m not hatin’, but I really wish Jessica Simpson had an a**.
Her weight is fine but does she not have a mirror at home? Get a stylist if you can’t dress yourself. Horrible!
her empire is worth $400 million? wow.
i guess that’s why she doesn’t care that she’s let herself go. if i were worth 400 million, i’d retire and probably not give a f$#@ if i gained 15 lbs.
Judging by her outfit, Jessica’s empire is marketed to past their prime truckstop hookers. Who would have thought that there were enough of them out there to make this truckstop hooker empire worth 400 million.
If her empire is worth $400 million, why is she so desperate to be paid in all-she-can-eat Shamu fish snacks in exchange for humiliating herself on stage at Sea World?
is that a preggers tummy - looks like it.
She really looks like she is pregnant in those shorts….
dukes of hazzard have been done years ago…but she is still promoting it wearing those stupid daisy dukes
I agree with #1 - Jessica started out fresh but has grown into a stupid woman due to her lack of talent.
She looks like she’s been pregnant for a year now. Shouldn’t she have given birth by now or is she an elephant that gestates for two years?
She looks great! No one should be criticizing her. She looks healthy and happy. :-)
I am sorry but I totally misread your heading. You have dumb and unflattering pics of her showing which I am sure is not a belly and then the heading reading “shamu shy”. When I think of Shamu I think of the whale, which is what you are talking about, but at first glance and interpretation I thought you were calling her a whale. You may want to think before you name your story.
OMG SHE’S PREGNANT? LOOK AT THE WAY HER BELLY IS SHAPED!!!!
I think it says she isn’t Shamu shy because of the photo where she looks like she’s going to lick Shamu.
She’s a pretty girl, but needs a reality check on that clothing. She could use new management too - she seems talented, but hasn’t been able to create a career path (changing her music too many times). I love the “get ready for greatness”, I think she has a high opinion of herself.
Although I find her intensely annoying, I admit she is pretty. But these clothes are horrible. If you go out in public dressed like that, you deserve all the comments that are inevitably going to be made about you.
Either she’s preggers or has a big gut.
Either way her legs are still nice.
She got over her fear of sharks by kissing a whale?? What??
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