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Drew Barrymore & Justin Long: Bonnaroo Bunch

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long: Bonnaroo Bunch

Drew Barrymore and her on-and-off-again boyfriend, actor Justin Long, watch indie folk band Bon Iver (French for “good winter” and spelled wrong on purpose) perform during the 2009 Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival on Saturday (June 13) in Manchester, Tenn.

For more info, visit BonIver.org. To get Drew’s look, visit LuckyMag.com.

Drew, 34, and Justin, 31, recently wore the fortunes (the actual pieces of paper) from their fortune cookies on their foreheads. Drew’s said: “You need not worry about your future.” Justin’s read: “You will be successful in your career.”

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# 1

She looks really pretty naturally. Everytime she does her makeup it fails. Her hair looks nice here too.

# 2

Very cute. It’d be lovely if she had a baby.

# 3

cute? pretty? how about weird and freak? is she appearing in a film version of HAIR anytime soon??????

# 4

gosh. i hope they’re having fun. looks like it. great reviews from roo. reading solange’s twitter for updates. music fests=awesome.

# 5

She’s pretty out there… o_o

# 7

“Iver” doesn’t mean winter the right spelling is “hiver”

# 8

i guess we should be thankful her bf is holding her kooky shades. she looks like an extra from a MGMT video.

# 9

THey make such a cute couple!! I’m so glad they’re back together.

Faux hippie.

I’m so glad their back together too.

‘Beatles-All My Loving’?

I’m glad you got them to play that b/c I don’t feel that way anymore…glad you’ve found someone who does.

God. Get a clue. I don’t want to ‘get back together’ with you (especially since we were never together in the first place). You were just trying to play that one for a while when you were still thinking you could use me, remember?

What do you think you have that you can still hurt me with? I could so care less about a music career I might miss out on, let alone not getting to be with someone who doesn’t really want me. And thanks for being a prick about it. It makes it easier to walk away.

Each time you’re a ****, it just makes me grateful you picked him…. With every little song, you get them to play proclaiming your bliss…every silly movie…whatever it is designed to try to dig me.

Sooner or later, that ‘I just need to be an *******’ thing you’ve got going on, will eventually get turned on him, since you won’t have me as your garbage dump anymore. He’s welcome to that as well.

I’ll just be smiling, thinking “Sooner or later you’re going to get a kick in the crotch pal. She does it to everyone who cares about her sooner or later.”

You’d never just live your life and be happy would you?

I hope he really does get you pregnant..

Maybe if you have a child you’ll grow up a tad.

I still believe in love, just not with you. If you feel the same way but don’t have anything useful to contribute, why don’t you do us both a favor and just take off.

hippy/hipster i love ittt

You spend your every waking and likely sleeping minute with him.
You made your choice. If you don’t want to be my friend, that’s fine….Don’t need or want anything from you except your absence. Please don’t give me some last ditch crap about how you love me now.

You want to know what the problem is: we can’t seem to stop being cun+s to each other and I’m not participating in that anymore.

Is this a joke to you? You’re over there playing dress-up like this is some kind of game.

The ‘Just Friends’ movie?

All you had to do was not be a jerk, especially if you were going off with him and this sh!t would be done by now.

And you’re still roping more people into making more movies? Are you smoking some bad sh!t over there? Seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

If you couldn’t manage to wear your little outfits, run around like a chicken with it’s head cut-off AND not be a jerk due to the strain of it all, you could have just done nothing.

You had me moving in a good direction again…I don’t understand you at all.

Do you think telling me some bullsh!t about wanting to marry me now that you’re desperate is a way to fix things? :)

Jesus lord grant me strength.

…so that Drew can dress up in another little outfit again…and find one to put on Justin too.

We took EACH OTHER for granted.

Push - Matchbox Twenty: You say you want to push me around and take me for granted? That sounds really enticing… :)

At least now, you’re being honest.

You’re cold as ice too…at least to me you are.

Anyway, I don’t care about that anymore. Not interested…you need to go away now honey…maybe we’ll meet up in the next life as something more interesting. Still got the rest of this one to worry about and the only thing I’m sure of anymore is an old dream is dead (including the one where you and I are part of each other’s lives) and I’m forming a new one.

Best of luck to you and Justin and you’re future brood. Hope you have all your dreams together.

That is ‘your future brood’.

Christ…you really are a sicko aren’t you? I suppose Bruce Willis and his new lady dressed up in vinyl is your handy work too is it?

You’re all out of your minds.

Looks like deleted scenes from Pulp Fiction…this is what happened after the gimp got away in another basement across town.

Definitely the work of Merchant Ivory productions.

I loooove it when you tell me you don’t think I’m very smart. It’s like foreplay. Tell me I’m stupid again baby. Oh yeah…just like that.

You’re so smart and I’m so dumb…you best whack my bottom. :)

Tell me I’m bad too. I’m getting excited now.

damn mac dude
u seriously cant do better than drew
sad man, just sad
dumb yellow stained teeth hippy *****
i hate her

Machu pichu @ 06/15/2009 at 4:27 pm

lakers fan in boston: Don’t you mean to say, “she’s a butterface”? Who wee’d in your cornflakes? Are you some pissed off theatre goer who wants your money back for ‘She’s Just Not That Into You’? I didn’t have to see that to know it sucked and what the people who made it were trying to hit people over the head with.

If you were dumb enough to pay to see it, more fool you.

Machu pichu @ 06/15/2009 at 4:30 pm

Oh yeah and Drew: COULD YOU EVER LOVE ME AGAIN?

Let me sing for you a song I wrote…I want to sing it note for note…don’t worry…be happy…and you too ‘lakers fan in boston’…I mean butterface….I mean…whatever your name is.

Machu pichu @ 06/15/2009 at 4:38 pm

You know she’s a lovely woman, even if she is exasperating at times and even if she does choose to dress up like a pirate or an indian when she’s feeling jaunty.

Machu pichu @ 06/15/2009 at 4:54 pm

Yes…you’ll say goodbye allright…you’ll love me for all of 5 minutes until you get what you want from me and then you won’t return my calls…I’ll be forced to phone your office and tell them I love you and you’ll just be like “next”. :)

I wouldn’t really be complaining if you ever did love me though.

Machu pichu @ 06/15/2009 at 4:55 pm

I would just be giggling like a fool.

message to J:

Leave Drew alone, you’ll never have it.
Drew and Justin are perfect together, you will not be able to make her happy.
Will take care of your mind, you will need to get a girlfriend.

hula bah loo @ 06/15/2009 at 8:21 pm

…and this is the model for cover girl?
i guess it could be fun to wear makeup like that when a person is stoned. lol

“spelled wrong on purpose”

I think that “(sic)” is acceptable in new media, as is proper grammer.

My girlfriend and I were volunteering at Bonnaroo this year and my girl happened to bump into the pair while backstage. The festival was amazing this year.

Don’t want you anymore. As far as I’m conerned Justin and Drew are perfect. Now away Drew. Away with you.

Guess what you two…I could care less that you’re together. Please don’t do the martyr deal. But if you do, I wash my hands of it. I’m going to DATE OTHER PEOPLE.
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Great Johnny Cash song: ‘True Love Is Greater Than Friendship’

True love is greater than friendship
That’s right even though it seems wrong
And before I’ll see you hurt her anymore
I’ll just hold to her love but I’ll be gone

He don’t really want her you’re playing the game
Oh you’ll use and drag her along
And before I’ll see you hurt her anymore
I’ll just hold to her love but I’ll be gone

You’ll use her abuse her mistreat her then leave her
For that’s the only life you’ve ever known
I love her and I’d never in my lifetime will I ever
So I’ll hold to her love but I’ll be gone

You’ll use her abuse her mistreat her then leave her
For that’s the only life you’ve ever known
I love her and I’d never in my lifetime will I ever
So I’ll hold to her love but I’ll be gone

I have no desire to be part of the circus you call life anymore. Thanks for the soppy songs though. What a lot of horse manure.

You’re a pair…two peas in a pod. You belong together.

If you genuinely want to be part of my life (ha) you’ll have to find another way…otherwise puck off. I never agreed to any of this, didn’t have a say in what you were off doing and I certainly never agreed to let you dictate my career choices honey. Not once.

AND FOR THE RECORD…DREW LIGHT OF MY LIFE…WHOEVER YOU DATE OR DON’T DATE HAS FU@K ALL TO DO WITH MY CAREER CHOICES. You dealt yourself out of having any influence at all by being a jerk to me and you frigging know that. So don’t come hard luck story about it now. You took a hell of an arrogant chance crapping on me and now you’re trying to clutch at straws since you’re not getting what you want.

Whatever I do, you don’t get a frigging say in anymore. Tough luck if you don’t like that. You might have thought about that, when you still did.

Tell the truth…Drew’s Brain: If she starts dating other people it’ll be one more reason she won’t leave and I can’t have that, so I’ll tell her any bit of craps I can think of?…hmm…weddings…’true love is better than bullchit’…what other kinds of nonsense…I’ll tell her I love her and we belong together and that Justin’s really sad about that…..

You maniac….all you had to do was mess out of it, date whoever you wanted and not been a chit to me if I was doing something you actually wanted.

Let me refresh your memory: You’re a loooser. You’re a jerk….’Just Good Friends’ movie…every freaking Friday…you’d try your best to make me feel like a piece of shi+…it’s endless…I don’t need to get tortured and crapped on by you anymore.

Seven years of that and no action and no love is enough. I’m not putting up with this from you anymore, just so you can turn around and make fun of me or torture me with ‘38 years old and never kissed a girl’, which wasn’t true anyway…but it really won’t be true in a little while. You’ve sent me on a mission. You have no idea.

You have no choice anymore…I’ll still be pursuing things I like to do which I might given an eighth of a chance find a passion for again…then who knows…but right now - step off.

And ‘Jessie’ is welcome to his girl. You two really should be together. No sarcasm at all. If I thought for a second I could really make you as happy as he does, I would compete with him. But the truth is, I know he’s better for you than I am. So I’ll try to be better for someone else.

Good job by the way…you really did have an influence on the person I’ve become. I don’t know if in all your efforts it was what you had in mind, but it’s certainly true that I wouldn’t be who I am today without your influence.

Guess what? Not falling for it anymore. Oh here’s another blast from the past: “I’ll be waving my hand…watching you drown…watching you scream…quiet or loud….”

Remember that one? I do. I think you used to get them to play that one if you’d been a chithead earlier and made me feel bad…in order to criticize me for not moving fast enough.

So many times, I just wanted you to stop. I remember begging you and you wouldn’t.

And now you’re coming at me with: Andy Gibb’s charming little number ‘(Our Love) DONT THROW IT ALL AWAY’….we obviously don’t inhabit the same planet.

Ask me if I’m that disappointed about that anymore. Well…not when you’re still pulling this stuff I’m not. Now fly baby….Go find your bliss and I’ll try to do the same.

‘If I can’t have you’ - YVONNE ELLIMAN?

She gave Eric Clapton the clap you know. Kind of ironic, don’t you think?

Before you think of trying to do another pantamyme of some bull and nonsense, please remember I’m not as stupid as you obviously think I am.

And you can be alone if you want…but such a lovely lady with so much love…seems rather worse than silly to be alone…besides, I won’t be if I can help it…makes no difference to me. :)

You should give yourself a lot of credit for managing to string me along for the amount of time you did…and not even one kiss. Impressive….or depressive….but let’s accentuate the positive and say it’s because you’re extraordinary.

‘American Woman…stay away from me…hee…’

“I’m so in control of my life, you shouldn’t dislike anything I do-because I’m not only in the best place I’ve ever been, but it keeps getting better and better.”

I am determined to find that place. Do the same and it’s the best shot.

Love means you tell someone the truth and you try to be fair and kind if you can. That’s what it should be.

I could feel you in my heart that day in the pictures up there. That won’t change. You’re in there…no matter where I go or what I do. There’s a genuine loving feeling there. Don’t make it go away again.

Cause the very next day….PUNCH right in the boob. :)

Are you telling me you and your friends weren’t laughing at me…stink eye from the red carpet.

It’s a laugh or cry and believe me, I’ve done plenty of both, but now I want to laugh instead, not at you, but with you if I could.

You’re trying every trick in the book…and still…just not being a stinky poo poo would have done it.

You should give em something to talk about…go ahead honey.

You know you want to. You’re much better when you’re getting some loving…and guess what? Me too.

You’ve got a big imagination…one of the things I always loved about you.

And I like your little outfits…so long as you feel happy wearing them.

‘That’s Where I Went Wrong’ by the Poppy Family…she’s alone and on a bus…who knows where she’s going? she’s alone on a bus…with nothing except her bf’s body to keep her warm. ohh…

oops…sorry…is it still your friend’s body? is that what you tell him…we sleep together almost every night, but you’re just keeping the spot warm for somebody else. ohh….tear.

Is that the latest one your selling? So sad….:(

Only giggles and kisses to keep the two of you from falling out of the bed then…oh well…still more than you let me have. Not feeling so sad for either of you then.

You do live in my heart no matter who you’re with.

I don’t need or want you doing anything else. You do whatever you do against my wishes.

(shaking my head)

You’re mental. :)

But it ain’t working.

You know there’s a lot of pretty girls around. Never realized it before. At least not in a good long while. It feels like I just woke up from a deep sleep and started to have a look around me.

I’m starting to feel alive again…do you suppose feeling alive might be akin to being able to make other things happen?

It’s you that did it you know…without even meaning to. I won’t escape love, I’ll just live it with someone else, like you do.

And I’ll tell her what I’m sure you tell justin all the time:
“Listen babe…you’re just keeping a spot warm.” :)

That’s right…’It’s MY Life’ by Bon Jovi….I just want to live while I’m alive and you should feel free to do the same.

Especially since you don’t want to be a part of it in any kind of a real way.

You’re soooo good lookin’.

And the bullocks is revealed.

The truth from the start would have done nicely darling. :)

And she wonders why I don’t trust or believe in her.

‘Knowing Me, Knowing You’? You don’t get it.

I don’t want to write songs about you anymore, in any capacity. Just need a break. You’ve been taking one with somebody else for ages. I need one now. My heart and brain are exhausted with this.

If you won’t stop this, that’s fine. Keep wasting more of your time.

@jj fan:

I actually saw her at MGMT later that night.

Go ahead and do your best Pat Benetar. I’m ready.

RELEASE ME - WILSONPHILIPS?

You’re free Drew. You’re free. But if what you’re really talking about is nothing to do with love or us getting together, but:

Release me from this terrible situation by being a musician, I am and will be one. If you really wanted me doing that for a job..you should have just left me to it.

You might consider that even now…

How messing with my heart EVER made sense to you in any capacity I have no idea, but whatever.

However i needed to do it, does it really matter?

Remember, I’m trying to launch a rocket ship into the atmosphere here. The hardest part is take off.

You could help or you could hinder. Up to you…but up til now what you’ve done hasn’t helped, so I’ve had to disassociate my emotions to a certain extent. (mainly b/c of the emotional torturing)

Emotional torturing…haha …my mother used to say my father used to do that to her all the time. No wonder I was thinking of you as family. :)

I took a look at you and went…there’s one that isn’t likely to end well…that must be love then.

What I’m going to do is find a girl to be out with my arms wrapped around like those pictures up there. That isn’t cheating is it? If she stays over and sleeps in my bed to keep me company (if all we’re doing is cuddling and maybe occasionally kissing) that won’t bother you either.

Particularly, if I share my feelings with her, we talk, have giggles together, and she gets the best of me, but we don’t actually have sex, that’s alright too right? I have your example to let me know what the rules are.

But it’ll be you I’ll be thinking about when I’m with her and you in my heart. :)

Are you serious with that?

Tell you what that is…bollucks darling.

But thank you for saying I’ll be in your heart and you’ll be in mine too, no matter how much you try to torture me.

I’m still not going along with you trying to make this about that though.

I’m not going to make you pick between him and me. You keep doing whatever you want and I’ll do the same.

If you were ever actually near me, I’m sure you would be irresistible, but you’re not.

(skaking head) Knew you’d be trying to do this type of stuff. Go ahead and please him. Don’t care anymore.

Love shouldn’t be something you try to use at the point of a gun to manipulate someone. You never had to either.

Fine. Be mean if you want. That doesn’t bother me anymore either.

What the deuce are you talking about? You lie beside him - not me. It’s never been any different. In the fairy world of imagination doesn’t count.
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So many times
Said it was forever
Said our love would always be true
Something in my heart always knew
I’d be lying here beside you
On my own
On my own
On my own

So many promises never should be spoken
Now I know what loving you cost
Now we’re up to talking divorce
And we weren’t even married
On my own
Once again now
One more time
By myself

No one said it was easy
But it once was so easy
Well I believed in love
Now here I stand
I wonder why

The rules according to Drew….Drew is single and can do whatever she wants b/c whatever went on is my fault and she was right about everything and very beautiful and sexyful.

I should say this, in songs I’ve written and recorded and sing them to you from the stage of one of these festivals you’ll be bringing your bf to. I should workout and lose weight and allow you to dicate how hard I should work, when and where I should do this.

I should be ‘faithful’ to you and not even think about getting with another woman, although you will be with whoever you choose. Allow you to then say things like “look who’s alone now, it’s not me”. Jibe me with bombardments of tv, radio and film, etc.

Then you might be inclined to forgive me and let me kiss your foot, before you promptly turn on your heel and walk away with him, only after punching me in the boob.

However, if I even try to go on a date or look at someone else, I’m cheating…even though you’re single. Was there something I missed? ;)

Oh…and we were never actually together or even on a date.

That sounds not only fair, but very do able…if I were a robot with no flesh, blood or feelings.

Hey J
You are really Crazy.
Need a doctor.

You’re cheeky… But you’re still not going to control me with the promise of the ever elusive kiss of one of ‘em. :)

Thanks kika….I’ll look into that.

You can all kiss my bum - you too Drew.

Hey kika: Why don’t you go busy yourself with your little shrine to Drew there. I was once like you…thought she was great. Now she won’t leave me the pu@k alone. You think I’m crazy? You’re damn right I am and it’s her fault too.

You can all get stuffed.

Drew’s a butterface. Hate her.

I’m gonna leave you alone now Drew.

Go and find myself a life and a psychiatrist which is what I should have done ages ago. Butt the fu@k out of my life.

I hope you start making good movies again.

Until then, I’m no longer a fan.

I used to support you no matter whether they did well or not. Oh well…I guess it doesn’t matter anyway.

Hey J Baby
You wanted to Drew, the more it does not want you.

J Now seriously, I like a big fan of Drew, I think she would not like to see someone like you suffer for it, try to be happy man.

Go ahead…say whatever mean shi+ you want. Nothing you say or do matters to me now.

Here’s one for old time’s sake….Kiss my culu.

I seriously doubt she’d give a crap either way.

You’re still full of stuff and nonsense.

If he’s so great and I’m not…why don’t you leave me alone then? What I wonder is, why do you keep expecting I’ll change and then getting pissed when I don’t?

It’s like banging your head against the wall and then getting surprised and pissed b/c it hurt - like you didn’t know before you started banging your head? You’re just stubborn and don’t want to admit you made a mistake and that sometimes not only is love not enough, but sometimes it makes more sense to cut your losses and start fresh, rather than continue to banging your head.

Speaking of that, let me go bang someone else and don’t make it about that and even if it’s not the way you want it, it might be surprisingly better than nothing…or you can have nothing. Up to you.

btw…friends if we really are friends, aren’t mean to each other and don’t blab each other’s secrets. Can you say you’ve really been my friend? I didn’t need you ’sticking’ when you were just being a pain in my ar@ehole. You weren’t helping. Still aren’t by false seduction and all that nonsense.

I don’t care about that crap about you and him Drew…you were having an emotional affair even if you weren’t banging him. Sex is a small part of the affair. Might as well do that too.

J You know Drew personally? Answer me

J You know Drew personally? Answer me

J You know Drew personally? Answer me

I could so care less about whatever bs you’re saying lately.

In the morning it’s one thing…evening another…you’re full of it. Oh…but does this mean I lose your ‘love’ now? Oh no. The fake love is gone now. I guess you’ll just totally have to go on ******** someone else. What’s the difference again? Far as I can tell, nothing but the patter.

Same old song and dance my friend. A song and dance for your friends’ and collegues’ benefit. Behind the scenes and my back, my ‘friend’ as she likes to call herself when it suits her, stabs me in the back. Heaven forbid I went anywhere near there now. You don’t think I know what goes on there? Who do you think you’re kidding? Yourself maybe.

If you’re that desperate to save your career and reputation, try making a good movie again. Then you won’t have to be worrying yourself with such low things as trying to make someone of next to no consequence in your world look bad in the name of some fictional philanthropy. Your talent and results will suffice.

Btw…you suck.

I asked you if you know her personally… wont you answer me?

You know the world is actually more full of colour, since you don’t matter anymore. Don’t kid yourself about that either. If it was ever grey, it was because of you.

What I wonder is…How could a woman who is joined at the hip every waking and sleeping minute with such a wonderful man ever be lonely? Do you have an answer for that one? A real conundrum.

You could just be honest and say…I’m going with this man b/c he’s who and what I want and stop trying to ill use me, but I know that ain’t your style. You think you have to be a liar and a cheat to get what you want. Wrong.

‘MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA - GLADYS KNIGHT’ was a lovely sentiment back when there might have been real love there and you weren’t always being a jerk about your bf and both of us knew I’d never take you up on it. Except I might have asked you if you wanted to take a road trip….maybe in Mexico…and we would drink Coronas and visit lost beaches with real huts on them…and then I would have sent you back….But it would have been fun.

Now leave me be ’cause it isn’t going to happen. I’ll be singing and dancing with tight pants on (not for my supper) and kissing chicks who aren’t you. I’ll miss the good and lovely things about you and regret that I never got to do those kind of neat things with you, but I really won’t miss the heartaches and I know…you’ll be having the love of your life with Justin. Got the message. Vaya con dios chichita.

Do you think you will forget her commenting those things here? Just because you feel better saying that? Actually I guess you’ll never forget her. I feel sorry about you ’cause it’s not like that that a person forget some other person. I understand you and I think you’re pretty intelligent, but what you’re doing is kinda weird. If you know her personally, go say those things face to face. please! if you don’t do that, you’ll never forget about her.

take care, man!

Carol, huh? I’ll seriously think about your advice ‘Carol’. Here’s a song for you by Chuck Berry.
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‘Oh Carol, don’t let him steal your heart away
I’m gonna learn to dance if it takes me all night and day

And if you wanna hear some music like the boys are playin’
Hold tight, pat your foot, don’t let ‘em carry it away
Don’t let the heat overcome you when they play so loud
Oh, don’t the music intrigue you when they get a crowd
You can’t dance, I know you wish you could
I got my eyes on you baby, ’cause you dance so good

Oh Carol, don’t let him steal your heart away
I’m gonna learn to dance if it takes me all night and day’
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But I’m going to go out and have a life too…I’m not going to be sitting around my house by myself anymore, so you can say later….”look who’s alone now, it’s not me.” Those wisemen are a pain my naglas and so is …’Run to You’ by Bryan Adams…You’re still pulling that old piece of stale cheese out of your pocket. Must be pretty smelly in your pocket by now :)

And you’re right, I won’t ever forget her.

I’m pretty intelligent? That’s a switch from ‘You’re dumb’.

Reading between the lines it’s actually…’You’re dumb’ for not doing what I want you to…”and wasting the chance that I’d been a-given…so i’m never gonna dance again…the way i danced with you…hooo…ohhh.” Sorry…got carried away a little bit.

Why does love have to involve somebody sleeping in the rain? Because I was a schmuck and I’m late?

I’m sorry but I really can’t do the living in the pubic eye thing. I wasn’t joking about that. ‘How fu@!ing dare you? You can’t fu@king talk to me like that?’

I’m sorry I’m a maniac.

But I wouldn’t be one as your friend.
Why can’t we be friends? I have a rage problem. I don’t know how to fix it…but I think having a life and exercising regular might be a start.

The only thing is, if we were playing scrabble and you won and you were gloating and being a poor winner, I might have to throw the scrabble board across the room and say, “How do you like your scrabble now?!” Then you’d likely punch me in the boob and walk out.
That’s how you usually roll. And then what? Well…at least nobody’s heart would be splattered all over hell.

You know deep down, something that’s healing feels better than alienation, no matter how it happens. If you really want to go out with me, once I’m over there, ask me out properly.

You won’t really know how you feel or what you want until you’ve spent some time with me either way. But none of it will matter if I never get there.

Do you really love me? Then let go of my heart just a little bit. Doesn’t have to be all the way…just a tad. I’ll be able to be stronger. Rather than trying to control me through manipulation, you could just get me really wanting to go your way.

Maybe ‘Jessie’s Girl’ should be with Jessie.

As for the problem of being a maniac…I’ve also started to take more Omega-3…I’ve been feeling better from that also. Think I might have been vitamin deficient….and love and sex deficient. If a person can’t have both at the same time in a way that’s feasible…I’ll take one over none.

Healthy relationship with someone who isn’t my mother like now…you shouldn’t have gone there. Why Drew? Ahhh. No…Now I’m definitely going out with someone. ASAP.

Damn it.

I have some issues I need to speak with a therapist about. I’m not saying I don’t.

Celine Dion - ‘If There Was Any Other Way’?
Why are you still doing this?
You don’t really want me in your life do you? Just when I think maybe I understand you, then I realize I don’t at all and it just makes me tired, that I’m always struggling trying to figure you out.

That would be the boob punch again.

We have this unhealthy dynamic that I want to try to fix. That’s all I’m trying to say.

I want you and I need you. My life would never be the same without you in it.

But we can’t even talk to each other and sooner or later things always seem to break down.

It’s enough just thinking about trying to do something really hard without pressures about romantic committments that don’t feel right.
And I know, you always have your go-to-guy when I haven’t said what you wanted to hear or done what you wanted quick or well enough.

Is that the way we’re going to get closer?

I like that you push me, but you don’t have to. You push me to be better than I knew I could be. I’m going to start getting verklempt at work. You see things in me I didn’t know were there.

I don’t want you to go away, but I don’t want us to keep hurting each other either and I don’t want to let you down again, especially b/c it’s a pretty vulnerable thing for both of us.

I look you up the way you look me up. You”ve been bugging my house for how long now? You’ve been having me followed…reading my emails? Does it go that far?

I look you up on the internet. Not always b/c I’m feeling jealous…in fact it’s not usually that. It’s sometimes b/c if I see a picture of you and you’re looking happy and like things are alright, then…it makes it easier to go on, you know? Even though we’re in different places.

Why do you do it? Are you always looking for clues with distrust or is it something else?

I just need to figure out how to get from Point A to Point B without moving backwards or stopping again. Can you help me do that? If you want or are insisting on being involved, can you not pressure me about love and try and break my heart just now?

I don’t think the rest will be as hard. Could be wrong but I really don’t think it will be.

For now, I have that and these songs you leave me with, which especially when you are trying to hurt me can be lonely. It’s been that way for years. You don’t understand that?

If I ‘Give Love A Bad Name’, why do you want me that way? Do you think you will change me this way (by complaining about my deficiences as a potential partner)?

Why not take me and love me as I am? If not as a partner than as what I am able to be for you right now. You are one of the women who think they’re going to change somebody. These ladies are crying more than the ones who know you can’t and that someone will only change if it comes from inside themselves.

Feeling loved and accepted helps to do it. Now you know why I wanted to be your friend. You might not always be complaining and trying to hurt me then. You’d be getting what you need from someone who fundamentally you don’t want to change b/c you like who they are already.

Is he ‘the one for you’ or just ‘the one you use to make me jealous’?

I think that’s a fair question.

Or is it just that you’re afraid to let go even a little bit, b/c you think if you do, I’ll leave you in the lurch for sure?

We both know that what you were saying up there as ‘Carol’ is absolutely true, whether we’re a couple or not. You’re my first love. Nothing will ever change that. Even if we were never in each other’s lives, no one would ever take your spot. You’ll always be there.

I want us to be in each other’s lives, but if you don’t want that, I still think we all need some kind of healing to go on and that’ll be a lot easier if you were on my side instead of trying to oppose me.

I won’t go unless you really want me to.

Don’t you know how much I care about you?

I became SHEENA for you. Have you ever gotten knocked on your ass regularly by very skilled trannies?

I know you only lifted the earth off its axle, made it rotate the other way and had all your friends do the same, so whatever I do pales in comparision, but I wouldn’t have done it or hung on this long, if I hadn’t really loved you.

I can’t think about the entire gravity of what i need to do next. I just need to put in the puzzle pieces one at a time and do whatever I have to do not to be so overwhelmed that I mess it up again.

Alright…if you want me to, I’ll go.

I see a pattern…you get me thinking about love and how great it could be…then you push for a committment that involves marriage or something along those lines. If I’m honest with you but tell you something you don’t want to hear, you slam me(usually with something about him), then freeze me out. You used to do this on a Friday a lot.

:(

You’re right. He’s the one who wants to be with you. Go ahead and be with him.

I’m serious…I don’t want to be in a relationship with you anymore. Maybe we can be friends…if not, I guess you’ll just have to content yourself with me changing my whole life around for you.

I don’t want to hear about this fu@king guy anymore.

JANN ARDEN Nevermind

Yeah whatever. MR BIG is speaking louder than Jann Arden honey. I don’t give a crap what you’re doing….it’s the bs torturing I can’t stand.

Just makes me not want to go out with you anymore. That’s the only reason too. If I talk to much, give me a good reason to keep my mouth shut. I’m going to go out with someone else and if you don’t like it too bad.

stop it. you’re staying with him. it’s done.

Can’t hear a thing…ignoring you now.

i think you’re bringing up my mother b/c you want me to go out with someone else. all the more reason. if you haven’t been fu@king him up to this point (ha) feel free to.

Please don’t let your ‘love’ for me get in the way.

Who the hell do you think you’re kidding lady?

With all sincerity, this has been wrong for so long it doesn’t matter anyway.

You think of me as some kind of project much more than a significant other. If you want your ‘project’ to have a good end..why do you have me waste my energy like this? No logic at all.

You know what’s going to happen? IF I manage to get somewhere, we’re still not going to wind up knowing each other. If that’s what you want, keep it up.

You’re setting me up to hate your guts again. In fact right now, I can’t stand the thought of either one of you. I was even trying to be gracious with the thought I was going to do this and you were likely going off with him. FU@K!!!!!!!! (reference you in Donnie Darko)

‘Cause I’m losing my mind when you’re not around’?

I’m losing my mind b/c you never stop torturing me you fu@king as@hole.

Just stay the fu@k away from me.

:) Have a nice day.

It must be Friday…Drew’s attempting to break my heart and make me feel bad using Justin as a weapon again.

You pull that shi+ every other day…but it really comes on strong right after you get me thinking about how great some love might be. Then you slam me right b4 the weekend. That’s really crappy lady.

What would life be like with this kind of disfunctional shi+ all the time. This is an impossible situation.

You must have known this going into it. The only reason I can come up with that you’re still up the this nonsense, is you decided this was the way to get paydirt. You’d be wrong.

All this git has to do is fu@king show up and he gets to go out with you. I could give a rat’s a@s whether you actually fu@k him or not.

It’s a tad more of a trick for me to ’show up’ and you don’t even fu@king appreciate that do you?

I’d take that over this ‘love’ that makes you want to mess with me constantly any day, b/c all you do is put me in a no-win secario.

With all sincerity…go the fu@k on and get with him. You make me want to puke and so does this ‘love’ that never gets us anywhere.

Go ahead bring out your Bonnie Rait - Something to Talk About…

You can sleep with him all you want, but it’s so boring, who’d bother to talk about you. You’re a famous chick, that’s about the only reason to be bothering. Like luke warm mashed potatoes served without the gravy.

If it’s more interesting than that for you…you’d best get on with it then, hadn’t you?

You’re a pair of dicks who deserve each other.
I can’t wait for Justin to get the full Barrymore treatment.

Don’t spare the horsepower honey!

If you really cared that it’s ‘MORE THAN JUST THE TWO OF US’ you wouldn’t fu@king be doing this now you ****.

That word would be di@k

If you dislike me so much that you’re still doing this, we don’t have to know each other…really we don’t.

Just stay away from me or this really will be done.

I won’t just go out with another woman, I’ll find myself a girlfriend (we won’t actually have sex -so that’ll be alright), we’ll just sleep in the same bed together, be joined at the hip and she’ll do all the things with me you wouldn’t, but it’ll be enough to keep me here and enough to make me forget that I ever cared about you. You’ll vanish out of my mind (what a treat a bit of piece of mind would be) and out of my life for good.

How does that grab you?

But unlike you, I won’t torment you about it, I’ll just be satisfied to be happy and live the way I want again, without being tormented constantly.

I’ll forget that I was going to …what, go to find some showbiz career I don’t really want? Why would I do that? Terrible business…especially for female performers. Who in their right mind would ever want to do that? Especially if they didn’t even have a passion for it. NOT ME.

This ain’t love sweetie. Not any that’s worth having anyway.

Just stay the hell away from me. You need to have a biohazard warning tattooed across your forehead.

Come on it’s only fair you warn people…and you love tattoos.

Waving the prospect of getting with you in front of my nose isn’t the incentive it used to be.

As for getting the love I’ve been missing, there’s only one person I’d stay away from if I was hoping to get some love honey.

I’m doin’ this tonight,
You’re probably gonna start a fight.
I know this can’t be right.
Hey baby come on,
I loved you endlessly,
When you weren’t there for me.
So now it’s time to leave and make it alone
I know that I can’t take no more
It ain’t no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye…

Bye Bye
Don’t wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain’t no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye…
Bye Bye
Don’t really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
It might sound crazy,
But it ain’t no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye

(Oh, Oh)
Just hit me with the truth,
Now, girl you’re more than welcome to.
So give me one good reason,
Baby come on
I live for you and me,
And now I really come to see,
That life would be much better once you’re gone.

I know that I can’t take no more
It ain’t no lie,
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye…
Bye Bye
Don’t wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain’t no lie,
Baby Bye, bye, bye…
Bye Bye
Don’t really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh)
It might sound crazy,
But it ain’t no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye
——————————————————————————-
Come on, admit it. If I wrote this…you’d be just fine with it.

That’s all that really matters to you.

It’s not the prospect of having a few dates that might keep me here, it’s that you’re like a machine and you won’t stop.

You’re like the terminator, killing my love. :)

and my desire to be in showbusiness.

I don’t care what you did, or what you’re doing if I’m not around and we’re not a couple anyway. I just can’t take the torturing. Why is that so hard not to do.

You’re not a ‘3 dressed up as a 9′, you’re lovely.

You just drive me crazy.

You’re right I do have work to do. Thanks for reminding me.

How the Christ do you ever get anything done? Do you not still have a job to do?

You’re shameless and extremely disappointing. :(

I can’t do this with you anymore. :(

They are so cute together! I love it!!

You’re right. I was just looking at your ass, but I’m not looking at it anymore.
——————————————————————————————-
Choosing stones…
Big enough to drag me down
Where I am…
People’s voice’s make hollow sounds
Just be quiet…
They’ll go away
Open up your eyes…
Don’t let your mind tell the story here
Open up your eyes…
Just let me go

Just stay away from me you fu@king a%shole.

Guess what…nobody needs to have any tears anymore. It’ll all be over soon and we don’t need to know each other. OK? I sincerely am OK with not being in a relationship with you and if you don’t want to be my friend either….let’s focus on business.

I could give a shi+ about a career. I just want this to be over.

One prince…and that’s enough. He should be enough for you. You don’t need to hold my heart hostage anymore.

The other stale piece of cheese you like to pull out of your pocket: Those wisemen can kiss my as# darling.

Oh yeah…I fogot….kiss my culu. :)

You’re over me? Oh. Thank God! That’s a relief.

Never believed any of the crap you were saying anyway.
You’ll full of shi+ either way, but I’m glad you’re not still trying to tell me some crap about caring. Thank you.

I only found it confusing and hard to deal with when you claimed to love me, but were not only fu@king someone else, but expecting me to climb mountains whilst writing songs to win you over. Nice to know you’re not still trying to pull that nonsense. I’m likeing you more these days.
——————————————————————————————
You got it all over him
You got me over him
Honey it’s true
There’s just you
You must have been heaven sent
Hearing me call you went
Out on a limb
And you’re all that he’s not
Just look what I got
Cause you got it all
Over him

I’m givin’ up, givin’ up
I’m givin’ up on you
After all if there is no way out
If you cannot stand beside me
If there isn’t love
There is only pride
I’m givin’ up, I’m givin’ up this fight
Undo this leash
You say I tied
When only our fears are to
blame this time
And what am I to you
Just spit it out

There isn’t anything left. You got my pride quite a while ago too. As for what you are to me? You’re a rainy day feeling…not a beautiful kind of day raining or sunny, that I always dreamed would be a good kind of day to spend with you. I always thought any kind of day doing just about anything would be great if I was spending it with you. That crappy, heavy feeling is all that seems to be left for either one of us.

See I kept clinging to a notion that it was the timing and circumstances and that maybe we just weren’t what the other needed in a significant other, but that b/c we loved each other, we’d find a way to make something good come of all this anyway.

But If I manage to accomplish something after all these sticks you keep throwing in my bicycle wheels, it’ll be a miracle, because I can’t feel anything anymore. Not good, bad, love or hate. Just nothing and that is because of you and me just being the exact wrong combination as a couple or anything else. You still bear down on me, so it will be to have some amount of peace of mind that I’ll do something if I can manage to. Not to express my love for you; not to pursue something I’m passionate about because I don’t have the luxury of finding out what that is.

And to say that I never begrudged you going off with someone else, if I wasn’t fitting the bill, is an understatement. I only resented the no-win scenario you kept sticking us both (and everyone you know) in.

As for what you’re fighting for, or that you’re giving up a fight? I’ll be damned if I know what you ARE fighting for. I would like to say to you, give it up and get on with your life and I might be able to find a way out of this and then we call all finally get on with our lives. The thing that gives everybody a way out is not me giving up. Just you giving up the notion that you interfering is useful, b/c it’s the exact opposite. You just make it harder that it needs to be and up til now, it’s been just enough to keep me from managing to do anything.

You don’t just live your life, with him or otherwise and enjoy it. You put it in my face and feel the need to sell me how great it is. What are you hoping to do? Make me jealous? Give me an example to follow?

You make absolutely no sense and it’s completely useless. And I just feel farther away from you and farther from caring about you. Was that the objective? And if it effects your objective in a way you don’t want? What then?

I don’t think you care about those people who are your friends and family as much as you claim. If you did, and it mattered to them, you wouldn’t be taking any chances. If it doesn’t matter to anybody what I do, please let me know right now, b/c I have no reason to go anywhere near you then. None at all.

Go ahead…threaten me with Bob Seger’s ‘Shakedown’ and you’re busted song.

The thought of getting into a bad marriage with you was much more frightening and I know you agree, no need to say it. Anything else you ever said was utter shi+ and you know it.

I really hope he does get you pregnant. It’d be a tad hard to bs me then, wouldn’t it? Just wear loose fitting outfits to hide your increasing size.

Why are you still hassling me? You don’t have a clue do you? I wish you’d just go away, most of the time.

And you’re right. ‘You could never be the right kind of girl for me.’

You know, I never cared that you picked someone else over me…but telling the kind of lies that you do…How do you fu@king look at yourself in the mirror.

And trying to use some BS about loving me or wanting to marry me to use me and calk up whatever amount of a dating life I might have is really sleezy.

You want to know….’If This Is It’?

You’re sleeping with someone else….and I’m looking to sleep with someone else. I just called you sleezy and I feel like calling you a good deal more than that. Do you want me to draw you a picture?

Your only real concern is:
If I keep my death grip on her heart tight enough, can I wring a song or two out of it and get her to do what I want her to? If you were even fu@king honest about that, I’d have a tad bit of respect for you. But instead you just go on insulting me.

Hey….you’re a hair’s breath away from it and at this moment, nothing would give me greater relief.

All I need is a girl to take my mind off you and suddenly all the heartache goes away. I wasn’t thinking of looking for a girlfriend before. I figured it would just be a bit of fun, b/c my heart wanted to be elsewhere, but you know, you’ve convinced me otherwise now.

Not b/c you’re with someone else, but b/c of the way you did it.
Hope you’re happy with yourself.

You could have been doing whatever with whoever and still had me working for you and being on your side. What damage has gone on with you? Where are you damaged? Brain, heart, soul even? And you’ve said before I’m the only one who can fix it for you…so that shi+ about him being enough, you know is bolony. I’m not the one for you either, you just need to use me for a bit. You’re using him too, but at least he gets some part of you that’s good instead of the crap, which is what I get.

You’re a liar and a fraud. You don’t fool anybody, except occasionally yourself when you think you’ve got it over on someone, but I think you regularly lie to both of us.
There is no point to it, so I’ll be damned if I know why, but it’s the very thing that will fu@k it. So go ahead…keep doing it and I will do anything and everything but what you want…and that will fu@k us both.

You’re a cruel hearted suductress and you should be kept indoors with no access to small town radio stations’ playlists anymore.

I don’t care what you say….there’s certain kinds of lies you should not tell …and you’ve likely doomed both of us ************ b/c of it. You should be very proud of the woman you see in your mirror and want to have kids who’ll want to emulate a mother like you.

Please baby…get him to take the condom off tonight. No more beating around the bush. GO FOR IT! :)

I’m daring you…do it.

I do want the strength of a woman. Just not you.

Yes…Enid…Do it! Do it!

Get preggers. You’ll make everyone in the world so happy, including me. Oh God, I hope you do. That’d make my day. No bull…I really hope you do.

Because your ‘love’ has turned me into a spasitc colon…that can’t do anything but spout shi+.

Sound promising for a marriage?

No wonder I felt like a colostomy bag for so much of the time we were(n’t) together.

‘Breakout’ - I’m gonna breakout of this no-win scenario with you…

hahahaha :)

You may have got my sanity…you may have had my heart for years (up on your shelf, just like a dog in a manger. You didn’t really want me but didn’t want anybody else to have me before you were able to wring the bloodlife and a few ass shakes and songs out of me.),
but you won’t have my heart anymore…I’m taking it back to give to somebody else. It’ll be a walk in the park compared to this!

you suck…you suck…you suck….you’re lame….you’re lame…
like a puda with a bad leg.

jeremy stewart @ 07/06/2009 at 6:54 pm

my girlfriend dance the whole m.o.e. show with her i was asleep in my tent it was 4:30 in the morning i was bummed

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