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First Baby Brangelina Photos

Sometime in the coming weeks, perhaps as soon as the first week of May, somewhere in the world -- probably Paris, but possibly Los Angeles, or maybe even Addis Ababa -- Angelina Jolie will bequeath unto the celebrity weeklies a gift so magnificent that, until recently, few imagined such a thing was possible. She will give birth to Brad Pitt’s child. ¶ Not since Jesus has a baby been so eagerly anticipated. Actually, forget Jesus. Only three wise men turned up to greet him in the manger. The Brangelina baby -- as the megawatt couple’s spawn is known, at least until its parents give it a proper name -- has People, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star, and Life&Style (working, of course, on behalf of the millions and millions of readers they serve) awaiting the newborn’s arrival, all of them hoping and scheming and planning to voyage to the ends of the Earth, if that’s what it takes, to get a first -- preferably the first -- glimpse of the blessed child. ¶ Why are people, and People, so desperate to see the Brangelina baby? The men and women who helm the celebrity weeklies have an easy answer. Their readers, they explain, view celebrities as their friends; and as they would be with any friends, they’re interested in their so-called life events. The big three of life events, the theory goes, are weddings, breakups, and babies -- hence the celebrity weeklies’ laserlike focus on celebrity weddings, celebrity divorces, and celebrity babies.
These people are not Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or any of their children. Sorry. But at least there’s no digital manipulation here! These are models who specializes in staging fictitious scenes involving celebrity look-alikes.  Read the full article after the jump, more pictures in the gallery!


Not Since Jesus

New York Magazine
While humanity awaits the arrival of the BRANGELINA BABY, the paparazzi scheme and scramble for a shot at the biggest score of all time.

Sometime in the coming weeks, perhaps as soon as the first week of May, somewhere in the world—probably Paris, but possibly Los Angeles, or maybe even Addis Ababa—Angelina Jolie will bequeath unto the celebrity weeklies a gift so magnificent that, until recently, few imagined such a thing was possible. She will give birth to Brad Pitt’s child.

Not since Jesus has a baby been so eagerly anticipated. Actually, forget Jesus. Only three wise men turned up to greet him in the manger. The Brangelina baby—as the megawatt couple’s spawn is known, at least until its parents give it a proper name—has People, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star, and Life&Style (working, of course, on behalf of the millions and millions of readers they serve) awaiting the newborn’s arrival, all of them hoping and scheming and planning to voyage to the ends of the Earth, if that’s what it takes, to get a first—preferably the first—glimpse of the blessed child.

Why are people, and People, so desperate to see the Brangelina baby? The men and women who helm the celebrity weeklies have an easy answer. Their readers, they explain, view celebrities as their friends; and as they would be with any friends, they’re interested in their so-called life events. The big three of life events, the theory goes, are weddings, breakups, and babies—hence the celebrity weeklies’ laserlike focus on celebrity weddings, celebrity divorces, and celebrity babies.

But even for a life event, celebrity-weekly editors go on to explain, the Brangelina baby is particularly enticing. For one, there’s the simple matter of aesthetics. “The parents happen to be two of the most gorgeous people on the planet. How gorgeous is that baby going to be?” wonders Bonnie Fuller, the editorial director of American Media, whose stable of magazines includes Star. Dan Wakeford, an executive editor of In Touch, offers a tentative answer: “This could possibly be the most beautiful baby in the history of the world.” Even more than looks, there’s the backstory. “There’d be a lot of interest if it was Jennifer Aniston’s baby,” explains an editor at one celebrity weekly, “but with Brangelina, there’s that extra factor that the Hollywood golden couple was broken up so that this relationship, and this baby, could happen . . . I mean, this is the baby Jen wouldn’t give Brad, and the fact that it’s Angelina giving it to him—my feeble little mind can barely handle it!”

In that sense, the birth marks the end of a modern fairy tale, the sentimental made-for-TV-movie moment of the happy new family in their cocoon of bliss (and for added narrative pleasure, there’s poor Aniston off smoking and getting naked in a bad-looking movie with chubby Vince Vaughn). Whoever contrives to get the shot of the gorgeous Pitt-Jolie offspring will not only enjoy a lucrative windfall. They’ll give us the closure we all crave, while throwing open the door to the next serial fairy tale (the inevitable marital bumps, etc.) that will delight and/or disgust millions of us around the world—and sell a ton of magazines. But first, the photo, or what Debra Birnbaum, the deputy editor of Life&Style, calls “the Holy Grail of celebrity journalism.”

The Brangelina-baby photo hunt is unusual insofar as the hunters seem more beleaguered than the prey. Ask any Sears studio photographer what it’s like to shoot a squirming 1-month-old posed on a bearskin rug, and he’ll tell you that it’s not easy. Now, imagine trying to get a candid, on-the-move shot of a baby whose parents are doing everything in their considerable power to prevent you from taking their child’s picture, and you have an idea of the difficulties facing a paparazzo on a typical celebrity-baby assignment. “Weddings are so much easier,” says one with a sigh. “At least with those you’re dealing with full-sized people.”

To gauge just how challenging a celebrity-baby photo hunt can be, consider the last big one—which was for Sean Preston Federline. Steve Ginsburg, who abandoned his bartending gig to become a Los Angeles paparazzo and who has made a handsome living ever since, had high hopes for landing the first picture of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s baby. He tracked the singer in the final months of her pregnancy, studying her moves, learning her habits, trying to glean as much information about her as he could—so that, when her due date arrived, he would be in position to land an exclusive. Of course, Ginsburg wasn’t the only one doing such legwork, and when he showed up one day in mid-September outside the Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center—where Spears had checked in under an assumed name—he discovered the place already swarming with paparazzi. “It was a spectacle,” Ginsburg says.

Once upon a time, a photographer on the baby hunt might have tried to sneak into the hospital, like the Italian paparazzo Adriano Bartoloni did after Pope John Paul II was shot in 1981. Bartoloni persuaded a family friend who worked in the intensive-care unit to put his name on a visitors list; he made it all the way to the door of the pope’s private room before a security guard caught him. But with privacy laws and celebrities’ private security forces being what they are today, such feats of derring-do are a thing of the past. And so the paparazzi camped outside the hospital, where they were constantly watched by Spears’s security guards, some of whom took their own pictures of the photographers. Their hope was to spot Spears leaving the building to go home with her new baby. But they never did. That’s because, according to one paparazzo who was at the hospital, Spears had her team wheel an empty carriage out to a waiting car; as the paparazzi fixated on that, Spears and baby absconded in the back of an ambulance to her home in Malibu. (In this instance, photographers at least have the small comfort of knowing how they were fooled, unlike in 1997 when Michael Jackson vanished from Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles with his newborn. “The hospital was completely surrounded by photographers . . . If they’d all held hands, they could have formed a human chain around the place,” recalls Kevin Smith, the owner of the Splash photo agency. “And he still managed to get out with the baby and no one saw him. To this day we have no idea how he did it.”)

In Malibu, the baby hunt continued as paparazzi staked out Spears’s house. But it was largely to no avail. “She basically disappeared,” says Ginsburg. “Nobody had a for-sure sighting of her for months.” Making matters worse, there were no nearby homes for the paparazzi to commandeer that afforded a good view of Spears’s property, such as the one German photographers rented for $5,000 a day in 1996 to snap the first pictures of an unaware Madonna and her new baby, Lourdes, reportedly pocketing $150,000. And while the photo agency X17 did lease a helicopter and squeeze off a few shots of Spears in her backyard holding a small, blanketed bundle, the pictures were grainy and blurry and apparently did not fetch a very high price from the handful of celebrity weeklies that ran them. (A staffer at a magazine that passed on the pictures doubts the bundle even contained a human being: “It was a dog wrapped in a blanket, or maybe a doll.”) Baby pictures stolen from a private photo shoot were briefly available online until they were removed after the threat of a lawsuit. Finally, in November, the photo hunt essentially came to an end when Spears released those pictures to People. The paparazzi skulked away from Spears’s home with nothing to show for their weeks of effort. Says one bitter paparazzo: “The whole thing was a giant cluster-fuck, a total waste of time.”

And yet, like moths to a flame, the paparazzi are getting ready for the Brangelina baby. According to those whose business it is to know such things, Jolie will likely give birth at Paris’s American Hospital during the first week of May, although she’s also believed to have booked rooms at Cedars-Sinai and Malibu’s St. John’s Hospital and may have done the same at hospitals in London, Berlin, and a Third World country—possibly Ethiopia, from where she adopted her daughter, Zahara. (Some of the same people who claim to have a good idea about where and when Jolie will give birth also seem to have a good idea about how: They say it will be a C-section. They also say it’s a boy.)

So, with Paris looking at the moment like the best bet, the paparazzi are brushing up on their French—and feeling a touch frénétique. “It’s like going to the moon,” complains one American paparazzo who has shot in Paris. “First of all, there’s the language difference. Second, there’s the traffic. Nowhere in the U.S. has traffic like Paris.” Then there’s the cultural chasm: “They’re Frenchmen and we’re all just stupid Americans. They all think George W. Bush is our father.” Even Paris’s topography conspires against the paparazzi. “In Los Angeles, everyone’s outdoors a lot because of the weather and everyone has backyards,” says Peter Howe, a former director of photography for Life and the author of the book Paparazzi. “In Paris, people are in their apartments, and the landscape isn’t as flat as it is in Los Angeles, and the light isn’t as good.”

Finally, there’s the Princess Di factor. Unlike in Los Angeles, where the paparazzi often pursue their quarry in high-speed car chases and shoot “guerrilla style”—getting right up in celebrities’ faces and blasting them with a flash—Diana’s 1997 death dampened paparazzi culture in Paris. “The paparazzi here discipline themselves,” says Marc Rylewski, a Paris paparazzo who worked in Los Angeles until U.S. immigration authorities threw him out. “They stay ten feet behind, they don’t shoot with flash. No one wants another Princess Di situation.” After Diana, the French also passed stringent anti-paparazzi laws. “If a Paris cop really wanted to press it,” says one paparazzo, “he could arrest us all.”

Why Jolie and Pitt would choose to have their baby in Paris (if that is indeed where they have it) is known only to them. Perhaps it’s because Jolie’s mother is French. Perhaps it’s because they simply like Paris, where the couple—and their two adopted children—has spent much time in recent months. But some wouldn’t put it past Jolie and Pitt to pick Paris simply to make the paparazzi’s lives more difficult. It wouldn’t be out of character. In 2000, when Pitt was marrying Aniston, he had a Los Angeles printer make up invitations with the wrong date and location, knowing someone at the printer would leak the information. Then, in order to thwart the photographers who discovered the wedding’s real location—which was at a friend’s Malibu mansion—and who were tempted to try to shoot the nuptials from helicopters, Pitt supposedly secured a temporary flight restriction over the property, which, as one paparazzo puts it, “is like an act of God . . . That house was like the fucking White House.”

Jolie is usually more accommodating of the shutterbugs, but she too has resorted to extreme measures. Earlier this year, for instance, when she was shooting The Good Shepherd in the Dominican Republic (just before publicly revealing that she was pregnant with Pitt’s child), the film set resembled an armed fortress. “The local security actually had the Dominican military working with them,” says one paparazzo who tried and failed to shoot Jolie (and her by then noticeably growing belly) in Santo Domingo. “If they told you something once and you didn’t do it, you were going to jail.” His local tour guide did, in fact, end up getting arrested.

All of which makes one paparazzo paint a particularly bleak scenario of how the hunt will play out in Paris. As he sees it, he will arrive there a few days before Jolie’s due date and join the stakeout at the couple’s apartment. Then one day he and the rest of the paparazzi pack will follow Jolie and Pitt—who, if habit serves, will travel in an easy-to-spot American-made minivan—to the American Hospital and set up an encampment across the street. “It’s going to be a circus,” the paparazzo predicts. He will do his best to establish his spot, one that gives him a view of as many hospital exits as possible, and then he will wait. While waiting, he may try to make contacts with people inside the hospital and ply them with money to give him even the smallest shards of information—such as which floor Jolie is staying on or which exit the new parents and baby might emerge from when they go home—but he admits the chances of his getting any are slim. “If anyone is going to get inside information,” he complains, “it’ll be the French photographers.”

And then, after a few days, Jolie will leave the hospital with her new baby. Chances are she and Pitt will create a diversion—an empty carriage, a decoy car, something. But even if they don’t, there’s no guarantee a paparazzo will get a good shot of the baby. “It’s going to be very hard, because if you think about it, a newborn is in that ‘carry’ thing, whatever the hell you call it, and you literally need to get up right next to it in order to get a clean shot of the face,” the paparazzo says. When Jolie returns to her apartment, she will be even harder to photograph, since her place is next door to a French-government building, and she typically gets in and out of her car in the government’s secure parking lot. Once Jolie goes inside with her new baby, the photographers will wait again. And wait. And wait some more. Maybe someone will try to bribe a delivery boy for inside information, but there’s no point in trying to bribe the other people who live in Jolie’s building, since, the paparazzo explains, “neighbors won’t give up a neighbor.”

Eventually, this photographer hopes, his fortunes will turn. “The first two weeks after the birth is a zoo,” he says. “But after two weeks, a lot of them start to get fed up—especially if they’re paying serious money for a hotel in Paris. Then there are only five or six guys left. And that’s when you make some money.” Which can be considerable. Although his expenses for the assignment could exceed $10,000 when he factors in flights, hotel, car rental, fuel, parking, meals, international cell-phone calls, and payments for tips, one picture of the Brangelina baby—even if it’s from a distance; even if it’s blurry; even, perhaps, if it’s a nonexclusive—could fetch him $50,000. And, as he calculates it, if he gets a few of those types of pictures each year, along with a steady diet of $1,000 shots, then he’ll make an annual salary in the mid–six figures. "People call you a scumbag pretty much every day,” he concedes, “but it’s nice being able to pay your bills.” And that’s why he plans to go to Paris and stay there for as long as it takes. “You’ve got to outlast the story,” he says. “You’ve just got to spend weeks outside her apartment waiting for her to come out.”

So the Brangelina-baby photo hunt will likely end precisely when and where the proud parents want it to. “If Brad and Angelina do not want anybody to see the baby, then they have the capacity to keep the baby out of the public eye,” says Bonnie Fuller. But at some point, the couple might want to show off their new addition, and there are several tried-and-true strategies Jolie and Pitt can use when it comes to determining who gets the first shot of their baby, and how it’s gotten.

One such strategy is what some paparazzi darkly refer to as “pulling a Sarah Jessica Parker.” After giving birth to her and Matthew Broderick’s first child, James Wilke, at Lenox Hill in 2002, Parker informed the paparazzi that she and her husband and newborn baby would be leaving the hospital through a certain exit at a certain time. At the appointed hour, the threesome marched out and stood on the hospital steps for three or four minutes, letting all those assembled get a good look. That made the paparazzi’s job easy—too easy. The market was flooded with “first photos” of little James Wilke, turning what some predicted would be a million-dollar picture into a discount special. “There were 200 photos of that baby,” says Frank Griffin, co-owner of the photo agency Bauer-Griffin, “and they all sold for $75 a picture.” Which, of course, is exactly what Parker hoped would happen, since, with her baby’s picture now largely worthless, the paparazzi would be more likely to leave her and her family alone.

Parker’s strategy, however, does squander money that could otherwise be put to good use. After Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth to her and Chris Martin’s daughter, Apple, in 2004, Paltrow tipped off an old friend, the photographer Steve Sands, about when and through which exit she’d be leaving her London hospital. Sands snapped a few supposedly “surprise” shots of Paltrow, Martin, and Apple, and sold the pictures for a reported $125,000 to People. “That was my most expensive photo,” says Sands, who wouldn’t confirm an exact figure. He says he’s hoping that Paltrow, who is pregnant again, will give him a similar opportunity with “Apple 2.0.”

Another technique is to steer the money to charity. Last year, for instance, Julia Roberts had her husband, Danny Moder, take pictures of their 3-month-old twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus, and sell the photos to People for a figure that sources say was between $100,000 and $150,000. Roberts then donated the money to an environmental group. Courteney Cox and David Arquette released a picture of their baby daughter, Coco, to the photo agency Wire Image on the condition that all the proceeds go to a charity.

And then, of course, there are the celebrities who pocket the money. Saying who does this is hard, because none of them—or their publicists—will cop to it. But it’s an open secret in the celebrity-publishing game that sometimes a good portion of the money a magazine pays a charity or a photographer or a photo agency for an exclusive first-baby photo finds its way into the bank account of the baby’s parents. The rumors about this practice are particularly vicious when it comes to Spears and Federline.

Officially, the exclusive first photos of Sean Preston that People ran were secured with a donation—said to be in the neighborhood of $500,000—from the magazine to a charity Spears established to help Hurricane Katrina victims. “The money went to the Britney Foundation or whatever it’s called,” says People managing editor Larry Hackett. (Spears’s publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik would not confirm whether her client required that any fee be paid, to charity or otherwise, for the photos.) But that hasn’t stopped many in the industry from openly speculating that the money went elsewhere. “The money didn’t go to charity,” says one industry source, “unless you consider Kevin Federline charity.” Adds an editor at a celebrity weekly: “Britney had it in her prenup that any money they make together he gets half of. This is Kevin’s primary source of income.”

No one thinks Brad and Angelina will sell the first picture of their child in order to fatten their own wallets. But the consensus is that the couple will use it to raise money for one of their favorite charities—probably Yéle Haiti, which was established by Jolie’s friend Wyclef Jean to fund development projects in his native country. This is what Jolie did when she revealed that she was pregnant during a visit to a Yéle Haiti project in January: She allowed one of the charity’s employees to take a picture, which Yéle Haiti then sold to People and its sister publication in Australia for $500,000.

Magazine wranglers have been approaching Pitt’s publicist Cindy Guagenti (Jolie does not have a publicist) to express interest in the first baby photo. “We’re getting offers,” says Guagenti. And while she won’t say any more on the subject, it’s a virtual certainty that those offers are quite substantial—because for a celebrity weekly, the value of landing the first exclusive photo of the Brangelina baby is almost incalculable. Certainly, baby photos will send newsstand sales skyrocketing. Last year, for instance, People’s third best-selling issue was the one with Julia Roberts and her twins on the cover; Us’s second best-selling issue in 2005 featured Jolie and her newly adopted daughter, Zahara, on the cover. “If you sell an extra 300,000 or 400,000 copies at $3.50, there’s a million dollars right there,” says an editor at one weekly. Beyond newsstand sales, there’s the ineffable quality of having the thing that everyone wants. “There’s really no price on that,” says the editor. “Just having it is good for the brand to show readers that your magazine is the one that gets these sorts of photos.” Which is why editors, photographers, and publicists all say that the Brangelina-baby photo could fetch at least $1 million.

Only a handful of magazines have deep enough pockets to pay that sort of price. High-end magazines, such as Vogue and Vanity Fair, could easily afford it, but it’s doubtful Jolie would want to give it to one of them, since those magazines have such long lead times—meaning that Jolie, to guarantee that the photo remained an exclusive, would have to keep her baby out of sight for several months after completing a deal.

That leaves the celebrity weeklies as Jolie’s best option, and, according to people in the industry, there are only two willing and able to pay seven figures for a photo. Although the field is still technically wide open, the Brangelina-baby-photo sweepstakes will likely come down to a duel between OK! and People.

OK!, a venerable British publication that has struggled with its new American version, has no qualms about paying celebrities. The magazine recently paid a reported $3 million for photos of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s wedding that an editor at another celebrity weekly said “looked like they were taken with a camera phone.” Insiders speculate that OK! could shell out as much as $5 million for the Brangelina-baby photo, in the hope of reversing the magazine’s sagging fortunes in the U.S. (Sarah Ivens, OK!’s editor-in-chief, will only say that the magazine’s offer to Jolie and Pitt is “impressive.”) But many say OK! won’t get the photo for any price. “I’d say there’s a zero percent chance that Brad and Angelina will sell their pictures to OK!” says an editor at a magazine that plans to sit out the bidding war. “Say what you will about Brad and Angelina, but they’re not low-rent.”

That makes People—the Goliath among celebrity weeklies, with a circulation of 3.8 million that is more than double that of its nearest competitor, Us Weekly—the odds-on favorite. “People is so skillful at buying pictures but not telling anyone,” says one publicist. “You can do a photo shoot with People and come across as good parents and still get the money. If you do the same thing with OK!, the perception is that you sold your kid.” Hackett is certainly aware of his magazine’s overdog status in the Brangelina-baby sweepstakes. “Experience has shown we tend to treat these people with fairness, and we’re the biggest magazine,” he says. Still, he strongly implies that $5 million is well out of his range. Which may be why, in an effort to hedge its bets, People appears to be currying Jolie’s favor in other ways. In March, the magazine ran a glowing story about an anti-poverty initiative in the tiny African country of Malawi that Jolie has supported. Some in the industry even claim to detect a creeping anti-Aniston bias in People’s pages. “They’ve been totally ragging on Jen,” says the publicist.

Meanwhile, the other celebrity weeklies are hardly planning to go gently into the night. “I don’t think it’s a given that all photos are going to wind up in People,” insists Life&Style’s Birnbaum. “If that’s the case, we should all just fold and pitch our tents elsewhere.” A source at another weekly talks of crafting a pitch that wins over Pitt and Jolie with its goodwill. “We’ll promote your charity, we’ll throw an auction for your charity, we’ll do articles on it in our magazine, we’ll have our staff go volunteer in Africa or Haiti or wherever.”

But an editor at one celebrity weekly takes a more realistic, or perhaps jaundiced, view. “People’s going to get the picture, and there’s nothing we can do about it,” he says. “We’ll just have to counterprogram. Put Nick and Kristin on the cover that week.”

How Much For a Picture
A paparazzo reveals a few rules of the trade.


'It’s all about context.” For instance, a picture of Nicole Richie buying coffee would probably fetch only $1,000. A picture of her eating might go for $10,000 or $15,000, either as an exclusive or sold to five different magazines for $2,000 or $3,000 each. Likewise, Nick Lachey: By himself, maybe $1,000 if you’re lucky, but with another woman, such as Kristin Cavallari, if it’s exclusive it might fetch as much as $100,000. Same goes for George Clooney: a few thousand for a shot of him alone, but much more money for a picture of him with a woman. “There was a horrible photo with him and one of the Desperate Housewives in the back of a car leaving a party, and I heard they made $80,000.”

But when it comes to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, pictures of the two of them together are a dime a dozen, and therefore might not command even $1,000. But pictures of Holmes by herself can get $20,000 or $30,000. “The magazines can say, ‘Where’s Tom? Why isn’t he with her?’ ”

“Anyone in a bikini.” In the past couple of years, Jennifer Lopez has gone from A-list to C-list, and the value of her pictures has plunged. But a few weeks ago she was photographed poolside in Miami in a bikini—a picture that probably had a $25,000 price tag. “Photos of stars in bikinis will go for a minimum of $25,000. They don’t even have to be young.”
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641 Comments Have Already Been Posted

you scared me there

Im I first, Can't wait to see the baby, the 8th wonder of the world

Wow, I had to take a second look!!! I can't wait until they have the little one. I wish them the best, what a wonderful time for them. I can't wait to hear the name and that they got married already!!

Ha,, well I was not first, no matter. still can't wait for this baby, The first public picture will be worth millions. What a lucky pair.

Quoting my fav columnist From The Chicago Suntimes:
Stop it
Stop it Right Now.
(Plugging Quick Takes of Chicago Suntimes)

I am addressing the media and their frenzied attempt to get the picture of the poor baby.

I know, I know, it makes no difference but one can only hope, right?

hahahha who would believe that ?
they should make a movie based on their love story

Oh thank heavens that's not their baby.

woe, it freeks me out to see this dont know why though, there is only one brad pitt, this guy yeah hes good not quite good enough, and as for angie, it a computer image, the only words i can discribe is strange, nice though tho, i think the baby will be much prettier, and poss a girl!

Bah, they don't look anything like B&A. I can't wait to see the the REAL photos of them already!

celebrities are your friends because in real time you don't have any

Why would a mother breast feed in sunglasses?
That's what got me....

Great article, everyone here in the UK are as wrapped up in Brangelina-Aniston 'sick bermuda triangle' gossip as you are. Who ever gets the coveted photos are sure to sell mags big time
Is the baby's due date around the time of Jen's movie with Vince Vaughan?
I don't know how she'll be able to avoid being quizzed on the new baby, while promoting her movie - she still mentions Brad now -how sad!

Wow i havent posted in ages but i got to say something about this. This is nuts ! No this is insane. this kid is not even born and the crazyness is already started someone should start a savings account for the therapy bills for the kid bc this child will have to put up with this crap for the rest of his/her life.

#11 Marie C.-
What mother would change a babies diaper, on a bed with sunglasses?

this is creepy - the whole thing - the kid looks creepy, the parents look creepy, and the factual basis for the pictures is beyond creepy.

#14|?????????????

hey anything to stop the eyes from watering! baby poop smells! lol

#16 stef
LOL, too funny.

I think the real baby of Angelina and Brad will be much much cuter!

OK, OK, OK, This is ridiculous!! I HAVE SEEN IT ALL AND HEARD IT ALL NOW !! Oh my, this poor family needs to be left alone. HAVE A BLAST YA'LL !!

now i can breathe

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I am to please!
glad you liked it.

i find this article to be disturbing and sad.to be hunted like dogs is not something i would wish on anyone .i hope that they escape from the hospital with their child safely and i hope that the photogs never get a shot .

May Born on day is May 7th, It would be a honor if the baby was born on that day.. Well I have my fingers crossed.

The pressure on this child to be beautiful is crazy. People usually grow into their looks. If the child does not look "beautiful" in the eyes of the general public, what then?
The media really need to get a grip, these are real people, that just want to be left alone.
They went all the way to Namibia for privacy, and the paps are still hounding them.
I guess the cost of magafame is costly.

This is crazy. no wonder this family must hide in africa.

:mouth gasps:

Hey Stef, How do I find my way back to the thread where I can get that personal info you sent me?? I am watching the View and they are talking about this ---They mentioned that whoever gets that first photo of the baby could be making 5Million dollars!!!!!!How nuts is that? No wonder Brad has isolated them in Africa!!!

It's no wonder that Brangelina flies all over the world--they must be trying to run the paparazzi ragged while trying to gain a little privacy. I really admire the way they have zipped their lips (as much as I'd like to hear about their relationship from them) and have tried just to go about their lives as privately as possible. You go Brad and Angie. BAMZ+1--Love you!

It really does not matter how the baby looks, Its a baby. And the only thing that matters is that it is loved and cared for. I do understand though, how terrible it must be to know that you are going to have to go to the other side of the world to have your child. I do feel for the Jolie-Pitt family. I sometimes feel a little guilty because I love seeing the family and reading articles about them

The picture on the cover looks more like Brad than the real Brad does right now! I guess it is all illusion and just the right angle. Strange how life is imitating art for this couple and the movie M&MS--they have become a much bigger "target" together than separated, and they are "hunted" by assassins/paparazzi, out to get the most money for the big "shot" or "hit". I am hoping they have found peace now.

hey longhorn law,
http://www.justjared.com/gossip/female_celebrities/angelina_jolie/

and its on the legoland thead i think.
im at work at the mo, so bored! ive done allmy jobs for the day and ive done who evers in tomorrows too!
i know its crazy, i think that if they know that they will do a deal for charity. i really hope they do. cos no pap should get paid for being a stalker!
hows the mouth today?

THIS IS A FORM OF THERAPY FOR JEN ANISTON - TO ACCLIMATIZE HER TO THE UPCOMING SITUATION
LETS HOPE HER THERAPISTS HELP HER TO DEAL WITH BRAD'S NEW FAMILY - AND PREFERABLY IN PRIVATE THIS TIME
MOVING ON WITH HAPPY EVENTS - IN
PUBLICITY SEEKING PITY PARTIES - OUT!

Stef, another M&MS question: How does the movie explain how they wind up back at the therapist's office, perfectly safe and without any fear of being taken out by the their agencies any more? They say they re-built the same house, so they haven't gone into hiding. And how did they explain all that mahem to the police/insurance people??? HMMM. Thinking too much!

mayhem, not mahem, #34...

All this become a little scary and sad .If i was them i would hide in africa me to.

Angie, We are your BAMZ+1 fans, we love you, good luck with the blessed event.Being pregnant is hard enough let alone in the eyes of the world and money hungry paparrazi.We are not in a hury to see the baby's pictures.you show them when the time is right for you and Brad. Giving birth is very hard and very seroius thing, I can believe how the Paparazi are hounding you guys so they can make money

This is so sick, people are crazy, no wonder the BAMZ+1 fanily went to Africa and have tight security

addictedtobamz...
fair point, they took out all the assasins that were sent out to get them, my idea is that because the agencies, one of which belonged to John smith, set a truse of some sort.
they assasin companys have more control over the police, so i expect john smiths company would have picked up the bill, huge money business. thats my thought anyway.

on the new dvd coming out in june there is an alternate ending, where they have a baby together, kinda freeky really.
hows that for you?

Stef- still sore and bleeding a bit . But taking lessons out of JA's book on how to make the most of an oppportunity to have a "pity party". Thanks for the info. Later!

Wow, did you guys notice what the article said about how Brad
managed to get a no fly zone over the Malibu house when he married
Jennifer. This guy is seriously capable when he puts his mind to it.

Noticed too that when ever Brad's kids or Angelina are out, they are accompanied by their bodyguard - Mickey?? When he goes out, he goes out on his own, riding his bike. He's being really protective of his family isn't he. No wonder both Angelina and Brad fly as much as they can. Its about the only time they don't have to worry about the paps or about crazy people around them. It's probably what keeps them sane.

longhorn law,
lol! i like it!
yeah you rest up.
take care. see ya later.

#34...AddictedtoBAMZ+1
Lol....you are over analyzing it. The story line is disjointed but if you want to know more, you can read the book. There are scenes in the book that aren't in the movie.
1)Ever wondered where the got all the guns they used at the end of the movie?

2) At the end of the book, the two agencies had lost all their best agents and needed to recruit more but the also need the best of the bests to train them. Who do they call?
3) At the end of the movies, Jane tells John she wants a baby.
And so much more. The books is nothing much, I finished it in 2 hrs....light entertainment.

hi african girl, who wrote the book i fancy a read?

this is scary!! i love bamz+1 but not this much that they will be hounded like crazy....i hope that brangelina will just give an exclusive pics and interview to people mag to curtail the craziness!!

First Oprah, now Ellen Degeneres. HAH! HAH!

http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/galleries/0,19884,1180158_6,00.html

Ellen and Oprah would kill to have AJ or BP on their show. Fortunately AJ and BP are far smarter and understand the issue of being used and the irrelevancy of having these mongrels back up and justify their personnel lives.

"I mean, this is the baby Jen wouldn’t give Brad, and the fact that it’s Angelina giving it to him—my feeble little mind can barely handle"

This must really be painful for Jen.

"I mean, this is the baby Jen wouldn’t give Brad, and the fact that it’s Angelina giving it to him"
i dont talk about that anymore. Jen will make a her career. Brad and Angie get a baby. all of them will be happy and we are so happy.

Aniston wears the same black short-sleeved shirt she always wears for interviews and the same jeans - same old, same old, look. Does she ever wash that get-up??

omg why are they lieing? its not true its sombody els

angie went on ellen show and was really excepted. i didnt think ellen would choose like that, if you ask me i thing ellen like to make a joke out of uncomfortable moments.
i know oprah has said she never wants them on her show, she if you ask me is really silly as they are trying to help the same people she does. i call it shooting her self in the back. talk show hosts shouldn't take sides anyway, as in my opinion they are the voice and body of the public. personal opinions should be cast away.

I predict Divorce. This crazy couple...well at least JEN found her TRUE
soul mate.

KARMA.

I predict Divorce. This crazy couple...well at least JEN found her TRUE
soul mate.

KARMA.

I love this family, but I am worried about the lengths they must
have to go, to get away from the paps.It's stressful enough
having a baby, with two small ones under 5, and to be constantly
hounded. As someone posted earlier, no wonder they had to go to
Africa. But think of the costs of all this, the security details, just to
get some peace. My heart goes out to them, and best wishes!

sorry my spelling was crap

angie went on ellen show and was really excepted. i didnt think ellen would choose like that, if you ask me i think ellen likes to make a joke out of uncomfortable moments.
i know oprah has said she never wants them on her show, she if you ask me its really silly as they are trying to help the same people she does. i call it shooting her self in the back. talk show hosts shouldn't take sides anyway, as in my opinion they are the voice and body of the public. personal opinions should be cast away.

Oh, so now we know it is all about the paparrazzis and the magazine owners making money and spewing out weird stories about these celebrities to make more money. I hope the U.S.A set up rules against these razzis to save the lives and reputation of these people.

Great Story. It's nice to see a serious story on the subject. For most celebs I think I prefer the SJP/MB method of standing on the hospital steps and making the pictures worthless. But, for B/A it makes more sense for them to get as much money as possible and give it to charity.

hey rudedog....as everyone said....good luck with your interview and you already got the job!! :)....wow...i wish i have the opportunity to go and work and live in europe....visit all those famous places that i can only imagine visiting through online travel magazines...sigh!!

paris gave me herpes.... poor you! lol

well karma works in mysteous ways... you say she has found her soul mate?
then that means her and BP were not meant to be.
so why this karma?
it doesnt apply here if you say she has a soul mate.
karma is what you do for others should come back to you. it works in both evil and good ways... do you not think that the work BP and AJ do for human rights is good thing? so in turn by your books they deserve good karma, poss with each other or though there children, doi dare ask what Jen has done for human rights? to deserve her good karma?

Who give a shit about Ellen, so what if she joins the club of Oprah of not having Brad and Angelina on her show. Do you actually think that Brad or Angelina give a hoot about going on the Ellen's Show or on Oprah. The Haters are so stupid, so I guess this make their day, this is of no consequences to BP & AJ, they don't need to be friends with talk show Hosts

I think it is CREEEEPPY that people (me) are so desperate to see photos of BAMZ that a fake brangelina has been hired for tabloid pics.


And people check them out.


.


Isn't amazing how the Haters love to use the word Karma, everything is always about karma, I wonder if they know what the word mean

Hey stef.
How are you? How is the weather there in good ol' England. Please tell me it's not raining (lol). Here is a link for the book, like I said, light entertainment.

http://www.harpercollins.com/global_scripts/product_catalog/book_xml.asp?isbn=0060785594

BABY JOLIE-PITT, STAY IN THAT WOMB AS LONG AS YOU CAN!!! THAT IS THE ONLY PLACE, YOU HAVE TRUE PEACE AND PRIVACY!!!!

ROCK ON BAMZ+1!

# 33 | steph wilson |
THIS IS A FORM OF THERAPY FOR JEN ANISTON - TO
ACCLIMATIZE HER TO THE UPCOMING SITUATION"

True, and for JenJen fans and the "GCA" (Golden Couple Anonymous). As silly as these pictures are, I guess it's good for them to actually see their worst nightmare is a reality and get used to it and over it. Anyway they say Angie is already addressing Brad as "my husband".

in my opinions, hosts could choose sides but they are always not absolute and right. they are`t God. People must take their thought. how funny is it? my mind is mine.

I totally agreed with you Kerchy.

Hey BAMZ+1 fans, I am reading Notes from My Travels and I love it, it is so emotionally

"I mean, this is the baby Jen wouldn’t give Brad, and the fact that it’s Angelina giving it to him—my feeble little mind can barely handle"

This must really be painful for Jen.

# 48 | anon
+++++++++

Yeah, well...the truth hurts. She should've seen comments like this coming for a long time now!

interesting article.

does anyone ever have the conflicting feelings of hating paps on behalf of celebs, yet we basically feed the pap machine.

in a way, we are the papparazzi, right?

A talk show host having a guest doesn't mean she is on
her 'side'. JA had a movie coming up and these interviews
had to be lined up. Ellen D. did a wonderful interview with
Angie and told her that she can come anytime to visit her, and
Ellen would just move the guest over to the side to make room
for Angie. (Taking Lives interview) If anything Ellen is on the
same page with Angie on humantarian issues.

hey african girl, we have had some lovely weather spring is here, i had my propped pants on the other day so it must be warming up! lol
we it did rain for 5 mins today but thats the first time in ages, usually we have teh april showers so iexpect it will come!lol
thanks for the link ill check it out, i love light entertainment when i comes to books cos i read serious ones for uni, and i hate it.
i have just this minute finished work so i may go quiet for 1 hr while i get myself home and online!
speak to you in a bit.

#70...Kel
Good question, I've always wondered myself. The question of the chicken and the egg...isn't it?

# 41 | lylian
+++++++++++++

Regarding Brad's protectiveness...check out Lainey's latest info posted yesterday.

http://laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=3658


I take everything with a grain of salt until I see official confirmation, but after reading this New Yorker article...I can see why he's gone into overdrive mode with security!

be sane...
yeah thats what i saw, i thought ellen was fab. jen does like to create her own fictional army doesnt she!
ill be back in a bit going home now

hey Stef, what part of England are you from? I have family in Hudderfield

Hey Passing Through regarding lainey article, I can picture Brad beng possessive especially when it comes to his family and I say bravo for him for trying to protect them for those crazy paps out there

I THINK THIS IS PROOF OF HOW POPULAR
BRANGELINA IS. MANISTON FANS NEED TO
ACCEPT THAT THE WORLD IS IN LOVE AND
FASCINATED WITH BRANGELINA.

PART OF THE REASON IS LIKE THE ARTICLE
SAID BECAUSE OF HOW BEAUTIFUL
BRANGELINA IS.

I FEEL BAD THAT THIS BABY WILL BE
HOUNDED . BUT I AM ALSO SO EXCITED BY
THIS UPCMING BABY. ALMOST LIKE IT'S MY
OWN.

THIS IS AMAZING. I THINK IT IS HISTORIC!
YEA

OMG! Can you believe Gwyneth Paltrow named her son MOSES MARTIN?!? MOSES!!!

taga-saan ka jjoy?

Further proof how crazy media can be. They are capable of fabricating a lot of things just to sell their magazines.

I can't believe New York mag would go down this low just to get their point across. It's a good article IMO but they didn't have to resort to this. It's tacky and crass.

hey Alexanderina...
im from the south east, a county called kent very close to the english channel. infact i can see the sea now.
where are you from?

ive just gotta pop out for some milk mine has gone smelly! eerr! lol

I think the pics are creepy! The people doesn't even look like them..the "brad" looks like the martinez guy...you know..Kylie Minougues bf and that angie is just too ooogly. Good point on the article tho.

Do not believe everything the tabolid gives you + pictures. They should donate huge amounts to Brad and Angie's charity for all the crap they've written about them to make millions.

What is this like for Brad and Angie's families?? That cover picture was startlingly real. They have entered the twilight zone, where reality and an alternate universe are colliding.
Some people are still able to post farily long messages. Does everyone have a character counter ? Lylian wrote a much longer (really good!) post on another thread...love to Brangelina...Thanks, Steff, for movie thoughts.

these people are very very stupid that they put fake pics and said that they are angie and brad

Hi Stef, I am originally from the Carribbean. I used to live in New York for a while(18 years) but now I make San Diego my home

Brad's hair is somewhat black now, not a blonde buzz cut, like in these photos. LOL. And yea, they're going to be wearing sunglasses while changing & breast feeding the baby. The woman on the cover looks different from the woman in the other photos. These are the silliest photos I have ever seen. I swear, people are really getting out of control on this one. Brad & Angelina must be laughing their heads off, if they saw this.

# 80 | Angie Fan

sa ilocos sur...ikaw??

to:silliest cover ever hahahaha thats true if angie and brad will see this they will be laughing their heads off hahahahahaha

im back from the shops, cant live without a good cup of english tea! ah!

addictitedtobamz...
when you run out of spaces go to preview you can add some more.

alexanderina.. thats really cool, you needed a warmer climate then... i know what you mean england is my home but its too cold...i think i get Seasonal Affective Disorder!lol
im one moody cow in the winter! thats why i go to south africa just after christmas, winters here last so long too, but we have spring now which is great!

Silliest cover ever....It's Satire.
Have any idea what it means? Of course the idiots are wearing sunglasses. When's the last time you saw a photo of them WITHOUT? Probably can't even look at themselves in the mirror.

hey you low i.q.'s...

in an answer to you last post, in both angies and brads last threads they are without sunglasses.
sorry couldnt help but be cocky there! lol

And don't use that last photo of jolie on jared as an example... It's old.

Wow! Just another evidence that tabloids or NY Post will try and do anything just to make money out of if, even if it has to resort on deceiving consumers. If any of you noticed, there's a small fine print on the bottom of the mag. saying that, this pics are models or fake.

White supremacy, Becasue we LOVE her White Ass that's why, and her lil brown children too. haaaaaaaaaaaa,, Got anymore questions

oh thats not fair! lol
ok angie was 3rd april and brad 21st of march! lol

hahahahhaha. he/she got you on the photos Stef.
How about RECENT photos without sunglasses, not recently posted photos? They almost always look like they are channeling the blues bros.

hahahahhaha. he/she got you on the photos Stef.
How about RECENT photos without sunglasses, not recently posted photos? They almost always look like they are channeling the blues bros.

Stef - I like the cold but New York was to crowded, too busya and really fast pace. I like the slower pace of San Diego. I like England, some parts of it remind me of the Carribbean. I am thinking about coming to England to vist my family this year, its been a while since I was over there about 4 years

I wonder what they do in their spare time in Namibia? What's Angelina up to? Any interesting television shows there....? What's there to do for two months? If she goes shopping, the papz will be all over it.

they had a picture about a month ago in UK's OK! magazine of a pair of brad and angie lookalikes getting married, i was in the doctors when i saw it and i nearnly fell of my chair!lol. it got me for a minute! the mags sell it with a picture that doesnt have a full view of there faces then try and pass it of as its them, you only find out that its not when you have a good look inside. i hate it when its all desecption and no truth!

I think Brad is going to have a real hard time ever getting Angelina to come back to the States. This is pure crazinessand they are even overseas, it will be so much worse here if they do come back. It is really sad to think that beautiful Malibu home is sitting empty because we can't leave them alone.

Lookwhaticando(#98) - I could've said it better to that racist pig

hey you low i.q.'s....
busted stef....

hey you cant fault my post. you asked for recent they are the recent pictures, two weeks is recent!
so busted to you! april 3rd and march 21st. lol
if you wanted ones that are not on the site you should have said, point and game to me! lol

PLEASE PLEASE CAN SOMBODY TELL ME IF ANGELINA AND BRAD ARE IN Namibia? OR PARIS?

namibia my dear!

WHY ARE THEY IN Namibia? LOL?

Alexandrina - Thanks "wink"

I notice alot of people move from NY to CA. I heard some can't stand the people in NY. There use to be a ihateny.com website, but it got so out of hand with so many hate remarks that I think NY government banned it or something.

Alexanderina ...
sorry got distracted then, the last time i went to the states was wheni was 9! im coming over next summer for as long as i can! im going to do Camp America, so that i can find new friends to travel with and just learn a whole new way of life from, dont get me wrong i love my friends from home but the world is a huge place i want friends everywhere.
thats why i like chatting on here. i lov emeeting new people learning there stories. most of the people here are really cool.
im looking forward to travelling as i know it may sound strange but i dont feel england is where i want to make home for life, i can never see myself settling down here, im more comfortable in south africa, but america has always been a dream, so i like to try and live my dreams. corny but who gives a poop.

Chanel - We don't know why they are in Nambia, maybe to get away from all the craziness, but I am glad that they are away from the spotlight even though I have to admit I miss seeing them in pictures. I am seriously a BAMZ+1 Junkie my boyfriend thinks am crazy but what the heck I like them

ditto alexanderina!

Maybe it's all a hoax! Maybe they're really NOT in Namibia and are somewhere else! Maybe in Malibu, CA? Or some midwestern state in the U.S... or Canada.

Hey Stef, I don't think its corny at all. I actually think its fantastic, good for you girl. I love to travel as well I find it very fulfilling, you get to go to different places and meet all kind of people. I met one of my best friends on a Cruise to the Carribbean which was great

O my Gosh! That looks like her so much, maybe she has a twin sister with a baby, but i do not think that Bradd looks to much like him, he is 2 thin.

I just flagged #92 if this method works.

WELL I MISS SEEING NEW PICS OF ANGIE AND BRAD

Alexanderina...
i know what you mean, ive always been one to say im going here now, i dont worry about having to have somone to do it with, yeah it would be nice sometimes but it more of apersonal journey if you go it alone, even the simplest of things, for example when i left school, my friends wanted to stay on for what we call sixth form,(Dossing) all of which dropped out! i went on to study by myself in a college where i did not know one person, i now have over the course of 5 years in higher education a university education, a diploma, and about 100 friends. whos better off? and ive still got 4 months left, what a slog its been though, fun but very hard!

did you ever think of doing someting to make real friends with real people in the real world...not just pretending that celebritries are your friends? And the idea that other celeb-fans on a blog might become meaningful relationships is just a little creepy to me.

did you ever think of doing someting to make real friends with real people in the real world...not just pretending that celebritries are your friends? And the idea that other celeb-fans on a blog might become meaningful relationships for you is just a little creepy to me.

what ever mate!!!
you dont bother me, go piss on someone elses fire!

Just read that Michael Douglas is back-pedalling saying he
didn't criticize Jolie-Pitt. He says now he sent a personal
apologies to them.

Obviously he realized he'd better not be on
the bad side with Jolie-Pitt.
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/
0,19736,1181835,00.html

it prob why his misses didnt get the job on O13! lol
she wants her part back!

#92

coz i love angie's white ass never never u dirty white moron!! sorry for the other white folks..not all are racists...i hate them to death...all kkks, nazis, supremacist, all racist people...they are the scum of the earth and should be wiped out by the mighty ax of the devil!!

I think Angelina doesn't want anyone to see her gain weight during her last two months of pregnancy. That's why they're hiding out in Namibia. Maybe she doesn't want to lose her sex appeal to people, especially to guys, and risk her career. The resort is expensive though. Like $1000 a night. And to book ALL the rooms at the resort must come out to a six figure amount alone in one month. But I'm sure they can spare a million bucks or so for a couple months. The Burning Shore Namibia resort, if that's where they're staying, must be receiving tons of phone calls. They probably had to keep the front desk phone off the hook. There's only one way to find out....

122 - I don't think of them at all as my friends, Wish I could say that they where though. No doubt. But See, they are celebreties, and celebreties have fans, We here are their fans. And we love to see their movies, read about them in articles..etc.. I am also a sports fan,, I love watching and talking about my fav. sports and the men and women that participate in sports. Real simple.

I don't think that is the reason why they are in Namibia because she is hiding out cause she don't want to people to see that she gained weight or losing her sex appeal. I think that they figure the only place they can get some privacy were to go someplace where it hard for the paps to get access to them

Be sane, Great, he should have apologized, he was dead wrong. And He probably got the mail to prove it.. Go BAMZ.1

"As for his own marriage to Catherine Zeta-Jones, 36, now in its sixth year, Douglas says he's "been fortunate. You learn to respect something of value and nurture it and treat it well." "


Even if he did say it about Jolie-Pitt, he knows better than you, cause he's had atleast 6 years of marriage to prove it. That's better than most. Good man. Knows what he's talking about.

lookewhaticando - yep, that would make you real simple for sure. simpleton. LOL Along with that poster who things she's won some world class chess match because she can reel off the last photos of the brangelina nuts.. with or without sunglasses. Totally LMAO... I'm outta here.

lookwhaticando...
thats right its having a broader scale of conversation, there is nothing wrong with meeting people and having a chat it not like your going to jump on the next plane. the people who dis on this site have no clue. i find americans easier to chat to about this as most briston these sights are really conservative! not me tho! lol

#132 - I'm surprised he could see well enough to read his mail - there goes another 20-year career down the toilet due to a stupid remark in the hopes of gaining much-needed publicity.

134 - Yes, by all means please leave, don't let the door knob hit ya, where the good lord split ya. And at the end of the day, BAMZ.1 is still loved by millions, have lots and lots of money, can travel the world over, are beautiful, happy and in love.. And you? Oh never mind, I can guess, No love, no money, no happiness, haaaaaa, Its a wonderful Life...

# 128 | BurningShore.info |
I would say Angie was wearing pretty tight tops, rather PROUDLY showing off her growing belly in Paris. Many women wear fluffy dress to try to cover up but hers was very visible. I think she is very very proud of her pregnancy. That's not the reason they went to Namibia.

Although Jolie-Pitt's baby will be born into a family of privilege, they intend to give him/her a Namibian citizenship so he/she will be connected to Africa for life.

#124....Stef
That was a good one (lol). Can I be your best friend? We can go shopping at Harrods and check out the new Brad & Angie display at Madame Tusauds. Hey is Portibello (sp) still there? It's been a while I visited jolly ol' england. Picked up all my collections of Enid Blyton (:amous five, secret seven, mallory towers, st.claires, the naughtiest girl series) at Portibello rd. Ahh, fun time I tell ya.

some of the prats pn here can not take a joke! they wanted to play so i played! simple, if i had of made that comment and someone had come back i would have laughed. esp if they come back and say no, no, not from this sight, and not recent enough! you can tell who are people who come in to have a poke cos they dont know my sense of Very british humor obviously! lol

"That was the most immature post I have read so far - Christ - your insight is so f*****g insightful. Go play in the sand box."

BAMZ people are so nasty. Talk about angry people. You guys are HORMONAL and deranged! Attacking people for their insights. I don't get your insanity. Talk about teenager. Have to stoop to anger ridden messages whenever you get pissed someone makes a valid point. What's up with the pissy messages here? Hormones raging or what? Take a sedative and stop being so lunatic and talking like street trash. BAMZ fans have nasty attitudes. Figures... with all the emotional rage Angelina has, she probably attracts the same kind. You fall for it and allow comments to affect you. No wonder people are wishing death upon Angelina's baby. It's your fault.

my spelling is so bad today! its cos ive been to work! why am i putting sight instead of site! doh!
sorry if im not making sense just humor me tho!

african girl, yeah ill be your british buddy!
i really wanna go to madame tusauds too, i was supposed to go with my little sister three weeks ago but it was so expensive! but if you ever come over we can check it out! why not eh! as for Portobello road yeah its still going.

stef - ignore Afr.G - she's an idiot, as always.

what an amazing event this is shaping up to be.

> The thing is , I think there have been far more photos of BAMZ in Europe than we saw in the US. So while the French pap. laws are better than in the US, I think they are bothered more there.

anybody heard from annonymouse?.. i missed her. i wonder how she's doing these days with her diet. hope she's eating well balanced meals.

Stef - agreed, I have meet many friends via internet, its a whole new world. Some of us have the capacity to meet and chat with different people from different places and backgrounds, And then you have the others (wont mention any names) that live in their own world, and hate it that they don't have the social skills to fit in anywhere, and hate thoes that can.

hey GP,
i can make my own mind up on who i ignore. for this one i have been chatting to african girl for some time.
thanks for the concern.

#141...GP
Hey! What did I do? "An idiot, as always?" Come On!

#139 - Sorry but the post you are referring to did not have a "valid point". It was childish and lacked anything close to positive and thoughtful contribution - and you know it. Stop defending these mindless idiots just because you adore JA.

"Although Jolie-Pitt's baby will be born into a family of privilege, they intend to give him/her a Namibian citizenship so he/she will be connected to Africa for life."
Uh, what's that supposed to mean? So, if the baby was not born into a "privileged" family, the Namibian/African citizenship is for non-privileged people? They would be privileged BECAUSE the baby is being born in Namibia, Africa, if it's so.

OMG! Can you believe Gwyneth Paltrow named her son MOSES MARTIN?!? MOSES!!!

# 79 | unrelated topic
++++++++++++++++

What else would you expect from a woman who named her daughter after fruit?

It would be AwesomE if the baby is born on may 3rd...its my BDAY!!!!! ...like that'll ever happen! LoL

#132 Lookwhatitcando, you are probably right about the mail. I, myself, wrote to both the UN and that tabloid-level GQ mag to protest. I am sure he would not have back pedalled, had he received a lot of positive comments.

lookwhaticando...
we dont do anyone any harm chatting via internet, its the strange ones who doubt ours ways, if its not there cup of tea then they can go do what they want.
at the mo im saving like there is no tomorrow, for my trips! yay! so spending time in on the net saves me spending, dont get me wrong i do go out and have a wicked time, but i do it less than i used too. what with petrol and achohol being the price it is here, for the last few weeks i have stayed in and saved a stupid amount! all for a good cause! they can dis it moan at us im really not bothered like i said before they can go piss on someone elses fire. i got more matches! lol

I wonder why Gwyneth & Chris wanted to name the baby Moses. Besides the Biblical significance. Hey, Mo!

Well, I think this article will hit home to the razzi's, hopefully decrease the numbers of them to stay home and find it more lucrative to try and find Paris or Nicole sipping coffee at Starbucks. I believe that Brad has this all figured out and the ball is definetly in his court. This guy is not stupid. They know exactly how to Zen this and make it work for their situation and their causes. Rock On ! Being hounded is well known to them. They are safe.

Re: Jennifer.....OUCHY!

RE: Cesarean section? Where did that come up? How would anyone know that very personal medical information ??????

jjoy!

Glad to meet another fan in the homeland hehe. From Manila, now lost in Chicago where Vaughniston's campaigning to avert another flop.

hey Moi Jade...
you know why they think c section.... it was in a magazine! saying brad thinks that while she has the c section she can have that huge tattoo removed from her stomach, and a load of other cock and bull...

# 104 | Lynn Campbell


I think things will die down after they have the baby and come home. It's that first picture that everyone's hounding them for. As soon as that's out there, it'll be easier for them to come home. Or at least I hope so. I know AJ likes to travel, but surely even she has got to be sick of playing hide-and-go-seek around the world? Plus, it's got to be wearing on the kids by now. Especially Maddox. He's old enough now to be easily bored and it's not like they're in a place now where it's easy to run out and find something keep a 4 year old entertained.

Stef- I love the internet, it is a fun and exciting thing. I am an older women, my party days are close to done. I do go out at least once or twice a month, and have friends over all the time, (most all my friends are net heads too.) But when you have a family, we have 3 children, not much time to go out and about. I keep in touch, and entertain my self on the computer most of my free time.

#124 be sane _ good one I missed that but if the mags can speculate we are also allowed to do so right. My guess is C Zeta J got on her aging hubby for costing her an easy lucrative job on Oceans 13, which the rumors say she might be replaced by AJ :-) That is from Brad to Michael, take that old buddy!!!Sometimes revenge can be good :-).

I wonder what the name could be for Angelina's baby, if it's a boy or girl? Hmmm.... Maddox... Zahara... were her first two kids' names... Probably something totally common and western. Or maybe not. It would be nice to name after her mother maybe, if it's a girl or even for boy with the male version of her moher's name, if there is one.

Michael Douglas is now saying he was misquoted by a magazine that said he made inflammatory remarks about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

"I don't know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina," Douglas, referring to Jennifer Aniston, is quoted as saying in the current GQ magazine. "I mean, how long is that going to last?"

However Douglas says he never uttered those statements. Douglas tells TV's Extra: "It was a lengthy article … must've been 20 hours of tape recording, so I asked to hear the tape recording, and the reporter said, 'Well, I turned the tape recorder off.' And I said, 'Well you had it on for the whole time so I didn't say it.'"

Douglas, who is promoting his new movie The Sentinel, also says he dispatched a personal apology to Pitt and Jolie.

"I consider him a good friend," Douglas says, "and she does wonderful work for the United Nations, which is what I'm also involved in ...There's just a lot of pressure on the print media and they get to kind of exploitative quotes to try to attract people for their circulation, so it was unfortunate."

Hy stef - you'd have to have a mind - to be able to make one up.

ntt - Yeah that is what I think, I should have written a note, but I didnt.

AnitaL - Noooooooooo, I said it first, I want it to be born on my born on day, which is May 7th.

lookwhaticando...

everything is run by the net nowadays, you can book tickets to the theatre, the cinema and even a table at a resaurant, i live on the net. my emails are what keeps me going, when my parents are in africa its my only way to talk and as you know i can talk. i only started chatting on the net when i found this site as a lot of the comments were really positive, some if not all of my friends and little sister are big friends fans i went of it years ago, i had a crush on ross, dont ask why. so they all like Jen aniston, i never have, i respect that they like her so i dont push them to my way of thinking, i have tried, quite funny whenyou get themin a corner over the jen didnt want babies bit. so i talk to you guys. cos i hate talking to brick walls. (if you get my rambling!)

i'm guessing Angelina will name the baby boy (if) something that means beloved like John? :-)

if she's a baby girl, it could be a Lara Kickass Crofty-kind of a name.

then of course, there are the Pitt folks in MO who might really want "William."

Manwich...
sorry i dont understand what your getting at, it could be cos its been a long day and its getting late here, what do you mean?


# 127 | BurningShore.info

Maybe you should've tried reading their online info since you're using their URL as a name. The place has FOURTEEN ROOMS AND SUITES, moron, not hundreds. The fact that they were able to book the entire place (on relatively short notice) should give you a clue that the place wasn't that busy and they're glad to have the business!

#162 MD apology
Oh c'mon if anyone believes that lame justification for why he said an idiot statement like he did - they're more senile than he is. We all know MD said it - that excuse is as lame as the most recent coming out of JA's mouth.

Stef
Maybe GP thought I was being sarcastic. Oy, Lord have mercy, maybe we should start identifying our post....like
NON INSULTIVE POST COMING THRU....
So we'll avoid getting slammed for no good reason.

Passing through,
I agree that the first pix is the main issue. They should do the same thing they did when the announced the pregnancy. Avoid the media craziness.

Stef
Maybe GP thought I was being sarcastic. Oy, Lord have mercy, maybe we should start identifying our post....like
NON INSULTIVE POST COMING THRU....
So we'll avoid getting slammed for no good reason.

Passing through,
I agree that the first pix is the main issue. They should do the same thing they did when the announced the pregnancy. Avoid the media craziness.

Oh steffy - I'll let you know one day - for now just continue on as you are.

so do i! the paps could have kick themselves when
that came out! she was very good at hiding it i must say! with madd's school bag and little zahara.
i dont listen to what everyone says, some people say i should learn to take advice, i tell them i take what i need and throw the rest away.

Steph - how funny to read your rationalizations about spending so much time in these BAMZ threads. Yes the net is a wonderful place. Try using it more for research or something and not as a romper room for making friends. You sound educated enough to know better. Strike your matches, girl--becasue you're flaming out fast.

Stef - Your parents live or do business in Africa. That would be cool, Where do you live? I am here in America in our nations Capitol. I have lived here most of my entire life.

Wow! only a few days absent. Talked about blowing out of proportion. I hope they don't see this, they will never come back. # 71 | Be sane -you are right about Ellen is on the same page with AJ. Ellen was at the charity award show in NY last Monday, where AJ received an award for her work with the UN

You bamz fans are so delusional in your insta-assumptions that people who don't bow down before brangelina are Jen fans. I haven't liked either one of this pair so long it pre-dates their hook-up. So if that's the best defense you got, keep on muttering it to yourselves like most crazy people usually do. Even Brad still loves Jen in his own way--and you all really know it-- so get over it.

# 139 | Geniveve

Haters wishing death upon a baby is our fault? Now, see, you just showed how sick YOU are. No matter what we say, no one should wish death, illness and curses upon a baby. There's no justification for that. And for the record - 99.99% of those comments are made by trollers and we're merely reacting to their hatred. If you can't see how wrong it is to wish atrocities on a baby/child, then you're just begging to be bitch-slapped by a BAMZ fan!

I am a huge Brangelina admirer. I find it suspect that they are having the baby in Namibia because of their desire for the baby to have a connection with Africa. The first priority is always the health of the baby. This is also her first pregnancy - a lot of complications might happen. I still think they are just on vacation in Namibia and they'll eventually have the baby in Paris or the US.

stefy stefy oh my - She does not have to justify anything to you. Who the hell do you think you are GOD, I play on the computer because its fun, I stay in touch with friends, search for cool sites. I spend lots and lots of time on my puter, cuz I can, I paid for it and I am grown. and can do as I please. why the hell are you on here??? what an IDIOT...You have shown yourself to B.

did i see you name at the top of that thread? guess not.
for your info yeah im educated, very well. i do my reasearch in BOOKS, the internet is not always a reliable source of information, a bit like you perseption of me really.
i am currently on leave from uni so yeah i have a bit more time to chill on the net.
as for making friends so far i have met a huge amount of people who have all got a stories to tell and are usually very interesting. i have more amazing tings going on in my life than you can only dream of in your life so no i have plenty of matches and a few lighters as well.
go bother someone who you can really bully to get your kick out of.

#175- hilarious - I have to agree that stuffy- steffy is over-the-top involved and will require some form of meds in the future to combat this.

im a british girl from the south east of England, safe to say i can handle my own when it come to people dissing me.
my dad grew up in africa and his brother still lives there, have you ever heard of born free foundation, my uncle was the founders best friends and took over after his murder, my parents are at that timein life where they want to slow back down, my dad also is helpping my uncle with the knysna elephants, it was lions but now elephants. they go over a fair bit to help with research, my my uncle has found out would blow your mind! my mum likes to help out in the local childrens homes and the hospitals and the animal sancturaries. she is a real good egg! they are over there now trying to buy a house so that they always have a base there.

# 178 | how ridiculous

Maybe Brad does still love Jen "in his own way", but he's not IN LOVE with her anymore. A lot of exes are able to maintain affection after parting, but that doesn't mean they're hoping for a reunion. Sometimes things just don't work out and I think that's what happened with BP and JA. They grew apart. It happens.

to try and prove your point about me you have to change your name, so funny, i swear the lenghts people go to to try and get at people. sorry guys, im a tough brit! it isn't going to happen!
sorry to disapoint, maybe next time fellas!

Brad Pitt's Non-Stop Construction
Brad's got crews working 24/7 for new family

By TMZ STAFF

(April 10, 12:30PM ET) -- Brad Pitt has three construction crews working around the clock to finish renovations on his Hollywood Hills home before the birth of his child.

Brad has owned the house for more than nine years. Jennifer Aniston disliked it so much that the couple never moved in during their marriage. But Brad has always loved the craftsman home and grounds. So once he separated from Aniston, he took on the renovation project with a vengeance.

Brad, who frequently visits the property and oversees construction, has three crews working 24/7. We're told the graveyard crew makes no noise; they paint and do other work that will not disturb the neighbors.

And speaking of neighbors, several tell TMZ that Brad is extremely considerate. The actor paid a visit recently to one neighbor's home, apologizing for the noise and promising to throw a cocktail party for neighbors once he, Angelina and his brood moved in.

lookwhaticando..
sorry spelling is a bit crap tonight not my my it should say "What my"

# 180 | Nona

I would agree with you except for one thing - she's really getting too far along now to travel. A bunch of us pointed out a while back that Katie Holmes travelled to Oz in her 8th month, but her baby's father is a certifiable nutjob, so, take that for what it's worth. It's not impossible for a woman to travel late in the 8th or early in the 9th month, just not preferable. Women have babies in 3rd world countries all the time. Supposedly they have a doctor with them and I'm sure neither BP or AJ would intentionally endanger their child.

brilliant idea. no tabloid will get pictures as close to the quality of these fakes. yes a bit creepy, but at least they portrayed a positive view and like I said, no one can top these fakes even with real photos - thank goodness they had her breastfeeding, which is consistent with UNICEF and WHO initiatives/recommendations.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060410/en_nm/jolie_dc_2

According to this, they are now at a lodge. I'm thinking that will keep Maddox occupied a bit. Maybe some of your uncle's lions are even "guarding" them Stef!

HEY! How will Rica post with this character embargo?

#179: Thank You Passing Through. Took the words right out of
my keyborad.

#182 Stef: Just ignore them honey. Walk on by. You don't have to
justify yourself to anyone. Just like with toddlers you do good
ignoring.

African Girl: There's not a bad thing anyone could say about you
any of us cool and righteous people would believe. Trolls are trolls.
you know the routine. The hazzards of bloggin


# 187 | anon

Uh...Brad's been in abroad for the last 3+ months so he couldn't have "paid a visit recently to one neighbor's home"! I know TMZ is trying to become a major playah in gossip, but damn, couldn't they have taken a few extra minutes to find out EXACTLY WHEN Brad last personally oversaw the construction?

original curious...
nice thought, there are some of his lions in namibia too.
he has got many reserves looking out for them there.

Moi Jade... i know they are fools. i like the toddler bit very fitting!

# 156 | Angie Fan

wowwee....live in the bay area, ca....si mahabang baba....binato mo sana siya o kaya ipakulam...lol...buwisit ako sa kanya....anu ba yon??? trying hard??? he! he!

i just had a look, yeah he has had dealing with Etosha National Game Park. cool eh!

ok guys, my bum is numb, its getting late, im going to call it a night.

take care guys
good night,
rock on bamz+1! love it!

# 191 | Original curious

is rica going to post a new one today??? when.... what time??? please tell!!! thanks much!!

# 149 | Namibia Privilege
the Namibian/African citizenship is for non-privileged people? "

I used the word "privilege" to mean "with money, rich" and you know it. Don't twist it. Just another hater is what you are.

# 160 | guli |
I think something did go down Re: CJZ not included in O13. At O12 Sawyer interview everyone including CJZ said they would be interested in another sequel if Soderbergh says yes. But I think CJZ was out before Douglous' first comment, so maybe Douglas/CJZ were pissed (?). IMO both saw it's backfiring thus this back-pedalling...

# 195 | jjoy
You speak/write tagalog?? oh my gosh!! :high five: lol. I know but dude there are times my short tongue just messes up the word...ending up making my own tagalog word.

Stef
Seems you have got yourself a "fan". Ah, that makes you a true BAMZ fan. Yep, you get the good (us) and the bad (ehmm...not us), welcome to the club.

Alright stuffy stef and all the other personalities you've invented, time to give your mind a rest, 'k? You've really worked hard at coming off.....whatever it was you were going for.

times when my short....*

Michael Douglas is a senile old coot. I don't believe his fake "apology"
for a second.

# 187 | anon | April 10, 2006 05:10 PM |

That story is old! It's simply been reworked. I mean it's almost word for word. The first time I read it, there were pic's, one old one showed Brad with 4-5 dogs. The grounds was lush foilage He was sitting on a garden bench petting 1 of the dogs. It talked about the construction going on preparing for the family....6-8months ago! TMZ is a joke.

jpf

#12 meg leary - since when have you been spokesperson for " everyone in the UK"?

# 200 | angelah

yep! i do..tagalog..ilokano..my mother tongue..that's why can't get rid of the accent or pronunciation....some of my co-workers sometimes make fun of me in a good way..initially got insulted but later on i take it with a grain of salt....whatever...that's life in the good old america...he! he!

#199-be sane-I just saw this posted on yahoo,GQ stands by their story 100% they say MDouglas is trying to get publicity for his new movie. If he wanted to apologize or clear the air why wait this long. OK, next is Oprah and Ellen to clear the air :)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060410/ap_en_ce/people_douglas;_ylt=AkMqSoWDBDClLRozhNHxwsnK.nQA;_ylu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI-

i meant...good old usa...not america...coz there's south, north (canda and usa), and central america...soryy..

They just took me out of intensive care, my hearth stop, respiratory problems, you know all the shock. Then, took a better look. Whooa, what a relief. It's a shame all the media, no wonder they are in Africa. Anyway, I whish them the best.
#208 jjoy, good memory,I'm glad to see that you remember that geography detail.
Que Viva La BAMZ+1!

To all BAMZ, and Vaughanastion fans:
Nobody cares about threats/disses over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.(reddog & crew)
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

This is why they have to hide out in Africa with Lions protecting them...because people even the haters can't wait to see their baby. Just get over it already! I'm a fan too but damn it they deserve their privacy!

Oh poor Michael Douglas! What happened to this man? I know he is old and all but isn't wisdom meant to come with age? When the story first broke last month, I was so offended for the Pitts. In my mind I envisioned Brad Pitt penning MD a very worded letter, telling to mind his own business, that people in glass house shouldn't throw stones and so on. When no letter was forth coming, I was this close to penning one myself (lol) but now I am glad they didn't. Silence is really the best answer for a fool. Look at MD backpeddling so fast, he is tripping over himself.
Guli, I agree with you, why is he just coming out with an apology if he really didn't say it? Oh, maybe it's because his movie wasn't opening a month ago.the Jolie-Pitts are so popular everyone wants a ride on their coat tails.

What makes his apology even more suspect is his question about the tapes. What is he trying to make sure they don't have him on tape? Sad, very sad indeed. I guess that's what happens when you realize the end of the glory days are only a few movies away.

To all BAMZ, and Vaughanastion fans:Nobody cares about threats/disses over the internet.Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.(reddog & crew)Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;even if you win,
you're still retarded.You all have got to be joking right?I mean None is this bored w/ their own lives that they have to be so obsessed w/ theirs.Its PATHETIC. you're all forlorn.

# 212 | African Girl |
the Jolie-Pitts are so popular everyone wants a ride on their coat tails."

In fact, I felt this even when JA made that joke on Leno. She mentioned his full name, scripted (though poorly delivered) without being asked. His name (and Jolie's) means gold now and anyone remotely connected wants to be associated, even his 'pretend gilted wife'.

Kiddinme
Okay, okay we get it. Retarded, pathetic, forlorn and so on. Thanks for that unique point of view. You've challenged us so.

Rudedog is out of the country but since I am the PA of his "crew", I definately make sure he get your message. One problem though, with your many names, how is he to respond? Aah, never mind, I'm sure he'll figure a way out. He is very particular about responding befittingly. Yes, he is that good.

Hey guys should we ask Jared to lift the word limit to say 1000 characters? It's not enough. this new word limit.

i only have 1 name. who the fuck else do u think i would be?? I seriouly doubt ne of u would even know what forlorn means w/out lookin' it up.

While I don't dislike JA that much I'm just sick of her face on the mag covers, and riding on Brad and AJ's coat tails to sell her movies. I propose a boycott of all JA's movies and magazine, until she keeps her mouth shut and not drag herself into the "bermuda triangle" according to her own words.

i wont stop. COME on there are much more important things that actully affect u and ur lives. its actull quite comical that u all find oh so important. PLZ get lives. 4 the sake of civalized societies around the world. This is yet more proof that society today is on the decline. People more intrested in pop culture than real world issues.like i said b4. PATHETIC

#219
So if we are so interested in pop culture and we don't have any live, what are you doing here? You don't have to look, you don't buy what you don't like. And yes there more important issues going on, why don't you pick one and stick with it? So, who's wasting time and life here?

kiddinme - LOLOLOLOLOL,, but YOU are HEAR, you complain about use being here,, Right Here, on this Site, But SOMEHOW, YOU managed to find YOURSELF right here, with us... haaaaaaa,, so Pathetic, At LEAST WE ARE FANS.. lolololol,, OK, Now go find yourself YET ANOTHER user name, and come back, and tell us YET AGAIN HOW sad we are... I LOVE IT... can we say OBVIOUS.. Life is Good..

i was here cause im a computer teacher at a local private high school, and a few of my kids told me how vicious this site can be.

Kiddinme
Oh my, I think someone got a Lexicon. Look at you trying to impress us with such big words.....on second thought maybe you are trying to impress Rudedog with the big words. You are aren't you? Oh sweetie, like I said he isn't here right now. So why don't save the Big words until he gets back. So what alphabet are you? F or are you going by the words? You know what, it doesn't matter, whichever way is easier. What matters is you get the right words.

they also wanted me to see cam gigandet because apearently he looks like my son

you poor kids... as i said before, ur competing in a special olympic race,no matter what, yor still a retard. And, i guess i didnt realize this was. someone else's name, sorry.If i must, i will change to my classroom name.

#220 rizos and 221, this ding dong kiddinme is posting the same message on all of jj's posts, I just got done responding at Brad Documentary post with a very similar response. if she is so above all of this why is she hitting every post on JJ's site.Now who is PATHETIC.I told you on the other thread #219 I wont respond to personal attacks.Come up with a valid point and we can talk as adults!!!

MANISTON IS .........UGLY FUGLY NASTY DUMB
BIG NOSE BIG CHIN BEADY EYES NO TALENT
FLAT ASS UGLY WHINING DUMB ASS STUPID
RETARDED DRIED UP EGGS STUPID UGLY
DUMB LAME FRIGID STUPID UGLY BEADY EYES
NASTY FUGLY JOKER LOOKIN' RAT LOOKIN'
NASTY LOOKIN PUNY PUSSY LAME FUCK DUMB
ASS SWOLLEN NOSE UGLY
FUGLY....BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, and look what i can do, u seriously need some grammar and speelling help. may i sugesst your local Sy;van Learning Center? Its done wonders for a few of my students

#224
Teacher? You don't even believe that one. And if that was real, for a teacher you have a real narrow way of thinking. And a funny way to typo.
Que Viva La BAMZ+1!

In 30 years Chin will be sitting in her trailer, makeup smeared-- with
a bottle of Jack Daniels and a joint--watching "Derailed" on late-late
night tv, sobbing: "For this I wouldn't have Brad's baby?! What was
I thinking?!"

Hi Guli! How the guest situation?

#227 is the real reason im her my friends and foes. My students said how vicious, and dumb you a person like that can be. oh and by the way, im a computer teacher/not an English teacher. Sorry if i dont feel like using capital letters. Im a teacher, not a philosopher. A computer teacher at that. I dont need to be "open" and u dont know me.And im not trying to make you all feel like crap guli.Sorry

Oh my gosh! LOL, Chinny you are to much. Not a joint, that will make her eat carbs and fats. How about the other stuff. Ha

Kiddinme

If you are so righteous, morally above all others and concerned for our failing civilization as you claim you are, why don't you pack your bags and bring your 'computer class' to Namibia for example? Teaching and bringing in computer skills to such a country would help them enormously. Oh I assume you are already doing that, I forgot.

And FYI, i told my students there was NO way that people could act so rabid like this on a siily form. I guess i was wrong. And Guli, if WERE ALL adults, how come rizo is acting like a complete omadawn?

# 235 | kiddinme

If are truly trying to do a research on 'rabid' blog as you claim,
go to Femalefirst hater's land. That's where you belong and
you get more action.

Rizos is acting like that because, Rizos don't understand why you still doing in here? Like I said, if you don't like what you see don' buy it.

Did I ever say I was more "richeous than anyone? no. I didnt. Im sorry if i made you feel that way. As as a matter of fact, i have taught in Africa, with my husband.He was mainly the teacher there. Have you been ther? Its an absolutley beutiful place. Isnt it? amazing and grateful people too.

Kiddinme
Okay, you are not an english teacher, that's fine but I don't think it looks well for you to suggest we get "speelling lessons while you....well you spell spelling as "speelling". Don't pick on our grammar and we won't pick on your. Not everyone is an english teacher.

#235 You ARE kidding, right? DListed or Perez Hilton are a
thousand times rougher than here. I smell a Chin fan, either in this
supposed "class" or perhaps the teacher..?

o0o. must have clicked on the e button to hard. my bad. sorry all. i didnt mean to step on ya'all's toes. My deepest apologies.i dont like ne of them. lol, although i do find all their shows and movies amusing, im not a fan. Now, I'm a George C. fan. and a Julia Roberts fan.I am also a Barbra Strisand fan.The Way We Were is my favorite movie. This is my first time here, so i have NO clue.

Have you been ther?

QQ, now what were ya........... say'ing,,, lol

LOL,,, KIDDINME, just call it a night, and go to BED, remember, YOU can always, use a new user name, TOMORROW.. lol,,,

Kiddinme
Please for the love of God, don't try to pull a Michael Douglas on us, okay? What did you really expect when you come here and call everyone a Retard, Pathetic and what was that word we won't know the meaning of without looking up....ah yes, forlorn. Did you expect us to give you a group hug for showing us the light? Now that you realize you probablly have bitten more than you can chew, you claim you don't mean to step on anyone's toes. Give me a Break, please. Now, having read your last post, I have concluded that I am talking to a child, I am done with you. If I wanted to have a conversation with a kid, I talk to my 4 yr old nephew. He is more articulate and thoughtful.

O.K...I give up. What on earth is an omadawn?(#235)...Rizos, I'm so glad you survived! I think the cover shot looks exactly like Brad and Angelina, so I was completely stunned.

i dont have another user Name. I didnt knnow that i had used the same as another persons. It just hit me. sorry for your inconvinence. lookwhaticando, you really need typing lessons. ^.^

Be Sane
To be honest with you, I still don't get JA's joke on Leno. Can you please explain to me? I am a bit slow on the uptake when it comes to Jokes.

Thank you, Addictivetobamz+1, I'm slow, but I have to say, there are great "teachers" here. hehehe.
Que Viva La BAMZ+1!

i dont belive i bite off more than i could chew. There was merely nothing to bite offf. A few crumbs here and there, but nothing satisfying.An omadawn is an idiot. Call your math teacher that if you're still in school.>.

I dont play with children, I raise them. so ,, so long KIDDENME, You are on ignore. Go play your games with some one else, with each and ever on of you usr NAMES...

hmm bamz+1 & supporters rock!!!

The departments at my school have fundraisers every year, and my department and the math department are aways fightin'. My husbands a Math teacher. oh African Girl, its quite obvious the only person u speak w/ is a four year old. No explanation needed.

#249
No so long ago, you said that we were pathetic, just because we want to spend some time in this site. You said that we should get a life, What are you doing in here ,still.? Ah, and by the way, I'm curious, when did you teach in Africa? Maybe you should go back and the read us your report on how things are going.
Que Viva La BAMz+1!

rizos, u ever been to africa? i love it there, I taught in 1989, and then again in 2003. I find it awful for u to say that its not an amzing plaze w/ gratful people. The most selfless people ive meet live there. As a matter of fact, i taught in Kenya. Beautiful olace. All of Africa is beautiful. The people, the land. The situation is quite bad, but there is beauty surronding that.

# 247 | African Girl
JA's "joke" on Leno wasn't even funny. It was more like a sarcastic remark, delivered poorly. JA fans in the audience gasped and laughed hysterically though. It was actually a bit shocking because Leno didn't dare asked about him nor brought up his name. She did all on her own. This is what happened:

Leno: "there are so many rumors about you" (then mentioned
8M wedding at Oprah etc)

JA: "yeah... and there is that me da.. (she almost said "dating"!! Freudian slip!!) 'married to Brad Pitt' rumor".

I guess they were trying to make a light-hearted joke (I said "they" because I don't believe for a second she came up with this line on her own). It was meant to poke fun of her now-kaput marriage by saying it was a 'rumor'. But since it was poorly delivered and because she had no charm, it came across more sarcastic.

If she were more comical, the line would have been actually very funny and she could have blown away some of her 'victim' image. But I never found anything charming about her.

Throughout the interview she frawned a LOT and at the end when Leno said, "Say hi to Vince for me" she just looked away and roled her eyes. The former "Friend" wasn't very friendly.

Rizos, guest situation is great, have room for at least 8 people,just can't wait to go back, I can even smell the Mediterranean right now :) OK, so what did you guys as a joke make kiddinnme drink or smoke to keep us fans amused till the BABY is born???? I know BAMZ+! fans are the greatest and love to pull pranks but this too much, #246 can't be for real :-)

oh, and in between posts, im grading papers. It heps stimulate my brain a bit more. After 50 papers, its tired of the same thing.

You know, that is exactly what we are talking about here. How a beautiful job Agelina and Brad are trying to do in there. But all that ppl like you see is a bunch of loosers or ignorants that just come here to waste time. Must of us cooperate on one way or another, so why don't you leave us alone? I don't like the way you jump from one mood to another, that's just wrong to me.

# 257 | kiddinmeIt heps stimulate my brain a bit more. After
50 papers, its tired of the same thing.

That's true, I'm doin' my taxes.

ok i've checked the dictionaries but there's no omadawn word. Maybe it's misspelled. AG has been here for quite a while now and I don't think cheap shots like that is going to crumble her. She has written so many insightful things (look in the past threads if you must) but I digress of what you think of AG or other bamz fans.
# 219 | kiddinme-well what are you doing here there? same.

http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=omadawn

# 247 | African Girl
ps. One more thing related to PR of Douglas using Pitt:
Since JA said "Brad Pitt" loudly on Leno, it sure was on the
news the next day. Mission accomplished.

im not BASHING "bamz" fans, just a few people. And if it aint gonna crumble her why do you give a rats??

I know Lainey thinks they'll have the kids in Africa and they well may
but I can't help thinking that this is a carefully well thought out ruse.
No matter how beautiful, I don't see them being coped up in the
resort for the next 10 weeks or so.

Guli, have a great time.
Que Viva La BAMZ+1!

# 264 | lylian
As Lainey also mentioned it must be hard for the family and Angie is right worrying about Maddox. Well, I really don't care where or when it will be, but hope her delivery will be smooth.

In case of emergency C-section I guess they can bring her and her OB to the local ER.... Afterall Namibia was a (notoriously functional) German colony wasn't it? I'm sure they are there to feel safe enough about the local medical facilities.

My thoughts exactly, Lylian. I think they're in Namibia for a breather then off to Paris or US to have the baby. The medical personnel that is supposedly with them could just be a precautionary measure just in case something comes up before she is due.

guli

Where are you now?

What really amazed me is all the paps and the publicity after this family. I mean since they started as a couple it was a frenzy but now is insane. I just hope that she have a healthy baby and for now have some peace.
To all BAMZ+1 fans, have a good one.
Que Viva La BAMZ+1!

You know what's funny? They were able to find a Brad look a like but they had to computer generate Angelina. She's a one of a kind beauty. They could'nt find anyone that looks like her. And they never will. She's GORGEOUS!

Wherever Brad & Angelina is, one thing is for sure: NO MORE TRAVEL. There is not a doctor on the planet that will let a woman travel a few weeks from her due date. Even Gwyneth Paltrow said she traveled a lot to and from London while pregnant. But she stopped a few weeks befor she gave birth.

Oh man, my worst nightmare: character limit on posts. For a verbose commentator, I'm going to be struggling to keep within the limits. I can do a one-liner and a short quip here and there, but I don't stop just there. What will I do? *as I chew on my nails*

"Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;even if you win, you're still retarded."

Well, it looks like you've entered multiple Special Olympics events so you have a higher chance at medaling. Shooting for that bronze?

For someone with all that pronouncement, you sure have found your home here. Looking for one of us to help push you in your wheelchair to the finish line?

If you teach computer classes (more like Fisher-Price puters), that's scary with your grammar and spelling. Oooh, you mean you teach only in binary numbers of 1 and 0.

Take this: BAMZ fans 1; kiddinme 0.

"kiddinme-well what are you doing here there? same."
# 260 | oh yea | April 10, 2006 09:32 PM

She must be trolling for a friend as she's still with you guys since 7:19 PM, about 3 hours already.

Michael Douglas is such a wimp. I recall a clip of his interview on one of those entertainment news shows where he didn't back down from his GQ comments. In fact, he was explaining the reason for his words as a lament of the state of celebrity relationships.

Regardless, he's eating crow and issued an apology.

Brad and Angie 1; Michael Douglas - a big fat ZERO.

Oh man, my worst nightmare: character limit on posts
# 272 | cindy2
lol - I have been waiting all day for your reaction. Oh my, it was worth the wait. I felt the same way this morning when i saw the counter. What are going to do?

Be Sane
Thanks alot, no wonder I didn't get it. When everyone laughed, I just sat there thinking "okay, did i mess something?" Yep, she sure accomplished her mission.

African Girl, if there is truly a character limit, I am going to be so hamstrung! It may help me to post less? *thinks for a moment* Naaaaah, ain't gonna happen. Only the season will change that when summer rolls around and I'll be spending more time outdoors.

I read someone saying that Lylian was able to post a long message in another thread. Perhaps, jared hasn't enabled the character limit. I don't see the 400 number dwindling even as I type.

Would it be too premature to breathe a big sigh of relief? Let's hold hands and pray, African Girl!

Alright I know I said I won't address this person again but sometimes when you get the chance to gloat, you have to take it.

http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=omadawn
# 261 | kiddinme

Did I call it or what? Who has been hitting the dictionary & thesaurus? What, you need to learn big words before coming here? Who are you trying to impress? We are but mere children afterall. One last thing, I seriously pity the students whose papers you are grading because if you can't pay attention to the simplest of all grammars....oh man! Finish grading the papers sweetie, then come back and throw more BIG words at us, 'k?

Holding and Praying Cindy2. Holding and Praying.

I've found myself using words like 'k, b'coz, thru....which doesn't flow well for me. Aghhh! This is trying I tell you.

Well, I really do feel like such a gomeral for not knowing what an omadawn was. After all, it is a household word...somewhere?

One more thing before I go catch up with the older threads, African Girl, you're no idiot. Only true morons would say otherwise. You're a smart girl.

Evidently, you're targeted because, like me, we put ourselves out there at the forefront to take the hits. As I've told you before, let them roll off your back. Who really thinks random strangers spouting off their criticisms matters?

#268-be sane- unfortunately I am still in the US,I'll be leaving to go to Turkey on june 12 for 3 months,I have a home there.Anyone close by to Bodrum/Turkey, give me a shout.

Cindy2, I think with the new character limit we should try the short cuts my kids use on IM :) It is amazing, they sometimes leave w/o logging off, I go to snoop and have no clue what the crap they were saying!!!

Hi Cindy2 and African Girl...you are being challenged, for sure, with the word count thing. Lylian suggested going to "Preview", where she said you can then continue for a little longer. What on earth will Rica do??? Gotta go check and see if she has tried yet!!!

Hi Addicted!

You know me, I'm going to test those limits be damned. Nothing is gonna keep me down!! ;)

I remember when I had to file a complaint with the FTC and its website limits you to 500 characters. In several attempts, I could not fit my letter in the character limit. I tried all those shortcut abbreviations for words, but no luck. I eventually had to give up. Aargh!

I will definitely try your tip, Addicted. Otherwise, I'll go with the usual of crossing my fingers.

for a supposed teacher, that kiddinme person sound like some immature 12 year old with poor grammar.

To be on point though, I find it weird that they had to use computer-generate the fake Angelina while they used a real fake person as Pitt. The fake Pitt looks nothing like Brad.

hey angelah, jjjoy and angie fan!
Nice to see a kababayan here!How R U!?

Okay, you Brangelina fans do not have to believe me when I mention this, but as far as I'm concerned, THIS IS THE TRUTH with Jennifer Aniston. When she stayed over Oprah's place during that infamous interview last year, as a close source to Oprah, this is what I found out. When she was at Oprah's she let everything out to Oprah. From what I heard, she was bawling her eyes out, saying that she had still loved Brad and that SHE DID WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH HIM, but that she JUST wanted to have a little more time for her career. Even during their seperation, it killed her that Brad chose to be with Angelina. But when she knew that they both (BP & AJ) had signed up for the movie, she began to get prepared for what would happen, which is that he would get together with AJ. But JA was still devastated. As far as what I've heard, JA most definitely wanted to have children with Brad and most definitely wanted the marriage to work out. But it was HIS doing that they got seperated. She told him that she wanted to have children with him. She told him with all her heart she OF COURSE wanted to have children with him. For a couple of years, he made her feel bad for not having children with him and that is why in those interviews they would talk about how "marriage was only a pact" or that they werent sure of who each other's soul mates really were. When Brad got together with Angelina, the good actor that he is, gave a sob story to lure Angelina into getting together with him and having his baby later on. Originally, Angelina had always had kinda of crush on him for many years, but she wasn't really into him when she met him on the set of M&MS. After a while, she became very much into him and when he shared his sob story as well as his political views and wishes for a famil, she fell for him. Now alot of Angelina's fans, were disappointed that she got together with BRAD PITT of all people because he was so plain jane, hometown boy, white bread. Well, not that much, but compared to certain people, he was. That's all for now. And no need to retaliate or tell me I'm a liar. I know the truth.

Okay Caroline and was you a fly on the wall when Aniston had her little talk with Oprah listening to all these, hey but if that what you want to me go right ahead

Well, Caroline, I won't be jumping all over you and call you a liar. I'm not saying you're a reliable source.

Regardless, Jennifer has been playing that pity party already about wanting to bear children. Yeah, we know, we know. But it was always WHEN? We call that stringing Brad along.

Jennifer has also alluded in that backstabbing Vanity Fair interview that she was more into saving the marriage than Brad. Marriage was to be worked on and not walked away from. Well, I believe they were working on that crumbling marriage since 2003 (possibly earlier). That's about 2 years of working on a bad marriage. Isn't there a time when you accept that a marriage is irreparable? Irreconciable as SHE filed the divorce under?

So really there's nothing new about Jennifer's sustained pity party.

Angelah, jjoy, angie fan and hype:

Kumusta na kayong lahat. Another kababayan here. Nakatira ako sa Northern Cali. I'm glad to hear that most of you are Angelina fans as I am big time. :)

Hello and magandang gabi (goodevening) to all BAMZ+1.

# 285 | Caroline | April 10, 2006 11:31 PM | Report this Comment

So how do you know all this? If she was in such a bad state it would have shown on the interview.

# 285 | Caroline

"I mean, this is the baby Jen wouldn’t give Brad, and the fact that it’s Angelina giving it to him—my feeble little mind can barely handle it!”

So sad for Jen ...it really hurts ..if only she was a little less self-absorbed .. but that is life .. here is hoping that she has learned her lessons well .. Brad is out of her life now ...good luck Jen with Vince!

Oh Yeah, Cindy2. AddictedtoBAMZ+1, guli, guys thanks for your nice words. Kiddinme sounds suspiciously like a child trying to sound grown up with her words, too funny.

Caroline....okay. Thanks for clearing that up. So maybe it wasn't her destiny to have children with Brad Pitt. Thank God, she has found a more loyal guy. So no use crying over spilt milk. Everyone has moved on, eh?

# 285 | Caroline

Maybe Jennifer did want to give Brad the family that he wanted, but at HER convenience. And while I don't fault women who place their career over family (their choice) I also don't fault guys who want to have families (very few men want to be fathers, for Pete's sake). Anyway, this is SO OVER now, let Brad be happy with Ange and Jen with Vince.

ikiddinme
I get both pop culture and world issues all at the same time on these BP/AJ threads.Topics like
us history(early immigrants),adoptions,geography(lake como,namibia,cambodia ,ethiopia),family rel.
AJ/mother and brad /maddox.Latest pop news- leno's jokes,m.douglas's apology,movies that bombed,all time great beauty list,& baby wait4 BP/AJ.Media is full of Enron,politics,wars and daily crimes.Fed up with tthem.WE had informative and friendly forum here till the likes of you showed up.And the sky went dark. JEEZE!!

#285, Caroline@ 11:31pm...

My first comment: how did you manage to write such a long post with a 400 character limit?

My second comment : even if you were right there in the room with Jen and Oprah, you would still only be hearing one side of the story, Jen's. How could a Jennifer Aniston/ Oprah source know what went on inside Angelina's head? Isn't it still just their opinion? And the part about not having a baby because she wanted a career is not news. That was the problem! The only new twist is what sounds like Jennifer having a premonition about Brad and Angie working together, and fearing the worst. That IS something new...

# 285 | Caroline

The proof of the pudding is in the eating. For 7 years Brad was with Jen, and there was no baby. Barely a year with Angelina, Brad will soon have 3 kids.

Now u tell me that Jen wanted to have kids with Brad! Come on...

African Girl, I'm happy to report the 400-character limit has not been enabled, as I've posted a fairly long comment. But there is definitely an absolute character limit to posting. I've encountered it twice in my forays into the stratosphere, and the blog ate the posts. One was eventually posted, but the other wasn't. So we can do the happy dance ... for now unless further changes are being made.

No wonder Oprah bought James Frey's revisionist autobiography hook, line and sinker, she was reeled in by Jennifer's tears and sobs, as well (not needing to even go off of "Caroline's" report as we know what best buds Oprah and Jennifer are).

#285 | Caroline: As you would know if you spent time here, not much is taken "because I said so". Where are your proofs of your statements? I really don't mean to put you down, but, it sounds like a nice dream for JA fans to tell themselves in order to blame Brad. Your characterization of him is so far from anything anyone has ever said about him.

To the "teacher": I don't know ANY teacher who would use the word "retard" as a put-down. If you really are, SHAME on you!

Cindy2, -what am I missing here, aren't you curious? How come #285 gets to post so many characters? Seriously, someone, such as JARED has to tell the rules have been changed. Since the haters caused these restrictions. So please give me a clue JARED!!! I want to know how her post went thru? So is it different strokes for different folks??? Now that ticks me off until I get an explanation,

Cindy2! You posted more than 400? The only way I could was to preview and then add more!! I'm thinking 1000 would be a better mark to aim for. 400 comes awfully fast and I miss the long, comment on all 200 above Cindy2 posts! You were always the recap of the day before I went to bed! lol

Re: Jen's comment on Leno
I wonder if it's even simpler than just trying to get publicity and stumbling over her words. She IS fairly simple, after all. What if the slip with the "dating" was really because she was thinking of all the Vince Vaughn rumors, and meant to say yeah, like that married to Vince Vaughn rumor, but Brad is so much in her mind THAT was the Freudian slip?

AddictedtoBAMZ+1
You took the words right out of mouth. There i was keeping a watchful eye on the counter and I post and what do I see? Caroline with a full page. Hey, Caroline how did you do that?

Cindy2, I am doing the jig as we speak. If Caroline can do that, there is hope for the rest of us!

"But when she knew that they both (BP & AJ) had signed up for the movie, she began to get prepared for what would happen, which is that he would get together with AJ."

she new his plan was to get Angelina the whole time? even before the movie? BWAHAHHAH Brad has done many movies with Beautiful woman. HE could have had any of them. Why did he choose Angelina the wildest woman in HW!

like that married to Vince Vaughn rumor, but Brad is so much in her mind THAT was the Freudian slip?
# 300 | remember the truth

YIKES!!! That would be awful. Oh, Poor Vince . I like him, I really do. He reminds me of my older brother's friend. The one who is always around your house, you forget he does not live there. Goofy and takes no offense to any joke at his expense. Awww, poor, poor Vince.

# 300 | remember the truth -> I hadn't thought of that! I thought she was stoned. Your take makes me feel so sorry for her - she really lost didn't she? and for VV too, because that makes it look like she's just using him - which maybe she is, I dunno.

With Brad seemingly getting ready to leave acting behind, maybe she should be happy they broke up. I just get the feeling he's not as "into" the red carpet as he used to be. He's branching out into humanitarian causes, perhaps hotels, producing...let's face it, they had less and less in common as the years went by.

Hey Guli and Original Curious,

All I know is when I type up my comments, the 400 doesn't decrease. So I'm taking it as the limit hasn't been enabled.

You know me well enough that I barely can contain myself to few words. It would have been an insurmountable challenge to just post under 400 characters.

Just disregard the limit and see whether your posts go through. Believe me, I have messages in the pipeline to add to the education topic to push the limits.

Original Curious, glad I can be the one to put you in bed with my recaps. ;) I've never gotten around to replying to your compliment and I echo the sentiment. I enjoy your posts as the intelligent, reasoned ones.

#285 | Caroline

That leads me to believe that he knew he didn't want Jennifer wayyy before meeting Angelina. he should have divorced JA four 4 ago.

Caroline!
Well its too late now!they already divorced and have a separate lives now so move on! NEXT!
Joy! hello so its evening there well here katanghaliang tapat and yes its so nice to know n marami rin palang pilipino n obssesd din s knila!haha

#285 | Caroline

That leads me to believe that he knew he didn't want Jennifer wayyy before meeting Angelina. he should have divorced JA four 4 ago.

Cindy2.. Wait a minute, yours doesn't decrease? What?! Does this mean I have gone ober my limit on this site (lol). Not fair, Oh Come on Jared, What did I ever do? I so nice to the trolls, I never insult them....okay, okay, I see why I got the limit. Damn my big mouth!

Okay, African Girl, now we're in a state of confusion with this character limit. Yours still decrease? Mine doesn't at all. See, you should have been nice to Jared! Apples still work in pleasing the webmaster, y'know.

To Caroline:

First, it is as if you're saying people hate JA because she didn't give BP a baby. I don't think that is it at all. Sure, they had problems, like everyone else. It seemed rather obvious that JA wanted to concentrate on her career and lots of women have chosen to do so. However, what bugs is her passive aggressive behaviour since the marriage. To say: "But it was HIS doing that they got seperated." A broken marriage is usually the fault of both paries and you now saying oh, she wanted a baby and it's all BP so let's blame him is the same pity party story that have started to annoy people. Hey just maybe the marriage couldn't sustain itself. It's easy to manipulate a story so that the other person is at fault; one-sided stories do that. It's all her side and all her words and she can say whatever she wants; after all, from what I have seen it's NEVER her fault. She has made that clear enough. But do you know the real story? You say you know the TRUTH, but actually you don't, unless you have heard what BP has to say.

I must be tired.
I meant to write "does that me I have gone over my limit" and " I am so nice to the trolls"

# 285 | Caroline
Oh Mercy... You can't be pleading this group into believing
this... Don't try too hard next time. Regardless, I foresee Jen's
career shifting a bit, after having that delayed reaction of "oh,
maybe that was a bad PR on my part" about her whining &
sarcasm. Her and Vince will no longer be an item by Fall of 06' l
when she'll turn around and say "those annoying fans are fools"

I've thought all along she was using him. She is soooo needy, she couldn't go long without a man on her arm. And she had to not feel left out when Brad had moved on so easily. Now the pushing for marriage, already living together, and even saying she wants to have his baby -- it's all so pathetic. And every time she cries about Brad, I think Vince is a wimp to not realize how used he is.

Cindy2,
In that case, first thing tommorow morning, I am going Apple Picking. Fortunately there is an orchard by my house.
Jared do you have a prefrence? Red or Green? Both? No Problem.

#313: "Her and Vince will no longer be an item by Fall of 06'"

You're quite the optimist, yonder. ;) I say they will no longer be an item by summer of '06. They will go the way of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez after their film bombed.

Definitely Brad is over the red carpet. He's been wanting to do more than act for years -- architecture, the One organization, and even trying to talk to Jen about world affairs -- but she held him back. Now he can be who he wants to be -- a man who cares about more than himself. A man who cares about children, and not just his own. I'm glad he found his partner to do that with. No wonder he left.

#316
And if her next movie Breakup flops, well, I wonder who JA will
blame... "Vince makes my skin crawl".
But really, I think Jen will take a break and do some SOUL
searching with some help from her stylist and trainer. I really
see this girl revamping her needy image to something she's
NOT, like getting pictures taken with the needy and poor, and
promoting literacy 'for herself'.

The fact that JESSICA SIMPSON and LINDSAY LOHAN support Angelina Jolie is enough for me to NOT SUPPORT HER! Ugh! I dont care if that baby is the most beautiful on earth, BRAD was the one who made a mistake by getting together with that WITCH. AJ is a true HOLLYWOOD FAKE, BORN & RAISED!!!!

# 316 | cindy2 | April 11, 2006 12:45 AM | Report this Comment

Hey I definitely think The Break up is gearing up to be the next GIGLI, in box office.

#319: That is some idiotic comment. How can Angelina be blamed for who admires her?

No, HONEY your the idiotic fool! #321 "blamed for who admires her?" Are you serious? It reflects the type of tramp she is because she attracts other tramps, Susie, my dear Slut!

319 | marilyn

If you don't care about AJ, what in the heck are you doing on this thread? Why don't you go to Aniston thread and whine over there.

One more thing, I noticed most JA fans complain peevishly. Geez, get over it! Instead, why don't you buy some tickets for JA movie and physically show up. Support her instead of whinning.

If a woman can put her career as her top priority, then we should not put down a man for putting children as his top priority.

Members in a team can have differences but if their GOALS are difference from one another, then the team will not succeed.

# 285 | Caroline
"I'm a liar. I know the truth."

Guess you do. "A close source to Oprah" you mean Huvane.
Not even a good try, dear. Next.

# 285 | Caroline

This post has me ROTFLMAO.

Let me get this straight....Jen stayed at Oprah's and poured her heart out in a girl-to-girl convo that was strictly A&B....but YOU know everything that was said? Who's your source?

Where DO you people come up with these sources? If there were only 2 people present, then how do you know this info? Who told you? Are you close friends with Oprah or Jen and they shared with you? Explain please, because I'm just not getting it.

As for Jen wanting Brad's baby and just wanting a little more time with her career? Egads, how long was the man supposed to wait? They were together 7 years and she kept putting him off. As Lainey says...that woman wasn't ever going to open up her womb! Gimme break already.

I always laugh at the people who make haterish comments, because I don't understand how you could hate someone you don't even know. Ive come to realise that people either LOVE her or hate her for whatever reasons. Btw, she has more celeb fans than just those two.

To Marilyn: Well that was an intelligent retort; you really gave it to me didn't you?

I suppose the UN is one big TRAMP too--one Big Trampy Organization and Kofi Annan is the Secretary-General Tramp. As well as Wyclef, he must be a tramp. Now Pink who also admires Angelina, and who made fun of Jessica Simpson AND Lohan in her new video, she is a tramp. But see this is difficult, she hates the so-called "tramps" yet likes Angelina. Conflict...what to do?? Oh and let's not forget about Diane Sawyer, now she must be a tramp.

Angelah, jjoy, angie fan, hype and joy

Mabuhay! Another big fan from Portland Oregon. Originally from Pangasinan.

# 326 Passing Through

Maybe Caroline is one of Oprahs MANY maids?

The fact that JESSICA SIMPSON and LINDSAY LOHAN support Angelina Jolie is enough for me to prove that they have BRAINS!BRAD was the one who made a mistake by getting together with that HOMELY WITCH FOR 7 years! JA is a true HOLLYWOOD FAKE HEAD TO TOE!

# 285 | Caroline

I think she's on Huvane and Aniston's payroll. Gosh those desperados need to hire people to come and defend Aniston.

# 322 | marilyn

A poster like this always makes me chuckle in pity. They always resort in foul language & name calling. Just goes to show who are anti-BAMZ and JA supporters. Skip. Next.

Dear Marilyn go to Perez or Femalefirst. That's your league.

OMG! mama96 hello!
Im so happy nice to meet you all here!

HeLLo to all including joy,jjoy & hype. aww i'm only allowed up to 400 char. So i guess this is going to be a quickie.

# 270 | Frenchy "They were able to find a Brad look a like but they had to computer generate Angelina. She's a one of a kind beauty. They could'nt find anyone that looks like her. And they never will. She's GORGEOUS!"
-Truly Amazing eh?..hehe

# 285 | Caroline
-thanks for sharing whether it's fact/fic. Of course, who doesn't want to have brad's babies. It's ja's loss...ok i'll stop this segment is so last year's. SO OVERRRR. Have a good tuesday guys!

# 319 | marilyn

Brad's first mistake was ever getting into the clutches of Jennifer and creating the monsters called the Brad-Jen-4eva fantasizers. Gosh, I would do a travel back in time, if I could to prevent that union and be spared of all the whiny, bitchy fans and their leader.

285 Caroline, I find your tale interesting and I won't call you a liar.
I do however think that 2 people can be in the same room and
have a totally different perspective of a situation. Also, of course, your source heard on Jen's side of the story. But you should know that your very own description of what JA allegedly said just confirms the BAMZs fans' perspective too - that the fault doesn't totally lie with Brad but 50% of it with JA. And also, it confirms our view that the marriage was in serious trouble long before AJ appeared.

So lets start with a different perspective of the same story. I quote you when you say "she was bawling her eyes out, saying that she had still loved Brad and that SHE DID WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH HIM, but that she JUST wanted to have a little more time for her career". I believe she still loved Brad and really wanted his children but she also wanted more time to pursue her career. This begs the following questions: (1) how much longer did she want?? (2) what was the agreement between Brad and Jen when they got married? Was it to start a family ASAP?? She had signed up for 4 more movies by the end of Friends. She was busy filming right up until August 2005 and that's not including promoting the films etc..

You wrote and I quote "For a couple of years, he made her feel bad for not having children with him and that is why in those interviews they would talk about how "marriage was only a pact" or that they werent sure of who each other's soul mates really were." So it seems like Brad and Jen were arguing over a very fundamental issue in a marriage. But HOW could Brad make Jen feel "bad" about not having children with him if Jen had stated clearly at the time of marriage that children were to be on hold for a couple of years. I mean, I'm sure Jen is no walk over. You don't get to handle the sort of pressure in the showbiz world that she's been subject to by being a weakling. If she had told Brad firmly and clearly at the time of their marriage, "no kids for the next 3 years coz I want to finish Friends and then I want to try my hand with making films and really pushing my career to the limits, at least, till I'm about age 36" do you honestly believe that Brad could "make" Jen feel "bad" about not having Brad's kids? Like I said, Jen's no weakling. We may not like the passive aggressive way she fights but she's fighting right now for her career. If she had told Brad to wait for a certain agreed period of time, do you really think she would have taken nasty comments from brad about not having kids. I don't think so. This just makes me wonder what fundamental agreements and promises she made, which she didn't keep. And if they are both in a dysfunctional and possibly destructive relationship as you imply, should they stay together??

If a woman in her 30s wanted kids and the husband did not, what would you say to that woman. I've told my women friends "- give them a ultimatum and if they still ask for more time, cut loose coz you know what, your clock is ticking. I know you'll say, but Brad's clock isnt ticking - but is that really true??? We all have clocks that tells us we should have XYZ by a certain time or else. Brad's clock may not be biological but it certainly is still a valid clock.

You wrote and I quote: "As far as what I've heard, JA most definitely wanted to have children with Brad and most definitely wanted the marriage to work out. But it was HIS doing that they got seperated." What you are implying from this statement is that (1) Brad should have waited and kept trying to fix the marriage with Jen and (2) if Brad hadn't met Angelina, he would have fixed up his relationship with Jen.

Who are we to judge Brad or any other person (say a friend of ours in the same predicament) how long he should keep trying to fix a dysfunctional and possibly destructive relationship?? And as for the marriage surviving if Angelina were not in the picture, who can know this for a truth? Why do you think more then 50% of marriage split up in America? How many marriages are stuck together, not out of love or trust or respect, but out of financial and social necessity?

You wrote and I quote :" Even during their seperation, it killed her that Brad chose to be with Angelina. But when she knew that they both (BP & AJ) had signed up for the movie, she began to get prepared for what would happen, which is that he would get together with AJ. But JA was still devastated."

Caroline, You'lll need to clarify the above point. Which separation, the one in January 05 or when they separated when Brad and Angelina were filming M&MS? He planned to get Angelina all along?? He knew Nicole Kidman was going to drop out of the movie and he had engineered that just so that he could make sure Angelina would take the role because he knew she was free to do so though according to Doug Liman, the director and producers had hit on the AJ idea later and in fact Doug thought it would be quite fun for Gwyneth to take the role and they also considered Catherine Zeta Jones.

From your post, its clear that Jen blames it all on Brad. Yet from your own post, and arguable, in Jen's words, I would say:

(a) Angelina is not to blame for Jen's and Brad's break up. That marriage was over way back in 2003 when those interviews about "marriage being a pact" were played out and when Brad was "making Jen feel Bad" about not having kids.

(b) Both Brad and Jen obviously had issues about children in the marriage. He didn't want to wait any longer for kids. Is he wrong? She didn't want to have kids just yet? Is she wrong? NO and NO. So, the marriage fell apart with fault on both sides and I would argue, evenly distributed between Brad and Jen ( even from your own post, Caroline). Angelina was a catalyst, bringing out a deep, underlying malaise in Brad's and Jen's marriage.

by the way, I just want to say, a person who doesn't take responsibility for themselves and their feelings accuses others of "making them feel bad". A person who takes responsibility for her feelings, looks at the issues on hand, acknowledges her feelings of guilt and within her sphere of action, takes reasonable steps to rectify the negative consequences of their actions or omissions, learns from her mistakes, forgives the other party of his wrong doing and by doing all of this, lets go of the anger, the resentments - moves on. If indeed your source is correct, then Jen has yet to accept responsibility. She's still into the "he makes me feel so bad" state.

ok i totally forgot who wrote it but just go ahead and preview your message then you'll be able to type more.

BTW, hello # 329 | mama96. san diego right here.

Hey how do you override the 400 character limit?!

cindy, nice to catch you

time zone's still alpha and nothing to do, so

"...the practice run for amazing race" sounds fun, but beware that i'm not easy to handle,

very demanding and sometimes i bite

"I'll knock them off like I'm shooting at clay pigeons" hahhaa-i've already slapped him a few

times
urk get your mitts offfg gf


# 339 | 88
Click the preview button

allright, back to you, cindy.

forget what i said about slapping, he's okay. mostly.

that practice run for amazing race...cindy, perhaps we can talk about that later

A.

Hey my lapdog!

Hold on, I have to switch gears for the moment.

Okay, folks easy answer to circumvent the charater limit, but I'm not sure I want to give it out for the trolls? What do you think?

wow these pictures are weird. I love pictures of Bamz+1 but not fake pictures. Also, there are some angry people out there. Maybe everyone should just relax and enjoy the fact that are favorite actors are having a baby...

# 337 | lylian
Now I feel like thanking our little Caroline for that schoolgirls' note. Just so I was able to read your reply. What a patient and warm person you are.

Okay, my lapdog, I'm back in unlimited character mode. I can't draft my comment seeing the numbers closing in on zero.

Alpha? You speak in pilot lingo that I have to figure out. Do you know how much trouble I had to find where exactly UTC/GMC+1 is? And then there's the daylight savings time change. We mere mortals just speak in location, location, location in cities.

Damn, you leave me now. Okay, later.

Monday is more of my trying to catch up with the weekend comments. I'll have more free time tomorrow maybe.

Maybe I'm too much into physical, slapstick comedy, but the visual of your slapping him did make me giggle. But I bet he liked it. He liked it A LOT!

Till tomorrow.

Almighty God takes care all His children bad or good. I'm praying GOD give special care for the Pitt's family especially for Angelina's coming baby's birth & a Special blessing for the new baby Pitt. Avid Fan of BAMZ+ new baby

Okay folks, an easier solution is simply to disable your javascript. Apparently the running tab on your character limit is javascript-dependent. Since some already know of the Preview circumvision, you minus well know an easier method.

I don't know if long messages were a problem. If they were, I acknowledge I must have been among the worst offenders. Hey African Girl, want to share my cell with me? We'll polished those apples nice and shiny to get out jail free. When you're apple picking, be sure you avoid those with worms. If you give Jared any with worms, you'll undo all the goodwill I've cultivated with those apples.

"Preview circumvision,"

Don't know what the hell circumvision is, but I meant "circumvention." Well at least I didn't bungle with circumcision. Yikes!

Wait a minute...Lylian too? Come on, thid is not fair, loved your post by the way. Cindy2 you better start spilling. I tell you I'm going stark raving mad.

Passing Through...Good catch there. There were two people in the room, yet caroline was able to hear the conversation. Oprah better have her mansion debugged.

Hey Mama96, how are ya?

Marilyn...you don't make any sense whatsoever. Your point lacks merits, it is disjointed but most of all it something a child would say.

On that note, I bid you all a good night. Going apple picking tommorow. Jared is increasing my Limit whether he like it or not. If I have to shove it down his throat, he is eating them apples.

Aaaaaah! Sorry I had to yell, I just noticed something, my character limit doesn't decrease when I use my phone but it does with the home comp. LOL.....Cindy2, we are good to go! Oh, Jared, i 'm still picking you apples though. Yipeee, pls don't mind me, I am just excited. I could write all night...I could but I won't (still walking on thing ice, don't want to get Jared mad before he changes his mind).

Good night all. Jeez, look at me go with the spaces in btw....between (don't have to mince my letters). Okay, okay I am stopping now. I'm so excited!

Lylian, great post. I could not have said it better. Eloquently done, I might add.

People do mistakes it just part of being a human. I actually admire people who acknowledge their errors in life then move on forward.

Btw, I am also very happy, because of A.J and thanks to Jared, I am meeting wonderful people all over the world...including my fellow Filipino's.

just another quotes...

The hatred you're carrying is a live coal in your heart - far more damaging to yourself than to them.
-Lawana Blackwell

cindy, is this how you disable javascript?

http://i1.tinypic.com/v61844.jpg


ok, cindy: later.


A..

That's cute, my lapdog!

That was what I wanted to do with my computer on Friday. Do you know how dizzy it is to stare at images on a computer screen that looked like a Jackson Pollock painting? It was a frustrating day, to say the least, without even taking into account with dealing with the federal government. DMV has nothing on them.

Later.

SORRY BUT IN NAMIBIA THERE ARE THREE HOSPITALS:
BISMARCK CENTER
COTTAGE PRIVATE HOSPITAL
SWAKOPMUND PRIVATE HOSPITAL

# 337 | lylian
Very good post ! speak my heart out!

I'm sorry, but those pics creep me out. The press frenzy is getting out of hand. These are two people having a baby. They need to back off and I think fans and detractors need to take a powder too because we are contributing to this strangeness.

First they looked for it, they wanted it and now they HAVE to live with it. The way things are going right now for them it's for sure they won't last. Even if they want to. Too much attention,too much pressure on them. It's far from close to a average celebrity life. They won't make it to till the end.

# 357 | jo

What a pessimist! Always look at the brighter side of life!

# 285 | Caroline
I've great doubt on your post. you are just another fanatic aniston fan who would make up story just to help Aniston make excuses. which I've seen in several blog. it's really bullshxt. Aniston is a 37 y/o pushin 40 woman. who should start holding some responsiblity in her life. she blame everyone except hersilf.

# 357 | jo | April 11, 2006 07:25 AM

Too much attention? Yes but I think eventually things will slow down. Especially after the birth of the baby.
Too much pressure? Who are putting pressure on them? They do not need to live up to other people's expectation.

Even if their relationship don't last, they will maintain good relationship and not dissing each other in public.

I really hope that the paps will leave them alone. Stop stalking them and let them have privacy. I believe they will last as I can clearly see both of them really complementing each other and so much in love. The kids will bond them forever. I dun see why thye shd split because of the pressure. Both of them truly share common interests that will make them stick to each other forever..

Why won't people realize that divorce occurs when two people fall out of love. Love can change shape. JA is a beautiful, rich, successful woman. However, I feel that she is only presenting her movies and her case of her marriage in a way that has been suggested by her PR. Just because their marriage did not work does not mean they both can't find happiness with other people.

I think BP/AJ should do a scene right out of The Lion King if they are still in Africa after the baby is born. Find their perfect spot, hold the baby up to the sky, and ask for a special blessing. And maybe take Maddox and Zahara, too, and ask for blessings for both of them. What a great family bond that would be.

"Caroline" has to be an Aniston PR-approved person who, because she doesn't use a drool bucket like so many Chin fans, and because she can actually string a few coherent sentences together, is trying to speak with some kind of authority on the whole subject. Contrary to tabloid reports, I DON'T believe Oprah has any vendetta against B & A--she's too savvy. I think, again, Chin PR people have planted stories saying that O is a Jen girl, loves her, hates Brangelina, etc. Why? Because, once again, they try to get other people to prop up Chin--and who better than Oprah with her power and moral authority? (which I don't agree with but that's another story). Her PR people aren't stupid--have other people defend poor Jen--or LIE that they do--and she can sit there looking pitiful and victimized. It's a bunch of B.S. frankly. And sorry, don't believe Chin wanted kids anytime soon with Brad.

# 285 | Caroline | April 10, 2006 11:31 PM

Jennifer Aniston is that you?? The whining, its-not-my-fault tone sure sounds eerily like her.

Cindy2, Africangirl, guli, estelle,elena,rudedog,chanel,and all other BAMZ+1 lovers! Just wanted to say that I consider myself fairly intelligent and it is a pleasure to post with such highly intelligent people. I am a little busy right now, but keep up the goodwork!-My theory still is that they are NOT in Namibia, but I am wrong sometimes-The picture is a little freaky-Rock on!

#285 Caroline,your post had so many contradictions in it.JA had 7 years with a man that she knew wanted kids asap when she married him.She put him off for years with excuse after excuse.The fact that she didn't want kids is fine,but it's not fair to stay married to someone who does.Most men would have left her years ago,this just shows Brad is a good man,and he tried.The divorce was for the best.

This baby will be beautiful. They're a gorgeous couple.
Bamx4life

you guys suck....get a life and go make your own babies...lunatics

^ damn straight bunch of psychos

hey hey my friends hows things today?
its cold and raining here in the UK so im not too pleased.
but nevermind on to other things... a bit a bad night last night for the idiots that try to cause havock!(sp) the day before not one!
anyway i hope alls well with you guys.

# 212 | African Girl

Why is Michael Douglas just now coming out with his apology? Cuz he's got a new flick to promote, natch!

# 311 | Susie

Here, here! Good post. One thing I think people tend to lose sight of is that If JA had loved BP enough, having their baby would've been more important than her career. When I stop to think about it, that career excuse is just so lame. There are plenty of hugely successful actresses with children who haven't had to choose one over the other. Then again, these tend to be women who've made a name for themselves and have their pick of scripts that come to them naturally. They don't have to have their husbands create a production company for the express purpose of getting them work. Look at Julia Roberts. She's been in and out of relationships more often than I change shoes, BUT, she had her children on HER timeline irregardless of her work schedule.

Most women know they're going to need to take at least 6 weeks off after the baby is born and plan accordingly. JA worked in television and had to make movies in the summer so I guess she felt like there was never a time she could have 6 weeks off. But that doesn't really wash either because NBC gave her the perfect chance to BE pregnant DURING the season and give birth DURING the season. She knew well in advance that her character was going to be pregnant and the producers fully expected that she would be pregnant in real-life, too, and made plans for if she was. So what did that self-serving cow do? Nothing. She didn't take advantage of ready-made opportunity. Maybe she tried, but I doubt it. Every since Friends became a hit she's come up with one excuse after another not to have a baby and why Brad put up with it for so long boggles my mind. Maybe he loved her more than she loved him because I don't know a whole lot of men who would put up with their wife putting something off for as long as she did. Lord knows she certainly wasn't getting any younger.

# 352 | cindy's lapdog
how can the dog stand the smell of being in your lap? Must be related to rudedog's gay ass

Hey Richard, you will only stay hard if you take another!

# 375 | viagra |
lmao

# 315 | African Girl


POOR, POOR AFRICAN GIRL...SHE CAN'T POST MORE THAN 400 CHARACTERS....

Be nice to me and I'll tell you the secrets to get around it.....

314 - Remember the Truth
I too feel sorry for Vince, I just can not believe he cannot see Jen for what she is, a user,

# 319 | marilyn

Frankly the fact that you even READ anything about those 2 'hos makes me glad you're NOT on the Brangelina bandwagon. Now get back to your trailer park.

PS - I think I'm channeling rudedog today....I sure hope his interview went well!

he tells hes misses they are his vitamins!

# 375 | viagra
not if I'm looking at you..eewww you make me tingly all over...

# 326 Passing Through

Maybe Caroline is one of Oprahs MANY maids?

# 330 | Lover
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Ah-ha! That explains it! Oprah has packed on a lot of pounds lately, so maybe she was bringing Oprah a sandwich or 4 and overheard Jen whining, er, I meant "crying" not "whining". Thanks for clearing that up for me, Lover.

285 - Caroline

That was one of the most funny things I have read to date on JJ. I could almost feel your Drama. haaaaaaaaa

i know this may sound different to what you have experienced, the tingly feeling fades, its just the blood rushing to you brain! there is a warning on the packet.
"you may feel a warn tingly feeling, dont worry its obviously been a while since you last experienced this!"

# 384 | viagra
I think you are just jealous cause you have to use one of those strap devices..eeww that makes me tingly thinking about it.

richard going soft, also on the packet, "No more nights for your wife having to strap the dildo over where your whole world ends/begins"
that would make me tingly too, thinking of the old days before you depended on something so small!

honey I don't have a wife. I have a bitch like you that can take it as well as give it. do you wanna be my bitch?

#311 Marylyn Great Post! If I can quote you.

It's easy to manipulate a story so that the other person is at fault; one-sided stories do that... It's all her side and all her words and she can say whatever she wants; after all, from what I have seen it's NEVER her fault. She has made that clear enough. But do you know the real story? You say you know the TRUTH, but actually you don't, unless you have heard what BP has to say."

No matter how thin you slice the ham, there will always be two sides. Until you here both sides than it is impossible to make a fair judgment.I am not going waste my disputing what someone heard. However, I can believe that Jennifer was doing /saying whatever was needed to sway Oprah... Jennifer is not a fool .... She knows that Oprah wields a lot of power and influence. not only within the Hollywood and political A list but speciall with public opinion.... I have a feeling that she has learned some things from "friends with money". I would not doubt that she is planning on turning the Oprah-Gayle BF duo into a trio. She has a reputation for choosing people who can "help" her get to the top.... The damsel in distress plays to a female audience as well as a male audience... Hell, that is how she got Brad....Save me , help me...Oprah was more interested in helping the "victim" as it plays better to her audience than the adult who owns to her own life. Sshe might be sympathetic and projecting her own issues with having children vs. career , but I have more faith in her than to think that she chooses such emotionally bankrupt friends. If so, Gayle better watch her back.


Have had a very busy weekend, so have not had a chance to read all the threads good to see all of you here.

Cindy2, African Girl, Lylian. Malibumom, Moi Jade , Lou. Be sane, Adddicted to Bamz, Alexanderine, and all the other wise women that I am getting to know here on this site; I will want to catch up and read what you all have shared as it is always well said and informative

Stef, my daughter went back to school this morning and said to tell you hi. Spent yesterday chaperoning some kids at an immigration rally here in Dallas and I guess she spent her day playing on the internet and eating ice cream. (She had oral surgery.)


Okay folks, an easier solution is simply to disable your javascript. Apparently the running tab on your character limit is javascript-dependent. Since some already know of the Preview circumvision, you minus well know an easier method.

# 348 | cindy2
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Stop it, Cindy2! You're giving one of the secret methods to African Girl! ROTFL!

Seriously, though - you don't want to disable your javascript because you need it for so many other things these days. I'll tell you guys the easiest way around it without having to disable javascript or preview your message. Three words for ya - cut and paste. Do your message in Notepad (or any other text editor), then paste it into the COMMENTS box. BUT, DO NOT HIT ENTER. "Enter" makes the script start counting. Just hit the POST button.

And now that Jared knows how we're getting around the limits he can switch to a PERL CGI script and there goes our fun!

richard has flopped!
i havent got the cash to keep buying pills just so that you can perform.
hey has any one got the number for HSUS?
someone is mistreating his dog!

# 391 | viagra
eeww I love when you talk dirty to me. honey if you have run out of money that's ok, you can do me for a while..deal? do like the outfit? a tad bit tight in the rumpus. eeww and those nasty things you do with those candles.

let jen be yu all have your views about her ,really at the end of the day she was the one left facing the crowd she was the one that had to put on a brave face and yes she had to give i nterviews and since yu guyz feel she is ugly or whatever take a good at yourselves jen is not perfect and noone yes brad and angie are the ones smiling now yu wait and see whom would be left smiling

i aim to please! lol its in the job discription!

Viagra
Please what is it you do? I am Brickhead....I mean Richard's wife. Please pay no mind to him, he likes to boast about certain things....but he doesn't....how can I put this delicately.....the closest to hard he's ever come if when he change his name. Please go ahead and dole out the advice because i am at my wits end.

Bitch? Oh My Richard, who is the Bitch in our relationship? Who cries every night because he can't things done like a normal man? Who calls me every our on the hour to make sure I haven't left you? Do you think I love you? Oh, Honey I never loved you, I only felt pity for you. If you know what's best for you, you'd better shut up and listen to Viagra. This is the last straw, Steelhead. Amazing isn't it when half a man tries to carryy on like he is more than that. Fool. Just so you know, My bags are packed, I should be considered for sainthood for putting up with gummy bears when i could have had Jaw breakers. Even Mother Teresa's Kindness has nothing on mine.

brickhead steelhead
LMAO ROTF!!!!!!
brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

# 395 | Brickhead Steelhead
I'm sooooo sorry baby. It's not you really, it's just the Chin on Jenn I can't stop thinking about.It reminds me of days go past well back when you fun before the baby. Now all I think about is your harry cox and those dimples on your ass and how much I will miss them jiggle when you walk. Oh please give me one more chance. I promise we don't have to play bust that
brake light anymore.

Good morning, I am counting my characters. :),I will type without spacing,so AG what is going on with the apple picking?, who is this Caroline girl that everyone gave her too much attention, ignored her. MM, please continues with your conspiracy theory, very intriguing.

hey there Estelle, hows things with you?
you dont have to count characters just perview you can add more. dont tell veryone tho.

Thanks Stef, I went back and read some of the post from sunday and I am almost up to date. I like to read everything backward, but sometimes it can be very confusing ;). ( whisper, I won't tell)
and leave it for Cindy2 to find a shortcute...she is our master I tell you. So it is quiet this morning eh?...

Morton....Yes that's his real name. He tried to feel like a real man so he changed his name to Richard. Ah! Rich...as if! Hard....well we know aboth that already.
Morton do you know why I let my self go after the baby? A baby that's not even your. How stupid are you? We hadn't shared the same bed let alone the same room in 2 yrs. What, you think you weak boys magically scaled through the iron doors that seprates us and planted themselves. Do you people see the stupidity I have to deal with?
Anyway, back to the matter at hand, do you know why I let myself go? Anything, even looking like hairy monster to keep from hearing your whinning every night.."oh baby, I don't know what happened, I almost got it up that one time right?" or "honey give me anothe hour I promise....please" or "baby why did you slap me...why? Why? You know it won't happen when I am emotional? Why do you always do that" forget, I was done with that. So I came up with a way to keep him away, imagine my surprise when he thought that was the cutes thing he'd ever seen. How sick and desperate can a man be? Morton, it's over.

# 391 | richard stillhard
WTF!! has this turned into a homo site now...sheesh a man can't even leave for 24 hours..

hi eveyone...just checking in and waiting on a train..lol I'm not drving over here...

Rudedog!

hey from NYC--where are you now?? Which train station? :)
bon voyage!!

# 403 | Be sane
Gare du Midi. I'm trying to make my way to Paleis voor Schone Kunsten museum. Shame on me for not getting better directions and drinking Wild Turkey!!!lol

we are staying about 2 kilometers from the train station which makes navigation easy. Actuallu I found it easier to get around in Europe then back in the States

rudedog,

Ah Still in Belgium. Much white beer? It's SO easy to get wasted in Brussels... :) Are you going to The Haag, Delft et al, too?

Are you going back to France? If you are going towards Toulouse from the west, (Bordeaux) I recommend this place where there are French tourists but not many foreigners.

It's a swamp :) the BEST escargot & frog (if you are into them). Also incredible array of canals made by Louis XIV you can go canouing all day.

Check out: Marais Poitevin
http://www.marais-poitevin.com/

Bon continuation! :)

# 406 | Be sane
Won't be going back to France this trip. Yes the Haag trip is planned for tomorrow and then on to Rotterdam. I now have a female companion(actually an ex girlfriend from the Venice days) who is making all the travel decisions...lol Hmm I wonder if BP feels this way???

gotta run..trying to catch the 6:30 train. keep the haters at bay..here's some dutch for ya..just leanred it..lol het goed tot ziens en neemt zorg!!

Well said #337
Interesting perspective and totally believable #300.

#285- glad you know the "truth"... so here's my "truth":
Angelina saw the same thing JA saw in Brad, that he is a good, decent guy. He did not have to sell her anything. Angelian is smart...she saw a good man and rethink the "not getting pregnant" thing...did it and by the looks of it.. loves it too. JA = career, BMaz =Fami

# 407 | rudedog
ex-girlfriend from Venice days" huh? :) Is she Italian? Are you in trouble? Just kidding :):)

Haag - good museums I thought, Delft - 'chick town' very cute,
Rotterdam nice boat restaurants on the canals -- enjoy!

From what I read at Lainey's (laineygossip.com) Brad seems to
be making security arrangements but birth destination seems
to be Angie's say. Who knows :) Whatever the lady wishes,
right? Right??! :)

Passing Through
That is so unfair! Why won't you let cindy2 share with me? This is killing me I tell you. Now I have to type on an itty bitty key board. I asked my brother to help me disable my Java and he gave me a look that said "I know you were this close to insanity but now you've gone over the edge" please, please I'll be very nice to you...you pretty gal, so sweet, you're the best, yes you are. See?

Estelle
Where have you been? It's been a mad house I tell you, a mad house. Got lots to tell you but catch up first.
Rudedog
Lol, I told you when the Dog is away, the cats and mice all come out to play. Oh, one of your admirers came calling last night. She was all set to impress you with all her big words. I had to tell her you were out and boy did she get nasty or what? Calling me names, Jesus what is it about you? (Sigh). Anyway, how was your drive? Did you have enough petrol? (Goodness, it been a while since I've heard that. It was nice). I hope for her sake the consulate lady is behaving herself?

# 410 | Be sane
yep..lol I'm getting cursed out now in a language I've never heard...I think it's Slovic..She's been around and lived all over Europe so she's travel savy...see ya guys..

Hallo all of you, just to say hallo. No chance to catch up on everything yet. I'll do that tonight. Rudedog as they say in Dutch: tot later en geniet er lekker van. Doei!

# 411 | African Girl-I know.. it's a mad house, I was up north doing some snowboarding on Saturday and went to Las Vegas on Sunday and Monday. I won $32.50 on a quarter slot machine, paid for my buffer dinner at Aladin Casino, :)...so, back to your apple picking...real apple you are talking about right? LOL

Do you know TONYA HART ?

She is supposed to be a friend of Angelina and was quoted by British Star magazine. Who is she ... would you know?

Tonya Hart? Who is she and why should we care? What did the british star quote her saying. Is this another whatsherface wannabe, the lesbian chick

Excellent #337

#285, JA bawling her eyes out...PPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Here's another James Frey episode for Aston K. How many time can Opray be Punk'd. The sad thing about JA pity PR, is that the scores of women who really are heartbroken and are still emotionally vulnerable are buying the poop she's dishing.

CAROLINE, all your post did was prove that the "golden couple" lost its golden dust 2 years before the split. That's why JA and VV exchange saliva and other body fluids (off the set) while making the Break Up, which started way before Mr and Mrs Smith.
In addition Caroline, I will believe JA wants children when she stops smoking, and smoking, and smoking, and drinking, and smoking...until then I choose to believe the divorce was the result of two persons whose goals: career and personal, were on different paths, and it was best thought to leave while they both had a chance at being happy...simple.
To BAMZ fans and JA Fans, give VV some credit will yuh, his movies are usually box office magic, therefore he could get basically any woman he wants. He's with JA because right now they have many things in common like smoking, and smoking, and gambling, and smoking some more, and drinking lots of this and smoking, you know... no children now clause and smoking.
To JA FAn be happy for her she found her soul mate.. someone who like smoking more than she does...

To BAMZ FAN.. keep real

# 411 | African Girl-I know.. it's a mad house, I was up north doing some snowboarding on Saturday and went to Las Vegas on Sunday and Monday. I won $32.50 on a quarter slot machine, paid for my buffer dinner at Aladin Casino, :)...so, back to your apple picking...real apple you are talking about right? LOL
# 406 | Be sane -I've been there, beautiful places but lots of mosquitos though, huge..huge mosquitos, if you squash one of them, full of blood...gross, sorry, I did not mean to get carry away...

# 416 | To Anon #415
Here is the news bit:

Jolie Hits Out at Aniston
By WENN| Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Photo GalleryHOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie has reportedly accused Jennifer Aniston of using an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show last September to turn the public against her and Aniston's former husband Brad Pitt.

Jolie's close pal, Tonya Hart, is quoted in British magazine Star saying the actress was enraged by Aniston's behavior, claiming she was "milking" her split with Pitt.

And the movie beauty even cut ties with Winfrey herself, when the talk-show hostess then tried to invite her on the show.

Tonya claims Jolie said, "Oh my God, it makes me want to throw up! She shot her mouth off and Oprah took it all in.

"The audience took it all in. They were all against Brad and me from that moment on.

"She wanted people to feel sorry for her that her marriage was down the pan. Brad and I couldn't defend ourselves."

Tonya adds, "Angie told Oprah she was extremely upset with her and wanted nothing to do with the show, even though Oprah reportedly said, 'Don't bear a grudge against me."

Article Copyright World Entertainment News Network All Rights Reserved.

# 419 | anon -another make-up story, I am now waiting for the " denial" statement from Tonya Hart...stay tune.

Star magazine is terrible. i don`t understand people who give credit to it. it must go away.

Estelle
Snowboarding eh? That sounds really nice unfortunately, you couldn't get me on anything that moves down hill by its on volition...hun, hun. You go ahead and I will live vicariously through you (lol). Now vegas? I am there with all hands on deck. The first time I went was for my 21st bd and they had to drag me off kicking and screaming. Don't know why....maybe playing the slot for 4 and half hours was an indication of a growing addiction. Now if my family hear anything that sounds like quaters jingling in my pocket, they reach for the phone....calling Gamblers Annon. They have a few sponsors on stand by.
Glad you had fun though.

# 392 | helen

Nobody MADE Jen do the interviews. All she had to do was refuse to answer the questions. Famous people do it all the time. If at any time she had said, "I will not discuss my marriage or divorce in the media." people would've had to back off. But NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Little Miss Run Off At The Mouth had to keep putting her business in the street. As the bible says, "You will reap what you sow.

hey anon...
i was in the supermarket today and read that article, i dont know how true, as they usually put a "source" or "friend" if its made up. but at this moment if i was angie and i saw jen up on oprahs couch i would have said that! saying that her friend if it is true should never sold her out, espcially at this time, so close to the birth.
hows longhorn laws mouth today?

Anon...
Star Magazine?! Are you kidding me? Who buys this crappy magazine.....isn't there some ethical rule in journalism they are twisting, bending and breaking?

Okay, that's it, I am done with Star and their lies. Poor Tonya (whoever she is)

# 425 | African Girl

I do not believe the story either. I was just wondering who Tonya Hart is ... never heard of her.

hey african girl...
you worked out how to write more yet?
or has someone explained to ya?

Even if that Tonya Hart story is not true, I would have said the same thing Angie is reported to have said. It's like the Divorce is one big cow for Aniston to milk and milk she did.

Yet I also have to agree that Angelina shouldn't bear a grudge against Oprah for doing the show with Aniston. Heck she's a show business woman, one recognize viewers' interest in the divorce. However, I would bear a grudge if in fact Oprah has taken Aniston's side without knowing the whole truth. Oprah can't be stupid enough to think that there is only one side to a story, especially in a broken relationship; it's always the other person's fault.

Howevr, if what Tonya says is true, then in fact Oprah isn't really on Aniston's side at all.

# 419 | anon

I find it rather hard to believe that any of Angie's friends gave a voluntary interview with a tab. So far her friends have been mum...unlike JA's entourage...and I doubt they'd suddenly start talking at this juncture.

Having said that...even if this story isn't true, it SHOULD be because it's 1,000,000% accurate! JA did use the Oprah interview to turn the public against B/A. Thankfully not everyone is spellbound bey her "Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" act.

The thing about Aniston and her hypocrisy: she tells everyone to "please turn the page" yet in interview after interview...magazines, talk shows, Brad's name comes up EACH AND EVERY FRIGGIN' TIME. On those talk shows, she's the one who voluntarilys says "Brad." It's hard for people to turn a page when she brings him up all the time.

i just had a look on UK OK! mag website aniston is on the front page saying "brad made me feel secure" why will she keep this up?
the tabs love her cos if they point something in her direction she speaks, i could be a finger for all she cares as long as its all her.
i dont think i could do oprah after her siding like she supposedly did, i dont know i havent seen the show. to be honest its a joke she even asked them after being trashed, ifthey ever talk i hope its with diane sawyer, she and brad are friendly i believe, dontthink she'd be too pushy, again only ever seen one thing with her so i could be wrong.

# 422 | African Girl

Hey AG - did you see my post earlier? I gave you the inside scoop on going over 400 characters. Just use Notepad to do your response and then cut-and-paste it into the Comments box, but DO NOT hit the ENTER key. Just click the POST button. A keystroke in the box activates the character-counting script.

When you paste don't click inside the post first. Just use the right mouse button and right-click the box and choose paste from the menu.

Since BP & JA are someplace in Africa and people can't get to them, the tabliods to keep selling their papers will have to make up story along the way until they get something better. Star Magazine is one of the worst tabliod magazine out there. I don't believe anything that comes from that Paper, they are anti BP and AJ

# 422 | African Girl -Haha, you are so funny, I will keep you away from the slot machine. Hold back...ugggs....Usually I don't gamble, I was lucky, I was waiting in line for the buffet, and as you know the buffet line surrounded by slot machines, so I took out 4 quarters and on my third quarter I got 3 plumb..yeah, I love snowboarding, anything faster than walking, you can count me in...excluding roller coaster.

Did you guys heard that the reasons why their had to so some reshooting on The Break-UP is because it sucks and the test audience hated it because poor JA was all alone at the end of the movie and America(only Jen's fans) wants her to have a happy ending, so now the new ending is that she is happy and not by herself, although I like VV I will not be seeing that movie

Passing Through
Thank you, Thank You. You are a life saver, so smart, so witty and I am not just saying that because I have too (lol).

Hey Stef, Yep now I can say that I have found a way around the character limit. It wasn't easy, I tried and tried, then suddenly my brain clicked and it right there in front of me all this time. Am I smart or what? (Whispers to Passing Through....please please don't rain on my parade). So Stef, if you need any help with any computer question, you know where to go.

Estelle you won't get me on a roller coaster either. Anything that does not require both legs planted solidily on the ground is out....way out of my league. My insane brother are into sky diving....honestly that is just Maddnes! Who in their right mind wants to jum out of a plane that is perfectly fine?

# 436 | African Girl

AG - Didn't I ever tell you guys what I do in that real life I don't have? COMPUTER SUPPORT!

#437...Passing Through
Lol..."Real life you don't have" . To continue to insist that we don't have lives makes me wonder if they know what multi-tasking is. Anyway, thanks for the tech support. I'll do that as soon as I get home until then I'd have to make do with this itty bitty thing. I must tell you it is really frustrating.

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bow down haters...jp

# 422 | African Girl -you are right, who would wants to jump out of a plane that is perfectly fine?
# 435 | Alexanderina - well, MAM also had to do a reshoot as well, less fighting more loving..LOL, but, I am not a fan of JA and VV, so I will not go see it. May be rental movie night or something.
Passing Through -LMHO...no computer support!

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To all the pinays on this thread: kumusta na? There's a lot of posters who are posting from Manila, I think.
Nice to know you guys are here too.

Some people will never understand what Divorce is for.
When you are not happy and you see it will not going better you need to leave .
why some people think Jen is better for Brad. I will never understand that. I am glad I live in europe and we have not such obsession with Jen. here she was only Brad wife,now ex wife.

Angie has not made a comment on ANYTHING regarding Brad/Jen/the divorce. Why would she make a comment now. She has other important things on her mind right now, like having BRAD'S baby and enjoying her family. One of the things I love about Brad/Angie is that they kept quiet throughout this whole "triangle". ROCK ON BAMZ+1!! Good for you, for keeping the press/paps away during this verySPECIAL time!!

I too am very glad to read some of the post from Pinays and from my fellow BAMZ.

Kumusta ka na rin? It's now 1:36 pm here in Norther Cali. I think most of our Pinay fellow BAMZ are from California and Manila. So good to hear from you guys.

Btw, did Rica post her FANFIC yet? Sitting her patiently waiting before I go to work. Maybe tonight...I'll check it again.

# 441 | K-thanks for the link, I have not seen some of these pictures. I love the one with AJ and Maddox fighting with the lightsaber ..very cute.

# 439 | memo |
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LOL, nice photo-shopping :) I guess everyone has seen this one below. I laughed aloud when I saw it:

http://angiejolie.free.fr/presse/public160106-01.jpg

Joy, I'm here in So. Cali. - OC to be specific. I've been coming to JJ's site for a lot of months now to get my Brangelina fix.

My opinion of Aniston is that she got too complacent with her ex. She really didn't think he would leave the nest and be so decisive about it.
That house that Brad built for them had a full nursery. She just kept stringing him along not anticipating that he would meet Angelina who would upset her applecart. By then, it was too late to give him what he wanted.

# 447 | be sane -thanks for the link, I have not seen that one.

Just found more photos on the same French site, a few men carrying out BAMZ belongings loading the moving truck. They are lifting a huge exercise machine! I guess it's still takes work to be the "sexiest man alive" (I assume it's Brad's). I was wondering how he managed without getting a pot belly living in France :)

http://angiejolie.free.fr/presse/public100406-02.jpg

There are more pictures and articles here. Some shows the highrise they were living, next to metro and not exactly a posh area. They say "real Paris". It's keeping up my French while having fun :) Click the ones says "new" for the latest.

http://angiejolie.free.fr/eng/presse.htm

The Star is just the worst horseshit rag out there. They proclaim outrageous things and when they are proven untrue, they never mention it. AJ has other fish to fry than to complain to some bogus "friend" about Chin. And the wording is very suspect--that Chin used Oprah to "turn the public agaiinst" Jolie and Pitt. If anything, Brangelina have gotten much more sympathy in the past six months and it's little Miss Mope whose popularity is plummeting because the public is tired of her whining. We shouldn't even taint this blog by mentioning the Star.

Thanks for posting the links, BE SANE and K. That helps me with my Brangelina fix.

I have been monitoring Brad's NYC thread, but no fanfic yet. I hope Rica is alright, she has been pretty quiet the last two days. I know she promised a drop for yesterday, but nothing so far. I hope she did not get sick again.

Re: Star article
Clearly marketing. I believe what Jolie says on TV interviews and it's clear who she is and what she stands for. She isn't that petty.

Hey Real Tita, you are not that far away from me. I am in S. California too, San Diego actually

What is up guys?
thanks memo, K, & be sane for the links...really niceeeeee!!! It's really nice to them pics for a change since i've been reviewing for my calc mid...all numbers and functions running wild on my head...blah suckiness.

# 441 | K-thanks for the link, I have not seen some of these pictures. I love the one with AJ and Maddox fighting with the lightsaber ..very cute.
# 446 | Estelle

Omg wasn't those pics of aJ & mad included in one of those fanfics? well all i can say is that those pics are fab. Ok back to #s and functions, be cooL guys. bamz+1=hot

Oh, yeah? We're practically neighbors! We're about 2 hours away from San Diego. How's the weather there? It's very confusing here. One minute it's sunny, then it's cloudy. Dry then rainy. Mother Nature can't make up her mind.

Oh, out of topic. Did you guys hear about little Sean Federline falling off a high chair or something and fracturing his skull? Now the Child Protection Services is investigating. Poor kid! Didn't he have a nanny?

Is there a way to stop the tabloid from spewing out all these lies about Brangelina? When apologies are made on the lies, they are barely publicized as the defamation. I'm tired of it because all we've seen them do since in the public eyes are humanitarian and family.

I was just thinking that perhaps Star has been going to some of the BP/JA blogs. It sounds
so much like what one of us would say [and probably has said]. I think they are trying to
appeal to Brad and Angelina's fans, since they are so out of touch with rags, star and it's
ilk probably think they can get away with it! While needless to say this Tanya Hart doesn't
have to be an actress, I've never heard of her and I'm pretty much an anglophile - know as
many Brit actors as Americans! I'm also pretty sure that IF she were a friend of Angelina's,
more reputable sources than star would have been beating down her door. I'm sort of curious
to see what [if anything] Lainey has to say about this. She is supposed to update today. Of
course, there's no guarantee that she'll have a Jolie-Pitt post, but one can hope! In my more
conspiracy minded moments, I've even wondered if it was arranged by Huvane. You know, get
sympathy for JA by having AJ put her down? Okay, wandering back to my cell now.

# 457 | the real tita
Is THAT why CPS was there? It said so on my Yahoo page. Wow, I hope he's okay. My daughter fell off our bed when she was an infant - I was in a panic.

When I saw these pictures I just realized how HUGE Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are as a couple. A year ago this was uncertain if they'd end up together and the "shock" of the split still lingering on... but now it is just pure happiness for them, and us fans. They are just huge, one of the biggest couples in Hollywood and in history I think alltogether.

#460/xelyon.
Yeah, okay. Thanks.

My limit ended in #462.. so I want to say that I may sound exaggerating but its hard to see the present time in what it'll be perceived in the future from time perspective. I am only 30 and moved to America about 7 years ago, so I don't quite know Hollywood history but I think BP+AJ may be compared to the biggest romances from the past. Can you help me out here? Or is it unprecedented?

# 461 | Original Curious
My daughter fell off our bed when she was an infant - I was in a panic."

Yap, me too. When my daughter was 2 months old she fell off and we took her to the doctors' office. He said, "Hm, this is your first time, right?" and smiled. I was terrified if my babies were ok.

Look at what BP and AJ were separately before they became the couple. BP was an aspiring Oscar winner with wrong movie choices and a pretty boy. Now he's mature, hopefully taking better film offers, he's got political and global views, architecture interests, etc. He appears to be larger and more credible, down to earth, a guy with a center. And only starting to show his true capacity.

# 455 | angelah- yeah, did Rica's mention about that in the fanfic?...awesome.
Ok, JJ has to get some new pic. of BAMZ soon, because I really don't want to go through the Hilton, Spear, Lohan, Miller and Holmes posts to get to this post...( excluding Wenworth Miller, I like him..:)))

continued- :) Angelina was perceived as a hollywood "junkie", a slut and trailer trash, with personality problems, etc. She found herself in motherhood, family and humanitarian work.
When coupled with Brad, having formed a family, the two of them just grew to enormous proportions.
They are everything one would want to be and to have. One would say a complete bliss.
They are just beautiful.

I'm wondering where all the BAMZ fans went ..
I hope its not the character limit. It'll surely limit one's thoughts and we've got a lot to say.. :) But on the other hand posts will be to the point and more of them. Maybe the numbers will skyrocket? Once the new BAMZ pics arrive of course. When will that be? Where are they anyway- does anyone have any info on the whereabouts?

# 468 | Agnieszka - well, they are suppose to be in Africa. A resort in Nambilia.

Estelle- I am ashamed to ask for more pictures.. Never thought I'd fuel papz myself. I really never was interested in celebrities but these got all my interest now..
Are any pics coming from Africa? Or they managed to escape papz and they don't know where they are...??

# 455 | angelah thanks memo, K, & be sane for the links...really niceeeeee!!! It's really nice to them pics for a change since i've been reviewing for my calc mid...all numbers and functions running wild on my head...blah suckiness.
correction:It's really nice to see them pics**** i guess the functions/#s got into me badly..thus couldn't type correctly..lmao. k i'll check back in a while.

# 470 | Agnieszka -well, you should go to Lainey Entertaintment.com, so far she is the only gossip columnist confirmed that they are in Nambilia and she has eyes witness account as well.

Rica, we miss you! hope you had fun at the wedding. please post soon!!

Just passing thru, been so very busy lately. Not as many trolls anymore. ;)) Well, one can only argue unsubstantiated facts for so long. :D
Hello to all the BAMZplus fans. Let’s hope and cross our fingers that A&B are doing fine and stay committed to their relationship for life. Then we can do a Maddox (stick our tongues out) to the naysayers. hehehe.... BTW am Pinay in FL. :))

Regarding Africa. I love how she wants "Africa" to connect them all, but what about their future children. She said she wanted to adopt more, one from each continent, and have a"few" more. Are they going to have their future children there too? Just curious. Oh, the "anti ring. Did Angie give that to Brad during the W shoot? I'm counting on a BAMZ expert to give me the facts!

Estelle- I went to Lainey's and I disagree with her on some celebrities:
I love Julia Roberts, Celine Dion, like Cameron Diaz and SJP.
I don't like Johnny Depp (hate him & cant fathom why everyone loves him).
I dont like Will and Jeda, Gwen Stefani, and I don't see why Gwyneth Paltrow is such a star?? She has no acting talent whatsoever. I love ColdPlay though= the best. Dunno what he sees in her.

# 476 | Agnieszka -well, actually, Lainey likes GP not because she is a great actress, but because she is such a snob like Lainey herself..;)
You don't have to agree with her, but I like straight forwardness, telling like it is, if she does not knows something, she said it. If she does not make-up story, spreading rumors..

sorry...the meter is running fast...continues from#477..She does not make-up story, spreading rumors in her columm. But, another thing...about Johnny Depp, I like him better than BP..( duck behind desk for flying object!!...yike.)

Passing Through, Jen did not just have the opportunity when her character got pregnant. Many sitcom actresses are pregnant and they shoot around it. Also, on her own show, Lisa Kudrow was pregnant the the producers were very accommodating and wrote it in and let her nurse and so on. I have come to believe she never loved Brad, she loved the idea of how the Sexiest Man Alive could help her career.

# 479 | remember the truth | April 11, 2006 09:12 PM

I so agree. I never got the feeling she really loved Brad, she was just preening because she landed the Sexiest Man Alive and they became the Golden Couple, eclipsing everyone else in Friends. Then she got more exposure, and then got offered more and more movies. She was in movieland heaven!!!

Oh no... Estelle... I can't stand Depp! I went to see the Neverland movie last year. Wanted to see all Oscar nominated movies and I was literally BORED. The worst movie I've ever seen. Not a single frame worth my eyes. Sorry...
But yeah, Laineys' gossip seems quite down to earth, not like all the tabloid stories. Fake from a mile away- I would never ever buy a rag. I wouldnt take it for free..

Not every actress has to be A-List and well-established to be able to juggle career and kids. Reese Witherspoon had her baby, THEN hit it really big. Look at Michelle Williams. I agree Passing Through -- Jen is just so selfish. Nothing wrong with not wanting kids, but stop stringing along Brad. Now she's using Vince to prop herself up, to make her feel like she's still desirable. She's a user.

I find it odd that a "friend" of Angie's would say something all these months later, but I don't doubt Angie was angry and as disgusted as we are by STILL using Brad, this time to try to make herself so sympathetic and lovable. It makes sense that Oprah didn't ban Brangelina from her show -- that it was the other way around. And of course they wouldn't go on to give their side, they are too classy

I look on the left hand side to see which areas have new posts - that's how I find where everyone is posting these days. I may miss some, but I usually manage to find you all! Maybe JJ could post an old one daily just for us? lol

#482

if she's using vince to prop her up, she's using the wrong crutch.

Can anyone let me know if Rica has posted on another site or if she's posted yet? I need to have something going on in my head while we wait for the baby to arrive and Brad and Angie to get back from Namibia, that is if they do...come back? Well will someone let me know when she does? Luv Ya Bamz+1 fans, i am going to bed, unless i can't then you'll hear from me later on!

TMZ.com under hottest rumors is talking about JA quitting LA and moving to Chicago. It goes on about what a rough ride she has had in Hollywood since the divorce and how it has caused her much pain and even humiliation, etc., very sympathetic to JA.

I don't for a minute believe she is moving to Chicago, she is obsessed with her career and would be out of the limelight there. However, we can always hope.

Come on you guys. I'm sure Jen did love Brad at one time.
It was after Tom/Nicole broke up, that they became the Golden Couple. That love changed and so did their dreams, goals, etc. Thank god he found Angie when he did. Now all of his dreams are apparently coming true. ROCK ON BRAD!

# 369 - Your momma should have practiced birth control the old-fashioned way with a chastisty belt instead of spawning the likes of you onto the population.

# 374: Dick, for one, my lapdog knows the difference between stench and freshness. She runs away from your dirty Medieval "never seen bathwater" stench. Only person ever near your lap is the one you have to pay for a lapdance, even then she'd prefer to dance to a pole. It has more life.

# 375 | viagra | April 11, 2006 10:52 AM | Report this Comment
Actually he needs Vioxx. It'll do his heart wonders...such as stopping it cold as his posts.

# 386 | viagra Great comeback!

# 400 | Brickhead Steelhead - Bravo, Brickhead! Nice wit to go with the nitwit husband of yours.

Apologies to my fellow BAMZ fans for the rudeness.

# 389 | Passing Through
It's easier for me to keep my javascript disabled (so shhhhh, I can keep those ads off my screen) and to prevent any malicious viruses loaded onto my computer unbeknownst to me. Some sites you do need javascript to navigate, but I enable it only for my trusted sites. Otherwise, I'm very wary.

By habit, I cut and paste my long messages from Notepad to the message field. When the message is long, it's simply easier to draft in Notepad. So I would have discovered that trick eventually when I cut and past my first long, long message.

# 437 | Passing Through
Lot of help you were when I was having computer trouble on Friday. Ah well, everything is fixed and much better. Good thing I have connections.

# 451 | chinny chin chin
I've been meaning to tell you that I like your style.

# 463 | Agnieszka
This was before my time but the triangle with Debbie Reynolds (then Hollywood's sweetheart), Eddie Fisher and Elizabeth Taylor caused quite a brouhaha. But among Elizabeth's many husbands, Eddie Fisher doesn't rank up there in her storied romances. Richard Burton has more of a lasting impression of their passionate and temptuous affair. They married and divorced twice. The love of her life was Mike Todd, who was killed in a plane crash.

If Brad and Angie remain together for a long time, they will become one of Hollywood's storied romances and icons for sure.

# 478 | Estelle | April 11, 2006 09:03 PM
Estelle, I like Johnny Depp better as an actor better than Brad, too. Can you make room under your desk for me? Duck and cover, remember? But in all honesty, I do think Brad is the better person. I didn't like Johnny's Rebel Without a Cause attitude before he settled down with Vanessa Paradis. Now, he's all right in my book.

# 475 | kerchy | April 11, 2006 08:43 PM
Okay here's the lowdown. In the Primetime Live interview with Diane Sawyer, he claimed that he got the "anti-ring" as a freebie from a photo shoot and it wasn't from anybody. But in the Vanity Fair interview, he said it was from a friend. We're all assuming the ring did come from Angie. He wears it religiously, so it obviously has a lot of symbolic meaning than some freebie he supposedly got from a photoshoot.

# 397 | Estelle | April 11, 2006 12:13 PM
Estelle, you can bypass the character limit either with Passing Through's suggestion or my advice to disable your javascript. If you're not familiar with disabling your javascript, let me know and I'll walk you through it. Offer goes to African Girl, as well.

# 435 | Alexanderina | April 11, 2006 03:01 PM
I read that, too, in NY Post about the reshoot the movie from "The Breakup" to "The Makeup" with Vince and Jen making up. What's the point, then? Too bad I wasn't in the test audience for I wouldv'e suggested the movie be done as the "Undo." Just undo the movie and spare us all of a straight-to-DVD film anyway.


It sounds like Jennifer needs to plant herself in the Lifetime Channel, where she can rerun her pity party movie to eternity and nobody watches.
Hell, her career may end up landing there or on the Oxygen Channel where she will be on her last breath.

# 479 | remember the truth

I only used her character's pregnancy as an example of a time when she could've been pregnant and it didn't interfere with what the producers were planning for the character. A lot of times an actress will get pregnant and the producers will have a fit because it interferes with their plans for the show. But when the producers know that your husband is a big muckety-muck and wants kids and you're saying that you want to have his kids and then they go out of their way to accomodate her having a kid...and then she doesn't and still gives BP the excuse that wants to concentrate on her career? I can bearly wrap my brain around the fact that BP fell for that! Shit. I'm embarrassed FOR HIM.

I was never a friends fan, but I have friends who watched the show. I remember that towards the end of one season they were talking about a possibility that JA's character was going to get pregnant by the David Schwimmer character - Ross? - and they wall wondered if JA was FINALLY pregnant so BP would shut the hell up about wanting kids. And of course she wasn't pregnant and here were are 3 or 4 years later and BP finally bought a freaking clue and got away from her lying ass.

JA's just stupid. I used to be a huge soap fan. I lost track of the number of times an actress was pregnant and her character wasn't. The actress was stuck holding pillows in front of her, standing in front of large plants or only shown in head-and-should shots. For her to say it was never a good time to have a baby is a load of bull hockey. If women waited until "a good time" to have babies mankind would've died out long ago. Because as far as I've been able to determine in my own life...it's never a good time for getting up at 3am to feed, burp, and diaper someone!

Hi ya cindy2, wazz up!!! I have been busy with kids,work and shopping for relatives and friends before I leave. But, I'll be honest with you, the tone here started to get on my nerves so just for fun I have been to diff. forums that are more docile. Crap,they are too BORING so I'm back.I'll catch up.But post #447-link was too cute to ignore.
http://angiejolie.free.fr/presse/public160106-01.jpg

#492, Passing Through: "Because as far as I've been able to determine in my own life...it's never a good time for getting up at 3am to feed, burp, and diaper someone!"

Or for that matter watching cartoons and animated films. Not exactly my idea of stimulating entertainment. Wild horses couldn't drag me to see films for children...okay except for the Pixar ones.

# 483 | remember the truth

I don't think that this is supposed to be something that Angie said recently. I think she supposedly said it at the time JA's Oprah interview happened. It's just that the Star wants us to believe that AJ's friend only recently told them about it.

Basically, the way I see it, there's absolutely zero BAMZ news and the tabs are going to start conconting even dumber stories than they came up with when BAMZ was in Europe. Now that they're at some lodge in Namibia? Hell, we'll probably start seeing quotes from Brad's housekeeper on how he prefers her to use Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner instead of Cling Toilet Bowl Cleaner. It's gonna be a really slow 6 or 7 weeks until the baby's born!

# 484 | Original curious

Um....why don't you just bookmark the page?

# 493 | guli

Hiya back to you, Guli. I have a personal message for you and African Girl about that.

For now, I want you to know that if you want to hike the Brad Pitt documentary thread to 2000, I'll help you get to that goal - you and I and whoever else wants to get on board. We can do it at a leisurely pace, as long as that is your goal. And I'll let you have the 2,000th post. So how about it?

# 494 | cindy2

Cindy2, don't get me started on children's programming these days! Egads, the stuff is wretched. I grew up with Sesame Street, the Electric Company, Captain Kangaraoo (and the pervy Mr. Green Jeans) and ultra-gay Mr. Rogers. When I see my friends kids watching Sponge Bob, Teletubbies, Nickolodian (or whatever the heck they're calling themselves these days)...it absolutely makes me cringe. I just want to run screaming from the room. And I absolutely, positively cannot stand cartoons, sorry, that's "animated" films. Every time an animated film comes out and people at work are raving about it I'm left scratching my head. The last good "cartoon" movie that I saw was "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"...and it definitely wasn't a kiddie flick! I never even saw Shrek until last year! I've never seen Toy Story...and never will. Gggggrrrrrrr aaaarrrrgggghhhhh! You shouldn't have let me get started on this!

# 388 | Elena
Agree with you, Jen is not dumb, she is very smart and very ambitious, she only make friend with agenda, friend who can boost her career,( as said in lainay com, Ted C. of E online). just like she is using Brad for boosting her career, remember she told her publicish to arrange the dating with brad. she is no "Rachel", a very calculative and manipulative person.

Cindy2, I'm IN,!lets do it.It would be the first 2000 why not!Brangelina REAL news is going to be very slim until the baby arrives.So lets hop over there and wrap it up slowly.See this is what I love as you termed it so appropriately as"cyberfriends".We will make it fun and stick together. I don't want 2K,I want folks to have fun and also agree to diasagree nicely, but it ain't going to happen.

Why Cindy2, thank you and back at you.

Okay, I'm there, too. I'll have to check if I still have any messages I haven't posted or any posts I haven't read. I don't believe I ever got caught up that night and I just read a few of the ones that were new as I got there.

You're my buddy!

to my bamz+1 friends and to my kababayan, hello from oakland, ca....murder capital of the usa...lol...nah...just an old reputation...oakland/east bay/bay area is good though expensive...i am missing rica!! did she posts a new fanfic yet???....i am getting bored....sorry guys....but i need a bamz+1 fix...my bad...anyways, hopes rica will post some fics soon

angelah, good luck on your test! i am going to take calculus next sem...i love numbers just not with logic reasoning like econ...lol

TOM CRUISE TALKS ABOUT BRAD & ANGLELINA in the next issue of GQ.

On the entertainment shows tonight, Tom basically congratulated Brad & Angelina and said that Brad was a good guy. Good enough. Why Brad & Angelina was even brought up in a Tom Cruise interview tells everyone the power of Brangelina. The on air correspondents also mentioned that Tom thought that his kid & Brad's mght be playmates!!! UM...Sorry Tom. NOT!!!! As long as you are associated with that Scientology cult, I wouldn't let my kid play with yours.

Just a question to BAMZ fans. Why do you think that with a great place in California (there home) where the press cannot take pictures (none were seen of them over Christmas when they were there). A great hospital nearby. Schoolds for Maddox. Lots of friends and family to help celebrate the birth. A great place near the ocean to relax that Brad and Angie are not in the US having this baby? A

#504 - Frenchy:
It's really a shame that Tom Cruise went over the edge because he sure could have been a good ally with his megastar status and power. As wacky as he is, his kids and Brad/Angie's could be perfect playmates.

I've lost track of where the discussion of the casting of Angie in Ocean's 13 was, so I'm going to post here.

I've said this before and I'll say it again. Brad and Angie had such natural on-screen chemistry, they could read a telephone directory and there would still be magic on film. Whereas, Nicole Kidman would make you feel like you're listening to a recording. She does have that cold aura about her. For that reason, I think they would be great together on Ocean's 13.

Yeah, I said that the Ocean's series were fluff, but fluff can be fun, if done right. Since Ocean's 13 might be the first film they do together since their official hookup, they could play their roles as inside jokes. The Julia Roberts' inside joke on Ocean's 12 didn't work, but there may be a lot of material in the world of Brad and Angie to parody like a well-written Saturday Night Live skit circa the original cast or Eddie Murphy days.

When that indefinable, fateful on-screen chemistry is there (because not many co-stars have it), they should take advantage of it. Interestingly enough, the last acting couple I knew that had that same smoldering chemisty was the Hong Kong stars of Tony Leung and Maggie Cheung on "In the Mood for Love" (one of Julia's favorite films of all time). Their repressed love for each other seemed so real on screen that many of their fans believed and wanted them to be lovers off screen. Indeed, there were lots of rumors of the two having an affair, even as he has been in a rocky, on-off relationship with another actress for over 13 years. But I digress a bit. It's a beautiful, languid film for anyone interested in foreign films and don't mind reading subtitles. Be forewarned though, you'll be having a craving for wonton noodles after watching it, so keep that Chinese takeout menu at hand.

As I mentioned before Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy did about 9 films together, as have Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward. As long as there is good material, Paul and Joanne wouldn't turn down another chance to work together. Well, now that he is approaching retirement, maybe not, but he'll still work with her as a director maybe. Though Paul and Joanne are a lovely couple and they were cute in "Paris Blues" together, their chemistry never was as sizzling as Brad and Angie's.

It may be a different era with a more demanding, sophisticated audience, which may test the saturation point of the on-screen pairing of Brad and Angie. But in my mind, even when they come to a point of losing their sex appeal, they will always have an endearing quality about them - the same that Paul and Joanne have, even after being together for nearly 48 years.

I don't think I'll ever lose interest in them together in a film, as long as they don't stoop to phoning it in and doing cookie-cutter romantic comedies.


Hello Everyone! Well i apparently could'nt sleep so now im back on the web, i have read the posts so far and im intrested on getting to the 2000 post also. I think that would be a tremendous amount of support for Brangelina. Which thread is it going to be on though? Brad in NYC? i'll help out by posting, but i won't be able to do it untill @ least 4:00pm though, except on weekends where i can post 24/7. Let me know and i'll help out. If Rica keeps posting we should definately be to 2000 by responces!!! ;)

cindy2 - interesting post. Slightly off topic, I wonder if Angelina will really be doing Sin City 2. In today's NY Post, Director Robert Rodriguez has filed for divorce from his wife of 16 years (sigh, another divorce). But within days he has a new love. She is Rose McGowan, Marilyn Manson's ex. They mentioned how they spend a lot of time together and working on a special project. I wonder if it the lead, Ava, in Sin City 2? Physically, Rose McGowan would be perfect for the role.

Frenchy, I wasn't a fan of Sin City. The fact that Mickey Rourke will be in Sin City 2 will be a major turn-off. I prefer to see Angie with Johnny Depp in the rumored remake of "Wuthering Heights." If my lapdog has any special powers, she better work on it if she wants another milkbone treat.

I'm slow on the gossip news. Wow, Robert divorced and hooked up with Rose? Boy, celebrities move fast.

Rose McGowan has absolutely no screen presence, even though she's an attractive woman. And acting chops? I've never gotten that impression.

Krissy, here's the link to the thread for our goal of hitting 2000. Guli and I are already there.

http://www.justjared.com/gossip/2006/04/brad_pitt_documentary.php

cindy2 have you ever seen the French film A Man and a Woman starring Anouk Aimee? It's from the 1960's. I fantasize a remake with Brad & Angelina. It wouldn't be a commercial gilm but more art house/indie film all shot in Paris. I love this film. It's so French, LOL!!!!

Frenchy, I think I've heard of the film but I may not have seen it. The only 60s French film that I have seen that comes to mind is "Le Samourai." It's a film that John Woo said inspired his version of "The Killer."

Interesting film proposal though. I would most definitely prefer that than the Reese Witherspoon- romantic-comedy prototypes for Brad and Angie. Cutesy isn't going to work for them.

Hey Real Tita, today was nice about 65-70 but I think its suppose to rain this weekend

Ooops I meant film not "gilm. LOL!!!! Night all.

Cindy2 - I was going to respond to you on the other post,but I thought better of it.
RE: chemistry, when I saw Cruise & Kidman it was like watching a boring couple. But, when my husband and I watched together MAMS, the chemistry was unbeliavable and realistic that we even bet on whether something did or did not happen but neither one of us will win,since we would never will meet them to ASK:-)

I could not think of any remake that are sucessful, especially in romantic comedy category. I've heard that GC is doing a remake of " All the president men"?, I think a thriller or a drama are better at remake..remember the movie " An affair to remember", the remake was not well received at all, eventhough it was good..husband and wife team, Warren Beatty and Annette Bening.

# 476 | Agnieszka | April 11, 2006 08:46 PM |

Don't need to agree with everything Lainey's comment. She loves the Beckhams and I absolutely abhor them. Still think she is entertaining and has reliable gossip sources. When it comes to beautiful, I only agree with her on Angelina Jolie.

Estelle I think remakes of films that still linger in the public's mind is not a wise decision. Especially when the films are classics. Why bother redoing something that was done well? It's akin to Michael Bolton doing covers of old classic R & B songs. Please, spare us. Just the same as Celine Dion even daring to do a cover of Etta James "At Last." It's sacrilegious. Nobody is going to outdo Etta James, so save it.

I wouldn't even touch the classic black and white films either. Don't bother with remaking "The Philadelphia Story," "It Happened One Night," "Roman Holiday," etc. There is a reason they are considered classics.

But remakes of foreign films, which aren't in the American public's consciousness, can work. For most of us, we have no reference point. If you've seen the original foreign film you may be disappointed. I thought the American "Dark Waters" paled to the original Japanese version.

With Brad's production company remaking "Infernal Affairs," the original Hong Kong film didn't have a tight script so it could use improvement. There were too many plot holes. It was basically the premise of the film that was its selling point.

OMgosh...the remake of "Internal Affair"...I like that film...yeah, I wonders who will be in it...humm, come to think of it, you are right, foreign films do work. I can think of a few that turn out very profitable.

Estelle, I believe Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio will be playing the leads in the cat-and-mouse game of the moles.

There was a time I remember when American film companies were remaking lots of French comedy films: "Three Men and a Baby," "Cousin, Cousine," etc. Has the French comedies dried up for American remakes?

oh sound great, MD and LDC. I can not wait to see that.

Cindy2, I'm so hoping if Wuthering Heights is remade with AJ as Cathy & Joaquin Phoenix as Heathcliff. I just can't see J. Depp in the role as much as I love him, JP has that mean/vulnerable edgy thing. Also when I think of Larry O's Heathcliff, I see a snarling brute/ physical "bigness" that still can evoke gentleness that I KNOW JP can deliver. I've been thinking of an alt Cathy but to no avail.

Elena: I wondered if we would ever learn who the mom was! I enjoyed reading your daughter's posts so much. You are a lucky family. What are your thoughts on the illegal immigrant issue? I believe you said you were chaparoning children during the rally?

# 509 | cindy2
ooh i'm still stuck n chapter 4 (wuthering heights)..i have so many crafts to do..schoolwise. Hopefully i'll finish the book before that supposed news of depp and jolie in wuthering heights remake

#521, Original jpf: Great casting! As much as I LOVE Johnny Depp, and got excited about Wuthering Heights and Angelina, your idea IS better for those exact reasons. The brooding, the SMOLDERING! But is there not a part for Johnny in it somewhere? I loved him in Neverland, thought it was exactly like he is, and hated Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-everything about it! Why doesn't Jared ever include anything about Johnny Depp, come to think of it? I am so desperately tired of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, etc. Another unsung cutie is Gerard Butler, who acted with Angelina in Lara Croft. I continue to wonder if they were ever "involved."

# 523 | memo | April 12, 2006 02:34 AM
Memo, this remake of "Wuthering Heights" may be a call for another group hand holding and praying for that to happen. African Girl.........!

Hey Addicted, don't you know I've been talking about you behind your back on the Brad Pitt documentary thread. You better get over there quick to help us toward 2000. Bet your ears are burning, huh?

Okay, Johnny Depp does have a feminine quality to him, but he can put that aside. Case in example, his great tour de force performance in "Pirates of the Caribbean."

I thought Joaquin Phoenix did a good job in "Gladiator" (yet to see him in "Walking the Line"), but he doesn't have great romantic chemistry. There's a weird quality to him even though I know he could nail that brooding aspect of Heathcliff.

Bottom line, I just want a casting of Johnny Depp and Angie. Make it happen.

Although blurred, I thought this snapshot was really bankable for them starring as a pair in the future: (I just love these French captions :)
http://angiejolie.free.fr/presse/voici130206-02.jpg

I am not sure if I had seen any other male superstars being photographed wearing a sling. My husband wore Baby Bjorn for two of my kids, too. IMO Brad Pitt gained a lot of new female fans because of these adorable pics :) (again enjoy the French caption--they say his "tight-rope walking maneuver")
http://angiejolie.free.fr/presse/voici060306-01.jpg

Ok... I have to go...Yawning...my bed is calling me...:)
good night ladies....be good, until tomorrow.

Here is a new link you might enjoy from Boston Herald.

http://theedge.bostonherald.com/lifeNews/view.bg?articleid=134689

Hi Elena ( I got it know...... !! wise woman......) African Girl, Be Sane, , Lylian,Cindy2, African Girl, . Malibumom, , Lou. Be sane, Adddicted to Bamz, Alexanderine, and all the other BAMZ luvers here. I have been busy and haven't been able to keep up! SO much to read......

Lylian: Loved your post. Am certainly wondering if we are going to
get some answers to those well thought out questions. Hmmmmmm .

My take on JA is that she did want Brads kids but on her time line. I think she just wanted to launch her movie career first. Timing...
is a huge factor in peoples lives. I think Jen was a bit to obssessed
with her career and really believed Brad loved her enough that he would wait. I can see why she felt devastated as well when she realized that love wasn't strong enough for him to be put on hold any longer. I believe she was worried about it too when she realized Angelina signed on to do MAMS. ( single mom wanting more kids.... amongst other things) I believe too that it was through the MAMS set connection Jen first connected with Vince Vaughn, as she could get the scoop on what was happening on the set. If something was going on.....believe me Jen would have known! Her new lover to be was right there, so the fact that she said he didn't cheat has always been good enough for me. I agree Oprah, like Catherine Keener take a lead in Jen's affairs and slant the picture the way they see it too and/or to protect Jen. freinds do that for eachother and Jen has NOT handled this to well and they know it.

I am sure Angie is PO'd. I would be too, as it is truly shallow and self serving to redress" the seperation" simply to fit your style and gain public sympathy. I appreciated when Jen did say in her vanity fair article that each person has to own their part, the truth just hit hard when she put the higher % on Brad. Like 98% was it...... This is when I really thought that article was to gain pity for something undeserved and she lost me as a believer.

Gotta get some sleep. Love reading all your thoughts and perceptions hope I have more time tomorrow to respond.

Caroline...where are you?

With their films coming out soon,MD,TC and of course Brad's ex are mentioning BRANGELINA.
BAMZ are out of sight and seem like BP/AJ are magic words to their PR tricks.
The latest hot item is BRAD's ex plan to move to Chicago.H'wood always looks for new faces, fresh ideas and bankable stars.With 2 flops she's finally getting the message. There's OPrah and VV on her side. Big money and huge hunk!

hey guys
i feel the need to confess, i was Viagra yesturday, i really couldnt help myself, he squirmed and struggled. i dont know who did his misses tho.
hope your all cool
take care.

Hi Guys!, Thank you Cindy2 and Guli for showing me the site. i'll post some more later on in the day, right now i have to go, but thanks again, maybe after we reach 2000th on the "Brad Pitt NYC" post we can tell Rica to continue over here untill we reach the big 2000, thanks again guys and many thanks to the rest of you who are helping us reach this goal!! Luv Ya BAMZ+1 fans! See Ya :) :) :)

A lot of times stars who are getting together show great chemistry on screen then in subsequent movies together it's lacking. I'd hate to see that happen to B&A. LIke Bugsy, Beatty and Bening were HOT, but in Love Affair, they were bland. I agree not to overexpose them as a couple, the tabs could turn them into Bennifer. Best to wait a bit to work together again.

Brangelina is hot topic now, does anyone remember Bennifer getting this much attention?

# 534 | 88 | April 12, 2006 07:53 AM |

Bennifer got a lot of mileage about their relationship, but Brangelina is hotter because of their refusal to communicate with the media. Bennifer was all about PDA most of the time (in fact so much it made me want to gag) but with Brangelina being so mysterious and uncommunicative, with the media, that made them even more desirable and sought after.

Of course, with Gigli bombing and M&MS making so much money, Bennifer got less attention and Brangelina got more and more even after a year. (Man, I hate this 400 character limit).

Have any of you ever wseen LaFemme Nikita? It is one of my favorite, I buy every season-Brad and Angie could play Michaela dn Nikita and sell theatres out!

They were photographed during Chrismas buying christmas trees. The house in Malibu is not really concealed with high fences and shubbery-They were also pictured on the beach behind Pitts house(there are stairs leading directly down). The ONLY place in Malibu where stars can go and NOT be photographed is Pepperdine-Pepperdine is gated and you cannot get through-JA and CCox used to walk around there

Didn't Bennifer sink both Ben and Jen's careers.

To override the character limit just click preview and then type everything

I hate to put Brangelina and Bennifer in the same category!!! I mean only the media frenzy of putting them on every mag cover. These two have so much more going for them, I'd hate to see the tabs ruin them with overexposure, even with B&A being so classy and private. I also meant working together and not showing the same kind of chemistry as in their 1st movie together happens a lot.

the girl who has the site 'I'm not obsessed' was talking about the supossed Oprah, Jen, angie, fued, quoting that stupid star article the obsessed girl said she was on oprah's side and called Angelina a whore... I will not be going back to that site soon.. what a bitch.

La Femme Nikita was a movie first, with Bridget Fonda. I'd like to see Angie do some dramatic roles, because her emotions are so raw and she can convey so much with her face. Let's not forget she won three Golden Globes and an Oscar by her mid-20's! With life experience, she will only get better! JA had to play the same character for 11 years to get an Emmy. Brad is also turned on by A's talent.

I am so sick and tired of people, esp. women, calling Angelina a whore, a slut, etc. You would think women would rally towards a woman who is independent, speaks her own mind, does not worry about what anyone thinks of her, and is confident of her own sexuality. But no, the name-calling gets really out of hand!!!!

I didn't like that movie at all-The serires is totally totally different in fact the guy (joel surnow) who writes for 24 wrote for Lafemme Nikita-Lafemme Nikita is a cross between 24 and Alias and its better than both! I tought the movie was called Nikita but I could be wrong-Also someone posted above about them having the baby in the US-I totally believe that-They will not be photographed in Nami

It amazes me the people who call her names like that, Grace. Especially if these people were single and could, they would also have lovers. Is she supposed to be a nun until marriage? Is this the 1940's still? She's just HONEST about it. And the whole adultery thing -- I don't care if Brad DID cheat. That would only put him the same as 75% of American marriages. Such people are the real hypocrites

Aniston Stars in Another Flop

April 12, 2006 8:25 a.m. EST


William J Brown - All Headline News Staff

(BANG) - Jennifer Aniston's new movie has been panned by test audiences."The Break Up" - which the star fell for new boyfriend, Vince Vaughan, onset - is her latest attempt to win favor with cinemagoers after a string offlops, but initial reactions have not been good.

An insider told America's New York Post newspaper: "The original screenplayhad Jennifer and Vince's characters breaking up at the end...So it was shot that way - but test audiences hated it. It tested really, and I mean really, badly."

As a result of the negativity, the lead actors had to re-shoot parts of thefilm, reportedly costing the studio millions.

The source added: "The new ending has them getting back together in the end. It should really be called 'The Make Up.' People want to see Jennifer happy after she was thrown over by Brad Pitt for Angelina Jolie."

SOOO agree Melissa! It's jealousy really. I have friends who call her a slut and say she seduces her costars. Then I remind them of the affairs they have had in their marriages. To some women, such blatant sexuality and beauty is a threat. I admire her, because she is not exploiting her sexuality, like Britney or Madonna, (I like Madonna) but is simply honest about her sleeping with men. So what?

it's really weird how much trouble people still have with this.. People get divorced every day.. It seems like they just wanted Brad to stay married because it looked better.. I guess in a way He sacrificed everything, his good name and his career, he loved her and nothing would stop him.. i respect him for that.

here is where you can read what obssesed wrote, scroll down to the bottom.

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/page/2/

Brad Pitt carries off fatherhood in high style
By Beth Teitell
Wednesday, April 12, 2006


In case you were feeling weak from lack of Brangelina factoids, here’s one: Brad Pitt, I’ve just learned, carries a ‘‘daddy bag.” At first I found this really really annoying. More grating even than watching Team Jolie-Pitt globetrot effortlessly, defying jet lag and frenzy, with enough ease to bund

Let's see, Angie marries VERY young, but is still close friends with him ten years later. SHe has never said a bad word about BBT, although that was much like Jen & Brad, where she wanted Maddox and started to focus on world issues, adn he just wanted to play music. So how is she such a slut? Because rather than make out in a club she quietly takes lovers to hotel rooms, and dates sexy men?

URL for that cut and paste:

http://theedge.bostonherald.com/lifeNews/view.bg?articleid=134689

Yeah, J, you're right. Brad sacrificed everything for her because he really loved her. He knew the brickbats going his way, esp. from Aniston fans, and yet he followed his heart. I don't think it's just the sex but it's everything else - a past for which she has no apologies, a present as a great Mom, and a bright future as an award-winning actress and philantropist. How could he not fall for it?

# 546 | Angie Fan | April 12, 2006 09:00 AM |

Man, ANOTHER Aniston flop-in-the-making! I had hoped that this would be a good movie for her, so she would SHUT THE F- UP. I am dreading the rounds she will make promoting this movie in May and June. Man, I have to switch channels quickly again!!! I just am glad that's probably the time the littlest Jolie-Pitt would appear and blow Jen's news away!

You said it right, melissa.

I am always still surprised when I hear what a big fan base JA has. I know people liked her ok as Rachel, and I guess the fairy tale marriage to Brad made her a bigger star. But if she has such a big fan base, why haven't all her movies been hugely successful?

# 556 | Lynn Campbell | April 12, 2006 09:31 AM |

Maybe it's more of a noisy fanbase as opposed to a big one? Otherwise, how come most of her movies flopped, despite the fans' determination to have her finally hit the big time?

Have you guys heard about the news (or tabloid rumor) that Angie supposedly threw up when she heard of Aniston's sob party at Ophrah and Angie decided to cut O off? It's all over today.

only america..Unfortunately, she isn`t popular in the world.

558 Angie Fan - I think she said that she could have thrown up, I don't think she actually did.

Good morning Bamz family!#556 Lynn Campbell,I don't really think alot of these so called fans are really that into JA,I think they liked the idea of the so-so looking girl who nabbed the hunk.They look at Angelina as the person who ruined it all,but in reality in was already ruined.What boils down to is Brad fell in love with someone younger and more beautiful and it is pissing these people off.

Morning All,

Just wanted to mentioned to the above post about "La Femme Nikita". It was originallyl a French film. A hit in France and in the US foreighn language category.It was then remade here in the US then made into a TV series. You must see the original. It's fantastic. The film loses a lot in the traslation. Boring American remake and even more boring TV show.

561. exactly. but jen is never girl next door. she is rich,calculative and full of ambition. sad to say, people dont know that.


Excellent description of Jen Jen - RICH, CALCULATING, MANIPULATIVE. But you do kind of wonder how come Oprah is more into her than Angie - both O and Ang are humanitarians, not like that whiny, self-absorbed, tanning-obsessed BI--, oh, let me get out of this JA mode.

546 - Angie Fan - I really feel sorry for Vince. Most all his films are money makers, Now this. And the thing is, She is using him in Real Life.

531 Stef - haaaaaaaaa, That was funny though.

lookwhaticando -

yeah, I think Vince would be the next one to need therapy.

poor guy, I liked him in Be Cool.

lookwhaticando...
i was pissing my pants as he was trying so hard, you vould just tell i got him!

i just watched the film gia for the first time, i cried like a baby!
she played the part so well, but then again she does in all the films she has made, i dont ever recall seeing a film and questioning her.

lookwhaticando...
VOULD should be COULD
sorry im suffering with fat fingers today and hitting all the wrong buttons! lol.

Good Morning All,
Passing Through
Desperate tabs asking Brad's house keeper what type of cleanser he like...lol. I am at work and I tell you I almost split a gut because I can see that. I read something yesterday that had me reaching for the power button on my comp. The headline read "Brad and Angie's baby protected by lions....or something like that. What?! Are they kidding me? I've lived in various parts in Africa and the only time I've seen a lion is at the zoo or game reserve. They make it sound like there are lions running around like puppies. It is so sad really, they are reaching.

Cindy2....I am holding and praying. Don't even worry about that, anytime you need me....when it hasn't been your day, you week your month or even your year, I'll be there for you, when you.....oops wrong song, wrong arena. Ehmmm....Estelle do you have enough space under that desk of yours? Keep in mind, I'd need a bigger hiding space since I'll have the whole thread gunning for me.

Ah well, since I am already on the hiding list, I may as well go for the second round. I love, love Johnny Depp. I just started caring for Brad Pitt only recently but Johnny Depp I've loved since the Edward Scissorhands days (yes I know it's a stupid movie). After Pirates of the Carribean....oh God! I fell even deeper. Yikes, do you think there is something wrong with me? I mean he wasn't even clean in that movie. He looked absolutly rubbish and there I was drooling like a kid in a candy store.

Oh No! Poor Jennifer Aniston.....poor, poor Vince Vaughn, I wish I could say I would go see this movie...I really wish I could. Then again, what do they need me for, I'm sure their many, many fans would be lined up at the opening. Oh, I saw the preview for Michael Douglas' New movie and I could have sworn I've seen the same premise in another movie. The top dog of an agency is framed and he's got to fight his own people....blah blah blah. Then it hit me, of course The Negotiator with Samuel L. Jackson, Monority Report with Tom Cruise and on a lesser case the movie with Ben Affleck.....ah, the point is, now there is no incentive whatsoever to go see the movie. It even has Eva Longoria in it. Eva? Gabby from Dep. Housewives? Yeah, okay, moving on.

Hey Stef, why did you go and confess for? Contrary to what you've heard, confession is not good for the soul. Okay, maybe it is, which is why I guess I also have to confess (sigh) I was Brickhead Steelhead. Yes, Yes, I know but like you said the Richard was just begging for it. I write skits for my Younger