Pitts Make Namibia Popular
Namibia has become the subject of huge interest in the US since the arrival of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to the country's US ambassador. "The Namibian embassy in Washington DC has been inundated with calls from the US media and individuals," said Hopelong Ipinge. The film star couple arrived in the south African country in early April with Jolie's two adopted children. Jolie, who is eight months pregnant, is expected to give birth there. It will be an honour for Namibia to become the birthplace of her child," Ms. Ipinge said. She added that some American TV stations has asked for Namibian tourism marketing videos after requests from viewers.Namibia, Africa :: Above is Brad Pitt, 42, and Angelina Jolie, 30, leaving an African jewelry shop and loading into their Range Rover earlier this week. More pictures in the gallery!
Vintage Brad Pitt, anyone? Brad Pitt made a guest appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno back on November 21, 2001. Brad starred in a series of skits to promote Spy Game and in this particular sketch, he tried to get people to watch his film. One old man refuses to watch the film and Brad asks if there's anything he could do to change his mind. It then cuts to the two of them in bed and a naked / shirtless Brad asks, "Now are you going to watch the film?", the old man replies, "maybe."
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# 148 | Lola
Oh man! I bet that was a fun watch. I'm not a bit GC fan, but I DO love his quick wit. He is such a reincarnation of Cary Grant it's not funny. I'm so glad they acknowledged Angelina as being one of the /or the catalyst for bringing Darfur to the attention of so many. I love it.
jpf
#151 Lola,He made a reference that someone really needs to tell this woman that when she goes on vacation it's ok to bring home a t-shirt(not a kid).I understand he's a comedian,but I thought the joke was tacky.
cindy2, I guess it would be an IP ban or something. I don't know if that would mean extra expense for him. He has done a lot while have been gone to improve the site. It hasn't been that long since he moved to his own server so I know he's putting a lot into this.
I'd also like to know about T-shirt joke. Do you have a link Lou??
# 152 | Original jpf
I adore Clooney and his arrogant ways and you are so right when you say he is the reincarnation of Cary Grant. Bill Maher has said some off color things about Angie but for the most part he is very pro Angie. In my opinion so is Jon Stewart, Jay Leno, and David Letterman. I can always laugh at a good Brangelina joke.
sorry lou, you were quicker to the post button that me
#154 dolophingirl,I heard about the joke on tv.I don't mind a good Brangelina joke,but they should leave this kid's out of it.
Bill Maher is coming on in 7 minutes on the East coast of the US. I didn't see the George Clooney interview, just heard about it, so I'm excited to check it out.
# 155 | Lola |
When I say I'm not a big GC fan, I need to clarify that I like him more than his acting, but then again I haven't seen much of his output since he was on ER lol. Regarding the tv hosts, I know Leno adores her, and in general, she's IMO liked pretty much across the board with all you mentioned, and I think yeah, they like her as a straight man looking at her as a woman, but I also think they just like her in general.
jpf
# 157 | Original jpf
I agree they just like her in general. Yes, it helps that she's beautiful (Angelina) but I really think they adore Angie, if you know what I mean.
You should really give Clooney another try. I never liked him in the Facts of Life (LOL) or didn't care for him on ER (but to be fair I really didn't watch the show) but you have to see him in Syriana. He was outstanding. Also, I think Matt Damon should have gotten an oscar nod for his character. JMHO
Well it's getting late,I need to go to bed.Goodnight all and have a good weekend.
# 155 | The Real Lou
I agree, that's pretty tasteless. And I'm sure the only people who found it humorous are the type who sometimes troll here and say the vulgar stuff that Jared deletes.
http://www.movieweb.com/news/67/12367.php
i like david. its so perfect ensemble
# 156 | Lola |-Oh my god that was funny.!!!
Especially, when George talks about Brad and the new baby coming,. I hope someone taped it. I was supposed to be sleeping, but thanks to you "I am wide eyed and bushy-tailed" :)
# 126 | Lola
Yeah, I know it's just gossip. I was being sarcastic about Inarritu. I don't know why but I keep having to explain my sarcasm to people. I'd use smileys to indicate it but I hate the suckers.
Oh man! I bet that was a fun watch. I'm not a bit GC fan, but I DO love his quick wit.
# 150 | Original jpf
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Hey JPF...I wouldn't put that remark down to GC's quit wit so much as stealing Billy Bob's line. A while back someone asked Billy Bob about AJ being pregnant and he laughed and put up his hands and said, "Don't look at me....that's not my kid."
Disclaimer! If you do not like Angelina or Britney jokes that involve children DO NOT READ the following:
Bill Maher has a new rule on his website
New Rule: Angelina Jolie must adopt Britney Spears' baby. Britney Spears was recently blessed with a drooling, helpless, little dependent. And after marrying Kevin Federline, they had a baby. Since then, that baby's been dropped and misplaced more often than a set of car keys. First, Britney blamed the nanny, then she blamed the high chair, then she blamed the media. Hold on, I think we've found a replacement for Scott McClellan!
# 164 | Passing Through
I thought I was good at getting sarcasm but apparently I was wrong. LMAO
CHINNIFER MANISTON IS A PIECE OF SHIT UGLY WHORE DUMB ASS NO TALENT NO CAREER BEADY EYES NO TITS NO NOTHING ASS HOLE!!!!!
This is the Late Late Evening Update from Talk of the JustJared
Nation in NYC.
In ongoing stories circulating in Washington today, it was
announced that Freedom Fighters form JJ, armed with smelling
salts and air fresheners were spotted lurking the FF compound
this evening. Unfortunately the odors and over all stench within
the compound was so repulsively bad that they were forced to
leave without much hope of overcoming the state of affairs inside.
One Freedom Fighter who wishes to remain anonymous stated " it
was so vile in there that we just couldn't stay long at all" Even tough there were some pretty ass kicking Jolie fans in here."
"Presence in the region is just one of our goals" sates another
Freedom Fighter. "Our overall objective is to aide and support the
Jolie fans already living inside the compound. By formulating and
building upon these insurgents strengths, perhaps the
foundation of the human terrain in there could shift to PRO Jolie-
Pitt. On the down side , education and personal hygiene rebuilding
efforts could take several years. The KTB however still feel the effort is worth the money spent in the region to disarm the incredible body odor and debilitating stench @ F1st.
In Local news an unfortunate Jolie" DISLIKER" known as
"Handicapped Kid" was tar and feathered by angry Joli & Pitt
"LiKERS". "Handicapped Kid" sent a stir of disgruntled patrons to
take serious action and have this ill minded simpleton reported for
abuse. Thanks to the quick and immediate action of the editor
and chief of the JJ Nation, Lumpia Lovarh, the cretin was
permanently eradicated from the premises.
A Follow up continues of the horrendous aggravated assault
case of African Girl in Chicago this past week that left her laying in
a pool of blood near death late Wednesday night. "Ms Missy" who
was taken into custody at the Cook County Detention Center
following her arrest Thursday for nicking African Girl's heart with a
dagger, has been maintained under heavy security at the County
jail. Early reports this morning tell us, Ms Missy stood before the
Honorable Judge Judy in Court room #69 along side her public
defender "JESS", entering a plea of "NOT GUILTY". Astounded
prosecutors, who felt this was an "open and shut case" were
surprised..... yet assured about their defense, as their was a"
witness" present at the scene of the crime who made a 911 call.
"African girl's cousin Dubai, witnessed the crime and is expected
to be making a statement tomorrow morning regarding her
cooperation with the prosecution". Confident of the witness first
hand account and the overwhelming evidence at the crime scene,
prosecutors for African Girl, prestigious Malibumom from LA and
Medlaw said "This case WILL go to trial... and not only will Ms
Missy be found guilty, her accomplice "Jazzy" still at large, will
eventually be apprehended personally By CIA Director Rude-Dog.
Speculation within the department of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation believe this case is going to "crack open" a series of
arrests leading to the notorious gang known as the "CREEPS" that
include fellow gang members, AJ Acting, ASH, Lauren,
Handicapped Kid, Liz, Fuck Off Idiots AJ sucks,and other yet
undisclosed associates. Quoted this morning leaving the
Courthouse steps, Malibumom surrounded by a sea of paparazzi
and reporters, reiterated that "ALL of these offenders of peace
and love will eventually be apprehended and brought to justice ."
On the Entertainment scene, theaters around the country
were still empty despite
an enthusiastic attempt of Aniston fans promoting Jennifer's
movie "Friends with Money". Gossips are reporting that
Aniston has bought a house in Lake Forest Illinois with boyfriend
Vince Vaughn even though he won't be spending much time
there as he has committed to another movie that will keep
him abroad in Europe for several months. Aniston is seeking
therapy on the best way to handle the "BREAK" in fear of creating
another pity party. A close friend said" Jen will be fine, Op-rah-rah lives in Chicago. There will be no time for a pity party .
Oprah has a long list of friends here that can keep Jen booked for months promoting their salons and Mexican restaurants" Saddened by her trip and disappointment in NYC this last week Jen did receive confirmation By Steve Huvane her publicist, that their is hope that the Bermuda triangle will gain momentum come June with the releases of both her upcoming film with Vince Vaughn and MAMS new DVD release with what appears to be a "real live story".
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie continue to heat up the magazines
and entertainment publications with family bliss despite the news
that Lindsay Lohan might be stopping by in Africa to say "HI remember me?"
This is Moi Jade reporting from JJPBS in NYC.
Good Night and Sweet Dreaming.
If anyone is interested in registering for the Global Campaign for
Education (GCE), that Angie is supporting here is the link.
http://www.campaignforeducationusa.org/
Sponsored by Guli for Joli-Pitt Humanitarian Efforts.
Moi Jade haahaahaaha
you did it again. hahahaha
Moi Jade: Enough of your ranting. Not cute or funny anymore. Retire your schtick dear, thanks.
Why doesn't Jared limit characters again - these long posts like Moi Jade are totally annoying.
Brad has to go to the ends of the earth to forget about me. How sad. It is clear he misses me. Like Innarutu said, Brad did not know how to confront Jen who he has a deep affection for.
Brad is hurting for Jen. How sad.
#171 | Princess Aniston | actually according to what you read Brad is instantaneously and passionetly in love with Angie..but he cannot fight..Angie makes it insane.
# 170 | To moi Jade |hey dude if you don't like it don't read it.
#119 | Passing through | since there is no comfirmation from a Namibian news paper,magasine or an article on the Namibian webside that brad has left their country i don't belive a single word.The more insane the item is the more mags they will sell.
YES YES YES, WE KNOW ANGIE IS BEAUTIFUL AND BAMZ AND BRAD NOW READ THIS AND DO SOMETHING - DON'T LOOK AWAY PEOPLE!!:
More than 3.4 million people have been affected by conflict in the Darfur region of Sudan. UNICEF is providing desperately needed food, shelter and medicine for children and families living in overcrowded refugee camps. Donate now to support UNICEF's work for the children of Sudan.
Darfur. Are you tired of the word? If you answer "yes," you can "turn the page." Each day that the world turns away from the suffering of 3 million people brings them one step closer to hunger, disease and death. They can’t turn the page.
Despite the appalling loss of human life caused by violence in the vast region of western Sudan, even more potent killers have been kept at bay. Malnutrition and disease, let loose on the population of Darfur, could make the tragedy exponentially worse.
Crowded into camps, the displaced people whose lives and livelihoods have been turned upside down by the conflict are surviving. But their lives hang by a thread, depending almost entirely on humanitarian assistance.
It is the enormous international relief effort — the largest and costliest in the world — that is keeping millions of people alive. A humanitarian paradise encouraging dependency? Far from it. Given half a chance — quarter of a chance — those in the camps would go home tomorrow.
But they don’t yet have that chance. With conflict continuing and peace talks faltering, returning home is not an option. Since the start of 2006, more than 70,000 people have been freshly displaced by fighting. Some of the 1.8 million homeless people have run from violence for the second or third time.
Throughout 2005, contributions from donors worldwide meant massive amounts of food and other aid including nutrition supplements, medical supplies, vaccinations and shelter were delivered to the people of Darfur. Incredible investments were made to improve water and sanitation, to provide basic education, and to set up a transport and logistics system. Each month, tens of thousands of tons of aid are moved over remote and inhospitable terrain, despite eruptions of open conflict and banditry.
And it has worked. A nutrition survey last September found that malnutrition levels were half what they had been a year previously — on average just below the emergency threshold.
if Im not mistaken the gossip about Brad flyring to the US to talk to a doctor about Z's health came from In touch or Life & sytle, or one of the tabs, and these internet blogs picked them up, it was about 1-2 weeks ago already. So, its plain rumour, since we have heard and seen them just this week and everything seems to be ok. If its new, there seems to be no news about in in google or yahoo.
GO TO: BEAWITNESS.ORG
AND DO SOMETHING:
Genocide is the ultimate crime against humanity. And a government-backed genocide is unfolding in the Darfur region of the Sudan. As the horror in Darfur continues, our major television news networks are largely missing in action.
During June 2005, CNN, FOXNews, NBC/MSNBC, ABC, and CBS ran 50 times as many stories about Michael Jackson and 12 times as many stories about Tom Cruise as they did about the genocide in Darfur.
Whether it is coverage of the civil rights movement in the 1950s and 60s, the Ethiopian famine in the 1980s, or recent coverage of the tsunami, television news can help stop grave injustices and end human suffering. Increased television coverage of the genocide in Darfur has the power to spur the action required to stop a devastating crime against humanity.
Genocide in Darfur is happening right before our eyes. Ask our networks why we can't see it.
Jolie Takes Out Ad for Darfur Aid
By WENN| Friday, April 21, 2006
HOLLYWOOD - Crusading actress Angelina Jolie plans to take out a large advertisement in USA Today next week, urging an end to the violence in Darfur, Sudan.
The Tomb Raider star and United Nations Goodwill ambassador is preparing for the upcoming birth of her baby with Brad Pitt, but felt compelled to draw attention to the plight of people in Darfur.
Jolie tells People magazine, "I chose to take out this ad because when Congress returns from recess, they have the chance to fully fund peacekeepers in Darfur.
"The situation in Darfur has been going on far too long. It's only getting worse.
"Reports are pouring in about mass atrocities including children getting raped and killed.
"If people are aware of the facts, I believe many will be driven to action."
The Mr. and Mrs. Smith star, who noted in the ad, "I'm an actress, and certainly no foreign policy expert," has visited the region twice--once in October 2004 and again in June 2005.
#177 |DARFUR INFO| thanks for the info dude.I will send my letter as soon as i can.
#174 |Fiona|No fiona you're not mistaken.Actually that goosip was from daily star a very trashy tabloid mag and the internet blogs pick the same story adding their own comments about it.I searched the yahoo news for that but it only has the same item wich have been posted in www.magastar.co.Nothing deferent.I don't no if it's new or not but if it was written 1 week ago and the blogs just posted yesterday so for sure it's a stupid rumor.
Here is another article on the mysterious firing of Angelina's agents.
Angelina Jolie Splits With Brad Pitt's Agents
She dumps Hollywood firm....
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By: Chris Taylor on 4/29/2006
Angelina Jolie has fired the Hollywood agents she shares with her boyfriend Brad Pitt.
The Tomb Raider actress has only been on CAA’s books for just over a year, in which time she made Mr And Mrs Smith with Pitt – leading to a relationship which has led to Jolie expecting their first child together.
However, Jolie’s had enough and has now dumped the agency, with CAA confirming that “she is no longer a client”.
It is believed the sexy star will remain a free agent, rather than seeking other representation.
To MOI JADE / AFRICAN GIRL et al
There are many BAMZ fans out here who love this website , as it's probably the best site for BAMZ news
But some of you, though occasionally amusing, have turned it into some sycophantic clicquey chat room. Most of which I can skip through and avoid, but huge volumes of absolute crap ,in bold type, putting in the names of your little buddies into stupid stories, followed by endless entries by the rest of you saying lame self congratulatory hi fives, of aren't we so witty etc, is the last straw!!
Some of us on this site may have a genuine affection and respect for BAMZ etc and are tired of you treating it like your personal juvenile chat room, why not go and create a separte chat room to swap stupid ,madeup bold print stories in