Santa Slaps Jennifer Aniston

IS THAT BEN WALLACE? major love. detroit pistons. \m/

ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw,
am i first???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow! When was this picture taken? She looks so skinny.

JA ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Santa should have beat her with a tire iron.

Good thing she covered her face with her hair - she always looks better when we can't see it.

JENIFER IS SO SEXY IN THAT PIC LOL!!!! WOW WHAT A BODY WHICHLINA MUST TAKE SOME LESSONS OF HOW WE DRESSSED SEXY!!!!

I think Santa was just trying to slap some sense in to her - too bad it didn't work.

Good eye, Ashley. That is, in fact, Ben Wallace!!!

man whorlina gonna suffered to death to got that body hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, omg, that is kind of funny. I would have bitch slapped 'Santa' back though. I would not let someone slap me and walk away, oh no.

liv, are you drunk again?

Her swim suit looks like it is made from a curtain in my Grandma's home.

iLOVE jen's HAIR so beautiful and sexy !!!! i wish got hairs like that!!

JA knows how to make someone look bad. Do I hear another pity party against Santa. hahahahaha

Is that a real picture of her or has it been photo shopped? How come I've never seen this picture of her before then? Especially since its so flattering of her. Hmmm...something smells fishy!

She is a sexy girl with a great sense of humor.That's why we're still fascinated with her. Also, she was once married to you know who.

She doesn't look sexy at all, being really skinny with a stripper outfit isn't attractive. Also I noticed her face is covered as usual...There is a reason Magazines ALWAYS cover up that face.No matter how much her fans are in denial, she isn't a pretty woman. She looks like a transexual getting ready to perform a strip tease. Dustin Huffman in Drag!

Well at least JEN didnt use HEROIN to loose weight.
HOBAGELINA has man arms and big viens they have to photoshop.

You know that everyone must really hate you when even Santa wants to slap you.

Yeah that's why she's always in magazines and covers cause she is so
popular i mean "hated".
grow the fuck up.

She may not be as beautiful as Angelina, but she certainly is not ugly. A lot of people find her attractive.

JA ( aka "jack ass" ) lost weight to try to look as good as Angelina - She's a classic case of insecurity.

those legs are way too skinny! i bet her knee is just as wide as her thigh!
not nice

She's in mags and on mags cause she has a good publicist - everyone knows that. I doubt you'll see many more - her stock is plummeting lower than her chin.

Notice we never get a rear view of her - wonder why? I KNOW WHY, CAUSE JACK ASS DOESN'T WANT US TO SEE THE TRUTH.

is there any reason why ben wallace is your santa?

No Jennifer smokes pot to lose weight, also Angelina is a good mother, and dedicated charity worker...not the symptoms of a heroin user. Alot of people find Jennifer unattractive, especially when she pulls away her hair, and exposes her jawline. She is on magazine covers because people were interested in her marriage/being dumped by Brad Pitt, if she is sooo popular why the hell are her movies flopping!

Its funny that this blog is the same as all the others - nothing but negative about poor Jen Jen. God i hope she read this stuff - it may be the reality check she needs.

Jen is a flop - period. enough said. let's talk about AJ she is far more interesting. And, no, I don't care this is a Jen blog - she is not blog-worthy, and should therefore be removed.

I agree #30 we should boycott her blogs, like most people do for her movies.

Nothing but negative things about Jen? Hey maybe you're the one smoking pot LMAO

Jen is beautiful and funny and by the way for that poster taking a cheapshot about backshots--Denise Richardson says Jen Aniston has the about best butt in in Hollywood.

Hey don't believe me.....just look it up. Maybe it's a tabloid source but hey most of the crap posted here is too.

hey, did anybody ever find out of Just Jared is connected to that Jared who freelances for page 6?

Somebody asked in another thread by nobody responded.

forgot to say - JEN ROCKS! Anybody know the source of this photo.

I think she looks good in the pic - although it is air-brushed, however, I just don't like her. She really doesn't contribute much except to keep high-priced hair dressers employed, tanning salons open, and talk-show hosts bored to tears.

If she had a great butt - knowing miss-show-off - it would be plastered all over mags. Its frumpy - I've seen side views - we all have. I've seen better legs on a pool table.

IF you find having a big nose, beady eyes, and extra pointy chin..."Beautiful"..so be it. Far as her butt...she looks flat to me. Looks like she starved off her butt. Denise Richardson is super skinny also, seen 12 yr old with more curves then Jen or Denise...two of the many Hollywood actresses who are obesses with being sickly skinny! I think that pic is several yrs old from Rolling Stone!

Chicken legs ha ha

I really had no idea how many haters are out there. What has she done to you all?

Sorry I think she looks hot. And I love a girl with a sense of humor.

And becasue I know how childish some of you all get here--let me amend that. I don't mean I'm sorry she looks hot. I mean sorry to disagree with some of you here...but JEN LOOKS HOT!
As in sexy.

it is funny how she covers her face in every pic. whatever she does, we can still see the nose and the chin.

Anon - I don't think there's that many people who hate Jen. Think about the people you know in the real world and you'll probably see that.

But this is Just Jared where negativity about Jen Aniston is encouraged on a regular basis so that's what often happens here.

I'm a long standing fan of Jen's--pre-Brad in fact--and I drop in here sometimes to make the point that she has plenty of fans elsewhere.

They didn't use enough airbrushing. I mean, I'm no fan but I've seen better pics of her.

HELLO people, this post has nothing to do with Angelina. Wtf is wrong with you?

Jenn looks great. I love her and Angie. Both are great women. People that comment on her looks are probably ugly inside and out.

The reason people comment on her looks is because she is constatnly in their face, through tv, magazine covers.. etc. Every celeb get comments on their looks, just because some people don't found her features attractive, doesn't mean they are ugly..it means they are giving an opinion. Their are several celebs I think are beautiful, and she isn't one of them.

#37/ Yeah I said it
What?! How dare you? Skinny, how can you say she looks skinny...look at her again. Does she look skinny to you? Take it back now, say you don't think she is skinny. Open your mouth and say Denise is not skinny.

Oh, btw I totally agree with you, Jen is skinny.

Denise's ass is not the only thing she has in common with JA - they are both lousy actresses who are nothing more than the men they marry - then end up divorcing. Both B,crappy wanna-be, actresses.

Its in poor taste to comment negatively on someone's looks. Argue with that but its the truth.

She's probably giving those flowers to Oprah - we al know what a brown-noser she is.

It's in poor to taste to comment negatively - period - about someone. BUT WHO THE F*** CARES?

I swear to God that when I first saw the picture, I tought it was
Christina Aguilera. She looks like a doll, all plastic (I'm not saying she
had had plastic surgery). Somehow, the picture is showing her as an object, like one of those mannequins we see in store windows. I don't think this picture is sexy at all. I've seen picture of women, naked or not, in sexy poses but they look in control. JA looks dull, numb. I don't know how old is this picture, but I think it's time for her to try to show her talent instead of posing in topless, or in sexy poses for magazine. I really hope she has more sustance, more essence than that.

Don't hold your breath Doll - she doesn't have more substance OR more essence. She's nothing more than a pretty face with a dam good publicist.

Just in - BAMZ are married - go to People.com

OMG - they are!!!

#47 She does look skinny, and knockknee, so does Denise.In current pics.. Denise ribs are showing! That pic is old, and she looks even skinner currently. Also I think it's stupid to come to a blog and being upset if someone calls a celebrity unattractive...

This is a fake! Look at the size of her head compared to her body...then compare this photo to other photos

This is a FAKE you IDIOTS!!!

Just in - BAMZ are married - go to People.com

# 54 | BAMZ are married! | April 19, 2006 05:06 PM

Went there and didn't see it...you must be joking Right...if you are...you are soooooo wrong for that one!!!

give us the proof...please

JJ can you give it to us straight?

He, # 57, I'm no expert, but if her head looks bigger, don't you think
it MAY has somethin to do with the camera's angles. IMBECILE.

So I guess she has a big head - now it matches her big chin!

NO DOLL/IDIOT SHALL I SAY...

It's a FAKE...TRUST

Bid ass - big head - big chin - big ego - big waste-of-time!

She's so pretty. And I do love a girl with a sense of humor too. That's probably why I'm one of the people who thinks she'll be happier with Vince if they end up together. Brad takes himself way too seriously. (I think Angie is attractive too but have never really liked her strangeness on the red carpet)

I agree. J is Great. One of the funniest things I noticed when I opened this page is how her former husband's picture is posted to the left and I just thought - hey she's hot...and he's not.
At least not anymore. What's up with him? He's starting to seem like the perfect match for Jolie to me. Whew! To each his own I guess.

LOL... What's this BAMZ is married thing? Who the heck is BAMZ and who did they marry?

Lets see - substance or frivolity, substance or frivolity? AJ wins, JA loses.

Brad, Angelina, Maddox and Zahara
Where have you been - on Pluto? Nevermind - its ok - honestly the less you know about this huge waste-of-time, the better off you'll be.

She looks hot. You fat cow harers can only wish you looked
so good.

She's a pin-up with a pin-head for a brain.

Her right breast looks saggy.

Well, it's about time somebody slapped her.

Have you read this?
http://tmz.aol.com/article2?id=20060419124209990001

It's a fake picture.

Well, o.k. to #65 you don't have to get nasty. And I still don't really know whose getting married when you say BAMZ but while I'm not starstruck enough to know they are another whole acronym called BAMZ, I AM tuned in enough to know Maddox and Zahara are kids and they probably aren't getting married, just dragged along in their mother's latest hookup. Therfore I assume you mean that brangelina is married. And dear God I hope so because I'm far more tired of them cluttering up my news page than I am that other acronym TomKat who have thankfully had that baby.

Whew. Only in Hollywood. Guess my values are too old fashioned to be hip, but I like myself anyway.

Oh, and to "To #65" - I re-read your reply and I think you weren't really being nasty. Maybe just a little tongue-in-cheek? I hope that's it, so no offense taken.

I think Jennifer Aniston does look very sexy. I hope she's nice. I saw an article about her in Good Housekeeping and she sounded very nice and I know she's pretty involved in breast cancer awareness too. (Whoa. I'm afraid that Good Housekeeping thing may show just exaclty how hip I'm not!)

For what it's worth I'm told I do have good taste though. And I'm an artist so I feel pretty comfortable saying I think she's very pretty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Ll8OawuIc&search=jennifer%20aniston%20gma - go to you tube & check out this interview of jennifer aniston on gma... she's so vapid & rather ugly looking... she looks all right in photographic stills with touchups & her hair flowing over her face, but when you see her on camera & moving she's rather ugly... her facial expressions showcase her personality better.

p.s - why is the photo representing the homeless santa of a black guy? hmm!!

Gotta love Big Ben.

Damn his team is good.

Gotta love Big Ben.

Damn his team is good.

EEEEWWWWWW!!! *throws up lunch*

# 74 | am I not hip? SHUT UP - you sound like an absolute moron, go eat your good housekeeping magazine... I bet everything revolves around you?? am i right? i bet i am - and i bet you've been told before. your whole post was filled with... "I think", "I saw", "I hope", "I'm an artist", "I'm told", "I'm afraid", "I assume"... goddamn - how into yourself are you? these posts are for us to talk about celebs not you and your stupid self. No wonder you love Jennifer Aniston - all her fans are just like you, self analyzing, self involved opinionated gits...

This is an old photo of JA, at least a few years back. Same old,
hiding behind hair-curtain.

yes, that is a very old pic of JA. this one of her is naturally untouched, un photoshopped, showing her naturally

http://tny.se/Mu

Come on guys.. she does look great!!!

Jen looks va va voom..super hottt!!!!

in this picture she looks like the chicken lady from kids in the hall. it looks like she is going to start moving her arms back and forth and walking like a chicken.

Too funny!

Eva Longoria: would this bitch shut up???

So she's out and about promoting The Sentinel. And now that she's getting a little taste of film life, all of a sudden she's reinventing her vampy image, claiming she doesn’t understand why she's always asked about her sexual proclivities, blaming 'media spin' for turning her into a perceived horny snatch.

Oh really???

Why does every two bit tv girl get it into her delusional little mind that she can actually win an Oscar??? I call it the Jennifer Aniston Disease. And Eva Longoria seems to have fallen victim. As for her complaint about being known only as jerk off material... well didn't she ask for it?

Let's recap, shall we? She's on a show called Desperate Housewives. She spent the better part of Season 1 in a bra and panties writhing around with a lawnmower. When people started taking notice, she decided to leave her dating status up in the air, riding two boats to stir up interest (JC Chasez and Tony Parker), posing in a variety of skin rags to further drive home the 'I want you to want me' agenda, and finally, when we started calling her a slut, settled down with the aforementioned basketball player only to pose wearing practically nothing but his jersey for NBA promos and yap incessantly about vibrators, brazilian bikini waxes, and how she likes to keep things 'hot'.

So now she's a 'serious' actress with something to prove? Bitch, shut the f&ck up.

And while we're at it - let me just take a swipe at her footwear. Here she is on TRL yesterday wearing a pair of ridiculously cute wedges. Love them. The problem is that she's short. Very short. And when the combined coverage of your shoes (including lace ups) equals the distance between your ankles and your knees, it looks like half your body is being engulfed in shoe. The result? Dwarfish looking legs and the unmistakeable stench of budget low classy cheap - think underground Asian massage parlour and a set of nasty ass acrylics. Get the picture? Unfortunatel, the Jackie Collins ensemble at Letterman wasn't much better.

I do like the hair though. Very Miss America, doesn't move, the kind of body and lift I can only get when I sleep with curlers overnight and wake up with a kink in my neck. Sort of like Jennifer Aniston, actually. Mediocre talent, great body, great perky nipples, and lovely, lovely hair. Couldn't you so totally see them as best friends forever???

Sexy? I mean, shes an attractive woman, but I'm not getting the whole "sex kitten" vibe from her...thats not to say she couldn't be made to look sexy. ITs just that she looks like Avril Lavigne in this pic...before Avril Lavigne was cute.

First off, I am a huge Angelina fan and no one can be on the same league with her when it comes to being sexy. Although, I will admit that this pic of JA is pretty good. Probably one of the best she's taken. I can actually she she looks sexy. Maybe partly because her hair covers most of her manly jaws and she's pouting her thin lips. This is a good picture. Great body though.

Jen made it to no. 88 of FHM's sexiest woman alive

Somehow Jennifer aniston comes across as really weird in interviews, it's like she's talking to 5 year old kids with her facial expressions and all. I can tell she's a type that reckons she's above everyone else.

She does really weird expressions with her eyes.

I like her weird expressions!

I like her weird expressions!

# 90 | anon
Jen made it to no. 88 of FHM's sexiest woman alive

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Id that good or bad or what?

# 90| just asking| anon Jen made it to no. 88 of FHM's sexiest woman alive
# 95 | just asking Id that good or bad or what?

Why don't men find Jen sexy? Probably although she has a nice body, she just does not exude sexiness ... Lainey says she is frigid.

Jen always covered her face with her hair.BORING!

well, lets see.... its out of 100 and she was 88 (while Angelina was second) so that makes Jen one smoking, hot piece of....nothing!

This is a good picture of her I agree. First one I have ever seen. Why? Because it is taken from far away and her hair is hiding her face. Nice push up Bra Maniston.

See Angelina is a natural - she has a body that won't quit. HOT body and her pictures are all close-up's because the camera is in love with how luscious she is.

Poor Jen trying to be sexy.

Santa slapped you to see if he could get that chin smaller but it did not work.

She is trying so hard to be hot but it won't work. Angelina is the Diva that is why she was voted #2 on FHM sexiest despite being pregnant and #6 in All time Sexiest Women list (Maniston was #42)

Jen don't try so hard. Stop. You will never be sexy like the bombshell Santa Angelina! NEVER!!!!!!!!!

Why do people compare her to Angelina just because Ange is Brad's new lady? they are completely different. Jennifer A. is in the same league as Sarah Jessica parker when it comes to beauty.

That's like comparing Brad Pitt to Bob saget. Please!

Why do people compare her to Angelina just because Ange is Brad's new lady? they are completely different. Jennifer A. is in the same league as Sarah Jessica parker when it comes to beauty.

That's like comparing Brad Pitt to Bob saget. Please!

lookz like a effin hooker

lookz like a effin hooker

Now, I found out not only she's covering 2/3rd of her face with curtain of hair she's also covering her elf like ear , manly chin, and 1/4 of both eye, must be irritating with most of your hair falling in your face. she never change this hairstyle for more than 10 yrs what a dull and insecure of her look.

Too bad for Angelina that people keep commenting on her beauty. In time she will lose this luster as it happens with age. OMG she will probably jump out of window when her claim to fame beauty goes! She is so self centered she hides her bulging tummy from the public by burying hersel fin Africa, in a 'bunker' with tons and tons of security guards.

Re her charitable work? her desperate attempt to cover-up her real self, the true perception people have had of her - weird, psycho, dark.

At least Aniston is real: pretty, funny, with faults like any other human being. Jolie is a wax figure, sort of like a vampire, a loner, who sucks the life out of men she's with (look at Pitt these days...he looks like a zombie with a constant DUHH look on his face)

Atleast she doesnt have JOLIE'S AWFUL VEINY ARMS AND SKINNY LEGS! Ewwwwwwwe! Jolie doesnt have a nice butt so why are her stupid fans talking about Jens butt? wtf????? Hello u idiots she had to wear a special suit and special bra to make her look sexy on Tomb Raider! Fact! The scene where shes wearing the swimcostume u can see she is nothing special, if it wasnt for her ENOURMOUS LIPS and her usual blah blah about her ex life i doubt anyone would give a damn about her. And if this tramp is so great how come NONE OF HER EX'S WANT anything to do with her again??? They fuck her like the cheap whore she is and after they're done with her they move on to other women, she is nothing but an easy shag to men. She is only 31 and looks a lot older already, Hally Berry is 10 years older and looks incredibly better!

Tammy, I bet your man would leave you in a heartbeat for the DIVA Angelina - the Goddess Numero Uno!

Aniston looks like Sarah Jessica Parker - ugly faces, alright bodies. MANISTON has an ugly face, come on. How can you even compare the two??? Please go on Soul Jolie and see some of that chick's modeling photos. Or check out the Rolling Stones video "Anybody Seen Her" the girl has a body that won't wuit Miss Angelina.

Aniston is trying really hard.

Come on. You Maniston fans know deep down inside there is no contest. You can't compare Maniston to Angelina - no frekain' way.

You can't compare Brad Pitt to I don't know jay Leno. Maniston looks like a female Leno.

Angelina is the diva, the greates, teh most beautiful. I want to do her and I am a straight woman. My boyfriend would do her heck we'd do her together.

WE LOVE YOU SANTA ANGELINA!! YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

MANISTON IS A FREAKIN' BIG NOSE, UGLY LONG CHIN SKANK...EWWWWWWW! UGLY FUGLY!

ALL THE HATERS CAN'T ACCEPT THE CLOUT THAT BRANGELINA HAS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

GO BRANGELINA #1! THEY GOT CLOUT SO THEY CAN GO TO AFRICA AND GIVE BIRTH CAUSE ANGIE GAVE $700,000 TO AN ANIMAL ORPHANAGE.

MANISTON PROBABLY WOULD GIVE $700K TO PRADA - DUMB BITCH!!!

ALL THE HATERS CAN'T STAND IT THAT GORGEOUS MAN GETS TOGETHER WITH GORGEOUS WOMAN AND LEAVES NASTY UGLY FUGLY RETARDED ACTRESS BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Actually she's friends with all of her exes, and since she's gained baby weight she doesn't have veiny arms. I doubt her legs are skinny anymore. In past interviews she said that she doesn't work out. I'd like to see how she looks after she works out a bit. ..

Did you see Aniston's premier pics from her recent movie? She looked like Barbra streisands trolly twin brother. I think that's why she didn't have any kids with her ex.... she's a transexual. It wouldn't surprise me at all.

Hale looks young 'cause Black don't crack! She'll always look young and wrinkle free.

Actually she's friends with all of her exes, and since she's gained baby weight she doesn't have veiny arms. I doubt her legs are skinny anymore. In past interviews she said that she doesn't work out. I'd like to see how she looks after she works out a bit. ..

Did you see Aniston's premier pics from her recent movie? She looked like Barbra streisands trolly twin brother. I think that's why she didn't have any kids with her ex.... she's a transexual. It wouldn't surprise me at all.

Hale looks young 'cause Black don't crack! She'll always look young and wrinkle free.

Lmfao Santa Angelina lmao lmao lmao God u people are so sad!!
Yes Santa Angelina taking drugs, Santa Angelina fucKING MARRIED MEN and Kissing her OWN brother. Santa Angelina swearing she WOULD NEVER EVER SLEEP with a married man, Santa Angelina adopting kids just to Fool idiots like her fans that she is s a nice person. Santa Angelina who drinks blood, Santa Angelina who fucks whatever comes her way , men, women, dogs, cats, whatever! Santa Angelina who has cut her wrists a couple of times in the past just for attention. Ad re her VEINY ARMS, she's always had them and her body isnt anything special, where the hell r her curbs??? The only thing that woman has r HUGE LIPS AND BIG EYES, that's all! Jolie fans are truly pathetic. Go love someone really worthy of so much admiration, like the people working night and day to find the cure for cancer or something instead. U guys r really lame, loving some stupid bint on tv just because she is good looking?? Lammmmmmme.

I'm a man and lemme tell you you now that aniston is not. she's hot.

but if by some shot she really is a man like some of you are yappin', then I hope she joins my gym.

see.. even santa wants to bitchslap maniston cuz she keeps looking like a man whore.

#105 AJ the witch
You r too funny. Do you think AJ cares about her looks? Do you think it is going to affect her one way or the other if as you say, she loses her luster? Girl please! Thay woman is too confident in who she, she could care less how she looks. You made me laugh...that should count for something.

#106 / magarite
After reading your friends posts, I thought that was I had seen the heights of ignorant statement then I came upon your...can you sound any stupider? I'm sure you can but for everyone's sake don't.

#107 / Tammy
Lol, what is going on here? Did they let the let out early at the Ignorant Annon meeting? Are y'all friends? Did you think of what to say together, then sychronized your watches so your posts come in back to back? Aww, you three are so cute. Three BFFs. Did you three spit in your palms, rubb it together and promise to love JA forever and ever and ever and hate AJ with every fiber if your being? Or did you go with the pinky swear? I can just see that, all three of you on the in nice pigtails flying from ear to ear as you race out of your classroms during recess, heading to that corner where you only talk about JA. I bet you have a sign that says JA CLUB, no boys allowed because they are "ewwwwww" and no AJ fans because they are double "ewwwwwww" and "yuck"....like I said you three are too cute, just precious.

Please, please stop with the Maniston. Thank you.

# 112 | Tammy

Are you OKAY? You need a chill pill or stop taking the meth. Do you know Aniston or is she part of your family or something? I'm almost postiive she doesn't give a damn about you. in fact, I think you make her skin crawl! Damn! you would think we were talking crap about you. It's okay you can think she's hot and whatever else you want. Don't want you to have a heart attack or anything.

And she is NOt friends with all her exes! Billy Bob Thorton has nothing nice to say about her, he actually said he got bored of her pretty fast, and her other ex husband Miller didnt want to be linked to her aymore saying he is happily married to a woman he truly loves now. Jolie isn't even friend with her own dad, she has said herself that sher doesnt have many friends, i woner why!
And why do her fans need to pick on Anistons looks? No she isn't stunning but so what? Whats the big deal? Only good looking women deserve ti be happy? Jolie fans r as pathetic as she is, and what r u all gonna do when she and Brad split up? Kill yourselfs? You're all so obsessed lmao
Ans so what if Aniston doesnt have any kids? whats the big deal ? Should she get knocked out only 4 or 5 monthd after she started dating someone like Santa Angelina did? Btw this from the woman who said she would NEVER have her own kid. What for ? so she splits up with Brad and her kid are once again left without a father????? How many different dads r those kids going to have? How many different women r they going to meeet as their new ''dad''. Atleast Jen had the sense not to bring any kids into this world just to keep her in the newspapers.

rotflmao were you trying to be funny? You made no sense. Maybe you could try say all that again but this time in english?

The reign of the 'Ugly Pretty'

And what about Jennifer Aniston? Forget that gorgeous hair. Forget that glowing tan skin and that perfect figure. Just look at the face. Long nose. A chin that could be used as a weapon. And those super-close beady eyes. She looks like an attractive Mrs. Potato Head.
Of course, there is something to be said for confidence and working what ya got. These women aren't letting a little ugly get in their way.

http://www.recordonline.com/archive/2003/11/23/bz23.htm

Since they were dating, I wonder what Brad physically saw in Aniston. I always felt she looked kind of Ugly especially compared to him. I guess he was attractive to her personality, but after several years her whining, he got annoyed, then he decided to dump her. This is not about Angelina Jolie, I always found her weird looking and overrated. Her fans have to admit she isn't pretty because the proof is in her pictures.

Is Ben Wallace supposed to be a homeless Santa? I'm sure the contract he earns this summer will prove otherwise..

First, I need to make a point that I'm not a Jennifer Aniston Fan (I've never watched any Friend's episodes on TV). The only Brad Pitt movie that I saw on cable was "Meet Joe Black" and I thought that was the worst movie I've ever seen, and I had no desires to watch any more of his movies after that one. So I'm definitely not a Brad Pitt fan. I saw a couple of Angelina's movies like the Bone Collector and Original Sins and I just thought her acting was OK, nothing spectacular. I'm not her fan either, but I do like her more than JA or BP or any other Hollywood stars, mainly because of her humanitarian work and her love for children (It was very noble of her to adopt those two kids). I don't like her tatoos though. She is a beautiful woman from the neck up, but from the neck down she looks like a Hell Angel woman.

Having said all this, I think this picture of JA is very beautiful and sexy even though sometimes some of her pictures don't look that good. But I'd never call JA an ugly woman like some of the readers here call her. She is not as beautiful as Angelina, but she's an attractive woman. I'm sure she's a lot better looking than most of the readers here who call her ugly. If you guys/gals have the nerves to say that she's an ugly woman, why don't you post your pictures here so we can objectively judge if you're better looking than JA.
Grow up!
Also some of you, JA fans and AJ fans, are so childish that it becomes rediculous and boring to read some of your postings. Just because you like AJ, you don't have to hate JA and vice versa. What have these people (JA, BP, AJ) done to you? Jesus, you morons need to get a life and go see a shrink.

so does wa 122. Enough said.

# 96 anon - dunno why you think that. my husband thinks she very sexy. but he's kind of a nut (I mean that in a loving way) and a sense of humor is important to him as part of the "package"

They're all overrated. Brad is not average looking, his jaw is too weird and most of his movies suck, Jennifer also weird jaw and funny eyes , Angelina looks like a junkie most of the time, long skinny arms with huge veins popping out, hair looks like it needs a good wash most of the time, her legs are too bony and her hands too manly. Take the lips and the eyes and u are left with nothing. Ok she does charity but so do a lot of other people, they just don't show off like Angelina does. I have no doubt in my mind that to some degree she does charity to help her career/ image, and ok good that she adopts but then again so do other celebs, u just don't see them parading their kids like Angelina does.
Those kids have to be the most photographed celeb kids, they're on every newspaper/magazine, she could atleast try to protect them from that, if other famous people can then i'm sure she can too.
There r other famous people who adopted but they don't mention it on every single interview they give nor do they feel the need to expose the kids to the media just to boost their careers.

George Lucas
Diane Keaton
Calista Flockhart
Isabella Rosellini
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jane Fonda
JOdie Foster
Magic JOhnson
Meg Ryan
Michelle Pfeiffer
Mia Farrow
Nicole Kidman
Sharon Stone
Steven Spielbeg

How many times have we seen pics of their kids? Angelina loves the attention and praise she gets for all the charity and adopting those kids.

Oops that should read Brad is average looking lol

# 119 | Ugly-Pretty | April 20, 2006 12:28 AM

Oh, my! Satirically true! The article had me in stitches!!!

Tammy and all the haters:

Santa Angelina publicizes her adoption so she can promote awareness, you morons!! So does Bono and other progressive charitable stars. Some people want to keep their adoption hush hush but Santa Angelina wants the world to know about Namibia, Ethiopia, Haiti and other parts of the world. She knows she can reach milluions and so she speaks. Keep preaching Santa Angelina - you have many disciples you fabulous gorgeous looking bitch! You are the Diva and your fans (millions of them) love you.

I love you morons who say "Brad is not that cute and Angelina is not that hot"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't be a hater and a liar because you are behind a computer screen. Show us your guts and your cellulite and your fat assess! Huh? I know you don't have a chance of being with a woman that looks like Angelina or Brad. If Brad and Angie showed up at your nightclub right now, guess who would get all the attention even if they were not famous? Exactly. These people are beyond gorgeous ok,. Most of you don't look like that so shut up withh your criticism.

Maniston on the other hand looks like every other ugly girl at the supermarket check-out line. The bitch is plain and simple FUGLY! That's it and the world has spoken. Brad and Angelina are HOT!

Go ahead and hate on Santa Angelina - the more wild, the more kinky, the more mysterious she is and the more famous she gets. Her fans love her for her kinky ways. That woman exudes sex.

Maniston has a swollen nose, no tits, big chin like Jay Leno and just downright ugly ...oh and with no film career BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

What about Jennifer A? Take away friends and her marriage to Brad and we have a bad Barbra Streisand impersonator. She would be a stump without her personal trainer.

List of people that don't have the paparazzi following every move they make. or maybe their just not interesting enough for the paparazzi :
George Lucas
Diane Keaton
Calista Flockhart
Isabella Rosellini
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jane Fonda
JOdie Foster
Magic JOhnson
Meg Ryan
Michelle Pfeiffer
Mia Farrow
Nicole Kidman
Sharon Stone
Steven Spielbeg

Nobody cares enough to take the parents pic ...so why the hell would they bother taking pictures of their kids?

Jen's stuck with everybody comparing her to Angelina right now. Team this/team that. blah blah. Who started that s***. (well, o.k. if we must. Team Lachey. LOL)

Anyway I like Jen's looks. SJP too. Angelina is attractive but her lips seem like they might sag sooner that her boobs, and if she ever decides to pump them back up like Meg Ryan did... well ick. I'm thinking even Jenny Shiamtu might not like the 'pillows' then.

Umm, she is not friends with her exes? Brad Pitt is producing a film starring Billy Bob. John Lee Miller had dinner with her in London a couple of months ago. Ummm, shut up Maniston - you were Brad Pitt's "PITY WIFE" you know the ugly girl you marry cause you fucked her enough and you felt you had to do the right thing but you know she was not on your level. That is why Brad married your sorry ass. Ugly Bitch! Santa knows - that is why he slapped you to see if he could slap the ugly out of you. DUMB BITCH!

#130 problem is: you must be White right? If not then a really screwed up person of color. You know why I say this? I love how White people take the opportunity to diss BIG LIPS on a White person cause tehey know they could not get away with it on a Black person.

Most Blacks have full lips - it is an African trait and it is beautiful. No wonder most White actresses are trying to get their lips enhanced.

So to diss full lips like Angelina's I think has inherent racist connotations. That is like making fun of an Asian person who does not have round eyes. Almond shaped eyes are inherently Asian - it is not something to make fun of.

Same with full lips. What is wrong with having full lips? They are beautiful. She also has full lips because her mother is half Native American and Native Americans tend to have fuller lips. Her ethnic make-up is the reason for her ethnic looks.

Why don't you think before you make such a statement. Would you make fun of a Black person's lips?

I seriously doubt that anybody posting here is as attractive as Jen Aniston or A. Jolie either one. Well, maybe me. LOL.

Seriously I think they are both beautiful--just different.

No matter whose "side" you are own though--you have to admit that Angelina Jolie has done some pretty strange & tasteless things in her short career. Even her father said he hoped she would get some help for her "extreme problems" and he's her father--he should know!

JA looks scary in that picture...

Angelina is an independent soul who has lived her life the way she wants. Everybody wants a piece of her spotlight including her father which is why he is talking that crap. Now she is not speaking to him GOOD!

She says as a kid he criticized her way of dressing etc. A lot of parents think their kids are weird. Mine did because I loved to wear punky clothes in Junio High. I outgrew them but at the time my parents badmouthed me like hell.

Her father's statement is no indication of who she is.

She is a wonderful woman who has made millions as an actress, has lots of fans, was chosen as UN embassador for refugees, gives 1/3 of her salary to charity, has adopted kids who would of otherwise have died in an orphanage...for God's sake, what else do people want from the woman?

She is doign more than so manyy of us do with our lives. I give money to Angie's charities because of her mention of them. I trust those charities because she supports them.

So many haters, you people are so pathetic!

Oh, did I mention Maniston is an ugly skank with no film career to speak of? Sorry, wanted to make sure I did not forget but then again you all already knew.

Santa did not slap her hard enough cause the bitch is still whining!!!!!!BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry Jane. Really. I didn't mean to offend anybody AT ALL with regard to race. That is absolutely not what I'm about. I just truly don't think Angelina Jolie's lips fit her her face and they seem kind of waaay over-inflated in some unnatural looking way.

It's like other people making fun of Aniston's chin (you know, the Maniston thing). I guess it's just a matter of taste. Angelina lips seem way more out of scale for her face than Jen Aniston's chin. IMO, of course. To which I'm still entitled.
That's all.

Problem is,

Thanks for clearing that up. I think it is really cool of you to do so. I happen to like her whole Native American look. I htink I have some Native American in me but I am not sure so I respect that look. But agreed, looks have to do with perception anyway. Everyone has different tastes. I think Colin Farrel is hot and so many of my girlfriends think he is skanky - so go figure - you can't argue looks.

well santa angelina I can see you certainly feel strongly about it, so I don't want to upset you more than you already are...but the way I remember it was that Jon Voight made that comment around the time he and Angelina were starring in some movie together and they WERE talking. But whatevah! It's really not all that important to me to be right about my entertainment news.

Jane - we do agree on Colin Farrell. I've been hoping that kind of skanky thing was because of his role in the New World. He does looked pretty cleaned up for that movie he's filming now in NY and there was a very sweet picture of him making the rounds recently--pushing his baby in a stroller. I've never really read that much about him and don't have much to say about anything but his looks I'm afraid. Could be that sometimes though the less you know, or think you know, about a celebrity the better it is!
LOL

Angelina has always said her father did not approve of her. He never liked the way she dressed as a kid, etc etc. What kind of man will talk to the press about his daughter and then publicize that she is adopting a son before she tells the world?

John Voight was wrong and Angelina has said that he was not very nice to her mother Marcheline. Whatever. I would not use his statements as proof of who Angelina is.

Angelina's work should speak for who she is. 1/3 of her salary to charity. $700,000 to an animal orphanage in Namibia which is why she is staying there right now - because of her donation.

The woman is a Diva Goddess in my book for all that she does.

Don't get me started on Maniston. Just don't get me started on Miss TV actress. Just don't get me started......C-H-I-N

WHILE MANISTON SHOPS AT PRADA, GETS HER PEDICURE DONE AND BADMOUTHES BRAD ON OPRAH, HERE IS WHAT SANTA ANGELINA IS DOING - EVEN WHILE PREGNANT).....

Angelina Jolie Calls for Action

Wednesday Apr 19, 2006 5:20pm EST

CREDIT: CARRIE DEVORAH / WENN / LANDOV

While preparing for the birth of her baby with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has stepped up a campaign to save the lives of mothers, fathers and children in Darfur, Sudan.

Jolie, 30, a United Nations goodwill ambassador, plans to take out a large advertisement in USA Today on her own accord next week, explaining in her words the past killings of 400,000 civilians by the Sudanese government-supported militia Janjaweed and the need to stop the violence.

"I chose to take out this ad because when Congress returns from recess (on April 24) they have the chance to fully fund peacekeepers in Darfur," Jolie tells PEOPLE. "The situation in Darfur has been going on far too long. It’s only getting worse. Reports are pouring in about mass atrocities including children getting raped and killed. If people are aware of the facts, I believe many will be driven to action."

Jolie, who notes in the ad "I'm an actress, and certainly no foreign policy expert," has visited the region twice – once in October 2004 and again in June 2004.

She asks those interested in the campaign to visit the Web site www.genocideintervention.net or call 202-224-3121.

Although she's eight months pregnant and presently staying in Namibia with Pitt, 42, and their kids, Maddox, 4, and Zahara, 1, "she's right there personally e-mailing, dictating, giving creative input," says Trevor Neilson, who works as a philanthropic adviser to Jolie and Pitt. "This project is her vision, her concept."

at least she has some facial expressions--and that's really a good thing right?

Funny thing is when you click on this thread, right to the left is a picture of Brad Pitt. Well, o.k. some of us think Jen Aniston is hot...and some of us not.

But look at this JUST this picture of Brad Pitt and tell me. Really? Hot? I think not. I mean what's up with that black tuft on his head? And I know they probably caught him off guard here and everything, but seems to me he has ALWAYS got his mouth hanging open with some sort of "duh, what just hit me?" kind of look going on. You gotta give it to Angelina--Brad looks...o.k. let's just say stunned. (because I don't really want to start that same old fight in here...you know the one I mean). It's just this picture is...uh, let's just say not his best shot and leave it at that. But that guy to left here would be pretty darn lucky to get a date with the Jen Aniston pictured here if they just met up in nightclub mentioned above. :)

Just thought I would say that because some many of you keep reducing it to looks.

Wow, Wowie: No you didn't! Are you kidding me?

Are we talking about the same Brad Pitt.? The man who has become synonimous with HOT looks?

Like the Shania Twain song said "So you're Brad Pitt". Like it is an adjective now " he's no Brad Pitt but he is cute". You know it is a fact the man is BEYOND stunning. Beyond stunning.

Aniston above, a lucky date? I tell you what she looks like. A cheap mall girl from New Jersey who just got her cheap highlights done. Go to a mall in New Jersey right now and you will see a million dimwits who look just like that above. You know I am right.

Go to the mall again, how many women who walk through there could possibly look like Jolie? Not likely. Her beauty is a rarity. Case closed.

Case closed. Case C-H-I-N is a closed case. She is average , atually not average, fugly bitch.

Thanks.

# 87 | Too funny - That post was hilarious... very clever, Thanks for the laugh.

FIRST!

Oh poor chinnifer!! You try too hard to be Angelina Jolie (beautiful in french).
You are not her and never will be. Please stop the the pity party you boring me. Thanks.

No matter what JA is not ugly-There is not a woman alive that would not spend money to enhance whatever she had to look better-It is just inappropriate to continue to call this woman ugly-Is she a humanitarian, I don't know, but that is no reason to blatantly call her names and talk about her-I absolutely adore AJ and BP and if I had to list who I liked the best between the three in order it would be AJ

I THINK, SHE LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN IN THIS PIC :D

I THINK, SHE LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN IN THIS PIC :D

You can tell someone has a manic, rabid hate problem when they actually say taht Angie drinks blood!! Yeah, and kissing her brother, oooohhh, a sign of love, there must be something WRONG!! Hey I kiss my family members, too, and my dog, so I guess I'm into bestiality as well! This person is a nut, and posting like a crazed fiend. I hope that its keeper finds it and puts it back in its cage.

I actually think she looks good here, if you don't look at her face with that stupid expression on it. I always wondered why people thought she was pretty, because she was cute on Friends, but it was more Rachel's personality than anything. She does have a good body, though. I agree with Malibumom, comparing her to Angelina Jolie is unfair, and making fun of her looks isn't nice. She does have a big nose and pointy chin, but her body is good. In VF a few years back they had a picture of her and called her The Body, and she was in a tangled up pose where her arms and hair covered her face. We all know she isn't that attractive facially, but come on, you can't deny she has a good body. But if it has no heart or soul, it's just an empty body and that's unfortunately why she seems so bland. She isn't sexy, just has a pretty body to look at.

It's just not simply the physical look and appearance which makes someone hot. It's looks + brains + compassion + goodwill + humanitratian+ lifestyle+ habits+ empathy + family + + +

Just take the JA , BP and AJ . Separately, JA only gets one + , probably the most two ++s , whereas BP has maybe 10 +s and AJ has 10 +s.

My point is JA stake was enhanced dramatically by BP and once the BP factor was removed from the equation, JA's value is now almost "zero" or just normal ... like every other wannabe tv start to big screen actress.

On the other hand, BP & AJ who indivdually already has multiple +s became an extremely powerful and impressive couple as together they can achieve so much more .

Basically BP & AJ are more suited together as far as their dreams, visions and goals are concern .. they make things, they pursue their goals together, look at what was acheived in BP's life for the last 7 years versus the last one year. BP started to live - even his friends all said that he came to life. It's sad for those who love to see their idol with a promising guy, the fact is that's kaput, history. JA is history. BP is now with AJ and together rocking the world on their terms . !!!

# 152 | remember the truth
I'd "hit" it...lol

I'm a Jolie-Pitt fan and I wouldn't call JA "ugly". Her problem is she hasn't found her true SELF. Trying to "vamp" is just out of her character, and comes across as a pathetic attempt to compete with Jolie. That's why some people is calling her "ugly".

Such a bad judgement is to star in "Derailed", allowing herself to be miscast. Why is she trying to raise her vamp-o-meter, so out of her character? I just don't know what's wrong with being America's funny woman--she can aim to becoming a legend in TV like Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett. She doesn't need to embarrasse herself by starring in dramatic roles.

Santa Angelina- you make great points about AJ. I agree with all of it, but do you have to stoop to using "Chin" or "Manniston". It just takes so much away from your posts. Do you think AJ would use anyones physical features to make a good point. I'm just saying you can leave out the ugly name calling and they would be more enjoyable to read. JMO.

I know it's not her fault but Maniston looks terrible in this pic.

# 156 | ladybugbelle
If you don't want read why are you here? Maniston Brokeback is soooo ugly. End of story.

# 158 | Man-iston
if you think that why are you on her blog? end of story...

# 158 | Man-iston
if you think that why are you on her blog? end of story...

Because I love you bébé.

# 160 | Man-iston
don't start the homo shit with me...homey don't play the ass pillager crap...you might try phatassbuttplugcam.com

Would someone pls tell me what JA does when she is not acting? Out side of her work what does she do?

What does she do other then make a bad movie?

What In gods earth does this Bloody woman do?

What does she do for the world?

Does she help anybody other her self?

Is JA funny?

What the F@@@K!!! DOES THIS WOMAN DO?

Would someone pls tell me what JA does when she is not acting? Out side of her work what does she do?

What does she do other then make a bad movie?

What In gods earth does this Bloody woman do?

What does she do for the world?

Does she help anybody other her self?

Is JA funny?

What the F@@@K!!! DOES THIS WOMAN DO?

# 161 | rudedog
LOL phatassbuttplugcam.com

Something tells me it's still AM here in NYC with children
around I'd better not go there :)

#163...JA is an actress...that's what she does. Why does she need to do more. Acting is her life. What's wrong with that?

# 161 | rudedog |
Oh Rude Dog!!! it's true I'am here because je t'adore reellement. I know you don't understand this because your french= translation Alta vista alias Google.

# 166 | Man-iston
I'm moving to France in 2 months you retard...go play on the barney website where you are in your own league..

Oh Oh my Rude Dog you try too hard to be ''un dur a cuire''. Pauvre cheri.

# 166 | Man-iston

I just left something in the toliet for you to adore...

"144" hey santa whichilina why are so so so so obssesed by whorlina?? do you know her personnely? it's your sister? your fiancè? she ignore your existence at all!!!! you're so pathetic and ridiclous and why when someone gives a different opinion than you became agressive! it's just actors nothing serious and i definitley don't find "AJ" THE NUMERO UNO!!! HALLE BERRY.SHARON STONE DIANE KRUGER.SCARLETTE JOHASSON.BROOK SHIELD............... ARE 10000000000000000 TIMES BEAUTIFUL THAN HER IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

# 168 | Man-iston
not quite sure what you said here but something about cooking..you seem like the type that would be hooked on the sausage..

Pauvre Rude Dog!!! Do you understand mon expression '' dure a cuire'' No I don't believe. You know i love sooo much mais j'ai des '' chats a fouetter''. Thanks d'avoir passé ton temps avec moi. But je dois partir mainteanant. 2 months in France ? hahahahaha.
Bye mon chou adoré. A la prochaine.

french is not the best but here is you something to work on.. pulisca le macchie in vostre mutandine

french slang is not my forte, however Italiano is..don't run off the fun is just starting..

# 165 -JA is an actress...that's what she does. Why does she need to do more. Acting is her life. What's wrong with that?
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other then her Bad acting, What does JA do?

hmmm..I think "it" called me a cabbage...lol dang and I hoping to work some more on my Fench..

rudedog:

I think I posted this one before FYI :) (Matrix Reloaded)

"Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculis de ta mère."

#175...Doesn't matter if u don't like her acting...some people do...So whether she's a good actressor not.....it's still her job. The world is full of bad actors. Why pick on her?

# 177 | Be sane
Either they live in Europe or they use a translater program...US keyboards will not type accents over words.... My French is horrible, but thier's is much worse...lol

# 177 | Be sane
Either they live in Europe or they use a translater program...US keyboards will not type accents over words.... My French is horrible, but thier's is much worse...lol

I hate most of Jen's films but I don't understand why you BAMZ fans insult her at every opportunity! You're not perfect either! Neither is vagina-lipped Angelina HOLIE! AJ is a bi-polar nut-job! Why do you think her dad went on national tv asking for her to get psychiatric help. Holie is the one milking the press with her Mia Farrow complex of trying to hide her nasty past with newfound, half-assed saintliness. We can all smell what she's shoveling! All the blathering she does about helping poor nations and she plops her pregnant ass in an exclusive resort to have her child. Why not a poor section of Namibia in a local clinic if she really wants to show the plight of the poor? Her actions don't match her speeches. She is another Hollywood star looking for sainthood and publicity. And what the hell is with the BAMZ fanatics blaming JA for the marriage breakup because she wouldn't reproduce? What century do you live in? I'm amazed that women here are using this chauvenistic principle that a woman or marriage is meaningless without kids. Why didn't Brad Shit adopt a child with JA if he wanted one so badly. Because he was out sleeping with AJ, on the set of MAMS, just as all the cast and crew claimed!

rudedog:
Oh I hate French keyboard! But wait til you go to Finland! I went there on business and had to import a document in Mac. I didn't fxxxing know what was going on but just remembered the shortcut keys and barely managed :)

# 181 | Dea
"Why didn't Brad Shit adopt a child with JA if he wanted one so badly."

Good question. Ask Aniston. Brad got almost 3 children within a year, Aniston got none. That's your answer.

#181......And why go all the way to Africa....there's a lot of starving people in the USA too!!!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T THINK I CAN POST WITHOUT MENTIONING ANISTON IN A NEGATIVE WAY AND WITHOUT ATTACKING HER LOOKS, HERE GOES:

You see I have Chinged my ways. I have completely chinged my ways. I know longer use cheap shots to make Aniston jokes about her features. I hope all of you other Team Jolies chinge along with me.

Chincerely,

Santa Angelina - the Goddess

#185..Santa Angelina...Are u RETARDED?

IF I WERE SANTA I WOULD SLAPPED ANGELINA, BRAD, MADDOX, ZAHARA AND ALL THE KIDS THE ARE GOING TO ADOPT...PERIOD!

# 181 | Dea
I don't recall Brad ever giving a reason about the breakup other than I.D. Baby stories are fabricated by zealous fans..However Brad has mentioned over the years wanting a family. I do recall the exact topic coming up at his wedding..I'm sure family issues were discussed with JA prior to a wedding..Most people do not jump into marriage without first discussing views on family, children, morals and lifestyle. It would seem evident by the most casual observer, that Jen did not hold up her end of the agreement whether it was a biological reason or career is irrelevant. I'm sure other issues were involved in the seperation. If I remember correctly, the whinning from JA did not start until it was public knowledge that Brad and Angie were in fact an item.. Once again it increased ten fold when AJ's pregancy became public. AJ had already elected to start a family even when she was with BBT. BBT did not want the responsibility of rasing kids at his age and he bailed...The pieces of the puzzle fit when BP and AJ met. There is also more chemistry than just children between the two. I think it is safe to say that JA and BP grew apart as they matured..What interests did they share together other than acting, which for the most part kept them miles apart? Thier relationship was lacking a foundation..nothing to build on or goals to achieve together. In the end Jen wanted an Oscar and Brad wanted a family...not too much compromising here...

# 187 | camila
I WOULD SLAPPED ANGELINA, BRAD, MADDOX, ZAHARA AND
ALL THE KIDS THE ARE GOING TO ADOPT...PERIOD!"

Why slap innocent children? Your hatred is clouding your judgement. That's called "child abuse", and the penalties include jail time. Watch out.

#186: No I am not retarded. But Chinnifer Maniston with her whopping BOX OFFICE hit "Friends with Money and No Talent" and star of that Oscar buzz film "Rumor does not Have It" whose career has derailed from TV actress to future informercials is in fact certifiably, clinically, completely and utterly RETARDED.

You see, I have not chin-ged my ways after all. I lied. Chin sucks!

Angelina is a Goddess.

#190..I guess I answered my own question...U R RETARDED.

Aww, Common Sense has a crush on me. How cute! You want me to be your retarded whore, Common? You want me to licky licky sweetie, huh?

You're cute...NOT!!! If you are a man, let me guess, you have a small dick that is my theory on men who hate on Angie - they know their dick is too small to handle her and women who hate her - well Weight Watchers is a frustrating thing and it hutrts to not look like the Goddess!

Pathetic JA fans. Trailer trash and pathetic ding dong eating fools. Stop sleeping with your cousins and start cashing in those welfare checks Maniston fans!

#192...RETARDO...Do u kiss your mother with that mouth? I think U take this fan thing a bit too far. I hope AJ is paying u well to be her lapdog. Let me give u some advice...u must stop your ranting......your embarrassing yourself. (I feel embarrassed for u).

#192...U know what?......I just embarrassed myself....I had a conversation with a RETARD...Won't happen again..Phewwwwww....What was I thinking!!!!

Oh, Common baby. I will miss you. Can I be your lapdog? Pleaaaase. Woof Woof. Spank me, bad doggie bad doggie. Let's play fetch and catch it. Yum!

Oh, by the way, Chin is ugly. Sorry. I digress. Bad doggie.

# 195 | Santa Angelina
hey keep the dog comments out of it, lest you unleash my fury...

rudegod: woof woof! i am in heart. wanna give me a bone? but i think lack of common sense might get jealous. it's my stalker. everyone needs one.

hey did i mention, maniston is fugly and her movies suck? sorry i digress. woof!

i am in heat. too hot to spell.

hey did i mention, maniston is fugly and her movies suck? sorry i digress. woof!

# 198 | Santa Angelina
ok Rover go find a chew toy(not your moms dildo) and floss your teeth. Your breath smells like a rhino's ass. Yes a zoo keeper once explained that wretched smell...Ok where was I..hmm a rhyme comes to mind..
I"ll ignore your cheap aroma
and your little bo peep diploma
I"ll just put you in a coma
with my dirty love...

Rudedog...U do realize that kind of talk turns RETARDO on.

# 200 | Common Sense
yeah but I have a headache..the only time they had sex was with themselves

Rudedog, no one has u beat in the word department.

Aww, boys with small penises are so cute. Coming up with frigid porn sex rhimes. Put the porn down and come away from the keyboard. And if they are girls, well it's the Weight Watchers again - very traumatic to have to go to those meetings, huh?

Lick me rudedog and common sense stick your little wee wee from behind ...ooops it can't reach poor little baby, emphasis on little.

Did I mention, Aniston looks like a squirrel? Oops I digress. Eat me guys. Eat me raw. I digress again.

I am a freak like Angie and I am proud of it. Only HOT girls can be freaks. Chinnifer is a lame lay which is why Brad "Hot Tamale" left her ass the moment he found good ass (Angie).

What man would not leave a frigid bitch for the Goddess? Love ya Angie!

I never liked ugly girls like Maniston - they should be outlawed.

I saw on a recent thread, people are talking about JA being pregnant! I don't think she wants to give up her perfect figure to have a baby.

News Flash!!!!
Jennifer Anistion is pregnant by a homeless guy wearing a Santa hat. Be on the look out for a dude that looks like Ben Wallace. JA reported they first met when she was walking down Broadway with her girlfriend, JA was wearing a bright red swimsuit passing out red roses to the homeless, it was reported its love at first sight for the both of them, Santa later gave her a love pat which stunned JA. Oprah will be give JA and Santa a eight million dollar wedding in New York this December.

#194-LOL ,thanks
#199- LOL, glad you got the job, congrats!

I'm sorry! Earlier I had said something nice to Santa Angelina.......I COMPLETELY take it back. You are a nut case.

ladybugbelle: i command you to come over and lick me...raw!

#71 Dina
It's a couple of days later, and I still laugh when I think of this post. Absolutely hilarious!

Stop perpetuating the hate. Brad and Angie are trying to respect Jennifer's privacy too. And, no, they won't split on the count of your bashing them apart either.
Oh, as for you high schoolers (trolls) get your homework done, stop using school (tax paid dollars) computers to post blogs on these threads.

#185 - Santa Ang - right. You ARE a cheap shot.

p.s. Jen Aniston has more class than you and better quality friends than you are making in this mental asylum. Uh, I mean blog. So she does not need you.

However, because she is such a kind person, Jen sincerely hopes you will someday truly be able to see yourself and change--not for her sake, of course, but for your own. So Santa A, Please print your posts and file them for future reading. Perhaps when you are grown and more capable of true introspection this material will come in handy.

#86 - #149 & #150 - please. saying Jen looks like a chicken really just makes you sound a bit embarrased about Brad actually having a chicken costume back in the day. Don't worry, Jen did not laugh at your boy because of that. Jen is really just not that superficial and Brad would be disappointed that you are. Tsk!

Nor does she look like a chicken...and you know it.

76 | Pitchajarun - thank you for the link to the video of Jen. Her fans do think she looks great in that video. Oh, sure, I know. Sometimes beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.

Bet your momma thinks you're even pretty too. :)

Ok, there are a few crazy BAMZ fans that are making the rest look bad and there are a few JA fans that are doing the same.

I mean a few JA fans who are also making the rest of her fans look bad.

So you know just so everyone is clear not all fans are made up of the extreme folk who like to stir up the pot.

#214 / Joanie
Or could it be Jen fans pretending to be BAMZ to make them look bad and BAMZ fans pretending to be Jen fans for the same reason? Hmmm....

Higher Standards
Welcome to the asylum babe. What are you in for, delusions of grandeur?

# 216 | FOOD FOR THOUGHTS

Gawd just the possibility is hilarious! The redundancy of that if it was true is vastly amusing!!! BWAHAHAHAHA

Why pick a photo of a Black Santa as the one who allegedly slapped Aniston?