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Dita Von Teese Does Dolce

Dita Von Teese Does Dolce

Dita Von Teese attends the Dolce & Gabbana Party at the Le Baoly, Port Canto during the 2009 Cannes Film Festival on Friday (May 22).

The 36-year-old burlesque beauty wore a black sequin, exaggerated long sleeve cocktail dress with matching head piece by Dolce & Gabbana.

Earlier in the day, Dita stopped by the Dolce & Gabbana yacht in Cannes.

She also tweeted yesterday to remind us of what she’s selling! She said, “I’m in the business of selling glamour, not reality! My reality is private……”

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33 Comments

# 1

Dita’s pretty but this is a definite miss.

# 2
fashion 911 @ 05/23/2009 at 5:37 pm

I am surprised by Dita’s choice of dress.
It’s very old lady-ish and not in sync
with her usual good taste.

# 3

She’s very pretty but
NOT loving the dress!

# 4
thank you @ 05/23/2009 at 5:44 pm

Enough with the constant Dita, Gosselin and Rihanna posts.
There are other celebs to post about.
Give us some Cannes coverage - Cotillard, Kruger, Green, etc…

# 5

It always amazes me how much tanner her legs are than her head.

# 6

I think she looks lovely but very tired.

# 7

I actually like the dress itself, but shape is too bulky and the color washes her out.

# 8

This Dita chick looks like a ghost.

# 9

Her make up is pretty bad. What a shame because her skin is so beautiful.

Surprisingly frumpy for Dita.

true blood @ 05/23/2009 at 6:04 pm

Overdone and too ornate. She usually does over the top well but not this time.

The place is Le Baoli.

Dita looks really tired

This dress is ok but nothing compared to the one she wore to the amFAR event. F*ck*ng amazing! My jaw dropped!

***** needs a good tan!

Why is Dita wearing a carpet?

believe it or not, there is a pretty face underneath all that sludge.
i wish i could take a spatula and peel off her makeup.

The dress is gorgeous but whoever did her hair and makeup should be fired.

Love her but agree, this is not her best look.

Very Elizabethan. Was that the look she was going for?
It’s quite severe and fairly unflattering.

^She may not be a virgin but this girl loves queens! *wink*

I don’t think she is that hot

Absolutely divine dress!

She is beautiful but looks so silly here.
Sorry, Dita. :-(

i only like her look from the neck down. different hair and makeup might have made a big difference.

looking bad once again
and i had just complemented her on her last post lol
she looks horrible here
thats an ugly ass dress and she looks her usual pasty pale **** color
well her face that it, her legs look normal, so i assume she’s wearing makeup
what a wierdo

cannescannes @ 05/23/2009 at 8:31 pm

I’m just getting tired of Dita’s whole image. I’d so love to see her without all the fuss, in modern jeans and some fabulous designer tunic style blouse. Maybe even a Tory Burch vibe. Her retro style is starting to age her, and as it has been already said here, the make up is distracting.
The whole look is not very inviting and more mannequin than human.
I can’t imagine men finding all that face paint kissable…well maybe Marilyn Manson did, but she/he doesn’t count!

I don’t like the dress and she powdered he face slightly too much.

Dita’s looked beautiful all week except for this dress.
It’s just too matronly and yes, it ages her. Her body is amazing and she’s all bundled up in a high fashion burka. Makes no sense.
But everything else she’s worn at Cannes has been lovely and quite unique. A return to form for Dita.

She looks like a BULLDOG”
SOOO UGLY!

She had sex with Marilyn Manson so I think she is just DISGUSTING!
what can you expect of someone you has had a relationship with a freak like him!!!!

too much of her on this site and there are other girls who are hotter

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