OlderSun, 10 May 2009 at 8:25 am
Jessica Simpson Isn’t Shamu Shy
Jessica Simpson pumps up the jams while performing at Sea World in San Antonio, Texas on Saturday (May 9) as part of the park’s “Bud & BBQ” country-music series.
During rehearsals, the 28-year-old country singer wore a navy blue dress but then stripped down to a pair of ‘Daisy Dukes’ cut-off denim shorts for the real deal.
“Going on stage now,” Jess tweeted before her performance. “Get ready for greatness, Shamu.”
After her performance, Ms. Simpson blogged, “Just overcame my fear of sharks by kissing a killer whale.” Pictured below!
15+ pictures inside of Shamu bold Jessica Simpson…
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I don’t care about her outfit what bothers me is her tweet. Whales are not sharks. Whales are not even fish, they are mammals. Sharks and whales are not related in any way. Once again she just makes herself look stupid.
Did anyone else notice how much food was on her plate?
Anyway the girl is in denial regarding her weight gain.
Either lose the weight or dress for your body type!
Her & john mayer are the most annoying performers to watch…all those weird faces and lip movements they make.
Hope she’s not pregnant. It looks like she’s got a margarita in the picture where she’s eating a platter full of gigantic tacos. She’d be stupid enough to drink alcohol while pregnant, but wouldn’t one of her handlers stop her?
i guaranfuzkingtee you she will be dumped by tony romo. he won’t marry her.
wow she’s big I mean FAT!!!!!!!!!
Does she means … she is Shamu?
She should take a break, take care of herself … or she will end up singing in Ocala!
That is a strange looking woman.
@Natasha: I agree. Forget about her weight, what is with the clothes and the weird stances? If I came across pictures of myself looking like this I would be humiliated.
I can’t stand her or her “singing”. BUT I don’t think she’s fat. She is the size of most normal people. No one needs to be a twig like Paris. No wonder young girls have eating disorders if this is considered FAT.
Girls have eating disorders because they don’t want to look like this. She’s got a beer belly.
i hate it when she wears daisy dukes
she looks so stupid in them
from the pics, her dancing looks horrible
tbh im surprised she even got that many ppl 2 hear her at the same time =\
When you’re a divorced, washed up Christian singer/reality star/pop singer/actor/country singer and questionable “designer” you need to reevaluate your life. Banging a football player who sucks at his job, too isn’t so flattering, either. Neither is your creepy pop who knows your bra size and details of your bodily functions! Messica, while I can’t stand you - you’ve actaully made me feel sorry for you. Seriously.
a killer whale is not a shark
gross
Poppa Joe pimping out his untalented kid again. Jess will sing at anything. Where’s the artichoke festival this year?
Even Shamu does not want to hear her try to sing. These shoes and outfit are so ugly. I hope these are not in her collection she tries to sell.
In picture 5, Shamu tries to eat Jessica but then in picture 3 she eats him instead.
First, performing at Sea’s World in Texas. She’s fat and I’ll never spend any money to hear this singer. She’s nothing.
I didn’t know Shamu could hold a microphone…
if u would stop putting pics of her on here, we wouldn’t have to hurt our eyes by looking at her silly pics, yes she’s gotten fat….since the days of “newlyweds”….when she was natural and cute and even likable with nick…….but, she’s gotten sickening…..really full of herself, and has no talent at all……….only made it on her looks, and now that is even gone………she needs to go on the show with stacy london, where they teach u how to dress, and fix your hair……then she should go away!!!!! and ed…how do u know tony isn’t going to marry her??? i dont think so either, but, how do u know?????
which one is jessica and which is shamu??
I think the recession is hitting Jessica too. She obviously has given up consulting a stylist and a professional choreographer.
That is a hideous outfit and hideous moves.
She doesnt even seem able to balance on high heels anymore. Jessica, get your act together !!
she’s missing a dance pole
i can’t even find words to describe this mess…..from shamu references…to the eating huge portions of food pix…..to beer belly/prego gut hanging out of shirt pix…..to tree stump leg pix….to pancake @ss sliding down and out of the back of tacky daisy dukes pix…..to “desperate to add height and decrease apparent size” platforms pix….to what i’m sure was a painful to listen to vocal performance (no audio thank god)…..to….ugh what’s the point? jessica’s life depresses me….it must make her positvely weep….at least i can click off this site…she has to keep living this embarrassment…..
An Orca,or killer whale, is not a shark, it is a mammal. My nephew who is in 2nd grade knows that.. did Jessica even complete grade school?
she is what three months along? she really should stop drinking now.
@barron797:
If i had 400 million I would pay for some lipo and for someone to dress me. She looks atrocious
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