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Dita Von Teese: Let Me Upgrade U

Dita Von Teese: Let Me Upgrade U

A solo Dita Von Teese makes a trip to the AT&T store on Tuesday afternoon (June 23) in Los Angeles.

The 36-year-old burlesque stripping queen already owns a Blackberry but she was upgrading!

Dita tweeted, “Why does my new blackberry come with five John Mayer ringtones, and not one of them tells me that my body is a wonderland?”

She continued, “I’m working on my new show, which I am sure someone will say sucks and might call me a talentless slut but I won’t punch anyone for it! Criticism is part of the biz and it hurts.”

WILL YOU WATCH Dita’s new show about burlesque?

10 + pics inside of Dita Von Teese getting an upgrade…

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she looks like a ghost and seems to have dropped in from the 50’s…i hate those red lips…she is the feminin version of marylin manson

Haha, I love her. She’s so aware of what these dumba**** say about her.

Pretty and love her style!

I read her Twitter updates and she seems very sweet and witty so I can’t frown on that. I wonder how hard it is for her to be constantly on tho? I mean she is never dressed casually lol, even to just go to the store.

Haha I didn’t know she’s witty. Will go and hunt for her twitter now. :)

her body is alright, she sounds a bit overconfident
she seriously looks like she’s stuck in the 50s
whats her fasination
she’s almost as creepy as her pale ex bf
lol @ her, it’s nice 2 no that even she understands that she gets paid 2 do nothing

wow she is hot hot hot AND sassy! I like her even more now!

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