Jennifer Aniston: Barefoot Bike Babe!

Mickey Von Dutch @ 06/23/2009 at 2:03 am

@Kate: I’m with you on the body Kate. For people who call a woman looking like this “old” and “fat” posting a self-portrait should be mandatory. I’m 41 years old, run for an hour every day, have reletively good genes, take good care of myself, but even then I do not come even close to looking like this.
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Speak for yourself. I am 51, my body looks just as good as Aniston’s and I don’t exercize much at all.

Jen Aniston looks old and ugly. No way she could be compared to
angelina who has natural and elegant beauty, plus Angie is much better actress than her and is a good hearted person. Jen is fake and plastic.

Famewhore finds her Hair Twin!
Her obviousness never ceases to amaze me.

The Brange has been front and centre all week giving their millions away. Angelina Jolie was in DC yesterday hugging refugees and crying about their suffering. She was also on Anderson Cooper and The Today Show with her Earth Mother face saving the world.

But yesterday was also the day Jennifer Aniston’s Love (but really Sh-t) Happens trailer arrived online. Click here for a refresher.

The name of the game is One Up.

And you know Jennifer is always looking to recruit a boyfriend, especially when there’s something to promote. Remember when she reconciled with John Mayer just in time for Marley &Me? Remember when she broke up with him just after He’s Just Not That Into You?

Is there a better candidate to pretend date Jennifer Aniston right now than Bradley Cooper?

Previous reports that they’d hooked up several weeks ago were premature. At the time, it was no more than a conversation. That conversation however has blossomed into a conveniently timed dinner last night in New York, and wouldn’t you know there was a photographer around to shoot it. Click here to see the images.

Coop is the current king of the box office having a triumphant run with The Hangover. Everyone wants his agent’s phone number. You think Stephen Huvane rang him up to offer him a role to play over the summer? Getting a profile boost wouldn’t hurt at all.

And he is totally her Hair Twin, non?

Poor John Stamos. She’ll never think he’s good enough.

@From Laineys: Maybe it’s just my dirty mind but when I read your long post I just hear blah blah blah she gets to kiss some really really hot guys (wish I could pounce on them) blah blah blah Jennifer is so lucky to get to make out with those hot hot HOT guys blah blah blah wish I was Jen I’m jealous of that ***** blah blah blah hot guys, with hot hair, and oh-my-God, blah blah blah. No offense you seem very informative. I’m just a dirty girl.

really, who is that stupid to keep believing that crap they keep throwing at you? even if i was her fan, i would not be that stupid, even stevie wonder can see her ploy to stay in the lime light, which is fine, but don’t act like she is just so innocent, i hate that s h i t. lol, her fans are as dumb as she is. lol

haa1988 @ 06/23/2009 at 12:13 am angelina looks old because shes an evil witch she fooled u brangelinas normal ppl will always think of her as nothing but a crazy homewrecking ***** brad is just her third prey and her wrinkley face and veiny hands and feet reflect all that inner ugliness and evil
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hmmm only in the jenhags eyes is Angelina looks old becoz let’s face it looking at their idol’s fugly man face and finding it YOUNG AND GORGOUS You guys must have the meaning of beauty in an alternate universe… where the UGLY ONE rules bwahahahahah!!!

haa1988 @ 06/23/2009

By the way jenhag did you know that the President of Pakistan personally called Angelina Jolie to show his appreciation for Jolie’s humanitarian help in his country? I think only crazy jenhag like you think bad about Angelina jolie when a President of a country called you that means they respect her humanitarian effort and they don’t know what you crazy jenhag are accusing angelina of. I bet they don’t even know who MANISTON is.

Again the BIG CHIN is coping Angie in the chase scene, in the clothing Angie has benn wearing skirts like this, trying ro make a sexy face, poor CHIN she looks like she is fartting when trying to be sexy,
copien Angie working with actor Angie already worked,this poor thingcan not be original she can not she does not have any talent the only thing she can do is copying Angie. You want to see a funny movie
see Sandra Bullock ’s movie this is an intelligent woman who alway makes funny movies, and she is naturally beautiful and hot not like this BLOATTING FACE, BANANA BRAIN, FAKE BREAST, FAKE HAIR FAKE EYES, JUST FAKE, FAKE , FAKE USELESS HUMAN BEING.
the CHIN without Brand and Angie = the POO OF MY DOG
BRAD without the CHIN = A HAPPY MAN
ANGIE without Brad = ANGELINA JOLIE INTELLIGENT WOMAN ALWAYS SUCCESFUL.

TO 89
If Angie looks tired is because she is a working mother with six children, this ugly CHIN looks ugly because she ys naturally ugly, and I wonder, everybody mention her hot body, she is not hot she is just
SKINNY you can not compare this banana brain that the only thing she does is worshiping herself she is useless and good for nothing.
Angelina is working making GOOD MOVIES, helping the world, taking care of her children, and belive it or not if you see this UGLY CHIN in real life you would run as fast as you can on the opposite direction,
I have seen her and SHE IS REALLY UGLY.
SoDO not compare ANGELINA JOLIE WHO IS A BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT ORCHIDE. With what comes out of a cow intestine like
the CHIN..
ANGIE is and will be a wonderful human being and a good mother, and a good and succesful actress. YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

my god …jennifer very good body…

@BYSTANDER:

all of her supposedly humanitarian work wont erase her dark past its why she suddenly became a saint right after going public with her now infamous relationship with brad pitt come on forget aniston just look at her face she looks strangely old for her age not to mention her madonna hands its because like i said shes an selfish evil compulsive homewrecker witch

Nisa…

You are probably one of the few Jenfan that’s sane!

You know, I am 1 year older than Jen, have 4 wonderful kids and sexy husband. I do look better than her! I have my natural eye and hair colour. My weight is about right for height and BMI. I have really good genes. My kids are all long and lean ( can’t fatten a thoroughbred! *g* )

@OB: You sound incredibly blessed and lucky! I am so very happy for you. You know, maybe it’s just me, but I think many regular women look just as good as movie stars. Especially if you see these movie stars in normal lighting without makeup. It’s amazing what professionals can do with lighting and cosmetics. So I don’t doubt you that you are just as beautiful or more so. And good for you for having a sexy husband and beautiful kids. You have a wonderful life. Inner happiness and contentment is about the best kind fortune you can have. I love to hear of other people’s good fortune in life!