Dannielynn Birkhead, who turns one-year-old in two weeks, is Us Weekly’s cover girl for this week’s issue.

Her father, Larry Birkhead, 34, is planning a big birthday bash in Louisville, Kentucky with and 200 invited guests including Dannielynn’s “former (fake) father” Howard K. Stern and Dannielynn’s favorite singer, Dolly Parton. Uh, what?

This issue of Us, on newsstands now, highlights Birkhead’s battle with Anna Nicole Smith’s mother, Virgie Arthur, over Smith’s $472 million fortune. Anna Nicole died February 8, 2007 of a drug overdose.

Dannielynn is almost one-year-old already and Entertainment Tonight has an exclusive interview and photos of her and proud papa Larry Birkhead.

On how precious Dannielynn is: “Every day she does something new, and now she’s sharing her bottle with me. So if I say, ‘Give daddy a drink,’ she’ll toss it over her shoulder. It’s cool being a dad.”

At the Hollywood premiere of The Bourne Ultimatum: “If att Damon drops out of the next movie, maybe I’ll be available. I’ve been punched and kicked and slapped by my daughter, so I’m in defense mode. She’s using me as a teething ring.”

On changing before the red carpet: “She actually spit up on my jacket I was going to wear, so I had to take it off and do a quick change.”

On Dannielyn’s first birthday in September: “I’m thinking big. Her mom called her princess, so [I’m thinking of doing] something kind of Disney princess, or Hello Kitty — something real cool, so she can look back on it and say, ‘What a cool party.’”

On not dating at the moment: “The only lady in my life is my daughter, and she takes all my time, and that’s all I need right now — making up for lost time. We’re just having fun together and hanging out.”