OlderThu, 04 June 2009 at 10:01 pm
Eva Longoria in Bikini Bliss!
Eva Longoria in a bikini and husband Tony Parker in board shorts hang out on a yacht while on vacation in St. Tropez, France on Wednesday (June 3).
The 34-year-old Desperate Housewives star doesn’t appear pregnant while she shows off her ass-ets!
Look at Eva getting her groove on. She’s putting her hands in the air like she just doesn’t care!
10+ pictures inside of Eva Longoria in bikini bliss…
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Flat as a pancake.
Holy boobless. Looks nice from behind and that’s about it. Oh well, can’t hate on a woman for living with god gave her! Work it Eva :)
I don ‘t like Eva. I never considered her pretty. She’s not beautiful or hot IMO.
i always thought she was curvier than that.
Alright do a little dance Eva
She is teeny!
She is teeny!
Nice tattoo and bikini. Do a little dance for us Eva
I want those legs!
Sexy!
eww.. disgusting.
I find her incredibly annoying and something about her just repels me in a major way…but I’ll admit she has a cute body.
She looks better with clothes on! The wonders of makeup….
where’s her boobies?
I agree with the commenter called WIEGHT@ 11:12 pm, Eva looks better with her clothes on, her mid-riff section has a lot of fat, and and she looks like a midget in bikini, tans to her face and hair, that all that she has going on the red carpet.
She looks absolutely perfect! What a cute bod.
Eva looks great!! Tony is not complaining! :D
Euwww.
looks like a boys body, no azz, or boobs, how do you know tony is not complaining?, a while ago there was a rumor he was having an affair, after looking at that body, i can understand why, he has girls after him that look like woman instead of a little boy.
HOT BUT*!
What’s with all the “no boobs” comments? Can’t anyone in Hollywood be natural or do they all have to get their boobs stuffed to pass the pretty-enough test?
It has a nice appearance in the bathing suit
And if she had implants, you’d attack her for that. Women just can’t win.
she’s making me feel a little thin tonight…I think her weight shot up after she got involved in the restaurant biz…perhaps she should have invested in a gym? just saying..
I have to say she doesn’t have as good a figure as I thought she had, she still looks ok, but they must really airbrush her a lot for her tv ads
and magazine covers because she looks really different!!!!
It’s just the make up that makes me think she’s hot
eww
It’s just the bikini that makes her look smaller. ]
annoying woman
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Christ, her face is basically unrecognizable. Is there a single woman in Hollywood who is actually gorgeous once you take away the make-up, the lighting and the digital re-touching? Apparently not.
She looks good.
just skinny eneyone can be that skinny she has no boobs.
her body isnt great at all no boobs fat mid section not in good shape just skinny big deal.
Who could blame her if she purchased some boobs? She has the bod of a prepubescent girl! She’s bouncing around like one, too!
bikinis are hardly ever flattering, they show off every flaw your body has.
i think she’s cute, what a nice little bum. And considering she’s in her 30’s she looks pretty good!
and i’m pretty sure all the people hating on her are women, guys like any girl in a bikini…well most
she’s got a cute body, but she looks a little plump in the middle…maybe she’s got a bun in the oven LOL I love Eva..
She’s thick waisted and out of shape.
she has saddlebags!!
I never knew she had them. I have them too…theyre so annoying..I tried everything to loose them….
..but shes ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS!!
I LOVE U EVA!
Her body is non existent … maybe she will grow up on day!
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Her tummy is mushy!
Eva no hagas caso de estos comentarios negativos viene de gente de puerto rico y cuba
personally i never thought she had a good body
but it really looks good here
love her ass, never knew it looked that good
still i gotta complement her, usually a lot of short girls have horrible bodies, eva has a nice 1
ugly
I’m sure all the women on here kvetching about Eva’s “less than perfect body”, are erstwhile bikini models themselves. In fact, I would dare say that these very same women, are absolutely flawless and have more beauty than you can shake a stick at. Please share with the rest of us. I want to bask in your grandeur.
Please post pictures of yourself, so I can see how much credibility you all have.
I guarantee if you critiqued all the male celebrities with the same fine tooth comb as you do the ladies, they wouldn’t pass the “pretty test” either. People like Leonardo Dicrapio, fugly Gerald Bulter, Pasty ass Robert Pattyson, Penn, Ed, etc. possess less than ideal bodies as well. Make sure you hold them to the say standard, so there is parity.
What’s with all the “fat” comments…she is in no way fat. Maybe not stick thin…but fat..NOT ! She is short so weight carries different than on a 6 foot model !!
i love how her body is COMPLETELY normal
Small breasts are always more attractive than large breasts. Large breasts might look good in a bkini top or bra, but let them out and they look like two hanged men or a pair of oven mitts. Small breasts age better too.
back to the gym for saddlebag spot workout and waist def!
the thing with her is she will not admit she gained weight. clearly her body changed from 2004 when DH first came out.
you can tell that her body is petite and that she is small boned from the way her arms, shoulders, and calves are. However she puts weight on in her stomach area. I think her butt and thighs look really toned and good. She has always been flatchested that is nothing new….but she needs to take care of that tummy…when DH first came out she probably weighed 98 pounds..now she proabably weighs like 106. I think if she could flatten out her stomach she would look perfect because she has perfect bone structure. I like Eva though…she probably still takes a size zero..though.
Absolutely right! I’d take small anyday over large. Nothing grosser than two large saggy breasts failing the pencil test. Everyone knows if they are large and perky they aren’t real. Wver wonder you see small breasts portrayed in classical works of art. Much more beautiful. My girlfriend has the most beautiful petite breasts ever.
I’ve been with both large breated women and small breasted women. Smaller is definitely more beautiful.
She looks kinda chunky.
She is 2 short and she dosent look good but she acts good!!
she looks really cute!!!
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