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Brad Pitt is a “Must Bastard”

Brad Pitt is a “Must Bastard”

Brad Pitt takes his motorcycle for a spin in Los Angeles on Friday afternoon (June 19).

The 45-year-old actor and director Quentin Tarantino are dubbed the “Must Bastards” in Entertainment Weekly’s Must-List Issue. The pair join forces for the hotly anticipated World War II revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds.

Brad has worked with some major directors— David Fincher, Terrence Malick, the Coen brothers – and he knows it.

“I’m a director whore, it’s true,” he says. The movie has been described as “kosher porn,” seeing as it is a revenge fantasy about Jewish-American soldiers. “But there is an aspect of a wish-fulfillment fantasy to the film, for lack of better words,” says Quentin. “Taking down Hitler and destroying the Third Reich—we’ve all had those fantasies.”

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Hey lylian,
LMAO, that list is priceless. Personally I like the JenniPooper just add the “P.”

LOL Lylian! Twice in one day. Thanks.

this brad is hot today but no staying power…………………the hangover movie makes money because of juvinal humor……………his next movie role will suck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he is no brad pitt…………..jenx is desperate ……………..her time is slipping away……………i don’t feel sorry for her………..no pity just tired of her trying to match angie in every ascept……………..

Jill:

This is too freaky. I have been a fan of Gibran for almost four decades and just yesterday I was talking to a co-worker about letting kids go and I quoted from the Prophet on Children in that they ‘come thru you but they are the future and you are the past.’……..I have often thought of the health of the JP’s relationship in terms of KG’s views on marriage.

I think this should be ‘required reading’ like all other classics……..more life lesson’s in that wee, little book than you find in most tomes. The other one I feel the same way about and would love to read aloud to x, is Wayne Dyer’s Erroneous Zones……..another tiny little book filled with amazing, but simple, life architecture.

Lylian:

I like ‘Stoner’….ani .s.t. o.n. Coop e.r.

nice one dawne, “Anistoner” two pot heads living it up.

Your really have nothing to say about Brad do you? Angie would of had at least 500 hits by now. You all think Brad needs Angie? wow If they ever did split up Brad wouldn’t get any hits would he.? Father of the year.
Goodnight morons
Jen is not a tramp nor a ho you people don’t know the meaning of anything.
One more thing I would be with 100 hundred MEN before I ever had a film of of Angie being with a horse. You bet Jen has class. I respect more then I would respect that pig. Angie a role model I would be the most embarrassed person ever to do something like that.
Goodnight you all have the nerve to pick on Jen.

Just saw the post on Jennifer.. How sad for Bradley Cooper.. his head on Brad Pitts body.. I really don’t think that is what he bargined for.

The jokes start already. My boyfriend saw The Hangover.. Said it was a really funny movie. He said that Cooper was funny, but not the funniest guy in the film. I think he is getting all the attention because.. yes he is talented, but the fact is he is the one with the “hollywood looks”.. He could be a one hit wonder.. It happens… So we need to wait for his next few films before he is showered with the title the next big thing.. I am reminder of Rob P. and the twilight craze. One movie or franchise does not a career make. You have to do more. I just think he should have waited before starting a high profile relationship.. IF this is a relationship. So my fingers are crossed because I want Jen out of Brad/Angie’s life for good.

So let us JP fans pray that it last.. I feel sorry for Bradley Cooper, but someones has to be fed to the lions..

hey ellie i think you need to get laid just like jennipooper.

ellie’ @ 06/20/2009 at 9:36 pm
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We are too busy in poking fun at your dumb idol. hehehe.

aeon @ 06/20/2009 at 8:56 pm
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jennipooper has a nice rhythm about it.

debra77 @ 06/20/2009 at 9:38 pm
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So let us JP fans pray that it last.. I feel sorry for Bradley Cooper, but someones has to be fed to the lions..
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YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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AGREED.

Ellie’s forgotten to take her lithium tonight………we’re back to pigs and horses. This woman is certifiably nuts. Tries the ‘lets all be reasonable, people, Angie’s okay, too’ schtick……then a day later Agnie is doing a horse and she’s a pig.

Crise sake woman, get help, you are one fcuked up piece of work…..no damn wonder you relate to aniston.

Ashley Banks' analyst @ 06/20/2009 at 9:57 pm

ellie’ @ 06/20/2009 at 9:36 pm

‘One more thing I would be with 100 hundred MEN before I ever had a film of of Angie being with a horse.’
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If that was true you wouldn’t be the only one saying it over and over and over….First off, it was photos, not film, and secondly and most importantly you need to clue in to the difference between reality and the reality of what your eyes are actually seeing. People searching out these photos are going to be severely disappointed if they are hoping for some titillation.

@*******/comment-page-1/#comment-13436192" rel="nofollow">OH boy:

OH MY GOD IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THIS MAN WHO HOPS FROM CONTINENT TO CONTINENT WITH 6 KIDS IN TOW AND A WOMAN WHO HAS ADMITTEDLY ABUSED DRUGS AND SELF MUTILATED…..I HAVE SOME SWAMP LAND I WOULD LOVE TO SELL YOU. IDIOT

t.m.delafonda @ 06/20/2009 at 10:06 pm

@*******/comment-page-3/#comment-13437362" rel="nofollow">1st world kids: What kind of racist crap is that to say? Number one, the kids Angelina took are older, thus, allowing her more time to speak on the refugee issue. Secondly, he is where he needs to be-with the younger ones-while she was speaking at the symposium. That is what co-parents, share responsibilities.Third, it is obvious that YOU should not be on this thread and should be logging into the WHITE SUPREMICIST site!

Bradley boy is in for the ride of his career. I bet every person in the know in Tinseltown is snickering behind their hands ready to watch him destroy his career at the hands of a needy manipulator.

She was challenged by ‘twittering’ ..wonder how she’ll handle him ‘diddling’ some other dude instead of calling her every ten minutes.

She’s so toxic to anyone trying to maintain any dignity. You would think he would have been duly warned if he is that naive, but maybe he wants the infamy as badly as she does. That is what I will conclude unless he is just naturally self-destructive……and that is possible too, you have to wonder about someone who made it a whole four months in a marriage.

They are both going to likely rue the day this mutual usery kicked into gear. She’s like the horse who has been ridden too hard and put up wet.

Hope he’s the mature and stable man she so publicly cried out for but call me jaded, a four month marriage doesn’t exactly denote ’stability.

Stupid b*tch doesn’t even get it that she is the immature and unstable one in any pairing. So she continues her egoistic pursuits without the benefit of a break to do some personal work and reflection; perhaps evaluate why she is going south while the rest of the world is going north.

Passing Through @ 06/20/2009 at 10:16 pm

# 77 OH boy @ 06/20/2009 at 6:19 pm
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Does anyone have the link for PT’s tab report, I’m on a different computer.. Please help..
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I haven’t posted one in a month. I’ve been working on the next one this evening. I kinda sorta promised Briseis it would be up sometime tomorrow afternoon and I might have kinda sorta lied…we’ll see…this shite is turning my brain to mush. The people that run Bauer Publishing and American Media need to be dropped in the middle of North Korea. Spending 12 years with Kim Jong-il would straighten their asses right up…
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http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com

Passing Through @ 06/20/2009 at 10:20 pm

# 99 lylian @ 06/20/2009 at 8:48 pm .
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I’m so excited, I’ve been thinking of their monikers. But here’s a few more for your consideration:
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You missed the most obvious one - BEARDISTON.

credit jjb

There are so many wonderful things that Angie does that do not get publicized.

Liz is the 26 year old wife of David Flowers, who was wounded when he stepped on a landmine in Afghanistan on May 11. He is currently being treated at Walter Reed in DC.

Liz has a blog. She has a post that describes one of the many things that Angie did while she was in DC this week.

I slept in while Mom and Granny spent time with Dave. He had PT at 1:30 and right before he scooted off one of the nurses told him to wait that a “distinguished guest” was about to arrive. It was Angelina Jolie! She spent about 20 minutes talking with Dave and taking pictures! Then after she left the liaison came around and handed out gift bags signed by her with a gift card to Best Buy worth $1,000!

http://ward57.blogspot.com/

One of the posters at the new Pitt & Jolie blog said that Angie “visited a bunch of wounded soldiers while she was there. She made a bunch of new fans. Including me.”

Here is a June 7 newspaper article about David Flowers.

http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009906070332#pluckcomments

dawne @ 06/20/2009 at 9:56 pm
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Dawne, think of ellie as having several pus filled boils. Her anger and bitterness are just like PUS building up inside her. Every now and again, her anger and bitterness erupts, ejecting pus from a boil. How much pus depends on how many boils erupts and which ones (some boils are smaller than others)
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Sometimes one or more of ellie’s boils erupt because we JP fans lance it.
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Sometimes, the boils just build up some BIG FAT HEADS, like now, when she read how person after person names Angelina as a wonderful role model. Lately, Naomi Wolf and Serena Williams joining the long line of SUCCESSFUL, POWERFUL, PROMINENT people who think Angelina is a wonderful role model. Previously, there were Colin Powell, Jeffrey Sachs, Guterres, Hilary Clinton, Anderson Cooper, Marianne Pearl, Christine Amanpour, Gordon Brown, and a thousands of people In Pakistan and Cambodia, just to name a few.
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And when the big fat HEADS of boils erupts, well, ya know what happens….
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Regrettably, I have a very perverted sense of humour. When I can find the time, (like now), I find it quite deliciously funny to see how much PUS will emerge from ellie next.

jen the aging porn star @ 06/20/2009 at 10:34 pm

Happy father’s day !!!!
Angie is lucky to have him, Mad, Pax, Zee, Shi, Knox, Viv are lucky to have him.

dawne @ 06/20/2009 at 10:12 pm

Here we go already. I had 3 glasses of wine and had difficulty for a moment to recognize who you are talking about………. LOL Brad is riding his bike and we are on BP thread. I thought why the hell is Brad diddling another dude, until I realized it’s the other Brad. I had to read your post 3x. Hell and Walhalla, this will be one confusing summer for me. Best I lock up the bottles, darn I hate dry summers. I sure gonna miss my umbrella drinks.

jen the aging porn star @ 06/20/2009 at 10:40 pm

While Brad was settle,blissfully celebrating his 4 th father’s day, X, the 40 y.o. sl.ut,ho was sleeping , openign her leg to her 7th lover.

I bet Brad must be embarassed for having married that slumbag 40 y.o ho.

@*******/comment-page-5/#comment-13440862" rel="nofollow">jp fan: Very nice article,I was getting teary eyed reading it.Thanks jp fan!!

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