• Christina Aguilera is Almost Naked Again
• Free Samples! Mr. Clean Extra Power Magic Erasers
• Jessica Simpson’s Hotness Going Down The Toilet
• Heidi Klum Dons $2.8 Million Worth of Bling
• Kate Hudson & Chris Robinson Back Together?
• PETA Hunts Down Beyonce Yet Again
• Tom Cruise Gets New Job At Pizza Parlor
• Colin’s Crazy is Restrained

• Paris Hilton’s CD is already being called a flop. A week after its release, the CD has only sold 75,000 copies, pitiful compared to Christina Aguilera’s first week sales of 320,000, according to Soundscan.
• The NY Post featured a photograph of Hilary Swank and her agent John Campisi snuggling in Rome in today’s paper. The couple has been spotted kissing and holding hands all over Rome.  Anyone have it scanned?
• Tom Cruise, who broke ties with Paramount Pictures last week, has signed a two-year financing deal with First & Goal LLC, an investment partnership headed by Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. The deal will allow Cruise and producing partner Paula Wagner to run their company and make deals to produce films. First & Goal LLC will finance overhead and development costs. Cruise still must find someone to finance production of those films and a company to distribute them.
• South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker say Saddam Hussein spends his time in jail watching the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut,  in which he and Satan hatch a plot for world domination.
• Eminem has collaborated with Nike Inc. to create a limited-edition collection of sneakers to be auctioned to benefit Eminem’s Marshall Mathers Foundation, which provides funds for organizations working with troubled youth in southeast Michigan, and ninemillion.org, a global campaign to bring education and sports programs to children in refugee camps across the globe.

• Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post
• 500 Free iTunes Downloads!!!!!!!!!!
• Kevin Federline’s Acting Debut on CSI
• Jessica Simpson Barely Fits Into Her Jeans
• Buy MK and Ashley’s LA Mansion
• Cher’s Son Did The Deed with Paris Hilton
• Buy Britney Spears‘ Half-eaten Corndog
• Jonathan Rhys-Meyers for Hugo Boss Fragrance
• Eva Longoria is a Swan at the Emmy’s
• Bikini-clad Charlize Theron & Her Furry Friend

• Weekend Box Office Totals: 1. "Invincible," $17 million, 2. "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," $8 million, 3. "Little Miss Sunshine," $7.5 million, 4 (tie). "Beerfest," $6.5 million, 4 (tie). "Accepted," $6.5 million, 6. "Snakes on a Plane," $6.4 million.
• After years of being snubbed, Fox series "24"  and it’s leading actor, Kiefer Sutherland, were finally victorious at the Emmy Awards. Sutherland picked up his first Emmy after nine previous nominations, taking best actor in a drama series. Meanwhile, Mariska Hargitay of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" won best leading actress in a drama. Tony Shalhoub of "Monk" and Julia Louis-Dreyfus of "The New Adventures of Old Christine" won best actor in a comedy series. The best comedy was "The Office" and "The Amazing Race" won as best reality-competition show.
• Hilary Swank is expected to bring CAA agent John Campisi as her date to the Venice and Toronto film festivals. The two are rumored to be dating.
• "Truthiness" and "Dr. McDreamy" are named TV words of the year… Stephen Colbert’s "Wikiality" ranks up there too!
• Meredith Vieira tells Time magazine that she doesn’t watch The View anymore and fears the show has become "a joke." I feel very sad for everything that’s happened and for everybody involved," Vieira said.  Vieira starts her new gig as the co-host of the Today show Sept. 13.

• Mischa Barton’s almost embarrassing moment
• Everybody needs this stuff especially if they’re free samples!! Mr. Clean Extra Power Magic Erasers, Blistex Stick, and Febreze.
• According to reports, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were engaged in Paris!  DID THEY or DIDN’T THEY?
• Paris Hilton says one night stands are gross
• Kevin Federline punk’d us, y’all!!!! "At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did. That way, when I come out with my real ****, people are ****ing blown away."
• Evangeline Lilly has airport trouble
• The Big Brother: All-Stars cast (14) was revealed along with a bunch of other spoilers you’ll want to check out:
  
  

  "Chicken" George Boswell
  Marcellas Reynolds
  Kaysar Ridha
  Howie Gordon
  Jase Wirey
  James Rhine
  Dr. Will Kirby
  Mike "Boogie" Matlin
  Janelle Pierzina
  Alison Irwin
  Danielle Reyes
  Diane Henry
  Jennifer "Nakomis" Dedmon
  Erika Landin

• A bikini-clad Jessica Biel recently broke up with longtime boyfriend Chris Evans (Fantastic Four).  He’s rumored to be dating public relations executive Joyce Sevilla.
• Unwanted Soundtracks — spoof soundtracks for things that no one wants to hear…
• Kristin Cavallari and boyfriend Brody Jenner need to get a room pronto!
• Hilary Swank says in an interview with Vanity Fair that her marriage to Chad Lowe ended partly because Lowe had a substance abuse problem. Lowe has been sober for three years now, but Swank says that when she discovered the problem "it was confirmation of something I was feeling that was keeping us from being completely solid.  The magazine does not disclose Lowe’s substance of choice.

A nude Hilary Swank is the poster girl for French fashion house Guerlain’s latest fragrance, Insolence.  The 31-year-old Million Dollar Baby actress dropped her clothes and bared all for the Insolence photoshoot. International marketing director Laurent Boillot enthused: "She is a feminine mix of Meryl Streep and Robert De Niro. She is capable of transforming herself."  Bigger picture in the gallery!

Paris, France :: Does Hilary Swank have a new man in her life?  I’m not getting the boyfriend vibe but the 31-year-old Oscar-winning actress was spotted yesterday morning linking arms and holding hands with a new mystery man.  They walked through the City of Lights yesterday morning with another friend (third wheel?) and stopped by swank citadel Colette (213 rue St-Honoré, 1e) and the Palais Royal Gallery.  Recently, the West Village town house of the Hilary and actor-director Chad Lowe, is on the market for $8.25 million.  More pictures in the gallery!

UPDATE 1 :: Hilary is walking with her manager/publicist, Troy Nankin.  Thanks, Donna!

UPDATE 2 :: Apologies, images replaced with Hilary Swank’s appearance in Paris for perfume "Insolence."

Los Angeles, California :: Presenters ran through rehearsal yesterday for the 78th Academy Awards – Jessica Alba, Eric Bana, Nicole Kidman, Terrence Howard, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, Zhang Ziyi, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jennifer Lopez and Hilary Swank.   For the record, Eric Bana and Jessica Alba are going to the the hottest pair to walk the stage as presenters tonight. More pictures in the gallery including Uma Thurman, Jon Stewart, George Clooney, Tom Hanks, Queen Latifah, Dustin Hoffman, Morgan Freeman and Dolly Parton.