The 19-year-old country superstar (in Badgley Mischka) pretty much killed it, addressing a lot of her relationship issues covered in the tabloids. Here are some sample lyrics:
– “I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.”
– “You might think I’d bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la.”
– “And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.”
– “You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue.”
Taylor finished off the song by saying, “We have a great show. Kanye West is NOT here, so stick around. We’ll be right back.”
Great job, T! The monologue video isn’t available yet but in the meantime, check out the SNL Digital Short. Taylor parodies the Twilight franchise in “Firelight.”
Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue
Katy Perry and her boyfriend, British funnyman Russell Brand, happily show off their love and hold hands as they leave his home in London on Friday night (November 6).
Earlier today, the 25-year-old songstress wrote on her Twitter, “I said ‘Geez you guys are so tan in these pictures!’ He said, ‘I have my camera on tan mode!’ THEY HAVE A TAN MODE OPTION ON CAMERAS?! WTF?”
Which camera has a tan more? We need one stat!
Other pics include Katy and Russell arriving for The Late Late Show at RTE Studios on November 7. More Here! »
Adam Brody grabs a hot drink at Starbucks in between shooting his new movie, The Romantics, in New York’s Long Island on Saturday morning (November 7).
Yesterday, the 29-year-old actor was seen grabbing Starbucks with Dianna Agron, who recently explained why she’s not with the rest of the Glee cast back in L.A. She wrote, “I am so sorry that I won’t be able to attend the Barnes and Noble event today with the rest of the cast. I was given an incredible opportunity to work for the next month and we are on the east coast. We feel so lucky to have the support of our fans, and I had an amazing time meeting so many of you in New York this past week. Again, apologies, but do not fear, the ones you will be meeting today are gold. I already miss them very much.”
Nicole Richie lends her support to the March of Dimes’ Fourth annual Celebration of Babies at the Four Seasons Hotel on Saturday (November 7) in Beverly Hills, Calif.
Celebration of Babies is a fundraising event recognizing celebrities and prominent individuals who are celebrating the birth of their children while honoring role models who are committed to March of Dimes mission to improve the health of all babies.
Nic and Joel Madden are the proud parents daughter Harlow, 21 months, and son Sparrow, who turns 2 months on Monday.
Cate Blanchett goes for a morning walk with a friend on Saturday (November 7) in Washington D.C.
The 40-year-old Aussie actress is in town performing her critically acclaimed play, A Streetcar Named Desire. Last weekend, Cate attended the opening night reception of the play held at the Kennedy Center’s Embassy of Australia in D.C.
A Streetcar Named Desire continues through Nov. 21 at the Kennedy Center. The show is sold out!
FYI: Cate wore a pair of “laser lace” Ferragamo peep-toe shoes with metal heels at the opening night celebration.
Rihanna leaves a residence in a Honda LX with her assistant Jen and then hits up club in Los Angeles on Friday night (November 6).
The night before, the 21-year-old Bajan beauty hit up McDonald’s drive-thru after partying at Guys & Dolls lounge. According to X17, she was seen talking with Gym Class Heroes singer Travis McCoy. A source reveals, “She was loving the music the DJ was playing, and she danced in her seat and on the couch to a bunch of Jay-Z songs. The DJ also played a couple of her own songs and she had a huge smile on her face and her friends were dancing up a storm.”
Halle Berry lends her support to the March of Dimes’ Fourth annual Celebration of Babies at the Four Seasons Hotel on Saturday (November 7) in Beverly Hills, Calif.
The 43–year-old actress was seen rubbing shoulders with Dr. Robert Katz, who is currently on staff with the Obstetrics and Gynecology at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
The March of Dimes is committed to improving the health of babies and does so by reaching out to moms and babies in the community.
Halle and model Gabriel Aubry are the proud parents of 18-month-old daughter Nahla.
FYI: Halle is wearing fitted navy cocktail dress with long sleeves and leather detail at the bust from Yigal Azrouel.
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