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Dita Von Teese: Let Me Upgrade U

Dita Von Teese: Let Me Upgrade U

A solo Dita Von Teese makes a trip to the AT&T store on Tuesday afternoon (June 23) in Los Angeles.

The 36-year-old burlesque stripping queen already owns a Blackberry but she was upgrading!

Dita tweeted, “Why does my new blackberry come with five John Mayer ringtones, and not one of them tells me that my body is a wonderland?”

She continued, “I’m working on my new show, which I am sure someone will say sucks and might call me a talentless slut but I won’t punch anyone for it! Criticism is part of the biz and it hurts.”

WILL YOU WATCH Dita’s new show about burlesque?

10 + pics inside of Dita Von Teese getting an upgrade…

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# 1

She is beautiful but too pale.

# 2

The woman isn’t asking anyone to upgrade, she’s just going about her business. Must be a slow day for the paps if they’re following burlesque dancers around town.

# 3
true blood @ 06/24/2009 at 2:21 am

Vampire chic.
She should do a guest spot on True Blood.

# 4
Katsaridoula @ 06/24/2009 at 2:23 am

she scares me to death….

# 5
fashionista @ 06/24/2009 at 2:25 am

Good for Dita. Violence is not the answer.

# 6

Gorgeous but kinda scary looking too.

# 7
make it right @ 06/24/2009 at 2:29 am

She is pretty but why are we seeing these pics instead of Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard from tonight’s Public Enemies premiere?

# 8

who is she??????????

# 9

If she went a little lighter on the makeup, she’d be very pretty.

adorable :-)

SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN.

She’s hot but she needs to do something with her hair.

Dita is a phenomenal dresser, but w.r.t her makeup she doesn’t know how to enhance her strong points and downplay the weak ones.

I’d like to see Dita go back to her natural blonde

She is a gorgeous girl IMO.
Why does she make herself look like a ghost?

she was born in the wrong era.

nOVEMBER rAIN @ 06/24/2009 at 3:04 am

Sure, I’d watch her show but I don’t think she performs for the general population. From what I’ve read, most of her work is private parties for rich big wigs.

I was just reading how Manson wants to smash Evan’s skull with a sledgehammer (Spin Mag interview). Dita dodged a bullet on that one and got herself a rich European hunk.

blackberry @ 06/24/2009 at 3:17 am

Her head looks weird in the first photo.

he style of clothes is very smart and knows how to.

She does look good but I’d like to see more photos of her handsome boyfriend.

Love Dita’s porcelain beauty!

Dita’s dressed to the nines as usual and I love her ruby red lips…

…but her foundation/powder is a little too severe. It looks like she borrowed it from her ex.

I’m in love with everything she’s wearing in this post.

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