Adriana Lima Archives

Adriana Lima Looks Awful

  • Adriana Lima needs some hotness consistency.
  • KFC offers Jennifer Lopez fried chicken VIP party.
  • Are the Oscar De La Hoya pictures real or not?!
  • Will Ferrell tries to pick a winner.
  • Aretha Franklin wants you to maintain the sexy.
  • Rose McGowan’s plastic surgery cost her Speed Racer role
  • Britney Spears still hitting up the clubs.
  • Christina Ricci is ready for battle.
  • Kelly Osbourne tries to break jelly-eating world record.
  • Britain’s Cuffs N Collar has fun new accessories.
  • Conan O’Brien will host Bob Woodruff benefit
  • Matthew McConaughey will replace Owen Wilson in the Ben Stiller film Tropic Thunder. Wilson dropped out of the DreamWorks movie after an apparent suicide attempt last month.
  • Whoppi Goldberg said yesterday that The View and Barry Manilow have made up after a squabble earlier this week and Manilow will appear on the show soon. Manilow was supposed to perform on the show on Monday but his visit was canceled after he refused to be interviewed by Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
  • Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ custody battle heated up yesterday after Richards sparked a war of words when she called Sheen an unfit dad. Sheen responded: “Clearly the mother of my children has no interest in responsible co-parenting when it comes to my relationship with our girls. She behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching.”

Adriana Lima’s Paint Job

  • Victoria’s Secret’s Adriana Lima Painted By A Lucky Man [HollywoodTuna]
  • Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s Romance Continues [ASL]
  • Why is Cameron Diaz So Happy? [PopSugar]
  • Britney Spears is Lonely [HollywoodRag]
  • Fergie. Bikini. Wedgie. [Egotastic]
  • Is Jessica Biel Getting Bigger [IDLYITW]
  • Love It Or Hate It: Lindsay Lohan’s New Blonde Hair [ImNotObsessed]
  • Naomi Watts Covers Up Her Burgeoning Belly [ICYDK]
  • Celebrity Moose Knuckle Down [CityRag]
  • Is TomKat Getting Suri a Little Brother? [TMZ]

300’s Gerard Butler - The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 3/5

  • Tom Cruise plans to be on the set of Katie Holmes new movie every day, sources say. Katie begins filming Mad Money- which also stars Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah - in Shreveport, Louisiana in the nest month or so. Katie supposedly chose Mad Money because she would not have a love scene. Tom was said to be upset about her sex scene in last year’s Thank You for Smoking.
  • Chicago celebrated native Jennifer Hudson’s success Tuesday by giving the singer/actress her own day. “She’s an inspiration to everyone who has a dream,” Mayor Richard Daley proclaimed Tuesday on “Jennifer Hudson Day.”
  • Ashlee Simpson left L.A. nightclub Les Deux Saturday night with The Neptunes’ Chad Hugo after unsuccessfully trying to pick up Ryan Phillipee. Ashlee’s rep says there is no romance between Chad and Ashlee - he’s helping her out on her new album.
  • Vanessa Minnillo, who was once Miss Teen USA, will be one of the judges at the 2007 Miss USA pageant March 27.
  • Haylie Duff is hooking up with Nick Carter. The two were spotted making out at Les Duex in L.A. Prior to Carter, Haylie had a brief romance with AJ Discala, Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s ex.
  • Scott Speedman, ex of newly married Keri Russell, is dating Jericho actress Ashley Scott, reports In Touch Weekly.
  • Kristen Cavallari, Ciara, Haylie Duff and singer JoJo will be at Victoria Secret’s Pink spring-break party in Miami.

Nick Lachey Tells Jessica The News

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Prince’s promo for the NFL Superbowl Halftime show on February 4th, 2007.
  • Nicole Richie will most likely serve some jail time (5 days, at least) if she is convicted of DUI in the state of California!
  • Rosie O’Donnell finally apologizes to the Asian community after mocking Chinese reporters on The View!
  • Yoko Ono’s chauffeur was arrested Wednesday for trying to extort $2 million from her!
  • And remember, vote Just Jared as the best gossip blog! Once every 24 hours!

Joaquin Phoenix Bold in Blackbook

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Jessica Alba from the set of Fantastic Four 2 (TRL, 2/4)
  • Jay-Z and Beyonce are rumored to to marry during his multi-day 37th birthday bash next weekend. Guests of the party were told they will attend a party on a yacht in St. Barts, but insiders say they will also be ferried over to Anguilla for a wedding at Cap Juluca resort. Another spy said the couple toured the site earlier this year and approved it for their nuptials.
  • The Post claims newly single Lance Bass showed up to the opening of Sunset Beach in L.A. with “a very attractive man as his date.” Lance did not pose with the man and slipped in and out of the club through the side entrance.
  • David Letterman has signed a contract to stay on the air until at least 2010. It was widely reported in September that Letterman had agreed to the deal. Letterman will earn $35 million a year.
  • Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin’s final documentary, called “Ocean’s Deadliest,” has been finished and will air January 21.

Double Your Alba, Double Your Fun

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Carrie Underwood looked gorgeous on The Ellen Show.
A+ on the hairstyle! Kudos once again to her stylist…
  • Courtney Love, who has been sober for 15 months, says Mel Gibson helped her get sober. According to Courtney, Mel and addiction counselor Warren Boyd showed up at a Beverly Hills hotel room while she was doing drugs with several men. Mel drew the men in Courtney’s crew away while Boyd stayed behind to stage an intervention, said Courtney in an interview with Diane Sawyer that aired Tuesday on Good Morning America.
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones’s new skinny look shocked onlookers at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in Manhattan on Monday, according to the New York Post. “She’s gone from a 14 to a 10 virtually overnight,” one witness said.
  • Donald Trump is at odds with a Florida town over the rights to fly a gigantic American flag atop an 80-foot flagpole at one of his resorts.
  • Borat has been banned in Kazakhstan. The Asian nation’s movie theaters will probably not show comedian Sacha Baron Cohen’s film, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, the Kazah foreign minister said, adding that he did not find the film funny.
  • Janet Jackson, Fergie, and The Killers will be performing at The 2006 Billboard Music Awards held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena Monday, airing Dec. 4 @ 8PMET on FOX. Celine Dion, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Katharine McPhee, and Chris Daughtry are set to make guest appearances.
  • Don’t miss The O.C. tonight, guys! It’s a great episode –
  • Just Jared was nominated for “Most Gay Friendly” in the 2006 Gay Bloggies. Hey, I’ll take it. Vote for me!

Jessica Alba's Sunglasses

Jessica Alba Is Maxim’s Second Sexiest
Apple MacBook Pro Laptop At No Cost.  Check It!
You’ll Never Guess Who Colin Farrell Looks Like
Victoria’s Secret Adriana Lima Causes Commotion
Jodie Foster is Gangster!
Is Jennifer Lopez Pregnant?  Some Seem To Think So!
This Paris Hilton Song By Mark Manne Sucks
Nicole Richie’s M-Day Conveniently Caught On Camera
NBC Fall Season Announced!  Joey axed, Scrubs Renewed!
Katharine McPhee’s Raw Rehearsal (Video)
Superman’s Very First Cartoon (Video)

HOLLYWOOD QUICKIES ::

  • Veronica Mars has been renewed for a third season!! A full 22 episodes! [does happy dance]
  • Prison Break will begin filming the second season of on June 15 in the Dallas area. The first season was shot around Chicago.
  • Justin Timberlake shot the cover art for his new album in front of Hollywood restaurant Memphis as an ode to his hometown.
  • The Drowsy Chaperone scores 13 Tony nominations, including best musical.  Wow!  I thought it was good, I didn’t know it was that good!  Very impressive.
  • Survivor’s ‘Fat Naked Guy’, aka Richard Hatch, is sentenced to 51 months in prison for tax evasion!  Aras, pay your taxes!!
  • The O.C. taped several different endings in order to protect its season finale’s storyline.  Mischa Barton gets killed off in one of them, of course.

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody Walk Dogs

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody Walk Their Dogs (Again)
Coffee Addicts!  Get Your FREE $250 Starbucks Gift Card!
Reese Witherspoon Shopping Tuesday In Bev Hills
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers Makes Pence Sense
Nicole Richie Hates Herself
Mike Myers :: Man Of The People
Adriana Lima Is Good At Pretending
Michelle Rodriguez Has ‘Amazing Experience’ In Jail
Rose McGowan Pulls a Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Dazzles In Gold
Tarring Jennifer Aniston

HOLLYWOOD QUICKIES

  • A seven-minute clip from X-Men: The Last Stand will go live at mightnight exclusively at dell.com/x-men.
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus will host this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, (her career began here over two decades ago). Paul Simon is the musical guest.
  • Matt Damon returned from a six-day trip to Africa organized by the DATA Foundation, a nonprofit Africa advocacy group, and the ONE Campaign. He spent most of his time there in Zambia — "The work that’s being done and the people that I met who are on the front lines there, I just came away feeling like we’re going to beat this."
  • Ashlee Simpson will neither confirm nor deny those nose job rumors — "Everybody’s already saying it, so I just don’t talk about it. I’m like, OK, whatever. It doesn’t bother me."
  • Greatest Website on Earth = IsLostARepeat.com

Adriana Lima GQ

Adriana Lima shows up precisely on time—for breakfast. At ten o’clock on a Saturday morning. In Midtown Manhattan. (This alone tells us she is not your average supermodel.) But wait. Adriana Lima, the Brazilian beauty, the ninety-seventh highest-paid famous person in the world according to Forbes, the reason our nephews spank away to Victoria’s Secret catalogs, has plenty of surprises. (Unfortunately, no surprises about her famous ex-boyfriends: We are told ahead of time that any questions about Lenny Kravitz, the model-collecting rocker with whom she was allegedly involved, are “off-limits.” Ditto for Derek Jeter.) But did we mention she’s a virgin? Hey, that’s her story—and she’s stickin’ to it.

Do yourself a favor and read the full Adriana Lima GQ April 2006 interview after the jump.  It’s wildly entertaining, especially with her broken English spewing lines out like, "I can’t look at another guy! I can’t. I swear. I’m blocked. I cannot look."

How old are you, anyway? Um, my age, I’m gonna leave, like, free for everybody to think about. I’m gonna leave it a secret, so when I get old, nobody will know.

Did you always plan on being a supermodel? When I started, I was too young to know what I wanted. But today I would like to be a doctor. I want to be a pediatry…how do you call it, pediatrician?

Yeah. Pediatrician. So you like kids? Not really. Depends. If they act well behaved, yes. When they start screaming, I don’t like them. But this is my plan. I might change my mind. For now, God has given me a lot of work.

I take it you’re religious?
Yes! I am Catholic. [she pulls out the cardboard scapular hanging around her neck, under her big gray sweater]

Wow. A scapular. Do you go to church?  Of course! Every Sunday.

Is there anything in the teachings of the Catholic Church that you don’t agree with?  No.

Are you pro-life? What do you mean, pro-life?

How do you feel about abortion? I think it’s a crime.

Okay, so let’s get started. You know the theme of this issue, right? Love, Sex, and Madness—Uh-huh. Yes. God.

Which category do you want to talk about first?  Love.

I figured. Okay. Have you been in love a lot? I’m in love now.

Were you ever before? No! I believe love just happens once. You can be mistaken, you can think you are in love, but after a while you discover that you’re really not. Real love is different.

Are you a one-guy woman? Of course! I’m a Catholic.

Look, I’m Catholic, too, but there’s a lot of things about the church that make it hard to date within its rules, don’t you think? Like what?

Birth control, premarital sex…Well, you know, sex is just for after marriage.

Say what?
Sex is for after marriage.

Are you saying you’re not going to have sex before marriage? Exactly.

You mean you’ve never had sex?
That’s why I have to say.

You sure about this?
Yes.

How do men respond to the fact that you plan to, you know, wait? I don’t care. They have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.

Who was your first boyfriend? I have just three boyfriends in my life.

Get out. And this is the third one now.

Did you ever have your heart broken? By my two exes, yes.

They dumped you?
Noooo. They did not dump me. But… It just did not worked. It did not work. You know?
 
Were you depressed? No, not depressed. I don’t have depression.
 
You didn’t crawl into bed for a week and cry your eyes out? Well, I felt sad, you know, but what am I gonna do? What’s crying and crawling and locking myself in gonna do for me? Nothing.

So except for the man you’re so in love with, who is your idea of a really hot guy? My man.

Besides him. I can’t look at another guy! I can’t. I swear. I’m blocked. I cannot look.

But how do guys—when you’re out and you’re at a club or a restaurant or an event, how do guys approach— Don’t approach me.

They don’t approach you? No, I say: Do not.

I know you don’t sleep with anyone, but just for the sake of argument: Who would you rather sleep with, Bush or Clinton?
Ohmigod. They’re too old for me!

Any other thoughts about sex? I’m not very experienced, okay?

I guess we don’t have much to talk about, sexwise? I don’t think so.

So…any beauty tips?
I don’t work out.

And is all of you natural? No, it’s all fake. From my hair to my toes to my nails. Everything’s fake. Everything! Even my heart is fake.

Okay, got it. But if you could improve one thing about yourself, what would it be? Patience. I’m very impatient. I like everything now. I want it all now.

Except sex. I’m talking about work.

Of course. No more details!

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