Jennifer Aniston is a Mom!

Do you see in one picture she is carrying a magazine about herself? God she is so vain and ridiculous and ALONE. Nobody wants this old slag.

Celia @ 05/13/2009 at 5:29 pm
That little girl is adorable. Jen looks a little uncomfortable with her though. I wonder if she likes kids?
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Did you see the TV commercial where she was promoting Saint Jude’s children’s hospital? She had to put her arms around a child in the commercial. She looked like she would rather be having a root canal.
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Check out the photo in the bottom row on the left, where she’s pímping her Smartwater as per usual.
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To Lara #10 and Jess #17: I’m sorry to disappoint you both. But those photos are about as close to motherhood as she will ever get.

The truth is that Mayer and Aniston were never a couple. It was all acted. That is why he was tipping off the pap agencies, and leaving his car at her house overnight, while he got rides out hidden in the back of cars/limos, on the floor of the back seat under a blanket. HE WAS SEEN TRYING TO SNEAK OUT !!! VAUGHN DID THE SAME TRICK. It was a PR war against Pitt and Jolie. Organised by CAA who manages Aniston, (contractually) Sculfor, Diaz, Mayer, and Vaughn etc…. He has been meeting women on Twitter, sleeping with them as long as they are discreet. Their “relationship” was a SHAM from the beginning. The TWITTER “break up” excuse is a joke; they have no reason to “break up” and now they know audiences know they were faking it, they don’t even care to explain. They did ANYTHING to gain publicity over Pitt to win the Christmas war…..even pose nearly nu-de, talk about pregnancy, create marriage rumors for publicity…etc…Her personal life is HIDDEN. He agreed to a contract to run concurrent with her production, Marley and Me. That is why their (acted) relationship started at the beginning of M&M and ended as soon as the film delivered it was a publicity stunt, funded by the production: same as TBU. What people posting don’t understand is that she doesn’t want a judge a jury of her personal life, and the investors don’t want her personal life effecting the film’s gross return. So that is the truth, and what is more bizarre is that Vince did the same thing with TBU (same as Sculfor). They had a fictional relationship too, that seemed to people reading magazines, as though it was real. It wasn’t. It was all for publicity to stop nosy people like you guys asking personal questions that have nothing to do with you. She owes you NOTHING except a performance after you buy the ticket.

: How challenging is it promoting this big fun family movie when the public seems to be so curious about your own lives?

Aniston: I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need. I also haven’t had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and realize that I have a job, and I’m an actress.

Wilson: This is the nice part. You get to talk about the work.

Aniston: I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, “You know what? It’s none of your (expletive) business.” Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest …

Wilson:… the worst in human nature.

Aniston: And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what’s happening with the president. It’s a time to be positive and join together. We’re just trying to entertain you, man.

“Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin.”
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Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend.3:23 AM Jan 31st
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“Let me just tell you that Jen is a huge liar and we are having twins,”
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“I’ll be Jennifer Aniston’s (HIRED) Oscars boyfriend.”
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“Bull-twitter”

“As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the as- to shut you up”- John Mayer
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“Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls….” - John Mayer
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“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem.” - John Mayer

seriously………if you are still believing this “JEN’S NEW MAN” crap, you have a short term memory loss, or must think that there is some reason all her relationships quietly fail, while the new ones are announced with capitalist vigour. There must have been 50 “JEN’S NEW MAN” since her divorce…….last week it was Bradley Cooper…….the week before it was Brad Pitt…….the week before Jen was a lesbian…… the week before Gerard Butler……..the list goes on and on and on and on……

God, she is such a joke. The only people that love her are fat, dumped cows.

You people are harsh, damn.

Every is right I never did see Angie even like her children like that. Jen is such a natural..Beautiful as usual the Queen of Hollywood..

@Jill:
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What the he ll are you sorry about you stupid bi+ch .Angie has six and don’t look close to any of them , she just speaks a bunch of phony love bullsh it about them.. you don’t see that..

@Jill:
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It all you bi+ch don’t ever mention my daughter again you frucking got me..and I’ll be glad never to comment ever to you again. and don’t bring Zee up in your fantasies again got it Ji** with your stupid idiotic posts . get a frucking life. What no one loves you..

Well one things for sure you’ll definately find all the slander and lies under the PRO Jen comments. So if Brad and Angie broke up why are they scheduled to walk the red carpet at the Cannes film festival then. Also have you noticed the Jen fans are always saying that jennifer aniston is pregnant. So what happened to the baby she was gonna have with vince Vaughn. Notice they get all quiet and dont say anything when its quite obvious she isn’t pregnant.

@Jill:
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I don’t care what the he ll they do as long as that a s s don’t ever go near Jen ..