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Veronica Mars :: Season Finale

Last night was the AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME season finale of Veronica Mars (one of the bestttttttttttest shows on television) where we finally learn who caused the bus crash.   Here are two of the best scenes from last night's episode. Read the transcription below or watch the video below-er. 150+ screencaps (very, very spoiler-ish) in the gallery!  Will we get to see Veronica Mars (Kristin Bell) attend college in the fall?  LET'S HOPE SO. [crosses fingers]

(Graduation cermony continues)
Principal Clemmons :: Veronica Mars.
Keith Mars :: [claps like crazy] YES!! YEP!!!!
Veronica Mars :: [surprised by audience applause]
PC :: You were expecting some other reaction?
VM :: I...
PC :: I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone.  Anything I should know in case I get another like you some day?
VM :: Don't keep all of your passwords taped on the bottom of your stapler.  [switches cap tassel from right to left] And stay cool, Mr. C.

(Outside graduation cermony)
KM :: [hands Veronica envelope] For you, for this momentous occasion.
VM :: [shakes, sniffs envelope]  A PONY????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VM :: [opens envelope] New York?...
KM :: We leave Tuesday.
VM :: Broadway!  SoHo!  The MoMa!
KM :: Yankee Stadium!  Shea Stadium!  Madison Square Garden!
VM :: Thank-you so much!  This is awesome!  Awesome.  Now go catch Woody.  I get creeped out just knowing he's out there somewhere.
KM :: Alright, you have fun tonight.
VM :: That's the plan!
[Dick slaps Veronica's ass]
Dick :: Put on your dancing shoes, Mars.  Because tonight we're gonna upchuck the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie to be.
VM :: Up... chuck?
Dick :: You heard me.

Caps and Gowns Galore

"Not Pictured" Synopsis :: After learning the identity of the perpetrator responsible for the bus crash, Veronica hurries to warn others, but ends up putting herself in an extremely perilous situation. Meanwhile, Keith enlists Veronica's help in his ongoing investigation of Woody and asks her go undercover to get some vital information from Woody's lawyer. Later, when graduation day finally comes around, Neptune seniors celebrate at a huge party at the Neptune Grand.

Jackie is MIA, Weevil passes algebra, and Keith is one dorky dad! The Veronica Mars season 2 finale (episode "Not Pictured") airs next Tuesday,  May 9 @ 9 PM ET/PT on UPN.  More pictures in the gallery!