Drew Barrymore is a Horn-Rimmed Hottie

Where do you get that ‘Smooth Operator’ stuff from?
What about my lifestyle says ‘Diamond life’ or that I’m smooth?

Do you think I would offer those things up to just anybody?

If someone was my gf or my wife, but not unless and I think you know, I’ve never had either. Something’s got to change about that though.

The only reason I’m evil is because I let the likes of you near me. Big pot calling the little kettle black.

Who needs you? Not me.

Kiss my culu.

Where can you go in the LA area where there isn’t a photographer looking to pop out and shoot you? Someone with a camera phone in San Francisco…or Toronto…or Detroit… or anywhere you go. Sounds like freedom for you and whoever you’re with for sure. And whenever you quit them, whoever it is better have a hell of a lot going on for themselves b/c it won’t last long either. All that would be worth it, if you weren’t being such a pill before I even had a chance.

Look , I don’t even have time for this crap anymore…no idea how you do.

If we aren’t going to move fwd here, it’s going to stop and we’ll both just move on to other things.

I don’t care what you’re up to anymore. Do whatever you want, but do it b/c you’re looking out for your own happiness, not b/c you want to get at me and I’ll do the same.

I hope you do marry him or that he gets you pregnant in the next while. I think it would be good for you.

Once you’re pregant, you’ll have a hard time torturing me, won’t you? And maybe you’re priorities will go back to a useful place.

You’re ‘Unbelievable’ too.

All of these little manipulations and diggs are very transparent sweetie.

‘Candle in the Wind’ should be **** in the wind. “That poor **** kidnapped herself….Walter, this is part of your sick Cynthia thing. If my ex-wife and her boyfriend went to Honolulu and asked me to look after her dog, I’d tell her to go fu@k herself.”

So you know what you can do and where you can go honey.

Oh, but he’s not really my boyfriend, we only love each other up on Saturday nights b/c it’s date night and some other times on speical occasions and sometimes if I feel lonely. But he’s not really my boyfriend because I need to keep up a pretence that I’m single right now.

You want a song honey? Sounds like one to me.

Who cares about Jessie’s Girl? Not me anymore. Go on and take a jump in the lake.

FU@K YOU *******.

There’s a devil lurking behind those glasses. She ain’t as sweet as she seems.