Mischa Wants Jake
Eva Longoria thinks she's fat: "I think I'm putting on weight because I'm in love and I don't need to try any more."
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Longoria needs to shut the fuck up. Fucking whore,
Umm, how do we know Mischa 'wants' Jake? Has she said? Umm, nope. Another story from another storytelling paper...