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Jennifer Aniston is a Real Rock Climber

Jennifer Aniston is a Real Rock Climber

Jennifer Aniston wears a shawl to cover herself up after filming a rock climbing scene in her new film The Baster on Monday (May 11) in New York City.

The 40-year-old actress recently had a kissing scene with co-star Jason Bateman. He said, “It felt … It was a good scene, I’ll say that. It was a good scene.”

Although Jason and Jen had been friends “for a long time,” “It’s nice to finally work together,” he told People. “I think we just had one scene in The Break-Up. It’s been a lot of fun.”

10+ pictures inside of Jennifer Aniston as a real rock climber…

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217 Comments

# 1
Puh lease. @ 05/12/2009 at 8:01 am

*BARFS*

# 2

She is turning into a senile old mammy… Poooor Aniston.

# 3
Thing big @ 05/12/2009 at 8:05 am

Lordy Lord. She really needs to just relax and embrace her age. At the same time lay off the tanning, smoking and drinking. Those side photo’s are scary. She looks 8-10 yrs older then she is. It’s catching up to her

# 4

Looks like an Olson twin

# 5

FFS!

Really…?

# 6

whatthe hell is that yellow thing she’s wearing? oh my god..
and the shoes.. real rock climber? yeah my @ss hahaha
she is so stupid lately.. no man, no life, no sense of style…
i hope for her she’ll find someone who loves her to death
and not a fame-***** who wants to eat of her fame….
its still sad.. angie so happy and she so miserable..
life is a *****, but she’s definitely not a pimp

# 7

Sporty Jen! Lovely as always! :D

# 8

whatthe hell is that yellow thing she’s wearing? oh my god..
and the shoes.. real rock climber? yeah my @ss hahaha
she is so stupid lately.. no man, no life, no sense of style…
i hope for her she’ll find someone who loves her to death
and not a fame-***** who wants to eat of her fame….
its still sad.. angie so happy and she so miserable..
life is a *****, but she’s definitely not a pimp
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it’s your comment that is stupid, actually. If you’re not a fan, why do you come to her posts? Since when does a woman need a man to be happy? How do you know she is unhappy? How do you know Jolei is happy? The t ruth is that you have no idea, and you base your stupid comments on the photos that sites like this one post. You should be embarrassed.

# 9

Fairy, what is your problem with what she’s wearing? Saying that she has no sense of style makes no sense, because even if it did look bad (which I don’t think it does), it wouldn’t be up to her. She’s filming a scene, so how she looks is the costumer’s decision.

itstrueagain @ 05/12/2009 at 8:39 am

She’s lookin’ old.

love to see her. love her.

love to see her. love her.

Good body, face so-so. And she is starting to look her age, which is not old, but older looking, she could not pass for under 35 anymore (profile you can really see it).

And I’ve NEVER seen so many pics from a romcom shooting as this movie. Cripes, it’s like they think it’s Oscar worthy material!!! It all looks lame and boring. I much prefer seeing only the odd pics from a movie (like *cough cough* Salt and other NY shoots), but every couple of days for a movie about a turkey insemination??? Overload!! Her PR is actually doing her a diservice because the more you see of Jennifer the less cute she becomes (you realise how plain she is when you see her everday) and it makes the movie look boring (people have seen her entire wardrobe in it before the movie even comes out!)..

Jen’s looking great as usual. I love her sunglasses, are the Tom Ford?

AverageAniston @ 05/12/2009 at 9:37 am

How does one manage to have the body of a 20 year old and face of a 40 year old? I suppose tanning, drinking, smoking, and heartache may be the culprits.

Diet and exercise does a body good.

ciao bella @ 05/12/2009 at 9:43 am

Find it funny that she likely thinks that putting a clip in her hair to tie it back off her face, means she’s she’s trying something different with her hair LOL!! Her style is as boring is that mousy looking hair style and colour.

She’s had the same cut, colour and style for over 10 years, it really has to go. It’s as predictable and boring as she seems to be. After seeing a pic of Charlize Theron the other day, I was thinking that Charlize has changed her hairstyle more in the last year than Jennifer Aniston has in a decade!!

bet @ 05/12/2009 at 8:46 am

hello, i am bet. jen looks great. i love her. she has a great body. i love her. she looks great. she is beautiful. she looks great. she has a great body. i love her. she looks great.

Thank goodness she has a good body (no wonder she keeps working it, she knows it’s her saving grace), because her face is so mannish and not delicate at all. She really needs photoshop to soften her features, because in real life, she often looks harsh.

she is beautiful ! and sucessful!!!
and she honestly looks younger then her age!

aida @ 05/12/2009 at 8:05 am Looks like an Olson twin
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LMFAO!!!!

anonymous @ 05/12/2009 at 9:49 am

Oh look, Jennifer got a new hairstyle, she went to the pharmacy and bought a plastic hairclip and presto, she changed her whole look. She’s so unpredictable and daring and really takes fashion risks, you just got to love someone who is not afraid to throw on a plastic barette to switch it up.

pokeman

becuase i love her. becuase she is great person.

pokeman

pokeman said . hello i hate jennifer anstion . jennifer Aniston is ugly, jennifer Aniston old , jennifer aniston is working . there is nothing you can talk about her bad except to talk about nonsense superficial thing.

pokeman

so you must be devil , to just get frustrated becuase someon said i love her. Devil only get frustrated when the word love comes up.

jenhag is superficial. all you talk about is her how great she looks. she has a great body that’s it. her face is like an old prune. she paid 50,000 to get her hair done and its still looks fcuking the same. this woman is so superficial that’s why all the men dumped her @ss.

Part Olsen twins, mixed it with a little Sarah Jessica Parker plainess, throw in Jay Leno’s chin and an uncanny resemblance to Dustin Hoffman and voila, you have Jennifer Aniston. The most overpraised actress for what amounts to simple, average and plain looks. Yeah, her body is good, but people can’t stare at her body 24/7 when talking to her, they have to look at the face and unless she is posing, face is just meh.

i am the devil. that’s why i hate this old hag b!tch.

old hag will get her @ss kick at the BO this weekend. Angels and Demons, Star Trek, and Wolverine will kick her chin so hard she didn’t even know it was coming. i wonder what excuses will you coming up with when her movie Management tank. i can’t wait.

pokeman

becuase you l

out of 25 comment atleast 16 of the lunatiic talk about her , look the rest of th fan just put a simple comment i love her or some thing simple one word beutifull.

but 16 comment of lunatic a book about jen look, so what are going to say about it. non of them talk about important thing . i am talk about non , nada, zero.

pokeman

time to change the subject , from her look to her . look how stupid you guys are. comparing mangment which cost may be as littel as 2 million doller with moive that cost probably 200 million to make. if you guys compare the moive with that kind of costy moive, she must scare you a lot. .

love her. love her ………………… fantastic woman, great personality, with a lot dignity and grace to follow.

pokeman

anyone hate another human spend most of his time hating is a devil.

bet is lunatic @ 05/12/2009 at 10:26 am

bet
mind your words spelling lol

she looks ready to get physical!..that shoes is cool!..

Good luck Jennifer!..hope this movie will be success..

Waouh!!!

Her lips are completely different if you compare them with this picture

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a total fan @ 05/12/2009 at 10:53 am

bet- you say that out of 25 comment 18 come from lunatics? Well I have a comment to make. Why call us lunatics. From what I can tell as least we venture out of Aniston land. Everyone seems to make other comment on other threads,but you never seem to. We are not lunatics here to tear Aniston down. We are here just like we are at almost all new threads to read and leave a comment. Check the other site and they get just as many good and bad comments too. You just sit and lurk in Aniston threads 24/7 waiting to pounce on the first negative thing said and blame it on J-P fans. Not all people who dislike Aniston are J-P fans, most just simply don’t like Aniston.

Jen is one odd looking woman.

What a masculine looking face. I hear she is superficial, and self absorbed.

plastic surergy addict @ 05/12/2009 at 11:06 am

She’s looking her age , look like an old lady wearing Miley Cyrus dress.

Look at the first picture, sagging cheek and neck skin. that’s the result of over stretching the skin from botox, restylane, and cheek refiller. just give her another year, she ‘ll looking like the twin sister of Joan River.

#39..plastic surergy addict @ 05/12/2009 at 11:06 am

She’s looking her age , look like an old lady wearing Miley Cyrus dress.

Look at the first picture, sagging cheek and neck skin. that’s the result of over stretching the skin from botox, restylane, and cheek refiller. just give her another year, she ‘ll looking like the twin sister of Joan River.
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a total fan @ 05/12/2009 at 11:08 am

Oh, is it just me, did I just notice that all I have to do is place my arrow on Aniston pic and I can go shopping for what she is wearing?

PINK ROSES @ 05/12/2009 at 11:10 am

plastic surergy addict @ 05/12/2009 at 11:06 am

just give her another year, she ‘ll looking like the twin sister of Joan River.
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LMAO

PINK ROSES @ 05/12/2009 at 11:11 am

#41…I noticed that too.

a total fan

i did not go read in every site what other hater sit down and write about other people look. if someonoe site down 24/7 and 7 day in a week and 354 days talk about look and hate someone then i call him/her lunatics.

Chin makes me sick. Talentless fug.

a total fan @ 05/12/2009 at 11:25 am

#44 bet -you need to venture out more. I have never seen anyone else on a single site 24/7, 365 days a year and concentrate all they energy on just one person.

her push up bra really worked. she doesn’t look so manly in here except for those thick legs.

You can’t ever tell the difference between her normal hair and make-up and movie hair and make-up. She is always Jennifer Aniston playing Jennifer Aniston. Boring.

a total fan

i read about other people story , but i am not going to read every blog comment. i am a fan of jen and i am going to comment on her. you are here 24//7 , 354 days in jen thread hating. At what time do you get out of jen thread to hate on others thread ? ha ha ha ha.

Jill and the other lunatic fans of the home wrecker are obsessed with Jenn why so angry ? Why so intimidated ?Is it because your idols haven’t have sex together since 2007 and it shows ? You know you crazy people with no life can bash Jennifer all you want wont change the fact that your scary looking ***** started messing with Jennifer’s husband while he was still married that makes her an unmoral HOME WRECKER WITH NO RESPECT TOWARDS OTHERS .
All the world knows Angelina began a relationship with the cheater while he was still married you can’t change this fact like you won’t change the fact that Jennifer remains to this day the only Ms.Pitt because the unmoral ******* known as Brad Pitt won’t marry his ***** no matter how kids they have and that drives you wild I love it bring it on haters but don’t wine if Jennifer’s fans come to the threads of your idols bashing them because your ass is parked here 24/7 so you can’t say a word .

Jill and the other lunatic fans of the home wrecker are obsessed with Jenn why so angry ? Why so intimidated ?Is it because your idols haven’t had sex together since 2007 and it shows ? You know you crazy people with no life can bash Jennifer all you want wont change the fact that your scary looking ***** started messing with Jennifer’s husband while he was still married that makes her an unmoral HOME WRECKER WITH NO RESPECT TOWARDS OTHERS .
All the world knows Angelina began a relationship with the cheater while he was still married you can’t change this fact like you won’t change the fact that Jennifer remains to this day the only Ms.Pitt because the unmoral ******* known as Brad Pitt won’t marry his ***** no matter how kids they have and that drives you wild I love it bring it on haters but don’t wine if Jennifer’s fans come to the threads of your idols bashing them because your ass is parked here 24/7 so you can’t say a word .

a total fan @ 05/12/2009 at 11:48 am

bet -I just did and left messeges else where. And like I said before I have never HATED on anyone. If I don’t like their outfit I will say so ,its the outfit not the person, If i don’t think I will like their movies I will say so, its not the person just the movie ( I don’t like rom-com no matter who made it). And check the time frame on my comments I am not here 24/7. bet-sometimes I really worry for you.

a total fan

yea you just left a message, but you run back to your favority hating place jen. did you take a littel break from your favority hating place jen. waaawaaawaaa

a total fan

worry for yourself . waaawaaawaaa

a total fan @ 05/12/2009 at 12:00 pm

lol- I could care less if Pitt marries Jolie. Their relationship seems to be working.

I was a Jolie fan before Pitt and will be one after.

Jolie was a mother before Pitt and will be one after.
Jolie was a humanitarin and will be one even if Pitt is not around.
Jolie had hit movies before Pitt and will continue to do so if he leaves.

Whether they slept together before the divorce, whether they will ever marry, whether they stay together, if they sleep in seperate bedroom. No one knows. And who really cares.The fact remains that Jolie is Jolie with or without Pitt. You obsess more about her life than Jolie fans do. How else would you have so much information on her. I don’t even know half of the stuff Aniston fans seem to think they know about the J-P clan. But I guess if I spend all my time reading tabloids I would

lol @ 05/12/2009 at 11:45 am Jill and the other lunatic fans of the home wrecker are obsessed with Jenn why so angry ? Why so intimidated ?Is it because your idols haven’t had sex together since 2007 and it shows ? You know you crazy people with no life can bash Jennifer all you want wont change the fact that your scary looking ***** started messing with Jennifer’s husband while he was still married that makes her an unmoral HOME WRECKER WITH NO RESPECT TOWARDS OTHERS .
All the world knows Angelina began a relationship with the cheater while he was still married you can’t change this fact like you won’t change the fact that Jennifer remains to this day the only Ms.Pitt because the unmoral ******* known as Brad Pitt won’t marry his ***** no matter how kids they have and that drives you wild I love it bring it on haters but don’t wine if Jennifer’s fans come to the threads of your idols bashing them because your ass is parked here 24/7 so you can’t say a word .
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I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!!!!

a total fan

you mean lora craft. after lara craft after lora craft. i am sure you are a fan of tight pant suit lora craft , after lora craft. how fun what happen at last it was bombing do you fans get tired of the tight pant suit.

anyways if you guys start about the two people here it wil be non stop. i do not know why the other person start it in the first place.

a total fan

if you guys love so much a moms, why do’nt be on Octomom thread . she has a lot of them actually taking care of them by herself with littel money,

Blah Blah Blah…..she’s a hag!!!!! Old….dried up hag!!!! :) :)

Jen is a loser. Men hit it and leave it. LOSER.

Stupid, horrible Jennifer Aniston, I hate her…it was all perfect between Brad and Angie, and it’s not Angie’s problem that this stupid aniston is a looser in love…aniston just now pretends to be soo poor and lonely so everyone will love her and hate Angie..but the fact is that it’s not Angie, why Brad left jennifer it was anistons fault ,too because if he loved her that much he would never dumped her…. and now when problems in relationship between Brad and Angie occurred, he just wanted to talk to her ask advice, and she is now saying a lie telling everyone that he is desperate to get back to her, because thats a mislead information..and because of this now Angie is angry of Brad and jennifer is just pretending to be good innocent and poor thing…. Angelina and Brad are perfect together, he is sex symbol, and she is talented , gives everything she can to charity, beautiful etc …and jen is…hmmm well, all her movies are boring… yeah may be they look good as a couple with Brad , but why she is interfering with Brads relationship with Angie….aaaarrrr that’s just making me crazy..why she is destroying their perfect life and their children’s life esp biological , because they need a real father Brad to be close…! right now I wanna just punch jennifer so hard and ask her what the f@@ck she is doing….

The 40-year-old actress recently had a kissing scene with co-star Jason Bateman. He said, “It felt … It was a good scene, I’ll say that. It was a good scene.”
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Sounds like he’s trying to be diplomatic. He’s such a gentleman. He said the scene was good, not the kiss.

Is her hairdresser on holiday??? She can’t help how she looks facially but that is not her ‘natural’ body weight. Expect she eats next to nothing hoping her bordeline anorexic figure will keep her in the press. In the end that will be her undoing; her face will look collapsed & skeletal by the time she’s 50.

Lady Croft @ 05/12/2009 at 2:08 pm

Jaye, I was just going to say the same thing. He couldn’t even lie so he goes with the safe way. “It was a good scene”. nice save Jason.

As a genuine, calloused fingers rock climber I can state that I have never seen any climber dressed like that!!!

The shoes are for fashion, not climbing
The shorts would get caught on holds indoors/rock outdoors

Fire the stylist for this movie!

Lady Croft @ 05/12/2009 at 2:49 pm

Sher, do you honestly expect Granniston to wear anything that is not fashionable? She is the QUEEN OF SUPERFICIAL ! No way! Would she let anyone put her in anything that doesn’t make her look young or cute. Dare they try and get fired like the guy from Rumor Has It.

Megan fox rocks @ 05/12/2009 at 3:14 pm

i will always love her , she’s so cute

The Maxim Magazine’s 2009 Hot 100 list is out and drum roll please….. Jen is NOT on the list!!! WTF? You mean, her cover on GQ recently did not land her a spot? Damn, I’d pissed. All that self promotion for nothing, nil, nada, the big goose egg. Jen should fire Huvane for not doing his job right. But then with Jen long chin and manly face, all the surgeries in the world can’t even touch it. Ha Ha!!!

a total fan @ 05/12/2009 at 4:07 pm

Wow, Jolie made the list. Here lately she had been making the Sexiest Mommy lists. But it goes to proof that you can be a mom and still be sexy.

This is not Jennifer’s outfit she wore that for a scene of her movie
she is a really fashionable lady actually one of the best dressed
woman in Hollywood and you know it .

not much 2 say really,it’s not her fault those r some ugly clothes
i do gotta say her legs look like the have a nice tone 2 them =]

more pics of jen!!! I think she looks good…. and the people who is bashing her outfit… it wasn’t her choice, you know? I t is from the movie. But we all know that no matter what she wears, it will never be good enough for you guys…oh well…

Thanks for the pictures jared!

pokeman @ 05/12/2009 at 10:00 am
“i wonder what excuses will you coming up with when her movie Management tank. i can’t wait.”
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“Management” is a low budget indie movie… i have no doubt it will make a lot less compared to “Angels&Demons” and “Star Trek”…can’t compare those…
FYI, Management is currently rated on Rotten Tomatoes as 90% fresh. Angels & Demons has a 54%.

love her and will always love her

GET A LIFE HATERS!!! @ 05/12/2009 at 5:17 pm

JILL IS PROBABLY JOLIE!
WHY RHYMES WITH HO ANGELINA OH NO. HAHAHAHAHA
NEVER LIKED ANGELINA AND NEVER WILL.

GET A LIFE HATERS!!! @ 05/12/2009 at 5:23 pm

OK MEANT ‘WHAT’ RHYMES WITH JOLIE …

love her body @ 05/12/2009 at 5:24 pm

damn she is fine for her age.

chin can't act @ 05/12/2009 at 6:53 pm

laura2 @ 05/12/2009 at 5:11 pm

who give a sh!t about low budget. the movie will tank. low budget for low class people like SHE-MAN

a total fan @ 05/12/2009 at 7:21 pm

Why would they release Managment along with Angle and Demons and Star Trek?

BRAD still loves her @ 05/12/2009 at 7:31 pm

He gets drunk to forget he is with Angie & call Jens all night long. He keeps his lotion & a tissue close by when he calls her

VICTORIA # 1 @ 05/12/2009 at 7:31 pm

Jennifer has always looked a little older than her age, but is pretty.
If you look real close in the pictures of her hands, her fingers seem to have arthritis in them. Several years ago, they were straighter and smoother, but now, they seem bumpier, and joints look swollen.
Maybe it is just me. I feel sorry for her, and wish Jen would find someone who would love her, for just HER. And not USE her.
After the damage her mother has done over the years, I doubt she will ever trust anyone, male or female ( except Courtney Cox ), ever again.

VICTORIA # 1 @ 05/12/2009 at 7:31 pm

Jennifer has always looked a little older than her age, but is pretty.
If you look real close in the pictures of her hands, her fingers seem to have arthritis in them. Several years ago, they were straighter and smoother, but now, they seem bumpier, and joints look swollen.
Maybe it is just me. I feel sorry for her, and wish Jen would find someone who would love her, for just HER. And not USE her.
After the damage her mother has done over the years, I doubt she will ever trust anyone, male or female ( except Courtney Cox ), ever again.

Lady Grey @ 05/12/2009 at 7:38 pm

She’s awesome, cute and lovely.

@lol:

Jenho Anuston does not have a husband, he dumped her pathetic @ss.

Brad Pitt does not have to marry Angelina, he has more with Angelina that he ever had in the years he spent with Jenho Anuston.

He will always be in Angelina’s life, when was the last time he saw Jenh? Oh yeah, when they both were laughing at Jenho , at the Oscars.

@BRAD still loves her:

When was the last time Brad mentioned Jenho name? It seems it is Jenho, who is still in love with Brad, since she can not stop talking about him.

But gues what Brad is with the love of his life, Angelina. Who is Jenho with? Nobody wants her pathetic @ss.

Lady Croft @ 05/12/2009 at 7:59 pm

Boy, you LOONIFERS are really stupid! It is not flattering to describe a 40yr.old as “CUTE”. Then again, how do you describe a child who is stuck in an old hag’s body? Can’t say much for a hair flipping bimbo with no substance! As Bet would put it. “she is so cutey!” hehehhehe

The hatred comes from Jen fans and how the hell can you love somebody you dont even know, hasn’t anyone ever taught you that Idolatry is very wrong also. You act like your committing some good act just cause you like Jennifer Aniston. Its also wrong to judge people the way the jen fans keep judging Brad and Angie. And if you find this woman beautiful you have a very low standard of what beauty is.

Turning out another pitiful movie. That’s why she needs a **** load of pathetic pr tricks and some mentally ill fans like Bet.

off the subject @ 05/12/2009 at 8:30 pm

My only issue about this thing is if Michael JOrdan, Tom Hanks, Jennifer Lopez, JOhn Lennon Tori Spelling and SEVERAL OTHERS. Have all been guilty of adultrey. HOw come Jen FAns aren’t out attacking them? Why aren’t you people on their blogs calling them names. Why do people act like Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are the first 2 human beings to ever get divorced. I think her fans are all a bunch of hypocrites and I bet they have family members guilty of adultrey too. You guys are just mad cause Jen no longer has a famous A list husband to Make HER look good! Her down fall has begun so just deal with it.

love those tom fords…

@off the subject:

The Jenretards are mad because Anuston does not have anything to make her look good.

Her life is a train wreck, she is the laughing stock of Hollywood, nobody is knocking down her door to date her. Huvane is reduced to putting her with any man, just to make her seem interesting.

We know, when she does show up with a man, Anuston had to pay him to fake date her.

Jennifer is a big loser, no man, no babies, no Oscar , not much of a life. Just a sad, lonely, pathetic, lost human being.

Hey, fans of my ex. I traded up to a real woman and left behind the fame hungry, neurotic, self centred woman I wasted too many years with.

This broad’s no rock climber but she sure is a fame humper.

She’s list challenged. She made no mother’s day list for hotness, cuz we know she ain’t a mother, she never made Time’s 100 MI, she never made any publication’s MB list, and she never even made the ‘hot’ list for Maxim after stripping to p*mp a dog flick.

She just doesn’t rate except in the eyes of her two fans, bet and Ellie. Oh, yeah, and the article re the HW mogul who said she should leave town cause she can’t carry a movie. So she’s alone, childless and producing her lame movies that she will have a hell of a time getting distributed.

Oh, yeah and guys just want to hit it and quit it. Yep, she’s a bangin’ broad for a class A loser.

She does have one thing going for her, Brad Pitt dumped her pathetic @ss. This is Jennifer’s CLAIM TO FAME, to be dumped by Brad Pitt for Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer should fall down at Angelina’s feet and kiss them. If Angelina was not with Brad Pitt at this time, no one would give a sh!t about Jennifer. She would have faded from the scene, like the rest of the Friend’s stars.

Hey Jared thanks again, you the best ever.. Just happened to go on the site and there’s Jen again. I love seeing her pics.. Can’t wait till the movies..

Hey Jared thanks again, you the best ever.. Just happened to go on the site and there’s Jen again. I love seeing her pics.. Can’t wait till the movies..

@ dawne,
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I want to welcome you to Jen’s thread. I’am a fan of Jen’s. You must like her, just a little,because you are here on her threads more than me.
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Jen’s Distributor for Management is Samuel Goldwyn Films. Brand New Day (aka “Travelling”) Distributor Universal Pictures. Those
Distributor’s are pretty good.

@dawne:
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thank you I see I see your loving me too. your always mention our names Bet & I , D am now stalking all 3 of us.. Thanks sweetie..

off the subject

Jen fans does not give a F about bragnlina, the problem is branglina fans care too much and obesessed too about jen and they do not even know it, they ask question while parking thier ass on jen thread and talkin about her day and night. asking question about 5 years ago crap?. so get over yourself , the problem is you lunatics not us.example you, wh you are here?

Hi ellie’ dear,
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I’am glad you are on here. It is hard to catch up with you. Jen looks good. She is dressed ,the way the costume people want her to be.
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ellie’ there is a thread on Jen on X-17.

Jen is what? @ 05/12/2009 at 9:32 pm

Gee do you REALLY hate her? damn! Yeah Yeah and you also wish at 40 you had that body AND face.
Get real. btw her last 2 movies made more then Jolie, and that must kill you, I bet. never seen such hate in MY life! Sick people.

Hi bet,
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I agree with your post #101.Good for you,bet!

angie is also fliming @ 05/12/2009 at 9:33 pm

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa even putting down what she’s wearing, for a SCENE IN A FLIM! what idiots! I am sick and tired of seeing Angie on that stupid motor bike in a coat and stupid back pack, so there!

jade

hi jade , thank you. those lunatic are insane.

Hi sweet jade
How are you doing? I’m here with my Dad in L. I. new york..actually we were out the whole day . I love my pops so much I tell him hes my handsome buckeroo. .
I just wrote to dawne also as you see she loving me to like our beautiful Jen.. Jade they all live on here more then us, I absolutely adore Jen , But I think there really loving her..they say the same ole stupid crap over and over there BORNING me..
I’ll be around I’m gonna go hang with my sis for a bit..

@jade
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Hi sweet jade
I’ll go check it out. I was glad to see you on too.
That Bet has been giving some really great comments. i have to write her and tell her.. Jared has been so good to us, Just amazing I love seeing Jen just about everyday.. Just loving Jared….

POOR FUGLY JEN @ 05/12/2009 at 9:49 pm

lurking @ 05/12/2009 at 4:44 pm

The Maxim Magazine’s 2009 Hot 100 list is out and drum roll please….. Jen is NOT on the list!!! WTF? You mean, her cover on GQ recently did not land her a spot? Damn, I’d pissed. All that self promotion for nothing, nil, nada, the big goose egg. Jen should fire Huvane for not doing his job right. But then with Jen long chin and manly face, all the surgeries in the world can’t even touch it.
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Jenhag is NOT on Time 100 most influential list, NOT on People 100 most beautiful list, NOT on The Maxim hot 100 list. I am shocked, The world is shocked. NOT. rotflmao.

@bet:
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Hi my friend Bet
Great job girl … totally agree. I know they think we care about those people and we don’t. They really like Jen better they can’t leave..

@POOR FUGLY JEN:

LOL, you mean Jenho did not make the most beautiful list. She made a fool of herself, by getting buck naked for nothing. Poor, pathetic Jenho Anuston.

You two hags don’t really believe that everyone loves Jen. If you do I suggest a trip to a doctor, straight away. Loads of people can’t stand her and not all are Brange fans, but you keep telling yourself that!!!!!
LUNATICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jen would be humiliated to have fans like you two!!!

BET- A total fan was not rude to you, just stating her opinion, but as usual your reponse was gibberish and nasty. I on the other hand will be rude YOU are the most ignorant, illiterate, hateful poster that i have seen!!!!!!!!!! Jen SUX

I saw an excuse from one of only two Jenfans already about the failure of JA movie! Too Funny!! It not even out yet and jenhens already with the excuses!!!

Jen is a whore @ 05/12/2009 at 10:02 pm

I just love telling everyone what a disgusting piece of filth, Anuston is. People are begining to take note of what a fake and a fraud Jen is.

I will continue to call out, Jennifer for what she is, A PATHETIC LOSER.

ellie

my freinds. thank you we all do good job in let thing those lunatic who they are.

sam

Anglnia if it was not for her habit of banging costars on the set, she would be making lara craft five with tight pants suit while it is bombing. ha ha

Jen is a whore @ 05/12/2009 at 10:15 pm

@bet:

I want to thank Jared for putting up daily pictures of Jenho. Looking at this stupid clown makes my day.

She is still ugly, stupid looking, manly looking and pathetic.

Keep the pictures coming , Jared. I bet John Mayer laugh his butt off, every time he sees Jenho. I bet Brad Pitt laugh his butt , also. LOL

@bet:

That is all men do to Jenho, bang her and leave her. That is all men want from her. They hit it once, find out it’s nasty , and do not go back for seconds.

That is why Jenho is all alone, nobody wants her.

@bet:
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I think there all Jil* LOL That’s the lunatic that I know…

ellie’

i think so too.

bet @ 05/12/2009 at 9:27 pm
jade @ 05/12/2009 at 9:33 pm

you both STFU you fcuking liar. you trolls trash brangelina on their threads. you lunatic trolls park on brangelina’s thread as well. next time when there’s brangelina thread i will pick out all the posts from old hag’s fans who trashs brangelina and shove it up you fcucking lying @ss.

Hi ellie’ dear,

I ‘am glad you are spending time with your family. Did you check out
X17? I read the same thing two other places. What do you think about it?

Yes ellie’,Bet does good and so do you.

bet @ 05/12/2009 at 10:13 pm

at least men love to bang angie. no men want to bang your old hag. they bang her once and ran the other way….fast. Because her ugly long chin scare the sh!t out of them. everyone of them left her as soon as they screwed her.

@ellie’:

Why don’t you defend your idol and stop attacking other posters for their opinions. It seems the only defense the Jenretards have is to try to shame us , into not talking about Jenho.

It is not working, we will continue to OUT, pathetic, lonely Jenho.

If Jenho Anuston is so great, you would have more to say about her, than ” How good she looks”. that is all I hear.

The woman is 40 years old and all anyone can say about her is , ” she looks good for 40,” this is very shallow thinking.

pokeman

no the liar is you. we do not go to your idols thread, why in the earth you go the thread YOU CAN NOT STAND. I CAN NOT STAND THEM , I WILL VOMIT WHEN I SEE THIER NAME. unless the thread has to do with both jen and vomit name.in here when you guys bring them i do not have a choice except to counter attack, but usually i defend jen. .

Pokeman.
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I do not post on Brad and Angelina’s thread,as I’am not interested in
them. I have been accused of this in the past by mimi. Jill set mimi
straight on that. You can knock yourself out looking up posts. I did
not post them.

you do go on brangelina’s thread. you change your name when you are on brangelina’s so stop lying. unlike you i don’t change my name. when i am bore i come on here to bash the sh!t out of this old prune. also, you do have a choice. everybody have a choice. your choice is just to ignore it. i have a choice to ignore you when you trash angie but i don’t want to. good bye dear. the devil is leaving. devil will come back to tomorrow.

pokeman,
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I do not go there.There must be another jade,that goes there. I don’t waste my time,on people’s threads that I don’t care about.

pokeman

that is why we call you lunatic. why in the earth we chang ower name? is there a law that we can not use ower name, if we go to vomit thread. i said to you i can not stand them. i vomit when is see their name , seriously i vomit. imagin staying in vomit thread, i can even able to handle even one second to read your nonsens vomit comment in ther thread .imagin staying there,i would be sick every day. that is an imaginable.

YOU STUPID PERSON Of course you and Ellie can change names you ignorant, hateful bi*ch! See the box where it says “Name” all you do is delete BET and write Stupid there and that can be your new name. How could you poss not know that!!! Once again Jen would be humiliated to have you as a fan!!!!!

teds

you love us very much. but no thanks we do not want to come to your vomit thread.

When I go into a thread about whoever I like, I certainly do not expect every-one to agree with me. And I would not waste my time addressing each person, calling them names and trying to get them to change their minds. It says “Comment and Share” It does not say
“Only enter this thread if you have nice things to say”. Say what you want but leave others to their own opinions!!!!

mylifeisfantasy

this kind of post make you lunatic real lunatics. nonsense and dumb post . usless post.

BET You hateful person. I did not mention any person, YOU did and ALWAYS DO. You are an obsessed luantci(lunatic)You are obsessed with BP&AJ you just can’t admit it.
Does that sound DUMB, cause that’s what you and the only other fan resort to every time!!!

mylifeisafantasy @ 05/12/2009 at 11:22 pm

Glad you enjoyed it.

Teds

you badly want me to be interested on your idols, i am not interested. i love my jen. love her ………………

BET-I don’t believe it, but we both agree that “my lifeisafantasy”is a lunatic, who needs to see a doc ASAp. What a dumb post

Teds

lifeisafantasy is one of your group, you can read the post smell lunatics of the two fans from far away.

I would not wish your sort of worship on any celebrity and esp not BP/AJ and , I like them, but i do not call posters lunatics who don’t. i
understand that not everybody likes them. SO why can’t you acknowledge that not everyone likes JA and not b/c of AJ. Don’t write back gibberish pls, am trying to be sensible.

#132 You disgusting perv. Talking about a toddlers future drug use?
What sort of person are you? Wish all bad things to you soon!!!!!

ted

yes you are right. but for sure TEDS, JILL, Mimi, sam etc a lot of them who sleep and poop on jen thread are Bragnlina fans for sure. i am talking lunatics of you guys. Good night lunatics.

BET-Reread the post #132 It says horrible things about Jen & a toddler. This freak is no fan of ANY-ONE. I do not understand how you don’t get that!!

You are so warped with worship that you can’t even read a post and get it rite. As TEDS said #132 said awful things about Jen and Ange and a 3 year little girl. And you think this freak is a Brangelina fan?IT is obviously a disturbed person, who does not like even themselves.

bet @ 05/12/2009 at 11:31 pm
Teds
lifeisafantasy is one of your group
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No, bet, she’s a Loonifer. Are you really that stupid??
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Your group are the people who posted messages hoping the J-P twins die and Z gets raped by a psychopath. These are the kind of people you are associated with.

Jill, How could any-one, except BET, think that, that awful post could be from a BP/AJ fan or a Jenhen. She said earlier that you,(#143)Mimi, sam and i had been posting lunatic stuff. Only prob, none of you posted except me. I even made the mistake in talking to her as normal, but of course, i am just luantci and should not have bothered!!

Also Ellie accused you at #120 of posting under diff name, when it was Pokemon!! They can’t seem to accept that more than two people can’t stand Aniston!

Lady Croft @ 05/13/2009 at 2:26 am

Are we surprised that neither Bet or Ellie is enraged over “mylifeisafantasy” comments? Of course not! Bet is too busy fighting “lunatics” who doesn’t think Jennipoop isn’t a cutey! Bi-polar Ellie is too busy accusing everyone of being Jill! These two clowns are the only reason why anyone post a comment in this boring bish thread. They are the biggest JOKE! just like thier idol. love it!

I think life is a fantasy is just being sarcastic he’s probably just mocking all the made up stories from the tabloids. Or he’s mocking all the Jen fans because they seem to make up outrageous lies all the time. I bet all the whacky Jen fans would like to believe what he wrote though.

Lady Croft @ 05/13/2009 at 2:50 am

Regardless, talking about a child like that is not something mentally stable adults would do. Sorry, I don’t find any humor in that at all. It’s rather disgusting! Actually feeding into the LOONIFER’S fantasy.

Jen Jen Jen …. please change your hairstyle, the “rachel” look is outdated!!!!

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Bet , Jade and ellie is the BIGGEST liars just like their employeer
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And……..@bet:

Queen Elizabeth the 2nd is my Mother….. LOLLOL

Jen The Hag @ 05/13/2009 at 5:21 am

Jen is what? @ 05/12/2009 at 9:32 pm Gee do you REALLY hate her? damn! Yeah Yeah and you also wish at 40 you had that body AND face.
Get real. btw her last 2 movies made more then Jolie, and that must kill you, I bet. never seen such hate in MY life! Sick people.
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Jen movie gross more than Angelina’s where in the world have you been lately?? Angelina’s movie in 2008 earned her 1.2 billion that is the life time gross of Jennifer Aniston’s movies. Braindead hag like you always wants to rewrite facts jeezz you can easily google their box office numbers and the real number will come out. Why do you think Angelina is second to Will Smith on the Survey of the MOST BANKABLE STAR in Hollywood and Maniston is # 55 ?? Do you think you can process that fact???

she doesn’t even remotely resemble a climber in these shots, but i guess it’s the movie stylists fault. post pictures of her actually climbing a rock and then we’ll talk.

To this day, I am still jumping for joy from happiness….
I am so HAPPY and so GLAD Brad Pitt find His GREATEST love .. Angelina Jolie.. and DUMP that neurotic RACHEL GREEN from that rom-com “Friends”…. please look at MOE M-****-ton!
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the most PERFECT COUPLE in HW!
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LONG LIVE The JOLIE-PITT for ever and ever and FOREVER!!!
Thank you Brad Pitt for DUMPING Chinnifer the MANiston.

@Jill:
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there you go again… you do it you A S S boy you love bringing that sh it up , your the pervert , you said it b/c your frucking crazy girl. you love to fight.. you a PIG you got it Ji** a PIG ..

@jade:
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Hi sweet jade
I’ve been reading it for awhile I think its all true , or somethings going on big….

Jill
@SAM:
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Ji++ Ho why don’t you just leave.. we got it you hate Jen and thats fine.
Your the crazy bi +ch & everyone knows it. Don’t dare call Bet stupid anymore she has more dignity and common sense that you’ll ever have..Leave go to your favorite site , or is it??

@Jen The Hag:
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who cares who cares , people like a woman who supposedly is into humanitarian and just a can only make a violet killing movies.. That says a lot ..You can keep it , I love comedies.. we have a enough violence in this world already we don’t need to see it in the movies, I watch it on T.V . and read it in the papers, Hey thats life and I personally won’t pay a dime with anyone who does violent movies…

@pokeman:
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We don’t trash Angie you all do, thats your excuse for being here, can’t stay away from Jen can you?

Hey I had to catch up my friends. fell a sleep ..

jade @ 05/12/2009 at 10:43 pm

my post wasn’t directed at you. it was directed at bet. sorry if I offended you.

ellie’ @ 05/13/2009 at 8:16 am

yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. you defend yours we defend ours. you trash our idol we trash yours. simple as that. stop lying.

ellie’ is Huvane loyalemployee

Amen to that. while old hag still couldn’t get anyone. sad, so sad. but not to worry she has her yoga, sun bathing, dogs, and her friends. none of these will get her laid. old hag will probably hire a male or female postitute when she needs it.

ella is muy bonita

This baster bomb will sink faster and deeper than the Titanic. Probably rest on the ocean’s bottom right on top of Mismanagement. Now SALT, that will be a blockbuster with HW’s #1 actress…………ANGELINA JOLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hollywood’s Queen of Everything.

Bet and Ellie: Yeah, I love coming here to spread a little love like you do posting under many names on JP’s threads.

Aniston and Kate Gosselin should become fast friends, both control freaks, vain, controlling and fame humping freaks. Live on in your delusions. Your idol’s career is over and what else does she have……………SQUAT.

dawne @ 05/13/2009 at 10:46 am This baster bomb will sink faster and deeper than the Titanic. Probably rest on the ocean’s bottom right on top of Mismanagement. Now SALT, that will be a blockbuster with HW’s #1 actress…………ANGELINA JOLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hollywood’s Queen of Everything.

Bet and Ellie: Yeah, I love coming here to spread a little love like you do posting under many names on JP’s threads.

Aniston and Kate Gosselin should become fast friends, both control freaks, vain, controlling and fame humping freaks. Live on in your delusions. Your idol’s career is over and what else does she have……………SQUAT.

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Bet and Ellie should recruit more maniston fans to watch the misManagement this weekend. This movie is dead on arrival. It’s competing with Angels and Demons, Star trek, Wolverine and the brothers bloom and left over Obsessed, 17 again and ….
Let’s see how this movie will bomb with her in the lead, no dog to hide and no big stars assembled….

a total fan @ 05/13/2009 at 10:59 am

She will always be pitted (not pun intended) to Jolie.
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Rock climbing like Jane Smith
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Her next project “Bounty Hunter:” Is already being compared to M&MS where a husband is hired to go after his wife.
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And she has “The Divorce” in the works.
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Why does Aniston make it so easy for people to talk so badly about her?

lurking , pokemna, whatever yournames are

you are still on me. even i am gone you talk about me. i did not make you sleep. ha ha ha. i love when haters become misearble.

love jen.

@pokeman:
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Aaahhh poor BABY you didn’t direct it to Jade your full of sh it… AAHHH I’m so sorry Jade, your so sweet sweetie..
and don’t direct anything wrong to Bet or myself either , we don’t go on a site where we don’t care for some actors , as your addiction is here directed at Jennifer Aniston for no reason..

ellie

i have diginity,not more diginity than lunatic. and i do not care people i do not know call me stupid.

Elle’

forget about pokeman, let her blab. her blab will not change anything.
she love to hate. that is her breakfast, her lunch and dinner.

we love jen.

love jen , she is the best.

lurking

she kick ass before , that is enogh to proof for you lunatics. ha ha

Sweet jade
@jade:
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Sweet Jade
They talk out of there a s s.. You know they just love Jen there so interested in someone they hate.. Does that make sence to be even on here with such a nice woman who’s always happy loving and beautiful and talented. What the hell did Jen ever do wrong but being such a loving woman and caring and a smile to make another one smile..

@bet:
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Hi my friend bet
There lunatics and there all JiL+ b/c no one can hate Jen for no reason..Shes an Angel..Your right we have to start ignoring these morons speak among ourselves..
Bet did you see the pictures of baby Harlow Nichole’s baby, shes so adorable I love her face…

Hey, there are new pictures of fugly Jen wearing a fedora hat yesterday and JJ did not post it. WTF? I’m disappointed in you JJ, you should update every hour, every day of fugly Jen where abouts. Bet and Ellie need to know so their lives can be meaningful to see their idol still have pointy chin, ugly hair and leather skins. Please JJ post it please!!!!!!!!!!

ellie

i saw it she is adorable. l love the way they dress her up.

@a total fan:
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Why is that?

@lurking:
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They will be here , no doubt about it.. silly one..
Love ya Jared your the best…

a total fan @ 05/13/2009 at 12:05 pm

#178. I don’t like to go into too much details this is about a post about Jolie’s lawyer but if you must know. For property there is alot to do before you sign on the dotted line when it comes to buying property. Yeah kind of shoots down all the ugly stuff you could have come up with for me having a lawyer, right?

lurking

are you frustrated you can not see your idols a lot lately, their is a rumor they are caputa . what happen to thier life connected to thier hips and butt? ha ha ha.

lurk

i can see your face getting red, i am jocking, calm down, ha.

I’M ON MY WAY HOME, OH HOW I’M GONNA MISS MY POPS..
WELL I SEE MY DAD ALL THE TIME LOVE HIM TO MUCH..AND MY SISTERS..

@bet:
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Hey bet I see it tooooo!!!!!!

bet @ 05/13/2009 at 11:10 am

dumb bet. my post was from this morning. i got really bored answering you dumb b!tch last night so I save it until this morning. i don’t give it sh!t if you are gone today, tomorrow, or forever i hope.

To all you people that bash Jen, for no reason,with your hateful comments:
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There is going to be a heartbreaking documentary on this Friday night,
on NBC,of the beautiful Farrah Fawcett.She is dying. X17 has part of
the video,it is very sad.
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Life is too short,people. Please don’t hate.

ellie’ @ 05/13/2009 at 11:12 am

again, i didn’t directed my post to jade whether you believe it or not. i don’t care. initially, i was ONLY directing at bet but since you butt in my post is directed to you as well.

bet @ 05/13/2009 at 11:20 am

you didn’t mention snack.

bet & ellie @ 05/13/2009 at 1:35 pm

jade @ 05/13/2009 at 1:24 pm

too bad that’s not jen. she should be the one to have cancer.

bet @ 05/13/2009 at 12:07 pm

there’s a rumor that chin so long is a lesbian. that’s why she couldn’t keep any men.

Lady Croft @ 05/13/2009 at 1:54 pm

Bi-polar Ellie, you say there are too many voilence in this world.
You hate watching violent action movies. Didn’t you mention one time that you have a daughter fighting in the war? Why in the world would you allow your daughter to be a part of such violence? Oh yeah, imaginary Jesse was only created so you can garner some sympathy from Jill. You sure live up to your name bi-polar Ellie! oh and please make sure you have a wonnnnnnderful day!

a total fan @ 05/13/2009 at 2:18 pm

#186 Why direct this to people that bash Aniston. Its Aniston fans that wish the worst on J-P and their children.

Lady Croft @ 05/13/2009 at 2:21 pm

oops…violence not voilence. Since this is the only source of education Bet gets in here. I figured, I better fix the spelling before she runs with it. Passing the GED test might be one of the requirements for being a mail order bride. I cannot have it on my conscience. If she copied the wrong spelling and failed! Then, her wife collecting husband would have to ship her illiterate as$ back for a much HOTTER, YOUNGER, SMARTER mailorder bride! Nooooooo.no no! Please everyone if you love BET and want her here. She is the best jester! I can make due w/out her sidekick, Bi-polar Ellie. The b!sh have rape fantasies.

Anyways, please make sure you help BET out. Her favorite words are fabulosity, cutie, gorgeous, and of course lunatic! If you don’t want her bi-polar sidekick to get all psychotic. Just wish the old senile hag a nice day. That should calm her as.s down for a minute! Have a nice day ya’ll!

rionemesis @ 05/13/2009 at 2:53 pm

she can be casualo totally formal she´s still GORGEOUS and pretty can´t get enough of her can´t wait for this movie!!

You sad, sad, sad people. Ignore them Bet, most of them must be teenagers. (hopefully). When the official announcement comes and it IS COMING re the Brangelina split, will you cry? Who’s side will you take then? Will Brad be the bad one, or will you villify Angelina? Or will it all be Jennifers fault (AGAIN).

Finally, Brad Pitt has come to his senses. Hoorah! And before you half wits start lamenting “Ooooooh you jelus hater, Angie is beautiful, SPAZ MP LOL Maniston chin chinney chin etc etc blah de blah Jen hens, blah de blah, de blah. ” (EXTREME YAWN) Lets not forget who BROUGHT THIS ON THOSE POOR CHILDREN. Lets not forget who decided to have 6 children in 4 years, regardless of the consequences and without any real, formal commitment.

It’s gonna get ugly people and nothing is uglier than the fans of the St.Jolie-Pitts. Bon Appetit! Must go to scoff my face and buy some new mom jeans. x

Lady Croft @ 05/13/2009 at 3:42 pm

HA HA HA. The joke is on you! For believing your tabloid bible. and IF!
big “IF” they ever decide to part ways. JP’s fans will support them both! No need to throw 98% blame to anybody. We are mature enough to understand sh*t doesn’t work out sometimes. We are not delusional like you LOONIFERS. Crying a river over a divorce that wasn’t even yours. For 4 fcuking years, geez! Regardless, one thing is for sure. Together or not…they are BONDED FOR LIFE! something you LOONIFERS just can’t handle. Honey, it’s not normal for a grown adult to rejoice over a rumor, for a family to break-up. Especially, a family that you don’t even know personally. Please get help! Just don’t ask Bet or bi-polar Ellie, for referrals. lol!

SO post 196, Can you explain why just jared just posted an article on Jolie and Brad planning on attending the Cannes film festival on May 20th. Also a few weeks ago jen fans had spread lies that Angie and Brad had broken up yet they were seen grocery shopping with their kids the next day. Explain that one. I think thats why mylifeisafantasty posted an outrageous story because Jen fans make up outrageous stories all the time.

@jade:
Hi sweet jade
I know I’m gonna watch it..Farrah played in a lot of really good movies, always a beautiful woman. I want to watch but I know I will cry, she is so young, i agree life is to short and no one should be arguing, But Jade do you really think this will stop them with Jen I don’t think so? How sad all the hatred..

@keira:
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We did that , HUH?, I don’t think so, but i do think something is going on, I don’t know but you all would know better then me, probably more of Jen too then me..

I’m not crying a river over everything, and I am certainly not your honey. It is funny how you and the other nutcases who post about Jennifer Aniston can say whatever unsubstantiated nasty things you like about her character etc after making an opinion about her based on things you have READ in the tabloids. Yet then you attack other peoples opinions and ridicule them for reading tabloids.

Whatever. You are too ignorant and pathetic to rationalise with; you clearly are not the sharpest tool in the box.

Ps Swearing on internet posts only makes you seem pea brained and chav like. I hope you enjoy the rest of the evening, ranting away at yourself. Enjoy.

Lady Croft @ 05/13/2009 at 5:48 pm

HA..ha..ha Watsamatta, honey? You feel stupid now, for rejoicing over a tabloid bs.? The funny part of about it all, is that you’re a complete moron. Didn’t even realize you just made a total fool of yourself! No worries, nobody expected much from the LOONIFERS! I can’t speak for others but I can definetely tell you my opinions of your old hag. I never really cared for her one way or the other before. However, I built a strong distaste for her. After, how she handled her divorce. It was distasteful, imo, for her to air her dirty laundry in her passive aggressive manner. She never evolved into a real woman. I dare you to name one thing substantial, she has done different from what she did, 10yrs ago? Asking you LOONIFERS to think might be asking for too much. Sh!t nevermind. Don’t want you to hurt yourself. lol. Oops! Did I just swear on the internet post? My FCUKING BAD!

@bet & ellie:
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You wish Jen to have cancer for what reason? I would really like to know ? I wish no harm none of us would not even on Angie & Brad nor there children , There are even rumors around about them breaking up, I hope they don’t they have 6 beautiful children that if they are to they should work it out. You a sick demented individual that lives with hate on a daily basis. You not loved by anyone , I feel sorry for you..

Lady Croft @ 05/13/2009 at 1:54 pm Bi-polar Ellie, you say there are too many voilence in this world.
You hate watching violent action movies. Didn’t you mention one time that you have a daughter fighting in the war? Why in the world would you allow your daughter to be a part of such violence? Oh yeah, imaginary Jesse was only created so you can garner some sympathy from Jill. You sure live up to your name bi-polar Ellie! oh and please make sure you have a wonnnnnnderful day!
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Lady Croft @ 05/13/2009 at 2:21 pm oops…violence not voilence. Since this is the only source of education Bet gets in here. I figured, I better fix the spelling before she runs with it. Passing the GED test might be one of the requirements for being a mail order bride. I cannot have it on my conscience. If she copied the wrong spelling and failed! Then, her wife collecting husband would have to ship her illiterate as$ back for a much HOTTER, YOUNGER, SMARTER mailorder bride! Nooooooo.no no! Please everyone if you love BET and want her here. She is the best jester! I can make due w/out her sidekick, Bi-polar Ellie. The b!sh have rape fantasies.

Anyways, please make sure you help BET out. Her favorite words are fabulosity, cutie, gorgeous, and of course lunatic! If you don’t want her bi-polar sidekick to get all psychotic. Just wish the old senile hag a nice day. That should calm her as.s down for a minute! Have a nice day ya’ll!
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You your a frucking embarrassment to our country. Yeah I don’t like violence , You compare that Mother frucker Angie to my daughter what a frucking fake Angie is just to show face over in Iraq, over a violent movie you compare that CU + T with my daughter Jess during war time.. Jess put 3 yrs of college in wanted to go in the Air Force as her parents if you even think I wanted her to go your screwed up. Whats the matter you not loved you stupid dumb bi+ch..
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I’m also reporting you with your fantasies with little Zee you perverted mother frucker. You frucking CU+T don’t fruck with me… I hope Jared kicks your a s s off of here..
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You your the scum of the earth a frucking mental case like your idol.. I can’t even write to you our soldiers are dying everyday over there for you & me. How dare you even come out with that. Go crawl in a frucking hole your an embarrassment to everyone that has a husband a wife a child a cousin a sister a brother daughter son fighting for our country. Shame on you you don’t even belong in our country. Your no frucking American. your trash. Don’t you ever compare my daughter with your cu+t Angie you frucking got me!!!..I’m gonna keep writing & writing this till Jared Kicks your ass off. You dumb bi+ch.
All over Jennifer My LORD. All the fans really like her.. as you do..

jenho got std @ 05/14/2009 at 12:36 am

jenho’s face got more folds on than bet’s fugly mama. jenho’s chin got 2 dimples from chin implants and the folds on her cheek is the result of the botox stretching her fugly face

jenho is doing it doggie with her dog norman

jenho got std @ 05/14/2009 at 12:38 am

jenho doesnt need a man, she got norman to do it with every night

jenho got std @ 05/14/2009 at 2:24 am

jenho doesnt need any guy she got norman to do her in from behinf

Fugly-aniston @ 05/14/2009 at 3:48 am

Aniston falls for Mayer - TWICE????? That little boy is the best she can do??? Haha - she is known in Hollywood as the “has-been, ugly, old, barren, twat”. oops - now we all know.

klsdjbgtiehveioargnopaevheaogn @ 05/14/2009 at 5:00 pm

Most of us NO MATTER what we think of her would want to look this good at that age.

Lady Croft @ 05/14/2009 at 5:35 pm

OMG! Bi-polar Ellie have finally lost it! Honey, do you really kiss FAKE JESSE with that mouth? You can report me all you want. Jared can see all your rants. Like all of us, all we can do is LAUGH at you. You say you are a good woman. Who claim to be a grandmother. Really?
Let’s just say it was someone else who wrote what you just did. Would you think this person is a sane adult? You might think you’re safe through anonymity. Your own writing exposed you. Boy, am I sorry, I forgot to wish for you to have a nice day. lol..People please don’t make this same mistake. Or else! You will feel the fury of Bi-polar Ellie! WATCH OUT FOLKS!

Thanks Jared for the photos.

She is gorgeous no matter what she wears. We took a poll at the office the other day and 82% of the guys said they would rather be in a relationship with Aniston than Jolie.

Thanks Jared for the thread. Always love seeing Jennifer.

anonymous @ 05/20/2009 at 5:06 pm

Jennifer is on suicide watch. A flop movie and Brangelina taking over Cannes.
I hope she is successful in her attempts. Maybe that is the only way Brad can free himself from the deranged ex-wife.

if i look like that when i turn 40,i`ll be really pleased :)

WhereIsANUSTON?? @ 05/24/2009 at 8:40 pm

WhereIsANUSTON??

PEOPLE! THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

Lets hope the sh!trags with their army of sleuths, psychoanalysts, picture-reading experts, mind readers, ‘inside sources,’ ‘close friends’, family friends’ and all their usual motley crew of phantom resources can throw some light on this MYSTERY!!
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The mystery is:
WHERE IS JENNIFER ANUSTON?????????????????
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO JENNIFER ANUSTOON???????????

Why are jenhags not opining about anuston’s disappearance??? We all know she is irrelevant on her own but daaaaaaayummmm! why dis the girl so blatantly, especially in the wake of the royal reception of the King and Queen of Cannes. And the demonsration of superior womanhood that Angie once again showed, by her tireless, unselfish achievements of the past week. Like:

shooting an action movie / taking a couple days off to jet to the Hague to bear witness to the trial of the first war criminal to be tried for abusing children in a war / then moving on to Cannes to support her man in his movie premier / walking the red carpet with her man and wowing the international multitude who were awaiting her arrival with bated breath / gracing the red carpet with her fabulous, royal bearing / making sure that her six beautiful children are loved and cared for / then returning to NY to continue shooting her action movie because the entire cast and crew are depending on her and she is just professional like that.
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Notice that Angie remains full of energy and joie de vivre throughout what would have been an EXHAUSTING agenda of activities for mere wannabe ’stars’. Our Angie needs No Excuses from her obligations to others and her commitment to her usual, legendary professional conduct.
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But back to the low selff-esteem cougar. WHERE IS ANUSTON?????

Is she on a coke binge? Is she suffering from a nervous breakdown? Is she hiding in shame because the movie that she was expected to deliver on, without the props of dogs or real movie stars, FLOPPED BIG TIME????

I say again, the sh!trags MUST give the Anuston watchers ANSWERS in their next publication!!!
Where is Anuston?
What has happened to Anuston??
Why has Anuston abandoned the movie that she was in the middle of shooting in NY????

WHERE IS JENNIFER ANUSTON?????????????????

Jen is so vain and stuck up she would order a limo to take her to the top of the rock, while she has her hairdresser with her in the limo and paying her hairdresser $50 thousand dollars to give her rats nest hair. The only rocks this slimy ho comes into contact with are the ‘rocks’ attached to a man, that she uses, abuses and stomps on. A real ‘ball breaker’ alright. Anything to use a man, abuse him, break his heart and break her wedding vows. She is a slimy greasy piece of sh. it.

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