Jon Gosselin + Christian Audigier = BFFs

DOUCHE!!!!

I guess between that big d*ck he found and his new love, he will not find much time for his children. What a tool!

Is that a wax statue of Christian Audi blabla

lol jared.

lol fake jon gosselin…we now know what he’s going to do after he loses the millions his children have earned for him.

whatever happened to audigier’s daughter who wanted to follow in the footsteps of her father and get into fashion (what they do is called fashion. really? what an insult)…not like people care cause she’s a douche just like her father. she’s worst than paris hilton.

Kris @ 07/12/2009 at 9:07 pm Is that a wax statue of Christian Audi blabla
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lol. no that’s really his face, and the way he looks all the time which is douchetastic.

emmy jay @ 07/12/2009 at 9:06 pm what a circus this is going to be to watch
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yupp…i don`t know whether to be excited to laugh at other`s screw up, or to be devastated. well atleast i have some sort of conscious if i am contemplating this…you know what screw them.

That is one very TANNNED guy!!!!!

Wasn’t this the guy who owned the mansion michael jackson was renting? His name sounds familiar.

Audigier: From Michael Jackson to Jon Gosselin?

Mertz - good observation about laughing at their lives being turned upside down, or feeling devastated. Since I watch them as a form of entertainment, I choose not to feel devastated. Although I do feel bad for the kids, their parents are certainly a work in progress.

I am a little surprised at the lack of discretion on Jon’s part, but he doesn’t appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed….

Jon apparently got what he wanted and he still looks sulled up and miserable. Kate is getting slammed as the evil one but Jon is a passive aggressive, immature lazy-boy who wants to play and party like a college kid. I can’t believe anyone would want him to represent their product.

From pulling hard poopie out of his kid’s rear in a parking lot to lounging on a designers yacht in the Mediterranean with a new girlfriend in two years, WTF? …… I got a 2 percent raise at work, broke my foot, and went to New Jersey .

I wanna see Jon’s pic with the big banana wang…weird

I swear, Jon always look like he’s got something stuck up his a$$!!!! He rarely ever smiles.

Does Pimp Daddy Jon get a cut of this sandal/shoe action?

lol nonymouse, i’m sorry about that. and people actually have to work hard to get where they are at, not freeload off their children. it’s good to know those kids are the new nouveaux-riche.

hey sasha let me just say racist much? even if the king of douche is looking even more leathery than de la renta, valentino, and donatella all together. no one can buy that amount of leather skin doucheness.

emmy jay @ 07/12/2009 at 9:22 pm Mertz - good observation about laughing at their lives being turned upside down, or feeling devastated. Since I watch them as a form of entertainment, I choose not to feel devastated. Although I do feel bad for the kids, their parents are certainly a work in progress.

I am a little surprised at the lack of discretion on Jon’s part, but he doesn’t appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed….
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i don’t know if devestated was the right word but i wanted something to describe the equilibrium people on this website and others seems to go through when it concerns these people. i’m a little bit like you because i don’t think i can find it in myself to care about them one iota, but the kids definately, and i keep trying to have some sort of respect for the adults who act like children in this situation but like someone else said there is something wrong with parents who pimp their children and then there is something wrong with kids ala laloca lohan, cyrus, etc…there is something wrong with these kids who get pimped. there’s a real incessant culture that is going on, that is acceptable here that kids should the key to the adult’s success, and i don’t agree with that at all. it’s wrong. what’s his face the patriarch of the jackson family, and so many others. and the crazy thing is that it is acceptable. so i can’t help but give in to the b*tch in me and think f*ck them all. like nonymouse said…there are real people who don’t get half of what these douchebags get at all, because luck isn’t on all of our sides. people will work day and night and never get anywhere…but i mean you have to congratulate people like jon gosselin and kate gosselin. this is what people have to look up to. so i give them a great hand of applause. and a big FU.

oh and EH, beauty is all relative and in the eye of the beholder. maybe he’ll sleep with you toov :).

good for them getting divorced. two cancers doesn’t make a right.

oh sasha, i just saw the picture with the d*ldo. sorry about that. i just miscontrued your comment.

i thought you meant jon with the yellow comment, and i hadn’t bothered to look at the pics yet. sorry sasha.

molly @ 07/12/2009 at 9:49 pm ed hardy is sold at tj maxx in the jr. dept….
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lol. hahahaa. how do you know this amazing information. they actually sell ed hardy in stores? i don’t think they sell that stuff here :(. probably have to order it online or go stateside. i guess we are not worthy of audigier selling his sh*t in stores here.

“Jon is reportedly working out a business deal to get Hailey her own sandal and shoe line.”

Now we know what Hailey Glassman sees in him…good grief…men can be so dense sometimes. LOL

Let’s all do the Jon-is-a-douchbag song!

“Jon is a douch, he’s a big, fat douch.

A douche.

A douche.

A douchety douch!”

That is one big bananna with a phallus head out in front of the LILY for men store. Perfect for the entrance to the Gosselin compound for a mail box it would save Kate running out to get her male everyday..

Christian is just using Jon to get at sour puss Kate.

We HATE Christian Audigier in France and we hate these horrible and ridiculous clothes who make you to look foolish!! Nobody wears these stuff in France and we joke about him, please American people I love you but stop to buy these ****, seriously this guy is a crook !

Those flaming hot coral pink pants are the ultimate in birthcontrol.

This Christian Audigier guy is a little on the crispy side.

this guy is a piece of ****. shame on him for putting posters of him and mj
like they were best friends. poor michael.. christian shame on you !!!

Personally, I don’t see anything strange about Jon Gosselin sowing his wild oats. He was 22 when he married Kate and within a couple years he was saddled with EIGHT kids!! Now he’s running around with a EuroTrash designer on a yacht in the South of France!! I say, more power to him!! I hope he makes tons of money and totally enjoys his new life. At least Kate can’t nag him anymore!! And some of you need to stop judging . . . I’m talking to you Jared!!!

@nonnymouse:

Now that made me laugh out loud.

As a part- time pro Jon troll I can’t help him out here. Very Slimy Jon. You are digging your hole deep son. Off to the many LW political sites to make fun of Cheney .

wow jon, wow! definitely going thru a midlife crisis. isnt it a little early for that tho. he’s a DOUCHEbag now! its a shame. kates at home having picnic with 8 kids and he’s on a yacht with some hussy

NUMBER # 38. ” JON-IS-A-DOUCHE-BAG.. LOL.LOL.LOL.
I wrote on the their ” last douche bag site ,” that Hailey saw him coming, and all we need was another freaking shoe and sandal line. Why didn’t her famous plastic surgeon father help her start one, if she needed the backing ? Or isn’t his name good enough to follow her around like Jon’s is. She IS a true ” DOUCHE BAG ” and everyone can see her coming and going both ways. I can’t believe that TLC is actually going to show her ugly little face on the air. Don’t they know that is exactly WHAT SHE WANTS??? IDIOT GUYS!!!!!!
You would have thought after all this time working with stupid people, they would have at least ONE figured out. At least for the children’s sake. But, instead of focusing on their welfare and what they are doing, and talking to them, the show has turned into a cheesy, nightmarish, whorish, scandalish, greedy, money-grabbing, back-stabbing, two-faced, arrgnant, self-absorbed, and rude soap opera.
WE JUST NEED TO RE-NAME THE SHOW GUYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND TAKE A BET ON LONG IT TAKES HAILEY TO BECOME PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. ” HOW THE GOSSELIN’S SCREWED THE PUBLIC !

Please send in your suggestions on a new name. Oh, a new Gosselin in the womb by this time next year!

horrible fashion

you don’t seem to like him very much Jared. Hehe. He’s such a tool! How he could be off with his fug gf and leave his fame wanting soon to be ex wife with the kids is appaling. I mean sure Kate is no prize, but she’s with their kids. Taking care of them. Dude is a complete douche.

Ha ha..the big yellow thing in the 3rd picture looks like a big d i ck …guess it fits right in.

I am now more concerned about poor France. That stupid French man posing in front of ??? And Jon, go back to the States to be a FATHER! I feel sorry for those children. Their mother is a nurse, but …
I guess I am behind the times. Jon should go back to school to get a degree in order to get a good job to support his family. Sad world. No more comments!

I can’t blame Kate for being angry over these photos. How embarassing for the children. Jon even looks uncomfortable himself. I don’t understand why he would be trying to get his new girlfriend a business deal. Is he a business partner with this designer?

Jon is the big *****. What an a-hole. I usto like him not any more!!

jon really thinks he’s the ****

ED HARDY IS REVOLTING. how ANYONE thinks it looks good is beyond me. DIsgusting!

For BFFs, they sure don’t look very happy…

I feel so bad for Kate. She is taking care of the kids while Jon is prancing his ***** around

I don’t get it. He didn’t want to be in the spotlight on the show. He hated the paparazzi. Apparently he changed his mind!

everyone seems to forget that jon is half french which is probably the reason he’s in FRANCE!!! he’s not made of the same country trash stock that kate is. besides, he’s only been there for a few days. every parent is allowed a few days away from their kids, so lighten up!!

you single/abandoned mom’s on this site need to stop projecting your misery onto this man who has moved on from a 10yr abusive relationship. kate is a monster and picked a submissive, 23yr old guy she thought would be too scared to leave her but he did!! he’s 32 NOT 62, so what if he’s dating a younger girl. i’m sure kate has moved on to.

@mslewis:

He made the choice to get married. He made the choice to have the twins. He made the choice to go through a second round of fertility treatment which gave him 6 more kids. He should have made the choice to grow up and take responsibility, too.

Sad thing is that those 8 kids didn’t have a choice to be born into this dysfunction.

@chris:

Kate’s a piece of crap, too. Both of them are. Doesn’t absolve him from being a decent human being though. If I was their kid, I’d be mortified to be seen in public after all the nonsense these two have pulled.

God for someone who says they want to get out of the limelight… he’s really handing Kate a divorce and full custody on a single platter.

But seriously, if this is the “real Jon” that he said he was trying to be on last season’s finale, I actually feel a little bit bad for Kate for having to be married to such an idiot.

She’s trailer trash, pure-d white trailer trash. Those little lost lambs will never recover from this. Dysfunctional parents make for dysfunctional emotionally traumatised children. Poor little lambs.

Just when you think either of these two couldn’t do anything more to humiliate their children there they go. Both should just GO AWAY!

It seems he’s found a quick way to comfort himself..after 10 years of marriage! This is disgusting! If he wants to have a lover then keep her in the house at leat for now out of respect for your children! I mean, they announced their divorce like a month ago and now he’s showing off his new girlfriend….Really pathetic.

Did you hear that Jon and his newest girlfriend are going to be designing the clothes together and HIS KIDS will model them in ads. WHAT A SMUCK!!!! I now really hope Kate totally cuts of his nuts in the divorce and hands it to him. This guys needs to grow up!!!! LOSER

AND THE GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF!!!!

Jon needs to GROW UP. No repect whatsoever for his family at all.

And I will NEVER BUY ANY ED HARDY CLOTHING just out of principle. They pick a philandering husband with 8 kids as their new rep. They’re asses too!!! NEVER NEVER NEVER will I buy from them again.

BOY COTT ED HARDY KIDS CLOTHES

DON’T BUY ED HARDY KIDS CLOTHES!

Please show the pictures of Jon and Hailey sucking on cigarettes. Does Kate smoke also?

Jon is a slug and Kate is a *****, but this Hailey is the lowest for going after a man with eight children.

I think smoking celebrities should be revealed. Why do photographers cover for them and their habit?

for some one who didn;t like the spot light he sure is soaking up more than the sun

Now people can see Jon’s true colours!!! He is a DOUCHE BAG!

@nonnymouse: I got a pay in cut and higher insurance rates!!

Is there anything these 2 won’t do to exploit these poor kids!!!! Someone take these kids away from these 2 self centered fame whores. I must say Jon You are making Kate look good, I didn’t think that was possible but you have stooped to a new low. How very sad!

Well truthfairy, if you were one of the kids who would you want parenting them. One who has no directions, goals, ambitions, motivations, and no clues on going a life’s journey with having a gf with several criminal records, or someone who might be too direct, possibly OCD, but the bottom line is at least she cares about the kids. Yes, sure Jon cares about the kids when he’s riding the four-wheeler, or putting up a Fourth of July fireworks because it’s the best interest for himself, If the kids were left to Jon, they all are in deep trouble. I’m sure all tthe intelligent and smart people knows this already. Please don’t take this personally. But I believe what I believe and from my opinion, this is a fact.

How the hell does he know Christian Audigier???

KATE WAS VERBALLY, MENTALLY & EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE TOWARDS JON. Jon’s a good guy. COME ON… LOOK AT HIM! WOULD HE BE THE TYPE OF MAN TO LEAVE THE WOMAN HE LOVES? Think about it.
He left Kate because she was awful to him. DIDN’T ANYONE SEE HOW SHE WAS SCREAMING & YELLING AT & DEGRADING HIM RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS IN THE KITCHEN NONSTOP OVER AND OVER AGAIN TILL EVERYONE’S EARS WERE BLEEDING, JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED A MOMENT IN THE KITCHEN TO MAKE SOME KOREAN DISH FOR HIS FAMILY.
I wanted to punch her out myself!
ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN TORTURED IN A RELATIONSHIP KNOWS WHAT JON HAS HAD TO GO THRU.
KATE ACTS LIKE A DICTATOR. This type of thing wears you out physiclly and mentally. I’m glad JOn got out of this relationship. He deserves better. If he was smoking or drinking or anything as a result… that is a sign of someone who has been in a troublesome life, usually because of a disfunctional family or marriage. Good for her for being a strong part of the kids’ lives. I totally commend her for that. But NO MAN or WOMAN will put up wih someone like that for long. It’s just like saying that if someone monetarily supports you, they have the right to degrade and abuse you. Not so! I don’t care what Kate does that is so heroic, she has no right to be so HOT-HEADED with the man who only showed her RESPECT!
NOT EVEN KATE’S OWN BROTHER & SISTER-IN-LAW SUPPORTED KATE! THEY WENT ON NBC OR ABC’S DAYTIME TALK SHOW TO ACTUALLY SPEAK OUT AGAINST THEM. THAT TAKES BAWLS TO DO THAT TO YOUR OWN FAMILY MEMBERS. THEY MUST HAVE FELT REAL NEGATIVITY TOWARDS THEM FOR KATE’S OWN BROTHER & HIS WIFE TO SAY SOMETHING.

WTF . . .I thought he wanted to be out of the spotlight . . .now he seems to want it. He is such an ****.

getalife @ 07/13/2009 at 9:07 am @chris:

Kate’s a piece of crap, too. Both of them are. Doesn’t absolve him from being a decent human being though. If I was their kid, I’d be mortified to be seen in public after all the nonsense these two have pulled.
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thanks getalife. that’s exactly my point too. good to see you are unbiased.

TC @ 07/13/2009 at 12:05 pm TLC is a disgusting network for being allowed to have continued to have this program on for so long knowing the real scoop on these two go for nothing free loaders and for being allowed to exploit those children for nothing more than profit.

This man-child had those kids so get your sorry ass home and take care of them. Man up and work on your marriage for the sake of your children and take care of them with that women you married.

Too bad it didn’t work out like you wanted. . .That’s life baby. . . you made your bed now sleep in it until those 8 kids grow up.
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truth!

truthfairy @ 07/13/2009 at 3:20 pm @Becky: These kids aren’t safe with any of them. They’ve already been damaged by their mother’s trashy, whorish behaviour, now they’re being damaged by the father’s. They aren’t parents, how dare they call themselves parents. They’re a national disgrace to the idea of good parenting.
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truth. good to see you’re unbiased. screw them both!!! and screw tlc.

@bleh: =]]