Mon, 25 May 2009 at 10:47 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal & Reese Witherspoon: Memorial Day Madness
Cute couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon attend a Memorial Day beach party on Monday (May 25) in Malibu, Calif.
Jake’s upcoming movie, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, recently wrapped and began post-production at the Disney Studios. It’s supposed to be one of the most expensive films to be released internationally in Summer 2010.
10+ pictures inside of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s Memorial Day madness…








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Madness is them always trying to promote their shomance as real. Disney is spending alot of money on a movie that will end up being Princess of Persia: The search for soap and shampoo and hot guys to hook up with while trying to pretend to be straight.
Looks like there were kids at the party but I don’t see Ava and Deacon.
The search for soap and shampoo and hot guys to hook up with while trying to pretend to be straight.
I love them!
And I don’t get why people think their relationship isn’t real. Who spends all their time faking that?
Grow up people.
Most expensive? I bet it going to be great.
Do these two do ANYthing without cameras around? That came out wrong. Let me rephrase it. There seems to be cameras in the most obscure places that manage to “catch” these two on film.
It seems staged because they have so many photo ops. I think they are only real in that way that Hollywood relationships are real like Jen and Vince or Jen and John Mayer. They are all a bit suspect in my opinion.
She’s smiling like a smug idiot and he is on the make trying to hook up with anything male and female. Wake up Reese and stop being so stupid and self-enamored. Your “boyfriend” is no better than your “no good” ex, except your “boyfriend” is more gay than your ex.
Reese and Jake are couple.
And one more thing: Jake is becoming a father that Ryan could not to be cause of divorce and distance from his kids.
RE: anon.#9, Why the hate, dearie? And why the fantasy about strangers? Notice the kids aren’t there with R & J? Don’t you wonder where they are? With their father perhaps?
Hey, reeseisafool #8, do you just hate everyone?
Prince of Persia will become one of the most expensive movies because of the amount of CGI they are having to use to cover up Jake’s complete lack of agility and grace. That’s why the movie was pushed back a year. He’s just not convincing with a sword in his hand. Disney may have to just dump it and take the loss as a tax write-off.
why we never see them with her kids?
@emma.: You grow up, open your eyes, do some research away from sites like JJ here, who along with print mags like People, are paid to promote celebrities and their well-planned PR image and then you’ll realize what a bunch of phonies these two are. Jake hasn’t had a movie released in 2 or 3 years, his last 3 have been box office flops and he has no firm offers to date. Reese would be NOTHING without her “Romance with Jake” press and photo ops after her divorce. She has producing and movie flops, her middle-aged foray into tired old romcoms and a voiceover in an animated Disney movie. PR with Jake is the only thing keeping her relevant, and Jake’s PR with her…well it was supposed to make him look straight but all it’s done is make him look ball-less, unhappy and whipped. So much for Reese improving his image because their PR alliance has all but obliterated his fanbase.
She is looking not a snob for once.
i could give a **** about either of them, lol, even if they seem like totally cool and down to earth ppl, but the only reason i’m commenting here is because you mentioned Prince of Persia AHHHHHHHHHH, and if they mess this up…there will be riots. they better not mess this movie up at all, and the image quality along with the action better be top notch. ugh. i don’t know why i’m soooo invested in the movie, considering i’ve never played the game, but i have watched my bros play the game, and it is one of the best animated video games ever, so if they mess it up, really, there will be boycotts.
Prince of persia is gonna rock! Jake wiil rock soon!
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They’re so boring together.
i like these two together and think they are real…as real as ryan and abbie. both couples have been photographed with the children.
still faking it
Jake looks like he’s in a hurry! Probably to hook up with someone and have some real fun sex and R&R after his usual weekend command performance photo op with Reese.
am i missing something??? when jake was dating K Dunst for yrs i saw no hate or accusations of his sexuality then…why now w reese??? she did not cheat like ryan did VERY PUBLICLY!! she is the woman scorned just like jennifer aniston!! (but she had CHILDREN). why jennifer gets the sympathy while reese gets the scorn??? PUBLICISTS!
Does anyone think that this is the real Reese Withespoon? How do you know these things? Hope somebody can tell me :-)
http://twitter.com/r_witherspoon
no reasoning.NONE. little man ryan loses out to big man jake. NO CONTEST.
reese bore that DOG little man ryan 2 children while maniston couldn’t be bothered. maniston is the “middle-aged” poster “child” of dumpees everywhere. Reese is an Oscar winner and does not have to buy a man.
All celebrity couples are followed like this.
they are no different than
Ben& Jen
Angie & Brad
Seal & Heidi
etc.
also does anyone know who that woman squatting is? She looks familiar?
Kate & Tom
Giselle & Tom
Halle & what’s his name
Drew & multiple celebrities
Diane Kruger & Josh Jackson
Point made?
hahaha it looks very funny to see them in this bike!
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sorry for the above comment! its not meant for this post! coool
That hat is soooo unsexy. I think Reese makes him wear it to make him look older and thus not her toyboy. She tries to look younger while he tries to look older. Bad result all round.
maniston dated younger freak john mayer and her hags ate it up. jake has not PUBLICLY DUMPED reese 2X!!!
jake boo - hot bod’ too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeX4rfUlSqs
Disney Company isn’t a good film industry more. The new owners use the good image of Walt Disney to damage children and teenager. The prince of Persia make propaganda for Video Games whose damage children and teenager because they are violents and they have lot of subliminal messages. It isn’t Jake Gyllenhaal and his family whose damage the life of another family for money….
Disney had made a indecent film called called “The House of yes” whose the theme was the sexual love between a brother and sister! The was a director Victor Salva whose abuse of a 10 years old child in studio. Sometimes they put some pornography in Disney Channel early morning.
Disney Company and their new owner are people without character!
@Charlie:
“Reese would be NOTHING without her “Romance with Jake” press and photo ops after her divorce.”
Hardly. Reese was a big success before this relationship. She was critically acclaimed right from her first movie. She received huge respect for Freeway and Election. Legally Blonde was a massive smash and she got numerous awards and acclaim for Walk the Line. Monsters Vs Aliens is a box office smash, as was Four Xmases. She’s lined up to work with James L Brooks and Alexander Payne, as well as a number of other possible productions. Fact is, Reese is, and always has been, a success in every manner of the word.
As for Jake, he’s still young. Male actors grow into stars later in Hollywood. Look at Clooney, RDJ, Brad Pitt, Philip Seymour Hoffman etc.
What’s with the Playboy Bunny Hair Reese? It doesn’t suit you.
More boring photo ops.
YAWN
I would like to watch Reese Witherspoon at cinema and I wouldn’t like to watch her §Bas/tar$ds& in cinema in future like Jake Gyllenhaal
Children whose haven’t any kind of education at home or children whose don’t study and haven’t any kind of profession are §Bas&4tar&ds/.
I don’t like to watch any kind of dirty or syphlitic %bu%TT% or &va/gina” or %peni$s$ of any §sheat$ actor or actress of Hollywood film industry!
Come on folks, Like Reese and Jake or turned off by them. How many people would like to vote “se” above off this site?!? Constant rampages in poorly worded English and now venturing off into crude language.
@Pattycake: Hi Patty! I used to talk w you over at Pigez awhile back. Anyway what I think happens is the press divide up and follow until the get the two together then call each other for shared information on who’s where. These two really seem to dislike the papps, and can’t imagine them calling ahead for a staged photo op.
@Pattycake: You got my vote for “se” to get off.
“These two really seem to dislike the papps, and can’t imagine them calling ahead for a staged photo op.”
LAMO
Check out hundred Reese and Jake photo ops where these two phonies look in the camera and smile for good tabloid pictures.
Or call paps to take their pictures in some museum.
I kinda feel bad for Reese, Jake always seems to walk ahead of her and she looks like she is trying to catch up with him..I have never seen him hold the door open for her either..
@two publicity whores: Yeah isn’t it strange how paps appear wherever Reese is like museums, pig farms or an obscure airport in Italy or even a hotel in rural Italy or in a Central California small town where other celebs are but gee no one spotted them, they only pap Reese and Jake. Or on Jake’s closed movie sets, no pics at all allowed, not even cell phones but the minute Reese shows up for a visit a pap just happens to catch her and Jakey talking and holding hands on a closed movie set! It boggles the mind how they find her in the most out of the way places!
very cute together, I love them .. Reese looks fantastic!
I really like Reese and am happy that she has moved on from her divorce. She very much deserves a man who appreciates her and makes her happy. Helps that Jake is yum!
Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s Memorial Day showmance DULLNESS.
yeah disney sucks. i haven’t seen anything good come out from them recently/in my lifetime (unless it’s a cartoon) so i have no high hopes for this movie at all, because when they got the rights to do the movie…i remember thinking the world was ending. i hope they’re really hands off. i have been watching the filming of this stupid game for about 2 years plus and the writing of the script before they even got backing for the movie for longer…so it’s been a long ass while in the making and i’m just saying they better not f up.
I just love them! They look so happy.
please watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2sH_4UxWu0&feature=channel_page
PPPPPPPppppppppppppppppppplease find some word other than “cute” for people. I am getting sick on “cute”. Cute overdose.
SE won’t leave; might as well just ignore him/her or read it for laughs. It’s kinda fun to have a nutcase around making crazy comments all the time. Makes sane people appreciate their sanity.
I for one love Reese & Jake as a couple!!! Brad and Angie are the media starved whores!!!!!
They’re really dialing it in in these photos. There wasn’t even a photo of them in the same frame, so JJ had to cut and paste two photos together at the top of the post to make it look more like a couple.
How’s that bearding working for you Reese and Jake? Jake hasn’t had a hit in over four years, and Princess of Persia looks like a total loser. And when was the last time Brooks or Crowe had a hit movie? They’re last few were flops, Reese was probably the only one they could get that would agree to be in their movies.
Whortensia etc…
You forget that we are in a democracy and I have right to say what I think!
Whortensia place where do you come from and your family origin isn’t good. We can observe that the people haven’t any idea about Ethic or moral. You haven’t any idea about the consequences of a bad way of life and bad examples for society that these people of Hollywood show through their %bas/tar$ds$
@Annie: “They look so happy.” WHAAAT? If you think Jake looks happy here and in 80% of his other pics with the Chin, you either need eye transplants or some serious shock therapy. I feel sorry for you if you think that’s the look of happiness.
Reese begin as target for paps when she won Oscar.
Jake when he was dating with Kirsten plus when he become popular with movies such as TDAT and BBM. When they finish together they were far more interesting like all celeb couples but only difference between other celeb couples and Jake & Reese, is that these two lasts.
reese looks so cute as always =]
hate the big pants tho
hope u had a happy memorial day reese!!
it’s their publicists that let the paps know where they are going to be so they can have plenty of photo ops. There are pics of Jake in Ojai on Sun at the farmer’s market. Why would the paps be hanging around up there unless they knew Jake and reeke were going to be there?
They are so pathetic
madmax: I doubt they are pathetic enough to want to trade places with you. LOL
In FACT the mere thought of trading places with you would probably send them straight to the john to throw up.
Someone started the Jake is gay rumors a long time ago out of bitterness and because he has a high voice and played gay, and now some juvenile people feel it makes them look smart to yell PR and fake romance. They are giggling at home over their computers, thinking they are soooo clever, while they know very little about Reese and Jake and see 30 seconds worth of photos now and then.
If you are such clever celeb watchers, you would know that paps stake out people and follow them, and Reese and Jake do what they can to hide the kids, just like Ryan does. You don’t do a fake romance for this long. It just doesn’t work, people. Ask Jennifer Aniston, queen of paid boyfriends.
Grow up, and try to look smart by actually getting a clue.
@se: Freedom of speech means you have the right to express, seek, receive or impart ideas or information. Posting your kind of judgemental hate speech on a website is not a legal right. The only reason you get away with it is that no one monitors the comments. You are what is commonly known as a jerk,
@remember da truth: The rumors started long before BBM, when some people paid to notice these things noticed that Jake had been picked up by the LA police for PDA in a park. His partner was a man. This was several years ago. Now Jake could be bi but he’s not completely straight. All this subterfuge has affected him. When I think of the grinning kid who showed so much promise and see the grim, unhappy man, it’s a sad thing. But who’s more to blame? Jake who hides who he really is? Or us who judges him? Reese is completely incomprehensible.
A friend of mine was a waiter at a restaurant in LA that Jake goes to, and he saw with his own eyes Jake holding hands with his male date. This is the internet and you can believe it or not believe it, whatever, but why would I lie, I have no agenda or nothing to gain by making something up.
Janis,
It´s amazing cause everybody saw Jake holding hands with his boyfriend !
It seems only me, paparazzi and the rest of the world don´t see that.
Come on!
While I don´t see videos (pics can be changed) or Jake saying with his exacts words I don´t buy this bs!
Look, I am not saying he´s gay or not just he doesn´t walk holding hand with possible boyfriend . not yet.
remember and janis: you have no way to back up any of what you say. you merely repeat hearsay. worthless stories and rumors. if you had any real proof you’d be rich selling it. what an ass and fool you are.
Silly Janis: straight men “hold hands” often. It’s called shaking somebody’s hand. And when two men eat together that doesn’t mean they are gay. You probably think kissing makes babies.
There is a women whose worked By Reuters whose worked with a gay that had a love history with Jake Gyllenhaal when he was with Kirsten Dunst.
For me the wrong think is all this nepothism of Hollywood. There isn’t a actor or actress in Hollywood whose the mother or father isn’t Hollywood director or actress or actor or filmmaker.
The woman aren’t beautiful, the man aren’t inteligent or a profission…It is a festival of $so/n$ §of& &Bi&tch& whose would like to win money without work or prostitutes!
The mentality and vision of life are very small, mediocre and poor!
Pattycake
Sorry ! Hollywood is mediocre at present!
Hollywood is a brothel and if we don’t take care it will be worse!
Hollywood is a reflex of american society whose are in decadence!
You know that in few years the american population will be 90% fat!
The ambition mentality of american make them eat like porks!
USA, Chine etc would like organize a know world with sheep slaves!
The government works of USA and their friends are making everything for the families desorganize.
All these countries win lot of money with weapons, drugs and children prostitution…
Look of Woody Allen, Victor Salva, Roman Polansk etc…With all these degenarate people Hollywood will produce more degenarate films too!
I am sure that USA will legalizate marriage between brothers and sisters, fathers and daughter or sons etc…
You can’t put a fresh meat with a rotten meat. The fresh meat will be rotten too!
With degenarate way of life the body will rotten before the die too!
@Janis:
Your friend was lucky, pity they didn’t have a phone to take a pic. Probably would have been able to sell it for thousands, more than enough to make it worth losing your job over don’t you think.
That’s why I think it is all BS and you take Ted much to seriously.
@whortensia:
Didn’t Ted imply that about 4yrs ago so how come it has taken you so long to comment on it. Oh I know you are making it up haha.
TR Night walks holding hand with his boyfriend. Allright. Let´s change conversation….
If Reese is a beard, then Dunst was a beard. Does anyone with a brain think man-crazy, jump in bed Dunst would house a man for several years who never did “it”? Rudimentarly logic, lacking in many people, makes it impossible for Jake to be gay or bi. Grow up and use what little brain you’ve got, people.
My logic said to me this: Jake and Kirsten broke up 2005 but on September 2006 she gives interview were she calls Jake love of her life. It was kinda loving interview were you can see that she still care.
If he cheated her with man her words wouldn’t be so emotional.
There are only few people on this planet who would said nice things about ex partner who cheated him especially with person same gender. This things couldn’t be easily forgotten.
BTW Kirsten friends give statement that Kirsten is so upset seeing Jake and Reese together and that she always thought they will reunite.. and blah blah
Just saying, your logic is good. Like mine. Dunst even was crude enough to talk about where they did “it” rogether. Nobody ever said he was gay when he was living with Dunst. Only after Brokeback came out. People who don’t put Dunst into the matter are too stupid for words. Dunst would never have asked a gay to come live in her house with her. She isn’t into gays; she likes to do it.
Rumours disappear if they can´t be comproved. The most important is Jake be happy with who he think is good for him.
One more thing Did Kirsten encourage Jake to accept role in BBM if he was gay before BBM that wouldn’t be a problem for him he will take it without fear.
just saying: your confused post makes no sense. I think you are probably low IQ. Anyone with a brain can see that if you factor Dunst into the matter, Jake isn’t gay. But if you don’t have a brain, of course, you can’t understand it.
@whortensia:
You are very rude. Just leave this all behind.
@whortensia:
Tell someone this what you just have is very rude and cynical.
You obviously don’t understand what i trying to say so please leave it.
Do me a favor and don’t contact with me anymore.
Wedding anytime soon?!
Jake disappear or paps don´t want him anymore!
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