• A Little Ashley Judd For ‘Come Monday Morning’
• Anne Hathaway is the Anti-Lindsay Lohan
• Beyonce and Eva Longoria to Play Lovers
• Kevin Federline’s Backstage Rider
• Britney Spears Has A Lot To Show Off Post Federline
• Tony Bennett Lives Up to His Reputation
• Is Salma Hayek a Crowd Pleaser?
• Ryan Phillippe’s PR Merry-Go-Round
• Santa Spears: “Oops I did WHAT?” (Video)

• Pamela Anderson has suffered a miscarriage, Us Weekly reported last night. Pam, 39, lost the baby late last week in Vancouver, Canada, where she’s filming a movie.
• American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler is getting her own sitcom on Fox. Kellie will play a “naïve small-town Southern girl” who discovers that her biological father is the state’s governor, according to Variety.
• Clothing from Viktor and Rolf’s H&M collection was on eBay less than two hours after it debuted yesterday. Eager shoppers lined up before dawn to purchase limited edition pieces.
• The two elderly women who were hit by pieces of a laptop computer Denise Richards threw over a balcony got their wish to meet Denise and Pamela Anderson after the incident.

Thought you might enjoy some pictures of Dancing with the Star’s Mario Lopez and his “special fan” Eva Longoria. Meanwhile, Eva is supposedly rekindling her romance hoops star Tony Parker…

Eva, 31, and Mario, 33, have known each other for years. Mario said, “She’s like a sister. Having her at the show was great. She was supposed to come other weeks but she’s busy, plus we tape kind of early because we’re live to the East Coast, so it’s hard schedule-wise. She’s got her show going, you know.”

• Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post
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• Kevin Federline’s Acting Debut on CSI
• Jessica Simpson Barely Fits Into Her Jeans
• Buy MK and Ashley’s LA Mansion
• Cher’s Son Did The Deed with Paris Hilton
• Buy Britney Spears‘ Half-eaten Corndog
• Jonathan Rhys-Meyers for Hugo Boss Fragrance
• Eva Longoria is a Swan at the Emmy’s
• Bikini-clad Charlize Theron & Her Furry Friend

• Weekend Box Office Totals: 1. "Invincible," $17 million, 2. "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," $8 million, 3. "Little Miss Sunshine," $7.5 million, 4 (tie). "Beerfest," $6.5 million, 4 (tie). "Accepted," $6.5 million, 6. "Snakes on a Plane," $6.4 million.
• After years of being snubbed, Fox series "24"  and it’s leading actor, Kiefer Sutherland, were finally victorious at the Emmy Awards. Sutherland picked up his first Emmy after nine previous nominations, taking best actor in a drama series. Meanwhile, Mariska Hargitay of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" won best leading actress in a drama. Tony Shalhoub of "Monk" and Julia Louis-Dreyfus of "The New Adventures of Old Christine" won best actor in a comedy series. The best comedy was "The Office" and "The Amazing Race" won as best reality-competition show.
• Hilary Swank is expected to bring CAA agent John Campisi as her date to the Venice and Toronto film festivals. The two are rumored to be dating.
• "Truthiness" and "Dr. McDreamy" are named TV words of the year… Stephen Colbert’s "Wikiality" ranks up there too!
• Meredith Vieira tells Time magazine that she doesn’t watch The View anymore and fears the show has become "a joke." I feel very sad for everything that’s happened and for everybody involved," Vieira said.  Vieira starts her new gig as the co-host of the Today show Sept. 13.

Some of the upcoming drama (spoilers ahead!) for this upcoming season of Desperate Housewives includes:

• a hostage situation in a supermarket
• Bree (Marcia Cross) and Orson getting engaged
• John the Gardener (Jesse Metcalfe) spicing things up again with Gabrielle (Eva Longoria)
• Bree’s son Andrew (Shawn Pyfrom) taking up hustling of sorts (prostitution, most likely)
• Josh Henderson (Over There) plays Austin, Edie’s (Nicollette Sheridan)18-year-old nephew

Watch the "less juicy than last year’s" season 3 promo for Desperate Housewives below!  And after you’re done with that, watch the "Making Of…" video!

Eva Longoria was the lady in white at LAX airport last Saturday. She was carrying boarding tickets and a travel visa (going out of the coutry maybe?) and wearing minimal makeup on her face. However, if you want to see her in all of her made-up beauty, check out the September 2006 issue of Maxim where you’ll find her in an open black shirt and a black thong.

Maxim Magazine unveils Eva Longoria as their September 2006 cover girl.  After recently toping the Maxim Hot 100 for a second year in a row, this month Longoria gives readers some insight on breaking into LA,  being part of a famous couple, plastic surgery, and much more!

You can read about Eva’s hard roap to stardom, how she knows Erik Estrada, what it’s like being a Texan, and the inside scoop on her relationship with NBA star Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs.

The issue hits newstands this coming Tuesday, August 22!

 - Doobybrain

• Celebrity Skin is a site that sells various bodily samples (fecal matter, skins cells, bacteria, etc) from famous people.  MMM, JACK BLACK‘S FECAL MATTER.  MMMM.
• Lindsay Lohan got another tattoo last week, a tiny white heart between her thumb and index finger on her left hand during a 3 a.m. visit to a West Hollywood tattoo parlor. Boyfriend Harry Morton accompanied the star and had a cross inked on an unspecified part of her body.
• Kate Beckinsale celebrated her 33rd birthday at In & Out Burger with hubby  director Len Wiseman and daughter Lily.
• Eva Longoria tells Playboy that before she was a star housewife she was turned down for a starring role in Dark Angel and Spanglish, and was fired from The Young and the Restless. Longoria says she’s not bitter, although she doesn’t wear a certain designer’s clothes because he refused to dress her believing she was a nobody.  "When he sends clothes for free now, I send them right back.
• American Idol judge Simon Cowell has been caught cheating on Terri Seymour, his girlfriend of four years, with model Jasmine Lennard. Britain’s Daily Mirror spotted Lennard entering Cowell’s townhouse late Tuesday night and said she took off her fur coat to reveal lacy lingerie. The model was photographed leaving a few hours later. The affair has been going on for six months, according to the paper.
• American Idol’s  Taylor Hicks, Katherine McPhee, and the rest of last season’s Top 10 are visiting with President Bush at the White House today.  They are the first contestants from the hit show to be invited to the White House.

• From the looks of things, Leonardo DiCaprio is back with Gisele Bundchen. [Photo credit: x17]
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• Britney Spears fires her pool boy Jon LaLane and he fires back: "It’s a revolving door there. She’s not the nice person everyone thinks she is."
• Scarlett Johansson looking purty at the Scoop premiere.
• Celebrity Day Jobs: NYC Edition
• Keira Knightley tells Elle that she freaks out over the littlest things and labels herself "an emotional wreck."
• Eva Longoria complains to the DH director about shooting so many naked scenes in the bathtub.
• Christina Aguilera Looks Stoned

• Pamela Anderson confirms she plans to marry Kid Rock in France, California, Michigan, and Tennessee. "I’m going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," Pamela said during a news conference about her new online poker site, PamelaPoker.com. The first set of nuptials will take place near St. Tropez, France reportedly this weekend.
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning to get married later this summer, says Cruise’s rep, Paul Bloch, who added that the ceremony will take place at one of the actor’s homes.  Several reports had suggested the couple was going to marry this weekend.
• Jessica Simpson switches album covers for her upcoming CD "A Public Affair."

• Nicole Richie featured in Deluxe Magazine
• Everybody needs a little neat freak in them! Mr. Clean Extra Power Magic Erasers, Blistex Stick, and Febreze.
• Natalie Portman’s growing mess of hair
• Scarlett Johansson teams up with Reebok. Wow.  "Reebok is thrilled to partner with Scarlett because she is a world renowned style icon and truly an inspiration for today’s young women," said Reebok’s President and CEO Paul Harrington. "Scarlett embodies the pulse points of our brand - individuality, authenticity and a life lived to the fullest in perpetual motion. These characteristics make her the perfect fit for our new women’s footwear and apparel collection and also for our exciting new women’s campaign."
• Lindsay Lohan’s cheap hooker pose
• Tom Cruise has regained control of his own domain name tomcruise.com.  Can’t wait to see his homepage.  Maybe he’ll start blogging mysterious entries like Britney!
• Jessica Alba takes her dogs for a walk
• Matthew McConaughey receives an intimate massage from a female friend in Malibu.
• Eva Longoria’s Bikini Causes Global Warming
• Stephen Colbert Skewers Clueless Politicians