Jennifer Aniston is a Mom!

@lara:

okay i read this one and was wondering what happened, but just did NOT want to go back and read through all the idiotic posts because it makes me WANT to post (and I am not a posting kind of person), and I don’t have the time or the energy given my job goes from 8 to 9 on most freaking days.
Anyway don’t let it get you down - I love Jen, but am not obsessive enough to find out every single aspect of her life. I don’t feel the need to defend her honour every SINGLE time. So as stupid and hypocritical as these haterz are, I think it’s funnier that she rankles them SO MUCH they feel the need to come all the way here to dump on her. lol.

passing Through @ 05/14/2009 at 9:16 pm

Sorry to harp on this…but…I can’t stop laughing at Owen Glieberman’s review of misManagement. It’s up on the EW website. Here’s the whole review - it’s short, but hilarious - and I bolded the line that cracked me up. Obviously Owen Glieberman doesn’t know that X’s prod company co-produced this “Indie dud” and that SHE is the one who pushed to get it made. Any grimacing Glieberman sees isn’t a grimace - it’s just her usual sucky acting.
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http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20278678,00.html
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Isn’t it time Steve Zahn grew up? Ever since the ’90s, this walking quirk of an actor has pushed his dazed solipsistic zaniness (he’s like Michael J. Fox’s hillbilly cousin), but he’s 41 now, and it no longer looks cute on him. In the indie dud Management, he’s a slacker motel clerk who comes on to a guest — a corporate lonely girl played by Jennifer Aniston in lank brown hair and a why-did-I-ever-say-yes-to-this-script? grimace. She proceeds to not treat him like the benignly annoying stalker he is. The scene in which Zahn, standing outside Aniston’s house, performs an off-key-warbling-plus-electric-piano rendition of Bad Company’s ”Feel Like Makin’ Love” is obviously intended to be a parody of John Cusack’s famous boom-box serenade in Say Anything. But here’s a question for contemplation: Just because the moment is meant to be cringe-worthy, does that make the cringing any less painful? Grade: D

SEXY LATINA JLO!! much more appealing than the other Jen’s in HTown. JL movie seems more appealing for the younger crowd. maniston appeals to the middle-aged crowd. Aniston being a big nosed, big chin sit com hag seems to work in her favor.. POOR JEN!! Next rag headline should read: THE BATTLE OF THE JEN’S!!!!!!!

jenho looks old enough to be those kids grandma

the little girl looks tired…maybe a long hours…but she seem comfortable with jen. watch how jen hold her hand..

Remember even Owen told the interview that Jen made the baby stop cry when she hold them on Marley and Me set..she seem so natural..

Some people can have good touch with kid but not desire to have baby on her own..whatever make her happy..

Having a children is easy but to raise a child so they turn up a good person..is the hardest..if you not ready emotionaly..do not do it..

She is smart to not rush into kid when she is not ready..there is no point to have kid if you keep working all the time and no time for your own kid..

I love her picture in the day time more showing her inner glow of happiness..i know its bit corny..but i really love to see her happy..she made me feel like one of my girlfriend that i will always want the best for her..

Btw all this tabloid thing about Brad reunite with Jen..please do not happend!!!! I want her to move forward..Brad already walk out of their marriage and create other family..

He need to sort out his stuff and keep his family together (He has to put his need aside and his children need first..) He need to work out his alleged trouble relation and take care Jolie..she is so skinny..

Love conquer pride and prejudice.

I really hope Jen has a new,strong and long lasting relation with a great man who will faithful and respectful and love her for better or worse……not Brad..or be happy single.

Is it just me or does that little girl look uncomfortable in jens lap?

someone is naturally drawn to children should have no problem getting children to cuddle with them. This little girls face speaks volume. Kids pick on people vibes better than adults.

@anon:

Jen has not exploited her marriage to Brad. How do you figure that? The tabloids have on the other hand and so has Angelina for that matter. I doubt she would have the status she has been enjoying ever since she broke up his marriage.

All actors have hits and misses. She has had tons of blockbuster movies including Marlee and Me. She is successful and famous in her own right.

Jennifer is on suicide watch. A flop movie and Brangelina taking over Cannes.
I hope she is successful in her attempts. Maybe that is the only way Brad can free himself from the deranged ex-wife.

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WhereIsANUSTON??

PEOPLE! THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

Lets hope the sh!trags with their army of sleuths, psychoanalysts, picture-reading experts, mind readers, ‘inside souirces,’ ‘close friends’, family friends’ and all their usual motley crew of phantom resources can throw some light on this MYSTERY!!
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The mystery is:
WHERE IS JENNIFER ANUSTON?????????????????
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO JENNIFER ANUSTOON???????????

Why are jenhags not opining about anuston’s disappearance??? We all know she is irrelevant on her own but daaaaaaayummmm! why dis the girl so blatantly, especially in the wake of the royal reception of the King and Queen of Cannes. And the demonsration of superior womanhood that Angie once again showed, by her tireless, unselfish achievements of the past week. Like:

shooting an action movie / taking a couple days off to jet to the Hague to bear witness to the trial of the first war criminal to be tried for abusing children in a war / then moving on to Cannes to support her man in his movie premier / walking the red carpet with her man and wowing the international multitude who were awaiting her arrival with bated breath / gracing the red carpet with her fabulous, royal bearing / making sure that her six beautiful children are loved and cared for / then returning to NY to continue shooting her action movie because the entire cast and crew are depending on her and she is just professional like that.
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Notice that Angie remains full of energy and joie de vivre throughout what would have been an EXHAUSTING agenda of activities for mere wannabe ’stars’. Our Angie needs No Excuses from her obligations to others and her commitment to her usual, legendary professional conduct.
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But back to the low selff-esteem cougar. WHERE IS ANUSTON?????

Is she on a coke binge? Is she suffering from a nervous breakdown? Is she hiding in shame because the movie that she was expected to deliver on, without the props of dogs or real movie stars, FLOPPED BIG TIME????

I say again, the sh!trags MUST give the Anuston watchers ANSWERS in their next publication!!!
Where is Anuston?
What has happened to Anuston??
Why has Anuston abandoned the movie that she was in the middle of shooting in NY????

WHERE IS JENNIFER ANUSTON?????????????????

Great pics! She is pretty as always.

Dear Jennifer,

Please get over it already. Most people were a very long time ago.
Your former marriage obviously wasn’t meant to be, and it was probably for the best that you are no longer with Brad. It’s been like what, 4 or 5 years?

Why don’t you consider some or all of the following:
a. Take a break from relationships
b. Go on a long vacation
c. Do some soul searching
d. Get a hot new hairstyle - you’ll feel better
e. Adopt a kitten, puppy or ferret - unconditional love and warm, snuggly, fluffy, goodness
f. Buy a big fat d!ldo (you’ll feel better)
g. Take up a hobby.

Trust me, you owe it to yourself

Thanks in advance.