OlderThu, 04 June 2009 at 1:25 pm
Happy 34th Birthday, Angelina Jolie!
Angelina Jolie turns 34 today and received a heck of a birthday present yesterday. She topped the Forbes Celebrity 100, crowning her the World’s Most Powerful Celebrity. She’s #1! She’s #1!
The birthday girl is probably out celebrating now with longtime love Brad Pitt and their brood — Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and twins Knox and Vivienne.
Earlier this week, Angie was seen shooting scenes for her upcoming espionage thriller, Salt.
Happy birthday, Ange!!!
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Natalie @ 06/04/2009 at 3:46 pm This is so cool! Brad for Mayor of New Orleans. I want the t-shirt!!
http://pittjolie.blogspot.com/
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such a good idea. lol. is this for real?
Happy birthday to Angie the most beautiful person in the world! Inside and out!
happy birthday angie! lookin good
Brad Pitt for Mayor
13 Reasons why Brad Pitt should be the next Mayor of New Orleans
New Orleans will elect a new mayor on April 22, 2010, and the Brad Pitt for Mayor Campaign Steering Committee is asking you to vote for Brad Pitt. After extensive polling, focus group discussions and soul searching, the steering committee, headed by Tulane’s Dr. Thomas M. Bayer, decided upon thirteen reasons why the Crescent City would be best served with Brad Pitt as Mayor.
Reason #1 - He’s Qualified
Rather than having to make vague and unpersuasive connections between clearly unrelated qualifications such as, say, franchise executive and governing abilities, the qualifications of our candidate are plainly obvious: as the worldwide audience of Homer’s Troy can attest, Mr. Brad Pitt clearly has the stomach for the job, not to mention the shoulders to carry the burden of governance.
Reason #2 - NOLA ♥’s Brad Pitt
By bestowing the great office of Mayor of our city upon Mr. Pitt, we, the citizens, are afforded the opportunity to say thanks for the many wonderful things this gentleman has already done for us. What better way to show our heart-felt appreciation than to present to him the mayoral office, the patronage trough, the cornucopia of our great city, that which we hold so dear and is ours to bequeath?
Reason #3 - Lagniappe
If we elect Brad Pitt mayor, Angelina Jolie would be the First Lady of New Orleans.
Reason #4 - Technology and Gastronomy
Instead of technology executives vying for malfunctioning anti-crime camera installation contracts and lap dances, movie moguls from everywhere will lobby the mayor to get a table on Galatoire’s ground floor for the Friday before Mardi Gras all-afternoon lunch.
Reason #5 - Publicity
Publicity and photo opportunities will chase our Mayor, instead of the Mayor chasing publicity and photo opportunities.
Reason #6 - Urban Planning
We will not have to rename a street to honor his name, as Pitt Street already exists.
Reason #7 - City Council Relations
Stacy Head will be nice to the new Mayor.
Reason #8 - Economics
Instead of executive travel expenses depleting our budget, the city’s coffers will be filled through generous personal appearance fees earned by Mr. Pitt as our elected leader and ambassador.
Reason #9 - Convention Business
New Orleans will become the magnet for conventions of professional women’s organizations worldwide. The warm glow of pink Cadillacs will illuminate our Southern nights. This mass of sensually charged femininity will attract male visitors eager to contribute their economic stimulus.
Reason #10 - Jazz Fest
Instead of being greeted by the ubiquitous presence of Shell (God bless them!), visitors to Jazz Fest will be welcomed at the main entrance by our Mayor enthroned on the King of Rex Float, officiated by his Secretary of Music, Quint Davis.
Reason #11 - Rebuilding
Rather than relying on Aussie eloquence and narrative creativity or malfunctioning federal and state agencies, Mr. Pitt, as our chief executive will, instead, lead us, the local Pittwomen and Pittmen, in the fight against blight, crime, poverty and lack of humor. Dressed in period costumes and assisted by experienced producers, set builders, make-up artists, and camera operators, this cast of thousands will launch our Renaissance epic in weekly reality sequels.
Reason #12 - Transparency
Instead of having to sue for the release of public records, or to attempt to restore accidentally deleted emails, we can learn everything about our first executive from the pages of the National Enquirer and People Magazine.
Reason #13 - Integrity
Rather than governing our city to achieve fortune, fame and a book deal, our candidate already has achieved fortune, fame and MOVIE deals.
It’s time to celebrate and party ….it’s Angie’s Birth Day!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBuseZHUsU
122 mertz @ 06/04/2009 at 3:37 pm
today’s a good day though. shiloh will work her magic for the pens and lakers. yeaaaa
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Well I heard Knox AND VIv are rooting for the Wings!
:LOL:
(Actually, I will probablly be a nervous wreck watching the game. I have a British friend who is a fan, and she speaks with a really elegant accent…..except when we are watching sports! I could not believe it the first time! LOL)
Happy Birthday to no. 1 HW actress. tks JJ
Happy Birthday to Angelina. May your new year be filled with all good things!
happy birthday to my favorite girl! Hope you are having fun with your family.
Tks Guli for a very nice put together pictures of our number one actress in HW
Happy birthday to AJ. God bless her and her fans.
Thanks JJ for the new thread.
For the negative commenters - go somewhere else where you will have fun.
Happy b-day,angie.Wish for you,brad and the kids the best.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL (INSIDE AND OUT) WOMAN ON THIS PLANET !!
CR
Happy B-DAY - wish Angie lots of blessings and happiness.
Happy birthday to the most gorgeous and fascinating woman in the world!
happy birthday angie
hope u had/have a good day
It´s my birthday too:D:D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELINA JOLIE!!!!!
Many blessings and success to Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, their family and humanitarian causes.
Happy Birthday
happiness,health,peace ,love ,kisses i love you
Gambit GET OUT ,envious
OMG!! I mean, OMG!!! I’m sure Angie reads this message board so I’m gonna tell her that she is the GREATEST person ever in the existence of the world!! I have no life so I live through her vicariously…just like all my friends on this msg board. I <3 TV and tabliods. All I do is watch TV and worship famous people who I’ll never know and who don;t give a SH*T about me. Yay me!!!
Feliz Cumpleaños Angel !!!
The most gorgeous, sexy woman in la la land! I adore her!
golly….it’s only a birthday!
ya’ll act like its the first coming of Christ or something…
Why do you have your head up Jared’s A$$? If you could really read between the lines, you would know it’s more him than lainey-Lainey is just a wonk-eyed wannabe with no big secrets-you stood against jared’s group a long time ago and he sold you out for it-so get wise and stop supporting him-you spiked his readership to over 1000 posts many times, just to get hits for him and he sold you out-so you’re the stoopid one-not the one from Mizzou-by the way-you should learn to lock your office-or take your lap top with you B*i*t*c*h!
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