OlderJason Mraz Shares Toilet Tissue Tips
Jason Mraz shared a naked picture of himself in his latest blog, which also suggests an eco-friendly solution to one of nature’s biggest pains in the ass.
The 31-year-old singer writes, “Americans’ addiction to two-ply, super soft toilet paper is causing greater harm to our environment than our gas guzzling cars. No s—…. In order to produce all that perfectly plush paper, companies must harvest tons of virgin trees, which the reaping of means less oxygen for the atmosphere to offset or all the carbon that seems to be frying us here on the surface.”
Here are some great toilet tissue tips from Mr. Mraz:
- Start small. Challenge yourself to use only 8 squares in your session. We’ve all been in that place where it’s close to the cardboard roll and you have to be MacGuyver to make a clean get-away. This will force you to get creative while taking good care of each square.
- Use both sides. I mean that. I bet some people are afraid to look at or get close to their own skid-marks. But I say it’s better to know how your body’s handling the business of your health. Fold the paper again and again using a clean angle from the very same square. There’s a lot of real estate wasted on each sheet when you only wipe once.
- Should you find the paper too thin and become the victim of too many breakthroughs, try using a stronger material as a backing. This worked when I was camping. The paper wasn’t holding up in the dampness of camp, so I used a leaf to give the paper more strength from behind. Plus the leaf was textured, which handled the job with far more efficiency than just the paper by itself.
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# 50
Thanks so much for your intensive and interesting information…
(rolls eyes)
lol. you’re welcome. the sarcasm is flowing ever so liberally. this thread is dead either way.
Lets see…. the end of the human race thru global warming or a dirty, smelly ass…. I’m going for the apocalypse on this one.
BRILLIANT! If only more “celebrities” had the guts to put themselves out there as he does, for such an important cause …
and what’s with all those prudes comments on here … Come on people: you live a way too sheltered life if you get offended or grossed out by such a post!
damn… why doesn’t he just wipe with his hand if hes that concerned?
# 55
lol…..very well said!
Wow you all sounds really shallow and selfish. No wonder the world goes down the toilet. These women I live with wrap 20 times around their hand just for peeing….talk about waste.
It’s not just that they harvest virgin trees, btw–they harvest virgin trees from the northern boreal forest, the single breeding ground for almost every migratory songbird in North America. Not only are we ruining our fresh air supply, we’re rapidly killing off bird and animal species by destroying this habitat. It’s only your ass! Go recycled!
I think that this comment is very courageous and enlightening to know that some people would change a little bit of themselves to look at the bigger picture. obviously, the people that read this blog has not a whole lot of concept of compromise.
it is simply a different side of looking at how we can all avoid a bit of waste. it is not to mean that you live your lives with a rule. he says, TRY next time. hope this opens at least some of your minds next time you are watching KENDRA’s show.
#26 I’m talking to you above, get your facts straight! The boreal forest was NOT planted by a company for your dirty ass, you ignorant fool.
@GoodGirl:
Not classy … but it Doo save paper. I don’t even use paper. Just some soap in the shower. Also leaves me soft and clean.
If you are going to care about the environment you have to apply that to your ass as much as to your head.
I jut wanna see him naked finally!!
I not only use half a roll of the thickest, most plush stuff around, I use the wet wipes as well. I don’t need to be burdened by dingleberrys… Lord people it’s 2009 and the treehuggers need to go back to the cave they so desperately adore.
@janiedoll:
@#5 janiedoll: hahahahahahahahahahahaha! omg i’m having such a bad day and this cracked me up. i actually like him and his albums…still, this was hilarious!!
Why not use the excess trees in the CA foothills? Last summer we all had to wear masks and keep the children in side because of the stupid fires, CAUSED BY STUPID ENVIRONMENTALISTS THAT WON’T ALLOW controlled fires, or the trimming back of excess trees.
@janiedoll</a
clever idea!
This dweeb, Jason, must hook up with Cheryl Crowe. Think of the commonality they share and could give seminars around the country. This will come in especially handy, since BO has steered the whole country into the *******, just like Detroit and New Orleans.
@LuckyL: ummmm hes the guy who sang im yours
@LuckyL: ummmm hes the guy who sang im yours
@LuckyL: ummmm hes the guy who sang im yours
#4 for the win! And signing “T. Howard,” genius.
How about Jason just stays home and quits jetting all over the world to make bad videos. That’s a lifetime’s worth of carbon credits for a whole shitload of us.
Jason is unclean and gross and everything he said about tp is ridiculous. Ever heard of replanting trees, assmunch?
@#21 Nutjob.. your screenname does you proud.
Yes, the Earth is in a constant state of temperature flux, and while we may not have caused the intial changes, our using fossil fuels and such with impunity is causing the changes to happen much faster than they would have by themselves.
lol # 72. i’m not sure if you’re missing the point or if you don’t know about jason as a person to know what he does to give back for his carbon footprint on the earth. the guy really does what he preaches and isn’t just blathering from a pullpitt saying do this my way or else. he’s not that dude. he’s not even close to being a douche. meh.
i was teaching a bunch of kids and trying to get them to realize how important it is to not litter and help out sometimes by picking up garbage at their school and lol they didn’t get it. gah. it kind of made me want to cry because i had to be all jokey with them when i was really thinking omg these kids are the next next generation and they don’t give a fcuck. lol. almost broke my heart. everyday should be earth day. i didn’t mean they need to pick up dangerous glass shards or w/e, but mostly paper garbage and wrappers and their stuff. it’s just commen sense. i got taught that when i was in kindergarten and in primary growing up so i don’t understand why these kids didn’t get it? i felt like i had stupid written on my forehead. meh.
thank you # 22. people who believe global warming doesnt exist need to have a reality check. it is a fact that the earth does evolve in cool and warm cycles (im a biochemist with a masters from usp by the way so i am educated) so there is a natural progression going on but it is going faster then it should. the earth started being harmed as early as when man stopped being nomadic and began cutting down trees to make way for farming. there is no way to stop it but we can slow the process down by changing our habits, starting with the waste the many people (mainly americans) produce. one day we will run out of our earths resorces and our future peoples will have to deal with that fact. the least we can do is try and do what we can to try to save our natural resources. o and anyone who listens to george carlin is an idiot.. sorry but his comments are for laughs only
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