Daniel Craig Knows His Nobu

FIT.

This blurb say he was out with the “gf” and his daughter, but they are not pictured anywhere. Hmmmm…
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23691902-details/Daniel+Craig+looks+shaken+slurred+at+Nobu/article.do

He looks 60!

Looking so handsome. I hope he finds a new gf-the present gf is hideous-he deserves a gorgeous woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought he said he gave up drinking (on Leno). He should keep it up-he looks happy (and drunk). If I had to look at his fugly gf I guess I would be an alcoholic too!

I wonder if he was drinking organic alcohol. Hopefully he was driving himself home.

yeee

@Where’s Waldo: Thanks for the link-much more informative.

Can you put up the link to the TMZ pictures please?

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/satsuki-nobu2.jpg

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/Look.jpg

the guy behind daniel saying “look! it’s Bond!”. lol

Rose, the woman he really is ugly dates of hurt, not women. he is too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

White People don’t age well. Their white skin doesn’t absorb vitamin D well and they don’t have strong elasticity as compared to people of color.
Sad Sad Sad for them.

@satsuki:
Discuss about 23.Bond with Babs? They already have information and completed script? Daniel should meet Barbara in June, but an half of May is almost going to June. lol Satsuki looks lol. Is Satsuki afraid of hearing about 23.Bond girl??

This is one very ugly man. His daughter really is going to have to work hard in her life to watch her weight because you can tell from all the pictures of her that she’s a big girl, and if she’s not careful, she’s going to grow up to be a very big woman. Sats looks wonderful and beautiful, love her outfit. She is extremely athletic and hopefully she will help the daughter to workout and keep in shape. It looks like the daughter and Sats get along very well so hopefully Sats will help her stay in shape.
Dan unfortunately is just a very, very ugly man, but at least he has a nice body. I believe he was chosen to play Bond because he is short and ugly. He looks like an average person that no one would look twice at and that’s what a spy should look like. A spy should blend in with ordinary people and not be remarkable, and that is a perfect description of Dan. He’s is not handsome or tall, just a very ordinary ugly man, and that’s why I think he was picked for the part.
If he wasn’t famous, I don’t think any woman would look twice at him. They may notice his eyes, but pretty eyes don’t make up for an ugly face and this man looks like he was hit in the face with a manhole a few too many times lol
Unfortunately his daughter looks a little too much like him, she’s not ugly, but not beautiful either.

So maybe yes they were discussing it. Maybe Satsuki is part of it now and will help in making Bond 23?
Will Ella help? Maybe she is interested in it all.

there is nothing wrong with his daughters weight, at all. Shes tall, and has curves, not to mention who doesn’t have to watch their weight as they get older?? next to sats-skin and bones-uki anyone normal is going to look on the healthy side.

Is is Laura or Babs?
Anyone?

Would Babs open the car door for Satsuki?

It is Barbara. It seems that Satsuki plays a major part in his business although why Ella was there was beyond me if it was ALL business.
Maybe Barbara is discussing other projects with Satsuki? Maybe Satsuki will work for EoN?

I think Daniel wants Ella to experience it all now too.

Jean, I disagree with you. Daniel is hot hot hot and looks great. It is nice to see him happy for a change and I am glad he is out with Ella. She is so cute and will be a beautiful woman one day. Please do not make comments on her weight. Heaven forbit she wants to look like Sats - who is not a true example of an average woman. Ella is at the age where comments on her weight will stay with her the rest of her life. A question, why is Babs opening the door for Stats? It should be the other way around. Babs is so much more deserving.

Jean is Wannabe who is sooooo fat and makes comments about weight of others.

Barbara and Laura do look somewhat alike, but I really do not think this is Barbara Broccoli, it looks more like Laura to me. Barbara is not as “big” and would be dressed more stylishly, and she CERTAINLY would not play doorman for Satsuki!

Whee! New pictures!

Dan does look like a happy drunk, probably had a few too many with his meal, but then, this doesn’t mean he does it all the time…
Plenty of water today I guess - wonder if he had a fry up this morning ;)

I don’t think there is anything wrong with Ella’s weight - she looks very pretty in my opinion.

Thanks for the pics!!! The daughter is beautiful-would rather look at her than the gf with the big mouth!!

@to jean: I agree with you-the daughter is beautiful and healthy looking. Next to the ugly scarecrow gf she looks average sized and her skin is gorgeous. Love your nickname for the gf-Bones-uki. No wonder the man drinks-the gf is hideous looking.

@to 47: I hope the gf isn’t coaching the daughter. If the daughter wants to grow up to be a wannabe celeb who f**ks her way through the industry then the gf would be a good coach. I am hoping the daughter’s mother has enough sense to keep her daughter close to her.

Mr. “I cherish my daughter’s privacy” has done a complete 360 degree turnaround. I guess this confirms that the CR show was indeed a PR show as he doesn’t seem to care if his daughter is photographed. I am all for it if it means less pics of the scary looking gf.

@to 50: Proves something or it is just another “show”. After the CR beach show I wouldn’t put anything past these 2 press whores.

Yes this pap show does make the gf look involved in the Bond movie. She probably has nothing to do with it but it keeps her “active” in the industry. I guess being pressent at this dinner makes her a “real” movie producer.

“hippocrite”
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Wannabe, please learn to spell.

It’s HYPOCRITE. Something you should know all about so why you cannot spell it, is beyond me!

And you are on a pap site b*tching too. Same difference.

@to 59: Thanks for the spell checking-I knew that was the wrong spelling!!!

He doesn’t look drunk to me. Maybe tired. *shrugs* Looks pretty damn good.

i disagree with your comments about ella.. i just showed the picture of ella to two pediatricians who treat children suffering from anorexia. trust me when i tell you this; no sane person would wish this condition on anyone’s child. the two doctors agree with me; there is nothing wrong with the way she looks. she is as normal healthy 16 year old girl and god bless her mother and father for keeping her that way. she does not need to lose weight. what ella does need is to learn to ignore advice from individuals who think they know what’s best for her when they don’t.

65 -

I don’t think that is Laura, I really don’t.

66 -
Showing Ella’s pic to two pediatricians?
My goodness, a little extreme don’t you think?

LOL, talk about psycho! You emailed them pic or did you print it out and drive around town to their offices with it?

God, wannabe you are ridiculous.

It’s people like YOU that Daniel fears.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2009/05/craig-nobu/daniel-craig-knows-nobu-06.jpg

this is cute. maybe they were discussing new projects?

Well if it isn’t Laura then her name is Sally. Whichever, it is the same woman you see with him when he is at a premiere or other red carpet event; just goes to show that this is a planned PR appearance. But it is definitely not Barbara Broccoli.

Well thank goodness he said “I love you honey bunny” to Ella and not Satsuki by all accounts from another website.

I’d think I’d choke on my own vomit then.

As for Laura being there does not make it a PR event. Maybe they were discussing their upcoming social events calender?

People do discuss things like that over dinner. Maybe Ella will appear with her father somewhere? Maybe they were discussing organizing something?

@gf slides down to 3rd place: You are SO RIGHT!! “gf” slides to 3rd place and eventually will be OUT of the picture completely! LOL

@NOT BROCCOLI:
I am sure Daniel is working on that part.
Gently ‘edging’ her out, bit by bit? Seems like that may be the best way to go.

to # 79- just watch what happens…the gf is not cozy with daniel, and as Ella is papped more and more with daniel in pics and photos, the gf will be falling further and further behind in attention. No one wants to see the gf anyway, now with a fresh new lady entering the spotlight with Daniel……well as they say…2 is company and 3 is a crowd. In this case, the gf is the “crowd”.

Right now Daniel is focused on his career, and then he has his attention on his daughter- who will ALWAYS come first and come before the girlfriend.
It would behoove the gf to be super sweet (if that is even in the realms of reality for the gf) and extra nice and accommodating to Ella.
Ella is in the Queen’ s seat.
Daniel will cater to Ella, and the gf comes last, if at all ! anymore.

@to 80:

I agree with you - I too think a wedding is being planned. I would make sense why all those people would be present at dinner. Sorry Sats haters she won.

If they were planning a wedding why would they be caught at a high profile place? They probably knew that that is the conclusion people would jump too. And a few have.

They could have been discssing Ella appearing at a few events with her father or just a dinner between friends and Daniel wanted his daughter there.
Maybe they were discussing movies or the Sinatra biopic? Maybe he values Ella’s input after all, he did state he askes Ella about Bond and her feedback. Maybe Ella wants to get into producing too?

He wanted to include her after all, she was NOT in Liverpool with him.
Looks like he just came back as he was spotted yesterday driving around in a chauffered limo in Liverpool.

You mean me #81. No I’m not. I dont like satsuki either. i think she has ruined daniel but i am being devils advocate, here no offence.
i respect your thoughts, but if he is edging her out, i wish we had something more tangible, you know?
she looks as ugly as ever with her fake “i know fashion’ cream and red outfit ..whatever. i agree, no cuddling seen but the ivy opics were cold also and his daughter was not there also.

From the previous picture thread, she doesn’t work for Eon productions. I believe it had something to do with the second Tintin movie. if you don’t mind posting the picture again, I am wondering if it is Fran W.

sorry but looking at pics of them when they think they are not being papped, they look even more less affectionate.
i mean have you seen any of those? if you havent then maybe you should!

i agree with you but it was just a thought. no harm meant. i think they like to present that though. wouldnt surprise me if satsuki set this who shebang up.
ella is so beautiful like both parents and he is proud of showing ella off. i think ella is far more beautiful than satsuki.

@to 89:
Well unless the paps were standing outside, and they may have been just standing outside waiting for celebs to come out and snap them, then if they were not waiting outside for them, SOMEONE called the press and pappies to let them know that Daniel was in there eating.
Maybe on one of the gf’s bathroom visits, she placed a short call to them-…Or the lady who opened the door ,maybe she alerted them if she is with the PR agency.

@the Ivy lady: Your wish is my command! http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/TheIvy28thApril.jpg

@we know the tune..(spongebob):
HEY Spongebob !
Again, great lyrics as usual!
thanks for the laughs!
:)

http://yeeeah.com/2009/02/09/the-baftas-also-happened-yesterday/

“Daniel Craig and his girlfriend, whose name I can never remember (I would look it up, but no one cares what her name is). I’m not sure why James Bond felt it necessary to exhume the corpse of Wyatt Earp and wear the jacket it was buried in”

http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&language=en-US&family=editorial&p=daniel%20craig%20at%20the%20baftas%202009&assetType=image&src=quick#

look at laura in the far right one holding umbrella, it is not her.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2009/05/craig-nobu/daniel-craig-knows-nobu-04.jpg

what is that lump he has always in his pocket?

wallet?

@nosey parker:

It’s a big wod of CASH :)

to gf slides down (#89)

Agree. The focus on all these pictures was Dan. Then Dan and Ella. There is not one picture of Dan and Sats as far as I know. JJ only posted pictures of Dan. If there were any rumours of a wedding, surely the paps would have tried to get pictures of the couple.
Maybe there weren’t any.
There haven’t been any pictures of them together, and I mean looking like a couple for a while.
So either…there aren’t any…
Or since there have been a lot of comments on gossip sites and possibly in papers about Dan never appearing on his own anywhere, the focus of his PR is now on Dan alone for a while. Who knows…it’s possible…

id pick his pocket and it wouldnt be his wallet i was after.

:)

to rolling eyes: its called fun, maybe you should lighten up a bit?

This is what one website said about the Baftas 2009

“Daniel Craig and his girlfriend, whose name I can never remember (I would look it up, but no one cares what her name is). I’m not sure why James Bond felt it necessary to exhume the corpse of Wyatt Earp and wear the jacket it was buried in”

I cannot post the link but the website is yeeeah.com

http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/celebrity-wedding09/index.html

i see not too many peope want to see these people marry…

i guess a lot of people feel they are mismatched

@dinner:
TO: Dinner:
I Totally agree on all counts. Every second is precious to him with his daughter and I do think that he wants to spend as much time as possible with Ella.
Also, he looks a little blitzed…and not like he really cares if he is papped or not.
usually he has a very stern, serious pissed off facial expression, always when he is with the gf, but SINCE he is with his daughter, and obviously wanted to sit next to her in the car, he does not look piss*d off! for once!

@mendel: Yes mendel, I think you have something there. This is definitely a PR appearance. These pictures are out on every single gossip and showbiz news site, and with only one or two variations on it, it all has the same copy:
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Enjoying a relaxing night out on the town, Daniel Craig was spotted grabbing some dinner in London, England last night (May 13).

The “Casino Royale” stud looked hunky as he stepped out of Nobu restaurant, sporting a dark brown leather jacket with a brown scarf and a grey sweater with distressed jeans.

In related news, Craig has been recruited by Prince Charles to help lead a campaign to save the world’s rainforests. He’ll appear in a new 90-minute public awareness film that warns people about the dangers of deforestation and climate change.

Also along for the ride is “Indiana Jones” star Harrison Ford. He told press, “What happens in the rainforest has an immediate and powerful effect on our lives.”
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This is a press release. His PR agency is putting him back in the public eye to promote various projects. I just find it interesting that they chose to send out photos that makes him look as if he is by himself and the copy doesn’t say anything about who he was with.

@babs:
Relax. No one is ‘fighting or arguing’ about whether or not it is Barbara. We are just discussing it .

LOL! Oops-a-daisy? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2430045.ece

Oscars 2007 sorry.

I saw the satsuki and ella pictures on many websites and they were mentioned.

DANIEL CRAIG looked a little the worse for wear on a family night out in London.
The 007 star was having dinner with teenage daughter ELLA and girlfriend SATSUKI MITCHELL at trendy restaurant Nobu on Wednesday when he knocked back a few too many red wines.

An onlooker said: “He kept rushing to the toilet every 15 minutes or so and banging into the door saying ‘Oops-a-daisy’ while his daughter cracked up laughing.

“He had quite a few female admirers but only had eyes for his family.”

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Sounds like they had a great time and Daniel is OFF the wagon.
Pity they cant have a decent meal in peace though.

Eyes for his family is interesting considering Ella (so far as we know) is only related to him in that group. What otehr family member were there?

I think the “oops a daisy” might have been for Ella’s sake. Daniel looks quite the comedian.

Barbara would not be caught dead in those shoes! Barbara is a billionairess and would not be lugging around heavy bags or looking like someone’s assistant. If it isn’t Laura, although I think it does look like her, it is most certainly NOT Barbara. If Barbara Broccoli were seen out with Daniel Craig don’t you think it would be discussed all over the web? Maybe not Laura, but for sure NOT Barbara!

@Laughter:
YES! Thank you for your TOp 5!! They are all BANG ON! on in all of your points!

@tess: I do think it is another PR stunt. As many paps have stated when a celeb goes to a pap infested location he knows he will be photographed; if they don’t want to be seen-they use the back door.
Daniel is not scheduled to be in the public eye for a significant time. His environmental film was just released…once again when the man wants to sell something he knows where to go.

I hear Ms Broccoli is a frequenter of NoBu. Type in Barbara Broccoli at NoBu and see what you get.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7ADBR&ei=qJ0MSqmWBKLqsgPV2JSKAw&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=barbara+broccoli+at+nobu&spell=1

It sounds too simple but I think they just had dinner at a pap infested/trendy restaurant to keep his face in the public’s eye. Look how the pictures are all over the web-I think he knows exactly what would happen.
Too bad the few times he’s been photographed with his daughter he is obviously drunk. Not a great example.

She would want to dress befitting the Industry Mogul that she is.
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Yes just like the NON BRA picture taken on the set of CR!
I see people are in denial it’s her.

Please someone post a picture of close up of Laura. There are many around but I cannot locate one.
Then look at Barbara.

Then you will see.

@quiet:

Quiet in her demanour as usual.
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OMG! ROTFL!! ROTFL!!
OK, Wannabe, “Websters is MY bi*ch,” how about making it YOUR B*tch too and try using it - as a dictionary! !! (And really sh*tty try on the imitation.)
LOL! LOL!

Too bad the few times he’s been photographed with his daughter he is obviously drunk. Not a great example.
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Yes but both times we have seen him, Satsuki has been there as well.
Not great for Ella no. I’m sure Fiona is none too happy but what can she do?
Maybe it’s a finger up at Fiona saying, I can do what I like now with Ella after all those times of probably being denied time with her.

Lol So he stays drunk because the girlfriend is ugly according to all of you haters.
Well then, I guess he found heike to be ugly too since he was always drunk when he was with her too Lol
The man is frickin drunk, PERIOD
If anyone should drink it’s Sats. She probably insists on doggy style so she doesn’t have to look at that old wrinkly hushy puppy ugly face of his Lol
DC is major barf barf
I’d fu/ck him, but only if he put a bag over his head Lol

They are husband and wife, and have been for a few years.
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LOL, you really are a card aren’t you?
So Hello Magazine have it wrong then too?
Marriage certificates are PUBLIC record. There is NO way they can be untraceable as real names have to be used.
Papers run searches all the time and they are NOT married.
Does that mean that the bodyguard and Laura/Babs that was there was family too then?

As for the report, you honestly believe everything you read?
You are the only moron here as far as I can see.
Sorry, naive gullible moron.
I bet you believe they got married after filming QoS too!
We can prove they arent married by lack of public record. Can you prove they are married based on a newspaper report talking about family?
Why did her father say what he did then at the QoS premiere? Or are you saying he lied too and the press was wrong then?

Once report after his Liverpool apprearence said the girl in between them was Ella too. So you cannot believe in the press.
LOL.

it the same byatch who says satsuki was pregnant..lol!!!!!!
saw her buying baby clothes did we too?????????

WANNABE PSYCHO AT&T “WE KNOW YOUR NAME” ETC ETC!!!

Daughter laughing at him walking into doors. Sorry that she finds that behavior from her father funny. If Ella looks up to her father, which I hope she doesn’t, she too will turn out to be a drunk. Hopefully she will look up to Sats and her mother instead. Sats is atheletic and disciplined and mature. I’ve seen Sats drink, but have not seen one picture of her looking blasted. On the other hand, there are plenty of pictures of Daniel totally blasted out of his mind from alochol and God only knows what else he uses. You people are beyond naive if you think all this man indulges in is alochol. It’s the alochol and other substances that are making him look so old and ugly, not Sats. The man once said himself if he achieved this level of fame and money at a young age he would have blown it all on booze and drugs. I think that’s exactly what he’s doing.

“What i think he is really selling is himself.”
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Partially agree. I think he is pushing for Satsuki too.
At the end of the day, he ends up looking a bit desperate.
I think the man’s standards have slipped both about his perception of himself and the public’s perception of him. Why? I don’t know.

I think the man simply does not care because of one thing or another.
Not totally blaming the man but….

So the paps scour public records on all the private islands do they?
You fools are the only morons on here; and no morons I am not wannabe. You would be kissing my ar-se if you knew who I was LOL

@WANNABE IS JEEZ:
yes, AND…don’t forget she is the “Daughter” poster and DRUNK poster too. and plenty of others…

@LOL:
Having a nice conversation with yourself again I see LOL

Yes they do as a matter of fact. Many papers do a search every week. They pay people to do it.
Proving you are a Brit by saying **** instead of ass?

We know who you are but thanks for the offer.

@Jeez:

If they are married then why not just admit it and call her my wife rather than gf. He has always called her his gf or love of his life.

Her father was wrong then by saying “married…not just yet” then at the QoS premiere. He was lying then?

I knew he was!

*rolls eyes*

Same old **** stirrer. Don’t you EVER get tired of this game?

Look we all know who wannabe is and when she posts.
Let’s ignore her and not give her air time shall we? It’s the only way.
It’s being talked about and the crap she posts that she thrives on.

Let us not allow her to hijack this thread. Then we are only playing into her hands.

We know her sad games, let’s not be part of them again. Her intent,
as JJ stated to me, is to stir and post things that will make people angry and fight amongst ourselves.

Please, let us not feed into this.

Yes Tess, whatever you say.

As usual, the ones who have nothing, squawk the loudest.

thanks for your post and your warning. it’s much appreciated. do you think that if we ignore wannabe that she will actually go away?

http://images.hollywoodupclose.com/images/4/10/72/80/32/10728032_525.jpg

what kind of bag is she carrying. an orange fringed one?

I think Daniel drinks as much as he did, he just drinks in private now with the odd public occasion like this with newspapers revelling in it and writing it up like he is stumbling around the place.
You should know papers by now, he’s either moody or drunk. As for the “inside scoop” well, they can say anything can’t they? Can Daniel retaliate?
Yes pity both times we have seen him with Ella, he has been drinking but if he does have problem, then I hope someone gets him help instead of being more concerened with where the paps are, whether her outfit matches and which side of her head she should part her hair.
People surrounding people with problems are as much to blame sometimes by their enabling but maybe Daniel defies them by drinking?
Maybe they ***** too much and he needs to let off steam. It must be a pressure cooker of a life.
Anyway, the man had a few glasses of wine for god’s sake. He is NO Rhys Ifans is he?
What I’m worried about is him popping to the toilet every 15 mins.
The man needs a prostate check.

@get out dan and fast!:
You are more right than you know-
The gf is quite the little enabler!
The more ‘out of control” he is, the better she likes it. She can just push him around and manipulate him to no end when he is drunk- then when he sobers up, she blames him and makes him the ‘bad guy.’ No wonder he is miserable.

All I see is man who is stumbling his way through this and is surrounded by some people who couldnt care less.

Underneath that haze of drink, the man is bloody miserable and I don’t think he feels he is in control. He has allowed other people to steer him I think. Underneath I think he is frightened and very sad.

Laura looks pissed she is holding the door open. You can tell. I wouldn’t hold it open for Satsuki. I wonder if Laura likes Satsuki?
Like she has a choice right?

F*cking slam the damn thing in her face.

http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/sports/story/0,4136,202023,00.html

Daniel meeting Steve Gerrard in Liverpool.

http://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2009/05/14/morton-unloved-film/

Dan could have turned up for this. Sam appeared with him in Enduring Love.
No mention of Daniel in this.

in the two pix fdrom today you can see her ring finger. it is fuzzy, but it looks like there is a SECOND ring next to the engagement ring. At St Barts she made a big “show” of making sure the paps saw the wedding band, but NO woman wears yellow gold with platinum, which is supposedly what the engagement ring is made of, so is this a fake wedding band, for show? Can anyone photoshop the pix to make them clearer?
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DAUGHTER.. i don’t see Ella or any young girl in any of these photos. Am i missing one? Which pic shows Ella?

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/ella.jpg

I think JJ removed the last one. Cant understand why. She is 16 now and she went to a papped place.

I cant find the picture on the internet either now.

Daniel Craig is spotted leaving Nobu restaurant with daughter Ella in London on Wednesday (May 13).

I see JJ have changed their write up. If you click on the blue Ella it will go to her picture!

Yeah and they used MY link to it!

He’s a drunken cash cow and she’s the gold digger milking him dry-she’s just a bit smarter than a hooker.
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Have to agree with you sadly on this one. But no, hookers are smarter. At least they know how to dress and are serious about not getting cold sores on their lips.

Its still on the Internet with the satsuki pics too. ella is fair game now.

@Protection: so true. sorry to say dan but no more “my daughter is off limits” stuff now.

@Thanks to 196:
hooker/credit card charger/gopher (go and fetch it ,whiney-suki)

I don’t think he has a choice. Ella is quite headstrong so I hear. Last thing he needs is to upset his daughter.

Thanks for the pic of lla, she’s beautiful. Re JJ using your satssd link, that too funny!!!

Doesn’t anyone else see TWO rings on Sats finger? Is it just me?

Possibly yes, but it’s an old ring to keep the other on if she is wearing it. She wore that ring during the making of CR too without the engagement ring and on the QoS set.
I don’t think it’s a wedding band at all.

i wonder how well laura and satsuki actually get along. laura doesn’t look happy holding the door for sats. maybe laura has to put up with her in order to keep her job

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090514/sc_livescience/monkeysponderwhatcouldhavebeen

Satsuki in a years time..lol!

@dan and sats: Makeup, dinner at a pap infested restaurant-but they had no idea they would be photographed…hmmm

Of course they knew. In one picture you can see the people looking at him and the guy pointing.

I think Daniel has accepted Ella will be pictured. She is 16 and all bets are off with the press. I just think they are making the best of it.

Embracing it. Maybe he feels if he gives them pics of her with him they will not stalk her elsewhere? He could have deal going.

We don’t know. Wouldn’t be the first time. I’m sure the press know where Ella lives but will not take pictures of her there or at school.

Ella looks SO much like her mother. Harley is a very beautiful woman.

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/user-post-7-topics-to-avoid-if-you-dont-want-to-be-a-bore-453819/

Satsuki..take note!

To Finkelbert:
I agree. He is showing her the ropes so she is not overwhelmed. I think he has a deal as they go to lots of places and they are not papped. Giving her confidence with them. Natural thing for a famous father to do.

Christian Bale:
ComingSoon.net recently asked the 35-year-old British actor: “You’ve been an actor a lot longer than you’ve been a star. With the TMZ culture, are you concerned about it distracting people from your character onscreen? Does it distract from your performance?”

Bale’s response: “Not for me it doesn’t because I don’t know what things are being said of gossipy stuff. My life is much happier when I ignore that. As for other people, that’s their choice. If they want to embrace that then they’re probably going to sacrifice enjoyment in the movies. I really believe that, but it’s their choice if that’s what they love looking at. I don’t get it, but it is what it is.”

@lol what a f*cking circus:

No doubt he will guide her well. Help develop her filter as people can be harsh with comments and young girl can sometimes take that to heart. He himself has had to deal with it so he will be able to advise well and protect her from the leeches.

@to 227:

I don’t know if Daniel considers Satsuki a leech. What you see as Satsuki being a leech he could see it as taking care of someone that supports him in the way he needs.

My observation with men is that they sometimes want their relationships to succeed that one kind act can erase a million bad ones and things seem ok for a period of time. On the other hand one bad act can erase a million kind ones and thigs are bad for a period of time. Only Daniel knows which one he gets more of in his relationships. In the end it’s how she makes him feel that will make or break it or like some have said in the past - it might be his obligation to her.

@to 227:
GREAT ONE 228!
Just ignore the Finkelsh*t . You know who that is. ;)

@guess who this is:
please ignore her.
Moving on…

@Finkelbert:
I did not assume that at all.

@to 234:

But you still ask others to ignore me …..how kind of you!

sorry for typo-
typin fast - should be ‘minutes’ not minuts.
Or My Nuts!! LOL!
how appropo for a discussion about the loo!

it is amazing that he walked out of the restaurant with the buttons buttoned up properly! he Didn’t miss one!!]
Maybe he was not that drunk after all!
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Either that or he whips it out so much that can button his fly in his sleep!

No-one ever catches their nuts on buttons.

;)

HAHAHA!
Could not resist that one!
LOL!
Daniel must be in the Guiness Book of World records for the fastest Fly Buttoner in the UK, maybe the world!

If you scroll down to the second photo here you can see the other pair of button fly jeans. Remember, I’m only posting this so you can see the buttons! LOL! ;)
http://www.kp.ua/daily/270409/178179/

Monstrous

@tess:
Of course, we understand why you are posting it.
LOL! LOL!
by the way, thanks for the refresher pic!
very nice photos. and very refreshing! (boy does he look mmmmmm good in those kiev pics).
:)

You all want so badly to prove that he does not love her and does not want her around when you are all so wrong!!!!!!!

Ignoring them.

TO TESS:
I think that the press agencies are on 2 lines of thought….
1. They are aware of how more and more unpopular and disliked the gf is and has been and she is just becoming more and more unwanted!! The press agencies may be hearing nasty talk about the gf and they may be getting really terrible feedback about her. more like angry readers, fed up with seeing her, tired of the Privacy/Free for all Pap games etc. more and more ….

2. Also being photographed with his daughter takes the attention away from the gf.
Also, ALL of the gf’s NEGATIVE attitude AND NEGATIVE FEEDBACK from fans and industry players is bringing Daniel down in the industry.
He is shooting himself in the foot by being seen so much with her-
This really may have started to happen with important roles that he may have wanted, - maybe like the McQueen BioPic role for instance…OR OTHERS …and NO ONE, no PROFESSIONAL director or producer in the industry is going to deal with her BS or put up with her for one second and their crews and teams working on the film aren’t going to be pushed around by her.

So essentially their whole entire plan to make her the star BACKFIRED ON THEM ,…AND it continues to backfire worse and worse, and now maybe Daniel is seeing the backlash against HIM! He might be seeing that her negative feedback and dislike is soaking into his space- personally and professionally.
It is also very possible that his friends and family back in Wirral have had talks with him about her and he may be getting the point, slowly but surely.
I think the PR is trying to do damage control by shoving her away, out of the pap crosshairs..

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/awfultruth.eonline.com/bitchback-do-reese-and-jake-stage-photo-ops-20090514

look at this,,,i guess we are not the only ones who thinks stars “stage” photo ops. when dan and sats were walking around that italian harbor, i heard it was staged.

http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Slumdog_Child_Actors_Get_Homes_from_Mumbai_Government_35397.html

On Sunday night, the children attended the 81st Academy Awards ceremony after being flown to Hollywood for the event. They had never left India before. As part of the trip, the children visited Universal studios and Disneyland, and received autographs from stars such as Daniel Craig and Meryl Streep.

There is a pic somewhere too. poor kid. He was hit by his father too. Remember that?

@the other star:

Its a beautiful commercial.

the ivy lady may be fran walsh, wife to Peter Jackson. Its hard to tell because there is only one picture of her and it was taken at the Oscars 2001. So thats how much of a film nerd I am to know who Frannie is :) It looks like her but I cannot be sure, but in a weird way it makes sense because Jackson lives with his family in London. She has no credits on the Tintin films but she is her husbands business partner.

peter and fran own a production company together which she runs the books and he does the art. Dan and Sats aren’t business anything lol.

http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/celebrity-wedding09/index.html?presentar=resultado

come on dont stop voting..i see his fan club are..

@you know who:
Nice…….:(

@LOL: Now I am convinced you have a real mental problem. Anyone who spends hours voting for people they do not know just to unrealistically “prove people wrong” is seriously sick. Please get a life and get some help.

@Crazy:

Yes Daniel and Satsuki - get some help!

Two things:
A) The lady IS Babara Broccoli NOT Laura. I had this confirmed by a few people in the industry. Why is wasn’t mentioned in the papers, I don’t know.
B) With voting on the Hello Magazine Poll. Log in on Mozilla, vote then clear your cookies after each time. This will make you circumvent having to wait every 15 minutes. This is how Daniel and Satsuki went from 10 to 1122 in the space of a couple of hours.

well they are voting for two people who will never marry so let them waste their time, my time is too precious to sit and vote for anyone.

by winning this competition will make dan and sats marry then will it? is that their way of thinking? some message to them both?

lol..what f*cking circus…

@fan club: I would love to see William and Kate get married but I too would never waste my time. Hate Daniel’s fugly gf but have a life of my own. As I have always said it figures Satsmonkey has only one fan who is totally psycho-she deserves her.

It seems that I am the only person voting here for william, would be nice to get some help from the troops.
:)

I guess the Satlovers will rub it in, hope you are prepared!
http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/celebrity-wedding09/index.html?presentar=resultado

@hello magazine:
lol Wannabe hardly worked on voting for Satsuko and Danny.
Maybe Wannabe will be right and happy if they will marry this year.
…………
Yes, the doorwoman is Barbara, her face is known at first sight and she’s really shorter than Laura who looks differently. I always think the Nobu meeting was about 23.Bond because now it’s time to preparing on another bondmovie, the meeting was arranged in May or June.
I am exciting to know news. When Daniel has meeting at a restaurant, it’s opportunity to tope for him. He himseld said he topes but he must control it because of Bond.I think he always will tope.

Then keep on voting please and clear your cookies every time.
You can do this on Mozilla. The go to the tools option, internet options then clear cookies. Or use a cookie crumbler.

His fan club are mostly from Europe so their voting time is later in the evening and there is a few of them voting. They will probably win this but really, you want them to rub it in because they will.

It seems they are desperate to see them win this as it might send a “message” to the couple.

Sorry Smart, but we may all have to wait longer than expected to see Bond 23. Bad news for Daniel too I think.
http://thespyreport.livejournal.com/242265.html

@Control: Don’t forget to add impersonating other posters to the list.

If you look at the couples on that Hello list, only a couple are both famous.
Brangelina, Zara and Mike (he is a famous UK sports star).
Jake and Reese.
The other ones have a partner that is famous just for being with them.
Look at Kate Middleton with William, just waiting around for him to pop the question.
Satsuki, no real career to speak of.
Charlene Wittstock, waiting to marry a Prince.
Stuart Townsend..what does he do and I thought they had split?
Gene Aubrey, yes a model but more famous now for bedding Halle.

@famous for doing what?: I never thought much of the Hello site-very vanilla and not too informative. It figures they would put the monkey up there. Like a poster said the sudden, continuous spike in votes is too obvious-it does make it seem like a relative is fixing the votes.

@lol what a f*cking circus: I agree!!

@tess: Thanks I forgot about that. I love it when people (esp. psychos) get on their soapboxes and start preaching-they are usually the ones who are guilty of the charges.

@Control: Don’t forget to add impersonating other posters to the list.
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thank you for saying what i’ve always wanted to say about wannabe. personally, i think it’s very wrong and somehow unfair to pretend to be someone you’re not. maybe someone should tell her this.

as for the article you posted on bond 23, i agree with another poster. i think everyone involved will come to terms and get on with it. there is just too much money to be made by all involved. in this economy everyone; sony, eon, etc needs all the money they can get.
after all, bond 23 will be a guaranteed money maker. just look at how much the previous two have made. no matter their differences, i don’t think those involved want to kill the golden goose. so, i personally think the lunch/dinner at nobu was a meeting between barbara and daniel to get the ball rolling. and i dont think we’ll be waiting until 2011 for the next bond film.

wtf? @ 05/14/2009 at 9:34 pm http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/celebrity-wedding09/index.html

Have you all seen this? Only 10 votes?
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I just looked and it was 1127 votes and only Kate and William were in front on of them.

Seems like plent of people want to see them wed.

and more, producers are looking for director, they before wanted Danny Boyle, it does mean they are ready to make Bond

@@226:
Daniel’s PR guy is better than “get-inside-ass” Laura. I dislike Laura

Let the psycho keep voting-it’s nice to have a psycho-free board for a while. She is exactly like Satsmonkey just give her a very simple task and she will work on stupid things for hours. The real proof that Daniel’s fans don’t think much of the gf is the thousands of negative posts over many years. Nothing can change history and everyone knows there is only one Satsmonkey fan and she has very serious mental problems.

Yes I see his fan club are voting furiously like little kids that they are.

Are they THAT desperate to prove something by making them win?

In all actuality they are only proving themselves to be obssessed and desperate to prove a point.

If they were THAT secure in the knowledge that they will marry, why have to prove it in a fixed contest?

I hope they win by a landslide which proves one thing, the majority of his/her fans are panicking that they won’t marry.

Maybe the Hello Curse will strike! :)

Just think this though, if they do win, Wannabe and her minions will not let it rest on here.
Just prepare yourself.

to 63: do you think this funnier teeth? http://www.wrinklybagtagsatsuki.blog.cz

Let them have their win.
They have nothing else but dreams.

;)

The Hello Mag is part of the Sats campagin. I now think its her own and she is doing it to show Daniel how popular she is with him and how many people want them together, Let’s see if he buys it.

i feel a little more let down as i voted from day one on there and got everyone up to 300 then i started voting on william.
i asked for help on here but nothing. now i have stopped.

if this board becomes unbearable because they win, don’t blame me!

@let down: GG! Who cares if they win that ridiculous contest. It’s meaningless!

“i feel a little more let down as i voted from day one on there and got everyone up to 300 then i started voting on william.
i asked for help on here but nothing. now i have stopped.

if this board becomes unbearable because they win, don’t blame me!”
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I voted at some point but then let it go but, and this is important, I will hazard a guess that the “rubbing in” will get out of hand on here.
Picking battles is very wise but winning some is equally as important (as futile as it seems).
Sorry.

@let down: It is not “they” -remember it is only one crazy person. If anyone comes on here to “gloat” we all know it is the psycho.

Can we change the subject? I was just thinking how cute is it that Daniel uses phrases like “oopsy-daisy” and “honey bunny”! Aaaawww. We know he loves to hold hands. I bet he loves to hug too! It probably doesn’t feel that great hugging a plank of wood.

@wannabe:
hehehehehehehehehe!

I have no work (like Satsuki)
I haven’t own money (like Satsuki)
I have not success (like Satsuki)
I have not respect (like Satsuki)
I have not attention (like Satsuki)
I have not beautiful face (like Satsuki)
I love attention.
I love money from man.

…and the voting on hello magazine has just ceased for daniel and sats…strange timing…LOL!

@tess:

rumour has it hes got a wicked sense of humour when he’s behind closed doors. If he was goofing off to make her laugh in public I think he was feeling no pain at that point lol. Daddies are usually the silly ones anyways, but maybe he feels like hes lost alot of time with her being basically grown up now.

@lol what a f*cking circus:
yea! Bravo! Satsuko will be happy and veryyyyy surprised! She will do horse dance!

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2009/05/craig-nobu/daniel-craig-knows-nobu-06.jpg

Yes, I heard he has a very wicked sense of humour and I would love to get drunk with this man.
But it looks like Satsuki has a hair up her backside. I can just see her “shushing” him or telling him to “pipe down”.
I hope he tells her f*ck off.

Once again it is one psycho person-I say great let Hello magazine have her. If we can give this site a wannabe *****-GREAT!!!

@to tess:
Do you think “šušing?”

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/15/article-1182110-04F292B0000005DC-81_468×374.jpg

I guess sats is not the only woman who cant keep her mouth shut on the red carpet. her outfit was horrendous too.

@christian bale: I guess that means you think Satsmonkey’s outfits are horrendous.

@christian bale:
Hey, do you think Sibi Blazic (Bale’s wife) is ugly?

for nobody.

@PR:
PR- You are right- The girlfriend has had her own PR agent/agency for a while. The PR and girlfriend also have friend (s) over at Hello magazine.
That is how they (Daniel and gf) were in that ridiculous ‘most elegant ‘ contest last year.
Since the gf lost that contest, she had her friend put her and Daniel intotThis new contest….’who is getting married next” fabrication.
It is Very sad and pathetic that the gf is stooping this low, lower than the curb, to try to get public opinion on her side to “CONVINCE” Daniel to marry her.
I mean, what woman wants to try to CONVINCE her bf to marry her? He must not love her, he m ust not be ‘head over heels’ in love with her if he needs ‘convincing’!! and public opinion to tell him to marry her…
That is going way beyond ’scratching the bottom of the barrel ” desperate.

typo….
‘inot’ should be ‘into”

maybe someone should tell satsuki that you can bring a horse to water but you can’t make him drink. she can put as much pressure on daniel as she wants but only he can decide if he wants to get married. and really why should he? if he likes the relationship as it is. after all he’s been married before and look how that one ended.

Brangelina are in the poll too. Brad and Angelina OFTEN are on cover of tabloids. Everyone knows who they are, and MOST people adore them and want them to marry.
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When “sats who?” wins, just remind the ones screaming “see, people really do want them to marry!” of Brangelina, who people really DO want to see get hitched, and say back–. A “fixed” contest isn’t a win, honeybunny.
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Christain Bale’s wife is gorgeous.

Just a thought that maybe, perhaps, one of the gf’s family member(s) is sitting at home voting all day and night, ? in addition to the fan club sites…

Wow I didn’t expect to have so may agree with me. It just seems obvious to me now that this entire thing is a setup and if it’s true that they put on shows on the red carpet and the holding hands thing then this is just another show as she has the contacts to do it.
If she as manipulative as people say then this is right up her alley and If Daniel likes to please the public then he will go along.
I am curious to see what he would do in the end as he appears to be so unhappy and miserable with her.

Trash attracts trash!!!!!!

Daniel should feel blessed to join this family. They will elevate his
status and hlep him clean up his act. He should stop treating them badly.
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No evidence he is “joining” them and how is HE treating them badly?
If he is, they should have more respect and not have anything to do him.
Evidently the Mitchell Family has zero self respect. Just like their daughter if all of this is the case.

He is disrespecting them by treating Satsuki like she is beneath him. He made her a promise he better stick to it and show her the respect and love she deserves. Marry her for godsake .

So what they are just gifts he needs to put his money where his mouth is and get on with it.

@to 366:
So totally right. HE is hardly treating them badly! And he has taken care of their sob arrogant daughter, where if she was anywhere else, anywhere else she would be walking jobless , and probably homeless on the streets.
THEY should be grateful he takes pity on her!
Where else would she go if “Bank Daniel Craig” wasn’t supporting her? She has no where else to go at this point.

Evidently whatever industry contacts she has tried to make over the past few years have not turned out any work for her, so at this point her job options are extremely limited.

Babs seems to like her. So maybe she will work for EON.

She is not a leech. If she was Daniel would have dumped her by now. He needs her and more than she needs him.

I think “Bank Daniel Craig” needs a BAILOUT!! ASAP!
LOL!

Babs seems to like her. So maybe she will work for EON.
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She wouldn’t have met Babs if it wasn’t for Daniel.

I don’t see any evidence of Barbara liking her though. She tolerates her most likely.

I think Satsuki was there at Nobu to organize him and possible filming dates/details.

He was there to nod and drink. Ella was there to be with her father.

@lol what a f*cking circus to:

376- Totally right on the money there! Unfortunately, it has to be pretty bad if someone has to be THREATENED into marriage. Guess they are Not so ‘loved up’, but more like “threatened up! “!

380-I AGREE completely!
I personally believe the gf has tried to do that but to no avail.,
Without a doubt I can see her mother or her relatives telling her to do that, and that is the only way to keep him. typical. It is the oldest trick in the book ‘How to land a movie star and keep him!’

Yes it was cheesy to ask for and to include in the film. So Daniel and Babs are cheesy.
It ruined an already crap film, if that’s possible.

Barbara had no option with Craig Mitchell.

@to 379:
Daniel has other reasons for keeping her around. She is a good organizer, makes good travel arrangements and restaurant reservations (well that isn’t hard, when she does make them, (Mr. Chows not withstanding,) she just drops Daniel’s name )… and great maid and housekeeper, receptionist, takes care of the daily post….
gardener…empties the trash, …………………………..
When a couple are both on the same page and want to marry, they do, they don’t make excuses…. with Daniel, there is no reason to wait five (?) years. The excuses are just that. At this point, I doubt they are even engaged. The ring looks like it came out of a bubble gum machine, or possibly a crackerjack box.

http://images.hollywoodupclose.com/images/4/10/72/80/32/10728032_525.jpg

I see Babs wearing a low cut top….thank god Daniel had a decent pair of t*ts to look at that night. We all know she likes flashing them at him.
(no offence to his daughter but I suspect he stole a few bleary red wined shifty lears at them). :)

Satsuki is a plank of wood with shoes on. :o

You forgot, her lower jaw can help with blowjobs. He can rest his balls on there.
I bet she can fit her fist in her mouth too.
Probably what keeps her there.

Oh and twist a dollar bill into a bow with her tongue. She looks like a **** who could do that.

Daniel has said in the past that he is not into large breasts so Satsuki’s is perfect for him. Babs boobs maybe nice but not his thing.

@lets not forget…to 391:

Men love women like that. Good for her. She can please her man.

@PR is RIGHT:

The comment is posted on previous threads. It said he is not into large breasted women. He likes skinny tiny women

Men love women like that. Good for her. She can please her man.
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Well it is what got her there and keeps her there. Obviously her only talent.