Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt: Maxim’s Hot 100
Newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pose together at Maxim’s 10th Annual Hot 100 Celebration on Wednesday (May 13) in Santa Monica, Calif.
“As of now, her honeymoon plans are to battle celebs in the jungle,” Spencer told MTV News. “To be honest, Speidi’s life is a honeymoon. People go on honeymoons to get freaky — I stay freaky.”
“Heidi wants the whole Pratt clan,” he added. “I mean, Heidi would have a kid yesterday. She’s so motherly. Maybe I should just buy her a cat or a dog for now. I’m gonna buy her one of every kind of animal for 10 years.”
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That’s another way of saying he DOESN’T want to have her kids, not now nor in the next 10 years, for that matter.
These 2 parasites should be put in quarantine permanently
heidi is on the verge of having one surgery too many. how can she be so god loving and so fake at the same time
I disagree Blackat, I can already see the cover of OK!
omg. what a pair of WANKERS
This pair looks like the Ken and Barbie, plastic.
Thanks to her plastic surgeons, Heidi is hot….cant wait for her Playboy spread
why do you hate her?
These two don’t look like Ken and Barbie….Ken and Barbie are more realistic. These two are absolute jokes….their “marriage” is a joke, everything is obviously fake and staged, and why they are “famous” is beyond me.
So I’m watching The Daily Show with John Stewart and Tom Hanks is his guest. Tom was explaining his visit to a super collider, where the scientists were explaining how they smash particles into one another over and over until they create antimatter. Through this antimatter, a black hole is created. And the thought occured: why can’t Heidi and Spencer have enough spastic sex with each other, colliding together over and over enough times, with enough energy (yeah it ain’t a pretty vision) to create antimatter. A black hole could form that would suck them into its’ event horizon and crush them into nothingness. It was just a thought.
All I have to say is “Where’s the marriage liscence folks?”
Oh boy, that’s all we need…Heidi crapping out some spawn.
OMG! I think it’s SOooo funny that THEY want to be called “Speidi” soo bad.
wtf? I just want to kick them both in the face 9 times in a row.
I don’t understand why these two are “celebrities”??
Travecão, cruiz credo
B*tch!
they should have a child for next seasons finale
Wont be long that she realises what an self consumed ******** she married and its broken up.
My money is on after all the lights have faded and reality is left over. (he in the mean time will have cheated on her)
i hate that fake boobs *****
I’m tired of that rats nest wig she attaches to the top back of her head. It’s nasty looking. Her shoes are 2 sizes 2 big. Spencer has a stain on his suit. Looks like c.u.m.
He is such a scumbag. She is just a straight-up playmate.
=[ Poor blonde with the lazy eye..your makeup does not cover up your ugliness, my dear.
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