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Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gylenhaal: Cover-Up Couple

Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gylenhaal: Cover-Up Couple

Reese Witherspoon shoots new scenes for her not-yet-titled James L. Brooks movie under the pale moonlight late Wednesday night (June 24) in Washington, D.C.

The 33-year-old actress was seen pouting her lips, picking food out of her mouth and licking her fingers.

Later in the evening, Reese and boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal were seen driving about town. Jake wore sunglasses while Reese was seen digging her face into her palms the entire car ride.

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@whortensia:
Reese, dear, I don’t wanna look at you alive - it must be SO SCARY SHOW. And you’ve better get out here - you’re so boring. I respect myself enough to don’t make an idols. And you are ugly and talentless b!tch and nothing will help you to change this. SO SHUT UP NOW.
Darling, you can’t say anything but “You have no brains” - do you think you have? LOL MORE Most important part of your head is tongue to lick Withercin’s a#ss. So do it guietly.

Reese Witherspoon, her gay friend and paparazzi.
Cheap publicity for cheap publicity wh*re.

whortensia @ 06/25/2009 at 11:46 am

The “hate-Reese”ers I call the “spitters.” Since they hate her because they envy her and are obsessed with her they spit at her. But since they also have no money and can’t get near her (no clout, no importance) and can’t spit at her in person they do so here. If they really didn’t like her they wouldn’t be here spitting at her. They would be doing something else somewhere else. They come here to vicariously spit at her because they are nobodies who can’t get anywhere near her to spit at her in person. So dear hateful spitters: spit away if it makes you feel a bit better. You need the therapy.

whortensia @ 06/25/2009 at 11:46 am

The “hate-Reese”ers I call the “spitters.” Since they hate her because they envy her and are obsessed with her they spit at her. But since they also have no money and can’t get near her (no clout, no importance) and can’t spit at her in person they do so here. If they really didn’t like her they wouldn’t be here spitting at her. They would be doing something else somewhere else. They come here to vicariously spit at her because they are nobodies who can’t get anywhere near her to spit at her in person. So dear hateful spitters: spit away if it makes you feel a bit better. You need the therapy.

@whortensia:
Reese, dear, I don’t wanna look at you alive - it must be SO AWFUL SHOW. And you’ve better get out here - you’re so boring. I respect myself enough to don’t make an idols. And you are ugly and talentless b!tch and nothing will help you to change this. SO SHUT UP NOW.
Darling, you can’t say anything but “You have no brains” - do you think you have? LOL MORE Most important part of your head is tongue to lick Withercin’s a#ss. So do it guietly.

@WASTED PIXELS:
Who needs? Girlie obviously have a menthal problems - a#sslickng mania.

whortensia @ 06/25/2009 at 11:51 am

Osiris: are you talking to Reese? Are you dumb enough to think she reads this blog? You think spitting out your hatred here reaches her? You are dumb indeed. What you should spend you time doing is improving your miserable English. Why don’t you go to an English language school and learn to write proper English? That might lift your self esteem so you would not need to come here to spit at Reese in print. Spitting at Reese here in broken English isn’t the way, dear, to feel better about yourself. You need therapy.

whortensia @ 06/25/2009 at 11:51 am

Osiris: are you talking to Reese? Are you dumb enough to think she reads this blog? You think spitting out your hatred here reaches her? You are dumb indeed. What you should spend you time doing is improving your miserable English. Why don’t you go to an English language school and learn to write proper English? That might lift your self esteem so you would not need to come here to spit at Reese in print. Spitting at Reese here in broken English isn’t the way, dear, to feel better about yourself. You need therapy.

whortensia @ 06/25/2009 at 12:00 pm

I see the “spitters” here as quite like Matthew Broderick in the movie Election. You might recall the story: Reese plays Tracy Flick, a high school go-getter with no scruples who comes up against Broderick, a well meaning teacher. He decides to sabotage her election by throwing away a couple of votes but gets caught. The up shot is that he is fired and ends up in a dead end job in Washington, while Reese who has outfoxed him at every turn, is last seen as the upcoming assistant to a Congressman. I think of the spitters here as so many Brodericks who think they will do Reese (Tracy) some damage but who in the end get the little end of the stick while she sails away going from success to success.

#18 - Thank you! Ted C. is full of bullcrap and spouts lies. He’s not going to “out” Jake, because he knows all his “clues” are fake and he would get sued.

Ted C. has had to retract some of the stuff he’s said in the past. I know this for a fact.

Gay or not, I love Jake, but I wish he’d dump this woman.

@whortensia:
Oh thank you Master, i’ll never forget your kind… LOL Your perfect English doesn’t makes you most clever. You are dumb fangirl at all. “I worship Great Reese Witherspoon, Most Talented And Beautiful Person In The World!” YAMN. YOU need a therapy, dear. Or you’ll built a Church of Great Holly Reese soon.
At last. F*CK YOU FANATIC DUMBASS!

Oh damn, it,s too late. So f*ck you Reese, I’m getting to sleep. I’ll be back tomorrow to infuriate Whor@tensia again. She’s so funny with her naive fanatism.

Jake Gyllenhaal @ 06/25/2009 at 12:33 pm

Reese is going to pay extra money for keeping me awake and working this late.
I’m missing my cute boy and his big … you know what!

My BIG smile?!

whortensia, obviously you have no life since you have all the time in the world to sit on this site and post pure stupidity. Shall we just put an e between the r and t in your name now? Go back to the place you think issued you a brain and ask for a refund. LOL, you are laughable. Have a nice day.

so darn cute!! =D
i just find her so cute, she may be a ***** sometimes, but who isnt sometimes
really sexy in that white dress
love u reese!

I really dislike the southern gal supermom act Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups puts up. She is really a b**** in disguise.

Check this out:-
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/07/blind-items-revealed_6071.html

Jake may not be gay @ 09/02/2009 at 12:46 pm

@whortensia: I think I have seen this post BEFORE. Did you copy it from somewhere?

Jake may not be gay @ 09/02/2009 at 12:46 pm

@whortensia: I think I have seen this post BEFORE. Did you copy it from somewhere?

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