Angelina Jolie To Do The Cannes Cannes

will johnny deep be there as well? i really hope angelina meets him. they would be amazing in a movie together!

Checked out the Eonline Site and lo and behold, who is making all the positive comments about JA’s bomb of a movie and on JA’s behalf? None other than Huvane himself.

Here are samples of his work.

His writing style is his signature:

Thu, May 14, 2009, 3:42 PM
“Jeez, wtf? Leave jen alone. Are you people that ruthless? She is still a human, in the limelight, under a microscope, as her HUSBAND made a fast dash to Angelina, ……….. and I think she did a darn good job of trying to stay sane, which, btw, most of you and us, could not do. I applaud her and she can’t be that bad of an actress if the studios see dollar signs on all of her movies…………… blah, blah, blah.”

He always has to connect Jen to Angelina and Brad …gotta keep that coattail riding so the spotlight can at least flicker on JA….for without their combined wattage, she is truly invisible. (Notice how subtle he tries to be….still using the words “her husband.” That woman has not had a husband in going on 5 years and he (Huvane) won’t let it go. He wants to keep this game going for as long as he can for his pocketbook’s sake. Oh…and did you catch his “and us” slip of the tongue? (He and his lying staff members).

In this next one he tries to come across as somewhat illiterate so as not to give himself away, and present a totally different personality..

“Anonymous Thu, May 14, 2009, 3:52 PM
“to those of you who doesn’t like Aniston…it doesn’t matter what you all say..because all your comments are just little voices speaking up from below..there are lots of others who cares and like Anison so your thoughts are just a few out of MILLIONS out there that supports Aniston..”

Amazing - his feigned illiterate comments cannot disguise his signature style. And he tries to gloss over the fact that her bad acting is what caused the movie to tank.. - And where were the MILLIONS of her fans who failed to show up and support her movie? Could he possibly be mistaken about the size of her fan base?

And in this part….he tries his darndest to convince Aniston that all the money she is giving him will work for her in the end……..

“Jennifer’s body is older and better and wait until AJ turns 40. She WILL NOT AGE WELL * you’ll see. Compare the photos when that time comes and I promise…………” The rest is not worth quoting.
Another empty promise that Aniston is paying for that will never come to pass. And what does Aniston turning 40 and the condition of her body have to do with why her movie bombed?

And as for “aging well,” someone needs to tell Huvane that all that hatred and vindictiveness that Aniston has spewed out of her own mouth against the very beautiful, talented, innocent and LOVED Up by the sexiest man that ever walked this earth, Star - is what has aged her (Aniston) rapidly. And if she continues to attack Mrs. Jolie-Pitt herself, with her stupid and inane comments, or via her paid lap dog -Huvane and his lying support staff, that she (Aniston) will look worse than she looks now. Hate makes you very ugly, very quickly. Look at Aniston’s face, she is a living example of what a hateful spirit can do.

And here, he disguises himself as a woman -

“Abby Thu, May 14, 2009, 4:19 PM
Jennifer is a great actress!She is so funny!I will def.go see this!I do NOT understand why so many people hate on her!Angelina is the homewrecker!Jennifer handled it like a woman!She has class,unlike Angelina!!!!!”

Why is he talking about Angelina when the thread is a discussion about how badly Anitston’s movie tanked?? Once again —-deflect the attention away from Jennifer and direct it towards Angelina.

Here he is again as a woman - answering his previous comment -
“Krissy Thu, May 14, 2009, 5:12 PM
I think Jennifer is a very talented actress who doesn’t get enough credit. I don’t understand the hate either. It isn’t like she has done anything remotely controversial or hideous. There are so many stars who have done so many terrible things, and yet people focus on Jennifer Aniston………………”

He keeps trying to steer the discussion away from how bad an actress this woman truly is and make the comments about why people should direct their hatered towards Angelina.

His tactics never change and he is so predictable.

This time he did not waste money paying bet and ellie to comment on the Eonline thread, instead he produced all of those idiotic comments himself.

This is typical HUVANE PR 101 -

He is so transparent and if it were not so pathetic and evil it would be laughable.

But there are young children involved here who may one day read these caustic and damnable comments of his that may affect them for the rest of their lives. And for that reason I see him and Aniston as heartless, wicked and cruel. Him because he has no conscience. And her because she has not put a stop to him - showing she has no heart. May all the hurt and harm that they have tried to do to this family return upon them.

I am not fascinated by Angelina Jolie. Her films are boring and sub average. I think she rides on her looks and she is lucky to have a career.

Boring.

508 Norm @ 05/18/2009 at 2:13 pm
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Well, there are many threads in JJ. You’re in the wrong one. Goodbye!

This ugly big chin b!tch Jennifer Aniston was acting like she was box office gold after Marley and Me. The public reminded her this weekend she is nothing more than Brad Pitt’s Ex and a former sitcom hack. While the international press awaits the beautiful Angelina Jolie to arrive at Cannes, even though she do not have a movie being screen there. Angelina is a international movie star. The press don’t even care about Brad Pitt. They just want to see the gorgeous Angelina.

Angie is such an ice queen. Poor Brad :(