OlderMon, 01 June 2009 at 11:20 am
Daniel Craig Takes Ice Pop Form
LICENSE TO CHILL
007 Daniel Craig’s sculpted torso is Del Monte Foods’ inspiration for their new “licence to chill” ice pop.
Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies said artists “worked tirelessly” to recreate a shirtless sculpture of 41-year-old Craig in the scene where he emerges from the sea in Casino Royale, the twenty-first film in the James Bond series.
WOULD YOU buy a Daniel Craig ice pop to snack on??
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Cute. I’d buy one.
We Daniel fans knew about this yesterday. Its in all the UK papers and other websites.
You are slow JJ!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189998/Licence-chill-Ice-lolly-shaped-like-James-Bond-star-Daniel-Craig.html
only available in the UK im afraid.
If you look closely, his c o c k tip can be seen on his left side.
:)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/01/article-0-0526DB9D000005DC-221_224×368.jpg
naughty lolly…
That looks yummy
im sure Gonkface will be telling everyone “ive got the real think to suck on”…to friends.
kinda thing she would do being the smug ****** she is
There is nothing like having a flat stick up your A S S
What’s the guy doing with his hands? Looks like he’s taking a piss.
Surely Daniel Craig would not endorse this. How disgusting.
creepy! haha.
it looks like his hands are down his pants…
wow that’s just freaky
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmyyy!!! lol
to 8:
There is nothing like having a flat stick up your A S S
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Well he does have that already with the girlfriend being around 24/7.
Too late.
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nope @ 06/01/2009 at 11:36 am Surely Daniel Craig would not endorse this. How disgusting.
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I don’t think it has anything to do with Daniel liking it or not. Del Monte did this on their own back and I dont think they needed copyright.
Daniel Craig sexy, but that is just too creepy!
@8 & 10:
They must need some sort of permission to use his image.
They are limited editions for Ice Cream Week in the UK which starts today.
They will not make it to the US or other countries.
One time deal which I think his PR team and himself will beathe a sigh of relief over.
No, they do not. No copyright needed. Different law in the UK.
yummy! lol
no permission needed as it isnt necessarily of bond per se but daniel and anyone can use a person’s image on anything.
Needs to fire it’s entire marketing department.
That is incrediibly disturbing concept.
This is gross, lmao.
I agree but apparently they cannot make enought to fill the orders. So companies are buying them but will they sell?
If it had 007 or James Bond on it then EoN could pull them but they don’t.
It’s his likeness and that does not need permission and if he did do something about it, how would that make him look? Getting upset about an ice lolly?
He’s over a barrel on this one.
Funny!! Yes but at least the stick doesn’t have saggy t*ts like the gf!!!
eat Daniel? hmm, maybe and what licking his p e n i s like lollipop?
In this global depression this seems very frivolous and wasteful. They should have donated the money to people starving in Africa instead of working tirelessly on an ice pop.
That thing looks so scary! I could never!
I would like to have a “Daniel vanilla icy cream” I had a chocolate- strawberry icy cream today. I like licking
I find this creepy. DC/Bond franchise have to give their permission to use the image and I am sure they are getting a pretty cut of the profits.
agree with you, people make stupid things and there in Africa are hungry children
That looks incredibly painful. Poor guy.
His has a wonderful body, but one of the homelist faces I’ve seen in Hollywood. True buttaface!
No they did not as the words “James Bond” or “007″ are not on there. This is NOT a Bond product!
His likeness is public domain and can be used as such in the UK.
Do your research please!
i hear it has nothing to do with the whole bond thing at all.
all the money is going back to the makers and profits to the distributors, im sure his office will come out with a notice stating no money from that is getting back to them as it isnt, if they don’t they should.
He has kind of made it clear he is so sick of getting questions from interviewers about that scene in the movie….I bet he really is going to love the questions he gets NOW!
Well yes, I think that is what Del Monte was thinking. But as these ice lollies are for sale to anyone, including children, I doubt that is is ***** showing.
If it is then his office would have a good case to pull it.
(Not his *****, the ice lollies).
I can see some poor b a s t a r d interviewing him about the play and bringing one of these out and asking Daniel.
I’m sure that interviewer will leave with the ice lolly up his a r s e and the stick down his throat to the strains of Daniel shouting “for *******’s sake”.
Oh, just, give me a break on the Africa thing, as though no one is allowed to have any frivolous fun EVER just because there are bad things happening EVERYWHERE in the world. I promise to never again smile at passersby, or laugh at old Seinfeld reruns, or go to the theater to waste two hours watching a frivolous comedy like Night at the Museum, or eat chocolate, or loliies, EVER, EVER again–because there are more “important” things to think about….I’ll stop, at least until all the world’s problems are solved. Even Jesus was realistic and said two THOUSAND years ago “these things will be with you always”….just like you and your need to always try to make other’s feel guilty, apparently…
I wonder if th gf wears the famous blue trunks to bed :)
The company is using his fame to make money. HMMM… I could do that too. UK laws? Capitalisma! Put proceeds toward finding Sats another job. Daniel, you got some influential HOT friends????~just me guinnessbanned from you know where.
If she does wear them hopefully she wears them over her head as she is butt-ugly!!!
To me, the face isn’t right. they made him look 60, and he didn’t look that old in CR. He actually doesn’t even look that old now, even though he does look older than 41. Some days he looks great, some days not so great, but he has never looked as bad as the lolli makes him look. I notice that he did NOt have a 6 pack belly in the CR trunk shot, but they gave the lolli a 6 pack. I actually liked the way he REALLY looks in eth CR pic better and wished they had matched his actual body better. If I didn’t kno wthis was supposed to be Craig, i woudln’t have guessed. Lolli not very accurate, face or body.
Just what you want your children to suck on!!?? A little too realistic in the trunks for a children’s ice pop. Very strange.
What’s next an Eva pop with real nips for the boys? The Bond franchise will sell anything for a buck.
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Apparently he burnt them. But I think his mother has them and has pinned them to a “altar” she has for him in her home along with his awards.
to 42:
Well there is only a certain amount of realism that a smoothie can be made into.
to 43:
Yes, if that is indeed his c*ck that they put in (if you look closely you can see a bulge under the “trunks” too and on the LEFT side on which he famously ‘dresses’). The whole thing looks hideous as they should have rethought his pose. he looks like he is either taking a p*ss or fondling himself.
Either of which I’m sure he does but NOT on an ice lolly.
For the last time, the Bond franchise are NOT involved with this.
NOT a Bond item, NOT a 007 item, if it was it would have the registered trademark on.
Purely something made up from Del Monte I assure you.
Maybe Sats can stand on a corner on Broadway and sell the pops. That is the only thing she could sell on a street corner and actually make money.
just you all wait, some mothers/parents will object to this and try to sue del monte for “sexual overtones’ in this lolly.
that is why the Bond franchise has zero to do with this. too many problems.
cool
http://www.rohudson.com/travels/photos/Shimla%20monkey%20with%20ice%20cream.JPG
what, like this? :)
naaahh..the smug gonk will wave them about and tell everyone she has the REAL thing…wouldnt put it past her.
Fondling himself. That’s what it looks like. They should have put his hands behind his back or something. Not well thought out. I can’t see him having given approval for this, given how much he hates hearing about that shot. What should have been sexy, well…isn’t. I agree with whoever said it was creepy. He has a stick up his behinny, for goodness sake. At least, it’s chocolate, I hope.
“The Daniel Craig smoothie lollies are blueberry, pomegranate and cranberry flavoured and under 100 calories each.”
Not too sure if there are 3 flavors or one mixed but yes, the stick is up his chocolate starfish.
He will never live this down by the media and is not connected to him in anyway,shape or form.
TBH, it’s his own fault for playing the tart in CR with the muscles and shorts.
He knew what he was doing in the scene totally and nowit’s his worst nightmare.
Serves the diva right. NO U TURN Daniel !
The picture of Daniel Craig is great eye candy…nicely balanced and not too thin. The lollipop made me laugh and cringe. I say take it for what it is. We could use some levity in the world right now.
This does not look appetizing, it looks creepy and weird. Pass. He must be so embarrassed.
If they HAD made it look more like him so it wasn’t so weird, maybe it woudl have been FAR too sexy, so maybe they DID make it just right. those flavors sound gross.
i think they should have had just his balls and c*ck on a stick.
might as well have had
Hell yeah!!!!
He is so damn hot, but this is just creepy…
Now I understand why Satsuki is so dependent and sticked on Daniel,
monkeys always needs the lamb and Daniel is the lamb for Satsuki.
I said Satsuki has ugly hands and fingers.
http://www.danielcraig.txt.cz
@someone will sue:
sue?? not in UK LOL!
we are used to much more crude things LOL (tampon anyone LOL)
He already looks older than 41, he didn’t need that THING to make it worse.
Love your pics! He is soo gorgeous but the gf is very odd looking. Now I understand the references to her-she does look like a monkey with a very big mouth. I bet she could fit the entire ice pop into that cavren!!!
I bet she could fit the entire ice pop into that cavren!!!
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Her one and only talent which is why she is still there with him no doubt.
He will never live this down by the media and is not connected to him in anyway,shape or form.
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i wonder if this is one of satsuki’s bright and intelligent ideas to promote him. if t works she gets the credit. if it fails daniel and his people can deny any involvement.
Since we have a heatwave in the UK at the moment…
I’ll go out and get one…two…three…of those tomorrow if they are in the shops here!
Hey, I’ll stock up on these.
Never mind if Dan looks a bit strange on a stick - it’s icecream and it’s him! What a combination - now although I like those flavours, if it only were chocolate…
Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!
@no permission: @funny:
The licensing laws must be different over in the UK bec over here, in the states, Daniel could open up a can of WhoopA*s and sue the heck out of Del Monte if they used his likeness and image without his consent.
I suppose the laws are 180 degree opposite over in the UK…
If this ice pop was over here in the US….I think Daniel would HAVE to agree to it, and maybe even Sony/Eon bec the Character James Bond is being used for Commercial purposes to make money and the product is in Daniel Craig’s likeness and image.
MAybe that is why Del Monte is only doing it over in the UK…so they don’t have to pay Daniel or Eon/Sony.
This product has nothing to do with him, it was commissioned by Del Monte and is not an official Bond product.
Secondly, why the heck would Daniel need promoting as an ice lolly?
I cannot believe the makers of this ice pop have the Chutzpah and raw nerve to put a shadow image of his di*k on the ice pop.
That takes REAL BAL*S!!!
Now this Daiel Craig Ice Pop and all the commentary on it and the details and shape of it, and the little lumps and bumps in all the strategic places…that is REALLY going to set Daniel off in a whole new meaning of ‘hot temper’ !
The ice lollies are already shipped so any disclosure that these are not affiliated with him or EoN etc cannot be put on there. I know that the words James Bond or 007 are not on there so that speaks volumes.
His face is public domain so his likeness can be used.
I am sure that Del Monte will issue a statement saying that the lollies are not. If I was part of his Daniel’s management, I would demand that this be done very soon.
As for that, Del Monte will put it down to a “flaw in the mold” of the lolly.
They knew what they were doing. I am 100% certain that Daniel is mortified by this.
i can only imagine how ella feels looking at this..my god, daniel must not be the only mortified one..
i do hope her schoolmates dont buy any and tease her…
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I absolutely totally AGREE with you that Daniel is beyond mortified!
He is probably going ballistic right now!
I think that Daniel has gone under so much upset and humiliation and criticism when he was cast as Bond, and the DC haters and such, all the horrrible webistes…then he proved himself as Bond, and NOW he has to go through this.
I am really pulling for him to get through this week as best as possible, his public image and his personal self esteem remaining solid and intact.
I am also surprised that Daniel Craig is considered ‘public domain” over in the UK. He certainly would not be here.
typos….should be ‘horrible websites” not horrrible webistes
Maybe this is how Daniel is feeling, ONLY a LOT more serious and pis*ed off than this……
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/oscars/2009/oscar-party-slideshow200904?slide=6#globalNav
Well I don’t think it’s high on the list of super worries for him but I do think he would want the public to know he is NOT garnishing any monies from this nor EoN.
I think that is the main thing for him really.
Has anyone here bought the ice lolly yet? Because I wonder if the bog standard version in the shops is really that detailed.
I think the lolly idea is funny. I mean, all sort of things have been formed in chocolate, and I am sure there have been chocolate bikini versions of female celebs before. And yes, Dan is a very private person and was getting fed up with all those comments about the swimming trunks scene, but on the other hand, isn’t it also a bit flattering that he topped the poll of men women want to…well…lick? He is a very attractive man after all, and maybe the best way to deal with this is laugh about it. Maybe he is laughing about it, who knows?
@mendel:
Mendel, You are right here!
As modest as Daniel is about his privacy (Or I think he is)…daniel DID top the poll of which man women want to lick.
I mean that HAS to be flattering for him on some level…..
Well apparently Jude Law came a close second in this poll so look at it this way, the UK could be subjected to Shrimp on a Stick at this moment.
And it isn’t made of chocolate BTW.
I agree with all the trunk comments there isn’t anyway that Daniel would be connected to this but I hear Del Monte ran the survey themselves and commissioned the ice lolly themselves.
There you have it. Tackiness = Greediness prevails in the business world.
Oh, I’m sure The Gonk knows all about that.
@DEL/DAN ICE POP :
By the way, I noticed the girl in the JJ pics…the BLONDE girl licking Daniel’s purple Ice Pop- She looks very similar to Sienna Miller- anyone else notice that?
I wonder if that was on purpose by the promoters/advertisers?
Talk about SUBLIMINAL SUGGESTIONS in advertising!!!
Pretty funny!
LOL! LOL!
BTW only a 1000 women were asked. Who were they? When?
Strange isnt it?
Del Monte saw a money maker as the UK is in a heatwave.
There was never any bloody survey.
Money, money, money.
well, i’m sorry but given what i saw of daniel and satsuki’s behavior in st barts and some of the terrible dresses she’s worn on the red carpet; i would not be surprised if satsuki was somehow behind these ice pops. although i have to wonder if daniel is not upset about this.
His PURPLE ice pop? Yes very subliminal. LOL!
Nothing to do with the flavors of course. ;)
i have to wonder if daniel is not upset about this.
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I would say he would be especially after trying to distance himself from the trunk scene.
I did hear he was not connected to this from someone and that makes sense to me. Purely a business move by Del Monte capitalizing on him. Now if anything Bond is mentioned, EoN/Sony can sue them.
Isn’t it a terrible thing to even think he is involved with this because of Satsuki? You see what she has done to our thinking because of her actions and image?
Says a lot doesn’t it?
@to 81:
TO # 84……Absolutely Nothing whatsoever to do with flavors.
Nada, Zilch, zippo….(you get the drift….)
:)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1190132/From-party-girl-arty-girl-Lily-Allen-new-face-National-Portrait-Gallery.html
Im surprised daniel isnt in this as ” Actor, Diva and Waiter”…lol
lick my p u s s y
He has already.
to article
I’d describe him as Actor, Optimist, Marmite Boy…
Ciao white, asiano and blacko guys and girls! What’s new under the carpet? I read Daniel is excited of work on Bond. I think there will be no Broadway because he has no time, he must to do training for Bond. About Broadway it’s “maybe, rumour”. If daniel has a lot of stunt work in 23.Bond he must be preparing for role and no sitting and talking at Broadway, eeeh it’s quite boredom in the theatre.
Yes! I’d like to see Daniel’s Bond more similar to Connery’s Bond, I love the beach scene between Honey Ryder and James, Daniel’s Bond should meet new Bond girl who is like Ursula Andress. I am repeating: an Swiss actress, European Bond girl, no indiano, no chinesano or hispaniola girl, only an European actress. Olga Kurylenkova is creepy hnussy and damn she will be back!
Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies said artists “worked tirelessly” to recreate a shirtless sculpture ..
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Well they do say if you give a bunch of monkeys typewriters, they will eventually come up with Shakespeare.
In this case…….no.
@to guinness:
to 62–I didn’t write that! I wrote #41, silly poster! …and IMO I hope Dan is laughing his posh cockney bottum off! (typo police–knock it off, i spelled it as it would read in English queen court!). I think he is a good sport and I totally agree that he sure as hell knew he was hot in that scene and takes full frontal responsibilities for that shot and anything that goes with it. He is a little vain, ya know? (typo police you gotta little issue goin on don’t ya? I may just incorrectly spel wordls so yuo can gos crazcky!). I enjoy you mendel, smart. funny. nice, they need it here sometimes!!! ~guinness
I would eat that!!!!!
Laugh. Out. Loud!
That really looks delicious in more ways than one!
omg!! i want one!
Yes he says he wants to distance himself from the trunk scene but when the paps started to photograph him at St. Barths he changed from his baggy pants to a tight Bond-like suit. Also, he has said he wants the next Bond to be sexier. I think he is smart enough to know that a great deal of his popularity his due to his sexuality-it sells!!
To 81 Yes she does look like Sienna-beautiful! Sats better stand guard diligently as it could get ugly in NYC!! I am sure we will see the gonk stick like superglue to Daniel in NYC!!
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Del-Monte-Foods-Not-bw-15405718.html?.v=1
Del Monte is distancing themselves from del monte Super Smoothies.
They can smell a law suit a mile off that’s why!
well, of course sats will stick to daniel like glue in nyc! after all, daniel was dating heiki when she met him on the set of the jacket. she doesn’t want another woman to do the same think to her.
http://www.thebigmoney.com/blogs/daily-bread/2009/06/01/daniel-craig-smoothie-star
lol, look who wrote this piece….
well, of course sats will stick to daniel like glue in nyc! after all, daniel was dating heiki when she met him on the set of the jacket. she doesn’t want another woman to do the same think to her.
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Bingo.
The way you go into something usually is the way you leave.
She realizes that there are women like her around.
James Bond on a frozen lolly pop with his six pack abs and peen hanging out.
How many ways can we say “reaching”?
PR disaster
Its NOT James Bond on there, its Daniel Craig and he had nothing to do with it so no PR disaster.
@here we go:
Thank you for the article, but I wonder how in the world can Del Monte distance themselves from this Ice pop when it has their name stamped all over it?
If Del Monte licenses their name out to other individuals, then maybe a licensee has created and marketed the super Smoothie ice pop without the parent company’s OK and consent?
Very strange.
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Right you are. And what she did to daniel, moving in on him the way she ’stalked’ him…she is terrified, that another is going to do that to her.
Well, SatSkeevySlut, what comes around does go around! And now it is your turn on the ‘going around’ part of it !! :)
Yes there are many women like her around who really don’t care how they win a man. It is so true the way the monkey arrived will probably be how she leaves. I think “conniving” best describes the gf (among other adjectives).
Regarding the ice pop-I am sure Babs and Daniel love it-any publicity during a non-Bond year is good publicity. I bet Babs has her freezer full of them as she would love to have him in her mouth!!! LOL
@not Bond:
Of course it’s James Bond. It’s 007 coming out of the water in Casino Royale.
Or maybe you are right and it’s Daniel Craig reenacting CR at St Barths. Either way, it’s a pathetic pr attempt.
I’m saying it is not being sold as Bond as James Bond/007 is NOT on the wrapper therefore no infringement problems from EoN.
Del Monte Foods have been innundated with enquiries, the company is Del Monter Super Smoothie a UK branch off that is the reason for the report.
Again, I know it is not an official Bond product but Del Monte S Smoothies have wrangeld their way around it.
Yes I’m sure Babs is rubbing them on her nipples as we speak.
It is called the Daniel Craig Ice Pop NOT James Bond.
That is the official title of it. Del Monte Smoothies cannot say it is Bond/007 they do not have permission.
Right you are. And what she did to daniel, moving in on him the way she ’stalked’ him…she is terrified, that another is going to do that to her.
Well, SatSkeevySlut, what comes around does go around! And now it is your turn on the ‘going around’ part of it !!
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I agree but do we want Daniel to end up with someone who stalked him like Gonkface?
I’d rather not.
So hopefully a mature, gentle woman will get near to him at some point when Gonk is stuffing her face with free food and champagne somewhere.
It’s his only chance.
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Thank you for the explanation here. And you are right, I totally agree with you. NO we don’t want him with The GONG+GONK show!
And Babs is probably doing that right now with Dan’s Ice pop! What a picture! :)
He’ll never live this down.
http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/mwithheike.jpg
heike seemed so much more fun and gentle
http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/heikerub.jpg
there there danny wanny..
amazing to think this was only less than two months before they split.
http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/danfirst.png
always trailing him in.
http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/pub.jpg
where has this pre Bond man gone?
I see in the Mauritius pics he wears the promise ring to Heike. Strange he wears a necklace for Satsuki which is something that can be hidden easily.
A ring is much more visible.
Wow, they made it so he’s even sweating alcohol. Ha. I would find that a tad bit embarrassing.
@its a shame:
THANK YOU Satslumdog for the great photos of daniel and Heike-
yes it looks like they had a LOT of fun together, From all of the pics of them together. Heike looks a lot more Fun and Happy and warm, relaxed, social, funny and just good natured.
She does not look like a sourpuss who looks like she is always on her way to the morgue or a funeral, as the GonK does.
They did have so much fun.
It’s a damn shame he just wasn’t ready for another child back then let alone marriage.
If he didn’t have Ella, I bet they would have had a baby together.
I’ve met people who have met Heike and say she is SO sweet and I think still heartbroken over Daniel.
I still think he is about Heike deep down.
@to 119:
The GONKin’ GONG Show is a rebound from Heike.
Daniel was in that relationship with Heike for 7 years, and after the break-up, (Which I believe was manipulated by the GONK)
the GONKin’ GONG Show did not even give Daniel a chance to recover or get over Heike.
She became the rebound-girl. And still is. Nothing more. And their ‘relationship’ , if that is what the PR team calls it…. has shown the wear and tear of not giving Daniel a chance to get over his long lost love Heike. STUPID GONK!
If the stupid Gonk really wanted a true relationship with Daniel and IF she really cared for him, and cared about him, she would have let him heal over the break up with Heike before she moved in on him.
He probably is still not over Heike to this day.
@to 119:
that’s not true. She’s very happy with her new man and her lovely daughter.
Satsuki is a rebound from Heike.
Does anyone know what book that is he is reading?
“Consider Phlebas” by Iain Blanks
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Consider-Phlebas-Culture-Iain-Banks/dp/1857231384/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1243936067&sr=8-3
Thanks for the pics-he seemed so naturally happy. His present gf looks like a sourpuss who acts like she should be the celeb. I am hoping Hugh, Deborra, Babs and Daniel get all the attention on Broadway and the gonk gets pushed to the side. I love that he has another project planned as we get to see more of him and it leaves no time for a wedding. Keep busy Dan then you will always have an excuse for not making it legal.
Thanks fo rthe info!
That’s sci-fi. He allegedly said he was a star trek fan, and that he wanted to be in the star trek movie, but when asked by this one interviewer said something to the effect that no he wasn’t into star trek. It is interesting that he likes sci-fi. I woudl have thought him strictly a “literature” type. I loved the new Star Trek movie. I wonder if Daniel saw it.
Thanks for the pix! Do you have any more? It’s so cute the look on his face, like she’s killing him. The pub one is great too. (Heike looks like she is wearing her underwear though) There’s another pic with Daniel reading a book, with Sats. He said he reads a lot. I wonder what he reads…
Thanks Guinness :)
On those pictures, Dan looks like a fun guy who enjoys life. And other actors who worked with him said that he had a great sense of humour. Concluding from recent pictures and comments, it seems he’s lost that a bit - let’s hope he gets it back. He looks ever so cute when he’s making faces or has a good laugh. And life is so much easier when you can laugh about things - and about yourself.
So I went out this morning in search of the Daniel Craig torso, erm ice lolly. I searched high and low, in Tesco’s, the Co, in small hip shops and kiosks run by little old ladies, but to no avail. It hasn’t arrived in this town! C’mon Del Monte Smoothies! Get your skates on in this heat and bring us a treat! I so want to get my lips around his…tor…erm…sti… ice lolly! Please!
Has anybody in the UK been luckier than I? Or are only the Londoners getting a taste of Dan???
Sorry Satsslumdog, I forgot to thank you for those pics. You always come up with great photos - thank you so much!
This is gross. Daniel Craig is ugly. Give me any of the rest of the guys on the list any day! Daniel looks like an old man.
When you spend 24/7 with an ugly gonk it is bound to make you gloomy!! I think being around someone like Hugh and his wife, who seem like very happy people, will help lift Daniel’s spirits. I am hoping Ella gets to go to NY as she seems to make Daniel smile. I would love to see more pics of Ella with her father.
Re Heike-very beautiful woman and he did seem very playful with her. I have never seen a pic of him and the gonk being playful. Too bad, as life is too short not to have a sense of humor.
100% agree. Life is too short. I also hope Ella gets to do more with him. And he needs someone playful, like Heike, to restore him and keep him young at heart, body and soul
He has aged tremendously in the past few years as he is constantly dragging a clingy witch around. Hopefully he will dump the gf and find someone who can inject some life into him. The man needs a break from his guard.
he broke up with heike.. he had this affaire with kate moss and later
sienna but there heike was still gone.. and here in germany everybody knows that she(!) is still not over him…
@satsa!:
Maybe they will get back together - anything is possible.
i don’t think so, from all accounts heike is happy with her husband and daughter. she has moved on and out of the picture. what satsuki has to worry about is another woman doing what she did; move in on daniel while she is with him. just like she moved in on daniel when he was with heike. it could happen, if it actually hasn’t happened already. i’ve always had the feeling that satsuki and daniel now have more of a business relationship.
@to 137:
I don’t think Daniel will allow another woman to move in on his relationship with satsuki.
I agree. The relationship seems very business-like. I think it is a relationship of convenience-the gf provides an escort to events and is his gopher while he provides the lux lifestyle. If there was ever any passion in the relationship it looks like it fizzled out long ago.
@to 138:
It seems to be working for both of them so as long as it is then neither of them will have to look elsewhere. Unless they are gettting passion elsewhere and love and passion is important to them.
or it could be one of two options; first he’s with satsuki until someone better comes along, or he’s met that someone better but wants to protect his relationship with the new girl for now. so he keeps up appearances with satsuki.
Agree-the gf looks as pretty and playful as an inflamed hemmoroid. She is around him so much it looks like she has sucked the life out of this poor man. At least he hasn’t made it legal as he knows she likes to do nothing but spend money.
Thanx to slumdog for the pix-Heike seems like a very warm person. I am glad to hear she has the life she wants-I bet her daughter is beautiful. That’s something the monkey would never do-she just leeches off people like Babs and Daniel.
@to 141:
That is very underhanded of him if he has a new woman on the side. I didn’t think he was like that.
Yes it looks like this relationship is slowly dying. When a man won’t admit he is engaged to a woman that is a very big red flag or he is really not engaged. He romped with women while he was seeing another so i guess another woman on the side is possible.
@to 140:
Then he won’t be loyal to the new one if he has “romped” with others. Poor lady is all i have to say.
you’d think satsuki would get a clue. why doesn’t she just give him the choice; either they get married within 6 months or so or she walks. what is she now; 30, 31, or 32. i mean there has to come a point when she gets that he’s not going to marry her.
@to 140:
Many think they are already married. There was talk about a “spiritual” cermony of some sort. I guess that is a promise of real marrige to come or maybe they really are married. Then again Hello Mag would not have had them in the contest if they were already married.
@Relationship:
I TOTALLY disagree with that. It is NOT working for him….. being passionless and not having any fun, and not being playful in his relationship.
Daniel is a passionate, fun, warm man, who seems to love and relish his life and good times. Very few men can live without fun and passion and warmth and laughs in their life.
So maybe …he is getting it elsewhere.? If he is, then good for him!
It is the GONK’s fault for being such a severe and harsh Skeeve, having no fun, No playfulness, NO PASSION and just a BORE!
I agree that for whatever reason the GONK is still there for business purposes and to keep up that ‘Status Quo” that Dan wants the world to see.
As the above posters have rightly said, whatever they did have ….has long disappeared into thin air.
Long gone like the RoadRunner leaving dust, or the GONK !, in his trail.
Let hope the next woman has curves and a chest unlike Satsuki. He needs a real woman.
@to 140:
TO: poster 147- Gonk gettting a clue….
GREAT POINT! Maybe she has already given him the ultimatums until she is blue in the face. After a few times, if the ultimatum to leave after 6 or how many months does not work, then she needs to do or try something else.
I am so sure she has told him that, and now it is going on 4 or 5 years and no committment.
He probably just laughs at her and her stupid threats to leave because he knows she has nothing better in her life, and she has no job, no icome, people and players in the industry do not like her, she has burned so many people with her nasty attitude…..she only has herself to blame.
The old addage is so true…..Be Careful who you meet and how you treat people on the way UP beacuse you will surely be seeing them on the way DOWN!!
Of course she has never climbed a ‘career ladder ‘ before, but taking a ‘free ride’ on Daniel’s coattails has landed her high enough, thanks to and because of Daniel and his position in the industry.
correction…icome should be ‘income”
not committment, should be commitment.
Wohoo!!
@SIENNA LICKS DANS ICEPOP: to 121 and others….let us remember he is a man. And I believe he is not the “viictim in this”. If he is, he is stupider (eat that typo police) than I would imagine. He is the homecoming king that gets all the cheerleaders…the women are stunningly beautiful previous to Sats(how the hell that happened can be found in the threads of JJ probly!) and he can get any stunningly beautiful woman he wants-they would line up for him, no? He can NOT “divorce” Sats in any way, shape or form. Will she sign a “no gag” clause in writing about their relationship if he brks up with her?How could she NOT sing about him after he dumps her? I would. Just for spite. He is in deep doo-doo because she seems like the “just for spite” girl. ~guinness bored with this–just cut it off Daniel–it will only hurt the bank account thus far, if you continue the relationship you only get in deeper every year and every project you do you will “owe” her more.
@Guinness-bannedfrod2d:
Hi GUINNESS!
I respect your comments.
I think that the Gonk WOULD sign a gag clause if the $$ and terms of the agreement were right, (the agreement would be put together by his lawyers and no doubt be “tight as a drum” with not a loophole anywhere in sight.
On the other hand, the Gonk does definitely seem like the ‘just for spite” type and very competitive and if she has the chance to ruin everything for Daniel, if he moves forward with the split and she does not want it, then she could make his life a living he*l.
Having said that, maybe Daniel does not want to give Gonk a penny, after having lavished her with so much over these past 4 years, and having to give Harley alimony too (?). Not sure about the Harley alimony payments, but by now Daniel may be sick and tired of ‘paying out.’
If Gonk knew how to add, she would realize she could probably be set for life just on selling the jewelry and designer clothes Daniel gave her, pl;us the car he bought her, if he did buy her a car. whatever other gifts have been given.
I was watching the Winfrey show and she was talking to some of the people who had been on the show The Biggest Loser. One woman who was on the show told a story that remindded me of all you stupid haters.
She recounted how her and her husband did not want to tell anyone, none of their neighbors or friends that she was going to The Biggest Loser challenge, and they felt safe with their secret knowing that none of their neighbors or friends watched the show.
Their neighbors and friends were convinced 100% that she had left her husband. Abandoned her family, left him and her children.
She recounted how all of their neighbors and friends were “praying” for him and the single women were flirting with her husband, trying to replace her.
When she returned home a skinny beautiful woman, no one, absolutely no one said ANYTHING. No one apologized. No one told her she looked great. NOTHING.
They had the biggest laugh and saw the true colors of their neighbors and friends.
I imagine that is EXACTlY what Daniel and Sats do every time they read these ridiculous speculations. Laugh their collective fu/ck/ing a-s-s off at how stupid and pathetic all of the haters are.
This is why they never deny or confirm whether they are engaged or married, because honestly, is there any better way to weed out the psychos LOL
I have asked several times for all the proof you stupid pathetic people have that they are going to split. But you have NOTHING. LOL
I know for a fact that one of the posters on this board who posts every day and night about how CERTAIN they are that they are going to split; how CERTAIN they are that they have a bad relationship is a 36 year old VIRGIN !!!! LOL
How the fu/ck does a 36 year old VIRGIN know ANYTHING about any relationship ????????????? Having not had one single relationship in their life they come here and post about their FANTASY idea of what a relationship should look like and because they do not see their sick pathetic fantasy idea of a relationship being playing out between Daniel and Sats, this person is CONVINCED that they are going to split. They are completely obsessed with Daniel and fantasize everyday about how he wishes he could leave Sats and be with her instead LOL
IT’S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS LOL
I doubt Daniel would marry the gonk in this depressed economy. As a poster stated the man supports an ex-wife (I’m sure she gets a fair amount as she has been Ella’s primary parent), a daughter, family members (I’m sure he makes sure his parents are comfortable) and an expensive gonk who does nothing. He is not going to be in any hurry to legally be obligated to support the gf. She can’t be too intelligent after 5 years she has not done anything to make any income for herself. She could write a tell all but who would really want to hear what a nobody has to say; people would just believe she is making things up.
That is exactly what we have on this board, this is what constitutes the “haters.” Old virgins who know nothing about relationships, pathetic women who cannot find men, who are angry and jealous and obsessed with some sick fantasy that they can get Daniel. They come here every day, every night, playing out fantasy scenarios about how Daniel and Sats are going to split; how Sats is blackmailing him; drawing up fantasy gag orders and split contracts. LOL
And poster Smart Head and Intelligent Head, you should change your name to Stupid Head because there are two things you have proven you are not or ever will be, and that is Smart or Intelligent !!!! LOL
Stick pathetic loney jealous old virgins and hags LOL
What they don’t realize is what they really need, is a psychiatrist !!!!!
LOL
@Economy:
What proof do you have that they are going to split?
What proof do you have that she does not make her own income?
Do you know her personally? Do you know for a fact that she does not have her own company under a different name?
Do you know for a fact that her and daniel do not own a company together?
Do you know them personally and know every personal detail of their lives?
I’ll be waiting for your proof.
@Virgin:
Your postings and rants look very familiar. I have seen them before. Do you come on this board often? Perhaps I have seen your posts on that other rival website d2d.
I do know one of them personally, unlike you.
There is no joint company. She has no company under a different name.
Whereever , or whoever is feeding you the information you are getting, you have been misled and you are headed in the wrong direction.
@L.A. WOMAN:
la woman:
JJ asked the board not to respond to that poster. She is a troublemaker and starts fights, she is an obsessed fan of the satsuki . As JJ asked, just please ignore the Virgin poster (158, 159).
Do not respond to her or reply to her posts.
PAGING…. Mr. Spongebob Squarepants!
More Spongebob Squarepants Lyrics, PLEASE!
trying to control the board? I can talk to anybody I want…..
In five years time there can be a lot of changes.
As you are stating you know one of them (which I doubt) it must be more than 5 years since you last met ONE OF THEM….because since then he has been always with Sats (all the posters here KNOW that LOL)
to poster 161.
Thank you for the warning. She has been on d2d.
@L.A. WOMAN:
You do not know me.
No one here does.
I have never been on D2D moron. You do not know who I am.
I do know, however, that you do not know either one of them personally, you are a liar. No one who knows them personally would ever post on JJ or any other gossip board and I know that for a fact.
Go find a psychiatrist with the other haters, maybe you guys can find a psychiatrist that will give a group discount !!! LOL
The haters are obsessed with Daniel and the other poster named Wannabe. They don’t have the intelligence to make any kind of intelligent argument for their obesession because there is no intelligence behind their sick behavior, so their only moronic defense is to accuse everyone of being the banned poster wannabe. LOL
The stupid haters have been “predicting” a split for two years, they love being wrong, because they are losers, and that’s what losers are best at, being wrong !!! LOL
It’s obvious why the haters are virgins and single and lonely and jealous, because they possess all the qualities, which they exhibit each and every day on this board, that NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO man would ever be attracted to. The haters exhibit all the qualities that men RUN from !!!!! LOL
Just a bunch of pathetic stupid lonely virgin jealous losers !!!
@L.A. WOMAN:
no she hasn’t!
you’re definitely lying just to try to prove the other poster wrong.
If you knew them then you would know that he does have his own company, it’s even been mentioned in the business section a couple of times. It’s through his company that he helped to produce flashbacks, and the gf is a partner in the company, it’s actually pretty well known. If he wasn’t happy I doubt he would’ve made her a partner. he’s even mentioned a few times that he’s interested in production. He’s not stupid, he knows he’s not going to be Bond forever, and I think he wants to do what a lot of actors do, turn to either producing or directing, and I think he’s going to do production with the gf.
Of course he has his own company.
duh
What did people think, he just took money out of his savings account or pocket and dropped it for the film lol
I don’t care if they are “officially” married or not. To me she is his wife.
They have been together for five years and still going strong.
She is a partner in his life and in business. They love together and work together. She is very much a part of his life and I guarantee they will be together for many more years.
Here is something that most people don’t understand. This whole marriage ceremony buisness was frabricated by man. In the beginning, people did not have a ceremony to get married, they didn’t exchange rings. When a man declared his love for a woman and took that woman to live in his home she became and was known as his wife in the eyes of god.
In the eyes of God “marriage” is the union of two people who live together, love each other, are committed to each other. That is marriage in the true sense. Under the true meaning of marriage, the union of two in love, she is his wife.
@Virgin:
You know what’s really funny Virgin?
The haters keep saying that as long as she is glued to his side and in every every picture she deserves to be talked about and attacked, but in the past two or three threads, there wasn’t a single picture of her glued to his side. I don’t think she’s even been in the picture at all and they are still talking only about her lol
This post is about an ice cream lolly in DC’s image and the first thing the haters said was that this bad idea was Sats’ idea ROTfLMFAO
Even when there are no pictures of them together they just won’t stop talking about her.
They are proving how obsessed and sick they are. lol
It looks like maybe his office took the advice of a previous poster and is maybe banning JJ from printing any more pictures of the gf since she has been receiving threats from psychos like the ones on this board and he is very concerned for her safety !!!!!!
I wonder how these psychos can look in the mirror everyday knowing that the hate they spread is encouraging some people to threaten the gf and making dc worry about her safety. He’s looking older because he has to constantly guard his privacy, constantly worrying about people stalking him and NOW he has to worry about psychos who hate his gf and want to hurt her. That would age anyone.
Nice job psychos.
pictures of the gf
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If you hadnt noticed through usual rants and raves, they printed pictures of satsuki coming out of Nobu’s recently, and previously on JJ when he was walking to the car in his tracksuit and pics of her at the Liverpool football match.
The Nobu pics and football match pictures are visible on other websites. Not only of her but of one of his neices and his daughter. Hardly being concered for safety there.
Celebuzz being one.
Where have you been?
Head dunked in the River Denial?
He�s looking older because he has to constantly guard his privacy, constantly worrying about people stalking him and NOW he has to worry about psychos who hate his gf and want to hurt her. That would age anyone.
Nice job psychos.
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LOL, you truly are a f*cking nutter aren’t you?
I dont see anyone threatening the g/f at all on here.
Do not start placing threats where there aren’t any and sh*t stirring.
No wonder JJ has their eye on you.
People who talk about threats coming from other people usually are the ones most likely to carry them out.
Truth be known, you might as well be the most imminent danger for him on here.
@to 170:
to idiot I am not supposed to respond to…so if you visit here, which maniacal maniac are you that you described? a 36 yr old virgin(that goes without saying anything), a woman or MAN who needs a significant other, a twisted stalker, a bent housewife, a lonely person, a demented poster who has nothing to do all day but rant about haters…. or all the above???? nice. usually the one that notices foul in the air is the one who farted! but you brought up a valid point, i am really trying to figure out why i visit these places too, but I am not any of the people you described yourself with. any one? why do you visit? hhhmmmm. maybe the sick, twisted, lusting after daniel woman. yeah. that would be me. or he is an interesting good looking Brit that has me captured in some freakish way in his art. hhhhmmmm. I wonder how GG would describe me. anyone? ~guinness, just wondering.
Guinness, it does not matter how GG would describe you. You know who you are, that’s what counts. Daniel is an interesting good looking Brit that has captured many people in some freakish way in his art and looks. Count me in that group.
sorry, but you’re forgetting one important detail here. the girlfriend, satsuki, has chosen to be with a well-known celebrity; daniel craig. that makes her fair game to be photographed and, yes, even to be talked about on gossip sites like this one. if the girlfriend doesn’t like the heat then she should get out of the kitchen.
as for any comments make about satsuki; this site is public domain and operates, here in the united states, under freedom of speech. what we call the first amendment. you have heard of that; right.
as for banning pictures on just jared; think again! i’ve seen pictures of satuski coming out of nobu’s, pictures of her at the liverpool game. then there’s the pictures of the daughter and the niece.
Virgin poster, Funny and Duh poster, all the same poster, The fat fu*k Psycho, talking to herself at the same early morning hours.
What a weak piece of sh*t to post when no one is on the board.
That is because everyone hates her.
to #174, thank you for the validation. I do learn information in between the insane and mundane, but just need the validation that someone else is on the board who doesn’t have serious issues against the Brit who is a rising star…and a great gluteas maximus!! (kiss my grits typo policia). ~ guinness still roaming.
I heard rumors that Sienna and Dan hooked up when they filmed Layer Cake, is that true? (If so I bet Sats tightenend the leash on Dan even more. Poor guy.)
LOL I heard that DC has a huge package so…. lol he’s grabbing it in the pic.
Fuc* that girl does look like sienna!
And doesnt he look even more deppressed now when he’s with Sats?
#187 Um, you are a new poster, right? If they didn’t hook during Layer Cake, they were damn close….ooooohhhh that shot of them on the bed!! HOT HOT—that makes me want a purple popsickle soo bad. I always said if he doesn’t “make it in showbusiness”….he would be a terrific, absolutely, make a million dollars a minute—-adult-movie-star!! Have you seen how affectionate, how he moves, how he is attentive, how he kisses the bottom and top lips, and just his language with his hands??? oh, anyway, the tub scene is confirming he can spell Oklahoma on his willy. He is showing his “I have had it with Sats” look more and more….especially when not drinking and releasing tension. I would so love to release his tension. Ok. sorry, what a way to start my day. ~guinness dreaming of dan’s purple lolli. mo
Guinness, your thoughts are my thoughts, but you express them so well, better than I could. If he “makes love” that way in the movies, ever wonder what he would be like in “real” life? Your thoughts?
to #180. Guinness, your thoughts are my thoughts, but you express them so well, better than I could. If he “makes love” that way in the movies, ever wonder what he would be like in “real” life? Your thoughts?
—————————————————————————– I never wonder what he would be like in real life. NOT! I really can’t do that because it makes me angry that ONE exclusive woman has that at her fingertips(literally) and probably squanders such potential. You DO know that women teach the men proper bed manners, don’t you? Damn-with his quads and biceps acting together OR opposing, his bedroom gymnastics would make me scream like a primal tigress. (yes, i know the different muscles-think about it) a primal s$x scream. that is what i would do with him…make him scream a primal roar–and poor oil all over his musles and make him flex each one individually for me. Especially the love muscle and make him smile during the “oh” face….um. what was the question? He will always be swaggering hot to me no matter what age he gets.we age together you see…and some days we would, as you say, “make love”, but other days I would let him “f$ck me”! um. yeah. I have seen him do both for acting purposes and he probably acts this way normally in bed–how could he not? Seriously, what was the question? And your response person at 180? ~guinness needs a guinnesssss-COLD!
That was a hot and funny answer. Thanks for the visual.
ever wonder what he would be like in “real” life?
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After he finishes eating his crisps, brushing the cumbs out of the bed and finishing his last can of beer for the night…
DYNAMITE!!!!!!!
i’d lick that…
I’ll eat those ice pops all day long!!
Hmmm yumm, he’s hott and of course I would love one!
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