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Daniel Craig Builds His ‘Dream House’

Daniel Craig Builds His ‘Dream House’

James Bond star Daniel Craig is in early talks to star in the psychological thriller Dream House, reports THR.

The flick will be helmed by Jim Sheridan, who directed 50 Cent in 2005’s Get Rich or Die Tryin’ and Daniel Day-Lewis in 1997’s The Boxer.

Craig, 41, would play a man who moves his family to an idyllic small town, only to find his house haunted by its former inhabitants, who were murdered there.

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898 Comments

# 1

JJ, how stupid are you? you can’t even get his age right???????
Says a lot about the validity of your “news”.

# 2

Really? Another movie about a family moving into a house they love and such and it’s haunted by past owners or just ghosts terrorizing the owners? Do we need another movie about this?

# 4

do we need another movie about love?
do we need another movie about hate?
do we need another movie about war?
do we need another movie about villians trying to rule the world?
do we need another movie about aliens?

YES to all of the above if the are made good!

# 5

SO THERE.

# 6

Jared! ROTFLMAO @ the Barbie pic!!!! hahaha!!!!!!!!

# 7

uuummmmm……..did anyone ever see Amityville Horror??

a remake is a remake no matter how you dress it up.

boring.

# 8

Once again, a new thread with no Sats pictures, but I’ll bet my bottom dollar that the haters who keep wishing that JJ would not post pictures of her, which JJ is apparently honoring, will STILL CONTINUE to post long winded posts that are ONLY about Sats and how much they hate her, making Sats the star and not Daniel, who these threads are about. They must actually love Sats since they continue to give her all the attention, instead of Daniel.
Such lonely pathetic losers, their low IQs are so obvious. Only people with below average intelligence repeat the same garabe for over 1,700 posts lol lol lol
So sad and pathetic, I wasn’t in the least bit surprised that after two weeks of not coming onto JJ that all I saw was the same garbage repeated for the millionth time lol lol lol
I truly feel deep sympathy for the “haters” Such lonely and sad human beings, can anything possibly more be depressing than seeing how lonely people are that all they have is JJ in their lives !!!! Too sad and depressing. In fact, it’s a little too depressing so I will say my final farewell, as I have no place in my life, mind or heart for people who hate so deeply someone they have never met simply because they are jealous.
One day these women will wake up wondering what happened to their lives, asking, “where has my life gone” and all they will have to do is come to JJ and see that they wasted their short precious life which is a gift from God, on doing nothing but hating, and they will know then that God and Karma awarded their behavior with loneliness and and a life void of any friends or love. It’s just too sad and depressing, but it’s something more, because I get the major creeps everytime I come here and read all t he hate.
This overly obsessive hate is beyond creepy.

# 9

brand-new story… |-(…
this film sounds very uninteresting. REDUNDANT

What are you talking about. JJ says DC is 41. Born 3-2-68. It’s now June 2009. That does add up to 41. Right?
+ + + + + + +
I love horror flicks. Good ones at least. Not crap, like Saw, but really scary intense psychological stuff, like 28 Days later or the Shining, which interestingly, this plot sounds reminiscent of. Hope not, hope there’s a unique twist. novel, not rehashed. Otherwise he should just suck it up and do a romantic comedy. Worked for Gerald Butler. Oscar winners Ralph Feinnes, and Tom Hanks did them. Love Sleepless in Seattle. He should pick a good script…while he’s still young enough….

Horror films @ 06/24/2009 at 2:57 am

Horros and Thrillers is Satsuki’s area of expertise. Maybe she is getting him into it.

to whatsup birdbrain @ 06/24/2009 at 2:57 am

You brought up the gf first. You opened the door. Of course it’s coming, now, because of you. What are they supposed to do? Ignore your taunt. Idiot sh*tstirrer. Your post is so full of hate, I sometimes wonder if you are the psycho American woman who follows him everywhere, and is the reason he had to get “doubles” to go with him to premieres, designed to keep you running the wrong direction…
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You keep promising to leave…I think your final farewell will only happen when JJ finally figures out how to ban you and your multiple identities once and for all…
———————–
One day, you will wake up wondering where has my life gone? Since you’ve never had a life, it never went anywhere. Get a life. It’s about time to leave the nest and stop pecking at all the other birds on here.

JJ has changed the post. When I made this comment 3 hours ago there was written Daniel Craig, 39….

Regurgitatedcreativism @ 06/24/2009 at 3:16 am

No imagination in HW anymore. Same old, same old!

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/24/2009 at 6:01 am

Yes, the storyline has definitely been done and dusted many a times. However, this is just a rumour, so nothing might come out of it. Or maybe the plot will be very different. I just hope he gets a good script soon. Bond 23 still seems so far away…

Daniel Craig is my sex god!

Chili Pepper @ 06/24/2009 at 9:40 am

“play a man who moves his family to an idyllic small town, only to find his house haunted by its former inhabitants, who were murdered there.’

What an original idea (read sarcasm).
Daniel looks older than 41.

this is a remake of some film or another. but it’s directed by jim sheridan so it might end up being very good.

This doesn’t sound original, but we’ll just have to wait and see I guess.

to the board @ 06/24/2009 at 9:46 am

Whatsup @ 06/24/2009 at 1:33 given us the benefit of one her famous diatribes early in the game. here’s hoping she puts an end to it. then again, maybe not. she does like to rant on and on and on.

Add some slapstick and humor and it might be worth watching..

Um, hasn’t this movie already been done before? Amityville Horror, The Others, The Messengers, The Haunting, 13 Ghosts.. blah blah boring.

Love the house pic-it looks so scary and original.

To 12 Now that would be a real horror movie-starring whatsup and the scary looking gf. Two hideous things that will never leave!!!

This is a false story.

don’t you know by now that whatsup will never go away. no matter how much we hope, it just wont happen. it would be nice if she would “leave the nest and get a life” but then what would she do? personally, i don’t think she has anything else going for her.

Never ending farewell @ 06/24/2009 at 12:10 pm

The drama continues…i wish Daniel would dump the ugly arrogant gf just so we get rid of the multiple personalities.

intellsmart @ 06/24/2009 at 12:16 pm

Hahahahahahahaha, no joke,it’s one crap what I have read, Daniel not Ken living in the dream house with Barbie, he is James Bond and he lives with ugly woman and her name is Satsuki. and he often lives with her at hotels, seldom at home. Oya, so pink house for a right man like is Daniel? Or it will be Psycho-horror something like of Hitchcock’s way? Look at sites with Daniel:
http://www.satstick.blog.cz
http://www.wrinklybagtagsatsuki.blog.cz

Thanks for the new pix. Hope Daniel got to get out without the fugly leech. Keep working Daniel-no time for a wedding!!!!!!

The Ivy Club - 23rd June @ 06/24/2009 at 12:17 pm

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/ivy3.jpg

Nice look, ruffled hair and the spot. Maybe Sats will be paid to pop it?

The Dream House thing was really a tongue in cheek a bit.
Hasn’t moved into R Park so where is his dream house?
Not with Gonknuts!

Also, he is in talks to play in “Eagle of the Ninth” a period Roman film too (not Hadrian) so his schedule is looking tight.

Looks like Satsuki might not have been there at The Ivy, cannot find pics of her anywhere.

The fugly slave erh, gf, needs to at least do something….comb his hair, put some concealer on….

“Hasn’t moved into R Park so where is his dream house?”
He never will. He has resigned from the contract many weeks ago.

And you know this because? I guess you probably know where he is looking to move too now?

Keep working Daniel-no time for a wedding
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Seems to be the case, his “downtime” is filling up quickly.

What a shame. :)

intellsmart @ 06/24/2009 at 12:35 pm

I see Daniel did lose weight , he is slimmer, devastated in face and he physically is moving badly, typical tiredness of physical work, it seems he is training for 23. Bond.
if he has his usual training plan which we know so no wonder he is torn

hope that this “thriller” isnt gonk’s idea as 2929 specialized in thrillers and hers were crap.
lets hope she isnt working on this film as a “co-producer”..his zit is probably too much drink, too many crisps, junk food as i have a feeling sats isnt such a cook for him..

poor soul, he looks tired. he needs looking after.

how about this for a kick in the teeth?
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Wow, I’m surprised they haven’t had that changed yet! Someone at Zimbio needs a high five! lol.

Horros and Thrillers is Satsuki’s area of expertise. Maybe she is getting him into it.
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Err, hardly expertise as they were terrible and he should know better.
If Gonk has “advised’ him and it is a flop, really WHEN will he learn?

intellsmart @ 06/24/2009 at 12:58 pm

I also think the 23.Bond thwarts Satsuki’s wedding with Daniel. she still stays a concubine at hotels and Sets on the set any day, she rather should to go back to the production compay to work as an assistant or something and not do shame for Daniel constantly.

I also think the 23.Bond thwarts Satsuki’s wedding with Daniel.
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Please, if they wanted to get married, they would find the time. It doesn’t take a lot to do so, get the family together somewhere private, and there you have it and quite honestly I really feel the man doesn’t want to. This year would have been the perfect time for it but it seems not to be.

is that a spot or is it a headbutt mark?
a “liverpool kiss” we call it!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20287060,00.html

hopefully dan and satsgonk will be next. the man looks sick and i have no doubt wonkyeye is nagging him ragged to get married

re r park @ 06/24/2009 at 1:24 pm

backed out of the cotnract for regents park due to it being leaked? yeah a likely story.

paps know his other places as do the fans, not hard to get to know. he just didnt want to move into there.

just curious, where did you hear that daniel is in talks to play in “eagle of the ninth”?

Too funny!!!! I wish it was Fiona with him!!! The gf is just too hard on the eyes!!!!

If it was done like Beatlejuice—some fun, some artistic creativity, some hot men, some gore, some sadness, some love, wait—it has been done. This has to be wrong. DANIEL???? Say it ain’t so!! Mendel? what do you think? Help? anyone, tell him no!

Just curious too. Are there seroiusly any new news or photos? WTH? Is the other thread getting too long.

I would soooo love to be his Barbie to his KEN! yum. and some photos are NOT very flattering especially without all the touch ups and not the right lighting, reminds us how REAL photos come out from a camera!!

I would take him no matter what he looked like, it is his mind I am after. of course, having a kick a*s*s personality helps too. And a freakin a’ nice gluteas maximus. hooohaaaa. what up~guinness

Damn Guinness, you ARE getting long-winded.
Can you play another tune?

lol - daily mirror @ 06/24/2009 at 2:03 pm

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/06/24/daniel-craig-s-massive-zit-and-pics-of-more-spotty-celebrities-115875-21468276/

Leaving top London eaterie The Ivy by the back door last night, Daniel Craig looked a little shaken and stirred with uncharacteristically messed up hair and a huge pimple right between his eyes.

Zit’s plain to see the James Bond star was keen not to be seen looking somewhat less than dapper. But as one of the world’s biggest film stars, sticking a paper bag over your face isn’t really the done thing when acne attacks.

(no but sticking a paper bag over th g/f’s head is though)

intellsmart @ 06/24/2009 at 2:52 pm

@read the report:
What you think -will Daniel receive this part in Dream House?
If he will do I don’t see it positively. crap title, crap movie- like Quantum of Solace. FOAF is strange title and was not accepted. Other British actors do better than Daniel and more they have big careers and fame in the US (Bale, Butler, Meyer). I hope Daniel will not receive this project Dream House and he will have a look at more scripts. He makes pack of strange projects last time and even a good movie like Defiancé became loser at box office. Daniel got and still gets strange projects - offers althought as to his big acting he deserves better, he should get another Layer Cake or Munich. It seems only Bond makes him bigger class but not so famous in the US.
Bale or Butler have got bigger chances in producers and they are cast in mega projects. Daniel isn’t in first league it’s because he has not a right face for producers?? Will be Daniel big actor in USA ever?

Will be Daniel big actor in USA ever?
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I don’t think that’s his main aim. But he needs to stay away from projects like “Dream House”. Unless it’s done very, very well, it will turn into another “Invasion” fiasco. Although that film looked good on paper but after change of directors and mutliple re-shoots, it became total garbage. (Kidman’s lack of acting talent there didn’t help either).

He needs to choose diligently and as he stated once, he really doesn’t get many good scripts because he’s Bond, just more crap ones.
He needs to maybe move back to Indie films. But as you all know, H/Wood is fickle and he needs to keep himself in the BIG flow. This is when mistakes happen and actors panic and take any old thing just to either:
a) make money (which I’m sure he does not need and/or
b) to let people know they are still alive and have a viable bankability thus reinforcing to themselves they are still wanted.

Personally I think this is just another false rumor and that 9th Eagle may be more valid.

Will be Daniel big actor in USA ever?
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I don’t think that’s his main aim. But he needs to stay away from projects like “Dream House”. Unless it’s done very, very well, it will turn into another “Invasion” fiasco. Although that film looked good on paper but after change of directors and mutliple re-shoots, it became total garbage. (Kidman’s lack of acting talent there didn’t help either).

He needs to choose diligently and as he stated once, he really doesn’t get many good scripts because he’s Bond, just more crap ones.
He needs to maybe move back to Indie films. But as you all know, H/Wood is fickle and he needs to keep himself in the BIG flow. This is when mistakes happen and actors panic and take any old thing just to either:
a) make money (which I’m sure he does not need and/or
b) to let people know they are still alive and have a viable bankability thus reinforcing to themselves they are still wanted.

Personally I think this is just another false rumor and that 9th Eagle maybe more valid.

Will be Daniel big actor in USA ever?
====================================================

I don’t think that’s his main aim. But he needs to stay away from projects like “Dream House”. Unless it’s done very, very well, it will turn into another “Invasion” fiasco. Although that film looked good on paper but after change of directors and mutliple re-shoots, it became total garbage. (Kidman’s lack of acting talent there didn’t help either).

He needs to choose diligently and as he stated once, he really doesn’t get many good scripts because he’s Bond, just more crap ones.
He needs to maybe move back to Indie films. But as you all know, H/Wood is fickle and he needs to keep himself in the BIG flow. This is when mistakes happen and actors panic and take any old thing just to either:
a) make money (which I’m sure he does not need and/or
b) to let people know they are still alive and have a viable bankability thus reinforcing to themselves they are still wanted.

Personally I think this is just another false rumor and that 9th Eagle maybe more valid.

intellsmart @ 06/24/2009 at 3:13 pm

I don’t like how Daniel is like a white chalk in pics, very unhealthy.
he needs to catch sun and to be brown like a chocolate. His nose is a bit injuried - Satsuki knocked him? because there was not a wedding this year? Daniel doesn’t want marry and work on Bond is perfect excuse for him.

I second that-the drama and rambling continue.

To 60-i think his goal is to get a successful non-bond, lead in a movie. I also think celebs spend a great deal of money to maintain their lifestyle (the gf obviously requires major maintenance) so they need lots of money. If he does not prove he is a success actor outside of Bond now chances are he never will. I think he is gorgeous but he has not aged well; his days of “sex symbol” are diminishing.

I would rather see him pale and with a zit than with the horrible looking Satsuki. I can’t see her ever hurting her golden goose-what would she do-find another celeb to f***?!

intellsmart @ 06/24/2009 at 3:42 pm

by the way, one older thing of older thread. Must say - the world is crazy. I am called a fascist when I went along with opinion of finalist Miss America (that a man belongs to woman and a woman to man rightly) and Perez Hilton immediately wanted to fight with her and then - all of a sudden - he acted badly and he has problems with gay community now. Then I sharply disagreed with thought a child could be unbringing by two daddies or two mommies and there on JJ is news that Ellen and Portia are happy in marriage and without children. Hopefully dogs and cats are like their own children.

Daniel became Bond and he can’t to play a gay and I still didn’t see movies where he plays a gay and I will not watch. I want see him only like a right man, clear? Daniel said he was drunk when he played a gay or was naked in the movie, alcohol helped him to play these things. when he had to kiss a man, he was disgusted and must have had Vodka for manage with kiss scene.

look you all know that WonkyGonky is never far away from her Danny Wanny. I bet she’s there but the paps decided to focus on him and his spot.

intellsmart @ 06/24/2009 at 4:35 pm

How DAMN Someone COULD DO this thing with nice SMILLING Daniel Craig/James Bond and THE PINK BARBIE HOUSE!!! DISGUSTING! THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE MORE CRAZY AND CRAZY!! I see there are bigger childish fools than blogger, at least he didn’t collect Daniel’s pics with Barbie pics!! hrůůůůůůůzaaaa

Hi guys, I don’t want to seem like a perv but, I heard that Dan has a huge…. popsicle, is that true? And did Sienna hook up with him, cuz she’s kinda like a public restroom (dirt, everybody uses it)? And Sats has been wearing this huge f*cking ring so are they getting married or not? I hope not, he looks so terrible now with her.

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/24/2009 at 6:42 pm

Thanks for the new pics! Ok, he looks a bit tipsy and has a spot, but just look at his eyes…and I love the ruffled hair look! Seems like he was enjoying himself.

Ninth Eagle sounds more promising than Dream House, but it is hard to say until we get more news about both films.

to Guinness

‘I would take him no matter what he looked like’

Yeah! Exactly! Very much so! Absolutely… :)

It says Daniel went out the back door-i bet WonkyGonky went out the front door-you know how important movie producers are always papped (sarcasm). Good for us-the paps were only interested in Daniel and not overexposed fugly gf.

Hi mendel…off work? And the boston fan? Nice. Question; in one of the articles so nicely posted, thank you, the author states the Broadway Steady Rain as a “boutique fare”…….what the heck does that mean? what a stupid nasty writer. I could sooo be these people…but I am a little biased. It really is cute he has pimples…..one of my old friends always reminds me of his bad skin…..brat. I would lather his skin with organic cleasner–even where he really doesnt need it!!!

And I love this! -”"Should any one of these ventures fail, perhaps Craig will sigh, shrug, and just play Steve McQueen already.” After his Bond contract has been completed already!!!

I watched Munich again today, of course crying, and drooling…tonight I watch Defiance. Probably cry and drool. What is everyone’s opinion here? Rumors I read or insinuations were that the story was embellished for movie purposes…….”if I were ever in that situation, I would hope I would make the tough decisions myself” Daniel. Kudos. cheers dan.

Barbie's Dream House w/ Dan @ 06/24/2009 at 7:26 pm

@lol:
wow- that is a kick in the teeth that’s for sure.
you have to laugh at this gigantic f-up to call the satsquash Fiona Loudon!
Are they kidding or are they seriously stupid?
How could anyone get that one wrong ! ?!

Barbie's Dream House w/ Dan @ 06/24/2009 at 9:11 pm

@The Ivy Club - 23rd June:
Many ‘Thank yous” Satslumdog for all of the latest Daniel ‘IVY’ photos.
Maybe you can teach JJ where to find him out and about in London.
Looks like you are the ‘cat who got the cream” this time and JJ could not be bothered. JJ is too busy finding pictures of Barbie’s latest real estate purchases.

How could anyone get that one wrong ! ?!
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Evidently GlumGonk does not have “friends” at Zimbio like she does at Hello Magazine!

#74 & #75 Nicely put. I concur. Was Sats there? Did he pick her up from the “service” entrance….had to ask!!! come on!! it was funny!!!!

JJ may be busy haggling DC’s camp for our (mendel & mine) tickets to the “boutique fair”! cheers to you slumdawg! Ha. awesome.

~guinness night time, watched Harry Potter again in lieu of Defiance. Love the Equus boy—he was excellent in David Copperfield too!!

a) Yes, that’s the urban legend.
b) Yes, that’s the urban legend.
c) Apparently not.
d) Gonkpecked is the word.

danny, wth are you thinking. cheap, b-class horror shtick?!

you know the tune (spongebob) @ 06/24/2009 at 9:55 pm

OOOooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………

Who walked out of The Ivy with a massive big zit?
(Daniel F*ckMe)
and still looks like a tired miserable git?
(BigC*ck TightPants)
Whose girlfirend hangs on him like a pubic hair on soap?
(CraigBig DingDong)
And makes him look like a p*ssy whipped dope?
(NutCracker CraigThighs)

Ready???…

Danny Loves Fanny..
Stick Shift Audi…
MoneyBags Under his Eyes..
Fed up……of the Gonky sh i t e…………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAARrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh…AArrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Do Do De Do De Do….
:)

Whoever you are-FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the pubic hair on soap line!!!! I bet you could make this cheap horror shtick successful if you were writing it!! The poor man lives in a real horror show with the gonk so why would he want to act in one???!!!

Why thank you and yes, I duly hope the “Dream House” is someone’s idea of taking the piss.

description @ 06/24/2009 at 11:02 pm

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/ivy3.jpg

I see in this picture side description it said he left The Ivy after dining with his wife.
So Satsuki must of been there but not pictured. As for the wife thing, we have read that before many times in different places.

I have read partner, g/f, fiancee (which seems to getting less and less) and wife.

dirty daniel @ 06/24/2009 at 11:10 pm

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/archive/article_1048366.php

I bet it feels strange as he met Sienna there in 2005..and they left seperately. i wonder how satsuki feels about that? did satsuki leave by the back door?

“Sienna Miller has been spotted out in London with British actor Daniel Craig - sparking rumours of a romance.

The pair, who starred together in British gangster film ‘Layer Cake’, enjoyed a drink together at top restaurant ‘The Ivy’ before leaving through separate doors and meeting up again in a nightclub.

Daniel, who used to date supermodel Kate Moss, was then seen dropping Sienna off at her mum’s house at 7pm the next morning.

An insider told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “It was all very strange. Sienna was with mates and seemed distracted when Daniel joined her.

“Their behaviour was bizarre. Instead of them both walking out together, Daniel looked sheepish as he left at 1am and Sienna jumped into her car via the kitchen.”

The glamorous pair then met up at the ‘Elysium’ nightclub ten minutes later and got comfortable together in the VIP area.

The source said: “They looked very close. But by 3am, Sienna was obviously aware that they were being watched so she bolted out of the club and grabbed a mini cab.

“She must have met up with Daniel again because he was seen dropping her off at her mum’s house at 7am.”

Like they weren’t having it off and all the while he was seeing Satsuki in L.A.

Barbie's Dream House w/ Dan @ 06/24/2009 at 11:30 pm

@description:
thanks for the info Satslumdog. It is very interesting and I also read the side caption on the photo - in tiny teeny print.
IF the satsquash really was there, I guess Daniel left the Ivy through one way and she left separately. (I mean he could have been there with other people, maybe other women and friends..)..
I guess she got the message…and the backlash . People do not want to see her in the photos. Only Daniel “Mr. Blandings” Craig.

Barbie's Dream House w/ Dan @ 06/24/2009 at 11:32 pm

@you know the tune (spongebob):
GREAT GREAT GREAT lyrics SPONGEBOB-!!!
Thanks for the cleverness and the sharpest wit!

All I can think off is that she requested not to be pictured but they always take her picture so he got into the car and slid over but there are other pictures of him being alone in the back seat which makes me think she went out the back..why?
Maybe she was too pregnant to walk out the front? LOL!
Maybe she knows now of the backlash that we do not want to see her? Hey maybe this Gonk Campaigh has worked!
NOTE TO DANIELS OFFICE: We DON”T want to see the GONK!!!

other people @ 06/24/2009 at 11:52 pm

Satsuki was there and he dined with her and two other people. They left another way. I don’t know who they were.

@other people:
And how do you know these facts?

Well good question but people do see things and talk I’m afraid. A lot of people congregate at these places, nothing is sacred.

Satsuki was there and he dined with her and two other people.
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Sounds very cosy. She doesn’t have to be in the pictures. If you notice he still wears the necklace then she is still with him.
First sign it’s over, the necklace will go.

Like they weren’t having it off and all the while he was seeing Satsuki in L.A.
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I see the date on this article is Sept 2005 just after the Jude Law Nannygate and after Daniel was seeing Satsuki.
(They were spotted together first in August 2005.)
Most likely they had a fling together (Daniel and Sienna) although I did hear that Sienna was trying to make Jude jealous so was using Daniel and being a man, Daniel was oblivious.
She was doing a play herself then in the West End if I remember.
She was staying at her Mum’s as Sienna was chucked out of Law’s place after Law found out she was seeing Daniel.
When Daniel came clean to Satsuki is anyone’s guess. I guess maybe just after as these reports surely went back to her.

Bunch of rabbits the whole lot of them.

@to 88:
if you look closely at the photos and enlarge them if you can, you will see he is wearing 2 gold necklaces.
Anyway, i don’t think that the necklaces are indicative of anything.
GlumSatsquish’s necklace she wore around her neck is different than his.
Anyone could have given them to him.

Barbie's Dream House w/ Dan @ 06/25/2009 at 12:48 am

@to 84:
You make very good points. I would not put it past Sienna to have an affair with Daniel and use him, just to get back at Judy Law for his indiscretions.
Daniel probably felt used and dumped, both with Sienna and Kate, maybe Harley too…perhaps with Nicole Kidman as well (depending on what you believe), so maybe now Daniel has decided to play the
“Just Use ‘Em and then Lose ‘Em” game with satsquish.
(regarding the “Lose ‘Em part, Spongebob’s recent lyrics come to mind. She is like that clingy thing on the bar of soap! Very hard for her to get ‘lost” )

re necklaces @ 06/25/2009 at 12:56 am

They wear the same necklaces that say ” Take Your Heart with you wherever you go” or some baloney like that.

Barbie's Dream House w/ Dan @ 06/25/2009 at 1:02 am

@re necklaces:
Take your heart where ever you go…as opposed to leaving it somewhere? Where would Daniel leave his heart?
Like the song “I left my heart in San Francisco”?
First impression of it, I take it to mean that Daniel will not leave his” heart” with anyone, or give his heart to anyone….

I guess it means that when they are apart they are together. Who knows? But theya re never apart and it cannot be from Ella as Satsuki wears one similar to his.
Gonknuts probably told him to wear it as he does not wear a commitment ring and no longer wears the Spinoza quotation bracelet either. - “With joy, we are nearly perfect”.
Maybe she thinks they are perfect now or maybe it was getting on his nerves.

Barbie's Dream House w/ Dan @ 06/25/2009 at 1:35 am

About the necklaces, now, and the quotation bracelets before, and the prior commitment (?) rings, putting them all together and seeing what has happened to those relationships in hindsight, I think it is all a bunch of whooooo-haaaa crapola.

Oscar dress @ 06/25/2009 at 1:35 am

That zit suits red far more than fugly does.

hairwreck @ 06/25/2009 at 4:45 am

with short hair all you have to do is wet it and blow dry it flat. why is he suddenly so unconcerned about his appearance that he can’t even be bothered to style his hair? He’s otherwuse dressed nice and even has a kerchief in the pocket…
And who is that with their hand on his back. Holding him up because he’s drunk? he looks like a puppet. if you look at his eyes, he doesn’t look drunk, but he alsp doesn’t look “present”
I love horror movies, an old one with Roddy McDowrl based on a Richard Matheson book scared the bejeeszus out of me as a kid, but It seems he’s taking “whatever”
he looks like he’s trying to take care of himself, lose weight etc, but he looks like crap. he looks seriously lost, depressed and out-of-it.
The gf is gorgeous but since he’s been with her all he has to show for it issuccess as Bond. it’s good she’s not being pictured but i think she should truly be “out” of the picture. i do think she’s arrogant, and demanding, and he is becoming like her, and Flashback was autobiographhocal, whther it was meant that way or not.
some people when they come togthere are power couplse and they are dynamic and successful togther, like Tom an dNicole.but when they separate, the success goes too, maybe not for both parties… Look at Nicole now, without Tom, flop after flop. and some people, togthere, never achieve the success they are capable of if they would be with the right person….I don’t belive I am being mean blaming her for his lack of success. i think his lack of success is because too much of her arrogance is rubbing off on him, affecting other situtaions and choices he is making. I think he was probably a tad arrigant and a bit of a snob when it came to role choices, but his attitude is doubled by having an even more arrogant person by his side. i think heike was humble, and that’s what a strong-minded arrogant person most needs.
Yin and Yang. male and female. the strong male–the GENTLE female. I think the roles for them are too reversed. He’s too gentle. she’s too strong. Like the pap-in-a-box. He waited for her to take charge. and then in the 2nd half, when she wasn’t there, it was clear he was nervous taking on the pap alone. He feels he needs a stronger person than he is. He is used to strong women. his mom his sister. But there’s strong…and then there’s STRONG. SM is far too STRONG. he can’t keep dating such a masculine female and hope for the correct balance he needs to thrive as a man or an actor now.
For an actor with so much presence that as the evil monk in Elizabeth he can stalk down the hallway cloak flying and just through presence alone convey so much attiutude it was sad to see him in the latest bond almost non-existant in intensity. he had more intensity in the brief Cello. he can’t just hide the gf from the paps, because the problem is just hidden from sight, and he himself will never “see”…

So he used his diversionary tactics for the guests and Sats to exit a different door-again? He sacrificed his being with ruffled hair (so s.e.x.y) and pimpled nose–or did he get elbowed? ahh. so Gallant. such a british gentleman. wish i were Sats. Its all about timing and luck, huh? I think we read too much into his actions. As usual. But what else can I be doing now!!!!!

I will continue to banter about the pap-in-box….(my phrase, BTW), it was a dangerous situation in which Sats overreacted for whatever reason and Dan had to act because she is an idiot. he didn’t “wait for her to take charge”–he knows she makes big deals out of it, but wh the hell would have expected her to get up and move toward someone hiding in the bushes or box??? that is way too dangerous—what the hell are they paying bodyguards for? maybe staged then-whatever. She is always the pap spotter—making sure she is noticed instead of privacy invasion—and then when it was on video, tried to control the way she is popularized. Crap. “no videos, just photos”…..whatever. crap. afraid the world will hear what a snot she is. aaaahhhhh. Trying to control…crap. what is he doing with her????

anyway, Big Dan, I would love to be your soap!! To rub and scrub in your tub. aahh. the tub. the tub scene. omygash! feeling faint, falling into by rubbish can….hhoooo smoothly going over your body–wonderous legs, and thick wonderful thighs…..hhhhhuuuua….smack.

any Bond women here????

This is dedicated to Sats from Daniel….or I wish he would dedicate it to her.

Nothing going on at work. where is everybody?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTugeLRZ6GI

take charge @ 06/25/2009 at 11:15 am

Who cares whose phrase it is…
He and his friend are waiting on the beach, looking back at the pap. Daniel WAITS until sats arrives, hence I believe he is WAITING for her to take charge. She does and says no video sweetheart. But then there is a DISTINCT cut-off on the sound and we do not hear sats again because this second half of that video is a SECOND separate encounter and she is NOT present. This second part is the part where he is alone and tells the guy if he doesn’t stop shooting he’ll throw the camera in the water. Daniel sounds nervous and stressed when having to take on the pap alone. It really doesn’t sound like a threat–i’ll throw it in the water, i will–it sounds like he’s begging. Hardly being the take charge one there, is he? Listen to the tone of sats voice. she’s used to being bossy. he clearly isn’t.
it seems to make him uncomforatble, which is why i think he waited for her the first time, in the first half of video. he doesn’t seem to do confrontations well. In st barts when they “fought” she looked collected and confident, and in charge, and when he walked away, he looked like a little boy lost. in any relationship, one person is usually the take charge one, and in this case, it’;s her. and i think she may be”taking charge” in his career choices too, and that’s not good.

@guinnesswhatevershessmoking @ 06/25/2009 at 11:18 am

does you boss know that you are drinking, smoking crack and posting crap when you are supposed to work? No wonder US economy is in such a bad shape.

is that a pimple, or did somebody elbow him? sats?
THIS is the one to sats from daniel. or should be…
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzzOs0Da43Y

guinness must be @ 06/25/2009 at 11:29 am

wannabe

that whiney pap @ 06/25/2009 at 11:32 am

was hardly threatening. i doubt dan was scared for his or sats safety. he just didn’t want to deal with the pap himself. i think wannabe et al her personalities on here is far more dangerous.

Agree the necklaces are a bunch of crap-satsquatch wears the big diamond ring very prominently. She wants everyone to see the diamond ring and i don’t think she gives a crap about the necklaces-means nothing. Now if she can only get him to make it all legal-it must be killing her!!!

Regarding the different exits-i can’t imagine satsquatch requesting to be left out of the pix. I think Daniel and possible his professional consultants have realized the gf rubs people the wrong way and is not an asset to his career. I am wondering if people on the movie sets have made sure the dislike of the gf has gotten to Daniel.

Seems like I’m caught up
in your trap
again
Seems like I’ll be
wearing the same
old chains
Good will conquer
Evil
And the truth will
set me free
And I know some
day I will find
the key
I know
somewhere I will
find the key
Seems like I’ve
been playing your
game way too long
Seems the game
I’ve played has
made you strong
When the game is
over
I won’t walk out the
loser
I know I’ll walk
out of here again
I know someday
I’ll walk out of
here again

Well now I’m
Trapped
OOh yeah
Trapped
OOh Yeah
Trapped

Seems like I’ve
been sleeping in
your bed too
long
Seems like you’ve
been meaning to
do me harm
But I’ll teach my
eyes to see
Beyond these
walls in front of
me
Someday I’ll walk
out of here again
Someday I’ll walk
out of here again

Trapped
OOh yeah
Trapped
OOh Yeah
Trapped
OOh Yeah
Trapped
OOh Yeah

Seems like I’ve
been playing your
game way too long
Seems the game
I’ve played has
made you strong

Trapped
OOh yeah
Trapped
OOh Yeah
Trapped
OOh Yeah
Trapped
OOh Yeah

two thoughts @ 06/25/2009 at 11:43 am

what if the necklace was an xmas gift from ella, and not a pledgetoken from sats?
i wonder if ella’s sudden entry into the scene is for her own publicity. on myspace she sings, beautifully. she also has it up on u tube. it’s smart and great pr, to have your dad as a star. her voice reminds me of diana krall. i mean, think of it, her mother’s a singer, and although dan says he can’t sing, i liked his rendition of papa was a rolling stone in munich, and in infamous he sang well, so ella is bound to want stardom. it’s in her genes, and she does have talent, so, i think it is great if dan is helping her achieve that dream by getting her face out there. i just saw untamed heart and nat king cole sings nature boy, and to her credit, i liked ella’s version better than his, and his always made me cry whenever i watched that movie. her voice is warm yet ethereal and haunting. i hope if she puts out an album, she puts that song on there.

can you post the you tube link you found? thanks

also as for wannabe, im sure she is mentioning herself on 106 and 107 (even in a bad way) to make people talk about her…
yes like me…anyway, ignore the b*tch.

re satsuki @ 06/25/2009 at 11:54 am

Satsuki was sitting next to Daniel in the car. No pics found of her.

hannahh @ 06/25/2009 at 11:52 am She’s so gorgeouss! I love the red hair, it makes her look like an old movie star. I hope she never gets super famous, fame ruins people.
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I saw this comment regarding Eva.
“Fame ruins people” - or do people “ruin fame?”
Makes you wonder about Daniel.

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/25/2009 at 12:48 pm

Eva Green rocks! No other woman can wear red hair and a clashing red lipstick and still be looking great! It’s her attitude and personality. Go Eva!

So Sats and two other people were with Dan at the Ivy then? Somehow to me he looked as if he had been on the town with a group of lads/ old mates. Just wondering why he come out of the Ivy on his own when he was with other people? Maybe somebody told him there were fans out there who wanted his autograph? Or the two other people didn’t want the publicity? I am not too sure if this was just a new PR move as some posters have suggested.
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‘does you boss know that you are drinking, smoking crack and posting crap when you are supposed to work?’ (#104)

to Guinness

Are you the boss? ;)

Well he was dining with his “wife” allegedly as Rex Features stated on the pictures, so Satsuki must not have been there.

:)

Farrah just died.

Being moderated…I think i wrote a bad word and forgot to change it.
Not the boss, just the best! umm…heard of lunch break? “its after breakfast, before supper…” But i laughed my head off when i read that…. it means you still read my rants….tsk tsk.
thx mendel. crap. we are taking the same lunch brk Mendel?

I love “the boss” choice! awesome!! Dan’s hair looked disheveled and wonderful, and was Sats in the car whilst the man with the imperfect hair folicle getting in? Wow. How much did that bribe cost? And I really hope he was bonding with mates! He needs it! And that tongue pushing his cheek out…..I would sooooo, crap here i go again…… tongue, Dan, tub, thighs….yeah.

Eva can wear no make up and still be stunningly pretty.

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/25/2009 at 1:20 pm

to #116

:)

to #117

That’s so sad.

to Guinness

Not the same lunch break, it’s dinner time here now.
And yes, I just love Dan’s dishevelled look. Sooo s e x y!

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE55L4FR20090625
Farrah. My bro had a life sized poster of her above his bed…never forget looking at her….and of course Olivia Newton John.
crap, now i get “the boss” reference–whoa you are good Mendel!
Yes, I am the boss!
aaahhhhcchh. I would so have loved to be the one to have dishevled his hair. and grab the back of his head. and thigh and grab his cheek. and stuff like that. yeah. Mendel–Have you seen Defiance yet?? Please give me a synopsis!!!

Please give me a synopsis!!!
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Not this Mendel person but here goes mine:

Self indulgent, self concious, ill researched crap.

intellsmart @ 06/25/2009 at 1:32 pm

mendel guinness writes to herself again, same old fashioned opinions from her , GOD it’s such boredom to death, YAWN, I go away when she is here and adressed to herself like a pathetic fool. I go watch Galactica Battlestar.

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/25/2009 at 1:37 pm

to Guinness

can’t say too much of it, because it would spoil the film (and I am literally running out of the door). I’m curious to hear your views on it.

maybe daniel refers to satsuki as his ‘wife”. he’s been with since 2004, that’s five years so he may feel like he’s already married.

No, I was being sarcastic there but never mind.
The press agencies refer to Satsuki as either of four things, wife, g/f, partner and fiancee. They don’t know either what her status is.
Daniel has never mentioned Satsuki as anything but girlfriend/partner in public and in interviews.

To add: the only time I heard him refer to her as as partner is in the Daily Mail apology statment regarding the release of the picture of the R Park place.
He stated that “his partner and child were put at a security risk”…or something like that.

@to 116:
I don’t think that it is Daniel referring to her as his wife. I think it is the misinformed and/or unsure photo/press agency saying that.
Those wife-status references are terribly old and have been circulating around, as the above poster commented a page or so back, for a very long time.
It is a big PR mystery, which has worn itself to being ‘rice paper thin’.

Independent article - may 09 @ 06/25/2009 at 2:14 pm

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/IndependentMagMay2009.jpg

it says that Satsuki is 11 years his junior and that he lives at the R park place.

to 125 from 128 @ 06/25/2009 at 2:16 pm

@to 125:
ok. We’re all on the same page here.
And thanks for clarifying in 126, 127.
:)

@Independent article - may 09:
She is 11 years his junior?
Well then Daniel’s real age must be in his late 40’s…
If Daniel is 41, I do not believe she is 30 !
I think the writer in this Independent article may be mistaken on some of his facts.

to mendel @ 06/25/2009 at 2:25 pm

no I’m not her boss. I don’t employ crack-heads and alcoholic.

Re- the interview #129
I love the bit were he says he avoids the venues where the paps are going to be, then goes to places like The Ivy etc!!! That made me laugh out loud!!

to the board and 131 @ 06/25/2009 at 2:29 pm

Ignore the person trying to cause trouble on here please (132) and:

131: Yes, they never get that stuff right. Satsuki is 33 I believe and they live still at M Vale as we all saw through the pap pictures. I think they lived there for a time then moved back.

Re- the interview #129
I love the bit were he says he avoids the venues where the paps are going to be, then goes to places like The Ivy etc!!! That made me laugh out loud!!
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Well St Barths was hardly pap-free now as well was it?
Makes me wonder how much of interviews are twisted by the interviewer or whether Daniel really is going barking mad with what he says and does or who is making him so.
I think the man is losing his way.

I love Eva Green. She is gorgeous. Would love to see her work with Daniel Craig again, hopefully with a happier ending. They make a beautiful pair. imo.

why is satsuki not pictured? she is always with him-
because she is pregnant..lol

don’t tell me what I have to do! Controlling b.i.t.c.h.

@satsa!
:why is satsuki not pictured? she is always with him-
because she is pregnant..lol
_______________________________________________________
pregnant?…NOT!
The same recycled rumor. And you tried to mention the same thing yesterday about that. (Using the same exact words used in your posts.)
Logically, someone, a waiter or a pap, would have certainly seen this and blabbed, or sold it to a tab-rag for mega beaucoup bucks.
And why should she hide? Wouldn’t that be something that they would be incredibly proud of and want to shout from the rooftops?

because she is pregnant..lol
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Yes of course she is. How long now? 5 years?
How COULD we miss that one?

to the board @ 06/25/2009 at 3:19 pm

i see wannabe is still here..in full s*it stirring mode. she is truly a psychopath. ignore her.
jj are onto her as we are.

Maybe photo’s of Satsuki don’t sell as well as photo’s of Daniel with a big spot on his nose….just guessing this of course!! ;)

enough already @ 06/25/2009 at 3:22 pm

I wish they would either:
a) get f*cking married already and stop dragging this crap out
b) have that bloody baby to get that crap out of the way
c) a and b to make way for a divorce
or:
d) split the f*ck up as niether of them look happy when they are together off the red carpet apart from the odd occasion and quite frankly it’s getting annoying seeing that.

Logically, someone, a waiter or a pap, would have certainly seen this and blabbed, or sold it to a tab-rag for mega beaucoup bucks.
==================================================

Well you know someone will answer you with “Oh she’s in the early stages and it’s not noticeable yet” so your answer is…???…..

“well then how the hell do you know ?” and their answer will be…??..

“oh I know that’s why”….so your answer will be…?

“well if you are close enough to know that personal info you shouldn’t be blabbling it on JJ!”

Wouldn’t that be something that they would be incredibly proud of and want to shout from the rooftops?
======================================================

I guess someone will now say ‘because of security reasons”..which is crap as someone would say something to the press at some point and the pregnancy rumours have been floating around since QoS time.
Maybe Gonk babies need more development time and as for shouting it from the rooftops, they hardly are doing that about their engagement so why a pregnancy? Not happening for either reason.

I think Daniel would throw himself off one if anything.

don’t tell me what I have to do! Controlling b.i.t.c.h.
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Aha! You finally have nailed what Daniel must say every day.

Thanks for that!

Maybe photo’s of Satsuki don’t sell as well as photo’s of Daniel with a big spot on his nose….just guessing this of course!! ;)
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Well let’s think.
Zit vz Gonk?
Yes, I’ll go for the zit every time. BIG money and dare I say, easier on the eye!

um what or where is M Vale?

sienna's revenge @ 06/25/2009 at 4:16 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-364888/Siennas-revenge-cheating-Jude.html

Sienna’s revenge on cheating Judeby CLEMMIE MOODIE and NICOLE LAMPERT, Daily Mail
Last updated at 09:03 10 October 2005

The turbulent relationship between Jude Law and Sienna Miller is over after she gave him a taste of his own medicine.
Law is said to have thrown her out of his £ 4million home when he learned that she had a two-week fling with one of his closest friends, actor Daniel Craig.
Earlier in the year Law himself had begged his fiancee for forgiveness after he was revealed to have slept with his children’s nanny, Daisy Wright.
He has now told friends that he has severed all ties with the 23-year-old actress over her affair with Craig, which happened last month.
He also phoned Craig and ‘gave him both barrels’.
A source close to 32-year-old Law told the Mail: “Jude is devastated and depressed; he is not in a good state right now. Sienna’s friendship with Daniel has always made Jude nervous but he cannot believe that she has done this to him - especially as she always goes on about the importance of monogamy.

“A friend told Jude about the fling last week and when he confronted Sienna she admitted it was true. He is just so low and feels as though he has bent over backwards trying to win her trust and this is how she has repaid him.
“Ever since he confessed to his affair with Daisy, he has done everything he can to make it up to Sienna.
“But since they got back together, she has treated him so badly - going out all the time and not telling him where she’s been going. Now this.”
Craig and Miss Miller, who played lovers in the film Layer Cake 18 months ago, were recently spotted having dinner at the London restaurant The Ivy, a favourite showbusi-ness haunt.
‘You and I are one of a kind’.
After leaving separately, the pair spent the evening dancing at the nearby Elysium nightclub before a dishevelled-looking Miss Miller was eventually dropped off by 37-year-old Craig at her mother’s home - at 7 o’clock the following morning.
Craig, who has been widely tipped to succeed Pierce Brosnan as the next James Bond, has been dating the American film producer, Satsuki Mitchell, although it is unclear what effect the latest revelations will have on their relationship.
According to sources, Miss Miller is unrepentant. One said: “Sienna and Daniel became exceptionally close during the filming of Layer Cake. When Jude and Sienna subsequently got together, Daniel and Sienna’s relationship deteriorated badly, to the extent that they stopped speaking.
“Sienna only recently confessed just how close she and Daniel once were - much to Jude’s upset.
“Then, after she and Jude split up she arranged to meet Daniel and even cooked him an amazingly romantic Thai meal, complete with an exotic Thai massage.
“When Jude found out about the meal, he was livid - because Sienna had done exactly the same thing for him only weeks earlier.
“Sienna is not at all contrite about her affair with Daniel and isn’t upset about the split.
“She even told Jude, ‘You and I are one of a kind’ because she believes neither of them is capable of fidelity.’”
Since finding out about the affair, Law has retreated to Spain. Miss Miller has spent the past few days in Morocco but is due back today.

penis talking @ 06/25/2009 at 4:31 pm

Seems that Daniel knew what he was doing and had fancied Sienna for a longtime so saw this as his “in” (so to speak),
Even Jude was nervous about their friendship and refused to sepak to Sienna when she started seeing Jude.
I wonder if Daniel asked Sienna out before?

So Daniel was getting the massages in her Turkish Bath maybe while he was seeing Satsuki? How did he not think anyone would find out?

sienna denies that affair but i think they got it on before she dated Law and after more than two weeks. thats why daniel stopped talking to sienna after she dated law. daniel was jealous.
as for keeping it a secret, it would have gotten back to satsuki but i think the press and law forced daniel to tell her before he/they did.

so satsuki apparently forgave it seems.

Daniel is looking worse and worse with Shitsuki Assitchell, I mean in recent pictures he’s lookig more and more tired and old with her around. Does she beat him with her man hands everynight like a poor puppy dog? Oh, poor Danny, I’ll take care of him. ; ) And he totally was fooling around with Sienna ((# 69) she is like a public restroom though, with Balthazar Getty, Jude Law, Rhys Ifans) My friend works at the Ivy and she totally saw them fooling around. And then they left…. together… and I know it wasnt to discuss their movie. Shitsuki Assitchell must be really really desperate to still take Daniel back even after he fooled around with Sienna. But their still isn’t a wedding. Also, what is up with her clothes at all the Award shows? She seems to always pick the ugliest, most expensive, possible thing. Danny needs to dump Shitsuki Assitchell.

sienna denies that affair but i think they got it on before she dated Law and after more than two weeks. thats why daniel stopped talking to sienna after she dated law. daniel was jealous.
as for keeping it a secret, it would have gotten back to satsuki but i think the press and law forced daniel to tell her before he/they did.

so satsuki apparently forgave it seems.
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What a wicked web they weaved (wove)..really.. bored rich actors with nothing better to do it seems.
Although I think Daniel had his eye on Sienna as he can’t resist pretty girls and saw his chance with her after Law but it makes me wonder would he have stayed with Sienna if Satsuki had of dumped him, would Sienna have WANTED Daniel if he wasn’t seeing someone else and would Daniel be happier with Sienna than Satsuki?
Well my thoughts:
a) I think he and Sienna would have been great together but Sienna would have dumped him for someone else I think being a serial dater as she is and their relationshiop would have been HIGH profile.
b) Maybe she genuinely didn’t know about Satsuki but I think she felt it more of a chase because he was dating her (and what did Daniel say to Sienna if she asked are you seeing anyone?)
c) I think Sienna would have broken his heart at some point so the Gonk does look a little better here but Daniel would had SO MUCH more fun with Sienna!
d) Yes I am thinking too much about it but would have loved to have been that fly on the wall when Daniel told Satsuki. Apparently Satsuki found out from a friend in the UK before Daniel got to her.

Oh well enough of that b.s.

i gotta wonder how long it will be before daniel cheats on satsuki again, if he hasn’t already. although satsuki appears to be with daniel all the time, let’s face it, if he wants to get it on with another girl he will.

i agree, i think she will tolerate anything at this point. she will never let go of him and to be honest, if she is doing this, he will end up resenting her, ironic I know but thats the mentality.

the mans a pedophile and now everyone is kissing his ass.

Life is too short Dan. Shitsuki Assitchell. nice, like it. don’t know her, but it is creative. sounds like something i would call her after some “crack” and corona. ….”and further more, shitsukie—yous dont deserb da man wif the bod from heaben…i woujld lov to have im fur one night….watda ya say?…”

I “heard” Defiance was more Hollywood than how the real situation was. I kinda don’t want to watch it. It was my opinion that Daniel didn’t promote it as much as he could and didn’t really delve into details for the release. But, it is important to pass on so that we don’t forget whatever truth came out of it. I have read and discussed WW2 so much, I may write a page of my synopsis toward the movie tomorrow!! “not well researched” one poster wrote here….i wish to know what you mean if you could…

aahhw. thx for the photos, are his sideburns wet? mmm wet sideburns. still take him…where did someone see Sats. no proof of her whereabouts…..?

oh, yeah. pedophile, the people kissing his ass–fanatical fans. Every star has those, um, right? yeah. he was a psychological nightmare, scary person. We are living in his history. We tell the story of this man, just like our parents tell us the story of Elvis, or Farrah, or Ed MacMahon, or David Letterman….whoa almost dated myself.

daniel craig is a pedophile!! what planet are you living on?

No, they meant michael jackson you moron

first i am not a moron and secondly, since this discussion is devoted to daniel craig, the other poster should have been made it clear he/she was talking about michael jackson.

With a face like the gonk’s she has to tolerate anything Daniel does. What choice does the sourpuss have-she is ugly, has no talent, is insecure and has no other identity but gloomygonk.

Thanks for the pix satslumdog-would definitely rather see Daniel and his zit than the gonk. Agree with whipped-he does seem like a beaten dog with no life left in him.

the thing is he still has this ugly boy syndrome and thinks he isnt worthy of a beautiful woman..heike was his dream and then i think he went down the u bend with his feelings taht he could bag a nice one after heike. he went with kate (ugly) then had his dream chance with sienna when jude cheated on her..he saw his chance but i think too many people told him it wasnt worth the hassle over her and it would too high profile, and sats was the easier/quieter option. im sure he begged her forgivenes and that is the emotional hold she has over him.

@to 167:
Kate Moss can be quite a beautiful woman, depending on her mood and what she is doing.
Satsquish being ‘easier’ and ‘quieter’?
Not at all true.
She is a pill. She is not easy and not quiet. She is a whiner and a spoiled opportunist . There is nothing easy or quiet about that.

i meant with her profile. she wasnt as high profile as Sienna..that helped. I dont think Daniel could cope with the ego problem either with a more famous g/f and he knows that gonk wont dump him

more famous at the time i meant and honestly, sienna would have messed him around and dumped him and i think he didnt want another relationship like that.. i think he felt that gonk would stay with him and deal with his moods and not have any scandal attached to her etc. remember bond at that time was decided and he was going to be announced only a couple of months later. a split was the last thing he needed to deal with.
the whole thing though caused a lot press attention for him.

@to 169:
You are correct there when you say satsquash will not dump him.
She has it so damn good right now, lifestyle-wise, and she knows it.
Without Daniel and his rich luxury lifestyle, which he earned all on his own with no help from her, it would be a looooooooooong way down, and a never ending fall into a bottomless pit, back to where she came from as a mealy-mouthed lunch-fetcher.
She knows she could not survive without Daniel and she is not about to put it to a test.

@to 169:
What you say is all so true.
A ‘matter of convenience’ guess. Daniel was setting up his ’status quo’ thing.

here it is @ 06/26/2009 at 6:06 am

http://www.youtube.com/user/ellzie17
same version as on mypsace quality not so loud, hard to hear, buyt you can hear the talent

http://blog.vintagemovieposters.co.uk/cate…es-bond-movies/

Bond to get married in Bond 23 to Vespers Twin???
The Bond’s wife is shot in Bond 24.

(Does this mean he will ge married in real life too? Will Gonk make an appearance? Will Vesper’s twin be called Satsuki?)
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More Credible News
Also, “A Steady Rain” will book the Schoenfeld as told in the Variety yesterday.

I agree, #175 the talent is there…you can hear the emotion in her voice, great pitch, great stamina, great diaphram–can be developed, great awareness of “amplitude”….she knows how to be s*e*x**y with her voice…does that make sense? thx for that link.

um. are we sure this is who we think it is? I didn’t read an answer to that. and if it is, then utube, um, “politically” speaking, is public and she is putting her music out there publically to be scrutinized or applauded. I applaud it. who ever she is. nice.

@ 169, quoted, “the thing is he still has this ugly boy syndrome” ….will we ever stop stating this, or am I being baited? He is hot, he knows he is hot, he doesn’t shy away from large crowds–he is nervous though in front of them–who the f wouldn’t be? the man practically jumps out at you from the photo he takes…he does NOT act like an introvert. unless he is fooling us all….he is an expert at his craft. I think he can be and do whatever he wants. Just like Bond. I would like to see him in a role such as:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050681/

He could so do a “Cagney” role.

Reading as I am now of how Micheal was surrounded by enablers who, IMHO, caused his death with access to painkillers, anti-depressants etc., makes me hope that Daniel is surrounded by people who truly love him.

I’m sure he is, but the thought did cross my mind about his drinking.

Sats is an enabler if she ignores his unhappiness… he is not an alcoholic…we only see that because it helps spread news and it makes money. If he is unhappy and it spills into his professional life, then he is the stupid one. And his friends. I say again, who is his support group? And are they supporting and advising him. His exercise helps his stress…keep it going–cuz I love the results ya British manly man.

M J was a fruitcake with real proprietary madness!! Way off the course of comparing him with anyone on the planet–least of all DC!

“he is not an alcoholic”

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You know this for a fact?

“M J was a fruitcake with real proprietary madness!! Way off the course of comparing him with anyone on the planet–least of all DC!”
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I think the comparison was relating to the possible enabler situation NOT comparing the man to the man.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050681/

something where he has to be different people….he has been different people….but I mean in one movie…he could be brilliant-to live beyond his time on earth.

I could so be his agent….look out babs, and give me those tickets to Broadway for me and Mendel! (um, but i wear a bra–I could lose it for you Big DAN!!)

aaawww, lunch break over. buh bye ~G

fact? infact, no. but opinion? yes. benefit of the doubt? yes. sensationalism for capitalism? yes. I could argue the point, but we are already on different sides as it is for this opinion…it would be futile.

I am confused about the enabler comment. It was written that you hope people surrounding Daniel (hence, enabler-Sats- in the beforementioned comment), identify any alcoholic disease he may have because the people surrounding Michael didn’t recognize any mental disease and was on meds….right? so you are comparing man to man. or disease to disease?

HEYYY ABBOOTTT?

Agree we don’t really know if he is or isn’t an alcoholic. He himself has said he enjoys drinking; to what extent is anyone’s guess. He does not seem to care if he is drunk in front of his daughter (St. Barths and Nobu) which is not a great thing. As far as the gf goes i do think she is an enabler to some extent as she is totally dependent on him to live and has no life of her own. Anyone in that position is not going to risk losing the elaborate lifestyle over a little thing like alcoholism. I also think the gf has the personality that she enjoys having something over him so she manipulate anything out of the poor man (except marriage or course).

“Anyone in that position is not going to risk losing the elaborate lifestyle over a little thing like alcoholism.” she may even be the underlying cause……..ahh, very good point…of course and I am hoping ithe many photos of him drunk or otherwise intoxicated is because of sensational capitalism….

whoa. I could never be in the publics eye!! my photos would kill me in 2 seconds.

Guinness, don’t you ever stop? Play another tune dear.

cheers writer(s), unusually good banter!

intellsmart @ 06/26/2009 at 4:00 pm

as I recall, there was speculation some time ago that Bond should be filmed in Switzerland and Daniel should to training skiing (for 22.Bond - Qos) and Marc talked with producers about locations in Switzerland where he lived, but then nothing of it happened in Qos.

Satsuki is enabler because she herself is toper, another woman who has eggs between legs (my mom says about a woman who drinks like a man that she has eggs). I’ve noticed Satsuki drunk 20 bottles of beer in St. Barths or she had shiny eyes at the premiere of Qos in Sydney. I think she goes with Danny to all premiers and after premiere both tope, in the morning she does not comments when Danny wakes up and has hangover (katzenjammer,big head, survival) because she has survival too. I noticed Satsuki has no problem to drink alcohol in large measure. but Daniel always drunk and maybe neither other woman will change his mind.

Tell me one thing: what you will think about 23.Bond if Olga will play Camille again? I dislike Olga’s comment she said if she could to return she will not hesitate. There was note from Barbara’s side about link to tri-series(24.Bond is other case).
Olga evidently knows about possibility of it and that why she talked this way, she plays game on producers. Big wonder how an actress plays twice in the bondmovie it never happened before, but it seems Olga is on the way to become a lucky girl. In 2007 there was many names of potential actresses and actors in the spring, but this spring didn’t bring new names althought producers are going to make Bond next year, maybe they have Olga for 23. Bond girl and needn’t find any actress. I am sure we will hear about her again and if all hints will come true so we will be angry like rabid dogs and we will not believe in good result for 23.Bond because Qos disappointed us and Olga made some people cry with her acting and character of dull and robotic Camille and if she will be discomfort again so I will watch neither Daniel’s Bond.

Shitsuki Assitchell @ 06/26/2009 at 4:37 pm

Letter to Eve Mendel,
So what YOU BIG WOMAN? How are you? What are you doing again? Another foolish game from you? He? And what if you stopped with it?? What?? It could be a good idea! To be honest - your posts sound very old fashioned like you were from old school and I dislike it. You never sounded modern and I am surprised what such an old woman does among teens, young people and people at Jesus Christ’s ages when you are 47, it explains your old fashioned opinions, already my grandmother is more modern than you. you can to push your kiahaha and guinness into your ass because you are like Satsuki who topes beer. another b*tch foolish toper here who discomforts others.
I dislike you like Satsuki Mitchell, both are b*tches up. YOU are PERMAMENTLY from the MORNING TILL NIGHT on this board , sticked on this board like Satsuki is sticked on Daniel.
and I have to say, you always emphasize how you are smart, world-known, experienced (aries think they are) and in fact you are b*tch discomforting others. I hope YOU and Satsuki will end in dustbin like a trash because you both belong to dustbin. bye bye you C O W fat, ugly, dependent on this board, fighting with others like Satsuki fights with Daniel, you never will have lovers because you make them bored and Satsuki will never have Daniel’s heart definitely if he will not marry her. You say they will marry someday but you will to wait for it like Satsuki, you both will wait together eternaly, you b*tches up, lesbians!

to Shitsuki Assitchell @ 06/26/2009 at 4:47 pm

smard (hollow)head your posts are so idiotic that even a crack smoking guinness and a psycho like wannabe seem to be BRIGHT people.

Shitsuki Assitchell @ 06/26/2009 at 4:53 pm

ShitEve Mendelsuki Satseve Mendelmitch
Smugeve Mendefat Sukieve Mitchmendel
Fatarseve Mendelshit Dogeve Horsemendel
Shiteve Satsmendel Fatfaceve Trashmendel
Stickeve Mendelbag Evesuki Dumpmendel
Dumpeve Mendelass Evesats Mendelitchell
Fugeve Mendelugh Asseve Mitchellmendel
Evesukiman Fatmendel
Satshiteve Mendelass
Oileve Menedelardy
bye bye…

Shitsuki Assitchell @ 06/26/2009 at 5:03 pm

Satsoileve Mendelardy
Shitsatseve Mitchellmendel
Evesats Sukimendel
Evesuki Mendelsats
Fateveass Mendelugly
etc…

Shitsuki Assitchell to 189 @ 06/26/2009 at 5:30 pm

SERIOUSLY?? Let me to laugh: hahahahahaha! So you think she is BIG JOKEFUL WOMAN? for who?! Satsuki is smart only in bed and Satsmendelover is so fat that she is smart only in bed as well!
Eve Mendel and Satsuki Mitchell can make a great lesbo couple!
and fck, lick and smoking each other!
bye bye!

If Eve and Satsuki met each other so they could be like
Laurel and Hardy, because Eve is so fat and Satsuki is skinny,
and dump as well.

#189 seems to be right
you are really a hollow head.
have you thought about giving your body to pathology? maybe they can investigate how to live without a brain

Aerosmith to 194 @ 06/26/2009 at 6:30 pm

I have a perfect body and if there was any pathologist, he would to sex me on the table, he can to study my body as he likes, up and down, from top to toe and mainly and in the middle….
No man cares for the fact if a woman has a brain when he sexs her. It’s a man who has brain in pants when there go about sex.
But if pathology studied Satsuki’s body they could to say:
“She’s a man, baby!”
and in the case of Eveoil Mendelardy:
“Slice, dice, cut, banting!”

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/26/2009 at 7:01 pm

Huh?

Anyway, just found this article here and thought it was interesting:

http://www.mi6.co.uk/news/index.php?itemid=7689&t=mi6&s=news

Agree with your description of satsquatch’s body-man, man, man!!!!! In the case of mendel/guinness i do think a frontal lobe lobotomy is needed-quickly. As for the enabler i think her and wannabe would make a spectacular couple!!

“In the case of mendel/guinness i do think a frontal lobe lobotomy is needed-quickly”…. absolutely. I concur. But first send me to Broadway!

“We’re used to Bond the wisecracking automaton, but with an actor like Daniel Craig in the role this approach is a terrible waste” so quoted from mi6. Not a fan of DC? that was a judgement toward DC, not the Bond franchise nor his talent.

that article was rubbish. Superficial and he had to write something.

watching Defiance, not sure why. It is really hard to take. Good history lesson never taught in schools though or any other war movies. Night raids, mmm. Dan is smokin hot dirty! . I love to watch his lip quiver. I can hear him speak with his British accent in a few quick sentences. Liev is really humming too!!

ok seriously, where is everyone? the best scene so far of Defiance is when DC gave his speech from a horse. that was great art and talent and dan “will you be my forest slave?”???

ok. that wasn’t the best scene. surry.

Barbie's Dream House w/ Dan @ 06/26/2009 at 11:16 pm

@Guinnesstobroadwaywithmendeljj:
Hi guinness.
Looks pretty quiet tonight here.
nothing going on.
no new daniel news, but satslumdog’s photos of daniel leaving the Ivy in London this week,were terrific! Daniel looks like he has really slimmed down a lot, from about a month or so ago- definitely since the march 17th photos of him outside his Maida Vale house wearing the hat.
He is gorgeous though whether or not he is larger or slimmer.
Still 100% Gorgeous!

Im here
How is Danny doing these days

Im here
How is Danny doing these days

RE enablers @ 06/27/2009 at 5:18 am

@daniel:

I don’t think Daniel is the time to take drugs…..he may drink but not excessively. If Satsuki is as contorllilng as people on this board report then I can’t see her allowing him to get out of control with his drinking…..and she sseems to love him enough to look out for him so I think he is in good company and has all good people around him that protect him and not just screen him

I assume it’s an American thing to discuss the “drinking”. A country, in which alcohol is sold in a brown paper box, but guns apparently over the counter….
In Europe it’s not a big deal. And I’m not talking about excessive alcohol use. He enjoys his beer and guinness from time to time and a glas (or two and even three) of wine or Bollinger, too. So what? He would not be able to get in such a gorgeous shape in such a short time, even not with a personal coach, if he would drink excessively. And that “drinking in front of his daughter”, well she’s 16 years old. In most parts of Europe kids at that age (16 or 17) are allowed to drink beer, wine or cider in public e.g. at a restaurant.
But I’ve never seen a pic or heard something about him being really drunk (and that means staggering and being agressiv or unable to speak)

RE enablers @ 06/27/2009 at 7:45 am

@drinking

I agree……I don’t think he is an alcholic and satsuki would not put up with him if he was….. he just loves he drink once in awhile so leave the boy alone.:

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/27/2009 at 7:50 am

to drinking

Yes, I agree with your post. For me, the pics of Dan just look like a typical Brit enjoying himself. Ok, we do have quite a drinking culture here, but most people who get sozzled on a night out are not alcoholics.
And if Dan had a drinking problem, he couldn’t have done all the stunts he did in QoS. He would not have been physically capable of doing them.

to Barbie House

‘He is gorgeous though whether or not he is larger or slimmer.
Still 100% Gorgeous!’

100% agree! :)

And thanks again, Satslumdog for being so generous and letting us having a look at your pictures. Very much appreciated.

to Guinness

My favourite scene in Defiance was just after Dan had killed the guy who was responsible for the death of his parents. His facial expression - one between triumph and loathing - was amazing. He conveys so much with his eyes!

@mendelandguinnesstobroadway:

Yes he does convey alot with his eyes….. it is very easy to tell when he is unhappy. At the recent football match he was very happy you can see it in his eyes also at Nubu he was happy so things are going well for him and he is not as miserable as he was earlier this year.

He looked very trashed on his vacation in St. Barths (TMZ pix) and witnesses at Nobu reported he was walking into walls-sounds pretty wasted to me. Regarding his daughter-whatever age she is it is not a great example to be constantly drinking (again vacation pix). Can’t stand the fugly gf as her miserable personality seems to be contagious. At least if she were nice looking she would be more tolerable but there is nothing positive about her.

As far as people enabling Daniel I think every star is surrounded by people who enable them. I think having a nice daughter is probably the only thing that keeps Daniel grounded as she is the one person who does not have to manipulate him to get something out of him.

@to 207:
Maybe he is just a giving person and does not have to be manipulated by anyone to give ….. he gives to those he cares for and loves….Satsuki is one of those people.

@to 207:
Maybe he is just a giving person and does not have to be manipulated by anyone to give ….. he gives to those he cares for and loves….Satsuki is one of those people.

#207…my thoughts EXACTLY. and some kids are averted to the vices they see their loved ones overindulging themselves…with communication children understand and learn from parents. From researching DC he seems to be aware. although a good parent is different from a good lover/companion/spouse…soooooooooooo…..hmm. I can not understand nor explain his relationship with Sats. its just an enigma that he spends his wasting with her. we just don’t know. I just feel that he deserves to be happy because of who is in the media and in photos. I hope he is…

Defiance has to be separated–cut to pieces for me to really appreciate it. The actors were well chosen–so great to watch. The story–it had to be told whether or not it was bottom line factual because little is known about this…. The cinematography was distracting…the forest was too “clean” and abundant for me….the colors were the same, there was no change…his eyes were always shining and beautiful in the dark and dirt. The brothers fight should have been more intense. The religious aspect was great in understanding the raw emotions—I can’t go into that..too much politics there. But it was great to hear the rabbi angry because I always wondered why people go to their death praising their god…anyway. Everything was predictable for me because I have seen so many of these movies and because I read about it and saw all the photos before watching it. this may or may not have ruined it for me. People who don’t know DC said it was excellent (the woman at the video store, my relatives..) So, I guess with all the WW 2 movies released at this time, this movie was excellent. Really, what was the controversy…what could NOT have been possible?

Mendel: the scene you speak of was exceptionally powerful and his face is absolutely reflecting that. he is a master. if you can get to D2D, they have an excellent array of photos for this scene. It will be remembered and he should put it in his portfolio for future acting bids!!!!! ha. he is sooooooo beautiful angry, hot, mad, shy, but my favorite is when he genuinely blushes!!! His cheeks go plump and he looks like a little boy. hhhmmmmm.

wanabe is back @ 06/27/2009 at 10:43 am

yes and i think wannabe the b*tch is back as satdan and 208.

and reading your post I get the impression that another psycho is back, too.
The one who’s suffering from persecution mania…..

SHUT UP. YOUR ASS IS FAT AND YOUR MOUTH IS SMALL.

LOVE,
MENTAL MIDGET

and reading your post I get the impression that another psycho is back, too.
The one who’s suffering from persecution mania…..
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Boy, we have two psychoanalysts on here.
What a board!

Or is this to distract from bashing the Gonk?

to the board @ 06/27/2009 at 11:32 am

Ignore them. Talking about them is what they want.

We should all know better.

dont care what anyone says or what they try to read into, satsslut is ugly and she’s a leech.
she has f*ck all talent and daniel’s career has gone down the toilet because of her.
foal was crap, defiance was ill researched crap..what’s next?
ugly sad sack of bones, is what she is

you are so obsessed with bashing Mrs. Mitchell I’m afraid nothing would DISTRACT you at all.
But you know, poor little lonely hearts like you will end up in the gutter and I hope there’s somebody p.i.s.s.i.n.g at you right then!
You and all your ugly companion deserve that and will get that, because at the end of the day there’s almost everytime sort of justice. Hopefully you will not choke on your own nasty sputum before someone is really bashing you. Would be too bad when you would never feel the impact of real malignance.
and you can really save your energy from posting again that I’m wannabe, I’m not!

As far as people enabling Daniel I think every star is surrounded by people who enable them. I think having a nice daughter is probably the only thing that keeps Daniel grounded as she is the one person who does not have to manipulate him to get something out of him.
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After reading the sad news on MJ, I think you are right. I think Ella is Daniel’s only grounding force and the g/f is a just a self-centered cheesy hanger on. That has been quite evident in her wanting to be everywhere and no, I don’t think Daniel wants her everywhere. I don’t think he has a choice.
Dropping his daughter off and making it into a pap fest as they couldn’t go inside because of Satsuki?
Ridiculous.
I also think Satsuki is enabling him to a point of where he cannot even walk out of a place with her.
Personally I think he is fed up.

see it in his eyes also at Nubu
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Nobu not Nubu and he was drunk.

lol to babs @ 06/27/2009 at 11:46 am

SHUT UP. YOUR ASS IS FAT AND YOUR MOUTH IS SMALL.

LOVE,
MENTAL MIDGET
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Is this to “you know who”?

I agree then.

and you can really save your energy from posting again that I’m wannabe, I’m not!
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Aha! The inevitable statement that comes with the fact if you weren’t her you wouldn’t have posted it.
“Doth protest too much” … and all that. ;)

But ok, if you say so dear and by the way, again, if you are “new” to this board, you will see you are against a majority who dislike Satsuki, so if you cannot handle the heat…well then.
You could save yourself a lot of time by understanding you are in the minority and your posts have no effect.

But of course, if you like pissing into the wind..be my guest.

no, it’s to you!

double standards @ 06/27/2009 at 11:56 am

as for people talking about enablers, i think the enablers on this board are the ones who answer the psycho and her minions.

no, it’s to you!
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Oh really? Why thank you!

back to the subject @ 06/27/2009 at 11:59 am

Can we all get back to discussing either Daniel, the play, his relationship whatever, instead of the deliberate derailing that goes on when the subject gets onto something a few people dont like?

I’m not saying that I’m new to the board.
I’m a regular reader and I can see that nastieness on almost ever single thread here. Jolie, Aniston, Holmes, Beckham….no matter who’s name appears, always bashing….it’s the best outlet for all the anger the poor souls feel inside there lonely and devasted hearts.

You know this is a gossip board and once again, as has been said many times, if you don’t like what’s being said then go elsewhere to a more fluffy site. You honestly don’t expect these threads on JJ to be surgary sweet? If so, you are very naive.
What is said on here about Satsuki is nothing compared to what’s on other sites about other celebrities.
If you want to be a preachy condescending person on here it won’t wash. You cannot or will not control what people think.

If you are some crusader to wipe out Satsuki bahsing and it offends your senses then go elsewhere or call up his office to ask them how you can help. Maybe they will hire you and get you off here.

What makes me scratch my head is why people like you come on here anyway if it’s so bad. What kind of mentality does that?
A hypocritical one that’s what.

Once again, this is a gossip board and if you don’t like it, simply go elsewhere and preach.

you’re welcome!

backto the subject….that is, oh wait, BASHING and DEGRADING a woman who has the man…
well then, back to the gutter

if you are upset at what is being said, why do you keep coming back? you know it won’t change.
isnt it like bashing your head against a brick wall and you are call someone else out on their “persecution” complex..lol..that’s a joke.
a bit hypocritical isn’t it?

moving on.. @ 06/27/2009 at 12:26 pm

Look we all know what’s going on here so can we move on?

backto the subject….that is, oh wait, BASHING and DEGRADING a woman who has the man…
well then, back to the gutter
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So evidently you know the score so then you can’t complain.
Why do you stick around then? To play the martyr? The preacher? The goody-two-shoes?
Once again, you can’t change these threads so either like it or lump it as they say.
You’re wasting your time. They might be a pulpit that you can bash from on antoher site and then you can play your “outraged” bit on a place that actually cares.

Once again, you obviously are NOT new to these boards so come on here at your own discretion.
Or are you that disgusted you can’t work that out?

back to sats bashing @ 06/27/2009 at 12:31 pm

Q: Whats the difference between Satsuki and a monkey?

A: A monkey has a better ass.

“You cannot or will not control what people think”

the same applies for you….
I don’t want to control anything, but I’m also allowed to think what I think and yes, this is a gossip board, so I’m allowed to post what I want to post either….

“What makes me scratch my head is why people like you come on here anyway if it’s so bad. ”

Yeah it’s like having a very big and bad ulcer. You know it’s not good to touch it, but you do! Kind of vice.

hypocritical? well maybe even that, but I think mostly I’m here to recognize that there a people around who are more damaged then me, and THIS makes me feel better.

nice pic, is that your twin?

hypocritical? well maybe even that, but I think mostly I’m here to recognize that there a people around who are more damaged then me, and THIS makes me feel better.
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Bully for you then.
So give it a f*cking rest with your “outraged” preachings then and sit back and watch the show.

hypocritical? well maybe even that, but I think mostly I’m here to recognize that there a people around who are more damaged then me, and THIS makes me feel better.
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Bully for you then.

So give it a f*cking rest with your outraged preachings and sit back and watch the show instead of being the peanut gallery.

No, that would be Satsuki’s twin. Do try to keep up.

Actually if I post a pic of Eve/Wannabe that would be a twin picture I guess.

nice pic, is that your twin?
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Hardly an original retort.
If you are going to stay on here and try to chime in with your satorical eloquences, at least make them noteworthy.

I’m just doing that.
And may I say, you are on top of the list.

I’m just wondering how you can type with one hand occupied by stroking you ego.

to hypocrite on 247 @ 06/27/2009 at 12:45 pm

The same way you do as you wipe your ******* on Satsuki’s picture.

I suppose you have just got your o.r.g.a.s.m, eh?

Well if it is the only way to get one, who’s to blame?

I’m off, having a life and maybe an o.r.g.a.s.m. too.

The same way you do as you wipe your ******* on Satsuki’s picture.
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Nice one.
Anyway, back to Daniel, I wonder why he hasn’t married her yet?
Is he seeing the light I wonder or just sinking his troubles in the bottom of a bottle?
The man seems to be someone who is being pointed in the right direction all the time whilst he remains oblivious.
I don’t think he knows what’s going on.
As for the Gonk, well, we all know she is enjoying the ride until he self implodes.

who knows, i think he promised her but changed his mind, he’s allowed to do that i guess.
this year would have been the perfect but it seems he is “too busy”.
i dont believe for one minute that satsslut would wear an engagement ring without the promise of marriage at all.

Funny pix-the monkey is much more stylish than satsmonkey. Maybe sats should try that monkey’s stylist-she can’t get any worse. I also think the monkey’s makeup is much nicer than satsmonkey’s goth makeup. As for personality-monkey see monkey do and we know sats will do anything to maintain her lux lifestyle-even put up with a little cheating and alcoholism.

How is that a lot of people say she is a b*tch then that have met her?

Tons of people say how nice Heike is in person. I haven’t read on here or elsewhere that Satsuki is a nice person to deal with on a professional basis at all.

I know she really hates his fans and has no time for them. Heard that from a good few sources now even from someone who liked her at one point. They saw her at the Defiance prem in NY and she was completely rude to them.

to 251 re ; marriage @ 06/27/2009 at 12:59 pm

this year would have been the perfect but it seems he is “too busy”.
i dont believe for one minute that satsslut would wear an engagement ring without the promise of marriage at all.
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You’re right but there you have it.
One excuse after another probably. I can seeing the Gonk making his mind up for him though ;), so what will be left then, a resentful Daniel trapped by a scheming Gonk.
Next stop, divorce court.

As for personality-monkey see monkey do and we know sats will do anything to maintain her lux lifestyle-even put up with a little cheating and alcoholism.
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Good point. No matter what that makes him…
…what does that make her?

I hope he is fed up too. I think we may get a good idea of the relationship once NYC comes along and he starts schmoozing and meeting new people….how she will react. If she was any type of professional she must see the value in that and not prevent him from these types of ridiculous, but needed scmoozing gatherings—with Guinness and $1000 martinis! And also filming for Bond will test their relationship again. So this is another big year for Big Dan. Can’t wait.

I am sooooooooo upset to miss him on Broadway. JJ-still time to get tickets. You know my email, just write!! and I know you have Mendel’s cuz we are the same……uuhh, joke is NOT on us “Mend”

to guinness @ 06/27/2009 at 1:50 pm

Quite honestly, I hope we do not see her but I think we will get a ton of pictures of them in NY going to rehearsal and leaving the theater and at different places. Maybe with Liev and Naomi?

BTW the play is at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theater.
236 West 45th Street New York, NY 10036

to guinness @ 06/27/2009 at 1:53 pm

Sats playing with Leiv’s babies and Hugh’s kids too no doubt.
Great. That’ll put the pressure on Daniel even more when he’s trying to concentrate on the play.
Make sure you don’t get tickets around the time (that day when it’s announced) of Sat’s film at the Toronto Film Festival though.

Aerosmith @ 06/27/2009 at 2:01 pm

Satsuki ridiculed at Daniel’s fans when they wanted his autograph in Sydney during premiere Qos, there is the video of it.
People dislike her because she acts snotty, she goes around them and has mouth and nose high up, pictures from Rome show her distance from all people and Daniel and her nose is high up.
When she was at Bafta 2007, she acted arrogantly to one older lady who put a question to her.
Never saw pictures how Satsuki goes out with her own friends.
http://www.dannyboy.blog.cz

Never saw pictures how Satsuki goes out with her own friends.
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Well maybe she does and the paps don’t take pictures of her. I mean would they even sell?
But I think I get your drift. She seems to be with Daniel all the time to even give her friends any time. Does she even want any anyway?
Although I would think she has a few after all, she does take these “breaks” so where does she go?
How many people though like her as she is with him?
I guess the only reason why someone would put up with her is that fact.

Aerosmith to 260 @ 06/27/2009 at 2:38 pm

Satsuki is Aries (4.5.) and I have to say these women are permamently sticked on guarding what her man does and where is, like they didn’t have time for other things than guard a man.
My cousin is difficult case, she constantly guards her bf honalthought she has alot of friends and kith, but she wants to be always with bf, spend time with him, she listens to him when he is telephoning with someone and when he is going out with fellas so she asks where he goes and she DISLIKES his friends, also I believe Satsuki hates Daniel’s fans. Satsuki acts arrogantly to people (maybe because she was disliked long time ago, before meeting Daniel)
and cousin sometimes is arrogant if some people arenť for her, when they are honest say to her she has behavior like a c o w and she bloody takes offence and wears nose high up.
Satsuki isa friend maybe only with Laura who travels with her and Daniel, then Babs and a few people from the set but I bet she has not good reputation among peple from the set and they surely make gossips about her.
Then people in the industry talk with her only because of Daniel but nobody of them is a real friend with her.

Who would like to be a friend with her?
When you look at pics, she stood next to fashion designer Tom Ford, reporters at Bafta 2009, Jerry Springsfield, Babs, Ukrainian lady so you see how Satsuki acts - without decency and like a horse laughing monkey, she exaggerated when she moved among people,
that means she wants to be interesting and seen among people, maybe she wants fame and loves attention (like a typical aries)..

to aerosmith @ 06/27/2009 at 2:50 pm

I think you mean Jerry Seinfeld but I agree with you. I think she has a bigger ego than Daniel himself and is quite arrogant and controlling.

“I know best” kind of attitude. She reeks of it. Her face reeks of it.
Smugness and “look at me I’m somebody” personified.
But let’s not forget, these people, Seinfeld, Ford, Babs etc., only tolerate her her as she is with him. Apart from that I’m sure they couldn’t care less about her.
Have you noticed though? Satsuki has never worn a Tom Ford creation publicly. I think he knows she doesn’t do clothes justice at all.

Aerosmith to 262 @ 06/27/2009 at 3:20 pm

I have read it somewhere, one person said about Daniel he is without ego, then people from Czech republic working on Casino Royale said he is very ordinary and talks normally and he has no star manners. Daniel said in interview he hates star manners and he doesn’t stay in his smell badly caravan, he preferably goes to the set and helps with some things. He said: “Why should I stay in caravan? If I got a luxurious caravan which it never happened so always I wouldn’t stay in caravan. I preferably go among people.”
Then Daniel said in old interview, when he became Bond and started to doing premiers so his life-style changed, he began to live at expensive beautiful hotels and wear better clothes which he couldn’t to afford these things earlier and he enjoys it.

If you also became Bond you would act this way too.

Yes, I think Daniel is quite humble but I’m sure he has his diva moments, who wouldn’t?
As for Satslutski, she’s a different person.
She should stay in the caravan/trailer as she is trash and acts like it.

No sense of dignity at all from her. Just a cheap t*art who came from nothing and who has landed on her back.

Aerosmith @ 06/27/2009 at 4:05 pm

never forget for Daniel’s behaviour at premiers, he is sooo excited, neeervous and acts so comically, he is nervous from the moment when he gets out of the car and goes to the red carpet with Satsuki.
He stands at the red carpet and looks like important Reputable 007
and that is why some people think he is like a diva. Fame eats each who is in the industry and lives different life. Daniel said he wants to stay strongly to the earth, with feet strongly on the ground.He is an older man moving in the film industry long time so he knows both side of the film industry.
I think Satsuki already is tired of travelling, premiers, she wants the house and baby - simply family, maybe she thinks she owns Daniel almost definitely and further wants another things which have to do with Daniel - marry and baby. I must say I don’t wish her it.

milwaukee madison @ 06/27/2009 at 4:14 pm

I laugh because I talked about Danny as he is Gillette man with rough face and he is no sugar or sweet man and there is a pic with sweetly smilling Danny and Barbie House, ridiculus.
Also, Daniel is able to be sugaaaaar…..

milwaukee madison @ 06/27/2009 at 4:52 pm

Danny looks like blonde Ken so where is his Barbie? I noticed there are two Barbies in the house…
Which of them is Mrs Craig?
(of course Barbie Craig).

One of them is Eva in the bedroom and the other is Nicole leaving after Eva arrives. I think Satsuki off seeing her “friends”.

That is what JJ was getting at. His dream house consists of two women as they must read our comments about Satsuki maybe knowing and putting up with Daniel seeing other women.

That is his dream house.

Which of them is Mrs Craig?
(of course Barbie Craig).
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Wouldn’t that be Babs Craig?

:)

##258 & 259….are you the same person? Thank you thank you thank you….I am sooo going there next week…to a different theater, but I need to get a photo from there because that is the closest I will probably ever get to the man!!! He will be walking in my shadow of being there.

this stinks. JJ–are you really going to get us tickets? It would be a great story. You have to see that. hmm. owell.

thanks for the sane banter everyone!! good info….good points on her friends…does she have any before him? He needs a guinness!!!!
Sweet baby swaddling jesus, i need a guinness!!

to aerosmith @ 06/27/2009 at 5:44 pm

i saw that video from the Qos premiere in sidney. . satsuki didn’t have to go to that event; no one forced her; but she did go. there was no excuse for her rudness. she doesn’t think she has to be polite to daniel’s fans. someone should tell her otherwise. i hope babs is reading these posts.

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/27/2009 at 6:44 pm

Coming back to the earlier discussion on people surrounding Dan - he doesn’t just have Ella, but his Mum and family - they seem pretty grounded people from what he said in interviews; he also says that he still keep in touch with his old friends. So it seems, he has that balance. However, there are plenty of flatterers and ‘enablers’ in the entertainment industry, and he’s only human, he makes mistakes like everybody does, and might trust the wrong person/s.

to Guinness

‘uuhh, joke is NOT on us “Mend” ‘

;)

So you are going to NYC next week. You’re soooo lucky!!! And do take a picture of the theatre! You never know, if luck strikes, you might meet somebody who knows somebody who might just know how to get tickets. Keep your eyes open, and don’t forget Mendel if you do get your hands on tickets!

Enjoy your Guinness!

One of them is Eva in the bedroom and the other is Nicole leaving after Eva arrives. I think Satsuki off seeing her “friends”.

That is what JJ was getting at. His dream house consists of two women as they must read our comments about Satsuki maybe knowing and putting up with Daniel seeing other women.

That is his dream house.
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I was wondering when anyone was going to get that tongue in cheek connection.
Yes, they precisely meant that.

Mendel, abso-freakin-lutely! I plan to get the photo in front of the theater and post it here BEGGING jj to get with the “big dawgs” and get us tickets!! And I will NOT forget Mendel…abso-fricken-lutely NOT! I got a Guinness poster but i was thinking of advertising issues and using the guinness logo without permission and things like that.. And I have to cart it all around the city….so it has to be easy transportable. Something fun to do. Or I just may get a bottle there—but I have to be a responsible adult that day damn it. hhmm, a u-tube advertisement may be an idea…”encouraging” jj to send us….hhhmmmm…..

and yes, i am enjoying my guinness—disguised as a Corona. As I watch Barnacle Boy and Mermaid man!! This is the life! um, yeah, I gotto go look up what Reuters is saying about the horrible world. Happy Saturday/sunday. ciao~guinness and mendel to broadway!! oh yeah, Liev was in my dreams too. he is big. nice and big. yummmm daniel and Liev in dreams….hhhoooohaaaa.

daniel is hot @ 06/28/2009 at 1:33 am

To #268 did not make the connection. Thanks for pointing it out.
and Guinness have a good time in NY. Still miss you at D2D. They are now twittering there. It would have been fun reading your twitters.

I agree-Daniel does seem to get nervous at premiers. Again, i think that is another reason he keeps the gonk around. He seems to be comfortable with familiar things and does not like change. He does not seem happy or in love with the gf but she is part of his routine. Too bad as he seems pretty miserable when he is with her.
The gf has flashed a diamond ring for years and most certainly expects a marriage, baby, etc. I think part of Daniel’s misery comes from being nagged to make it legal. If he does not marry her he can just walk away any time he feels like and is not obligated to pay her anything.

210 said: “and he is not as miserable as he was earlier this year.”
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i would say being so wasted in public like at Nobu, clearly three sheets to the wind, and this week at Ivy that his hair was even a fright does not indicate someone who’s “not miserable.” If anything, I would say it makes him look even more unhappy than he did at beginning of year. At beginning of year, he claimed new years rez he was giving up the drink, and it looked like he had given up drinking, and except when pissed off at her, he did look happy at St B. things seemed to go bad for him in March-ish. Maybe lack of work, but with the play and this new movie, you would think that would make him happy–with his career at least. To me, in the Ivy pics he was so wasted it looked like someone had their hand at his back to keep him steady. and for a dandy who dresses to the nines, wearing even a kerchief in his pocket, for his hair to be in that state…If he was sober, (or when he got sober later and reveiwed the pics), i’m sure he looked at those piics and went ouch, how ebarrasking. . He seems to me to be slowly deteriorating before our eyes. And i don’t think that’s a zit. I think he got hit, or tripped into a door, because that zit has left a red band across the bridge of his nose, and it looks like the red band is also continuing over in a straight line to his right cheek–which zits don’t do. This is the second time his face has been messed up in less than a year. And the shoulder injury, which EON even took time to deny happened on Bond. It’s curious. eEither he’s getting into fights, or somebody’s hitting him. IF soomebody is hurting him, he should get smart and walk away from whatever/whoever it may be. Because it will only escalate.

Agree with you-he looks more miserable as the year goes on. This is supposed to be a relaxing time (without movie commitments) yet he is drunk, has no smiles, and is running away from the gonk. To me it is obvious that his personal life is not in a great emotional state. I also think it is not a zit but a bump of some kind.

to 277 yes he does look miserable with his gf and i am sure the nagging is 24/7. I also wonder if he knows the next Bond will be his last as he will be 43 when it is released. I imagine Babs and her brother are looking ahead to the next actor for Bond (though i think Daniel is the best).

what a crap….
the “red band” on the back of his nose is a scar he has since almost 10 years.
and the shoulder injury was an old one back from his rugby time. He has said it more than once. Doing all the stunts is nothing which makes such an old injury better….

too old for Bond??? @ 06/28/2009 at 12:32 pm

he’s 43 when Bond 23 will be released, so he can easily make another one or two. Moore was 58 when he made his last, Brosnan was 49. They can use stuntmen for the physical demanding stuff. When they cut like in QoS, nobody will notice that. LOL

Its not whether he is able too, it’s whether he wants too and the scripts are decent.
Let’s hope he has the humility and professionalism to walk away from crap scripts than the greed to stay.
I personally think he will do this one and say that’s it.

Yes, he has had a scar there, you can even see it in Some Voices, and in some shots in Defiance, but the scar is not red, has never been red, is NOT a “red band” and is barely noticeable, just a raised ridge at best. This red band ” zit” is FIRST noted only in the most recent Ivy pics from last week. In all the pictures from the last 10 yrs, no mention of zit, or even his scar, except by himself in interviews. THIS red band in the Ivy pics extends from his nose TO his right cheek, and looks like a healing bruise, from either being smacked, or smacking in to a wall. This is just like the weirdness surrounding the “injury”…having a sudden black eye at the same time he’s first seen in a sling…and it was AFTER the sling that he first started looking miserable. Look at the pics of him at STW yesino bash in October 2008. He looked like he wanted to cry when he was hugging STW, and he looked even MORE teary eyed when he was pictured standing with Sats at that event. And since, more often than not, he looks tense when pictured with Sats. His demeanor CHANGED beginning after the date he was first pictured in the sling. At times so sad you want to cry yourself. Tense. Not as confident. And just plain miserable, in increasing doses. And this last bunch of Ivy pics, where *I* say he looks like his faced got knocked again, he looks like he’s zoned out, not mentally or emotionally present. total escapism mode.
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In regards to the shoulder injury, at first he said it happened while filming, until EON denied this, and he had to scramble for a different “reason”. If this was an “old” injury, he could NOT have done the stunts for the last movie, let alone the stunts from CR. IF the injury was TRULY that old, he would have had it fixed in between movies at least. His changing story and the fact it was ACCOMPANIED by a BLACK EYE, leaving some to speculate bar fight, or knocked around by SOMEONE, is what suggests the story about it being an old injury is just plain PR. I mean, would he want to admit he had been knocked about? Heck, no. Just because you choose to deny what can be seen in the pics doesn’t make people who address the issue full of crap, it just shows how deluded you are. To anyone who has suffered abuse, this is what it looks like. The excuses, the denials, the depression. The staying, until you finally realize you don’t deserve it and walk away…

woahh hahahahahhhhaaaa @ 06/28/2009 at 1:57 pm

Yes, Satsuki Mitchell is beating the s.h.i.t. out of him. Or is it his mother, father, no wait step father, or is it the evil step mother….oh, no one of the rare cases, Ella is abusing him, or Fiona????

YOU ARE SO HILARIOUS. IT IS UNBELIEVABE!!!

ROTFL, ROTFL I can barely breath, yeah now he’s the abused one and she has torn his shoulder apart, HAHAHAHHAAAAA, very sensible.

GOSH, I can’t stop laughing.

The way you snigger at other people on here, wannabe, is typical of an abuser. You emotionally abuse people. That’s why you are alone.

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/28/2009 at 2:57 pm

I was thinking the zit could have come from wearing sunglasses a lot, because when the glasses press too much on one place, you get these pressure marks and sometimes spots.

Hold on, we are discussing people’s zits? Life is weird…

to 283

I’d say, he’ll do one more Bond, possible two, if the scripts are good. He really enjoyed doing QoS, and as long as he has the enthusiasm for playing Bond and a good script, he might consider doing a fourth one.

to Guinness

What about a Steak & Guinness Pie? That’s very responsible adult food! :) And I liked Liev a lot in Defiance. The strong and silent type… I thought he was even a tad better than Dan - more intense, less the ‘hero type’, more real.

Wisconsin @ 06/28/2009 at 2:57 pm

I remembered who said that Danny is totally without ego, it was Eva Green, she felt by his side like his daughter because Danny cared for her and helped with her part, she said: he was like my father.
Althought she is an older girl she always feels like a baby on the set among colleagues and they care for her.

Danny said he wants be Bond while his knees allow it, as long as possible still. But I think 24.Bond will be his last and maybe in future he will do 25.Bond. I admire Daniel he is able at his 41 doing stunt work, his physical condition is excellent, his steps (walking) are very fast, he moved on the ropes, did many fight scenes, not everybody older is able to do it, other men have sore knees, back at 40 and feel old, but Danny is like 25 old boy. I often compare him with action Tom Cruise. But the most dangerous scenes does Daniel’s double and I have to say this blonde double man is maybe more handsome than Daniel… He is very handsome boy I saw him in the video and I liked his nature and looking. Has he any gf? Will he working on 23.Bond?
Hmmmmm I want taste Danny’s double. I eat him, handsome and very adrenaline stunt boy doing dangerous work! Then a trainer I think his name is Gary is very sympathetic.

I have read an article with Matthew Stillman, he is an English, producer living in Prague for 15 years and he owns Stillking Films production company which co-operated on Casino Royale and on many hollywood films partly or fully made in Czech Republic. He worked with Daniel, Anthony Hopkins, Johnny Depp, Jerry Bruckeimer, Michael Bay, Stone, Hugh Jackman, Edward Norton, Elijah Wood, Owen Wilson, Angie Jolie and many actors who worked in Czech. Matthew gave larger interview about his work, co-operating with producers, directors and actors, and didn’t forget for people working on the set - sound engineer,etc he said Bruckheimer gave him good advice about financing films, Norton stimulated his head, Wilson makes smile people and Daniel holds his interest with his muscles/biceps. hmmm, Daniel is takes interest with his muscles…

Wisconsin @ 06/28/2009 at 3:09 pm

I wrote it badly in my previous post . also, Daniel grips people with his muscles. Althought I think he has not so big biceps and he was quite skinny earlier, he began to have a better body since training on Casino Royale and as he is getting older.

to poster 284 @ 06/28/2009 at 6:35 pm

@to 280:
to poster 284- You are absolutely positively correct in your assessment of these’ injuries’.
You probably have no idea how right-on you are. But the most obvious response one would say is, “Well he’s the man, why does he stay and take it? Why doesn’t he do something about it then?” Or “what kind of a wimp is he?”
I think the individual (whoever this may be),who is doing this damage may have Daniel ‘over a barrel’, as a matter of speaking and the situation may be very complicated, not so easy or quick to extricate oneself from.
There is a lot more there than meets the eye.
The truth here has not seen the light of day……..yet, …..

I think the “bar” fight was circulated by someone to cover for his shoulder injury because if there was a real bar fight, someone would have come forward.
As for the labreal tear…bunkum..I think the man got drunk and fell over or had a fight because the man had two black eyes. You do not get those or a split lip from an operation.
The whole thing is illogical.
I don’t know if he is drinking, getting into fights or being abused but his whole demeanor seems to be quite reserved now or a little tetchy wiht Satsuki. He does NOT seem relaxed really with her away from the red carpet.
I think they both drink quite a bit really and then it either helps them cope or they get into humdingers of scraps.

to poster 284 @ 06/28/2009 at 7:03 pm

@to 290:
I agree wholeheartedly.
THere is no way an operation is going to give him 2 black eyes, and a split lip.
Now if he had a nose job, or eye lift or some other plastic surgery, then it would look that way with the black eyes.
But Daniel did deny having any plastic surgery…. (?)

Even if he did have the plastics done ….that would still not explain the split lip.
And he may not be hitting back or fighting back against the individual who is doing this to him- IF that is what is occurring.

But with the above analysis, it is looking like he is getting into more and more scraps and fights- with whoever - and he is looking more and more miserable. The only time you see him in authentic happiness or joy is when he is with his daughter, or chatting with and/or posing with colleagues or other industry friends/associates - actually anyone BUT the gf.

to 284, 292 @ 06/28/2009 at 7:07 pm

Daniel needs to open up a big can of WHOOP A*S and give the ‘abuser’, whoever it is- one good pounding, and I think all the crap would probably all stop.
Slam the sh*t out of them.
Then they would get the point. They may not like it, but they would not venture near him again.
Sometimes it just takes one good as*-kicking to get your point across to an abuser.

But with the above analysis, it is looking like he is getting into more and more scraps and fights- with whoever - and he is looking more and more miserable.
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Well I’d hate to see the other guy in this fight.
TBH, he does look quite withdrawn and I hope he is not on a path of self destruction here with whatever he feels gives him an outlet.
I do read he does a lot of boxing which might explain it but who knows?
The mark on his face close up looks like a horizontal bang and the spot looks like a small nick that is healing, it’s hard to tell but he obviously wasn’t worried in hiding it.
No doubt he will be asked about it in some interview and he will come up with something.

Why do people have to create more of a story and not just accept what Daniel has says and that is he had surgery on his shoulder! There is not more than that. Satsuki or nobody else is beating him upl Gosh!

Why do people have to create more of a story and not just accept what Daniel has says and that is he had surgery on his shoulder! There is not more than that. Satsuki or nobody else is beating him upl Gosh!
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That’s fair enough but can you explain the black eyes and split lip after the operation on his shoulder?
He obviously wasn’t working out because of the injury so these other injuries are quite inexplicable.
Unless the surgeons beat him up when he was under anesthesia.

Thank you for the nostalgia “Dan is Hot”….I miss D2d too, but what is done is done. I would be going crazy and be addicted more if I “t-w-atted” over there, so it is good I was put out!! Let me know if the moderators change…I may visit in cognito!!

Mendel–that is brilliant!! Steak and A Guinness pie! I think I will need a few if I have to sit through The Little Mermaid!! and not so much the steak!
~it was very insightful of you to mention the sunglasses—I am not kidding because I get zits right there on the bridge of the nose AND on the inside where the other part sits if I am wearing another kind. Does he wear reading glasses? it kinda looked like a line and if irritated it could have looked as if it were a cut. BUT, if he were hit at that spot and it injured the bridge, there would be subsequent bruises elsewhere–that is a sensitive spot to be injured.

If he is training again….all parts of the body are subject to injury no matter what age…he could have been scratched by 1000’s of different types of equipment or a bar fall on his face or shoulder from a misstaken trainer. AND my toe could have grazed his face, ya know!! this is a gossip thread, so have your fun. Time will tell, and if there is abuse, every sign has been shown–good points. But lets hope not. Lets hope his inner circle can recognize and intervene. It would explain WHY he can’t let her go because….telling the world Bond is in a pickle like this and can’t get himself out of an abusive relationship? Not good. But the juxtaposition is exactly fitting too–NO Abuse. It is gossip. We are gossiping. I really hope it is a big old infected hair folicle!! I would so give you a luftwa sponge bath Big DAN!!!

I don’t have any explanation other than if it was a fight he does not want anyone to know……so I am just going with what he says and if there is more to it then let him deal with it.

how does anyone find out where the play will be, it was posted at Schofield theater…..where and how was this confirmed? ….just asking for future reference! ~thx ~G

I really don’t think anyone is physically abusing Daniel. I think the fugly gf may be mentally abusing him by nagging for a wedding. I can hear it now “Daniel we must get married-all the other gonks are marrying their golden gooses………

I think Daniel will make one or two more Bonds as he has not aged very well and seems to have some physical injuries. I thought Pierce looked too old in his last Bond movie. Daniel does not seem to allow himself enough time to rest between projects-is it an excuse not to marry??!! I can hear Daniel “Satslut darling we can’t get married this year as I am married to my career; I’m too old to get married; I’m an Aries you’re a Leo it will never work; I don’t think Babs will give me permission; …………………………………………………………………………………….

She’s an Aries, He’s a Pisces…

to Guinness @ 06/28/2009 at 10:05 pm

@Guinnesstobroadwaywithmendeljj:
to Guinness:
It was probably insider information from the poster who posted it. If it is accurate information about the theater being the Schoenfeld, then it most likely came from the reliable theater contacts of the poster, or maybe the poster was told firsthand.
best thing to do is go over there when you get here to NYC and ask around- or ask at the Box office and see what they say.

he’s fond of a real exciting sadomasochistic session:-)

Then if he like that Satsuki can beat the crap out of him LOL

Then if he like that Satsuki can beat the crap out of him LOL

Interesting-totally agree-real freedom is having your own money and identity. Don’t think the gf is too intelligent-if you are going to leech off of someone to support you at least make it legally binding. I think she always looks miserable because she knows he can walk away (with all the money and with anyone he wants) without owing her anything. I am sure at this point she has signed a “silence contract” so she is totally at his mercy. She seems like the type who needs the spotlight and would be devestated to loose the luxurious lifestyle.

if satsuki’s signed a “silent contract” then there must be something in it for her. like a lot of money if they should ever break up.

Yes, I had discussed the “gag order” before. Damn, would i loved to be gagged by him….whoa….yes, i did write that. someone already started it with saying somethign about bedroom gymnastics…. surry. oh, that was a sado session….weeelll,, it still got me thinking… and what whipped cream would do…had that on my pancakes….

Excellent advice #302, thank you! And I will get as much info to bring back here!!

And yes, Sats seems like the “spiteful” type–I would say she would get something, but hopefully not half. a lot less than that because she could have been working—and she may not even deserve less than half if she used her brain in connecting with everyone that Daniel exposed her to. Stupid. Both. Maddening. But, jesus, where is the “Dummy book on how to live life as a star”???

~guinness and Mendel want to see what all the fuss is about, send us to Steady Rain JJ!!! that could be the campaign!! let us go! send us for advertisement!! nice chunk of advertisers with our posts from it!!!

OH! yeah! thank you #302 for the Variety tip….forgot about them!! Excellent everyone!! ~guinness and Mendel want to go! the posts from us will generate visitors who will see the advertisements and this is going to be good for you jj–you have to see that! and maybe you can begin “sponsorships” and gain more exposure for the advertisers and make more money! what do you say??? (um, you know my email–and probably Mendel’s!)

Yes the gonk does seem like a spiteful person. I am sure if she does not get her wedding she will be fuming. I do hope Daniel has made her sign a contract as she is so arrogant to believe that people should listen to what she has to say. I think Daniel is a good person and wish he would find someone who confident enough to be her own person. I find the gf to be another bloodsucker whose job in life is to suck whatever they can out of a celeb.

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/29/2009 at 2:30 pm

to #303 and #304

Thanks for the articles!

‘to be played by surefire B.O. magnets Jackman and Craig’

B.O. magnets, lol!

And yes, financial independence is so important! I found it interesting to read that even some of the WAGs do some kind of work…

to Guinness

‘you know my email–and probably Mendel’s’

Yes JJ, go on…you will you will you will :)

thank you 'article' 304 @ 06/29/2009 at 6:42 pm

@article:
Many thanks to you for posting this great article and oh sooooooo true!
These are the wisest words of wisdom, for all women looking for their Golden meal ticket and ‘ free way’ onto ‘easy street”.

Satslutglumbutt, take note here…When you marry for money you WILL pay for every cent! Guaranteed!! Lots of hateful HE*L to look forward to!

you all have to be silly to take these two people seriously
they are both living the life they want
its hard to feel sorry for either of them

Don’t think anyone feels sorry for satslut. Most people feel sorry for Daniel having to put up with an ugly,arrogant bloodsucker.

http://kaysblog.dailymail.co.uk/

scroll down and you will see that Jude Law took the day off from Hamlet to spend the day at Wimbledon with his son.
So my point being that actors in plays do take days off from performing from varying reasons so I have no doubt Daniel will take time off to fly to the Toronto Film Festival.

I suppose you have not realized that at several NY theaters a play is not shown EVERY day in the week. So it will be easy to plan beforehand to NOT show the play arround TFF-time.

@play:

Do you think they will still be together by then?

to 319 and 320 @ 06/30/2009 at 1:16 am

Yes I have realized that but a lot of people don’t. They seem to think he will do the play every night for his contract. I have stated all along that actors either do not do the full course or they have time off for varying reasons but my posts have been met with outrage that the audiences would be appalled that he would take even a night off to go to the TFF.

As for them being together by then, I have no idea but I’m assuming they will be.

Cool I live in Toronto maybe I can have him over for tea and crumpets :) or maybe a nice lamb dish :)

Good description of the gf. I don’t feel any pity for the bloodsucker.

To 319 Yes it is easy to plan for a play visit (esp with internet) but then mendel/guiness would’nt have anything to ask over and over and over and over.

@play:

Jude Law. Daniel’s jealousy of Jude is becoming evident. Jude does a play so Daniel does a play. Jude spotted signing autographs with fans, next day Daniel spotted signing staged foaf pictures with fans. Always the same and predicts Daniel will be spotted soon with daughter.

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/30/2009 at 11:15 am

to play #2

I’d say, everyone who can is at the beach today or somewhere in the shade, since it is very hot here (in the UK) - well, hot for us! So, if Dan is spotted anywhere, it will be somewhere cooler…

to play #2 @ 06/30/2009 at 11:55 am

haha, Daniel’s jealousy of Jude????
of what? becoming bald? having f.u.c.k.e.d Sienna-s.l.u.t?
(well according to the Daniel-haters he has got points in both of Jude’s “advantages” LOL

you know that Daniel is a well trained stage actor, don’t you?

mendelandguinnesstobroadway @ 06/30/2009 at 12:35 pm

Just found this here - some reactions to Dream House:

http://blogs.amctv.com/horror-hacker/2009/06/daniel-craig-dream-house.php

What’s the matter no more questions on how to get tickets? Keep trying to distract the satslut bashing-she is and will always be an ugly arrogant bloodsucker. Those relatives of desperate satslut never give up.

to obvious @ 06/30/2009 at 3:47 pm

the only thing that is obvious is that you are a d.u.m.b. a.r.s.e…

to obvious @ 06/30/2009 at 4:10 pm

please grow up!! there are a lot of people, not living in new york, who want to know how to get tickets. you may not like it, but they do have the right to ask the question. get it!! the fact that these people ask the question does not mean that they are relatives of satsuki. nor does it mean that they like satsuki.

to obvious @ 06/30/2009 at 4:51 pm

I can’t believe that you are that bloody brainless to think that a relative of Satsuki will come on here and POST….
She and he doesn’t care what YOU or ANYBODY else is thinking about their relationship (me included).

Pics of Sats wearing a wedding band - along with the diamond - have surfaced today. She looks VERY happy in the pics. Let’s hope it’s official - certainly looks like it is.

where are the pictures you’re talking about? while i’m thinking about it, if these two people have gotten married the paps would be all over the news like white on rice. a marriage liscence is public record.

Please feel free to find them yourselves. I have no desire to provide a hand-out to the haters. They are there though. Taken today.

in other words, we have only your word that these pictures exist. so therefore, no proof that they exist. and by the way, you have no proof that i’m one of the haters as you call them. that is complete conjecture on your part.

thank you for the article…Mendel from Mendel/guinness!! “I’m not sure why Craig keeps picking movie roles that don’t match the excitement of his Bond role. It’s going to be hard for him to have a career outside of 007 once they spit him out if he doesn’t establish that he’s more than a nice pair of pecs and abs emerging from the ocean.”

I couldn’t comment, otherwise I would have ripped it apart. Um, idiot author of article, he did and currently holds a career outside of Bond. And the nice pecs, eyes, demeanor, and glutes regardless of abs will always get him jobs with me!!! Babs has a lot of connections, bra-less, but very influential!! Bond is not a good movie to compare with whether or not he is a good actor….it just brings in money so to compare his OTHER work pre-Bond movie, wouldn’t he have to do another action movie in order to compare with his talent in Bond movies? Just different types of talent brings different types of work. He did pretty boy, muscular work with bond, minimal word acting…whereas Layer cake he kinda did both? So compare Layer Cake with, maybe the Power of One or defiance. And The golden compass with Lara Croft. See, it makes sense, right?

anyway, it was confirmed he IS NOT doing this House movie, correct?

NYC is getting closer… hhmmmm….when is he going???

~mendel, you around? any other ideas for NYC?…I won’t blog for the weekend. yeh, no cheers from guinness dislikers!!

full of it @ 06/30/2009 at 7:48 pm

@not 99% of you:

You love to rub it in people faces that you know more …. if you were telling the truth you would provide the links to the photos …. all you are doing is trying to taunt people and start the Sats bashing. You probable hate her as well and just do this to get the bashing going.

i agree with you, the photos that not 99% of you says just surfaced today don’t even exist. why else would this person be so unwilling to provide the link or links to them.

they are on rex features, she is in primrose hill with her camera phone and she is wearing a wedding ring and smiling.

@full of it:

My apologies to ‘to 334′. I know there are decent people who post here, but most are so cruel that it’s simply disgusting. On Daniel’s life (okay, now - that’s serious!) the pics are out there. But I won’t contribute anything of value to this site. Someone in the forum will find the pics and you’ll know soon enough. Then divorce banter will begin. Sick.

I’m signing off. No more comments or check-backs from me.

Many movies are redundant. Many movies are remakes. The point; I will give every DC movie the benefit of the doubt, and watch because he is in it. (I thought he was great in Defiance, I watched it because he was in it–did not finish the movie b/c same story line, diff. view). Bottom line. I watched the movies of his that have interested me as a person, and he has already proven to me that he is someone extraordinarily gifted-his Mind, body and soul. In his profession. Other parts of his being is still being fine-tuned!! I would love to fine tune his flute!!! hheeehheeehhhuuuhhuuuhhheee hee huu huu. blackness in my eyes. psstt out…….

re wedding band @ 06/30/2009 at 8:03 pm

There is another picture on another website that zoomed in on her left hand. It is a small diamond band with the ring. I have no doubt she went out to show it off to the press.
So they pulled it off but I’m sure the wedding certificate will surface soon.

the photos of Sats and wedding ring–can’t see anything for a wedding ring. It looks as if she is taunting the paps and taking photos of the paps. she looks as if she is being very sarcastic and mean. hhmmm. i am biased. any good close ups? just curious. ~g

oh boy, if that is a wedding band on her left hand the press are going to be all over it. she looks very happy with herself. it looks like sats may have convinced daniel to marry her after all. there are going to be some very unhappy people on this board. by the way, where is the othre site that zoomed in on her left hand??

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/satslumdog/th_weddingring.jpg

Ring visible above engagement ring.
I think an announcement will not happen but I believe the news
will “slip” out from friends quite soon.
The other two people at The Ivy that night were her parents, that is why they left the other way.
I have no idea is she is pregnant.

it would make sense the two other people would be her parents if daniel and satsuki got married. but you know, a marriagel liscence is required even in england. they are public domain, so i have no doubt that some eager pap will find it and publish a copy. maybe not in a british paper but you can bet it will be in one here state side.

I know The Sun and The Daily Mirror are looking as we speak.

It could be a wedding ring or it could be another ring. Maybe an heirloom?
Who knows but Satsuki looks very happy.

I have a feeling they were married in Italy.

So much for inviting him around for tea……..

Yikes, there has to be some explanation for this. It certainly looks like a ring. i am in denial until i see it with mine own eyes.!! Let me be the first if it is official…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yikes. Yikes . yikes. May he rest in peace.

I keep looking… I can’t find any other news site… what does my old haunting place say? oooh. That is frustrating not being able to check! Principles are principles.

Italy. let me say it again. nnnoooooooooo! may he rest in peace now that he has sealed his fate. sooo, it means that he can’t cheat now or that if he does she gets half? nice job DC. I still want bigger proof. lets keep our heads here folks. Hurry up and find concrete evidence–what you doin JJ???

Ella on twitter @ 06/30/2009 at 8:33 pm

Ella did say on he Twitter page that she just returned from Italy so you could be right in saying that they married there and it’s no secret that it’s Daniel favourie place.

if they did get married, i wonder if all those satsuki haters who claimed that daniel would never marry her will publically admit that they were wrong. no wonder sats looked so happy at the premieres of qos. daniel told her that he was going to marry her. i think you’re right, they got married in italy.

He is either wearing the ring around his neck on a chain or we will see him wearing one soon.

Married in italy @ 06/30/2009 at 8:41 pm

If he did marry in Italy === Congratulations to them both……

I just hope they didn’t marry in a lemongrove that was my idea

I am a Sat disliker (hate it too strong of a word) and I will admit it looks like they are married. Who knows when but I have a feeling it was the week before Fathers Day.

she got him @ 06/30/2009 at 8:51 pm

Like her or not she got her man. I know Daniel loves her very much dispite with people think of her. He would not have marriied her otherwise. Peoole can say he felt pressure blah blah blah but that is garbage. He can’t live without her.

seriously, why would it be kept a secret? what would be the purpose of keeping it secret? it doesnt make sense. ….and the rest of the things they do make sense?????????

she could still be taunting the paps…whatever.I am going to bed. I can’t find news of it anywhere. whatever.

Yes it looks like it officially now and she was set on showing the ring off to them. Did she know the paps were there or does she wear the ring when she is not on the red carpet? So really who knows when they got married.
Her taking pics of the paps taking pics of her is unusual.
Is she doing that for safety reasons now or to record for posterity the day of the ring showing?
Laura was there too with her as you can see.

call me naive but isnt that the same ring band she wore in st barths?

certificate @ 06/30/2009 at 9:11 pm

truth is, if they are a wedding certificate will be found. if they married in italy, the same thing. public record.
she has worn a different band there before remember.

so until then.

manipulative @ 06/30/2009 at 9:32 pm

I think she is just dying fo it to get out that is why she always has it in view for the cameras to pick up.

She is probably shopping for a new house in Primrose Hill she wants to be in the in crowd.

That was not Primrose Hill, it was Maida Vale down the street from his house.
As for the marriage bit, we will have to wait and see.

just a thought..heather mills did the same thing..filmed her being papped for her security. maybe satsuki has been doing this for her security? maybe she is being harrassed by them?

although it doesnt look it does it? something is up that’s for sure and it’s not the price of manure.

Ella on twitter @ 06/30/2009 at 9:42 pm

hurrrrrah!!! FINITO!!! and have already been to tuscany and back. fathers day tomorrow and need to do art on monday ooo then job-funnigan
2:42 PM Jun 20th from web

Wait..... @ 06/30/2009 at 9:44 pm

Those photos of Daniel coming out of the IVY looking beat up with the red nose and messed up hair…..he was dining with her pareents? OMG doenst he like them LOL

Wait..... @ 06/30/2009 at 9:44 pm

Those photos of Daniel coming out of the IVY looking beat up with the red nose and messed up hair…..he was dining with her pareents? OMG doenst he like them LOL

maybe it had to do with ryan and farrah not being able to marry in time..yes i think they got married before june 20th but maybe they dont want it secret anymore or that life is too short? maybe he said “ok wear it in public”.

Ryan and Farah @ 06/30/2009 at 9:55 pm

The thing with Ryan and Farah is that SHE did not want to get married she was happy the way things were. He kept pushing for marriage. You think Daniel was pushing Satsuki to marry her? And why doens’t he wear a ring?

This man is just ******* E D UP he need help!

i meant in the fact that “life is too short” to not wear it and show the world even though not through an announcement.
satsuki was looking very happy there and he did say after qos he would marry. and this year he did have “down time” before the play starts and maybe more filming then Bond 23.
makes sense to me they would marry this year.
as for wearing a ring, i think after a wedding certificate is found, he will wear one but maybe he already is on one of his chains?

Bollocks , all of it! @ 06/30/2009 at 10:03 pm

366-he was dining with her pareents?
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Again and again, how would anyone know Daniel was dining with her parents?
If anything, they would be celebrating and I am sure they would both want to walk out of the restaurant together smiling and cuddling up.
Not hiding them…having them take the ‘back way’ out of the restaurant.
So what if people/fans were asking for autographs?.
Lots of celebs leave the restaurants through the front door together with their family and friends and the stars sign the autographs and the family/friends wait on the side.
Big deal . Why try to hide her? There is no reason to ‘duck and hide”.
Shouldn’t they all be shouting from the rooftops and so happy!
So what if everyone knows?
Wouldn’t her parents be beaming with happiness …and want everyone to know!
I am sure if a relative found out, from either side, they would sell the ’secret” news and inside scoop to the highest bidder.

I agree with the Farrah theory. I think they got married fairly recently and maybe they decided to not wear rings for awhile to give them some time to get used to it and not cause a press invasion but the death of Farrah might have made them both realize that indeed, life is too precious to not to wear rings because of being dicted too by the press and public reaction.
I have a feeling he might wear one soon if not then no big deal. Lot’s of men don’t.
But there will be no denying it when a certificate is found.
I gather they have already taken their honeymoon? If they married in Italy then I assume they took it there but if they married in London, shouldnt they be somewhere enjoying themselves?
I do think they married abroad.