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Cristiano Ronaldo Hangs Tight

Cristiano Ronaldo Hangs Tight
  • Cristiano Ronaldo keeps it tight.
  • Jessica Simpson busts out.
  • David Beckham keeps flexible.
  • Geri Halliwell has bikini issues.
  • Britney Spears goes down under.
  • Does Christina Aguliera own a bra?
  • Does Madonna have her sights set on Nigeria?
  • Ryan Reynolds talks about awkward on-screen nudity.
  • Chris Pine + Zachary Quinto = Captain Spork.
  • Rachel McAdams and Jeff Goldblum are in NYC shooting the upcoming Morning Glory.
  • Are Speidi officially done with I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!
  • The Season 6 premiere of Grey’s Anatomy will premiere on Thursday September 24th at 9/8c on ABC.
  • Real HousewifeKelly Bensimon will have an assault charge against her dropped if she can stay out of trouble for a year. Kelly did not have to plead guilty to attacking beau Nick Stefanov yesterday and will have to serve two days of community service. “I learned that if a man is in your apartment and he won’t leave, that you should absolutely do whatever it takes,” an unapologetic Kelly said.
  • A shirtless Orlando Bloom was spotted frolicking on Cable Beach in Australia while rumored fiancée Miranda Kerr was at a photo shoot.
  • Sunday’s Tony Awards, where rocker Bret Michaels suffered a nose fracture and busted lip, brought in the best numbers since 2006 with 7.45 million people tuning in.
  • Stephen Colbert shaved his head during Sunday’s taping of The Colbert Report in Baghdad.

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23 Comments

# 1

cristiaano:)/
sick and tired of heidi

# 2

The pics of Orlando on the beach were to die for.
HE LOOKED GORGEOUS!

# 3

jessica’s brain went right to her boobs. What a boobbo!

When I see women exposing their breasts in that way….it can only mean they are acting like the usual sex bimbos……trying to get all the wrong attention. Very insecure and idiots as well

# 4
allspice30 @ 06/09/2009 at 8:27 pm

Orlando is looking the HOTTEST he has looked in a long time! Keep the shirt off Orlando!

# 5

“while rumored fiancée Miranda Kerr was at a photo shoot.”

What part of No Engagement do you not understand?

# 6

Hey dumb bioch! You need to hook your sinkers into that Cristiano. He’s shallow, self-absorbed, and loaded. Just like you like em. FREEEEEE _ EEEE ORLANDO BLOOMIE!!!!

# 7

well atleast ronaldo is wearing baby blue as opposed to his usual pink. i hope he’s reminiscing about their loss to barca.

# 8

No engagement RING.
Not “no engagement”. :D

# 9

It must be a big boost to Jessica’s ego to know that the only thing she will be remember for is her big tits!!!!

Oh, you delphi gals are so stupid. You can’t even get an insult right.
The phrase is ’sink your hooks’, not ” hook your sinkers”.
Moron.

You know me! @ 06/09/2009 at 11:19 pm

Ronaldo = SEXY

Moron your damn self AS*Shole. Hook your sinkers meaning hook your claws, you know, sinking into your victims skin. I said exactly what I meant. F*uck off.

I am not a delphi girl whatever that is. Just another person used and abused by Miranda Kerr a two timing sk*ank.

LOL!!
“used and abused by Miranda Kerr”
LOL!!!
Why, because she stole your man? The man that you were meant to marry? The man that you will never meet?
LOLOLOLOLLL!!
PS: The correct phrase is still ’sink your hooks’. Or even ’sink your claws’. “Hook your sinkers” is just stupid.

Oh you are so right. Miranda Kerr had never done anything or anyone wrong. Silly me. **eyeroll**

I don’t give a sh*it if all you know how to use are cliche phrases moron. I also don’t give a shi*t if you believe anything I say. You are suffering from delusions if you think Miranda Kerr isn’t a boyfriend fuc*ker/stealer and I don’t mean that current toolbag she drags along to her photoshoots.

Captain Spork looks surprisingly hot!

lol i can see why your bf ditched your bitter ass for a VS model

Britney FINALLY coming to Australia = best news I’ve heard all week :D :D :D

Cant wait!!

rogerrules! @ 06/10/2009 at 4:01 am

Cristiano Looks nice.

My my, aren’t you keyed up?
You don’t know the girl. You don’t know the guy.
What difference does any of it make to your life?
Calm down.
And maybe pay more attention in school, than you do to the lives of complete strangers.
You need it.

Cristiano is hottt!!

He looks amazing in the picture, I Love Cristiano Ronaldo.

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